What not to do In Town
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- The things NO ONE SHOULD EVER DO in town/at the mall/your local watering hole, some awkward things Dan does, and some people that genuinely scare him. Enjoy :D
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this video took so long to make as i actually went into town 3 times to try and film the statue guy. what is my life.
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who else is binge watching dans older vids
me 😬
me rn
no name omg me
Me!
MEEEEE
Would someone like to put "it's in the motherfucking bagging area" on a t-shirt and mass produce it please? I would buy so many
same
same
same lol
OH MY GOD YES
i have it on a batch of about 20 t-shirts bud
IS HE USING PHILS PILLOW COVER TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A WOMEN
I would leave a snide comment here, but...
woman*
And have a nice day!
Don't let the grammar natzis find you~
Yes yes he is
Tara Moore PHANN❤️❤️❤️
*Nazis
Tara Moore yep yes he is
IT'S IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BAGGING AREA
WAY too relatable! 😂
0:32 i will never get over the awkward way Phil bumps into Dan it gives me life.
ikr I was so shocked and I dropped my gum on my laptop. I can't understand why no one is talking about it
I just noticed it. xD
It gives me life
* whispers * precious snowflaaaaaake
When I saw it I thought yep there it is.
That's awesome 😆😂😂😂😂
"we are all filthy sinners" all you sinners stand up sing hallelujah!
+Amazing Lucy Is Not On Fire you are so very welcome?........
HALLELUJAH
Amazing Lucy Is Not On Fire oh haha. I'm very slow if you haven't noticed already lol
+Tehya H HALLELUJAH
YASSSS PANIC! FOR LIFE
I can't stop watching 0:33
Same
They're mating
Samee XDD
ikr
You make me sick 😆
"come with me if you want to live"😂😂
I freaking died.
XD oh my gosh
the irony of that comment
Ariane Ramirez 😂😂😂😂
Ariane Ramirez I DIED WHEN HE SAID THAT
I have that part where phil runs into dan as my wallpaper
If you're on the tube/metro/underground/whatever you call it, don't loudly tell your friend that you're "holding onto this pole harder than a stripper who's ten pounds off being able to pay off their student loans." You will get a lot of weird looks.
Noted
I shouted ''yaassss'' Then remembered about the Come What May fic. Kill me. I'm too emotionally invested in it and it is taking over my life.
ZombiePandaCan'tBeArsed Every time you say "yas" your life expectancy drops by 5-10 years.
Thanks
chickenstrip Well, you have to overcome your addiction if you want to live.
I want "it's in the motherfucking bagging area" on a tee shirt
We all do
YASS
YEEEESS!!!!!
Omg yes!!!!
OMFG i might achually make 1. Thanks
Did dan stuff his chest with Phils pillow case
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE REALIZETHAT
Alice Bellie ME TOO
Alice Bellie OMG I JUST REALIZED
IKR
Alice the magical dancer yeah
Wait a second.
ARE THOSE PHIL'S BEDSHEETS.
yes
Yes... 😆🙃😋
APH Alex hahahahahaha I just realized
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
APH Alex IKR THEY ARE
I was warming up at gymnastics class, my headphones fell out, and at full volume the whole gym heard my iPod go. DAFUQ YOU THINK YUR DOING MATE!! And everyone was so weirded out.
Pastel pink Power puff girls at least it wasn’t the moaning in destroya
Tagbootsies Xox tru
@@grilche6116 omfg that'd be so awkward😂
But it almost happened to me in EN class as my headphones fell off. 😅
ur ipod was speaking to you
😂😂😂
"You are all going to hell"
When you read a Phanfiction
Ediitong the hat fic
WE ARE ALL FILTHY SINNERS
I read a lot of fanfic I am totally cool with going to hell. After all Brendon Urie is going to be there.
ItsCera why did he said your all going to hell?
by ta way i subbed
this video is sassy as fuck but i relate
pacific alien this video isn't Dan is
people walk so slow in the hallways at school...then people stop in the MIDDLE of the hallway and talk...then you can't get around them...like WTF people?
THANK YOU THIS IS THE TRUTH
Yuki Kuran Vysal Cross YYYEEEEEESSSSSS
Finally some one gets me
Yuki Kuran Vysal Cross Flipping Year 7's stop in the middle of the stairs or block the whole staircase landing and I just want to yell "MOVE!"
Yuki Kuran Vysal Cross I love your dp btw :)
I relate to Dan on a spiritual level, omfg.
me too
Mood
At 0:58 isn't that Phils pillow sheet?
omg yes 😂
I was gonna comment that
Twenty Øne Phans yeah, yeah it is😂😂
I try to leave the phandom for 10 mins and I'm already back
It's impossible to leave
it be like dis:
me: *walks through a door*
*realizes its a fandom*
*turns around*
*the doors gone*
"SHIT"
I'm fighting and Fighting it but It is pushing me to the Dan&Phil fandom... help
ive come to realize, there is no out. just let it happen lol!
It’s no use
Everytime I see those fucking statues/robots I have these horrible doctor who flashbacks
don't blink
omfg YES
OMG yes XD
Do u guys not like Doctor Who? And if you do, isnt it so annoying when ppl write it dr who? THAT IS NOT WHAT THE SHOW IS CALLED! ITS DOCTOR MOTHERFUCKING WHO, NOT "DR"
Sam, Dean, Sheldon and Moriarty in a TARDIS no i LOVE Doctor Who but it's just relatable! XD AND I ALSO HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IT LIKE "DR" AND NOT "DOCTOR" I HATE IT AHHHH
I'm the person that has to dig for my purse because I'm not an organized human being.
Im " that person at the front too " .... Its ssooo awkward ; I get what you mean but your in a ' mild ' case compared to me ; my LIFE is awkward
I have to try to find a pair of socks in the horrible mess that is called my roooooooom..... It takes about 20 minutes.
I was once having a REALLY bad day so I went to the bank and got fifty dollars in pennies and pissed off everyone in target. I am satan.
Me too 😂
+Phanic! At the black parade with twenty øne pilots your username is my fave
Omg I screamed 'HAIL SATAN' to the same pope guy 😂
you are someone to be admired
thank you c':
Thank you
Jane Scheiber hes so mean to everyone c':
Rebecca Vallis Religious people in general are pretty mean when you think about it
😂😂 im from Manchester and I DEFINITELY took Lollies from the bed sheet guy as a kid - I never got why my older sister found him so creepy
ASs
xD Right?
YES *****
omg
Don't cry
CRAFT!
NO
It's so cool that these older videos can still get a genuine laugh out of me even though I watched them all years ago.
pls im here in 2023
@@meredithmelody-5602lol same it's been so long it's like watching new content all over again 😭
Raise your hand is you would be ok with a 20 minute Dan vid 🙋🏼
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Hell yas
CAN WE JUST TAKE A FUCKING MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THIS STAGE OF DAN?? HIS MOTHER FUCKING DIMPLES ARE SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN OML!!!!
i once saved a man much older than me from a charity guy by pretending he was my dad and he played along
God bless you.
You are a legend!
U will forever be a legendary hero to all of us. God bless u
You can now begin saving the world
A charity guy???
Da fuq you think ya doin m8
Kimora Bryant I laughed too hard
Kimora Bryant omg I have too many kids at my school like that ITS NOT COOL 😂
..blap
You mean : tha fook ya think ya doin m8. U wrong in the ead m8
Kimora Bryant I read this exactly as he said it ......
Am I the only one who likes it when Dan swears?
You are not alone XD
Nope
I don't know why it's so funny, it's just so amazing
you will never be alone
7 days left
Petition to make Dan grow his hair like this again
Yeah I want some of that action
Amya Ride *signs*
SIGNED
Where the bloody hell do i sign
Amya Ride yes pls
when your in a shop then there's a child screaming and crying and the parents don't try to make it be quiet. it's annoying and gives you headaches.
When you park your car and the car park is practically empty and a random person parks right next to you leaving absolutely no space to get out at all. It's like they're trying to mate the cars together or something...
I can't stand that! like hello there's plenty room elsewhere!
"What do you want from me?!?!" "BREED CARS, BREED!" "NO TIMMY IS ONLY A BABY" "CARS DONT HAVE AGES" "OR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS"
+Lauren Croidge I KNOOOWWW LIKE WTF
+Ella “Frost” S WTF
My mom always does this and it annoyed me so mucn
THE JESUS GUY OHMYGOD (no pun intended ayy)
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my sister has encountered him, she just turned around to avoid him and he then just said "never turn your back on God" he then proceeded to talk to her for about half an hour about God and Jesus
he even gave her his card if she ever wanted to talk about God xDDDD
He's still there?
She didn't take a lollipop, did she?
idek
+PolaBaer AJ OH MY GOD
+PolaBaer AJ he's in manchester
she was in Dublin xP
I would like to let Dan know that after all these years, Manchester's very own statue-predator is still alive and well.
NO WAY BEDSHEET GUY
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS JUST FOR THAT ONE CLIP OF IT AND I FINALLY FOUND IT I'M SO
+VikkitheTwat This video is now my religion okay bye
+VikkitheTwat saME
+VikkitheTwat Which clip?
the one of phil bumping into dan lmao
Dan makes me laugh more then any other youtuber
and simultaneously cry because he is too attractive for my eyes to bear
xxameliaaa Yes omg
I HATE slow walking people. The one that take up the whole side walk and when you build up enough courage to say "excuse me" they either A. Look at you like you're in the wrong or B. Take seven million hours to get out of the way.
Anaerectic Chemicals haha i'm gonna try that.
I get What you mean with slow walking people, but some people like my mum have an illness and can't walk fast
Or they fully ignore you and you nearly get hit by a truck to get around -.-
I say excuse me immediately and if they don't move then fuck you I'm pushing my way through.
Exactly what I was going to say. No, I'm serious.
Video responses, so much nostalgia!
Am I the only one who keeps replaying 0:33 over and over and over and.......
Emily Hu Im here with you
Emily Hu Pheew.. im not the only one
*high five
Emily Hu Great! Now I can't stop doing it! Look what you've made me do!!!
Me
0:33 0:33 0:33 0:33 0:33 0:33!!! time it just right children!
I was looking for this comment I thought i was weird for pausing and staring at it for like a minute.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes
PHANDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM COME TO THIS COMMENTTTTT
Is it just the way they're awkwardly pressed to each other?
ITS IN THE MOTHER FUCKING BAGGING AREA
😂
lol
+Scarlett “EnderCat” Lane freaking hilarious, oh my daise
My mom walked in at this part. She's concerned about my Dan and Phil watching habits.
me @ kroger
Pauses at 0:33
ah my life I'm complete
theroomwhereithappened why mate why
put the captions on for it lmao
+danisnotonfire I went to one of the statue ppl near where I live and I was 7-8 and he gave me a lollipop, which I gladly took and ate, my mum said thanks to the guy and we walked away. I finished the lolly and I was VIOLENTLY sick for 2 weeks afterwards which consisted of 2 trips to A&E, 3 bottles of Calpol and two week living off of tomato soup and the green type of pot noodles.... Yeah, never take candy from the statue guy!
OH GOD.
yup... im fine now tho, and ive never seen th guy since otherwise i would shank out his eyes with my iPhone! Ariael Not The Mermaid
Ellie Scargill lol
Ariael Not The Mermaid Pulling an all-nighter to finish some science homework, and ive found my way on youtube instead, for gods sake!
Ellie Scargill This is *probably* why parents say 'never take candy from strangers!' xD
I'm so torn because like I want to frickle frackle with this man, but I also want him to frickle frackle with Philip Lester.
YESYESYESYESYES
YASYASYASYASYASYAS
yassssssssssssss!
okay i totally have this same issue, except with Phil not Dan haha.
Technically, if you believe past Phil and don't believe present Phil, they _have_ frickle frackled.
(Yep, I'm referencing the video we don't talk about.)
1:20-1:32 is my favorite part!!!!
Lol me too 😁
+dragongirl37582 Annabeth
👌🏼
Sumer Saldana Same!!!
I think it's so funny that past Dan doesn't know that anybody would be seeing his tatinof ad before this video😅😀😂
Heyhey Coolcool or the interactive introverts now
Once I was cycling down the road and some weirdo stopped me for some donation to the church and I stopped, just stared him in the eye in a way that said: 'Do I look like I care?' and cycled away...
There aren't enough people like you 😂
Amazing
Good job!!!!!
XD Happened to me, too! This comment has 22 likes! XP
*hifives* You're a BOSS!
I saw a church sigh that said (remember Satan was the first to demand equal rights)
As people walked out I screamed.
"Ya go Satan. The good guy" everyong looked at me and I yelled
All hail Satan
And ran away
Claps slowly
You have my respect.
ThatGirlOnline he didn't want equal rights, he wanted to overthrow God and become the ruler and stuff.
You r a legend
Well
so umm that scene where Phil bumps into Dan.. I paused it.
I died. I though -o my god! My shipp isss reaallll
Kawaii at 0:33
Chloeplier why...? Thy live together and are both UA-camrs and are helping each other with a video, they didn't make out...?
I'm not big on shipping them i just thought it was cute and funny
chloedoesnotknow Put on captions CD
*cackles in 2020*
HUEHUEHUEHUEHHUEHUEHIEHUEH
Is it just me, or does Dan look like he just cried a lot before this video?
2 years later but yeah
Every time I go past one of those big issue people, when they say "Big issue?" My mum says "Bless You"
There was a big issue woman sitting on the street and my dad told her to shut up and now she doesnt sit there anymore
Thanks for the advice Dan, I attempted to 'rescue' a person that was being talked to by one of those Charity people and ended up having a talk with the police about harassment. Thanks a bunch :)
Didnt you read between the lines? It says : 'results may vary'
I think I missed that part...
there is a worker at hot topic and she is really cool and funny and i talk to her every time i got to the mall and one day she told me she was a lesbian and she asked me out and as soon as she did some guy screamed NNNNOOO and fell to his knees and started crying everyone stopped what they were doing for like 10 minutes and just stared at him
Oh my god, that's priceless!
The people who stop
My parents and grandma will do that ALL THE DAMN TIME and it annoys the hell out of me! If they do it more than twice in a single trip Or several times in the same instant I will literally tell them "Oh my god can you stop being a freshman!" (No offense to freshmen but this annoyed the hell out of me when I was a freshman, he'll seniors still do this!)
So relatable, my family does it all the time. They also walk really slow... Ugh why
This was the first Dan video I ever watched. 4 years ago. Wow
"IT'S IN THE MOTHERF*CKING BAGGING AREA!"
Watching this a teenager I just found this funny, but now that I'm an actual adult this is all WAY TOO DAMN RELATEABLE!!!
sob
Dan: You're all gonna dieMe: *super triggered and yelling* MAMA WE ALL GONNA DIE MAMA WE ALL GONNA DIE STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS I HATE TO SEE YOU CRY
Chloeisasmolbean OKAY I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
SAME
Chloeisasmolbean dude thank you, I'm not alone
I actually saved someone when I pulled them away, they said, what the fuck arr you doing? I was trying to donate!.... UH OH
"ITS IN THE ********* BAGGING AREA"
*nicely* "Is everything okay there sir?"
"YES"
*realising that she should be in hell by now* "there is no reason to be like that"
That made me laugh way more than it should
This is the first video of Dan I've ever watched. Aw so nostalgic. I remember clicking subscribe right after "Slow walking people, DIE."
Dan I'm not even joking we actually share the same level of awkwardness it's unbelieveable lol
"slow walking people die!" then i notice the joker shirt...
1:20-1:31
literally my whole experience with self-checkouts
ITS IN THE MOTHERF***ING BAGGING AREA!!
don't forget the **FLAILING ARMS**
I literally want a tshirt that says it's in the mother fucking bagging area it's basically my life goal
I just love how he has his guitar hero guitar in the corner of the room like its an actual instrument
“Please place your item in the bagging area”
“ILL STICK MY FOOT IN YOUR BAGGING AREA”
" you are all going to hell' me "MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL" My life
Ryan Ashby mcr forever
I was looking through the comments to find this
Ryan Ashby yaaaas
+Ryan Ashby OMG YES
me
I don't know if this counrs, but whenever someone selling something knocks on our door, my mum opens the door, says "No thanks!" and slams the door in their face.
rasberryisnotonfire Lol thats what i did when some random sales person rang the phone, but another time, my sister was just like GO AWAY!
rasberryisnotonfire We had a person come sell stuff to our door, but it was just my three brothers and I, and when my eldest brother saw it was someone selling things, he shouted to us, "HIDE UNDER THE COUCH! MAYBE IF HE CAN'T SEE US, HE'LL GO AWAY!" We spent literally 15 minutes hiding behind a couch in the living room.
***** Lol, great idea
Your mum is amazing
rasberryisnotonfire I want a mum like that
how is dan's skin so perfectly flawless in this video D:
0:33 WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT STOP LAUGHING
that statue guy is still there and still terrifies me
No kidding he reminds me of the Kkk.... Im terrified of them as well
I was visiting my aunt and I saw him and eternally screamed.
When I'm with my friends in town and pass a group of people, I will make sure my conversation sounds SO messed up e.g. "And then the blood went everywhere so I pulled the axe out of the hippy"( Ive never actually done that, it's a joke btw) and then everyone who was listening will be just a little concerned..... Try it, it's sooo fun :)
That's incredible. I will try this.
I do that XD
When I'm in the elevator with somebody alone and they try and make awkward conversation I always look really surprised and whisper "You can see me, too?" and then walk away.
BookWorm101 You are my hero. I totally have to try that
JustAnotherFangirl You've probably already seen or heard of this, but I'm gonna go ahead and say it anyway:You should try running into a store and loudly asking someone what year it is, then when they answer, run out screaming IT WORKED!
Watching this in 2015...and the one thing I've noticed in a lot of Dan's videos...he doesn't actually look bad with boobs. xD
It's bc he's just a fruity tall lesbian.
I am too he looks like a guy and girl just like me peplz
XD same
Omg same 😂
I'm watching in 2016. 😱
0:32 of all the things that is how that was demonstrated,you chose that Dan! 😂
Ibet they fell on the floor
I went into Downtown and this guy followed me around and quacked in my ear FOR 7 BLOCKS. Im serious, this guy had problems
I'M CRYING. 😅😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
Oh god are you serious?
Oh god are you serious?
+Ceilidh Bug yes it was hel
omfg
my solution is that I, easily never go out side
Nice to see I'm not the only one who has discovered the best way to avoid these things.
Exactly, I stay inside on youtube or netflix
You hear that kids? Socialising with human beings is bad!
DarkHatsune Miku Who needs humans when you have television, computers, music, etc. . .
I stay at home and I go on youtube and then I go to bed :D because human interactions are not necessary
There's a Jesus Guy in a mall nearby who always walks up to little kids and starts talking about how tall jesus was.
My mum is that first person 😂😂
same!
my dad is that person
Samw dan would hate her
That statue guy was in my town a while ago and he gave me a lollipop... I'm scared now.
Be Afraid >:) be Very Afraid my young one
Plz tell me you didn't actually eat it right?
Jack Sanford I ate it...
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats it my childs ur all infected >:)
I was in town a few days ago and a small child ran into me and then the mom got mad at me told me to watch where I’M going...smh
What the heck is wrong with her? Didn't she realize you were simply walking until the child was like "LMAO GOTTA GO FASSTTT- o shit i can't stop myself- owch"? People these days I swear...
FuttyAndMuffins mhm my thoughts exactly
Nice profile picture
A while ago I bought something from a Disney store, and a small child saw the bag had Mickey Mouse on it and tried to grab it out of my hands. That was a fun time!
Why you should all hate children. Idiotic, idiotic children.
Okay, so at this shop (Coles), I was told to duck in and get some dark chocolate.
So I went to the isle, and there were these ladies, do nothing wrong, but they were blocking the chocolate, deciding on which one to get. I was too awkward to say 'sorry, can I just squeeze in?' Or something like that. And this man with his daughter politely asked to just grab his chocolate for his daughter, he took the chocolate and left. So I did what I needed to do, grab the chocolate.
I took one step closer, sneaking my way in the middle of them.
I was as silent as a ninja, ready to grab the chocolate.
When suddenly, I tripped into the ladies, grabbed the wrong chocolate and semi yelled out 'Sorry, I am so sorry! Sorry sorry sorry sorry' and ran away from them, mumbling sorry over and over. They were nice enough to ask if I was alright.
Oh my god -.- nice job
katelyn Peschel It's just the pure awkwardness of asking them to move.
Today when I walked he dog, these people were buying this house near the park I was heading to, and I didn't have the leash on him (The dog) So he sniffed everyone of them. Then when I managed to get him away, they sorta followed me.
Wow that's awkward -.-
katelyn Peschel A swear I'm getting most of my awkwardness off Dan
Same here. It's contagious
3:30 Some amazing photoshop skills right there. 😂 Nailed it dan!
The bagging area thing is totally me whenever I go to morrisons
He has phils pillow down his shirt ( prepare for fangirl attack)
There's this pasty creeper fellow who walks around, stops people and bends down to eye level JUST to talk to their kids.
And it'd be okay, but he asks weird questions. "How is your mommy doing?
Are you staying thin?"
WTH.
KAAAAAAANKRI~!! *Glomp*
AudogGaming ~Wriggles away~ This type of close contact and possible infatuation might be triggering to some. I do hope you consider this in the near future. (6lah 6lah 6lah)
NOPE~ *Glomp again*
When your a child and your parents meet someone they know. For me personally this can last for a few minutes to a few hours.
exactly
then you stand there awkwardly for ages
Wow. I actually forgot angry birds existed 😯
+alicepop xoxo craft
I did too until like yesterday when I found out they're getting a movie... ?
when one of those creppy lolly givers gave me a lolly, i ate it and about 10 secs after i felt burning...................................
Okay I'm scared...
i hate screaming kids
this is so relatable omg i get so mad at those things
are those phils bed sheets
Yes
Yes
I ACTUALLY SAID THAT IN MY FUCKING HEAD... SAME DUD SAME...
Yes
Yeah I think its his pillow case lol.
Dan pulls off a women look so easily it's actually scary
:'D
"Hey, Phil? Can you please bump into me for a video I'm making?"
"Sorry?"
XD
Usually when I'm in public, well most likely in the park climbing trees, a young child wants to climb the tree as well but their parents say no.
"Why can't I climb the tree like that boy mummy?"
"It's a girl Timmy(random name for the child)"
"No, it's a boy."
"Look at her face. She's a girl, now let's go." It's soo awkward as people, or rather strangers, guess your gender but they don't mean for you to hear. If you don't want me to hear, then why the hell do you say it loud enough for me to hear?!
GirlsPlay ikr!
GirlsPlay honestly that would happen to me i get called "sir" and "buddy" and im like "im a girl" 👌😆
TheyPlay someone once asked if I was a boy or girl because of my pixie cut and rbf. I just say I'm a girl in a monotone voice. So that happens to me two.
yeah these two druggies in burger king were like guessing my gender right next to me
I once got told to get a haircut 'coz "a respectable young man shouldn't have hair this long." I'm biologically female 😐
One time, me, my dad and my cousin had gone to Buckingham palace and the park near it, on a day out. After about half an hour of wandering around the park, my dad suggested that we find the Dianna memorial fountain. So, we found a map and looked for the memorial (after another half hour of walking). I pointed at the map and then in the direction I thought we had to go in, but my dad decided that his sense of direction was better then the map and led me and my cousin the other way....and we ended up walking to marble arch. And since it was actually sunny, I was wearing sandals. The next day, my mum took me and my cousin back, to find the memorial. We went in the direction I had told my dad to go in, and we found it In 5 minutes.
PixelHearts hi! Thanks for the reply! :-)
+PixelHearts hahaha! :-)
+PixelHearts hahaha! OK, I see your point. :-)
DAD BURN
Never use your dad as a compass.
* see's his shirt * onision would be proud
Oh my god. I thought I was the only one who noticed!! Onision is my fav you tuber and dan and phil tie at second
Yes i was like nice shirt and i thought of onision
Yes both of my fav you tubers !
+nostringsattatched onision is a psychopath
+Cease Beast No he isnt. Maybe a sociopath but I doubt it. He's not that bad
THE JESUS GUY WTF
HE WAS WALKING THE WRONG WAY THROUGH THE CROWD SHOUTING 'HAAAALELUJAH HALLELUJAH" AND THE LIVING STATUE OMFG HE WAS LITERALLY LIKE A BEDSHEET OMFG
Wait you've been to Manchester?
+Ella Ingram no that was when I visited a friend in Gloucester 😂😜
Oh...I guess there aren't just weird people like them in Manchester then XD
I kind of want to go to Manchester and see if the statue guy and the Jesus guy are still there, and that shop dan and phil used to like, the one that made weird milkshakes (I think it was milkshakes?) :P
OMG yass!!
I can relate to the self service checkout thing too it always says 'please place item in the bagging area' and then it says 'unexpected item in the bagging area. please remove item' and the cackle continues until a worker comes over and scams their card thingy