Not gonna lie Once it’s out I won’t be playing cause I’ll be one r34 for the next couple of days So see u 2 weeks ( one for production) after the update
@@Ofnir_1 Can confirm. He said that line in MGS3 when he was a Major still getting into the whole Revolver thing. If i remember right. Better be considering i breath Metal Gear.
@@justinnelson5960 That said, Gridlock and Mozzie can come over for some cold ones anytime - they sound cool AF And I simp for Caveira equally as much as Heavenly does 🤣
@Spike V1 But they're an average player meaning they're just the everyday player or they're at an average skill level both of which could be more than casual.
9:00 “But now you’re just surrounded” Badger: Not with this heat on me lights up weeb boi and tachankykang with 5.56, proceeds to mount tachanka turret with murderous intent, then blasts the demon woman into another fuckin dimension
So, after watching the entire playlist of Badger's Rainbow Six Siege videos, and specifically after this video, I now respect Heavenly even more. My man's got CULTURE running through his veins.
0:11 Actually, Eekaj, “Boog” played in the State of Hockey through the end of the 2010-2011 season, after which he was traded to the New York Rangers. While he was with the Wild, he wore his number 24 damn well. He was a fan favorite, as the entire time he was on the ice, all 18,000+ fans at “The X” would holler “BOOOOOOOOOOOOG!” until their lungs gave out. (Compare this to how Wild fans now shout “DOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!” after goalie Devan Dubnyk (number 40) makes a save.) Sadly, he died of a heart attack on February 24th, 2012. There is a memorial of him in the main concourse at the Xcel Energy Center. Fun Fact: Back in early 2009, he uploaded the full video to the Minnesota Wild’s team anthem, “The State of Hockey,” to his UA-cam channel, “BoogaardBoy24.” It’s still up to this day, and the video and song plays during the 1st Intermission of every Wild home game.
Everyone: Jokes about gridlocks 225lbs Me and a few others: Bet she can choke me out with those thighs Edit: Id like to thank all my fellow degenerates for getting me my first 1k liked comment in under a year.
I was never into hockey but i remember my friend and i would play as his team in order to dumpster his older brothers team in fights. Was sad to hear about his death. But at least i was reminded through fun videos like this.
I want a woman who if I'm not wearing a mouth guard and headgear to bed I might not make it to the morning. I with Heavenly on this one.....all hail queen thiccc
KrazerTheWan: I think it’s because the defenders have been simple mechanic lately but Nomad and Gridlock required a lot more play time. Nomad’s gadget was adjusted like 3 times and her guns are ass. And I feel like he tried to take Gridlock to seriously until he found out that the strat is just throwing shit randomly
@@Silentguy_ oh wow. 3 times? What are the changes? I stopped. Playing during operating grim sky, I just started playing the end of op. Phantom sight. What changed did they make to her gadget?
I do believe Badger made a video on her before, but I think... idk, something happened and it must have been taken down for some reason and he decided to just make a redo.
Gridlocks been making Mac and cheese for years and no has ever stopped her
nobody could
If you tried to stop her she’d smash your head like a watermelon with her thighs
Mr_Dumb yumi
She would of been ThICkEr if I didn’t steel some of that MAC N’ CHEESE
Wow
"Sir, permission to leave the box"
"For what purpose, Boogard?"
"To give the enemy these hands."
You see, you think your joking. That man was a fuckin' nightmare on skates.
@@farionfey Don't forget about Jeff Beukeboom
Permission granted
**unleashes Hit 3 bar ult on ennemy team*
Rickelstiltskin bro bob probert as well
Gridlock: The only woman who's built like an M1 Abrahms and hits thrice as hard. Also an operator who's gadget is a spider jar.
Yes
@Jesse Rodriguez Badger did
M1A1*
@@Chiefdatskrong4383 I mean there was also the M1 Abrams it was just older, just like the M1A1 is older than the M1A2
Each track is a spider hive, waiting to be stepped on
“Colonel, my tummy hurt”
-Solid Snake
NutrientChair49 Colonel, I need you to pick me up from school.
Colonel, I'm overdozed on ketamine. I'm going to die.
Just use a ration snake
5:43
Pentazemin can cure stomach problems Snake!
6:55 YES, MOMM- *ahem*, I mean, yes.
Honestly my reaction tho
My reaction aswell lol
@@SleepyKoori No need my friend, no need.
LMAO
Not gonna lie
Once it’s out I won’t be playing cause I’ll be one r34 for the next couple of days
So see u 2 weeks ( one for production) after the update
Can we just appreciate how much effort Badger puts in to use all of these 3D models. Like he’s seen more T-poses than a 2017 memelord
Ye
Gawd damn!
Exactly,HE IS THAT MEMELORD
🤣
*god among men*
"Gridlock is the only operator that weights triple digits"
Oryx : im bouta end this woman's whole career
Oryx the taken king
@@sirsanti8408 ngl, first thing I think too
lardex ass rook: *depression*
He's also, like, 1.95m
F for Derek Boogaard
guy was a legend
fix it again tony F
F
sad kazoo noises
F
F
I feel personally attacked and I'm totally okay with it
Don't worry man, me too.
Then don't be personally attacked problem solved Guece......
I'm retarded I know
Geuce the chunky humans must stick together friend.
Hey, chunky yet funky
Ok boomer
Gridlock so heavy, when she uses her shotgun, she gives the gun R E C O I L
Gridlock is so huge she could sumo wrestle an elephant.
Gridlock is...
I ran out of ideas for jokes before even making a single joke.
She could ads a M2 Browning
Gridlock is so heavy, when she ejects the clip of an M1 Garand, it sounds like a church bell.
Gridlock so heavy she makes landmines look like stepping on bubblewrap
Heavenly when someone mentions Cav's elite skin: YES! MOM- I mean um... *ahem* yeah.
Me
Same
I meeeeeaaaan same tho
*sweats hornily* yes
Same
1:35 true friendship is taking the absolute piss out of each other.
6:54
I'm tempted to make a ringtone just for Heavenly gushing over the cav skin.
Did you do it?
@@arachnaeprince55 it's been 2 years, i don't think so
@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 I hope they didnt
Did u do it now
Badger: "It creates 19 spider webs"
Me: "Oh I can use them as a Settlers of Catan map"
CreditedSauce33 It’d be a pretty shit map.
Sometimes I like to give myself nightmares by imagining Gridlock on defense.
Like smoke, but jumping out of a hatch from the second floor triggers a nuclear explosion
That would indeed be terrifying
They actually did that with, ironically enough, the 2022 Halloween event, and *it was exactly as terrifying as it sounds*
Lets not forget why Grizzy's justification for his name.
"I'm fat and i'm black"
@@dotLucy it was in one of Swaggersouls' videos.
Badger: *sees 0.3% of the human skin
Also badger: so i just started blastin
Nah bruh push that zero back a digit
11/10 this tactic is viable. Ever since I've played capitao this is how I play him.
Equip lmg
Dont stop firing till the things that are moving stop
@@justsomeguy1136 inb4 a body starts glitching and moving around like crazy, cuz ubisoft, so ur shooting forever
Things I want around my neck:
Scarf
Noose
*Gridlock’s thighs*
Another scarf
Charmatic _YT word
Same.
Are you ok?
Mills5041, good question!
Yes
Nobody:
Badger: G I R T H Y
The term I believe Gridlock would prefer is *_THICC_*
Mfw Gregor
Love you Gregor
Its Gregor the Blegor.
"In awe, the size of this chick. Absolute unit"
“That’s it! That’s the stance!”
-Revolver Ocelot
*Major Ocelot
@@Ofnir_1 *Revolver Ocelot
The person who zofia strives to be
@@SATANIC__VIPER *Major Ocelot. He wasn't known as Revolver Ocelot until he joined FOXHOUND
@@Ofnir_1 Can confirm.
He said that line in MGS3 when he was a Major still getting into the whole Revolver thing. If i remember right.
Better be considering i breath Metal Gear.
“No one would just light a building up with mp5s without knowing who’s inside”
The officers who murdered that ups driver: *sweats nervously*
Uhhhhh what
jayden coggins they lit up a ups van without knowing where they were and murdered a man
Eric Blenkush didn’t a few bystanders get shot too?
man of war I think so
man of war One innocent bystander was killed I believe.
“I really want to lick the sweat off Gridlock’s abs. I’m not the only one, right?” -Heavenly
@Sightless_Seeker Ab probably one huge ass soft ab
Fucking same
@@mrblooper1994 Even better
Nien mann, ich will jäger mann jäger
@Sightless_Seeker She's a mechanic, that's all muscles. She's able to wrestle with Mother Russia and win!
Badger: Casually plays with fabian and doesnt click bait it in the title
Everyone: *likes that*
agreed man
Imagine you just strolling around in casual and then suddenly get matched up with the Badger meme squad and Fabian just strolls in
Eduardo Garcia who the fuck is Fabian
@@Max-kd2gh a goddamn Swede
Max you would know if you followed the pro scene at least somewhat,if you dont you probably wouldnt care much
"Rageful problems require rageful solutions"
Sounds like an excuse for doom slayer to shoot a hole in Mars!
Badger in Burnt Horizon vid: “I’m not making fun of her size”
Badger now: “GIRTHY GARGANTUAN GRIDLOCK”
Counterbalanced by " I want to lick the sweat off of her abs"
@Juan Cortez Muro quit spamming people you annoying fuck
When Gridlock jumps down a hatch, if she lands on someone, she should down them.
Yo 😂
Down them? That should kill them ten times
*earth rumbles*
So what happens if Oryx tries to climb up a hatch when Gridlock jumps down? Is it one of those unstoppable forces meeting an immovable object?
MF_Mole like the power armor modification from fallout 4
Gridlock and Lady Dimitrescu: *Exist*
The internet: "Oh, yes! Great Big Dommy Mommy!"
Lady Dimitrescu is not for me - I like tall women, but that woman is literally a third taller than I am, I ain't trying to break my neck to get a kiss
@@matthewboyer7401 finally, someone who agrees with me.
@@justinnelson5960 That said, Gridlock and Mozzie can come over for some cold ones anytime - they sound cool AF
And I simp for Caveira equally as much as Heavenly does 🤣
@@matthewboyer7401 She'll just pick you up, negating the height difference
@@matthewboyer7401 just learn to levitate, dumbass. :D
“Heavenly why you look like a thumb from spy kids”
*C R Y I N G*
Only a few will not recover from that one
Golden joke right here.
Juan Cortez Muro definitely a virus but ok
Juan Cortez Muro shut the fuck up
Badger : “When shit catches fire in Queensland”
Me : Yeah about that
SUMO NINJA04 I hate being in Australia when it was on fire
hahaha that comment did not age well....
..quit frankly... nothing in 2020 does
Yeah I was thinking Queensland but the menu says Esperance the other side of Australia
Seba1805 like anti-vaxxers kids
That “Nah, yeah” is so goddamn Aussie that I wanna grab some fish n chips and go down to the beach to throw chips at people
I think you confused British with Australian.
Mate, ik ur pfp and lets admit, that shit was good
That “my tummy hurt” was my every other day of middle school
PRESTON PALAFOX yep
don't forget elementary
Colonel I need to shit my tum tum hurts
That was the best Solid Snake impression I've heard in awhile.
Memories of metal gear awesome came rushing back
badger: *shows price of 68.95
me: *tears* you were that close...
Marek'L Whip yes
F
Sales tax
@@williamblack7777 the only actual reason for taxes to exist.
*Just made you 699!*
Badger: *plays rave music in the background*
Also badger
*talk about death*
Badger is big tiddy goth gf confirmed
yEs
that song is fire tho. Take That by RIOT
Cole Brickner thanks I like it
@@SleepyNotDead They dropped a whole LP and I suggest the rest of it. If you need the name it's called Dogma Resistance.
Chunky Kong when Gridlock took hold of the turret: "I knew she was worthy!!"
5:44 I died a little when I heard this
Casual: fat
Me: thicc
Badger: G I R T H Y
G I R T H Y
Me: CHONKY
@Juan Cortez Muro You've committed a crime against Skyrim and her people what say you in your defense?
G I R T H I C C
@Spike V1 But they're an average player meaning they're just the everyday player or they're at an average skill level both of which could be more than casual.
Badger: "G I R T H Y"
Me:...
G I R T H Y T H I C C
that just looks like mike tyson trying to say "Girl she thicc"
G I R T H I C C
9:00
“But now you’re just surrounded”
Badger: Not with this heat on me
lights up weeb boi and tachankykang with 5.56, proceeds to mount tachanka turret with murderous intent, then blasts the demon woman into another fuckin dimension
So, after watching the entire playlist of Badger's Rainbow Six Siege videos, and specifically after this video, I now respect Heavenly even more. My man's got CULTURE running through his veins.
Causal: N word pass
Me, an intellectual: *Mass Pass*
With a D class model to boot
A Black Coupon/ Black Ballot
I need a mass pass for church :)
As one who used to have quite a large amount of mass, I retain the mass pass.
I love when the Boogeyman stood there , and Mickeys like, “This is the stance”
**time skips the entire ennemy team**
RIP Boogard gone too soon
Yeah I wonder how many people knew it was hit from DB super
"They said it could not be done, they were right" walks away
*sad jaeger noises*
0:11 Actually, Eekaj, “Boog” played in the State of Hockey through the end of the 2010-2011 season, after which he was traded to the New York Rangers.
While he was with the Wild, he wore his number 24 damn well. He was a fan favorite, as the entire time he was on the ice, all 18,000+ fans at “The X” would holler “BOOOOOOOOOOOOG!” until their lungs gave out. (Compare this to how Wild fans now shout “DOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!” after goalie Devan Dubnyk (number 40) makes a save.)
Sadly, he died of a heart attack on February 24th, 2012. There is a memorial of him in the main concourse at the Xcel Energy Center.
Fun Fact: Back in early 2009, he uploaded the full video to the Minnesota Wild’s team anthem, “The State of Hockey,” to his UA-cam channel, “BoogaardBoy24.” It’s still up to this day, and the video and song plays during the 1st Intermission of every Wild home game.
That is wholesome.
4:34
It was really nice for that word to have a positive connotation. Thx badger
_legend says Gridlock is in Australia right now putting out bushifires_
Did Ubisoft predict the future?
Oh yeah they did. I’m Australian and I endorse this message
She makes the fire put itself out
6:47 - 6:57 Heavenly literally my spirit animal
“AUG lookin’ F90”
Well that’s cause it’s literally an Australian AUG
It's literally called the AUSTEYR XD
yep licensed AUG clone FTW
I love the voice lines. I always get giddy when hearing gridlocks voice actress and I love it.
Nobody:
Gridlock when she takes a step:
The other side of the world: I knew this day would be coming....
'gridlock takes a step in West hemisphere'
East hemisphere 'ah shit another earthquake?!?!'
Echo when he sees gridlock on his drone: *OMG ITS GODZIRRRAAAAA!*
Pretty sure that’s not the only thing that’s coming, tho
Me: Uses honey to buy badgers merch
Badger: Trust no one not even yourself
0:57 my favorite part of the video
Nobody:
Badger: don’t worry about it. Got her. Got em. Oh yeaaa baby
Yxngzzz
not funny, didn’t laugh
He's his own hype man
Heavenly: *points at Cav's elite skin* MOM-
Same thou
Ravenatortly I need a cav elite body pillow
Like I mean…
*UNDERSTANDABLE*
holy fuck i'm actually dying at that
hes right though
@@allmightbutimreallysans5652 no, you DONT need a cav elite body pillow.
What you need is todays sponsor RAID SHADO-
6:54 Heavenly once again proving that he stands for the common man
Horny but respectful
"I can feel how I get stupider." -Fabian
2019
17:51 Those weren’t explosions, that was just Gridlock taking a few steps.
Everyone: Jokes about gridlocks 225lbs
Me and a few others: Bet she can choke me out with those thighs
Edit: Id like to thank all my fellow degenerates for getting me my first 1k liked comment in under a year.
KittenPyroNao yikes
@@Joel-ze1xr dont be so surprised lego yoda
okay!
She could crush a terminators head with her thighs
Devoidchain and I would just be standing of to the side melting.
Boogeyman was my favorite player when he was with the Wild. Great man in the locker room and in the community. May he always rest in peace.
Mom: just eat your soup, it's noth that hot
The soup: *image of gridlock*
That's sum chunky soup
@@Spartan_Xeno It's got beef in it, duh.
That's hot soup for ya.
I’ll slurp that
I would bathe in it
I was never into hockey but i remember my friend and i would play as his team in order to dumpster his older brothers team in fights. Was sad to hear about his death.
But at least i was reminded through fun videos like this.
"My own dad uses honey"
A boomer using technology??
IMPOSSIBLE
Nobody:
Badger: GIRTHY
Aka Rogue G I R T H Y
he knows godzilla it’s ok
Any else realize at 1:43 he uses a D-class model from scp
Jack Hatchette D-Boi detected
And I thought I was the only one to get it man
D-BOIIIISSSS
0:18
Badger and friends: talks about Hit
Me : *Ah i see your a man of culture*
She's a brick... house. Talk about "built like an Amazon".
Built like a whale more like
Yeah just like those legendary obese Amazonians...
Gridlock is just a bisexual battering ram. Also, she understands the thirst, given her gadget is a jar. (0:52 is also gold.)
Gridlock is bi? That makes an ungodly amount of sense
Wamai: *exists *
Gridlock: you can take my trax, but not my weight
Y’all ever imagined what would happen if gridlock chokes you with her thighs?
I did
*harder mommy*
@@polish2945 what?
My happiest death
That's how I want to die
That is the greatest way anyone can go
I love how badly this aged with the recent invitational
Me: presses on new badger video
Badger: harrasses me for falling for the oldest trick in the book
I want a woman who if I'm not wearing a mouth guard and headgear to bed I might not make it to the morning. I with Heavenly on this one.....all hail queen thiccc
OGHawkeye666 agreed
same
Between Gridlock and Gina Carano, I think I have a weird taste in women
@@TheColSamson Gina is a gorgeous woman that deserves to be She-Hulk
@@TheOnlyHawkeye666 She is, yes. And I would love that, but I'm not sure that will happen
5:43 COLONEL!!!! my tummy hurt.
badger: ok I’m going to make a video right as Goyo and Nomad come out.
also badger: *lets make a dedicated gridlock video two seasons late*
KrazerTheWan: I think it’s because the defenders have been simple mechanic lately but Nomad and Gridlock required a lot more play time. Nomad’s gadget was adjusted like 3 times and her guns are ass. And I feel like he tried to take Gridlock to seriously until he found out that the strat is just throwing shit randomly
Ulrich Stern true
@@Silentguy_ oh wow. 3 times? What are the changes? I stopped. Playing during operating grim sky, I just started playing the end of op. Phantom sight. What changed did they make to her gadget?
I do believe Badger made a video on her before, but I think... idk, something happened and it must have been taken down for some reason and he decided to just make a redo.
Okay, that "YES! MOM-" bit had me cracking up hard.
Gridlock Is an insane mixture of muscle and chunck
First I was like “Yeah nah mate”
Then I was like “Nah yeah mate”
Badger prefiring: "did you order bullets, because we do same day delivery"
Can I upgrade my Amazon Prime mebership to an Amazon Prime+ membership and get same hour delivery?
Dayum I would absolutely just stare in awe if she actually existed.
It just hit me.. I'm.
I'm lonely
You and I are not so different!
I'd stare too honestly
aussie tomboys got me acting unwise
I'd stare, probably. Out of respect, of course.
6:48
Well I died of heavy laughter at 3 AM
Heavenly got caught lackin
15:55 I didn't know Garand Thumb was going to make an appearance.
Plaid Daddy 💖.
I like the touch of spelling laser beam as “lazarbeam” during the F90 shot to reference LazarBeam, the second biggest Australian UA-camr.
Who da big
“We figured out what killed the dinosaurs. It was a large Australian women”
I mean, it's a good way to die
Tyrant Rex I see you
@@MagnusTonitrum117 yes, and?
@@TyrantRex22 it was meant as in 'I get what you mean'
When the landmass of Australia didn't even exist back then -
badger: queensland on fire joke
australia: queensland on fire
Ahh your new?
if you reply you are gay Queensland is actually on fire
Also RE: your name
No u
@@IAMMERCER1324 no u
No u
Year well I'm scared because I live in Australia
This is why I always use Gridlock on the event, I'm still saving up renown to buy her and I'm excited to use her again
"my tummy hurt" sums up MGS3 in it's entirety.
Colonel I need to shit my tum tum hurts
@@devoidchain5846 pick me up from ocelot school
1:41
Is no one gonna mention the fact that he's wearing an SCP uniform?
We're all likely to be given class A amnestics. What's there to talk about?
Oh lawd
16:49 Who knew he would guess that Kool-Aid man would be in the game
12:02 Actual footage of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. Meatball against Muscle.
An entirely new season comes out and Badger covers one from an earlier season
Everyone: He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
Oryx: *Laughs in 130kg*
Who the fuck is an oryx
How much does that weight in freedom?
Rook: who are you
Gridlock: I'm you... BUT THICKER
I find it hilarious how mozzie's body flew eight feet in the air when Godzilla jumped from the top of the stais
Holy shit a thicc wrench girl. I think I'm in love.
Badger saying, “ you’re gonna die with spiders.” Makes me fear him on a spiritual level
Badger: puts D-class in a video
I see you’re a man of culture as well
11:26 for badger it’s peak entertainment to blow stuff up, and even he says it’s a bit too much
6:47 heavenly is on some real shit i respect it
2:47 we were on the verge of greatness. *W E W E R E T H I S C L O S E*
1:09 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
When badger saves 9 dollars with honey but is almost 69 dollars:
Ive won. But at what cost?