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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @Hellscrap3r
    @Hellscrap3r 2 роки тому +1229

    The Sprite Cranberry bit at the beginning is my favourite, especially the last part. Bing actually _calling_ Jello and asking him. Jello's reaction is fucking priceless.

  • @notben5088
    @notben5088 5 років тому +4630

    Me: How bad is it doc?
    Doctor: *Sips* Its probably gonna be named after you

  • @vega7971
    @vega7971 3 роки тому +2017

    4:46
    "What's it for?"
    "Crowd control."

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 3 роки тому +32

      Crowdfunding, only we fund them bullets

    • @ahmadqarout6454
      @ahmadqarout6454 3 роки тому +18

      You know streets are basically trenches for cars soooo, the street sweeper works

    • @breadsheeran9008
      @breadsheeran9008 3 роки тому +2

      haaaaaaaa

    • @mariaangelsgost1729
      @mariaangelsgost1729 3 роки тому +8

      Fun fact: it's called streetsweeper because the first model was made out of garbage containers. Im really fun at parties.

    • @GlitchTechV1
      @GlitchTechV1 3 роки тому +6

      Weren't there buckshot rounds for... I think it was a Thompson where it was actually meant for riot control, the rounds were ment to be used at a distance to avoid making Human paste outa someone

  • @nitronicatom58
    @nitronicatom58 3 роки тому +850

    9:30 Pathfinders old hitbox looking like King Pin

    • @Major_Ursa
      @Major_Ursa 3 роки тому +41

      “Heavenly why the fuck you built like Kingpin from Spider-Verse”
      -Jello

    • @aidenburnside6380
      @aidenburnside6380 3 роки тому +25

      Bruh looking like TF2 heavy

    • @spicypoptarts662
      @spicypoptarts662 3 роки тому +3

      i thought it was heavy from tf2

    • @BigBoiGunna
      @BigBoiGunna 3 роки тому

      glad to know i wasn't the only one thinking this

    • @shradinx
      @shradinx 2 роки тому +1

      looking like coach from l4d

  • @Chillbot17
    @Chillbot17 5 років тому +1621

    "We call it the street sweeper"
    "what's it sweep?"
    "Riots"

    • @rhysraymond5976
      @rhysraymond5976 5 років тому +27

      What do you intend to use with this “Street Sweeper”?

    • @theosey
      @theosey 5 років тому +42

      @@rhysraymond5976 Civillian Casualites

    • @Blue-mr7fe
      @Blue-mr7fe 5 років тому +14

      Mg42: Hold my sauerkraut

    • @lukewarfield5376
      @lukewarfield5376 5 років тому +15

      It’s called population control

    • @straightrage2044
      @straightrage2044 5 років тому +6

      It's called mass genocide and I love it

  • @GunksGunks
    @GunksGunks 5 років тому +1514

    2011: Try not to laugh or grin challenge
    2019: not funny, didn’t l a u g h

  • @AspenTitan
    @AspenTitan 4 роки тому +6177

    “This is going to be 100% funny juice”
    *Proceeds to show a Raid: Shadow Legends ad*

    • @NoBody-lj5xh
      @NoBody-lj5xh 4 роки тому +335

      Well, raid is a joke, so.

    • @slavetothecaffeine
      @slavetothecaffeine 4 роки тому +75

      that had to be planned

    • @e-van3887
      @e-van3887 4 роки тому +27

      It ruined it all

    • @johnthicc8148
      @johnthicc8148 4 роки тому +59

      It's funny how annoying, trashy, and repetitive raid is duh

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 4 роки тому +6

      Words right out of my mouth/keyboard

  • @jackballou5986
    @jackballou5986 3 роки тому +496

    As a Warframe player I can appreciate that he had an entire clip dedicated to Clem.

    • @theblueoist4374
      @theblueoist4374 3 роки тому +36

      Indeed. Clem is someone you'll never forget during warframe because, he is Clem. Clem always is remembered and is a force to be reckoned with.

    • @hkvessel327
      @hkvessel327 3 роки тому +17

      @@theblueoist4374 Kahl 175 would like to know your location

    • @TheOneMiffy92
      @TheOneMiffy92 3 роки тому +5

      Clem.

    • @kevincall170
      @kevincall170 2 роки тому +2

      Clem

    • @wolfwing5602
      @wolfwing5602 2 роки тому +5

      Clem Grakata!

  • @corvo1776
    @corvo1776 5 років тому +1521

    "Full throttle *attempt* at funny"
    *#1 on trending for gaming*

    • @gundam2jimmy
      @gundam2jimmy 5 років тому +22

      DOOM GUY AND KHORNE!!!!!!!!
      Why is this even a contest? Either 1 of them could single handedly crush the other 3 entire teams.

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion 5 років тому +3

      @@gundam2jimmy ahem, Thine SPAMmeddy SPAM SPAM SPAMmy comments shalt be terminated by the UA-camus Ineptus due to your own incompetence, henceforth, stop thine SPAM and begone, foul creature... (although i have to agree with you on team Khorne, a literal (Chaos) God and THE ONE AND ONLY Doom Slayer... pffft... easy game for 'em)

    • @bigguy9242
      @bigguy9242 5 років тому +4

      gundam2jimmy it became #2 to fucking SSundee

    • @brandonhoward8319
      @brandonhoward8319 5 років тому

      #38 now

    • @bigguy9242
      @bigguy9242 5 років тому +1

      Brandon Howard s h I I I i I t

  • @DNF_Dumb-As-FrenchFries
    @DNF_Dumb-As-FrenchFries 4 роки тому +1231

    Faimly:"How come you never tell us about your friends you have online?"
    My friends online: 0:42

  • @clu_snake
    @clu_snake 5 років тому +14533

    Non humorous. Refrained from chuckling.

    • @onjo6746
      @onjo6746 5 років тому +295

      Thats pretty
      🅱️ucci

    • @hMint
      @hMint 5 років тому +72

      clu highest of intellect

    • @wiktorkokoszka3458
      @wiktorkokoszka3458 5 років тому +34

      That’s pretty 📧

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 5 років тому +77

      Not humorous. Ceased cackling.

    • @onjo6746
      @onjo6746 5 років тому +21

      @@sirapple589 ah,another sir

  • @n0akk394
    @n0akk394 Рік тому +82

    This man can put anything into his title and it still makes perfect sense somehow

    • @lxdixd
      @lxdixd Рік тому +1

      hamster chief lobsters the fortbite

  • @joseywales1439
    @joseywales1439 5 років тому +1767

    "This is going to be 100% funny"
    *starts paid sponsorship

    • @space_racc
      @space_racc 5 років тому +33

      Pretty funny ngl

    • @cosmicchameleon2902
      @cosmicchameleon2902 5 років тому +19

      Jeb Logan not funny.didnt laugh

    • @kira_toh
      @kira_toh 5 років тому +20

      and then contiues to narrate the funtage and tells a story anyway - but thats the badger we know and love

    • @clessiefan
      @clessiefan 5 років тому +5

      Not to mention it's raid

    • @katanaquits5255
      @katanaquits5255 5 років тому +3

      Me: FUKKKIN CRYSADES!!!

  • @skul7887
    @skul7887 5 років тому +681

    TheRussianBadger: This video isn’t informational
    Also TheRussianBadger: hey have you heard of raid shadow legends

    • @psnisy1234
      @psnisy1234 5 років тому

      Rainbow six seige....on sale now amzn.to/2nP0ejn

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 5 років тому

      Guys I think this is where the divergence happens
      One he stick to this format and chugged monster for the rest of his life
      OR he return to battle born

    • @Supreme_smoker420
      @Supreme_smoker420 5 років тому

      Plague Skull I literally read your comment as he said it

    • @gundam2jimmy
      @gundam2jimmy 5 років тому

      DOOM GUY AND KHORNE!!!!!!!!
      Why is this even a contest? Either 1 of them could single handedly crush the other 3 entire teams.

  • @clockwork8741
    @clockwork8741 4 роки тому +2759

    “Silence is GOLDEN but DUCT TAPE is silver”- Oregon 2019

    • @nickneckerman2220
      @nickneckerman2220 4 роки тому +6

      Four Swords Misadventure

    • @nickneckerman2220
      @nickneckerman2220 4 роки тому

      @@maxst222 what does that have to do the conversation

    • @joshlee1398
      @joshlee1398 4 роки тому +2

      Goblin Tinkerer-2012

    • @TumGrum
      @TumGrum 4 роки тому

      Are you a fellow Oregonian

    • @wingzero7X
      @wingzero7X 4 роки тому +1

      Duct tape: turning silver into gold

  • @saturnmedia1
    @saturnmedia1 3 роки тому +135

    “12 gauge sniper rifle”
    Excuse me?
    “”I have to take out a target at 600 yards, lemme grab my “12 GUAGE SNIPER RIFLE”.””

    • @BLD-wh1nu
      @BLD-wh1nu 3 роки тому +3

      Or at 6 feet either way it'll kill either ease

    • @IndigoTail
      @IndigoTail 3 роки тому +4

      slugs

    • @saturnmedia1
      @saturnmedia1 3 роки тому +2

      @@IndigoTail A shotgun isn’t a rifle. Therefore a shotgun can’t be a “sniper rifle”. Also, how accurate do you think a 1oz foster slug is at 300-600 yards? Good fucking luck 😂. That would have the arc of a rainbow to try to get that distance. 1 oz going ~1500fps with minimal stabilization, and horrible drag coefficient. Yeah, that doesn’t scream “sniper rifle” to me. Even with sabot slugs and a rifled barrel, it is still very ineffective at long distances.

    • @IndigoTail
      @IndigoTail 3 роки тому +3

      @@saturnmedia1
      Okay, one thing:
      I'm Taiwanese. It's illegal to own guns here.
      I have shot 5 rounds of a T91 (Taiwan AR15) and thats about it.
      Also thanks for the info tho, will keep that in mind

    • @saturnmedia1
      @saturnmedia1 3 роки тому +1

      @@IndigoTail It’s no problem bud. I apologize if I came off as aggressive or anything.

  • @swuddlez6055
    @swuddlez6055 4 роки тому +2434

    “This is 100% Funny Juice!”
    20% of the video is badger explaining the joke.

    • @Loispealz34
      @Loispealz34 4 роки тому +21

      Yes. That is the joke

    • @swuddlez6055
      @swuddlez6055 4 роки тому +10

      Loispealz!!!HERE not funny didn’t laugh

    • @Loispealz34
      @Loispealz34 4 роки тому +4

      @@swuddlez6055 neither did I. Probably added like 100 views on my own tho.

    • @0ogman_
      @0ogman_ 4 роки тому +2

      Thats.......
      nOt fUnNy....
      dIdDn'T LAuGh

    • @th30m3ga4
      @th30m3ga4 4 роки тому

      Ok then

  • @retromagic5020
    @retromagic5020 5 років тому +518

    *Russian Badger makes “informative” videos*
    Also Russian Badger: *THIS IS HERESY BROTHER!*

  • @KptnYggdra
    @KptnYggdra 5 років тому +445

    Badger: "This video is full of 100% FUNNY JUICE"
    Me: . . .Got DAMN you right. . .but it lacks on vitamin F, Vitamin FH's Event execution being used by an absolute unit that rivals even Lardex himself.

    • @MrMisfortune
      @MrMisfortune 5 років тому +4

      Not funny. Didn't laugh

    • @Happiest_Potato
      @Happiest_Potato 5 років тому

      Need some vitamin D since I’m inside all day rewatching this

    • @KjSome1
      @KjSome1 5 років тому

      imagine lardex using the ragnarok execution

    • @KptnYggdra
      @KptnYggdra 5 років тому

      @@KjSome1 YES!!! Absolutely Yes!!! But what if Shugo is just Lardex's ancestor?

    • @KjSome1
      @KjSome1 5 років тому

      @@KptnYggdra nah lardex is french shugo a weeb

  • @SaddestTV
    @SaddestTV 3 роки тому +82

    3:51 ah yes ill take a glass of nostalgia juice, thanks

    • @Capybara-enjoyer-1600BC
      @Capybara-enjoyer-1600BC 3 роки тому +1

      Yea, it feels bad to watch videos from a year ago talking good about cmc

  • @hadesogx2653
    @hadesogx2653 4 роки тому +2092

    Got chug jug status aint no secret
    Took her to the tilted then i freaked it
    Found a golden scar should i keep it
    10/10

    • @calikid2017-1
      @calikid2017-1 4 роки тому +18

      Hades OGX bars

    • @BLCH_S_BD
      @BLCH_S_BD 4 роки тому +7

      I am 69th like, I am gaining big brain

    • @jennidansie5222
      @jennidansie5222 4 роки тому +34

      I bought a skull trooper for the weekend
      Ladidadida
      7 on my pump

    • @space2878
      @space2878 4 роки тому +1

      The Hoodi3 269th like

    • @BLCH_S_BD
      @BLCH_S_BD 4 роки тому

      Space Turtles XD

  • @marleylockhart1604
    @marleylockhart1604 4 роки тому +6171

    To be honest it’s funnier when he’s not trying his hardest

  • @dangernoodle5267
    @dangernoodle5267 5 років тому +419

    America: * makes a weapon called convict muncher*
    Every prisoner in the USA: *nervous forehead wipe*

    • @louvre4887
      @louvre4887 4 роки тому +10

      All Australians:**PROFUSE SWEATING**

    • @louvre4887
      @louvre4887 4 роки тому +1

      Bug Batts it’s because Australia is a country that was colonised to be a prison country

    • @Warhamer116
      @Warhamer116 4 роки тому

      @@louvre4887 one would think that US legistlative and justice system needs some improvements if they literally need a country dedicated solely for housing their prisoners. And I don't mean that as 'execute every prisoner' if someone took that the wrong way.

    • @louvre4887
      @louvre4887 4 роки тому

      Stormlord actually England colonised to be a prison island and it was for convicts to serve wealthy family’s

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 роки тому

      @@Warhamer116 Well, we would have used the moon, but there's no atmosphere on the moon.

  • @derpyduck264
    @derpyduck264 3 роки тому +18

    10:55
    "This is the last image you see before death"
    Somebody random: "and now you die so it may be true"
    *explosions*

  • @blondiethatoneartificer7195
    @blondiethatoneartificer7195 5 років тому +595

    “They sell pizza rolls, and sleeves of skoal and AR-15’s”
    That’s Walmart.

    • @mint6247
      @mint6247 5 років тому +9

      Murica, hell yeah

    • @zackstephens6594
      @zackstephens6594 5 років тому +13

      Not anymore lol

    • @SPOOKITO
      @SPOOKITO 5 років тому

      Thats the point sergeant

    • @collinclark763
      @collinclark763 5 років тому +1

      Sleeves of skoal, HELL YEAH BROTHER

    • @Jeerin_
      @Jeerin_ 5 років тому

      Thanks for the spoilers

  • @cheapumbrella7454
    @cheapumbrella7454 4 роки тому +970

    Badger:doc how bad is it
    Doctor: *OBNOXIOUSLY SIPS*
    Doctor: *YES*

    • @bubbawyatt5735
      @bubbawyatt5735 4 роки тому +1

      hexbug nano NO

    • @impofan6915
      @impofan6915 4 роки тому +6

      *sluuuuuuuuuuurp* they're gonna name it after you

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 4 роки тому

      @Charles Racicot does a robot really have a gender?

  • @yourlocalbirb792
    @yourlocalbirb792 3 роки тому +977

    The attempt you made at humor, my companion in being the same species, Homo Sapiens, was notably deficient in its ability to cause me to rhythmically contract my diphagram as a result of what would traditionally come from such statements or actions that I would find humorous.

    • @tgcnodisrespec6649
      @tgcnodisrespec6649 3 роки тому +10

      @Austin Batton okay lesser thinking being

    • @kiwisinner
      @kiwisinner 3 роки тому +27

      @@tgcnodisrespec6649 accepting homo sapiens gained awareness during the nineteenth century which derives from the primate group commonly referred to as "Boomer"

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 3 роки тому +10

      I shall proceed to connect the palm of my right appendage used for manual actions unto the space above my eyebrows in an attempt to show annoyance towards the responses to such an educated joke for humorous sake, as ironic as such statement might be.

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 3 роки тому +6

      So, not funny didn’t laugh?

    • @mr.fahrenheit4643
      @mr.fahrenheit4643 3 роки тому +4

      @@anuragneelam8527 yes

  • @SillyMischeviousActivities
    @SillyMischeviousActivities 5 місяців тому +3

    13:31 bro that’s the hardest i’ve laughed in a minute 😭

  • @Raiden777ify
    @Raiden777ify 4 роки тому +227

    "What application do you plan to use for this new 'street sweeper'"
    "Riot cont-"
    Okay that got me

  • @marcusalt1869
    @marcusalt1869 5 років тому +188

    Blind person: *is blind*
    Badger: "brO just rub 'em!"

    • @bgmon8946
      @bgmon8946 5 років тому +2

      Paraplegic people: cant walk
      BADGER: Just stand up

  • @IamRev
    @IamRev 5 років тому +350

    "your channels full of people who ate cold ravioli in highschool"
    Hey wait a sec- yeah you're right

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 5 років тому +1

      Would I do it again?
      Yes, there isn't any difference besides the temperature anyway u.u

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 5 років тому

      its better cold

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 років тому +1

      @TheKawaiiPandaYT AND SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOMETHING IN 2019 even if its a theory BUT STILL YOU CANT TEASE US!

  • @acee555
    @acee555 3 роки тому +12

    Badger : "And will probably make you angery"
    "Raid Shadow Legends ad plays"
    Me : Indeed

  • @antonyduhamel1166
    @antonyduhamel1166 4 роки тому +456

    0:13 - I've watched "Found a golden SCAR should I keep it?" Almost twenty times now. I just can't stop laughing. I'm in TEARS now!

  • @azswaye2960
    @azswaye2960 5 років тому +276

    *“Waffle stomp it down the drain.”* 😂

    • @xeno6842
      @xeno6842 5 років тому +2

      Badger 2019

    • @SeanioWhereYaAt
      @SeanioWhereYaAt 5 років тому +3

      That's going on the best of 2019 badger compilation. 100% guaranteed 😂

    • @Justalilsilly
      @Justalilsilly 5 років тому +1

      Juan Cortez Muro not funny
      Didint laugh

  • @toxicmasculinity3976
    @toxicmasculinity3976 4 роки тому +486

    pathfinder's old hit box looks like heavy's hit box from TF2.

  • @farhaanali5311
    @farhaanali5311 3 роки тому +15

    Jello is that one guy who doesn't talk much but when he does you have no choice but to laugh

  • @plexiiog6091
    @plexiiog6091 5 років тому +836

    Badger: “this is full of funny juice and NO Informing you”
    Also Badger: *informs us on Raid*
    MY LORD SO MANY LIKES😂😂😂

    • @markjones8584
      @markjones8584 5 років тому +7

      You got to get paid first.

    • @sinad967
      @sinad967 5 років тому

      Man needs to get paid lmao

    • @Landon.Schier
      @Landon.Schier 5 років тому +4

      “Talks about raid”
      Not funny, didn’t laugh

    • @BubblePuddle_
      @BubblePuddle_ 5 років тому

      omg,i was about to comment that. LoL

  • @anomaly0039
    @anomaly0039 5 років тому +333

    badger: "this video is 100% funny juice"
    also badger: _3 minute long ad of a mobile clone game_

    • @icyy702
      @icyy702 5 років тому +5

      The Chosen Pessimist he said it was not 100%

    • @hades8400
      @hades8400 5 років тому +2

      I thought it was funny...

    • @dearpuz9963
      @dearpuz9963 5 років тому +3

      JKXD 1:43

  • @teckard
    @teckard 5 років тому +410

    Badger: "Say hi to clem"
    Me: "CLEM"

  • @RandomNulls
    @RandomNulls 3 роки тому +37

    5:21 man... a bunch of grown adults dont realize that you can eat it dry without any liquid

    • @LovelyMishi
      @LovelyMishi 3 роки тому +2

      BLASPHEMY!

    • @SteveDe935
      @SteveDe935 3 роки тому

      @@LovelyMishi i do it like that

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 2 роки тому +1

      Just dump a can of Monster in the bowl what's the big deal?

  • @lougaI
    @lougaI 5 років тому +97

    Badger: "I wanna make this video that is composed of 100% funny juice"
    Raid shadow legends: *smacks lips*

  • @bladekearney6317
    @bladekearney6317 3 роки тому +1449

    4:46 That aged well haha

    • @You-dn8ep
      @You-dn8ep 3 роки тому +11

      The word protests?

    • @alcornoquealvarez8717
      @alcornoquealvarez8717 3 роки тому +42

      There’s a gun on black ops Cold War called the streetweeper

    • @crimson2209
      @crimson2209 3 роки тому +30

      @@You-dn8ep nah the implication of SHOOTING PROTESTERS BECAUSE IT HAPPENED

    • @EliB207
      @EliB207 3 роки тому +17

      @@crimson2209 and the other way around

    • @crimson2209
      @crimson2209 3 роки тому +4

      @@EliB207 your an idiot lmao

  • @bigtschreck3675
    @bigtschreck3675 4 роки тому +542

    Pathfinder's old hitbox looks like the Heavy from TF2 crossing his arms

  • @Alchemyst7
    @Alchemyst7 Рік тому +43

    I never don't laugh at Russian badger videos

  • @michaelweidner4339
    @michaelweidner4339 4 роки тому +2444

    There's two types of people:
    Those who pee in the shower
    And liars

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 4 роки тому +21

      Ok.... Y in de ever loving Christmas is this absolutely hilarious to me.

    • @pixel-hy4jx
      @pixel-hy4jx 4 роки тому +28

      Sprite Cranberry?

    • @Matteo73M
      @Matteo73M 4 роки тому +28

      I do not lie
      I do urinate in the shower

    • @ashtro8omb376
      @ashtro8omb376 4 роки тому +3

      You got that from jacksepticeye

    • @michaelweidner4339
      @michaelweidner4339 4 роки тому +5

      @@ashtro8omb376 actually from a meme I saw like a decade ago. I don't even watch jacksepticeye

  • @profity2392
    @profity2392 4 роки тому +318

    Everyone : is ready for the basketball match
    Doomguy:
    "picks up the bfg 9000 with malicous intent"

    • @RaccoonBaker
      @RaccoonBaker 4 роки тому +4

      profity I want that animated

  • @darkateyer97
    @darkateyer97 5 років тому +503

    S T A N D N A M E: [NOT FUNNY, DIDN"T LAUGH]
    U S E R: [TheRussianBadger]

  • @mooseready6290
    @mooseready6290 3 роки тому +4

    5:09 back in high school? I’m still eating cold ravioli

  • @slipperyfloorman4010
    @slipperyfloorman4010 5 років тому +131

    The “not funny” voice clip at the begging sounds like that doctor in fallout 4 in which you have to persuade to join the institute

  • @tristanecheman8382
    @tristanecheman8382 4 роки тому +429

    Bajur: “Tell me a more heroic moment than riding a bomb as a mode of transportation”
    Doom Slayer: *looks at BFG 10000 breathing heavily*

    • @What_Zen
      @What_Zen 3 роки тому +5

      Heroic... not badass...

    • @robbe2647
      @robbe2647 3 роки тому +4

      @@What_Zen that... and he didn't use the BFG10K for transportation.
      That was a different weapon on what used to be Mars' surface.

    • @Boomstick___
      @Boomstick___ 3 роки тому +3

      master chief giving the covenant Back their bomb is better than anything in doom lmao

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 2 роки тому

      @@Boomstick___ dunno, blowing a giant brain spider apart with a big fucking gun is pretty good. or stabbing a titan goat demon in the brain and trapping it within its own body is pretty good too.

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 Рік тому +1

      Well, there was the time the same guy punched a nuke to save Earth, and survived

  • @MP-ux9ze
    @MP-ux9ze 4 роки тому +306

    5:30 "cause we broke out here Brodie, damn!!!"
    I died at this part
    Another F word you could've added is Freedom

  • @nicholasmcclure2890
    @nicholasmcclure2890 9 місяців тому +2

    "Your chat is filled with people who ate cold ravioli in highschool"
    Badger I'm eaten cold ravioli right now at 27 years. old wats gud!!!?!

  • @ErolithBaladar
    @ErolithBaladar 4 роки тому +546

    “Street sweeper” or also known as acceptable casualties

    • @RaccoonBaker
      @RaccoonBaker 4 роки тому +4

      nickcrazyman yes

    • @WhiteRoseSamurai
      @WhiteRoseSamurai 3 роки тому +7

      The primary use of this shotgun is to violate the Geneva Convention.

    • @WALMER0
      @WALMER0 3 роки тому +6

      @@WhiteRoseSamurai i think you meant geneva *SUGESTIONS*

    • @AssassinDog8
      @AssassinDog8 3 роки тому +1

      If only he knew how useful it would be today.

    • @meeptowner8440
      @meeptowner8440 3 роки тому

      @Peter Parlee yep we need some riot police armed with street sweeper to push back them blm and antifa dipshits

  • @purpleskittlzz5040
    @purpleskittlzz5040 5 років тому +447

    UA-camr: breathes
    RAID Shadow Legends: *I'm about to sponsor this person's whole career*

    • @LordLongHands
      @LordLongHands 5 років тому +1

      Illusion Zorua e

    • @alwayslaidback
      @alwayslaidback 5 років тому +4

      i dont get it how, several youtubers take the sponsorship of this bullshit game. They install it like for 1 day only to show off. And then deinstall it

    • @jgzzv1697
      @jgzzv1697 5 років тому

      Crytrone well it’s not like they have to like it they only have to promoted

    • @alwayslaidback
      @alwayslaidback 5 років тому +2

      The Zeven I got you, but it is pretty unauthentic to promote something with that you don’t identify yourself. It doesn’t even have a coherence with Rainbow

    • @thetastiestuwu747
      @thetastiestuwu747 5 років тому

      TRU AF

  • @patty2878
    @patty2878 4 роки тому +177

    13:32 I was eating when he said this

    • @nathanielcampbell1964
      @nathanielcampbell1964 4 роки тому +2

      Oof

    • @derrickguy9414
      @derrickguy9414 3 роки тому +1

      ah yes crossing the line my 2 year old brother has crossed the line 5 ish times

    • @banetesta452
      @banetesta452 3 роки тому

      same bro that shit (no pun intended) was so funny

  • @haydensayles7543
    @haydensayles7543 3 роки тому +5

    3:48
    "Man do you guys ever love CallMeCarson"
    *(X) TO DOUBT*

  • @harrisonward3464
    @harrisonward3464 5 років тому +225

    Badger: not funny, didn’t laugh
    Badger: laughs at chug jug status

  • @isaiahwoods5680
    @isaiahwoods5680 5 років тому +322

    Nobody:
    Me in october: IF IT AINT GOT THE DOOT GIVE IT THE BOOT

  • @TheUnholybringer
    @TheUnholybringer 5 років тому +219

    "Not funny didnt laugh."
    Me: Tries to not break down in a fit of laughter at every joke.

  • @FreeziTSU
    @FreeziTSU 3 роки тому +5

    13:48 my favorite part lol

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 років тому +493

    “-Godzilla: King of the Monsters is the best movie of 2019.”
    Badger, you’ve gained even more respect from me. Now go watch Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster.

  • @redwalker635
    @redwalker635 4 роки тому +197

    9:23 That is the most cursed image I've seen since I saw spifey

  • @criaquilfail5558
    @criaquilfail5558 5 років тому +282

    "i imagine will fail and make you angry"
    #6 on trending for gaming

  • @noegarcia2782
    @noegarcia2782 3 роки тому +11

    3:49 well this aged great

  • @onionnyamous5453
    @onionnyamous5453 5 років тому +126

    TheRussianBadger : H-
    Raid Shadow Legends : Imma sponsor this whole man's career

  • @korstmahler
    @korstmahler 4 роки тому +155

    Loyalist Locker Room: "Do you think I'm pious enough Brother Chaplain?"
    HERETICS LOCKER ROOM: 0:48

  • @luciennesantanadeandrade7250
    @luciennesantanadeandrade7250 5 років тому +114

    Forces of chaos: for khorne
    Me an intelectual: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

  • @deeispee
    @deeispee 3 роки тому +1

    3:49
    no badger, no we do not, not anymore

  • @korvix9536
    @korvix9536 4 роки тому +273

    0:43 Leaving this for myself when I come back.

  • @Nanolis
    @Nanolis 5 років тому +95

    Raid: 'The most immersive RPG experience' while showing a woman in the middle of the arctic circle wearing a tactical bra and shooting arrows with frostbite fingers...

  • @maxwellsimmons530
    @maxwellsimmons530 5 років тому +188

    My brain: Did Badger just say he was streaming Warframe?
    The Warframe community: YES!

    • @jmmacd2139
      @jmmacd2139 5 років тому +5

      agentawesome2o psn when was this and where can I watch it

    • @rezachoudhury823
      @rezachoudhury823 5 років тому +11

      Hearing him shout clem warmed my heart.

    • @DerpyDoot
      @DerpyDoot 5 років тому +10

      The Clem cult grows

    • @watt-zitt-tooya
      @watt-zitt-tooya 5 років тому +1

      I think in his twitch theres still the warframe vod ... it just video of him talking about clem , his friend showing off about 3000 hours of warframe, and talking about How Thicc Wisp is ....
      sadly , its now deleted .... I think its 2 month ago

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 років тому +2

      oh no
      *bolster the shields*
      ???:what?
      ME:NOW!

  • @Decyder
    @Decyder Рік тому +46

    Badger, no one in the history of UA-cam has gotten smarter by watching your vids.

  • @mintichoco211
    @mintichoco211 5 років тому +79

    "chug jug"
    *is holding a slurp juice and what i can only imagine to be a 6 pack of Windex mixed with Red Bull*

    • @Gee.Productions
      @Gee.Productions 5 років тому

      @The_Gaming_Ranger windex mixed with redbull

    • @ericharris6865
      @ericharris6865 5 років тому

      @@Gee.Productions redbull mixed with windex

  • @dylanwatts159
    @dylanwatts159 5 років тому +91

    Dude...
    "People who ate cold ravioli in high school" spoke to me on a spiritual level
    Also why you gotta call high school me out like that bruh?

    • @braxtonstorey5050
      @braxtonstorey5050 5 років тому

      Dylan Watts my buddy does this now and I saw this and spit out my drink

  • @chaoticanimation2509
    @chaoticanimation2509 5 років тому +188

    Oh god the plague is near it’s com*~¥$
    Raid shadow legends is one of the most ambitious RPGs ever

    • @fssamiel1156
      @fssamiel1156 5 років тому +1

      No shit

    • @Silver19897
      @Silver19897 5 років тому +7

      *Let's play Raid: Shadow Legends*

    • @machoboys8884
      @machoboys8884 5 років тому +1

      Looser

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 5 років тому

      @@machoboys8884 Bruh u just hating. This vid is funny. No hate needed

  • @theanarchist9733
    @theanarchist9733 2 роки тому +1

    "badger your channel is full of people who ate cold raviolis in highschool"
    Jokes on you I'm always eating cold raviolis

  • @nolanboone1139
    @nolanboone1139 4 роки тому +280

    “Waffle stomping it down the drain”, got me😂

  • @Superboyvk14078
    @Superboyvk14078 5 років тому +211

    "Waffle Stomping down the drain"
    Someone knows their Brandon Rogers.

    • @ohiosr
      @ohiosr 5 років тому +2

      Superboy14078 I had to clean up 3 of them this week

  • @zakthewolfgaming
    @zakthewolfgaming 3 роки тому +421

    "We call it The Convict Muncher!" *Cocks shotgun*
    🤣🤣 I laughed so hard.

    • @bobjobinson3074
      @bobjobinson3074 3 роки тому +6

      Honestly I’m surprised you haven’t been blasted by gun nuts for saying *cocks shotgun* instead of *pumps shotgun*. So well done you’ve survived.

    • @crimson5689
      @crimson5689 3 роки тому

      Pumps shotgun* Idiot

    • @absur7940
      @absur7940 3 роки тому +2

      Me to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 2 роки тому +1

      Just checked your channel. You got a new sub.

    • @flusheds2833
      @flusheds2833 2 роки тому

      borgir

  • @julianz29
    @julianz29 2 роки тому +3

    10:52 the greatest line to ever be spoken

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Рік тому

      I was kinda hoping he’d say “one of us speaks in riddles, one of us speaks in rhymes”

  • @owens6578
    @owens6578 5 років тому +81

    9:45
    Is it just me? Or does Pathfinder’s old hitbox look like a buff heavy from TF2 crossing his arms in shame due to the fact that I can’t keep that fuhafucking strap on me?
    *GOD DAME*

    • @VoltageTripwire
      @VoltageTripwire 5 років тому +2

      To me it looks like Kingpin from Spiderverse, like, just a walking chest freezer.

    • @AfroHayot
      @AfroHayot 5 років тому +1

      VoltageTripwire I was just about to say bro it either looks kingpins skinny ass brother or father heavy being disappointed in his kids

  • @JamesCrimson43
    @JamesCrimson43 4 роки тому +198

    "What the hell's a Food City?"
    YOU GOT IT RIGHT: HELL

  • @beanlord7438
    @beanlord7438 5 років тому +96

    "TOOK HER TO THE TILTED THEN I FREAKED IT. FOUND A GOLDEN SCAR SHOULD I KEEP IT."

    • @norsegoat1408
      @norsegoat1408 5 років тому +1

      My Shadowkeep download just finished

  • @zetomer5468
    @zetomer5468 Рік тому +1

    5:23 Me who usually eats cereal dry *Homer retreating into the bushes*

  • @danielallen70
    @danielallen70 5 років тому +213

    Badger: it’s going to fail
    UA-cam: #3 on trending
    Community: *facepalm*

  • @paulcaballero8382
    @paulcaballero8382 5 років тому +95

    "This video is sponsored by-"
    me: *Dies*

  • @getshlapd
    @getshlapd 4 роки тому +109

    Badger: this is a full throttle attempt at funny
    Also badger: *begins promoting raid*

  • @redacted8567
    @redacted8567 3 роки тому +7

    I rewatched this video just to hear grouse say “buckwheat! Gross! Gross!”

  • @zohaibahmed5773
    @zohaibahmed5773 5 років тому +64

    For me I don’t care if it’s corny or legitimately funny
    If I laugh, Then it’s good content
    Which your content does flawlessly

    • @notatroll4242
      @notatroll4242 5 років тому

      Help, can you please tell me the secret to laughing at something that is incredibly unfunny? I really need your help and you seem like you know how to do it.

    • @dangiraffe5271
      @dangiraffe5271 5 років тому

      I agree he’s stuff is funny. So many people are like experts on humor or something but in reality their just key board warriors

    • @reeceheim3176
      @reeceheim3176 5 років тому

      notAtroll name doesnt check out

    • @zohaibahmed5773
      @zohaibahmed5773 4 роки тому +1

      notAtroll With all due respect I choose not to see any content with a critique mindset
      For me it just ruins the fun
      Don’t get me wrong there’s content I don’t laugh at but choosing not to look at it like that makes it a lot more enjoyable

  • @smallfryenjoyer
    @smallfryenjoyer 4 роки тому +483

    Heres that one home invasion poem if anyone wants a copypasta
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I am wanted in four states for thirteen accounts of home invasion in between the years of two thousand three and two thousand two

    • @supermonkeybg5420
      @supermonkeybg5420 4 роки тому +14

      Kinda pisses me off that you said 4 states and and then said two thousand three.

    • @unr3markabl393
      @unr3markabl393 4 роки тому +4

      Gotta agree the inconsistency bothers me

    • @Jaybird9x
      @Jaybird9x 3 роки тому +5

      @@supermonkeybg5420
      Don’t even get me started on how he said 13 and two thousand two

    • @megarhombus7532
      @megarhombus7532 3 роки тому +4

      Can I get "Phrases I don't want to hear for 500" please?

  • @Guppy_Na
    @Guppy_Na 5 років тому +67

    Badger says his eyes hurt... Turns blind like 4 months later: "fokin lasersights"

  • @Salty-zm8jc
    @Salty-zm8jc 2 роки тому +1

    Idk who tf says badgers videos ain’t funny, but I laugh at every single one of his videos because they are such quality and take time to make. I’m going back and rewatching them BECAUSE they’re so entertaining. Keep it up badger

  • @punkmio
    @punkmio 4 роки тому +145

    "I got chug jug status ain't no secret, I took her out to tilted and I freaked it. Found a golden scar should I keep it"

    • @amemeyboi3583
      @amemeyboi3583 4 роки тому +4

      I have a will to live should I keep it

    • @kenjiebisawa444
      @kenjiebisawa444 4 роки тому

      @@amemeyboi3583 Hrrrm

    • @saymanw3322
      @saymanw3322 4 роки тому +2

      @@amemeyboi3583 lost my will to live should i seek it

    • @el.chalmers2591
      @el.chalmers2591 4 роки тому +1

      Laddy daddy nah, slob on me nah, hoppin out the bus, riding on the cart.

  • @billyjohnson3819
    @billyjohnson3819 4 роки тому +156

    Funnily enough, the street sweeper WAS actually made for protests.

  • @chickennuggiesman2260
    @chickennuggiesman2260 4 роки тому +272

    Badger: I'm not always trying to be funny.
    Also badger: tells story about what he does in videos
    Us: but we said F u N N Y .

  • @_Cohuna
    @_Cohuna Рік тому +2

    6:59 HONHONHONHONHONHONHON

  • @richardf7092
    @richardf7092 5 років тому +24

    Matimi0 on Matimi0: Welcome back to Monday Mailbox!
    Matimi0 on RussianBadger: Do you guys pee in the shower?

  • @ksgfordays8863
    @ksgfordays8863 3 роки тому +83

    Mickey's reaction at 13:32 is probably the most accurate response given to what came out of badger's mouth.

  • @akirausagi8275
    @akirausagi8275 5 років тому +54

    "your channel is full of people who ate cold ravioli in highschool"
    You mean me now? That shit tastes better cold

    • @psycosanches589
      @psycosanches589 5 років тому +9

      There is an energy in that statement that should not exist.

    • @lenoirtnb4077
      @lenoirtnb4077 5 років тому

      GTFO OF UA-cam!!!