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  • @Technoblade
    @Technoblade  5 років тому +69635

    im deleting "OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??" comments because the only person allowed to recycle the same joke that many times is ME

    • @timenow_5
      @timenow_5 5 років тому +1352

      so fast

    • @hardcore511
      @hardcore511 5 років тому +290

      Oof

    • @exfiltrati0n
      @exfiltrati0n 5 років тому +525

      WAOIT HOLD DIDN'T U DIE?!

    • @jimhalpert9803
      @jimhalpert9803 5 років тому +363

      @@chenzb07 no dude. Yoou can't. You're a slave to us

    • @RIPstarri
      @RIPstarri 5 років тому +95

      i enjoy techno allen

  • @WarDocx
    @WarDocx Місяць тому +2394

    5 years since the upload, and UA-cam recommends your video again out of nowhere.. we miss you King, but the blade never dies.

  • @Zaulhunter
    @Zaulhunter 4 роки тому +44286

    “Enchanted orphans” well their parents must have had the curse of vanishing then

    • @CEOGames
      @CEOGames 4 роки тому +842

      that's a like.

    • @astralhelix3041
      @astralhelix3041 4 роки тому +375

      Bruhhhhhh

    • @minecracktyler
      @minecracktyler 4 роки тому +289

      I-

    • @zen8233
      @zen8233 4 роки тому +822

      *How can a comment be so dark and cursed but sensible at the same time*

    • @Zaulhunter
      @Zaulhunter 4 роки тому +120

      Zen I don’t know

  • @abbeysimpson9611
    @abbeysimpson9611 5 років тому +18459

    "enchanted orphans" can you imagine going to an orphanage and everyone is just glowing minecraft style

    • @felixschreave
      @felixschreave 5 років тому +290

      Cursed

    • @Xioverze
      @Xioverze 5 років тому +210

      i did not need to see that at 8AM but ok

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 5 років тому +434

      An Orphan sword...
      Like a pigman sword,
      Enchanted pork. Enchanted grilled pork
      Enchanted orphan.ENCHANTED GRILLED ORPHAN

    • @SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N
      @SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N 5 років тому +56

      Take them all and then craft the young dragons head

    • @sanswithagun7368
      @sanswithagun7368 5 років тому +28

      Just don’t make any dad jokes

  • @nervix7096
    @nervix7096 Рік тому +1491

    Sonic: "I'm the fastest thing alive."
    Technoblade: "Hold my potatoes."

  • @brianlam5847
    @brianlam5847 5 років тому +6549

    now that i think about it, Young Dragon armor is literally made from orphaned dragon

    • @Kirboru
      @Kirboru 4 роки тому +42

      nice

    • @pulsarcubes
      @pulsarcubes 4 роки тому +25

      wait what? how is it orphaned

    • @31kb36
      @31kb36 4 роки тому +218

      Because the old dragon died

    • @pulsarcubes
      @pulsarcubes 4 роки тому +26

      CSGaming it isn’t canon that old dragon is his dad

    • @silv2309
      @silv2309 4 роки тому +6

      I will protect every dragon

  • @okthissuswow2707
    @okthissuswow2707 4 роки тому +4986

    technoblade: spends 3 real life days in minecraft trying to get a head that grants speed
    skyblock admins: 1 % s p e e d

    • @akw.lol.
      @akw.lol. 3 роки тому +62

      Just get 400 talisman with 1 percent speed

    • @jessely3403
      @jessely3403 3 роки тому +50

      @@akw.lol. You do know that you would have to kill 40 thousand bats then... Right?

    • @akw.lol.
      @akw.lol. 3 роки тому +109

      @@jessely3403 yes, thats skyblock, grind for years just for slightly better stuff

    • @jessely3403
      @jessely3403 3 роки тому +3

      @@akw.lol. um. lol..? i guess?

    • @masterdoge987
      @masterdoge987 3 роки тому +13

      @@jessely3403 talismans don’t stack

  • @Kevin_Kukk
    @Kevin_Kukk 2 роки тому +4997

    He was truly the fastest man in skyblock. Rest well.

  • @jesmundgatpandan3781
    @jesmundgatpandan3781 3 роки тому +7191

    "I'm a nice guy, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did"
    This man's humor is through the roof

    • @forgottensouls1736
      @forgottensouls1736 3 роки тому +32

      ikr

    • @cadbanesfavoritehat5655
      @cadbanesfavoritehat5655 3 роки тому +83

      So many things wrong with that one sentence.

    • @outtaideas849
      @outtaideas849 3 роки тому +3

      @@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 It's womderft

    • @missing234
      @missing234 3 роки тому +26

      @@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 what's wrong with slavery and animal harm?

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 2 роки тому

      @@missing234 its because those radical leftist northener american communists treat both of them like crimes
      (This is a joke btw)

  • @gamingnubs7628
    @gamingnubs7628 5 років тому +1945

    "Enchanted Orphans"
    Oh how much humans have evolved, yet, we fall quicker than a bomb.

    • @quinn3109
      @quinn3109 5 років тому +7

      I busted out of laughen at that point

    • @ZAYKONN
      @ZAYKONN 5 років тому +4

      Just... Why?

    • @jjjaaayyyy_
      @jjjaaayyyy_ 5 років тому +6

      quicker than the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor

    • @chrislol8008
      @chrislol8008 5 років тому +1

      @@quinn3109 has that ever been said before?

    • @hts9060
      @hts9060 5 років тому +1

      Not the thought that went through my mind when I heard this, but it’ll do.

  • @yo_imarat8189
    @yo_imarat8189 4 роки тому +3419

    I absolutely love how he has the same tone of voice the whole time
    Until he wants to achieve a talisman from bats

    • @gidselo
      @gidselo 4 роки тому +1

      Dustvio YT im ur 100th like :)

    • @yo_imarat8189
      @yo_imarat8189 4 роки тому

      ZacEchizenGamer Thanks!

    • @danielbeauchot1217
      @danielbeauchot1217 4 роки тому +1

      @@yo_imarat8189 im ur 741 like :)

    • @yo_imarat8189
      @yo_imarat8189 4 роки тому

      Daniel Beauchot Thanks

    • @Xavagery
      @Xavagery 4 роки тому +11

      "I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"

  • @AXZOR-of1no
    @AXZOR-of1no 8 місяців тому +355

    “I’m a good person,I didn’t do it, my slaves did it” -Technoblade

  • @mrinfinity5557
    @mrinfinity5557 4 роки тому +3972

    "the low price of 600 thousand sugarcane" idk techno, i mean its pretty cheap compared to your 500 MILLION potatoes

  • @pickleperson6031
    @pickleperson6031 5 років тому +3128

    Friends: let’s hang out
    Me: can’t, I gotta farm enchanted orphans

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 5 років тому +62

      That’s made out of 160 other orphans

    • @potatismos6657
      @potatismos6657 5 років тому +32

      As I do not have friends this is not a problem for me

    • @excell_1786
      @excell_1786 5 років тому +9

      An enchanted orphanage will be made out of 160 enchanted orphans

    • @pasta9914
      @pasta9914 5 років тому +6

      @Aidan Penaherrera Or you can get the terrorist minion which burns 30 orphanges every 5 hours

    • @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx
      @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx 5 років тому +1

      Friend: I have pie. Me: WE HAVE PERMISSION TO ACTIVATE WARP SPEED

  • @arcticphoenix4546
    @arcticphoenix4546 4 роки тому +8964

    Funny thing is that he could've gotten the night saver to keep his island always night.

  • @ripe_cap2873
    @ripe_cap2873 Рік тому +654

    "Im a good person! I didn't even kill those pigs my slaves did!"
    - Techno, one of the internet’s greatest heroes.
    May he rest well.

    • @Windja69
      @Windja69 9 місяців тому +7

      Dude that’s gotta be one of the funniest clips i’ve ever seen

    • @d1nodray
      @d1nodray 8 місяців тому +1

      Chaotic good

    • @MingoPJ
      @MingoPJ 4 місяці тому

      You forgot about Jesus 😭

    • @Lvl3crook
      @Lvl3crook 2 місяці тому +1

      @@MingoPJ jesus was not internet active

    • @MingoPJ
      @MingoPJ 2 місяці тому

      @@Lvl3crook He edited it.

  • @ezekiel2869
    @ezekiel2869 4 роки тому +2966

    "Legenendary endgane armor crafted out of enchanted orphans"
    Hypixel: WRITE THAT DOWN!!

  • @budderbro1395
    @budderbro1395 4 роки тому +2533

    I love how everyone started to yell "Ban him" in chat when he started going mach 3

    • @Likeusb1
      @Likeusb1 4 роки тому +89

      No, not mach 3. Mach 50. He legitimately can warp from one map location to another in 0.5 seconds.

    • @shinypikagaming
      @shinypikagaming 4 роки тому +129

      He gets called a hacker no matter what game mode he plays!

    • @josephjoestar5861
      @josephjoestar5861 4 роки тому +6

      @@originaljoke-y5f nice pfp

    • @Est.-.
      @Est.-. 4 роки тому +5

      @@originaljoke-y5f nice pfp

    • @anormous6903
      @anormous6903 4 роки тому +1

      that was said by one person.

  • @abebuenodemesquita8111
    @abebuenodemesquita8111 4 роки тому +2477

    techno: "speed is the only stat i care abt"
    also techno: "He only averaged 8 hrs of farming per day while i averaged 11"

    • @CEOGames
      @CEOGames 4 роки тому +36

      What a casual, am I right?

    • @yehonatanduek8705
      @yehonatanduek8705 4 роки тому +86

      Potatoes aren't a stat, they're a lifestyle.

    • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
      @user-dh8oi2mk4f 4 роки тому +4

      Yehonatan Duek farming is a stat I think

    • @yehonatanduek8705
      @yehonatanduek8705 4 роки тому +29

      @@user-dh8oi2mk4f potato farming is beyond stats, nothing can capture its value.

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 4 роки тому +12

      Speed does boost his manual farming though.

  • @rgbtoaster9409
    @rgbtoaster9409 Рік тому +820

    Why can’t I just rewatch technos videos without people reminding me of his passing

    • @timox8
      @timox8 Рік тому +18

      Dont look in the comments

    • @themechanicalvee5244
      @themechanicalvee5244 Рік тому +122

      It's because people don't know how to move on from a parasocial relationship.

    • @waccness449
      @waccness449 Рік тому +38

      @@themechanicalvee5244 LMFAO truest shit I heard all day

    • @ezflex
      @ezflex Рік тому +2

      Saaaaaaaame

    • @NubE-Co
      @NubE-Co Рік тому

      @@themechanicalvee5244 it's because no one knows what a fken social relationship is because they are all people so lonely at school and home to the point they resort to turning into junkies using Nyquil to stay happy. Then the suddenly unexpected dea... retirement* happened then they all mounted and haven't moved on. As Sun Zu never said
      "Strong-willed people thrive better", that is certainly better for people like @rgbtoaster9409 .

  • @ozzyp0p153
    @ozzyp0p153 4 роки тому +6597

    “Speed is the only stat I care about”
    1 year later
    *spends months farming potatoes to beat a child*
    rest in peace legend

  • @shubhamlahoti5461
    @shubhamlahoti5461 4 роки тому +2433

    Technoblade: **has 17 Ender pearls in his inventory**
    Me: *wait that’s illegal*

    • @ethanbalaskas6541
      @ethanbalaskas6541 4 роки тому +110

      7:25 uhh you mean 55

    • @MinusZaxis
      @MinusZaxis 4 роки тому +42

      Because he got them from minions

    • @ebgurif
      @ebgurif 4 роки тому +34

      @@MinusZaxis but then they turn into stacks of 16

    • @MattsAlive
      @MattsAlive 4 роки тому +7

      Nothing is in skyblock

    • @PlatinumPlsOC
      @PlatinumPlsOC 4 роки тому +1

      MrHotSandWich this video was 1 year ago

  • @Mobilus-1
    @Mobilus-1 3 роки тому +2136

    "I'm a good person" and "my slaves did" in a single phrase is just not right

    • @Pji56
      @Pji56 3 роки тому +18

      In a single statement that makes sense and is right

    • @xemity2
      @xemity2 3 роки тому +6

      I’m a good person even tho I didn’t donate to charity, but my slaves did, paid slaves.
      I did it, it sounds normal- kinda

    • @meechsanims
      @meechsanims 3 роки тому +7

      My slaves did get paid about 30 dollars an hour for their hard work, and I let them quit when they wanted to, so I think I'm a good person.

    • @Pji56
      @Pji56 3 роки тому +7

      @@meechsanims slaves don’t get paid if you paid them they’re workers

    • @meechsanims
      @meechsanims 3 роки тому

      @@Pji56 I was gonna tack that on but it had to be in one sentence

  • @Chickfillaforlife
    @Chickfillaforlife Місяць тому +16

    Anyone getting recommended this 5 year's later.
    Technblade never dies

  • @maomao8903
    @maomao8903 4 роки тому +1118

    "I hear a tiny idot flying around, where is he?"
    -Technoblade, 2019

    • @ajzhunt
      @ajzhunt 4 роки тому +33

      when tommy gets elytra

    • @harveylunt4613
      @harveylunt4613 3 роки тому +5

      Technoplane

    • @dahmarkus
      @dahmarkus 3 роки тому

      .... the flying word in ur comment @Nula Kano it’s floating not flying he said floating

    • @ecxdee
      @ecxdee 3 роки тому +1

      @@ajzhunt lmao so hard

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 3 роки тому

      lol

  • @linagn8781
    @linagn8781 5 років тому +2092

    It took you 220k coins to get wise on your full set, it took me 240k to get wise on my boots. Thank you hypixel.

    • @Dakodyyy
      @Dakodyyy 5 років тому +18

      Linagn very cool

    • @Dakodyyy
      @Dakodyyy 5 років тому +7

      Big Boss very cool

    • @Aaron-rt9vl
      @Aaron-rt9vl 5 років тому +9

      @@poghogdogfrog You are very lucky then😮

    • @Aaron-rt9vl
      @Aaron-rt9vl 5 років тому +4

      @@poghogdogfrog Still very lucky compared to me

    • @willhblob1171
      @willhblob1171 5 років тому +1

      aannnddd it took me 7500 to get wise on my chestplate lmao

  • @TheIndieGhost
    @TheIndieGhost 4 роки тому +2053

    "you're telling me that tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a demigod, but if I want to walk slightly faster, that's too much to ask for?" is kinda the same vibe as "so my school can buy $4000 4K TVs just to show stupid school news that can easily be put on a billboard, but if the teachers want a slightly better salary, that's suddenly 'too expensive?'"

  • @BloodSlayer429
    @BloodSlayer429 2 роки тому +699

    The fastest man alive to ever win our hearts with he's humor and cool moments this is one of my favorite videos of The Blade.
    Rest easy King 👑

    • @JamesRice_idfk
      @JamesRice_idfk Рік тому +2

      No replies?

    • @BloodSlayer429
      @BloodSlayer429 Рік тому +2

      @@JamesRice_idfk well I don't care for replies XD I just Miss Techno since he is one of the Inspirations that got me doing UA-cam

    • @JamesRice_idfk
      @JamesRice_idfk Рік тому +1

      @@BloodSlayer429 yeah i just kinda find it funny you had 500 likes but no replies

    • @jay57145
      @jay57145 Рік тому

      F techno

  • @woahdude5553
    @woahdude5553 5 років тому +14006

    RIP Technoblade. You were an incredible person.

    • @RyanRoadReaper
      @RyanRoadReaper 5 років тому +298

      woah dude and that's when Technoblade became the founder of KFC

    • @NXE212
      @NXE212 5 років тому +31

      And he said they don't have right sooo

    • @itssoulz2131
      @itssoulz2131 5 років тому +16

      Pigs 2019-2019

    • @return3116
      @return3116 5 років тому +9

      Lmfao.

    • @return3116
      @return3116 5 років тому +2

      @@esai2152 bruvh

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +9706

    "Enchanted orphans" really need to enchant their parents with *curse of binding* next time

    • @soosun653
      @soosun653 3 роки тому +166

      A little bit late to the party Mr.IAmEverywhere

    • @lynnxia7668
      @lynnxia7668 3 роки тому +93

      Better late than never

    • @clawsy4022
      @clawsy4022 3 роки тому +16

      a

    • @kalakastodus
      @kalakastodus 3 роки тому +27

      1 year late brother

    • @plain5858
      @plain5858 3 роки тому +15

      my bruhtha you kinda late here.

  • @tekkins
    @tekkins 5 років тому +2147

    “Legendary armor made out of enchanted orphans” -Techno 2019

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 5 років тому +7

      uhm achtuallie it wood eb enchanted orhpahn metablocks

    • @bunnyjr6383
      @bunnyjr6383 5 років тому +16

      bruh i've already gotten so much progress, i got like 10 double chests of enchanted orphans just waiting for the craft

    • @domeen0gt895
      @domeen0gt895 5 років тому +1

      damn thats a lot of orphans .____________.

    • @bunnyjr6383
      @bunnyjr6383 5 років тому +3

      @@domeen0gt895 more like thats a huge double chest to have that many e n c h a n t e d orphans in

    • @kugelblitzingularity304
      @kugelblitzingularity304 5 років тому +9

      If harry potter became an armour

  • @GalaxyShukkah
    @GalaxyShukkah Місяць тому +12

    UA-cam recommended me this today which made me miss him even more but also made me happy that his videos are still getting recommended to people even after being gone

  • @idkJoey0
    @idkJoey0 5 років тому +2989

    Wait... Legendary Endgame armor crafted out of enchanted orphans...?
    *Young Dragon has entered the chat*

    • @blockymaster90
      @blockymaster90 5 років тому +29

      Joey Woey *WISE DRAGON*

    • @drawer1554
      @drawer1554 5 років тому +15

      *WISE DRAGON*

    • @blockymaster90
      @blockymaster90 5 років тому +2

      can this piece of meat get 1000 subs *DID U COPY ME?!*

    • @paulshereshaw6092
      @paulshereshaw6092 5 років тому +5

      Once I had 103 dirt blocks in a stack, weard glitch

    • @drawer1554
      @drawer1554 5 років тому +1

      Blocky Master sorry I didn’t see your comment

  • @urrmil
    @urrmil 5 років тому +1873

    +1% SpEeD after 3 real life days of grinding:
    Casuals: this dude is crazy!
    Technoblade: worth it nerds

    • @fjxs
      @fjxs 5 років тому +14

      But he didn’t think it was worth it..

    • @i.suk.6146
      @i.suk.6146 5 років тому +6

      @@fjxs Where did you hear him say that?

    • @urrmil
      @urrmil 5 років тому

      @minecraft epicness bruh im not even at that yet I legit am stuck on making me a godset and techno and you here aiming for legendary tier items ;w;

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому

      e p i c

  • @wyvrn1315
    @wyvrn1315 4 роки тому +2094

    Here me out, but *Imagine if Technoblade used a steering wheel, while being the fastest man in skyblock*

    • @eidolon9012
      @eidolon9012 4 роки тому +14

      Yes

    • @thomasholder4917
      @thomasholder4917 4 роки тому +75

      TECHNO PLANE AND TECHNOCAr

    • @clintrichor2127
      @clintrichor2127 4 роки тому +4

      @@thomasholder4917 get tf out nO

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 4 роки тому +16

      hypixel would just make a racetrack island specifically for technoblade to do that lmao

    • @garyconners4546
      @garyconners4546 4 роки тому +4

      That's so dumb that its smart

  • @LostWithinTheSauce
    @LostWithinTheSauce 9 місяців тому +14

    “You gotta believe me, I’m a good person, I didn’t kill the pigs, my slaves did” 😂

  • @isaacmartinez8768
    @isaacmartinez8768 5 років тому +1929

    "You're telling me Tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a Greek demigod but if I want to walk slightly faster that's too much to ask" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

    • @Vinlyth
      @Vinlyth 5 років тому +4

      how

    • @salamence1999
      @salamence1999 5 років тому +3

      Isaac Martinez that’s not even funny lol

    • @isaacmartinez8768
      @isaacmartinez8768 5 років тому +71

      Just let me have this ok

    • @Vinlyth
      @Vinlyth 5 років тому +5

      but you have a roblox profile

    • @battleaxe7074
      @battleaxe7074 5 років тому +13

      Discrimination reeeee

  • @Syndiate__
    @Syndiate__ 5 років тому +2203

    3:48 *17 ender pearls in inventory*
    Me: *Wait, that's illegal*

    • @noahryding
      @noahryding 5 років тому +42

      Syndiate i was also gonna comment that omfg

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 5 років тому +83

      Welcome to skyblock

    • @diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs
      @diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs 5 років тому +24

      Well
      This is Skyblock

    • @anaccount4354
      @anaccount4354 5 років тому +7

      This comment is stolen from a comment from 3 months ago...
      And I think that one was stolen too.

    • @Syndiate__
      @Syndiate__ 5 років тому +6

      @@anaccount4354 Well, if there was a comment like this one, I didn't mean to steal it.

  • @txtp
    @txtp 3 роки тому +2987

    2:31 “technically the plural of talisman is talismans but that sounds really stupid so I’m not gonna say it” says the English major
    Edit: fixed a spelling mistake

    • @scitheme3831
      @scitheme3831 3 роки тому +188

      When you have a high enough level in the English skill tree english will bend to your will.

    • @Anonymous-xb2yb
      @Anonymous-xb2yb 3 роки тому +45

      when you defy english when you're studying it

    • @ghost_animates7926
      @ghost_animates7926 3 роки тому +29

      *t a l i s m e n*

    • @relevantduck1294
      @relevantduck1294 3 роки тому +20

      T a i l s m e n s

    • @megulag
      @megulag 3 роки тому +10

      He says he's an english major, but little does he know it's pronounced mens not mans

  • @iloveneen4098
    @iloveneen4098 Рік тому +33

    i will forever rewatch these kinds of video's.
    you have given me happiness for the longest time and i will never forget that.
    your physical form may not be here but i will remember the love youve given us. i will spread that love throughout the years.
    rest in peace technoblade.

  • @lilbluridinghood6296
    @lilbluridinghood6296 4 роки тому +682

    Techno: At the end of the day, I failed to get the one thing that really mattered:-
    Me: Love?
    Techno: -speed.
    Me: Oh.

    • @plippy3717
      @plippy3717 4 роки тому +7

      Speed is a drug

    • @Charles-ev8sb
      @Charles-ev8sb 4 роки тому +1

      @@plippy3717 dont necropost

    • @floralfading
      @floralfading 4 роки тому +2

      Charles ok charles

    • @tori9664
      @tori9664 4 роки тому +1

      @@Charles-ev8sb doesn't really matter on yt

    • @snakesalad199
      @snakesalad199 4 роки тому +1

      @@Charles-ev8sb who cares lol

  • @foreverless71
    @foreverless71 3 роки тому +2860

    “That emerald set is gonna be worthless, while i’m still gonna be too fast to handle.”
    *Young Dragon Set laughs in speed*

  • @mrsilverman
    @mrsilverman 3 роки тому +841

    “It better make me fast” A few seconds later: “ONE PERCENT SPEED :0”

  • @TheGreatAlastor_
    @TheGreatAlastor_ Рік тому +10

    "Look I didn't commit mass murder and extinction, I made my slaves do it "

  • @colable6826
    @colable6826 5 років тому +1321

    “Some new legendary endgame armor crafted from enchanted orphans”
    -Technoblade
    2019

    • @dedenyt
      @dedenyt 5 років тому

      Ripping of other comments, huh?

    • @krimzana8128
      @krimzana8128 5 років тому +30

      @@dedenyt everyone's quoting him shut up

    • @awasd99
      @awasd99 5 років тому +1

      1 Enchanted orphan are made out of 1 stack of teho head,1stack of skeleton head and 1 skeleron minion

    • @eliiNya
      @eliiNya 5 років тому +1

      i knew there would be a comment about this

    • @kenlim6485
      @kenlim6485 5 років тому +1

      Woah, you watched the video?

  • @12x2is24
    @12x2is24 4 роки тому +1579

    "this must be how Saitama feels"
    spoken like a true weeb

    • @whimsical682
      @whimsical682 4 роки тому +75

      @Ventea You just had to be here to ruin it.

    • @HeyJinx
      @HeyJinx 4 роки тому +3

      Anime is gross

    • @unlostless1646
      @unlostless1646 4 роки тому +41

      @@HeyJinx you’re gross

    • @mostannoyingscaramain
      @mostannoyingscaramain 4 роки тому +8

      @@HeyJinx Says someone with the name Coffee-

    • @pimvanlith3473
      @pimvanlith3473 4 роки тому +5

      @@HeyJinx your profile picture perfectly describes you

  • @Xavagery
    @Xavagery 4 роки тому +570

    "I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"

    • @cooleKinder
      @cooleKinder 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh i read this when that scne ecame up

    • @ln6373
      @ln6373 4 роки тому

      @@cooleKinder same

    • @treshkun6257
      @treshkun6257 4 роки тому

      Fate???

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 4 роки тому

      You get corona effect

  • @Trigger-Three_Strikes
    @Trigger-Three_Strikes Місяць тому +5

    Its Nice to see people saying "Rest well" after 5 years since this upload :]

  • @benjiswims6389
    @benjiswims6389 5 років тому +242

    Humans - Spends half the day working and playing games, spends half the day sleeping
    Technoblade - Spends 24 hours playing skyblock, spends 0 hours doing anything else

    • @killernemesisgaming9317
      @killernemesisgaming9317 5 років тому +4

      JustBark Ha! You underestimate the powers of Techno’s new haircut! He spends twenty FIVE hours a day playing skyblock.

    • @rage3288
      @rage3288 5 років тому

      @@killernemesisgaming9317 NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

    • @myers451
      @myers451 5 років тому

      He must be a stando user

    • @bennerlaurenciano6510
      @bennerlaurenciano6510 5 років тому +1

      Thats the secret of the OPness of our king pig technoblade

    • @auroxium2577
      @auroxium2577 5 років тому

      mood tbh

  • @justinchan8785
    @justinchan8785 5 років тому +2180

    I’m a nice person, I didn’t even kill those pigs. My slaves did.
    Pig minion requires porkchop so he had to kill at least 80 to get 1 minion.

    • @tipakA
      @tipakA 5 років тому +64

      could also get minion from any other source than crafting

    • @myst9383
      @myst9383 5 років тому +42

      He prob traded for it

    • @justinchan8785
      @justinchan8785 5 років тому +40

      He still kill atleast 1 pig to unlock the collection

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 5 років тому +60

      Locyin Chan To get the collection, you need to kill a pig or take the pork from your slaves. If someone else gave him the minion, he would have the collection

    • @greenchinook1464
      @greenchinook1464 5 років тому +8

      He could’ve bought porkchops

  • @ghostmcghost3768
    @ghostmcghost3768 4 роки тому +957

    9:17 Amazon shippers at 11:59 pm after someone asks for same day delivery

  • @silentmute4091
    @silentmute4091 4 роки тому +877

    "look! I'm innocent, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did"
    why did i laugh so hard at this 4:31

    • @YourBeety
      @YourBeety 4 роки тому +6

      You need to kill pigs to get slaves lol

    • @dayquantavous3rd
      @dayquantavous3rd 4 роки тому +14

      "Imma a good person I did not Picked the coton, 𝑀𝑦 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑑.“

    • @orestisgeorgatos6725
      @orestisgeorgatos6725 3 роки тому +5

      Generally how jokes work

    • @LimonluMentos
      @LimonluMentos 3 роки тому +2

      S L A V E R Y

  • @superp2222
    @superp2222 2 роки тому +6214

    It is a tragedy to see this wonderful man fall to such an inexorable curse. May his legacy never die

    • @lightningboltgamer2045
      @lightningboltgamer2045 2 роки тому +76

      Inexorable.... thats a big word but yes I agree techno never dies

    • @the_dark_lord7688
      @the_dark_lord7688 2 роки тому +18

      God speed techno

    • @spiderman2897
      @spiderman2897 2 роки тому +10

      Why are these comments everywhere and wdym techno died

    • @psycho5963
      @psycho5963 2 роки тому +61

      @@spiderman2897 he died of cancer yesterday dude

    • @RedoOkay
      @RedoOkay 2 роки тому +28

      @@spiderman2897 he died on june 10th but it was announced yesterday

  • @wis7604
    @wis7604 5 років тому +645

    >legendary armour made out of enchanted orphans
    young dragon: chuckles
    i’m in danger

    • @drawer1554
      @drawer1554 5 років тому +1

      wisdomguy who is actually not very wise kill his parents.
      then get the orphan

  • @3MS_Mobile
    @3MS_Mobile 2 роки тому +132

    Fly high, Technoblade
    You will be missed

  • @ZinfulSD
    @ZinfulSD 4 роки тому +407

    Techno: " GAASP* "
    Techno: " *1% SPEED* "
    Oof level: maximum

  • @endercreeper_2574
    @endercreeper_2574 5 років тому +574

    Hypixel when technoblade tries to walk faster
    *he's to dangerous to be kept alive!*

  • @aspidacctvods
    @aspidacctvods 3 роки тому +867

    “You’re telling me that Tia the Fairy can give everyone the stats of a greek demigod, but if I wanna walk slightly faster that’s too much to ask?”

    • @ibrahimadam2607
      @ibrahimadam2607 3 роки тому +5

      9:30 coryxkenshin 5 minutes during every yandere simulator video

    • @Folk_Rocket
      @Folk_Rocket 3 роки тому +1

      why is this a top comment lol

    • @formidability5631
      @formidability5631 3 роки тому +4

      yeah, we all watched the vid.

    • @dramere
      @dramere 2 роки тому

      YES!

    • @swagubirk
      @swagubirk 2 роки тому

      That's not funny. You just take something out of the video and put it as a comment.

  • @kepalas02
    @kepalas02 Рік тому +48

    I truly miss him, even in France, we learned english to watch his videos, Rip techno, you made us grow, fastest men in skyblock for sure

  • @duck_mcfuddle
    @duck_mcfuddle 4 роки тому +260

    “I bet a new armour set will come in an update and make emerald armour obsolete” I’m starting to think techno is physic

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic 4 роки тому +16

      adding better armor isn't an unlikely scenario

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 роки тому +5

      I mean maybe he seems like a physic but magma armor is also garbage

    • @hollys777
      @hollys777 4 роки тому +5

      yes, he's physic(al), definitely not a psychic.

    • @hatennafromhoenn
      @hatennafromhoenn 4 роки тому

      @@hollys777 yeah he goes to the gym all the time

  • @EternallyFortold
    @EternallyFortold 3 роки тому +1243

    Everyone: “Noooo Technoblade, go for defense not speed!”
    Technoblade: Haha, feet go brrrrrrrr!

    • @AidenPlayz27-r3v
      @AidenPlayz27-r3v 3 роки тому +9

      I don’t really get why he would go out of his way to say it since he already said in the beginning that he only cared about speed and it was the only stat he was willing to upgrade and spend on to get it to the max

    • @AidenPlayz27-r3v
      @AidenPlayz27-r3v 3 роки тому +3

      @Michael Pawelczak nah I’d rather not because I don’t have to and it’s just common sense.

    • @levington6704
      @levington6704 3 роки тому +1

      @@AidenPlayz27-r3v ur just being toxic for no reason, people are just trying to have a good time and you are ruining it

    • @AidenPlayz27-r3v
      @AidenPlayz27-r3v 3 роки тому +8

      @@levington6704 How am i being toxic? he told me to shut up so i decided to fight back. That's like you going up to me and calling me a loser, than i say something back and your friend accuses me of being toxic. And also.....
      HOW AM I RUINING OTHER PEOPLS FUN LOL? Like dude i said nothing and i repeat NOTHING mean to this guy's comment, and then you accuse me of being mean? Like dude i was just trying to say something and you accuse me of being mean. Christ i have lost hope for humanity.

    • @BadUsernameKing
      @BadUsernameKing 3 роки тому

      I've lost that ages ago

  • @Neptune_EQ
    @Neptune_EQ 3 роки тому +3282

    The magma cubes... “I WANT TO BREAKE FREEEEeeeEEEE!”

    • @Neptune_EQ
      @Neptune_EQ 3 роки тому +4

      @Itz harbir 7:22

    • @benfrank9622
      @benfrank9622 3 роки тому +7

      Is this a Song? Hehehe

    • @Bayen737
      @Bayen737 3 роки тому +14

      @@benfrank9622 its called "I Want To Break Free" by queens

    • @vlameeed
      @vlameeed 3 роки тому +2

      U copie my comment

    • @Dot_1
      @Dot_1 3 роки тому +11

      @@vlameeed you didn't post any comment

  • @lillia8712
    @lillia8712 Місяць тому +3

    I get emotional every time UA-cam recommends your videos. You’re still my favorite youtuber of all time and you will never be replaced. We miss you. Technoblade never dies!

  • @Duriiam
    @Duriiam 5 років тому +370

    “Thank you dark souls”
    Was that a DUNKEY REFERENCE?

    • @Zyveo
      @Zyveo 5 років тому

      Which part is it

    • @quadded
      @quadded 5 років тому +1

      What I comment on that 2 videos ago and got only 8 likes I think imma go cry in a corner

    • @z3565
      @z3565 5 років тому

      Leo Krahn ur life must be sad

    • @quadded
      @quadded 5 років тому

      it is

    • @floorpuncher3280
      @floorpuncher3280 5 років тому +1

      Nah its a Jojo reference

  • @The_Mobile
    @The_Mobile 5 років тому +690

    Episode 1: -5 intellegence, full miner set
    Now: Auctioning 1 raw pork for 100k coins

  • @shadowyskull4361
    @shadowyskull4361 5 років тому +2051

    techno went from skywars to bedwars to skywars to skyblock. i'm betting $1,000,000 that the next thing on the list is
    *turbo kart racers*
    edit: fly high king, rest in power.

    • @frogflint4371
      @frogflint4371 5 років тому +30

      Or bedblock.

    • @cluc5239
      @cluc5239 5 років тому +15

      Shadowy Skull skybedblockwars

    • @LukeegamerGH
      @LukeegamerGH 5 років тому +42

      no its gonna be grinch simulator

    • @Rickvd
      @Rickvd 5 років тому +9

      Or hytale when it releases

    • @rizzo.2k90
      @rizzo.2k90 5 років тому +1

      Or Apex

  • @kalcicat5743
    @kalcicat5743 4 роки тому +794

    “Crafted out of enchanted orphans” I’m actually crying

    • @kellythekitty5190
      @kellythekitty5190 3 роки тому +14

      WE FOUND THE ORPHAN TECHNO

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 3 роки тому +1

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @BLDw_TT
      @BLDw_TT 3 роки тому +1

      2:03

    • @ethanseto5203
      @ethanseto5203 3 роки тому

      @Andrew Rodd that's not a stan lol

    • @Starwarrior-pw5st
      @Starwarrior-pw5st 3 роки тому

      When you realize young dragon armor is made of orphans

  • @ninjablade21mcpe53
    @ninjablade21mcpe53 5 років тому +137

    Hypixel: New Game is out
    Technoblade: I gained prot 3000, Sharp 1589, Speed 69696

  • @chocolate_innit3199
    @chocolate_innit3199 3 роки тому +345

    "It better give me so much speed, oop here comes the sun, one last bat for the day- Pleeeaass, please just give me the t-*gasp* 1% SPEED"

  • @Kaze-Kagura
    @Kaze-Kagura Місяць тому +17

    Welcome Back Traveller, Back here again to reminisce on Technoblade?

  • @Dwarfshark2000
    @Dwarfshark2000 3 роки тому +787

    “I bet the admins is going to create another armor set that’s gonna be made from enchanted orphans and is three times better than emerald armor” Hypixel:write that down. Write that down!

  • @actuallyanimatics2938
    @actuallyanimatics2938 4 роки тому +524

    I can just imagine the beginning of a tv show based of this.
    *Some random voice*: My name is Technoblade and I am the fastest pig alive.

    • @technomonkey857
      @technomonkey857 4 роки тому +14

      Do you mean like the show the flash

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 роки тому +16

      Did this guy predict the intro to potato war 3?

    • @asrieldremuur3455
      @asrieldremuur3455 4 роки тому

      I wanted ton lime this comment but it kwould take away the sacred number

    • @actuallyanimatics2938
      @actuallyanimatics2938 4 роки тому

      asriel dremuur Ah... Thank you.

    • @DerGrosTitan
      @DerGrosTitan 4 роки тому +5

      @@actuallyanimatics2938 When I was a child, I saw my mother pig slaughtered by players. My father went to the slaughterhouse with her. Then an accident made me a player. To the outside world, I'm just an ordinary PVP pig God, but secretly I use my monotone voice and speed to fight crime and find others like me, and one day I'll find the player who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am Technoblade.

  • @vggglat6424
    @vggglat6424 4 роки тому +304

    Emerald Armor: I'm just so cool.
    Perfect Armor: Let me introduce myself.

  • @rateocleo3622
    @rateocleo3622 Місяць тому +10

    5 years since upload, I miss u man

  • @jacc.c
    @jacc.c 3 роки тому +2546

    Edit: People saying this aged like milk: you're not funny or original.
    OG Comment: I can just imagine techno in 100 years on his death bed about to die from heat exhaustion and the doctor's like "he's not gonna make it" then techno just stands up like "not even close"

  • @oopsallchromosomes8994
    @oopsallchromosomes8994 5 років тому +1493

    *Bad reforging system exists*
    "TERRARIA WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION"

    • @zerotolerance5477
      @zerotolerance5477 5 років тому +14

      TRUEEEE

    • @pootisbirb6683
      @pootisbirb6683 5 років тому +47

      And there are more Terraria prefixes, including good and bad prefixes, so if you run out of money, your weapon can become worse than normal. And it takes longer to get the good prefixes too.

    • @banaanioverheaven4333
      @banaanioverheaven4333 5 років тому +4

      reforging isnt hard in terraria xd

    • @Viewer_Person
      @Viewer_Person 5 років тому +4

      @@eaterofdoggos2622 just because you like it and played it for that long doesn't make you qualified, but it does give value to it

    • @thomasarchived246
      @thomasarchived246 5 років тому +1

      Goblin Tinkerer: DoN't YoU kNoW It'S TrAdEmArEkEd?!

  • @taekunxd
    @taekunxd 5 років тому +531

    My name is Techno Blade. And I'm the fastest man in sky block. When i was a child i got bullied in survival games but i found by bullies and i am now going to take revenge.

  • @samjplayseverything5392
    @samjplayseverything5392 Місяць тому +3

    Coming back here after years is such a nostalgic trip. May he rest well

  • @shelbydominguez580
    @shelbydominguez580 3 роки тому +256

    3:59 "this must be how Saitama feels" idk why but this makes me feel really happy

    • @gleaming9035
      @gleaming9035 3 роки тому +10

      Cause he possibly a weeb

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 3 роки тому +4

      He did a jojo reference in one of his video comments too where he crafts the pigman sword

    • @Idk-lz3ep
      @Idk-lz3ep 3 роки тому +8

      @@ingenuity23 "IT WAS ME DEO"

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 3 роки тому +2

      @@Idk-lz3ep yesss

    • @Ragazaloth
      @Ragazaloth 3 роки тому +1

      @@ingenuity23 you thought your money was safe
      BUT IT WAS I
      TIMEDEO
      let's give time deo canonical time powers and knives in the Dream smp

  • @warcrimes8572
    @warcrimes8572 4 роки тому +358

    the monotonous voice mixed with the sarcasm is so funny

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 4 роки тому

      Technoblade is the Ssethtzeentach of Minecraft youtubers.

    • @millerhitzke9
      @millerhitzke9 4 роки тому

      Funny thing is that he could've gotten the night saver to keep his island always night.

    • @wilburl7901
      @wilburl7901 4 роки тому

      @@millerhitzke9 It was a year ago

  • @dinonuggetproductions
    @dinonuggetproductions 4 роки тому +294

    You know what I love about techno
    It’s how unpredictable about what hel talk about is
    Like I’ll watch some other youtuber and predict what they will say and say it along with them
    But with techno I don’t know what he’ll say next
    It keeps me entertained

  • @Hahaimfunnyright
    @Hahaimfunnyright Місяць тому +4

    Found this 5 years later on my recommended. He’s amazing, like he always was and will be.

  • @bensantos7361
    @bensantos7361 3 роки тому +432

    “I didn’t even kill those pigs. My slaves did.” - Technoblade

  • @Honeytheff
    @Honeytheff 3 роки тому +505

    I like how techno spent three real life days just to get the bat talisman which gives 1 percent speed

    • @hamzaasif911
      @hamzaasif911 3 роки тому +9

      yeah but actually,
      PLUS 2% SPEED

    • @masterplasma5644
      @masterplasma5644 3 роки тому +3

      Not even percent it just 1 speed

    • @justyourordinarycheeselove642
      @justyourordinarycheeselove642 2 роки тому +1

      his reaction was truly priceless!

    • @balancemaster55
      @balancemaster55 2 роки тому +1

      @@masterplasma5644 1 speed is 1% 100 is base speed

    • @balancemaster55
      @balancemaster55 2 роки тому

      @@masterplasma5644 long story short additive 1% boosts are still one percent despite them not doing as much as multiplicative 1% boosts when the amount they are being applied to is above 100.

  • @squigVAL
    @squigVAL 5 років тому +497

    The 1 game that’s bringing back techno’s uploads but lags the WHOLE server
    A small price to pay for salvation

    • @babaloons4887
      @babaloons4887 5 років тому +1

      Why skyblock lags the whole server???

    • @yop294
      @yop294 5 років тому

      @@babaloons4887 U seen the vids? :P

    • @Kai-qx1xl
      @Kai-qx1xl 5 років тому +5

      @@babaloons4887 because of all the island with minions for each player you can experience the lagg the most on skywars.

    • @gspcrazy3719
      @gspcrazy3719 5 років тому

      Oh that’s why everything is so laggy

    • @Zadem
      @Zadem 5 років тому

      I was the 12th like now it blowed up sorry for my bad EnGliSH

  • @T0ADST0OL
    @T0ADST0OL Рік тому +41

    Truly the speediest man. Rest well Techno. ❤️

  • @cartersmith971
    @cartersmith971 3 роки тому +382

    Every comment features one of the below:
    "lol enchanted orphans"
    "How does he have 17 enderpearls in a stack?"
    "lol 'I didn't even kill those pigs, my slaves did'"
    "WHAAAAT TECHNOBLADE UPLOADED???? WHAT ALTERNATE REALITY IS THIS???
    "lol +1% speed"

    • @mpramik
      @mpramik 3 роки тому +1

      you aren't wrong

    • @micamourani4204
      @micamourani4204 3 роки тому +1

      This pretty much sums it up 👍

  • @tonycuh114
    @tonycuh114 5 років тому +418

    God armour crafted out of enchanted orphans.
    I need that.

    • @TheHeCat
      @TheHeCat 5 років тому +1

      Gg bois we did it there is no more emerald arrmor

    • @winterfall4910
      @winterfall4910 5 років тому +1

      Ok hitler

    • @zachary8872
      @zachary8872 5 років тому +5

      You wouldn't hit an orphan, so it's the best armor

    • @josh-qj2zu
      @josh-qj2zu 5 років тому

      ​@@zachary8872 ^

  • @deoztrioz8377
    @deoztrioz8377 3 роки тому +919

    Technoblade: *Has 17 enderpearls stacked*
    Me: Wait, that's illegal!

  • @Ohgee52
    @Ohgee52 Місяць тому +3

    Getting this recommended to me by YT 5 yrs later is…a bittersweet surprise

  • @gummi8897
    @gummi8897 4 роки тому +544

    The villager when techno shows him the armour: the refinery is strong with this one.

  • @technobladefaaaannn4689
    @technobladefaaaannn4689 4 роки тому +530

    Me: techno is not a child
    Techno: *make’s car noise’s*
    Me: techno is a kid

  • @Th3Mast3rJedi-4
    @Th3Mast3rJedi-4 3 роки тому +168

    8:30 Imagine just watching this in a livestream. Techno just says wise for an hour lol

  • @cervineBotanist
    @cervineBotanist Місяць тому +4

    5 years later, UA-cam is bringing me back. Rip King 🙏🏻

  • @user-uf4sl9oo1x
    @user-uf4sl9oo1x 5 років тому +249

    Technoblade: “I’m a good person”
    Also Technoblade: “my slaves did”

  • @CuratorFoxy
    @CuratorFoxy 4 роки тому +613

    Listen to me Techno, breathe. Breathe. Feel the air. Feel that wind on your face. Feel the ground. Your feet lifting you up, pushing you forward, and the lightning. Techno, feel the lightning. Feel its power. Its electricity pumping trough your veins. Crackling trough you... traveling to every nerve in your body like a shock. You're no longer you now. You're part of something greater. You're a part of a speed force. It's yours, now do it. RUN TECHNO RUN!

    • @artino7035
      @artino7035 4 роки тому +23

      ThatOneFoxy nice flash reference

    • @Soul-dn8gg
      @Soul-dn8gg 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly bro

    • @zucchinicheese996
      @zucchinicheese996 4 роки тому +6

      No GAS GAS GAS I’M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

    • @alexgamingyz5346
      @alexgamingyz5346 4 роки тому

      im not sure if i have this right but is this a reference to when a movie says RUN FOREST RUN (i dont even know that movie so correct me if i wrong)

    • @trishtrain2075
      @trishtrain2075 4 роки тому +4

      Alexgamingyz it’s actually from the show “flash”

  • @jakethemineman
    @jakethemineman 5 років тому +461

    *hypixel releases skyblock*
    Nobody:
    Technoblade: im gonna make a series.
    *views go up*

  • @ChaosCorrupt3d
    @ChaosCorrupt3d Рік тому +9

    The gasps of pure joy is what I live for now.

  • @Bearturnedhuman
    @Bearturnedhuman 5 років тому +404

    "Where was this intelligence during finals"

  • @magimine384
    @magimine384 5 років тому +297

    Technoblade: **Has 17 ender pearls in a stack.**
    Me: Impossible.

    • @Keiisah
      @Keiisah 5 років тому +16

      *wait that's illegal*

    • @ItsMeVip
      @ItsMeVip 5 років тому +8

      It's possible...try picking up full ender minion...
      Edit:Ik it's a joke.

    • @kxiled
      @kxiled 5 років тому +4

      It'sMeVip r/wooooosh

    • @ItsMeVip
      @ItsMeVip 5 років тому +2

      @@kxiled So stop wooshing.

    • @kxiled
      @kxiled 5 років тому +2

      It'sMeVip I only did wooooosh since you didn’t edit it before