Jimmy's Guide To Job Application Forms | Jimmy Carr: Comedian

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024
  • Jobs don't care about qualifications these days, what they want is someone with a sense of humour...
    Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Comedian
    To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Comedian (...
    Live from London's Bloomsbury Theatre (in 2007, when it was filmed): Jimmy Carr - Comedian (Live) sees funnyman Jimmy Carr sharing his cynical, but always hilarious, take on life's little absurdities.
    The Official Channel for the biggest face in British comedy (literally the biggest face - it's like the moon.)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 74

  • @kenjimori5713
    @kenjimori5713 4 роки тому +44

    Laughing my ass off in the middle of the night!!! Love you, Jimmy!!!

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm 4 роки тому +105

    My favorite question at interviews is Why do you want to work here? You're expected to give an answer that you love what they do but really it's because you're broke and need a job.

    • @ecos889
      @ecos889 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, it's like dude we are applying for a crappy grunt job here. Why else would we work here lol.

  • @maxwellmacdonald9009
    @maxwellmacdonald9009 4 роки тому +38

    This always puts a smile on my face, no matter how socially unacceptable joke is made

  • @chriss4242
    @chriss4242 4 роки тому +19

    Pure genius 👏. Love this guy, he is so freaking hilarious 🤣

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 4 роки тому +9

    The attentive joke was brilliant. Thanks for the video, Mr. Carr.

  • @nixonleonxio5071
    @nixonleonxio5071 4 роки тому +10

    I don't know why, i just love the way he laughs 😂😂

  • @arenosion9485
    @arenosion9485 4 роки тому +28

    Cheers Jimmy Great Laugh as always 👍

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +34

    * turns to look at his potato painting on the fridge and frowns *

  • @andrewnorth170
    @andrewnorth170 4 роки тому +45

    "N-urrrghrrrr" lol

  • @outseeker
    @outseeker 4 роки тому +6

    killer stuff, as always :) all still funny to hear again

  • @dannydetonator
    @dannydetonator 4 роки тому +4

    Top cut! The bar is high, Sean..

  • @ericmelto7810
    @ericmelto7810 3 роки тому +6

    It would be fun to just go fill out applications. See if they call back.

  • @shanethrelfall416
    @shanethrelfall416 4 роки тому +34

    Pleased to tell you all but I used these on my application form and got the job

    • @iggysixx
      @iggysixx 3 роки тому +8

      And how is Starbucks working out for you so far?

    • @2ANYS
      @2ANYS 2 роки тому +1

      How’s the career going?

    • @sallevadorradman1938
      @sallevadorradman1938 2 роки тому +1

      Fantastic!

  • @jalisencio
    @jalisencio 3 роки тому +2

    Never disappoints

  • @DannyStrydom
    @DannyStrydom 4 роки тому +2

    Great Stuff Jimmy!!

  • @Caroleonus
    @Caroleonus 3 роки тому +1

    "Starbucks, the posh coffee shop." You what?

  • @zuti071
    @zuti071 4 роки тому +6

    Finnaly something new.

  • @kenanacampora
    @kenanacampora 2 роки тому

    This man is insane. I like it. 👍🏻😬

  • @nathantorresstanevil6958
    @nathantorresstanevil6958 4 роки тому +7

    I've filated myself...well tried lol. Take out bottom ribs and you can do it

  • @Antares070
    @Antares070 3 роки тому

    Awesome!

  • @chucknin1491
    @chucknin1491 3 роки тому +5

    "I usually notice a period almost immediately"

  • @colintosh5417
    @colintosh5417 4 роки тому +5

    Jimmy Carr went into comedy after a work colleague said to him working in an office is not really for you

    • @gamerboyss5310
      @gamerboyss5310 3 роки тому

      really?????

    • @colintosh5417
      @colintosh5417 3 роки тому

      @@gamerboyss5310 seriously I heard Jimmy Carr say it on a tv show, QI I think

    • @stereoroid
      @stereoroid 3 роки тому +2

      Jimmy used to work for Shell Oil, in Marketing. He talks about this on Top Gear.

  • @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names
    @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names 4 роки тому +9

    an ad right in the middle of a punchline. Oof.

  • @publicspeaker4009
    @publicspeaker4009 4 роки тому +8

    😂😂😂

  • @Kingy100
    @Kingy100 4 роки тому +2

    Love your videos , but are all the adverts really needed

  • @reubenmanzo2054
    @reubenmanzo2054 4 роки тому

    0:48 I'm a bit confused, what else could it be?

    • @shebbs1
      @shebbs1 4 роки тому +1

      Are you serious?

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 4 роки тому

      @@shebbs1 Yes, I'm serious.

    • @MsAsdferas
      @MsAsdferas 4 роки тому +1

      I don't know if I can write it here but it rhymes with "day".

    • @briantravelman
      @briantravelman 3 роки тому

      Apparently the joke is that it's misheard as "gayboy" Don't feel bad. I didn't get it either. I thought maybe it was just some term they use in England

  • @daltonbishop9677
    @daltonbishop9677 4 роки тому +3

    Lol- from America

  • @generalhargrievous9928
    @generalhargrievous9928 4 роки тому +1

    Fighter of the night boy

  • @GB-fk7eq
    @GB-fk7eq 4 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣. This is gold

  • @divyam_garg
    @divyam_garg 4 роки тому +2

    The only thing left to follow up a Gordon ramsay rabbit hole is Jimmy Carr and youtube knows it!

  • @88888888mummypig
    @88888888mummypig 3 роки тому +1

    Mouse's ear !!

  • @olliperez9022
    @olliperez9022 4 роки тому

    Nice table!

  • @deborahol
    @deborahol 4 роки тому +8

    Jimmy's eyes are sexeeee!
    💑 ⬅️ Jim and me, sitting in a tree. Might need a crane to get me down however due to my calorific lockdown habits.

  • @locohobo1925
    @locohobo1925 3 роки тому

    Despite the legend... removing ribs does not enable self-felation. To do so requires de-fusing the vertebrae that form your coccyx, which you cannot do. No matter how much money I offered him, my doctor refused to perform the surgery.

  • @prairiestoners7042
    @prairiestoners7042 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂 this is great

  • @Neelix99
    @Neelix99 3 роки тому

    How does he do it? 🤣😎

  • @rituparnachatterjee9616
    @rituparnachatterjee9616 4 роки тому +4

    What is day boy??

    • @AB-gb1om
      @AB-gb1om 4 роки тому +5

      Gay boy, but misheard

    • @georgebrandy3896
      @georgebrandy3896 4 роки тому

      I'm really hoping you already knew that...

    • @johnparker2252
      @johnparker2252 3 роки тому

      At some boarding schools, instead of being resident, you can go every day from home therefore ‘day boy’.

  • @1999Subaru
    @1999Subaru 4 роки тому +1

    What is BNP?

  • @harisceric9447
    @harisceric9447 2 роки тому

    2:58 FORTNITE

  • @lazyjesus6573
    @lazyjesus6573 4 роки тому +5

    Oh to be 14 again

  • @readerjo
    @readerjo 4 роки тому +3

    Why did Jimmy used to put on such a posh accent?

  • @JesusisJesus
    @JesusisJesus 4 роки тому

    Ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

  • @chriswilkes2438
    @chriswilkes2438 4 роки тому +2

    Why hasn't he been kicked out

  • @gaminglikethoushould8978
    @gaminglikethoushould8978 4 роки тому +1

    Yeet

  • @xauthu4704
    @xauthu4704 4 роки тому

    0:11 xx

  • @MrMrToYouThough
    @MrMrToYouThough 4 роки тому +5

    1st 🙋🏽‍♂️

  • @ZomBeeNature
    @ZomBeeNature 4 роки тому +1

    Jimmy is a joke!
    which is the whole point

  • @Pikachu_25-4Life
    @Pikachu_25-4Life 4 роки тому +1

  • @chriswilkes2438
    @chriswilkes2438 4 роки тому

    Is religion something to do with it?

  • @HoloSohma
    @HoloSohma 4 роки тому +38

    Mom lost the chance to be in police as an office person cuz the lie detector she answered honestly that she did drugs... over like 20 years ago but they didn’t care how long ago it was...

    • @mariosebastiani3214
      @mariosebastiani3214 3 роки тому +3

      she could have said: "and it was to learn the difference between the various kinds, so I could be of use for the narcotics investigation team".

  • @duuhat5834
    @duuhat5834 4 роки тому

    Que Dios nos perdone.

  • @markc1894
    @markc1894 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂😂