PKA 664 W/ Dick Masterson: Comic Sued By A Church, Airplane Biohazard, Weird Bathroom Objects
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors
0:00:14 - Why going for round 2 in the bedroom isn’t Masterson’s style
0:03:19 - Dick’s beef with Eric July and the “Isom” comic book universe
0:14:26 - The rise and fall of Gina Caron’s MMA and /Star Wars careers
0:18:35 - Women’s basketball vs volleyball - is it harder to be a female pro?
0:23:13 - Walmart sumo wrestlers (do NOT take this kid’s Nintendo Switch from him!)
0:26:37 - The 200 IQ cop who imitated a dog to catch him some criminals
0:28:18 - Masterson’s arch-nemesis, Maddox, is back to start some beef!
0:35:51 - PKA Harley vs John Morrison & Mike Tyson’s sacred boxing rituals
0:38:58 - Why Mike Tyson is arguably the scariest person to interview
0:43:10 - More on Masterson’s fallout with former podcast co-host Maddox
0:46:49 - The Japanese reality show that imprisoned a man for 15 months
0:51:01 - The REAL reason why Hiroshima/Nagasaki were targeted in 1945..
0:52:42 - Japan, France, Brazil: Which country has the best/worst UFC crowds?
0:56:11 - Which nation contains the most women open to.. back door fun time?
0:58:36 - Food talk: Europe’s best food, US sushi & Kyle’s seafood sickness
1:03:25 - Do anchovies and pineapple belong on pizza? PKA debates
1:03:55 - “Equality” in dating: Should the guy ALWAYS pay for dinner/drinks?
1:09:16 - Taylor’s divorce and his newfound appreciation for The Church of Kyle
1:15:46 - Could Taylor get Batista-level JACKED if he got on TRT?
1:19:10 - Woody’s SULTRY gas stop soap story & Dick’s dish soap dubiousness
1:25:07 - Lobster-cow hybrids & PKA’s 200 iq “infinite regeneration” cow farm idea
1:30:13 - The secret story of Jurassic Park 2 (Would PKA visit an IRL Jurassic Park?)
1:36:22 - Keanu Reeves or Steven Seagall - Who’s acting sucks more?
1:41:15 - If someone wanted to imprison another person - How should they do it?
1:48:37 - The KY woman who was rescued from being chained to a bedroom floor
1:52:08 - When Popeyes runs out of chicken in the wrong hood, there’s hell to pay
1:54:54 - Why being a canine cop and/or a coastguard is an LEO 200 IQ play
1:59:20 - PKA reacts to Mitch McConnell’s senior moment: Should he retire?
2:10:46 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue
2:19:00 - The airline passenger whose p00p caused an emergency landing..
2:27:17 - Asian basketball p00p tactics & PKA’s worst air sickness emergencies
2:39:20 - Dick’s experiences with Burning Man festival and its’ 2023 flooding
2:50:22 - More Burning Man talk: Injuries, illicit substances & bathroom emergencies
3:00:57 - Heating, eclectic or water: Which utility would be the WORST to live without?
3:04:02 - Kyle prison talk: Industrial air conditioning,”mack” trading & smuggling
3:07:42 - How Reece Wetherspoon subtly made a billion dollar book empire
3:11:44 - Why Woody turned down the chance to revive Woodycraft 2.0
3:15:57 - Kyle explains why the newest season of 60 Days In SUCKS
3:25:19 - Dick’s hilarious experience of attending an Asian Michael Bolton concert
3:30:41 - How David Hasselhoff’s USA rise to fame was ruined by OJ Simpson
3:32:26 - Kevin Spacey’s many allegations & his BIZARRE UA-cam response video
3:34:52 - Why pro athletes are immune to public scandal (Kobe Bryant talk)
3:40:25 - Why did society just let R. Kelly keep making music after 2001?
3:42:42 - Movie talk: Steve Carrell, Bradley Cooper’s fake nose & Christian Bale
3:47:00 - Acid att@cks: An eye for an eye makes the whole world.. Not blind?
3:49:04 - Did this redditor get enough petty revenge on his high school bully?
3:53:33 - Why the “Police Activity” channel is Kyle’s favorite page on UA-cam
3:56:34 - The time Kyle 1v1’d a police dog (can you outrun a police canine?)
4:00:33 - Pufferfish sushi master’s & PKA’s regenerating cow farm
4:05:48 - The guys call it a show
Taylor’s jawline is the greatest comeback story to ever grace this show
Nice of everyone to keep this at 69 likes.
Finally a guests that doesn't get ran over by the host
41 years of 5 hours of weekly podcasts to equal the time the Japanese man spent in the room
this guy maths
kwikmafs
all that says is PKA has been slacking with only 5 hours
Big boys do what they want!!
Everytime Kyle tells a psychedelic story it feels so sus
L Y L E
I don’t think he’s ever done any to be honest
He definitely has taken them. He might make stuff up though
he passed out into a sunglasses stand at Walmart the dude did drugs like two times at most
He sounds like someone who has only done it once.
I feel like woody’s eyebrows are going to jump out of the screen at me
Hahaha I can’t believe all the people who didn’t notice hahahahahaha
If I have to listen to woody's campfire acid story again, I think I might know it better than he does.
This is the type of comment you would see on the fake social media sites on video games lol. Its so true tho haha
@@Elguapodelfuegobleeter from gta 5 lol
All the woody hate comments are so tiresome
@@GoosePMheres another one, Woody is the worst.
How tf do yall not talk about edp getting caught again
woody
@@IDontSpeakChineseliar - I know you speak Chinese...
Hello, fellow paying patrons
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Hi lol
Imagine.
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@@its_NSHbro gets the link from a black market source instead of paying a couple bucks
why do i feel like wingsofredemption should return as a guest on the 666th episode?🤘🏽🔥
because you're ducking we todd ded
I'll take any episode
@@zerker08sofa king, we tahd ed.
Andrew and destiny are kinda correct. Just like every other job the intelligent ppl stick out and move on. Most are idiots that jump from job to job
@@zerker08 you got me there.
When I first met my wife she was so big on total equality, even insisted she paid half on our first date. Eventually we moved in together and she found out I made more than enough to cover all the bills and she was basically just paying me every month to save face and keep a job she hated. Last year she asked to be a SAHM right before she got pregnant, it's been so nice having a live in maid handle all the chores I hate doing. Groceries just appear at my house and put themselves away, clothes are always clean, baby is happy. Found a real one with her
Subhanallah W
transition from wife to live in maid. You sir just downgraded (realized?) you'd prefer a bang maiden rather than a wife (equal?)
@@zerker08thats not what he meant and you know it. Thats probably why you're single .
@@zerker08men and women aren't equal simp
@@courtneyriley185 being single with a bangmaid can be awesome. I've been there and vehemently told a woman who slept in my bed she was not my girl. I'd never belittle a wife.
Always love it when the 5th host returns home!
You mean 4th?
Who’s the 4th
@@CleosAMoose tucker
@@XenoTravis nah tuckers the 4th
You guys know pka is shilling you by promoting the product blue chew do your research pka/woody soon to be cancelled
Duckman reference made this a 10/10 episode
Been rewatching Duckman after I recently rewatched all of The Critic and Dr Katz lol
For those who don’t know, Kyle ran a successful UA-cam channel named “FPS Russia”
no way
Okay thanks, can you now please explain 9/11....
What’s UA-cam
Nah don’t give Kyle FPS Russias accomplishments, FPS worked so hard for that 👀
u r not fun e@@jonesy272
Big ups to Liquid Richard!!!!!
Woody will continue to argue he’s an expert communicator. While referring to burning man as “burning ham”
lol woodys eyebrows
Birmingham. For those of you who don’t know it’s in Europe
@@wadeharris4700shut up woody
76 episodes till Kyle transitions.
Is he wearing stockings yet??
@@ShinFahima
Boy I hope
2:47:16
I have a friend that was on a tree stand that failed.
The manufacturer settled with him and wrote a pretty big check.
His leg is pretty wrecked, definetly not worth.
That sounds terrible, it's making me think twice about buying one, maybe I should just build one treehouse style.
WENDIGOON FOR EPISODE 666!!
Correct
So this has basically turned into TV guide review now?
Cow police has gotta be a Top 10 off-hand Matt joke of all time
Please be ironic
Kyle using the plot of kimmy schmidt like it really happened. 😂😂😂
Kyle straight ripped Shane Gillis’s volleyball shorts joke
He literally said it was a comedian it heard. You wet tuna sandwich
It's cause Kyle doesn't have a single original joke in his head after the prison. He just stays inside and watches Netflix
01:35:20 no woody wrong, venom glands need empty space to sit in. this is why by re-examining the skull of komod dragons the science community readjusted the opinion their bites were just toxic from bacteria, now it is bacteria and venom
Most interesting comment. I was not aware of that regarding komodos.
hvac guy who has done work at a federal super max prison here. they take an inventory of every tool, every bit you take through the gate. no contractor gets to leave until all tools are accounted for. 3 hours of your day was set aside for logging tools. miserable
I love watching Kyle have the most disgusted faces when Woody describes his lock and load expierences, probably the only ad I will never skip
The duck walk he referred to was too much information.
2:18:30
Timestamp for y'all's pleasure
Boy do I love kidnapping tips thanks PKA!👍
If you need tips you’re an amateur
Fun tip most handcuffs can be picked, or broken easily. You don't necessarily need to pick the actual lock either you could use a shim to open them up. Or if you want to be cia spy style buy a handcuff key, and tape it and maybe a razor blade to your lower back using a bandaid.
@@Industry-insidera tip can never hurt
If you give a tip WHILE kidnapping, then you add r*pe to the mix.
And the only thing you should add to the mix, is Kurt Angle.
RSK
OK, as a Brazillian I gotta explain this, the "you're gonna die" (uh, vai morrer) chant is done as an obvious exaggeration, we use as a provocation in childrens fight back in middle school. All the other complaints are are valid, brazillians only care about a sport if theres a brazillian winning... (with exception of futebol)
And super dangerous if you’re with the wrong people or get mugged. Seems like there’s a million cops though😂
there are, they are also, very dangerous in a way they might also mug you@@Anonymous8317
@@Anonymous8317nah, more like a million off-duty cops if Brazilian shooting videos taught me anything
Thank you for boosting the Audio Zach!
Kyle just stealing that Shane Gillis joke
Can't really call it "stealing" when he starts it off with "I saw this comedian talk about this recently" or whatever
Kyle when he finds out the Coast Guard is in the middle east right now
If there's a blue shirt on woody, I know things will turn out goody
lol kyle stealing a Shane Gillis joke when talking about volleyball shorts
Woody does look like Bob Saget.
Can you get satan for pka 666???
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Doesn’t sound like Kyle took 5 tabs of acid at once, he described like the trip of 1 tab
Sounds like a micro dose
No way he took 5x regular hits ie 150-200ug
He’d be ripped from reality.
Every 5 years you could have a new cow if you mate 2 of them...
Hey wasn’t the whole volleyball shorts bit straight up ripped off from Shane Gillis latest special?
He did say some comedian had a bit, wouldnt say they ripped off Shane
30% Kyle? Just so so wrong
only 0.5% of homes in the UK have an air-conditioning unit installed
Never met anyone with one and I used to work removals and move people in multi million pound houses lol
Only offices or gyms really. People just buy those Dyson fans
@@orcawhales69420 not mine bud, a simple search
First world countries without regular a/c units need to reclass themselves to at least second world
Best guest. I don't care what anyone says.
100%
Out For Justice is Steve Seagals' best movie. "Who did Bobby Lupo?"
My favorite was called exit wound.
as someone who works in my counties maintenance Dep I can say we easily spend $100K per year on ac and heating for our jail
Not higher level prison though, he was at a camp
Thank you Zak for the link as always !
WHY DID THEY STOP THE COP TALK BEFORE THE 2 HOUR MARK. I was laughing so hard I was crying.
Chris Kyle has the most confirmed kills from the American Military, but simo häyhä has the most kills at war of all time.
I did 4 or 5 hits of acid. Every time I took a drink of my beer, I was surprised it was carbonated.
Big boy Kyle suggesting a boxing match huh
Crazy he won't fight me yet he'll say that smh
you have a receding hair line
@@prisma250a byproduct of high testosterone
Police activity IS THE BEST CHANNEL ON UA-cam
2nd best..
I recall Taytay saying several times over the years that he expected Bill Burr to get way funnier again once he'd divorce Nya.. I think he's right 😂🫣
Norway is actually the country that consumes the most pizza per capita, before the USA, the UK, Germany and Italy.
can i get a episode where woody doesnt bring up a bit hes already brought up before we get it bill burr roasted woman for not watching womans basketball.
Do people really consider Bill Burr and that Carlin guy funny? I do not get it.
Easily the best guest
Woody would the guy to like pineapples on pizza smh
It will be glorious once Woody stops holding the podcast hostage
Eating on acid is equivalent to eating when you’ve taken a Adderall for adhd. You’ll outright feel disgusted and the urge to eat dissipates.
Eh. Its a case by case basis. We dropped a hit and a half my very first time and right around the peak we ate grilled cheeseburgers. To this day it was the best burger that I ever had, and I was blasted. Now I tried to eat a couple times on 4gs of mushrooms and I immediately got nauseous af
100%, it’s disgusting. Fruit MIGHT be ok.
@@damondriver6363Probavly weaker hit plus half a hit. There are legit 150ug-200ug that lose potency due to heat/improper storage.
Thanks Zak
this episode gives me serious deja vu
The movie Kyle is referring to is bury my heart and wounded knee. It's a conversation with sitting bull. And yes, most natives were bloodthirsty murderers who tried to hide behind mysticism. There's a reason everyone hates the Sioux
i've never heard of breaking down a hit of acid like that, sounds neat.
Episode 666 should have devil related Bible stories
Woody with a lot of quick funny responses on this show. The microdosing is working!
you mean has to microdose to not be absolutely insufferable
@@officialtotinoyea he reminds me of a knockoff Quagmire from family guy
@@officialtotino well said
Was she hot?
Four people in front of computers cant google a fact when theyve got it wrong lol
I feel like it would ruin the flow of conversation, I've seen episodes where they aren't even paying attention because they are trying to google and look up topics to talk about..
Coast guard used to have the hardest physical requirements. Who knows anymore
1:52:47 when the Popeyes chicken sandwich came out a fella got stabbed in the DC area over cutting the outrageous line
As far as gift giving it depends on the sentimentality of the gift. The family quilt my ex-wife was given was definitely something that was taken back.
Shout out PKACC the new videos are gonna be great
I love the sound of “Taylor’s Climate Change Accelerationism Emporium,” it has a nice ring to it.
I would LOVE to see Gina Carano on this show. Probably never going to happen, but I would LOVE to see the no women streak end if it meant getting her on here.
I'd also love to see if Kyle fawns over here like he does for F1nn5ter.
1:06:12 kyle breaks the 4th wall
Hardly
Kyle just come out already
2:51:33 woody says burning ham
Whenever I see blue shirt Woody, all I want to do is wear my hoodie
Gina looks better now
1:17:58 I’m not hating on anyone who takes T, but if you gave that dude a paper cut on his bicep he’d probably bleed out..
Excited for this episode
Best PKA guest
Big ups PKA Classic Commentary
Shoutout Nebraska
was it big stan? the rewriting love letters in prison?
Bugs bunny vs ISOM coming soon!
Woody with the horrible pizza take as always 🎉
2 more until ... the evil one. Let's goooo!
3:01:39 hospitals are on backup generators so there’s no way that’s true
It can disrupt for a second and with a low staff….
But you’re prolly right.
lol woodys eyebrows
The chicken thing Kyle mentioned happened in my city but it’s a doctored video
1:16:13 Did Kyle just slip up and reveal woody is on T? 😂
So what? It’s not bad, he prolly is.
If you were low on thyroid hormone…..you’d fix that too.
What are y'all going to do for episode 666? Be great if it were a Halloween episode
3:33:03 best interruption by Kyle
Blue chew and whacking it is wild
the poison* spitting dino is real,just way bigger than in the movie even tho it might be a juvenilein it and it is true that there's no way to know if it had frills or poison/venom :)
Can we get the guest only Pod for 666? I love the boys, but I just think it'd be fun and they'd get a week off.
Kyle has taken some super weak acid. He says he took five hits and then describes a one hit trip. Five hits is a full loss of reality, not just seeing cool colors and laughing at silly things.
you're not wrong
Hulk hogan tells less lies than lyle
You can’t really redose with LSD so he probably took the 3rd/4th+ without getting the full effects
@@LMLW That's completely incorrect.
@@aidsface ok ‘aidsface’
The Longer Serving Members of Senate Get *Seniority In Making "Decisions"
Why does woody sound like Joe Biden.
we love a birthday post
woody needs to leave
The comedian Kyle was talking about is Shane Gillis
Soaps aren’t soaps anymore, they’re hand wash and that is a legal definition due to the ingredients
3:00:00
Kyle lies a lot I forgot lol