the first boss of hypixel skyblock
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- Опубліковано 17 чер 2019
- i made this thumbnail, and before you ask, yes, i would like to apologize to everyone for subjecting them to it. i know that these words will never be enough to atone, and that i do not deserve forgiveness, but i need you to know that i am truly sorry for making this
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Server: mc.hypixel.net
Resource Pack: • 50,000 (double revamp ...
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Music from filmmusic.io:
"Malicious" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)
& also at the outro:
"Upbeat Forever" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/b...) - Ігри
Talks about not killing pigs for a sword
*literally has 5 stacks of pork chops*
God damn that's right
He workin on it ;)
Its was 4 stacks... Then it turned into 5
Maybe Pigman drop it or he got it from someone else
That's the joke
Technoblade 9:13: “What’s gonna survive the first two hits?”
The End mobs: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
the video was made before the update
@@420noscoper and this comment is a joke
Ch3kM4te i mean like he could have done a more recent video on the magma boss
Slayer update: *JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Awaken Theme Starts Playing*
Karolis Valeika u mean pillar men theme?
The fact Techno still has that pillar of bookshelves even after almost 3 years makes me happy, man really can’t bother to put it down
Shall he rest in peace
He did so much in so little time, truly an absolute legend. Everyone wishes he had time to do so much more. Best of luck to his family, they're experiencing the worst loss of anyone, and wherever Techno might be now, best of luck to him too. Commenting to help boost UA-cam promoting his videos, so everyone can see what an awesome person he was, and how awesome his memory is. Technoblade never dies. He lives in our memory O7
Forever and always will he stay in my heart fly high techno fly high
o7 love you techno
o7 rest east techno
o7 we love you techno
O7 Technoblade truly was a legend
Ten months later, its hilarious to see the highest bid section for weapons have bids like 100k
haha august 2020 aote going for 200m go bRRRR
nowadays 100k wouldn’t even get you an unenchanted aote
laughs in 500,000,000 dollars
More like 800k
@@mr.depthleviathan5425 ign?
Before: kill the boss in like 10 minutes
Now: dies in 0.0001 seconds
*true*
Now it dies so fast another one can spawn.
Herobrine Creeper ikr
YourNeighborlyCloud why did you put dashes in the middle of your wor- oh look magma boss down
exactly! I was shocked for hours after that :')
Im not going to KILL 1.2 MILLON PIGS FOR A SWORD
me: you say that with a whole 5 stacks of pork in your inventory
E
"whats going to survive 3 hits by this"
1 year later: 1 billion hp mini boss
Yes
6:22 he has been farming potatoes in secret far before this vid...
wow, never noticed that, thanks!
I just noticed!
True...
Its the future techno helping his past self
He is a serial liar, first, he lies about how he didnt start farming potatoes until after he gets the pigman sword, then he lies about his potato count and potato production, and there is a good chance he lied about more things too
When ember rods were actually good
And people didn't one tap the boss
i havent played for a while so can u explain?
Jonathan Pickles basically the amount of updates has brought so many swords that are much better to use than ember rods (some deal ~30k+ if you know how to) and now they are for beginner lvl
By they I meant ember rods are for beginner level
9090fighter damn how much do the ember rods cost if i were to sell one
@@yousof8546 probably around 50k-80k and I'm sure some noob would pay top dollar for one
this man was a absolute legend and I don't know what I would of done without him, he was a huge inspiration to me and to many other people that watched his content.
"They say pigs never fly, but fly high technoblade"
He was a legend
@@shanewh he still is
@@TomatoBulb excatly
He actually pushed me to try in school cause of everything he was talking about and i am a regional english champion 3 years in a row 93% correct in 24 mins 37 seconds which is the actual state record not only regional
@@shanewh yeah😢
this is his hero’s journey. He is making his descent into the underworld to conquer it like he captured our interest and conquered our hearts
"What insane person would kill that many tiny creatures"
Me: looks in his inventory and sees stacks of pork chops
Was his minions next episode
Lol me too
lol
for those confused he had to kill pigs to increase the porkchop collection, which reveals the pigman sword recipe
@@Axeteron thats not how it works
Technoblade subscribers: technoblade never uploads
Technoblade: *uploads*
Technoblade subscribers: WHAT A SCAMM
UA-cam is a paid actor
Aykay FRRR
a good scam
Impossible
dis vid be a SCAMM
Watching these old vids give me so much skyblock nostalgia 😔
it hits even harder now :(
seeing him then at 576k and now at 13m after his death is surreal
@@AlicrocMS dude shut up. nobody is here to mourn, we want to watch his content without people crying
@@AlicrocMS it's sad and scary to think that he died of cancer just watching his words give me so much memories good memories and bad memories either way Technoblade never dies😢👑🐷
Honestly, I wouldn't say Skyblock became "bad" since the dungeon update, but it wasn't the same game anymore.
o7
“I was getting distracted by the blaze, like an i- like- by the ghast, by an idiot!”
Truer words were never spoken.
Back then it took so many people to kill the magma boss but now most people can one tap it
those where da days man
When it was during corona and skyblock was the go-to game for every player on hypixel
@@runtothesun7974 it still is
@@adamplayz5929 bedwars is ahead now. I play both but bedwars is better in my preference
Except for me who gets one shorted by a zombie
Techno: Who would kill 1.2 million pigs!?
Also Techno: *has 320 porkchop in his inventory*
7:21
He didn't kill those pigs his slaves did, see, he's a good person. :D
yes that is the joke
@@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 so true he's the nicest person on earth he would never kill them.
Welcome to the joke
@@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 yea
“by the ghast by a idiot”
The Wise words of Technoblade
Those times were good.... Ten people killed the boss in 5 minutes, now one person kills it in 0.5 seconds
“The ominous floating stone structure that I don’t know how it got their”. Laughs in Great Potato Dome
it's not the potato dome, the dome was build to the left and has a dome shaped roof while this was just a minion storage area
@@artino7035 guys quick someone whooosh them!!!!!
Xenqii that’s not a whoosh big man
there*
It’s probably the place he got the ember armor from
"You have caught something"
*A rare technoblade upload*
I thought it was gonna say
"You have caught something"
Syphilis
@@Khieru lol
“what is dead may never die but those guys are just idiots” well looks like i’m an idiot because you will never die in my heart. R.I.P Technoblade you’ll never die.
5:26 *cough cough* Theseus *cough cough*
He’s actually referring to oedipus
@@davidbakke9293 preciate the correction
“ I was getting distracted by the ghast by an idiot”
- Technoblade
I noticed that to lol
Commenters: *upload schedule jokes*
Technoblade: *Im about to end this community's whole career.*
actually, his school year ended. why do you think he's been talking about school throughout his uploads? SO HE CAN UPLOAD MORE WHEN ITS OVER!!1111!!!1!!111
What career
@@baconlettucepotato3726 people know that
This. Is. Epic.
Hey. News! He left college.
POV: you are here after techno changed the title and thumbnail thinking it was a new video
“do you think i would kill 48 pigs for a sword?” says techno as he has 5 stacks of porkchops in his inventory
Mrbeast: lose at skyblock to win 50k
Chandler:
Ok?
General Bitler Tgis comment is pure gold.
Also Mr Beast: Breathe for 50
Chandler: Suffocated from sand.
Damn Chandler
@@Os_E_L Everyones is
This makes no sense....
Technoblade: the only way to get the ember rod is by the magma boss
*the auction house would like to speak with you*
Ask the seller how they get it
@@ezrapradyasta2888 They probably bought it from someone else. Or they begged everyone to give stuff to them until someone gave in.
9nikolai oh
@@9nikolai orrr they fought the boss
Yeah but the very first time that rod was aqquired, it was from the boss
8:04 bob ross technoblade style
Technoblade: Frankly, I am disgusted and appalled that the Hypixel Network would condone killing millions of small animals
Technoblade: has 320 dead pigs in his inventory
Technoblade: "What kind of monster would slaughter over a million passive animals for a sword?!"
First in my recommended: The Deadliest Sword In SkyBlock
.......
@MUHAMMAD NADDIM BIN JUMADDY Moe why do you use your moe account
@@infern0764 r/hadastroke
@@ActualTrash8 sorry bad at englis
@@infern0764 it’s ok but *english
notice how he already started grinding for it and then gave up
ember rods was equivalent to beating the freaking game
stolen comment
Agreed
I just saw that comment on skeppy’s vid
BobTheDuck9999 not if I rewatch them instead of making progress in life
BobTheDuck9999 F :,,,,,(
Technoblade: refuses to kill 1.2 million pigs for a sword
A couple months later:
Technoblade: TIME FOR THE PIGMAN SWORD
Skyblock teaches us that entities are nothing but a victim.
Entities that it is vital to tell apart from others, to depict.
Certain entities are slaughtered for entertainment.
People, are the responsible, the correspondent.
Skyblock teaches us that there is more than just one world, that there is many, with their own entities. We are not enemies. But friends.
Rest in peace, Technoblade.
Cancer is nothing more than a disgusting mark.
People are nothing but a victim to it.
One day, we can look back, at where we started, and be amazed by how far we've come.
One day, we can look back at Technoblade, at where he started, and be amazed by how far he's come.
3/07/2022
Alright, this late April fools joke has gone on for too long. Stop making fantastic content
how am i the 310th like but the first reply what
how am i the 342th like but the second reply what
How am I not a like and still am the third reply
I am 4th reply with 366th like
5th woth 375 nerds
"I was geting destracted by the blaze like an - Ghast by an idi-by an idiot"
Words of god
And English was his major
Back then it took so many people to kill the magma boss but now most people can one tap it
This gave me a stroke
@@gamechannel6104 ???
“What monster would kill 1.2 million pigs?!”
*coughs in he did it anyways
This appeared on my for-you-page as soon as I stopped crying. I was so glad to see it. Even through tears. It might seem irrational, but I’m scared it’s going to disappear, be deleted. But then, the legacy, the memories would be diminished. So yeah, the Technoblade channel will never die, and Techno, Alex, will live in our hearts.
GG, Techno. GG.
GG,Techno,GG
Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤
MY MASTER PLAN:
1: Become barber
2: Become Technos personal barber
3: Cut hair when i please
Muahahaha intensifies
This now had the perfect amount of likes
69
If someone likes it it will 96
100th like
Make him bald so we get an upload every hour
Ok, but can we all take a moment to appreciate the quality of this content?
Irina Blitz yeah these videos take techno so much time like hours of editing and recording.
I was going to honestly comment about that. as low of quality that he jokes about his videos being, there is a lot of time and effort being put into this, it's astounding
yeet techno
7:25-7:40 War on Drugs, prohibition, and terror, Colorized:
yes we appreciate them by liking the video
yes
7:19 I just noticed his inventory 😢😂
If I was stuck in SAO and techno was their I'd be relieved to know I'm about to be carried through the game
There*
Technoblade: Who would kill 1.2 million pigs for a sword?!
Me (thinking): you, Technoblade
He did tho in some of his newer vids
He had porkchops in his inventory while talking about the sword in this vid itself.
@Looterplayz not slaves they are tiny unwilling depressed helpers
@@rogersfavoritepersona6902 BuT yOu jUsT dEsCrIBeD a SlAvE
"How much does this one cost... OOOHHH MY GOOOODDD!"
And now this boss doesn’t even exist
7:03
Techno: im frankly disgusted........
Also Techno: has 6 stacks of pork chops
Goes on rant about how killing pigs is bad while having 5 stacks in inventory
Clashevv his slaves killed the pigs
Danny Tran the comment is 5 days old (FP)
bruh
Congratulations you understood a joke
OrchidAlloy, he has Fortnite in his picture, hes long gone
technoblade started uploading again
i must be dreaming
Well, you are asleep.
nah its just the haircut
I slept, I woke up, I saw Technoblade upload.
i forgot to wake up
it’s summe3
I really miss Technoblade already he will be missed may he rest in peace.
Anybody randomly getting suggested loads of Techno videos?
Bro rung the sellout bell from heaven. . .
Very RIP tho I cried to his death
But still bro got a bell in heaven. . .
Technoblade: *gets 99 levels*
*gets enchantment*
*goes for the next*
*need almost 200 levels*
*cries*
1 titanic exp bottle will do the trick :)
Bunny Jr yeah 😂😂
Looks like you remembered your UA-cam password!
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Technoblade: "You don't need a calculator to tell that 30 is a way less number than 80."
Also Techno: *googles if 495,000 is less than 550,000*
the best part about the video was that he pronounced Heracle's name right
Technoblade:**talks about how disgusting killing pigs are**
Also Technoblade: has 5 stacks of pork chops
Vazoa lol
Also you : *copies a comment and doesnt give credit to the original commentor*
sanu rumi and how is he supposed to find the actual original comment and give credit to that
David Dai theres a more simple solution, don’t copy the comment
sanu rumi do internet points really matter enough for you to comment about it
You should keep uploading skyblock i love it. I just dont like playing it myself lol
I like it but it's very time consuming, only a no life pro like Techno could reach this high.
Yes
I suck dix at skyblock
Frog Juice same I do t find it entertaining but I like watching it
relateable af
The more I watch him the more I wanna play minecraft skyblock
Video 2 of my watching every technoblade video tribute
Techno: **uploads more than once a month**
Subs: Wait that's illegal
well thats unfotyunately true
when you think about it, stealing the ember rod is technoblade levels of cyberbullying.
yes.
yes.
yes.
yes.
yes.
techno in his descriptions uses formal language but still has lowercase i's
"what is dead may never die but those guys are idiots" guess I'm an idiot techno
Next episode will truly define Technoblade as a character.
Will he retain his moral code, stay his ember rod, and prevent the genocide of his kind?
Or will he crumble under such great temptation, that of +200 damage, and succumb to anti-heroism, nay, villainy?
I’m truly curious. It looks like this could be the tipping point for our hero... but only time will tell.
Also next episode. Will Technoblade face the challenge of which is *198 LEVELS!?!?*
But ender rod is Garbo lmao
Neither. His mission next episode:
GOTTA GO FAST
@@Patrick-cc3ub the ember rod is not "garbo" lmao
@@flowuhh *cackles in aspect of end, 1mil midas sword, golem sword,*
Last time it was this early
Technoblade still hasn’t uploaded
Mage :0
Pentro :O
Mqge:0
POV: you get this video in your recommended, see that the title changed, and decide why not and watch it for the 10th time.
"What kind of sociopath would kill 1.2 million living animals?"
He says with 6 stacks of porkchops in his inventory
i am actually genuinely entertained by this skyblock vids even though i don't play minecraft
Russelmfao Same Same
Play minecraft stoopid
Coleo 7 says the guy that uploads fortnite videos
General Max what’s wrong with playing fortnite?
I enjoy way more watching techno playing skyblock then actually playing it
The more I watch techno the more I realize how funny he is
He really is hilarious! 😂
The more I realized, I missed out
@@ChupaLmfao hey, at least you realized. there are still 7 billion+ more people who haven't so you're in the top 1%
Yep, that's our Techno.
And now he’s up there fighting his last boss. God. Once he’s in charge, those orphans won’t know what hit them.
Take out all the orphans at once
@@israelbean1350 and they’ll have no idea
Fr
Today is Technos 25 birthday
Who would kill that many helpless animals?
PETA would
Please
Explain
That
Answer
@@PappyP They have taken animals from homes and killed them because they dont think the owners treat them right
@@PappyP wait a second that spells PETA
Peta? More like people euthanizing the animals
@@boomerangdog6945 No crap genius
When I heard him say "one of the most common elements of a hero's journey is the descent" my mind immediately thought he was going to say "descent into madness"
Coming back to see the Blood God. long live Techoblade
then: KILL IT ITS NOT DYING!!
now: dies in 0.001 sec
Bro don’t blatantly copy a top comment
Hyperion flex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
almost complete copy of other comment
@@RobertEOSPEEDWAGON1 almost a complete copy of the top reply
@@luigi7146 Ok no, just no
These were simpler times...
**looks at blown up lmanburg** uh huh.
@@PS-vr1uv .-.
@@PS-vr1uv no he meant that the magma boss didn’t get one shot I rlly hope ppl don’t one shot necron in like 3 weeks
now the magma boss dies in a quarter second
0:14 RIP techno he even said the right name for Heracles instead of using his Roman counterpart truly the greatest nerd
Techno: Who would kill (something) MILLION PIGS for a sword.
While he is saying that he has five stacks of pork chops in his inventory.
Actually technoblade, orpheus looked behind himself to see his wife and because of that his wife was in the underworld permanently
Orphans*
Man was such a simp he had to look at his dead wife when escaping hell
@@reverseli *dying of laughter*
I always felt bad about that. Why couldn’t the guy just keep his eyes ahead Jesus Christ.
@@Hazyla honestly same, a very sad myth
1.2 milion pigs to make the ultimate weapon
"A small price to pay for salvation"
Still watching his vids
“What kind of sociopath would kill 1.2 million creatures to get-“
Probably peta tbh
2:40 "I was getting distracted by a blaze like an id- like the ghast by an idiot" -Technoblade 2019
Edit : wow ty for all the likes lol
How did I come across this comment excactly when he said this
Just like he got distracted by the floor in the biggest Minecraft duel of all time
@@manrajgill9898 was the biggest but dumbest, Techno is an F tier and Dream is just average, they should not be compared in a duel. Dream mains survivals and manhunt where as Techno mains gamesense. Any duels player would have over 50x their experience since with the same time they will have way more experience in combos and others, for Dream he will only fight another player once per 15 minutes of playing and thats just an estimation. Many other duels players are better than Dream and Techno
@Atreyaa ?
@@biang2304 Finally someone with a brain. Stimpy could beat dream and technoblade at the same time. Dream is no where near a good pvper. He’s average. Techno is a good pvper. But not amazing. Refraction, stimpy, and so many more pvpers don’t get any recognition because they don’t have a large fan base.
oh no technoblade is becoming a skyblock letsplay youtuber
but atleast he uploads more than cuarter of a video every year
What a SCAMMMMMMM!
every thing
Rip Techonoblade 1999/2022
Technoblade never dies
All of his endings are lengendary
Technoblade: *uploads*
Me: WHAT A SCAAAAAAAAAAM!
Shouldnt ur reaction be oppositw?
@@Duskforge that's the joke
@@Duskforge r/wooosh
Reddit kids
Rest In Peace Technoblade
I guess Technoblade is a Greek character 0:00
The thing is even though I can solo kill the boss in like a minute some guy with unenchanted iron or something pearls in and takes it
It might be unenchanted golem tho
Technoblade: Uploads 3 times this month
Me: Wait
*Thats illegal*
I remember turning an ember rod into blaze powder when it was still valuable. Was not a good day.
It's so cool to see the Potato Dome in this video. Some neat foreshadowing looking back. :')
Who remembers when the magma boss did not take 2 seconds
No
That poor MVP+ was just so sad about doing everything while techno just stole the ember rod at 4:33
And I know him.
L
technoblade never dies...
Rest in peace you legend o7
"It's targeting Bill Nye!" Technoblade 2k19
I love how he’s talking about how he would never kill pigs and has 4 stacks of pork in his inventory