One of these days Im gonna walk to my toilet to take a shit and I'll find Badger in my Shower with Dollar Shave Club ping-pong balls lightly bouncing them off my head
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can still feel my arm and my leg... Even my fingers, the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting. It's like they're still there. You feel it too don't you?
@@YipPlusYap You TOO have known loss. And that loss torments you still. You hope hatred... might someday replace the pain. But it never goes away. It makes a man hideous inside and out. Wouldn't you agree? We are both demons. Our humanity won't return l. You. Me. We've no place to run, nowhere to hide. And that is why I'll show you my demon. Follow me, Big Boss!
@@Sebastian-bs5dq So yeah... I’m a gamer. I like video games. I love video games. T-bagging, I love shooting at bad guys. And jumping high like Mario. Fortnite chug-chug! *splashes jug of water at face*
Justin Hughes can’t help, we were practically on the Mississippi... Quincy was the town. We slipped out one night without showing anyone our papers. They’d still be looking for us if we didn’t have an inside man to cover it all up. May his soul rest peacefully...
Girl here. Uhhhh. Yeah. He's shredded and it is really distracting. Like damn. I'm trying to actually hear about Shifting Tides and shit but... Yeah. Badger's abs are making it hard to focus on that.
Atleast the last 2 are useful. I love supporting creators but i'm sick of RAID ads to the point when i did actually play it, due to how much the Ads were shoved down my throat, i couldn't find it enjoyable to play at all.
@@ramonrommers5387 but you don't have to pay to win/play/buy literally everything that you shouldn't have to like charging everyone to complete a story
I always find that funny it’s like “oh don’t use that it doesn’t do enough damage” or “don’t use the suppresser you’ll do less damage” like it doesn’t hit as hard but if you hit them in the face it’s doesn’t matter they are absolutely dead
When your mans is beefy while poppin on that deodorant. Edit: what the holy FUCK. WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THIS FUCKIN “karma” COME FROM?! And yes, I did bring up Reddit, cause y tf not?
1:45 Nobody: Literally nobody in ever in the history of anyone ever Badger fans: “SWOL BADJR” “Damn he swol” “that’s the definition of peaking” “a fine specimen”
@@trevordillon1921 Glaz wins in CQB (most of R6 has no use for a 12x scope) and downing doesnt matter if you give yourself away and get shot to pieces, the difference is 9hp once the person is revived, and Glaz can still kill faster, before the enemy can properly react, with no tracer rounds
I would like to file a complaint. I am overloaded with Chaotic Neutral vibes
YOU GOT 🅱️INED BUT AAAAHAHHHHHHHHH
One of these days Im gonna walk to my toilet to take a shit and I'll find Badger in my Shower with Dollar Shave Club ping-pong balls lightly bouncing them off my head
Wanted to like this comment but since it has 420 likes I didn't
Badger is chaotic evil you cannot change my mind
take yo self else where if you think of him that way
Therapist: “Swole Badger isn’t real he can’t flex on you”
*Swole Badger:*
Made me lose NNN on the second to last day
Lone Wolf85000 it’s December 3rd
@@BruhMomentInc. vid came out nov 29
Mashallah alhumildahh inshallah better
Mashallah tbark allah
I mean hes a marine, its expected
"They started their own private military in the ocean" ah yes, the Diamond Dogs
Sniper lady and dude in skin tight wet suit "sneak suit"
welcome to Outer Heaven.
The comrades I’ve lost
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can still feel my arm and my leg... Even my fingers, the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting. It's like they're still there.
You feel it too don't you?
@@YipPlusYap You TOO have known loss. And that loss torments you still.
You hope hatred... might someday replace the pain. But it never goes away. It makes a man hideous inside and out.
Wouldn't you agree? We are both demons. Our humanity won't return l. You. Me. We've no place to run, nowhere to hide. And that is why I'll show you my demon.
Follow me, Big Boss!
Damn, Badger out here casual flexing on us with those muscles breh
@Austin King wdym he clearly works out...
@Austin King Austin, you're 15 and you look like you weigh 60kg at most.
Sit down
idk if he did rotc or ocs but he was a marine cadet if I remember correctly, those habits don‘t die easy lol
not gay but I'd hit it
lovessniping fr thi 😞😞
Therapist : You don’t have to be afraid 🅱️eefy Badger doesn’t exist
🅱️eefy Badger : observe
The Murph 🅱️eefy 🅱️adger
🅱️eefy 🅱️oi 🅱️adger
🅱️eefy
Goddamn is ya 🅱️oi 🅱️adger thicc and 🅱️eefy asf. He such a damn 🅱️eefy 🅱️oi 🅱️ruh
Oh thank God I thought it was the only one I thought thought he was beefy
therussianbadger : *exists*
Dollar Shave Club : im 'bout to fund this mans whole career
Copper Killer I tried dollarshave club and he ain’t lying they’re good asf
I wanna know where the ping pong ball guy got badger's address, I have things I want to send him. Things that reference jokes in previous videos.
VSVPx GooNz96 but do they fix receding hairlines? 🤔
xGetOwnedx216 yep it’s called shave your head
Wamai: you can worry LESS about granades now
Jäger: you can STOP worrying about granades now
😳
I mean technically the difference in the lines makes sense. Jager gets rid of grenades entirely while Wamai redirects grenades
Haeger sounds cooler saying it though
@@BeanBonanzer h-haeger??
@@MrMegaMetroid Jaeger lol
Oh god he’s so ripped
He could literally flex and kill us all
Wyatt Parker it’s fine, he’s balanced by that fucken hairline.
@@Ajc-ni3xn Ah, the lebron equilibrium.
he be SO FUCKIN' HOT
@Ajc 7575 He is like Senator Armstrong.
@@Ajc-ni3xn still a Chad tho
Badger dodged a bullet not being grabbed by Mixer, with them being inevitably shut down because they couldn't do anything right.
He's got a good thing going as is, why switch it up?
The only thing they did right was a slightly to moderately more beginner friendly stream menu.
he wasnt grabbed by mixer because they didnt want him thats like saying he was dodging a bullet that wasnt even coming his direction
Psychologist: "Swole Badger Isn't Real He Can't Hurt You"
Swole Badger: 1:45
“Lord forgive for what I’m bout to do”
WHY ME PEPE HARD
The Russian THICCener
We all failed nnn
legit just "damn" when he came out without a shirt, and im a dude
Badger: "We need a Juggerbear."
Operation Void Edge: *Contains Oryx*
He also predicted mozzie, in that one time he said that we needed R6 to have a Australian OP which that "throws spiders"
And the containment event. It looks exactly like the proteans. A mutated juggerbear
@@mertab7850 yes dude 650 health instead of 600, but melee only
That’s a bull dumbass
@@spacetacos7574 true...but it’s close enough
Boomers: gamers are fat
Badger: *levitating in air while saying ok boomer*
and t-pose
Mashallah alhumildahh inshallah better
Mashallah tbark allah
Cringe
@@Sebastian-bs5dq
So yeah... I’m a gamer.
I like video games.
I love video games.
T-bagging,
I love shooting at bad guys.
And jumping high like Mario.
Fortnite chug-chug! *splashes jug of water at face*
@@meeperdudeify *IS THAT A MF SLIMECICLE REFERENCE*
"that's a dead voice actress" omg Badger you absolute legend
The change is from a spanish voice to a MEXICAN one
Badger is an absolute Sheeter, and we love him for it
Let me take a good look at you capou-dies *
Who
"Black Friday is the oldest Battle Royale."
*Musical Chairs left the chat*
Bruh ever played squad in musical chairs ?
Salok me and the boys used to run the state of Illinois back in our day...
^this is by far the best comment I’ve ever seen
@@shaneyy__ hello from Illinois, please help... it sounds like you made it out, send help
Justin Hughes can’t help, we were practically on the Mississippi... Quincy was the town. We slipped out one night without showing anyone our papers. They’d still be looking for us if we didn’t have an inside man to cover it all up. May his soul rest peacefully...
*Jager and Wamai In one game*
Grenades: “Why do I hear boss music?”
*kali,hibana,maverick in one game*
Batteries and reinforced walls:I'm danger
@@jackwong4198 can't forget Thermite
I love how Spencer just casually flexes on us plebs with that physique.
This guy is a U N I T
It’s called motivation let’s all become “THE UNIT”
@@nero9016 yes BROTHER
13:25 the way Guece just executes Mira and the proceeds to do a one tap headshot pistol peek is all unexpectedly smooth af
Badger: *talks about black friday in detroit*
me: *lives in detroit and is out for black friday* monkaS
Kyle Kern a picture of a frog sweating profusely
Comments: Yo, you think the chicks are checking out Badgers shredded torso?
"What chicks?"
"Just us then"
Girl here.
Uhhhh. Yeah. He's shredded and it is really distracting. Like damn. I'm trying to actually hear about Shifting Tides and shit but... Yeah. Badger's abs are making it hard to focus on that.
@@purpleirishkittycat6688 this comment is awesome. Made my night
Man crush engaged
Lowkey cute, no homo.
me seeing he's shredded af "I'd hit that".
“i’ll go more in depth in his operator video” *cries in 8 months ago*
Cries in 1 and 1/2 years later.
Laughs in 2yrs
Cackles in almost 3 years later (as she’s a terrible operator)
Heh
amateurs
The COPPA bit for badger-
“Shitfuck for Tax Purposes”
The three most popular sponsors in UA-cam:
RAID: Shadow Legends
Dollar Shave Club
Honey
Facts
Atleast the last 2 are useful. I love supporting creators but i'm sick of RAID ads to the point when i did actually play it, due to how much the Ads were shoved down my throat, i couldn't find it enjoyable to play at all.
@@xatileofmorgon5095 Yeah I use Honey, helped a lot, DSC probably gonna use when I'm older, but looking at every ad, it sounds like RAID is needy.
World of tanks too tho.its more of a video sponsor than an ad at this point
Audible.....
The perfect saying for Black Friday, "Stay strapped or get clapped"
The perfect saying for life overall
1:42 that's the face on Rook when Someone eats the last Donut
Badger it’s ok to admit the whole shirtless scene was just so you could flex on heavenly.
123 456
We may love you a bit more tho
Egg
Mashallah alhumildahh inshallah better
Mashallah tbark allah
Nobody:
Badger with glowing red eyes: flexes his arms
Yeah Badger is terrifyingly buff
You didn’t have to flex your physical fitness on us like that goddamn boi
Tbh hes job is to sit at home and plah games... He has alot of free time
Should call him theSWOLEnbadger
@@lucaguida4286 I thought he had a job in finance too?
@@l.bakker7563 I think the keyword there is 'had'.
@@l.bakker7563 probably... Everyone needs a job before they get succesful... Dont know if he still works there
1:31 damn she lookin’ kinda bad doe, is that fros-
Grouse: I would like to play your game.
Badger:
Also Grouse: **Pulls out shotgun** *I would like to play your game.*
My senior quote,
"I'm just here so I don't get fined"
- TheRussianBadger (2019)
"I'm just here so I won't get fined"
-Marshawn Lynch
-TheRussianBadger
No that’s from Vanoss
@@macsig0750 no....its from marshawn lynch...look it up
Marshawn lynch said that
Thats Actually Marshawn Lynchs
Glaz/jeager: "Who are you?"
Kali/Wamai: "I'm you...but better"
@@Farismarvelous well technically it's jäger but the german ä can be written as ae...the other dude just fucked up the spelling
@@thejesterscrwn that, or maybe he thought the game was from jEAger
@@ramonrommers5387 but you don't have to pay to win/play/buy literally everything that you shouldn't have to like charging everyone to complete a story
Wamai is not better then jager 😭🤷🏽♂️
@@slice8110 that's a matter of opinion, I was just making fun of the fact that the new operators a very similar to operators already in the game
badger:I don't pose to be on mixer
mixer:"shuts down"
me:sweats intensly
Badger: "and by 'dash,' I mean as in 'dashlingly handsome.'"
His OnePlus 7T notch of a hairline: *a l l o w m e t o i n t r o d u c e m y s e l f .*
That’s what I said! Y i k e s
Good to see OnePlus getting some recognition. Love my OnePlus 6.
No one:
People talking about the new operator:
it can insta kill when you hit the head not like every single other weapons can
It makes a different if you can kill everyone with a headshot OR you down!!!! Every operator with one shot on the chest.
I always find that funny it’s like “oh don’t use that it doesn’t do enough damage” or “don’t use the suppresser you’ll do less damage” like it doesn’t hit as hard but if you hit them in the face it’s doesn’t matter they are absolutely dead
UA-cam:
-can’t swear within first minute of video
-can’t be family friendly
The community: *Is this bullshit I hear?*
UA-cam: Well yes, but actually no.
UA-cam: What I said WAS true... From a certain point of view
UA-cam's really just in a shit hole now honestly....
More:
-if you swear too much, you're too kid friendly.
-if you don't swear enough, you're too kid friendly.
and somehow this video is still monetized
2:00
Badger really rocks that McDonalds hairline
Every body gangsta until they go up the wrong escalator in coconut mall.
Vz Eezy god i love that map
1:45 gamer really had to flex on us like that
Badger: I save money using...
Me: HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEU
Badger: Dollar shave club
Nani
seeing someone ACTUALLY USING the product they’re sponsored by has never been seen before
Watch graystillplays ads. He shaved a cactus
Nobody :
Badgers brain playing kalli:
“Can’t miss when you’re zoomed into their soul
Edit: I’mma give glaz dat mass pass bro
100x mag scope:
EnHaNcE!
@@Dragoon-VI
1000000000000000000x scope
[drops 1 bar]
.0000000000000001x scope with 128p.
not even 144.
Mashallah alhumildahh inshallah better
Mashallah tbark allah
Last time I was this early I wasn’t depressed
last week?
You can’t remember a time you weren’t depressed if you were always depressed
So never?
I was just trying to enjoy my day, but now...
I gotta think about how Y O L K E D bajur is
14:58 “hazzah, a man of quality”
He said "I like saving money" and started talking about Dollar shave club, honey probably feels betrayed
I would like to see this group play Garry’s Mod. Imagine the amount of Neutral Chaos that would be dripping from that video.
Don’t tempt me.
Just imagine, all the random shit they'll do. Just imagine it.
When you realize that badger is kinda ripped
Moist Mowow kinda
Kinda?! Kinda?
“Welcome to Operation: Roll Tide.”
*Alabama misses the College Football Playoff*
This aged well.
STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW OF THE SOUTH
* Smacks lips *
Aged like fine wine.
As a native of the Frozen North, I do what I want, sutton militia. I have an Ice Pass.
*laughs in another natty*
Mira's new voice actor sounds like a guy trying to do a girl's voice
Yeah but Hibana sounds hooooooot tbh
PLOT TWIST
THE VOICE ACTOR IS ACTUALLY A GUY
Well, at least Mira sounds more like a taco (definitely not being racist)
@@465j9 who cares?
@@RiveryJerald apparently not you
Literally everyone in the US Military ESPECIALLY the Marine Corps:
"I'm just here so I don't get fined."
Kyle Evans can confirm
Kyle Evans facts bro. This shit wack
Pretty much 🤷♂️
Can confirm. Watching this because my Capt said it'll improve my pro/cons.
good to go
Me - *sees Badger without his shirt on*
Also me - *sweating furiously*
I swear to god badger without his shirt could single handedly destroy all life as we know it with just a flex of his pec
sorry god.
Doesnt he have a brother who's more bigger and buffer than him?
@@Quartz5005 yeah, his name is austin
No one:
Me: SWOLE BADGER
Badger: “its a high caliber, its a one shot head shot!!”
Me: “isnt all snipers”
BO3: “No they arent.”
It's a headshot. Everything is one shot
@@flapjack0708 laughs in fallout 4 10mm
Call of duty be like lemme stop you right there
Ayden Phongsavath all headshots kill
Kazuto Kirigaya not shotguns
Why bajur out here looking like Steve Rogers and Forrest Gump combined yo
Hey Jennae
That man is fit
Keem on god
1:44 Damn, we should be calling you daddy-badge from now on
Casey Hillmer badge has lost his mass pass
Imagine tossing a disk, and in mid-air, it catches a gernade and the disk lands by the gernade's owner...
That's asmr
bruh please tell me your memeing
@@m.wall-kane346 its too advanced for your mortal mind to comprehend...
i was playing ranked wamai put 1 above me...
sledge throws a frag at him and it pulls it to me and i die
Strats
I love the Godzilla reference because that’s one of my favourite scenes in any movie ever
The sound of thunder is just a vibe check from mother nature.
16:47 a rare glimpse of a genuine, non-hyperbolic badger
"Do you main jäger?"
me: well technically I do
*But not really*
“Well yes but actually no”
@Juan Cortez Muro Literally nobody asked
I have a question. How do I correctly say Montagne?
_"WELL HOW DO MAGNETS WORK? THEY JUST DO!"_
“Imma keep it 99, and round up”
*Sounds like “Imma keep it a 💯 with you chief ” but with extra steps
In the beginning of the video- "I'm on my knees begging you". Still taller then most people tho😂😂
that's why he's on his knees: to reach our level
Thats hot
Badger: *uses German pistol*
Me, a Italian main: *H E R E S Y D E T E C T E D*
badger: bullying his viewers and having his viewers bully him back
also badger: laughs at his own face
Damn RussianBadger out here making me question my sexuality like holy Hannah!
Bruh this is the benefits of being bi I get the best of both worlds
Same here
@Austin King coming from the person who looks like he weighs 70 pounds and listens to murder on my mind 24/7
Absolute UNIT.
Shirtless badger: exist
Wahmen: *M O A N*
Badger: AUG blocks my screen
Also badger: plays red dot
Kali: shoot mute automatic loss of round miller: BOSS YOU KILLED A CHILD
When your mans is beefy while poppin on that deodorant.
Edit: what the holy FUCK. WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THIS FUCKIN “karma” COME FROM?! And yes, I did bring up Reddit, cause y tf not?
H E N C H
Glad someone said something cause hooooooooooooo he ripped
I always thought he was scrawny but HOLY SHIT
9:59 “One shot headshots”
Hmmm yes, the other guns can’t do that
lol
2:53 "I'm on my knees begging with tears in my eyes."
Fanfic drawers: forgive me lord for what I'm bout to do.
Derplord 2.0 I was thinking it was a Mattis reference
1:50 when mom calls you her handsome young man
I feel like TheActMan and Badger are brothers, or cousins, or definitely related somehow.
Long Johnathan Yuppp
@@mack7235 I've never seen a single person mention it.. This must be known.....
absolutely
Who would win a 1v1 duel between Glaz and Kali?
WRONG: It’s solid snake. He always wins
What about quiet, or sniper wolf, or the other wolf
1:46 badger be flexin' that he been goin' to the gym!
"im gonna edit those three mags out"
Me: *This is my King Crimson's ability*
I erased bullet spray and leapt past it
“They said it could not be done”
*Autism intensifies*
Lets all agree
The new frisbee thrower looks like frozone when he's got his frisbee in his hand and leanspams
The fact that Badger has watched Godzilla: King of the monsters makes very happy
The best thing about dollar shave club sponsors is that they always talk about the butt wipes
I’m glad that badger is going back to old school editing. The music is a bop. I like the outro message. 9/10 plus 1 due to the hella meme faces.
1:45
Nobody:
Literally nobody in ever in the history of anyone ever
Badger fans: “SWOL BADJR” “Damn he swol” “that’s the definition of peaking” “a fine specimen”
Damn badger, you're the type of Guy that ask to everybody "do you even lift ?"
Badger: I'll make a dedicated video for the new operators
Also Badger: waits for two new updates for seige and doesn't upload a video
Probs because R6S is dead
Same with pd2: not talking about a perk with "built different" is saddening
9:30 “should considered a war crime”
Glaz and jaeger: who are you guys?
Wamai and kali: we are you but better
Glaz > Kali, they both take 2 bodyshots to kill but Glaz's rifle can be spammed to high hell in comparison
Bosg acog is the superior snipe
Vert343 Kali downs on the first shot and has a higher zoom scope.
@@trevordillon1921 Glaz wins in CQB (most of R6 has no use for a 12x scope) and downing doesnt matter if you give yourself away and get shot to pieces, the difference is 9hp once the person is revived, and Glaz can still kill faster, before the enemy can properly react, with no tracer rounds
@@vox__ama6458 Well yeah.
Mira sounds like a man going though estrogen intakes and it kills me
She finally sounds like a three armor Hispanic woman
Love rewatching all the videos
And I love the mention of Godzilla and ghidorah
*Jäger’s ADS staring at a GL* “Do tHE rOAR”
Everybody gangsta until badger shows Off his body while being sponsored
"roll for tide"
-1
"you are sweeped under the undertow. the crabs feast on your bones"
I expected a video about an operator not badger casually flexing on us with his muscles.
*Badger shirtless*
Me: YES DAD- ahem I mean yes.....
Badger: talks about an operator that hates poor people
Badger 3 seconds later: appears playing on a favela from Brazil
Jäger:You can stop worrying about grenades now
:Ads deletes grenade launcher grenades twice:
Badger:Your autism is not that strong!
14:00 it happened with the containment event and that was the only thing I could think about as a defender
Bläger: his wetsuit ain’t the only thing drippin
No
"I'ma keep it 99, then round up."
I’m baking that bread
And banking that bread
I call that the *B a n k e r y*
Why does it feel bager was flexin literally on us during the ad-intro?
0:34 oh man that speech is hilarious haha I love ......uh whoever is normally green text his voice changes are funny my dude
That's Geuce