What not to do In Town

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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
  • The things NO ONE SHOULD EVER DO in town/at the mall/your local watering hole, some awkward things Dan does, and some people that genuinely scare him. Enjoy :D
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    As usual if you have any funny stories/things to say then please tell me in the comments! I think we all know by now how hilarious you guys' comments on my video are xD
    this video took so long to make as i actually went into town 3 times to try and film the statue guy. what is my life.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @georgie8755
    @georgie8755 8 років тому +4936

    who else is binge watching dans older vids

  • @thatweirdkidfromyoutube3124
    @thatweirdkidfromyoutube3124 8 років тому +1762

    Would someone like to put "it's in the motherfucking bagging area" on a t-shirt and mass produce it please? I would buy so many

  • @taramoore7261
    @taramoore7261 8 років тому +1761

    IS HE USING PHILS PILLOW COVER TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A WOMEN

  • @mistygibson4152
    @mistygibson4152 8 років тому +260

    IT'S IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BAGGING AREA

    • @bacian563
      @bacian563 5 років тому +3

      WAY too relatable! 😂

  • @kittehkat2551
    @kittehkat2551 9 років тому +327

    0:32 i will never get over the awkward way Phil bumps into Dan it gives me life.

    •  9 років тому +10

      ikr I was so shocked and I dropped my gum on my laptop. I can't understand why no one is talking about it

    • @blakeadrian7194
      @blakeadrian7194 9 років тому +1

      I just noticed it. xD

    • @daisymac8278
      @daisymac8278 9 років тому +10

      It gives me life
      * whispers * precious snowflaaaaaake

    • @handsnanitizer
      @handsnanitizer 9 років тому

      When I saw it I thought yep there it is.

    • @acidwire2511
      @acidwire2511 9 років тому

      That's awesome 😆😂😂😂😂

  • @tehya2202
    @tehya2202 8 років тому +2464

    "we are all filthy sinners" all you sinners stand up sing hallelujah!

    • @tehya2202
      @tehya2202 8 років тому +5

      +Amazing Lucy Is Not On Fire you are so very welcome?........

    • @fradulentghost
      @fradulentghost 8 років тому +9

      HALLELUJAH

    • @tehya2202
      @tehya2202 8 років тому

      Amazing Lucy Is Not On Fire oh haha. I'm very slow if you haven't noticed already lol

    • @mirameffie3879
      @mirameffie3879 8 років тому +1

      +Tehya H HALLELUJAH

    • @chanbobann8256
      @chanbobann8256 8 років тому +11

      YASSSS PANIC! FOR LIFE

  • @maggielantz1385
    @maggielantz1385 8 років тому +842

    I can't stop watching 0:33

  • @riku5867
    @riku5867 8 років тому +674

    "come with me if you want to live"😂😂

  • @nico-we7bp
    @nico-we7bp 8 років тому +178

    I have that part where phil runs into dan as my wallpaper

  • @queenofsalt7515
    @queenofsalt7515 8 років тому +942

    If you're on the tube/metro/underground/whatever you call it, don't loudly tell your friend that you're "holding onto this pole harder than a stripper who's ten pounds off being able to pay off their student loans." You will get a lot of weird looks.

    • @pinkfluffyunicorn9979
      @pinkfluffyunicorn9979 8 років тому +38

      Noted

    • @GothB_tch
      @GothB_tch 8 років тому +18

      I shouted ''yaassss'' Then remembered about the Come What May fic. Kill me. I'm too emotionally invested in it and it is taking over my life.

    • @firstnamesurname7640
      @firstnamesurname7640 8 років тому +31

      ZombiePandaCan'tBeArsed Every time you say "yas" your life expectancy drops by 5-10 years.

    • @iaragalindo8010
      @iaragalindo8010 8 років тому +5

      Thanks

    • @firstnamesurname7640
      @firstnamesurname7640 7 років тому +9

      chickenstrip Well, you have to overcome your addiction if you want to live.

  • @crazyk8lady562
    @crazyk8lady562 9 років тому +803

    I want "it's in the motherfucking bagging area" on a tee shirt

  • @aliceisirked
    @aliceisirked 7 років тому +480

    Did dan stuff his chest with Phils pillow case

  • @lazylittledragon
    @lazylittledragon 8 років тому +1686

    Wait a second.
    ARE THOSE PHIL'S BEDSHEETS.

  • @pastelpinkpowerpuffgirls6308
    @pastelpinkpowerpuffgirls6308 7 років тому +431

    I was warming up at gymnastics class, my headphones fell out, and at full volume the whole gym heard my iPod go. DAFUQ YOU THINK YUR DOING MATE!! And everyone was so weirded out.

    • @grilche6116
      @grilche6116 6 років тому +38

      Pastel pink Power puff girls at least it wasn’t the moaning in destroya

    • @kellybusuttil7715
      @kellybusuttil7715 6 років тому +1

      Tagbootsies Xox tru

    • @dunnow-bg5oy
      @dunnow-bg5oy 6 років тому +8

      @@grilche6116 omfg that'd be so awkward😂
      But it almost happened to me in EN class as my headphones fell off. 😅

    • @tomorrowsmoney7630
      @tomorrowsmoney7630 5 років тому +8

      ur ipod was speaking to you

    • @elanorallmann
      @elanorallmann 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @itscera6936
    @itscera6936 7 років тому +2559

    "You are all going to hell"
    When you read a Phanfiction

    • @lennavanderwal2413
      @lennavanderwal2413 7 років тому +16

      Ediitong the hat fic

    • @sholaghh8979
      @sholaghh8979 7 років тому +18

      WE ARE ALL FILTHY SINNERS

    • @pansyxo6775
      @pansyxo6775 7 років тому +46

      I read a lot of fanfic I am totally cool with going to hell. After all Brendon Urie is going to be there.

    • @galaxytaomoat7267
      @galaxytaomoat7267 7 років тому +1

      ItsCera why did he said your all going to hell?

    • @katrinemotion9594
      @katrinemotion9594 7 років тому +1

      by ta way i subbed

  • @pacificalien4715
    @pacificalien4715 8 років тому +133

    this video is sassy as fuck but i relate

  • @destiny543
    @destiny543 9 років тому +471

    people walk so slow in the hallways at school...then people stop in the MIDDLE of the hallway and talk...then you can't get around them...like WTF people?

    • @katrinas895
      @katrinas895 9 років тому +6

      THANK YOU THIS IS THE TRUTH

    • @carolinecalvert1549
      @carolinecalvert1549 9 років тому +2

      Yuki Kuran Vysal Cross YYYEEEEEESSSSSS

    • @temmata5550
      @temmata5550 9 років тому +4

      Finally some one gets me

    • @hayoungk467
      @hayoungk467 9 років тому +2

      Yuki Kuran Vysal Cross Flipping Year 7's stop in the middle of the stairs or block the whole staircase landing and I just want to yell "MOVE!"

    • @hayoungk467
      @hayoungk467 9 років тому +1

      Yuki Kuran Vysal Cross I love your dp btw :)

  • @TiffanyRae
    @TiffanyRae 8 років тому +133

    I relate to Dan on a spiritual level, omfg.

  • @superstinkycowgirl
    @superstinkycowgirl 8 років тому +354

    At 0:58 isn't that Phils pillow sheet?

  • @itsjustkarmyntheshow8817
    @itsjustkarmyntheshow8817 8 років тому +373

    I try to leave the phandom for 10 mins and I'm already back

    • @daniquenederveen1756
      @daniquenederveen1756 8 років тому +20

      It's impossible to leave

    • @mazikeenwz1935
      @mazikeenwz1935 7 років тому +32

      it be like dis:
      me: *walks through a door*
      *realizes its a fandom*
      *turns around*
      *the doors gone*
      "SHIT"

    • @arqueeevist
      @arqueeevist 7 років тому +4

      I'm fighting and Fighting it but It is pushing me to the Dan&Phil fandom... help

    • @kashalakasha2092
      @kashalakasha2092 7 років тому +8

      ive come to realize, there is no out. just let it happen lol!

    • @zozocchini1157
      @zozocchini1157 6 років тому +4

      It’s no use

  • @ms.marvelous8156
    @ms.marvelous8156 8 років тому +192

    Everytime I see those fucking statues/robots I have these horrible doctor who flashbacks

    • @TheSignalTower
      @TheSignalTower 8 років тому +9

      don't blink

    • @rebecca-yr8cm
      @rebecca-yr8cm 8 років тому +1

      omfg YES

    • @kneecap_inhaler
      @kneecap_inhaler 8 років тому +2

      OMG yes XD

    • @cakie1341
      @cakie1341 8 років тому +4

      Do u guys not like Doctor Who? And if you do, isnt it so annoying when ppl write it dr who? THAT IS NOT WHAT THE SHOW IS CALLED! ITS DOCTOR MOTHERFUCKING WHO, NOT "DR"

    • @kneecap_inhaler
      @kneecap_inhaler 8 років тому +3

      Sam, Dean, Sheldon and Moriarty in a TARDIS no i LOVE Doctor Who but it's just relatable! XD AND I ALSO HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IT LIKE "DR" AND NOT "DOCTOR" I HATE IT AHHHH

  • @girxtina.9825
    @girxtina.9825 8 років тому +773

    I'm the person that has to dig for my purse because I'm not an organized human being.

    • @astral-xd5zi
      @astral-xd5zi 8 років тому +12

      Im " that person at the front too " .... Its ssooo awkward ; I get what you mean but your in a ' mild ' case compared to me ; my LIFE is awkward

    • @Aggrofire
      @Aggrofire 8 років тому +5

      I have to try to find a pair of socks in the horrible mess that is called my roooooooom..... It takes about 20 minutes.

    • @AnnaStClair-gn2ch
      @AnnaStClair-gn2ch 8 років тому +8

      I was once having a REALLY bad day so I went to the bank and got fifty dollars in pennies and pissed off everyone in target. I am satan.

    • @dyingontheinsideandout5429
      @dyingontheinsideandout5429 8 років тому +1

      Me too 😂

    • @mollymakesthings1458
      @mollymakesthings1458 8 років тому +1

      +Phanic! At the black parade with twenty øne pilots your username is my fave

  • @florencevallis9811
    @florencevallis9811 9 років тому +362

    Omg I screamed 'HAIL SATAN' to the same pope guy 😂

  • @robyncallow1156
    @robyncallow1156 8 років тому +61

    😂😂 im from Manchester and I DEFINITELY took Lollies from the bed sheet guy as a kid - I never got why my older sister found him so creepy

  • @PhanGirling
    @PhanGirling 9 років тому +1133

    ASs

  • @brittenyo7714
    @brittenyo7714 5 років тому +25

    It's so cool that these older videos can still get a genuine laugh out of me even though I watched them all years ago.

    • @meredithmelody-5602
      @meredithmelody-5602 Рік тому

      pls im here in 2023

    • @sh4rkss
      @sh4rkss Рік тому

      @@meredithmelody-5602lol same it's been so long it's like watching new content all over again 😭

  • @rigatoni4604
    @rigatoni4604 9 років тому +300

    Raise your hand is you would be ok with a 20 minute Dan vid 🙋🏼

    • @chloewilliams5907
      @chloewilliams5907 9 років тому +2

      Yes yes 20 minute long vid yes dan do it🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋

    • @missycat817
      @missycat817 9 років тому +1

      Toni McDaniel 🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋

    • @ellette3809
      @ellette3809 9 років тому +1

      🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋

    • @emmasmidlyentertaininglife3225
      @emmasmidlyentertaininglife3225 9 років тому +2

      🙋🙋🙋🙋

    • @ShelbySeng
      @ShelbySeng 9 років тому

      Hell yas

  • @YouRemindMeOfTheBabe153
    @YouRemindMeOfTheBabe153 8 років тому +44

    CAN WE JUST TAKE A FUCKING MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THIS STAGE OF DAN?? HIS MOTHER FUCKING DIMPLES ARE SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN OML!!!!

  • @ninja_tripps1370
    @ninja_tripps1370 10 років тому +246

    i once saved a man much older than me from a charity guy by pretending he was my dad and he played along

  • @Shaychanelll
    @Shaychanelll 8 років тому +585

    Da fuq you think ya doin m8

    • @catherineduncan9089
      @catherineduncan9089 7 років тому +4

      Kimora Bryant I laughed too hard

    • @ellenohoward8004
      @ellenohoward8004 7 років тому +9

      Kimora Bryant omg I have too many kids at my school like that ITS NOT COOL 😂

    • @endelvelt7650
      @endelvelt7650 7 років тому +11

      ..blap

    • @lo9804
      @lo9804 6 років тому

      You mean : tha fook ya think ya doin m8. U wrong in the ead m8

    • @liddonburns8195
      @liddonburns8195 5 років тому +1

      Kimora Bryant I read this exactly as he said it ......

  • @julianneisabel5642
    @julianneisabel5642 10 років тому +214

    Am I the only one who likes it when Dan swears?

  • @coolaly19
    @coolaly19 8 років тому +250

    Petition to make Dan grow his hair like this again

  • @babybunnylover01
    @babybunnylover01 10 років тому +58

    when your in a shop then there's a child screaming and crying and the parents don't try to make it be quiet. it's annoying and gives you headaches.

  • @oddfuture5990
    @oddfuture5990 9 років тому +120

    When you park your car and the car park is practically empty and a random person parks right next to you leaving absolutely no space to get out at all. It's like they're trying to mate the cars together or something...

    • @fifi6958
      @fifi6958 9 років тому +3

      I can't stand that! like hello there's plenty room elsewhere!

    • @peepeebutt2827
      @peepeebutt2827 9 років тому +11

      "What do you want from me?!?!" "BREED CARS, BREED!" "NO TIMMY IS ONLY A BABY" "CARS DONT HAVE AGES" "OR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS"

    • @wahwah4404
      @wahwah4404 9 років тому

      +Lauren Croidge I KNOOOWWW LIKE WTF

    • @chloepotter1524
      @chloepotter1524 9 років тому

      +Ella “Frost” S WTF

    • @justkitten4071
      @justkitten4071 9 років тому

      My mom always does this and it annoyed me so mucn

  • @sarahdaly10
    @sarahdaly10 8 років тому +263

    THE JESUS GUY OHMYGOD (no pun intended ayy)
    -
    -
    my sister has encountered him, she just turned around to avoid him and he then just said "never turn your back on God" he then proceeded to talk to her for about half an hour about God and Jesus
    he even gave her his card if she ever wanted to talk about God xDDDD

    • @j_0anna
      @j_0anna 8 років тому

      He's still there?
      She didn't take a lollipop, did she?

    • @sarahdaly10
      @sarahdaly10 8 років тому

      idek

    • @j_0anna
      @j_0anna 8 років тому

      +PolaBaer AJ OH MY GOD

    • @lukespenguin8207
      @lukespenguin8207 8 років тому

      +PolaBaer AJ he's in manchester

    • @sarahdaly10
      @sarahdaly10 8 років тому

      she was in Dublin xP

  • @zuziak2595
    @zuziak2595 11 місяців тому +23

    I would like to let Dan know that after all these years, Manchester's very own statue-predator is still alive and well.

  • @victoriarodrigues8250
    @victoriarodrigues8250 8 років тому +50

    I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS JUST FOR THAT ONE CLIP OF IT AND I FINALLY FOUND IT I'M SO

  • @rblxhjo337videos4
    @rblxhjo337videos4 10 років тому +59

    Dan makes me laugh more then any other youtuber

    • @Rerlio
      @Rerlio 10 років тому +34

      and simultaneously cry because he is too attractive for my eyes to bear

    • @wheresmybroomstick007
      @wheresmybroomstick007 10 років тому +3

      xxameliaaa Yes omg

  • @cookiegaming44
    @cookiegaming44 9 років тому +120

    I HATE slow walking people. The one that take up the whole side walk and when you build up enough courage to say "excuse me" they either A. Look at you like you're in the wrong or B. Take seven million hours to get out of the way.

    • @cookiegaming44
      @cookiegaming44 9 років тому

      Anaerectic Chemicals haha i'm gonna try that.

    • @rebeccabarnes-wallis5612
      @rebeccabarnes-wallis5612 9 років тому +3

      I get What you mean with slow walking people, but some people like my mum have an illness and can't walk fast

    • @emma8187
      @emma8187 9 років тому

      Or they fully ignore you and you nearly get hit by a truck to get around -.-

    • @aregnav
      @aregnav 9 років тому +5

      I say excuse me immediately and if they don't move then fuck you I'm pushing my way through.

    • @KernelPanic0
      @KernelPanic0 9 років тому

      Exactly what I was going to say. No, I'm serious.

  • @kuroinekoworld
    @kuroinekoworld 4 роки тому +8

    Video responses, so much nostalgia!

  • @emilybhu
    @emilybhu 9 років тому +179

    Am I the only one who keeps replaying 0:33 over and over and over and.......

  • @avaauletti6127
    @avaauletti6127 8 років тому +329

    0:33 0:33 0:33 0:33 0:33 0:33!!! time it just right children!

    • @belanaumiker7251
      @belanaumiker7251 8 років тому +26

      I was looking for this comment I thought i was weird for pausing and staring at it for like a minute.

    • @theeighthmemberofbts9338
      @theeighthmemberofbts9338 8 років тому +5

      Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

    • @stylojp1385
      @stylojp1385 8 років тому +3

      yes

    • @jellish
      @jellish 8 років тому +7

      PHANDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM COME TO THIS COMMENTTTTT

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 8 років тому +14

      Is it just the way they're awkwardly pressed to each other?

  • @scarlettlane4019
    @scarlettlane4019 9 років тому +421

    ITS IN THE MOTHER FUCKING BAGGING AREA

    • @amiama3729
      @amiama3729 9 років тому +3

      😂

    • @Butter12321
      @Butter12321 9 років тому

      lol

    • @FerrisBueller468
      @FerrisBueller468 8 років тому

      +Scarlett “EnderCat” Lane freaking hilarious, oh my daise

    • @spaceacekaitlin333
      @spaceacekaitlin333 8 років тому +6

      My mom walked in at this part. She's concerned about my Dan and Phil watching habits.

    • @jackh4484
      @jackh4484 8 років тому

      me @ kroger

  • @hucklebrrys
    @hucklebrrys 7 років тому +63

    Pauses at 0:33
    ah my life I'm complete

    • @abbieross7067
      @abbieross7067 6 років тому

      theroomwhereithappened why mate why

    • @Aanyarose2875
      @Aanyarose2875 6 років тому +4

      put the captions on for it lmao

  • @elliescargill2353
    @elliescargill2353 9 років тому +216

    +danisnotonfire I went to one of the statue ppl near where I live and I was 7-8 and he gave me a lollipop, which I gladly took and ate, my mum said thanks to the guy and we walked away. I finished the lolly and I was VIOLENTLY sick for 2 weeks afterwards which consisted of 2 trips to A&E, 3 bottles of Calpol and two week living off of tomato soup and the green type of pot noodles.... Yeah, never take candy from the statue guy!

    • @exosluckyone
      @exosluckyone 9 років тому +6

      OH GOD.

    • @elliescargill2353
      @elliescargill2353 9 років тому +3

      yup... im fine now tho, and ive never seen th guy since otherwise i would shank out his eyes with my iPhone! Ariael Not The Mermaid

    • @exosluckyone
      @exosluckyone 9 років тому

      Ellie Scargill lol

    • @elliescargill2353
      @elliescargill2353 9 років тому

      Ariael Not The Mermaid Pulling an all-nighter to finish some science homework, and ive found my way on youtube instead, for gods sake!

    • @kansaamuhsen4981
      @kansaamuhsen4981 9 років тому +2

      Ellie Scargill This is *probably* why parents say 'never take candy from strangers!' xD

  • @HiyaHiya3000
    @HiyaHiya3000 9 років тому +1685

    I'm so torn because like I want to frickle frackle with this man, but I also want him to frickle frackle with Philip Lester.

    • @poppysmith4524
      @poppysmith4524 9 років тому +5

      YESYESYESYESYES

    • @musicsaveslives2925
      @musicsaveslives2925 9 років тому +2

      YASYASYASYASYASYAS

    • @hannahmickow1357
      @hannahmickow1357 9 років тому +2

      yassssssssssssss!

    • @KirstieVictoria
      @KirstieVictoria 9 років тому +20

      okay i totally have this same issue, except with Phil not Dan haha.

    • @blakeadrian7194
      @blakeadrian7194 9 років тому +30

      Technically, if you believe past Phil and don't believe present Phil, they _have_ frickle frackled.
      (Yep, I'm referencing the video we don't talk about.)

  • @StarrySumer
    @StarrySumer 8 років тому +71

    1:20-1:32 is my favorite part!!!!

  • @sophiel1738
    @sophiel1738 8 років тому +30

    I think it's so funny that past Dan doesn't know that anybody would be seeing his tatinof ad before this video😅😀😂

    • @falooney
      @falooney 6 років тому +1

      Heyhey Coolcool or the interactive introverts now

  • @bizzahut1620
    @bizzahut1620 10 років тому +216

    Once I was cycling down the road and some weirdo stopped me for some donation to the church and I stopped, just stared him in the eye in a way that said: 'Do I look like I care?' and cycled away...

  • @treeloc4526
    @treeloc4526 9 років тому +377

    I saw a church sigh that said (remember Satan was the first to demand equal rights)
    As people walked out I screamed.
    "Ya go Satan. The good guy" everyong looked at me and I yelled
    All hail Satan
    And ran away

    • @neonnerd5477
      @neonnerd5477 9 років тому +8

      Claps slowly

    • @albapie8717
      @albapie8717 9 років тому

      You have my respect.

    • @kailyn1011
      @kailyn1011 9 років тому +8

      ThatGirlOnline he didn't want equal rights, he wanted to overthrow God and become the ruler and stuff.

    • @charlottesmith505
      @charlottesmith505 9 років тому

      You r a legend

    • @HaHa-uq1nd
      @HaHa-uq1nd 9 років тому

      Well

  • @sugarkjh4372
    @sugarkjh4372 8 років тому +241

    so umm that scene where Phil bumps into Dan.. I paused it.
    I died. I though -o my god! My shipp isss reaallll

    • @naomiswiftside1910
      @naomiswiftside1910 8 років тому +8

      Kawaii at 0:33

    • @iamhalfgay8700
      @iamhalfgay8700 7 років тому +12

      Chloeplier why...? Thy live together and are both UA-camrs and are helping each other with a video, they didn't make out...?

    • @VR-fl7bg
      @VR-fl7bg 7 років тому +9

      I'm not big on shipping them i just thought it was cute and funny

    • @sinnie1440
      @sinnie1440 6 років тому +5

      chloedoesnotknow Put on captions CD

    • @xXmlrdfdgyXx
      @xXmlrdfdgyXx 4 роки тому +2

      *cackles in 2020*
      HUEHUEHUEHUEHHUEHUEHIEHUEH

  • @l.l.4082
    @l.l.4082 7 років тому +58

    Is it just me, or does Dan look like he just cried a lot before this video?

    • @Echo-lc6mc
      @Echo-lc6mc 5 років тому

      2 years later but yeah

  • @erinp5001
    @erinp5001 10 років тому +19

    Every time I go past one of those big issue people, when they say "Big issue?" My mum says "Bless You"

    • @MangaEmoChan
      @MangaEmoChan 10 років тому +3

      There was a big issue woman sitting on the street and my dad told her to shut up and now she doesnt sit there anymore

  • @peachiieexo
    @peachiieexo 10 років тому +27

    Thanks for the advice Dan, I attempted to 'rescue' a person that was being talked to by one of those Charity people and ended up having a talk with the police about harassment. Thanks a bunch :)

    • @webkinzparty1427
      @webkinzparty1427 10 років тому +6

      Didnt you read between the lines? It says : 'results may vary'

    • @peachiieexo
      @peachiieexo 10 років тому

      I think I missed that part...

  • @brieannadesiree7222
    @brieannadesiree7222 10 років тому +205

    there is a worker at hot topic and she is really cool and funny and i talk to her every time i got to the mall and one day she told me she was a lesbian and she asked me out and as soon as she did some guy screamed NNNNOOO and fell to his knees and started crying everyone stopped what they were doing for like 10 minutes and just stared at him

  • @DabiHadAPoint
    @DabiHadAPoint 8 років тому +43

    The people who stop
    My parents and grandma will do that ALL THE DAMN TIME and it annoys the hell out of me! If they do it more than twice in a single trip Or several times in the same instant I will literally tell them "Oh my god can you stop being a freshman!" (No offense to freshmen but this annoyed the hell out of me when I was a freshman, he'll seniors still do this!)

    • @sophiamaull6002
      @sophiamaull6002 8 років тому

      So relatable, my family does it all the time. They also walk really slow... Ugh why

  • @sheamusdecat
    @sheamusdecat 7 років тому +13

    This was the first Dan video I ever watched. 4 years ago. Wow

  • @XxCharlotteGuineaxX
    @XxCharlotteGuineaxX 10 років тому +45

    "IT'S IN THE MOTHERF*CKING BAGGING AREA!"

  • @sierralvx
    @sierralvx 2 роки тому +8

    Watching this a teenager I just found this funny, but now that I'm an actual adult this is all WAY TOO DAMN RELATEABLE!!!

  • @videoswithchloexxooxxoo
    @videoswithchloexxooxxoo 7 років тому +85

    Dan: You're all gonna dieMe: *super triggered and yelling* MAMA WE ALL GONNA DIE MAMA WE ALL GONNA DIE STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS I HATE TO SEE YOU CRY

    • @g_val_music
      @g_val_music 7 років тому

      Chloeisasmolbean OKAY I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    • @ghilcar2005
      @ghilcar2005 7 років тому

      SAME

    • @rebelroyalex3431
      @rebelroyalex3431 7 років тому

      Chloeisasmolbean dude thank you, I'm not alone

  • @heyyyitsellie6799
    @heyyyitsellie6799 8 років тому +41

    I actually saved someone when I pulled them away, they said, what the fuck arr you doing? I was trying to donate!.... UH OH

  • @justarainyday739
    @justarainyday739 6 років тому +13

    "ITS IN THE ********* BAGGING AREA"
    *nicely* "Is everything okay there sir?"
    "YES"
    *realising that she should be in hell by now* "there is no reason to be like that"
    That made me laugh way more than it should

  • @faicotone
    @faicotone 8 років тому +6

    This is the first video of Dan I've ever watched. Aw so nostalgic. I remember clicking subscribe right after "Slow walking people, DIE."

  • @kirstyhunt2145
    @kirstyhunt2145 8 років тому +13

    Dan I'm not even joking we actually share the same level of awkwardness it's unbelieveable lol

  • @epicosity000
    @epicosity000 10 років тому +33

    "slow walking people die!" then i notice the joker shirt...

  • @kiwivvv
    @kiwivvv 10 років тому +43

    1:20-1:31
    literally my whole experience with self-checkouts

    • @lilywebb9343
      @lilywebb9343 10 років тому +3

      ITS IN THE MOTHERF***ING BAGGING AREA!!

    • @kiwivvv
      @kiwivvv 10 років тому

      don't forget the **FLAILING ARMS**

    • @Theveryevilturtle
      @Theveryevilturtle 10 років тому +3

      I literally want a tshirt that says it's in the mother fucking bagging area it's basically my life goal

  • @sarahrene2501
    @sarahrene2501 10 років тому +6

    I just love how he has his guitar hero guitar in the corner of the room like its an actual instrument

  • @WhoIsRokky
    @WhoIsRokky 4 роки тому +7

    “Please place your item in the bagging area”
    “ILL STICK MY FOOT IN YOUR BAGGING AREA”

  • @ryanashby2474
    @ryanashby2474 9 років тому +75

    " you are all going to hell' me "MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL" My life

  • @hwkihyun3046
    @hwkihyun3046 9 років тому +50

    I don't know if this counrs, but whenever someone selling something knocks on our door, my mum opens the door, says "No thanks!" and slams the door in their face.

    • @zoewilliams2568
      @zoewilliams2568 9 років тому +1

      rasberryisnotonfire Lol thats what i did when some random sales person rang the phone, but another time, my sister was just like GO AWAY!

    • @choarin9292
      @choarin9292 9 років тому +8

      rasberryisnotonfire We had a person come sell stuff to our door, but it was just my three brothers and I, and when my eldest brother saw it was someone selling things, he shouted to us, "HIDE UNDER THE COUCH! MAYBE IF HE CAN'T SEE US, HE'LL GO AWAY!" We spent literally 15 minutes hiding behind a couch in the living room.

    • @zoewilliams2568
      @zoewilliams2568 9 років тому

      ***** Lol, great idea

    • @charlottesmith505
      @charlottesmith505 9 років тому +1

      Your mum is amazing

    • @trancyhive6864
      @trancyhive6864 9 років тому

      rasberryisnotonfire I want a mum like that

  • @EmilyroseSnell
    @EmilyroseSnell 9 років тому +6

    how is dan's skin so perfectly flawless in this video D:

  • @yellowdog5478
    @yellowdog5478 8 років тому +37

    0:33 WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT STOP LAUGHING

  • @charlotteholliday7006
    @charlotteholliday7006 9 років тому +24

    that statue guy is still there and still terrifies me

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 9 років тому +2

      No kidding he reminds me of the Kkk.... Im terrified of them as well

    • @ccarruthers4616
      @ccarruthers4616 8 років тому +1

      I was visiting my aunt and I saw him and eternally screamed.

  • @laurenkeenan8365
    @laurenkeenan8365 9 років тому +63

    When I'm with my friends in town and pass a group of people, I will make sure my conversation sounds SO messed up e.g. "And then the blood went everywhere so I pulled the axe out of the hippy"( Ive never actually done that, it's a joke btw) and then everyone who was listening will be just a little concerned..... Try it, it's sooo fun :)

    • @zsazsab5393
      @zsazsab5393 9 років тому +8

      That's incredible. I will try this.

    • @snapapple6173
      @snapapple6173 9 років тому

      I do that XD

    • @BookWorm-xn4xr
      @BookWorm-xn4xr 9 років тому +14

      When I'm in the elevator with somebody alone and they try and make awkward conversation I always look really surprised and whisper "You can see me, too?" and then walk away.

    • @patricia5617
      @patricia5617 9 років тому +1

      BookWorm101 You are my hero. I totally have to try that

    • @charlievera8715
      @charlievera8715 9 років тому +1

      JustAnotherFangirl You've probably already seen or heard of this, but I'm gonna go ahead and say it anyway:You should try running into a store and loudly asking someone what year it is, then when they answer, run out screaming IT WORKED!

  • @UndeadPigeon
    @UndeadPigeon 9 років тому +276

    Watching this in 2015...and the one thing I've noticed in a lot of Dan's videos...he doesn't actually look bad with boobs. xD

  • @ashnahmisaki9046
    @ashnahmisaki9046 7 років тому +3

    0:32 of all the things that is how that was demonstrated,you chose that Dan! 😂

  • @findinggallifrey9935
    @findinggallifrey9935 8 років тому +115

    I went into Downtown and this guy followed me around and quacked in my ear FOR 7 BLOCKS. Im serious, this guy had problems

  • @D3Vi1SKi113R
    @D3Vi1SKi113R 10 років тому +81

    my solution is that I, easily never go out side

    • @saskiabananas
      @saskiabananas 10 років тому +40

      Nice to see I'm not the only one who has discovered the best way to avoid these things.

    • @bandent1012
      @bandent1012 10 років тому +9

      Exactly, I stay inside on youtube or netflix

    • @deadgril
      @deadgril 10 років тому +3

      You hear that kids? Socialising with human beings is bad!

    • @LunarRaevyn
      @LunarRaevyn 10 років тому +1

      DarkHatsune Miku Who needs humans when you have television, computers, music, etc. . .

    • @paulina2572
      @paulina2572 10 років тому +2

      I stay at home and I go on youtube and then I go to bed :D because human interactions are not necessary

  • @HondaFanUA
    @HondaFanUA 10 років тому +23

    There's a Jesus Guy in a mall nearby who always walks up to little kids and starts talking about how tall jesus was.

  • @Liv-om4mu
    @Liv-om4mu 8 років тому +86

    My mum is that first person 😂😂

  • @highbloodgarbage960
    @highbloodgarbage960 10 років тому +47

    That statue guy was in my town a while ago and he gave me a lollipop... I'm scared now.

    • @Capitancit0
      @Capitancit0 10 років тому +10

      Be Afraid >:) be Very Afraid my young one

    • @iridian2195
      @iridian2195 10 років тому

      Plz tell me you didn't actually eat it right?

    • @highbloodgarbage960
      @highbloodgarbage960 10 років тому

      Jack Sanford I ate it...

    • @Capitancit0
      @Capitancit0 10 років тому

      MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats it my childs ur all infected >:)

  • @jrudblom4428
    @jrudblom4428 8 років тому +48

    I was in town a few days ago and a small child ran into me and then the mom got mad at me told me to watch where I’M going...smh

    • @mrmacaron8853
      @mrmacaron8853 8 років тому +4

      What the heck is wrong with her? Didn't she realize you were simply walking until the child was like "LMAO GOTTA GO FASSTTT- o shit i can't stop myself- owch"? People these days I swear...

    • @jrudblom4428
      @jrudblom4428 8 років тому

      FuttyAndMuffins mhm my thoughts exactly

    • @alexathetealizard2860
      @alexathetealizard2860 8 років тому +2

      Nice profile picture

    • @Stardust_Road
      @Stardust_Road 8 років тому +1

      A while ago I bought something from a Disney store, and a small child saw the bag had Mickey Mouse on it and tried to grab it out of my hands. That was a fun time!

    • @everytimeishowupeveryonedi3672
      @everytimeishowupeveryonedi3672 8 років тому

      Why you should all hate children. Idiotic, idiotic children.

  • @tiredtraitor1804
    @tiredtraitor1804 10 років тому +101

    Okay, so at this shop (Coles), I was told to duck in and get some dark chocolate.
    So I went to the isle, and there were these ladies, do nothing wrong, but they were blocking the chocolate, deciding on which one to get. I was too awkward to say 'sorry, can I just squeeze in?' Or something like that. And this man with his daughter politely asked to just grab his chocolate for his daughter, he took the chocolate and left. So I did what I needed to do, grab the chocolate.
    I took one step closer, sneaking my way in the middle of them.
    I was as silent as a ninja, ready to grab the chocolate.
    When suddenly, I tripped into the ladies, grabbed the wrong chocolate and semi yelled out 'Sorry, I am so sorry! Sorry sorry sorry sorry' and ran away from them, mumbling sorry over and over. They were nice enough to ask if I was alright.

    • @katelynpeschel4469
      @katelynpeschel4469 10 років тому

      Oh my god -.- nice job

    • @tiredtraitor1804
      @tiredtraitor1804 10 років тому

      katelyn Peschel It's just the pure awkwardness of asking them to move.
      Today when I walked he dog, these people were buying this house near the park I was heading to, and I didn't have the leash on him (The dog) So he sniffed everyone of them. Then when I managed to get him away, they sorta followed me.

    • @katelynpeschel4469
      @katelynpeschel4469 10 років тому

      Wow that's awkward -.-

    • @tiredtraitor1804
      @tiredtraitor1804 10 років тому +4

      katelyn Peschel A swear I'm getting most of my awkwardness off Dan

    • @katelynpeschel4469
      @katelynpeschel4469 10 років тому

      Same here. It's contagious

  • @thespectre7683
    @thespectre7683 5 років тому +4

    3:30 Some amazing photoshop skills right there. 😂 Nailed it dan!

  • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
    @KurtCobainsMicrophone 10 років тому +13

    The bagging area thing is totally me whenever I go to morrisons

  • @phanatthedisco7923
    @phanatthedisco7923 7 років тому +15

    He has phils pillow down his shirt ( prepare for fangirl attack)

  • @meowchie310
    @meowchie310 10 років тому +33

    There's this pasty creeper fellow who walks around, stops people and bends down to eye level JUST to talk to their kids.
    And it'd be okay, but he asks weird questions. "How is your mommy doing?
    Are you staying thin?"
    WTH.

    • @spoopyswordsman7943
      @spoopyswordsman7943 10 років тому

      KAAAAAAANKRI~!! *Glomp*

    • @meowchie310
      @meowchie310 10 років тому

      AudogGaming ~Wriggles away~ This type of close contact and possible infatuation might be triggering to some. I do hope you consider this in the near future. (6lah 6lah 6lah)

    • @spoopyswordsman7943
      @spoopyswordsman7943 10 років тому

      NOPE~ *Glomp again*

  • @crystalmoon6568
    @crystalmoon6568 6 років тому +8

    When your a child and your parents meet someone they know. For me personally this can last for a few minutes to a few hours.

    • @raantaaro
      @raantaaro 5 років тому +1

      exactly
      then you stand there awkwardly for ages

  • @HannahS-hh1vp
    @HannahS-hh1vp 9 років тому +55

    Wow. I actually forgot angry birds existed 😯

    • @MaliaLosa2
      @MaliaLosa2 9 років тому

      +alicepop xoxo craft

    • @maddygrif
      @maddygrif 9 років тому +2

      I did too until like yesterday when I found out they're getting a movie... ?

  • @babywithahammer
    @babywithahammer 10 років тому +26

    when one of those creppy lolly givers gave me a lolly, i ate it and about 10 secs after i felt burning...................................

  • @MRgamer016
    @MRgamer016 10 років тому +63

    i hate screaming kids

  • @juhavs
    @juhavs 8 років тому +7

    this is so relatable omg i get so mad at those things

  • @gracewright7586
    @gracewright7586 8 років тому +124

    are those phils bed sheets

  • @WLIR80s
    @WLIR80s 11 років тому +64

    Dan pulls off a women look so easily it's actually scary

  • @demonsdisaster9418
    @demonsdisaster9418 9 років тому +6

    "Hey, Phil? Can you please bump into me for a video I'm making?"
    "Sorry?"
    XD

  • @moreaugriffins2494
    @moreaugriffins2494 8 років тому +73

    Usually when I'm in public, well most likely in the park climbing trees, a young child wants to climb the tree as well but their parents say no.
    "Why can't I climb the tree like that boy mummy?"
    "It's a girl Timmy(random name for the child)"
    "No, it's a boy."
    "Look at her face. She's a girl, now let's go." It's soo awkward as people, or rather strangers, guess your gender but they don't mean for you to hear. If you don't want me to hear, then why the hell do you say it loud enough for me to hear?!

    • @ashleyconley5745
      @ashleyconley5745 7 років тому +1

      GirlsPlay ikr!

    • @mackenziedelacruz
      @mackenziedelacruz 7 років тому +1

      GirlsPlay honestly that would happen to me i get called "sir" and "buddy" and im like "im a girl" 👌😆

    • @andpeggy274
      @andpeggy274 7 років тому

      TheyPlay someone once asked if I was a boy or girl because of my pixie cut and rbf. I just say I'm a girl in a monotone voice. So that happens to me two.

    • @singlikethedoves
      @singlikethedoves 6 років тому +2

      yeah these two druggies in burger king were like guessing my gender right next to me

    • @nopeg5730
      @nopeg5730 6 років тому +1

      I once got told to get a haircut 'coz "a respectable young man shouldn't have hair this long." I'm biologically female 😐

  • @parentalcryptid
    @parentalcryptid 8 років тому +28

    One time, me, my dad and my cousin had gone to Buckingham palace and the park near it, on a day out. After about half an hour of wandering around the park, my dad suggested that we find the Dianna memorial fountain. So, we found a map and looked for the memorial (after another half hour of walking). I pointed at the map and then in the direction I thought we had to go in, but my dad decided that his sense of direction was better then the map and led me and my cousin the other way....and we ended up walking to marble arch. And since it was actually sunny, I was wearing sandals. The next day, my mum took me and my cousin back, to find the memorial. We went in the direction I had told my dad to go in, and we found it In 5 minutes.

  • @nostringsattatched7725
    @nostringsattatched7725 9 років тому +59

    * see's his shirt * onision would be proud

    • @SalamanderMagic
      @SalamanderMagic 9 років тому +1

      Oh my god. I thought I was the only one who noticed!! Onision is my fav you tuber and dan and phil tie at second

    • @thatsphantastic1034
      @thatsphantastic1034 9 років тому

      Yes i was like nice shirt and i thought of onision

    • @lsmrkqj
      @lsmrkqj 8 років тому +1

      Yes both of my fav you tubers !

    • @ceasebenjaminbeast3947
      @ceasebenjaminbeast3947 8 років тому +3

      +nostringsattatched onision is a psychopath

    • @SalamanderMagic
      @SalamanderMagic 8 років тому

      +Cease Beast No he isnt. Maybe a sociopath but I doubt it. He's not that bad

  • @tatj444na
    @tatj444na 8 років тому +11

    THE JESUS GUY WTF
    HE WAS WALKING THE WRONG WAY THROUGH THE CROWD SHOUTING 'HAAAALELUJAH HALLELUJAH" AND THE LIVING STATUE OMFG HE WAS LITERALLY LIKE A BEDSHEET OMFG

    • @EllaIngram
      @EllaIngram 8 років тому

      Wait you've been to Manchester?

    • @tatj444na
      @tatj444na 8 років тому +1

      +Ella Ingram no that was when I visited a friend in Gloucester 😂😜

    • @EllaIngram
      @EllaIngram 8 років тому

      Oh...I guess there aren't just weird people like them in Manchester then XD

    • @EllaIngram
      @EllaIngram 8 років тому +1

      I kind of want to go to Manchester and see if the statue guy and the Jesus guy are still there, and that shop dan and phil used to like, the one that made weird milkshakes (I think it was milkshakes?) :P

    • @tatj444na
      @tatj444na 8 років тому +1

      OMG yass!!

  • @aleksandra2179
    @aleksandra2179 8 років тому +2

    I can relate to the self service checkout thing too it always says 'please place item in the bagging area' and then it says 'unexpected item in the bagging area. please remove item' and the cackle continues until a worker comes over and scams their card thingy