NOT FUNNY. DIDN'T LAUGH. | Rainbow Six Siege
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MUSIC ▼
Duumu - Intentions: • Duumu - Intentions
The Sprite Cranberry bit at the beginning is my favourite, especially the last part. Bing actually _calling_ Jello and asking him. Jello's reaction is fucking priceless.
I love it so much
You want a sprite cranberry?
@@GE3TE3-IS-COOL I WOULD LIKE A SPRITE CRANBERRY PLEASE.
Me: How bad is it doc?
Doctor: *Sips* Its probably gonna be named after you
Underrated.
So it's not
NOT FUNNY DIDN’T LAUGH
christ dude...
Holy fuck that is so rude
4:46
"What's it for?"
"Crowd control."
Crowdfunding, only we fund them bullets
You know streets are basically trenches for cars soooo, the street sweeper works
haaaaaaaa
Fun fact: it's called streetsweeper because the first model was made out of garbage containers. Im really fun at parties.
Weren't there buckshot rounds for... I think it was a Thompson where it was actually meant for riot control, the rounds were ment to be used at a distance to avoid making Human paste outa someone
9:30 Pathfinders old hitbox looking like King Pin
“Heavenly why the fuck you built like Kingpin from Spider-Verse”
-Jello
Bruh looking like TF2 heavy
i thought it was heavy from tf2
glad to know i wasn't the only one thinking this
looking like coach from l4d
"We call it the street sweeper"
"what's it sweep?"
"Riots"
What do you intend to use with this “Street Sweeper”?
@@rhysraymond5976 Civillian Casualites
Mg42: Hold my sauerkraut
It’s called population control
It's called mass genocide and I love it
2011: Try not to laugh or grin challenge
2019: not funny, didn’t l a u g h
Funny or funny?
@@Panda-65 funny
NAUGHT FUNNI, DID'NT LAUGH
That profile picture
Not funny, didn't bruh.
“This is going to be 100% funny juice”
*Proceeds to show a Raid: Shadow Legends ad*
Well, raid is a joke, so.
that had to be planned
It ruined it all
It's funny how annoying, trashy, and repetitive raid is duh
Words right out of my mouth/keyboard
As a Warframe player I can appreciate that he had an entire clip dedicated to Clem.
Indeed. Clem is someone you'll never forget during warframe because, he is Clem. Clem always is remembered and is a force to be reckoned with.
@@theblueoist4374 Kahl 175 would like to know your location
Clem.
Clem
Clem Grakata!
"Full throttle *attempt* at funny"
*#1 on trending for gaming*
DOOM GUY AND KHORNE!!!!!!!!
Why is this even a contest? Either 1 of them could single handedly crush the other 3 entire teams.
@@gundam2jimmy ahem, Thine SPAMmeddy SPAM SPAM SPAMmy comments shalt be terminated by the UA-camus Ineptus due to your own incompetence, henceforth, stop thine SPAM and begone, foul creature... (although i have to agree with you on team Khorne, a literal (Chaos) God and THE ONE AND ONLY Doom Slayer... pffft... easy game for 'em)
gundam2jimmy it became #2 to fucking SSundee
#38 now
Brandon Howard s h I I I i I t
Faimly:"How come you never tell us about your friends you have online?"
My friends online: 0:42
FUCK WHEAT, GRRROOOSSS
Ok Boomer GROOOOSSS
CORN FUCK YEA
@@epicgamermoments5132 COOOOORN
KHORN KHORN KHORN KHORN KHORN KHORN
(YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH)
Non humorous. Refrained from chuckling.
Thats pretty
🅱️ucci
clu highest of intellect
That’s pretty 📧
Not humorous. Ceased cackling.
@@sirapple589 ah,another sir
This man can put anything into his title and it still makes perfect sense somehow
hamster chief lobsters the fortbite
"This is going to be 100% funny"
*starts paid sponsorship
Pretty funny ngl
Jeb Logan not funny.didnt laugh
and then contiues to narrate the funtage and tells a story anyway - but thats the badger we know and love
Not to mention it's raid
Me: FUKKKIN CRYSADES!!!
TheRussianBadger: This video isn’t informational
Also TheRussianBadger: hey have you heard of raid shadow legends
Rainbow six seige....on sale now amzn.to/2nP0ejn
Guys I think this is where the divergence happens
One he stick to this format and chugged monster for the rest of his life
OR he return to battle born
Plague Skull I literally read your comment as he said it
DOOM GUY AND KHORNE!!!!!!!!
Why is this even a contest? Either 1 of them could single handedly crush the other 3 entire teams.
“Silence is GOLDEN but DUCT TAPE is silver”- Oregon 2019
Four Swords Misadventure
@@maxst222 what does that have to do the conversation
Goblin Tinkerer-2012
Are you a fellow Oregonian
Duct tape: turning silver into gold
“12 gauge sniper rifle”
Excuse me?
“”I have to take out a target at 600 yards, lemme grab my “12 GUAGE SNIPER RIFLE”.””
Or at 6 feet either way it'll kill either ease
slugs
@@IndigoTail A shotgun isn’t a rifle. Therefore a shotgun can’t be a “sniper rifle”. Also, how accurate do you think a 1oz foster slug is at 300-600 yards? Good fucking luck 😂. That would have the arc of a rainbow to try to get that distance. 1 oz going ~1500fps with minimal stabilization, and horrible drag coefficient. Yeah, that doesn’t scream “sniper rifle” to me. Even with sabot slugs and a rifled barrel, it is still very ineffective at long distances.
@@saturnmedia1
Okay, one thing:
I'm Taiwanese. It's illegal to own guns here.
I have shot 5 rounds of a T91 (Taiwan AR15) and thats about it.
Also thanks for the info tho, will keep that in mind
@@IndigoTail It’s no problem bud. I apologize if I came off as aggressive or anything.
“This is 100% Funny Juice!”
20% of the video is badger explaining the joke.
Yes. That is the joke
Loispealz!!!HERE not funny didn’t laugh
@@swuddlez6055 neither did I. Probably added like 100 views on my own tho.
Thats.......
nOt fUnNy....
dIdDn'T LAuGh
Ok then
*Russian Badger makes “informative” videos*
Also Russian Badger: *THIS IS HERESY BROTHER!*
Brother get the flamer! The Heavy Flamer.
Brother, I am PINNED HERE!
BROTHER.
I wouldn't be here if it wasnt for HERESY
Badger: "This video is full of 100% FUNNY JUICE"
Me: . . .Got DAMN you right. . .but it lacks on vitamin F, Vitamin FH's Event execution being used by an absolute unit that rivals even Lardex himself.
Not funny. Didn't laugh
Need some vitamin D since I’m inside all day rewatching this
imagine lardex using the ragnarok execution
@@KjSome1 YES!!! Absolutely Yes!!! But what if Shugo is just Lardex's ancestor?
@@KptnYggdra nah lardex is french shugo a weeb
3:51 ah yes ill take a glass of nostalgia juice, thanks
Yea, it feels bad to watch videos from a year ago talking good about cmc
Got chug jug status aint no secret
Took her to the tilted then i freaked it
Found a golden scar should i keep it
10/10
Hades OGX bars
I am 69th like, I am gaining big brain
I bought a skull trooper for the weekend
Ladidadida
7 on my pump
The Hoodi3 269th like
Space Turtles XD
To be honest it’s funnier when he’s not trying his hardest
Not funny. Didn't laugh.
Ikr
So truuuueeee
This is what I call, I don't give a fuck I enjoy watCHING MY FAVORITE CONTENT CREATORRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Yeah
America: * makes a weapon called convict muncher*
Every prisoner in the USA: *nervous forehead wipe*
All Australians:**PROFUSE SWEATING**
Bug Batts it’s because Australia is a country that was colonised to be a prison country
@@louvre4887 one would think that US legistlative and justice system needs some improvements if they literally need a country dedicated solely for housing their prisoners. And I don't mean that as 'execute every prisoner' if someone took that the wrong way.
Stormlord actually England colonised to be a prison island and it was for convicts to serve wealthy family’s
@@Warhamer116 Well, we would have used the moon, but there's no atmosphere on the moon.
10:55
"This is the last image you see before death"
Somebody random: "and now you die so it may be true"
*explosions*
“They sell pizza rolls, and sleeves of skoal and AR-15’s”
That’s Walmart.
Murica, hell yeah
Not anymore lol
Thats the point sergeant
Sleeves of skoal, HELL YEAH BROTHER
Thanks for the spoilers
Badger:doc how bad is it
Doctor: *OBNOXIOUSLY SIPS*
Doctor: *YES*
hexbug nano NO
*sluuuuuuuuuuurp* they're gonna name it after you
@Charles Racicot does a robot really have a gender?
The attempt you made at humor, my companion in being the same species, Homo Sapiens, was notably deficient in its ability to cause me to rhythmically contract my diphagram as a result of what would traditionally come from such statements or actions that I would find humorous.
@Austin Batton okay lesser thinking being
@@tgcnodisrespec6649 accepting homo sapiens gained awareness during the nineteenth century which derives from the primate group commonly referred to as "Boomer"
I shall proceed to connect the palm of my right appendage used for manual actions unto the space above my eyebrows in an attempt to show annoyance towards the responses to such an educated joke for humorous sake, as ironic as such statement might be.
So, not funny didn’t laugh?
@@anuragneelam8527 yes
13:31 bro that’s the hardest i’ve laughed in a minute 😭
"What application do you plan to use for this new 'street sweeper'"
"Riot cont-"
Okay that got me
Blind person: *is blind*
Badger: "brO just rub 'em!"
Paraplegic people: cant walk
BADGER: Just stand up
"your channels full of people who ate cold ravioli in highschool"
Hey wait a sec- yeah you're right
Would I do it again?
Yes, there isn't any difference besides the temperature anyway u.u
its better cold
@TheKawaiiPandaYT AND SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOMETHING IN 2019 even if its a theory BUT STILL YOU CANT TEASE US!
Badger : "And will probably make you angery"
"Raid Shadow Legends ad plays"
Me : Indeed
0:13 - I've watched "Found a golden SCAR should I keep it?" Almost twenty times now. I just can't stop laughing. I'm in TEARS now!
Not Funny, Didn't Laugh
Kings Dead
*“Waffle stomp it down the drain.”* 😂
Badger 2019
That's going on the best of 2019 badger compilation. 100% guaranteed 😂
Juan Cortez Muro not funny
Didint laugh
pathfinder's old hit box looks like heavy's hit box from TF2.
It looks like kingpin
It looks like the fucking dude from Despicable Me. Can't unsee it now, can ya?!
Am I the only one who thought it literally was the caustic hit box?
hol' up
I thought it looked like gru
Jello is that one guy who doesn't talk much but when he does you have no choice but to laugh
Badger: “this is full of funny juice and NO Informing you”
Also Badger: *informs us on Raid*
MY LORD SO MANY LIKES😂😂😂
You got to get paid first.
Man needs to get paid lmao
“Talks about raid”
Not funny, didn’t laugh
omg,i was about to comment that. LoL
badger: "this video is 100% funny juice"
also badger: _3 minute long ad of a mobile clone game_
The Chosen Pessimist he said it was not 100%
I thought it was funny...
JKXD 1:43
Badger: "Say hi to clem"
Me: "CLEM"
Clem, clem!
Clem
Grakata?
Grakata!
Clem Prime, when?
5:21 man... a bunch of grown adults dont realize that you can eat it dry without any liquid
BLASPHEMY!
@@LovelyMishi i do it like that
Just dump a can of Monster in the bowl what's the big deal?
Badger: "I wanna make this video that is composed of 100% funny juice"
Raid shadow legends: *smacks lips*
4:46 That aged well haha
The word protests?
There’s a gun on black ops Cold War called the streetweeper
@@You-dn8ep nah the implication of SHOOTING PROTESTERS BECAUSE IT HAPPENED
@@crimson2209 and the other way around
@@EliB207 your an idiot lmao
Pathfinder's old hitbox looks like the Heavy from TF2 crossing his arms
Pathfinders hitbox reminds me of fortnite henchmen 🥔
It's kingpin
Nah it's literally gru
@@redwalker635 Do not.
NO IT'S BIG DADDY GRU!
I never don't laugh at Russian badger videos
It's the law
There's two types of people:
Those who pee in the shower
And liars
Ok.... Y in de ever loving Christmas is this absolutely hilarious to me.
Sprite Cranberry?
I do not lie
I do urinate in the shower
You got that from jacksepticeye
@@ashtro8omb376 actually from a meme I saw like a decade ago. I don't even watch jacksepticeye
Everyone : is ready for the basketball match
Doomguy:
"picks up the bfg 9000 with malicous intent"
profity I want that animated
S T A N D N A M E: [NOT FUNNY, DIDN"T LAUGH]
U S E R: [TheRussianBadger]
You gay
No u
Darkateyer IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
A B I L I T Y : [PROFESSIONAL SHITPOSTER]
Must be the work of an
E N E M Y S T A N D
5:09 back in high school? I’m still eating cold ravioli
The “not funny” voice clip at the begging sounds like that doctor in fallout 4 in which you have to persuade to join the institute
It sounds like him because it is him
@Juan Cortez Muro NoT FuNnY DiDn'T LaFf
Bajur: “Tell me a more heroic moment than riding a bomb as a mode of transportation”
Doom Slayer: *looks at BFG 10000 breathing heavily*
Heroic... not badass...
@@What_Zen that... and he didn't use the BFG10K for transportation.
That was a different weapon on what used to be Mars' surface.
master chief giving the covenant Back their bomb is better than anything in doom lmao
@@Boomstick___ dunno, blowing a giant brain spider apart with a big fucking gun is pretty good. or stabbing a titan goat demon in the brain and trapping it within its own body is pretty good too.
Well, there was the time the same guy punched a nuke to save Earth, and survived
5:30 "cause we broke out here Brodie, damn!!!"
I died at this part
Another F word you could've added is Freedom
HELL YEAH BATMAN
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fortnite... I mean technically that was the first part.
(No, I don't like the game.)
You typing this from a vase or coffin
The three American F's
Food
Firearms
Freedom
*Not guaranteed in that order.
"Your chat is filled with people who ate cold ravioli in highschool"
Badger I'm eaten cold ravioli right now at 27 years. old wats gud!!!?!
“Street sweeper” or also known as acceptable casualties
nickcrazyman yes
The primary use of this shotgun is to violate the Geneva Convention.
@@WhiteRoseSamurai i think you meant geneva *SUGESTIONS*
If only he knew how useful it would be today.
@Peter Parlee yep we need some riot police armed with street sweeper to push back them blm and antifa dipshits
UA-camr: breathes
RAID Shadow Legends: *I'm about to sponsor this person's whole career*
Illusion Zorua e
i dont get it how, several youtubers take the sponsorship of this bullshit game. They install it like for 1 day only to show off. And then deinstall it
Crytrone well it’s not like they have to like it they only have to promoted
The Zeven I got you, but it is pretty unauthentic to promote something with that you don’t identify yourself. It doesn’t even have a coherence with Rainbow
TRU AF
13:32 I was eating when he said this
Oof
ah yes crossing the line my 2 year old brother has crossed the line 5 ish times
same bro that shit (no pun intended) was so funny
3:48
"Man do you guys ever love CallMeCarson"
*(X) TO DOUBT*
Badger: not funny, didn’t laugh
Badger: laughs at chug jug status
Big Chugus
Chugass
Nobody:
Me in october: IF IT AINT GOT THE DOOT GIVE IT THE BOOT
Yo if u dont pee in the shower... YOU ON SOME SHIT
Isaiah Woods small doot
"Not funny didnt laugh."
Me: Tries to not break down in a fit of laughter at every joke.
Absolutely
Same
Exactly
13:48 my favorite part lol
“-Godzilla: King of the Monsters is the best movie of 2019.”
Badger, you’ve gained even more respect from me. Now go watch Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster.
Nice
FxCK YOU GHIDORAH YOU LONG NECK PIECE OF SHxT
Kevin
Bidibidibidibidi
Not funny
Didn't laugh.
9:23 That is the most cursed image I've seen since I saw spifey
Red Walker have you seen the bed was alive
I dont get it
Spifey: so your saying ...... I could be more cursed
"i imagine will fail and make you angry"
#6 on trending for gaming
#3 now
up to #2
Watch it be number 1
SqunixPlay don’t do this
@@Dsnutsss it needs to be #1
3:49 well this aged great
TheRussianBadger : H-
Raid Shadow Legends : Imma sponsor this whole man's career
Something tells me the PR guy is a fan
@@pythongaming3893 ?
Loyalist Locker Room: "Do you think I'm pious enough Brother Chaplain?"
HERETICS LOCKER ROOM: 0:48
Forces of chaos: for khorne
Me an intelectual: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Chaos
Skulls for the skull throne
@@Kain01able Milk for the Khorne flakes?
I am looking at some serious heresy
let's not forget about doomguy/slayer
3:49
no badger, no we do not, not anymore
0:43 Leaving this for myself when I come back.
I just came back to this video just for that part and then saw your comment
That is my fav part of video ngl
Lol
0:42
KHORNE
Raid: 'The most immersive RPG experience' while showing a woman in the middle of the arctic circle wearing a tactical bra and shooting arrows with frostbite fingers...
My brain: Did Badger just say he was streaming Warframe?
The Warframe community: YES!
agentawesome2o psn when was this and where can I watch it
Hearing him shout clem warmed my heart.
The Clem cult grows
I think in his twitch theres still the warframe vod ... it just video of him talking about clem , his friend showing off about 3000 hours of warframe, and talking about How Thicc Wisp is ....
sadly , its now deleted .... I think its 2 month ago
oh no
*bolster the shields*
???:what?
ME:NOW!
Badger, no one in the history of UA-cam has gotten smarter by watching your vids.
"chug jug"
*is holding a slurp juice and what i can only imagine to be a 6 pack of Windex mixed with Red Bull*
@The_Gaming_Ranger windex mixed with redbull
@@Gee.Productions redbull mixed with windex
Dude...
"People who ate cold ravioli in high school" spoke to me on a spiritual level
Also why you gotta call high school me out like that bruh?
Dylan Watts my buddy does this now and I saw this and spit out my drink
Oh god the plague is near it’s com*~¥$
Raid shadow legends is one of the most ambitious RPGs ever
No shit
*Let's play Raid: Shadow Legends*
Looser
@@machoboys8884 Bruh u just hating. This vid is funny. No hate needed
"badger your channel is full of people who ate cold raviolis in highschool"
Jokes on you I'm always eating cold raviolis
“Waffle stomping it down the drain”, got me😂
Same
seriously thoo 😂😂
"Waffle Stomping down the drain"
Someone knows their Brandon Rogers.
Superboy14078 I had to clean up 3 of them this week
"We call it The Convict Muncher!" *Cocks shotgun*
🤣🤣 I laughed so hard.
Honestly I’m surprised you haven’t been blasted by gun nuts for saying *cocks shotgun* instead of *pumps shotgun*. So well done you’ve survived.
Pumps shotgun* Idiot
Me to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just checked your channel. You got a new sub.
borgir
10:52 the greatest line to ever be spoken
I was kinda hoping he’d say “one of us speaks in riddles, one of us speaks in rhymes”
9:45
Is it just me? Or does Pathfinder’s old hitbox look like a buff heavy from TF2 crossing his arms in shame due to the fact that I can’t keep that fuhafucking strap on me?
*GOD DAME*
To me it looks like Kingpin from Spiderverse, like, just a walking chest freezer.
VoltageTripwire I was just about to say bro it either looks kingpins skinny ass brother or father heavy being disappointed in his kids
"What the hell's a Food City?"
YOU GOT IT RIGHT: HELL
Sanguine Kaiser the freezer
"TOOK HER TO THE TILTED THEN I FREAKED IT. FOUND A GOLDEN SCAR SHOULD I KEEP IT."
My Shadowkeep download just finished
5:23 Me who usually eats cereal dry *Homer retreating into the bushes*
Ik I wasn’t the only one
Badger: it’s going to fail
UA-cam: #3 on trending
Community: *facepalm*
He went to #1
He doesn't even have to try
True
"This video is sponsored by-"
me: *Dies*
Badger: this is a full throttle attempt at funny
Also badger: *begins promoting raid*
I rewatched this video just to hear grouse say “buckwheat! Gross! Gross!”
For me I don’t care if it’s corny or legitimately funny
If I laugh, Then it’s good content
Which your content does flawlessly
Help, can you please tell me the secret to laughing at something that is incredibly unfunny? I really need your help and you seem like you know how to do it.
I agree he’s stuff is funny. So many people are like experts on humor or something but in reality their just key board warriors
notAtroll name doesnt check out
notAtroll With all due respect I choose not to see any content with a critique mindset
For me it just ruins the fun
Don’t get me wrong there’s content I don’t laugh at but choosing not to look at it like that makes it a lot more enjoyable
Heres that one home invasion poem if anyone wants a copypasta
Roses are red, violets are blue, I am wanted in four states for thirteen accounts of home invasion in between the years of two thousand three and two thousand two
Kinda pisses me off that you said 4 states and and then said two thousand three.
Gotta agree the inconsistency bothers me
@@supermonkeybg5420
Don’t even get me started on how he said 13 and two thousand two
Can I get "Phrases I don't want to hear for 500" please?
Badger says his eyes hurt... Turns blind like 4 months later: "fokin lasersights"
Idk who tf says badgers videos ain’t funny, but I laugh at every single one of his videos because they are such quality and take time to make. I’m going back and rewatching them BECAUSE they’re so entertaining. Keep it up badger
"I got chug jug status ain't no secret, I took her out to tilted and I freaked it. Found a golden scar should I keep it"
I have a will to live should I keep it
@@amemeyboi3583 Hrrrm
@@amemeyboi3583 lost my will to live should i seek it
Laddy daddy nah, slob on me nah, hoppin out the bus, riding on the cart.
Funnily enough, the street sweeper WAS actually made for protests.
A random guy on the internet uh oh
r/cursedcomments
RIOT CONTROL FUCK YEAH
Oh no
not to mention it was a kinda dogshit and they got labeled as "Destructive Devices" so well those 2 kinda put it in the grave
Badger: I'm not always trying to be funny.
Also badger: tells story about what he does in videos
Us: but we said F u N N Y .
6:59 HONHONHONHONHONHONHON
Matimi0 on Matimi0: Welcome back to Monday Mailbox!
Matimi0 on RussianBadger: Do you guys pee in the shower?
Mickey's reaction at 13:32 is probably the most accurate response given to what came out of badger's mouth.
*GOD NO*
"your channel is full of people who ate cold ravioli in highschool"
You mean me now? That shit tastes better cold
There is an energy in that statement that should not exist.
GTFO OF UA-cam!!!