Imagine if humanity just sent the entire visually recorded history of the type of war that we fight we would have the entire galaxy surrendering with out a fight.
Story 2.5: this will be how we wage the next time some idiotic species declares war on us: shows war footage from WW1 and 2, Korean War, and many modern wars.
First rule, never mess with someone's barkeep when they have a large amount of patrons. The patrons might be quite protective of their bar keeper. Regarding the nature of war for this universe, I can already imagine how the xenos would react to our version of shock and awe. They'd look up and just see a curtain of bombs falling toward the ground.
there was another story about some race a little upset at the fanfare humans were getting and felt they didn't deserve it so they scheduled a war. came to earth to discuss the rules and then let the military show them earth movies to show what human warfare was like to the diplos dismay. scared the aliens to death and they were like 'nope. we're good' wish i had better memory and could recall the title
I need more stories where deathworlders from different worlds meet up in bars that cater to them or planets that work for them, or live in ships that suit them. That stuff is awesome
Story 2 Interviewer: I have done some digging into your species and found your kind prefers to play a specific kind of music during such displays. Tell me was this a taste of what I understand is called “boss music”? Human General: Hmmm... I’m afraid not. If anything I think this would be considered the band tuning their instruments.
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: They were, indeed, introduced to the House of Pain Story 2: I was gonna say, I thought humanity would go for the real war, instead of pageantry. But yes, by all means, beat them at their own game.
Oh shit! For real? They escaped a prison transport, and went looking for a fight in bar full of deathworlders? well, serves them right. What kind of universe is this, a person can't have a drink or three without someone shooting the bar tender? They think they're texans or something? Oh dude! You never invite humans to a war, you just tell 'em where and when its happening. Don't worry we'll be there , with all our fanciest toys.
I think the first warning they got that maybe they shouldn't push thing was that they could enter the building armed and no one seemed to care. Either that would mean the people in the building were sure they wouldn't use their weapons, or they didn't care if they did. The situation may have still been recoverable after they shot the bartender in the shoulder if they had immediately tried to de-escalate the situation, they would have probably been beating pretty badly but they may have lived, but the one that shot the bartender definitely was going to die.
We MIGHT be a little late. Sometimes we try to stay "neutral". Neutral meaning we rent weapons and other war material to whatever side we like most while letting the other side's ships refuel at our ports, but don't sell them the same stuff. Then when they REALLY piss us off, we mobilize our ENTIRE industrial complex to kick their ass.
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle. Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence. Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting"
What I find the most entertaining about the first story is the fact that I doubt any of the patrons died, the barkeeps probably fine too So at the end of the fight there’s probably just a pile of mush that was once the convicts and then some deathworlders scattered around drinking the pain away and nursing their wounds Also for the second story the idea of sequins and tassels on a space ship just make me think of a barbie bicycle and I don’t think any human would take a sparkly pink space ship seriously…
Ha, that last one sounds like part of a story I saw on Reddit where enemy lizard troops had tactical dance squads to maybe lull their enemy into some kind of stupor, 🤷♂️. It was kinda funny since the human MC just shot them all. (I believe story was “Billy-Bob; space trucker” or some such)
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Well I am glad in the second story, humans understand and don't go all ape shit crazy and kill everyon3, salt, then nuke then glass the planets of the enemy.
They shot the bartender in what amounts to an IRISH PUB? Those poor dead xenos. War as a spectator sport. Not really a new idea. There were crowds of spectators picnicking at Gettysburg. But to have it "televised" to the galaxy at large essentially tells them why they don't want to play at war with humanity. Or it could get real.
"Hence to fight and conquer is not supreme excellence. Supreme excellence is in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."--Sun Tzu.
I literally just heard that on Art of War 🤣🤣🤣💯
Imagine if humanity just sent the entire visually recorded history of the type of war that we fight we would have the entire galaxy surrendering with out a fight.
Story One:
Human: "See, I didn't kill him. *Yet* "
*Doom Music kicks in*
Story Two:
General: That was us just dicking around
Story one. I know that bar
Story 1: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Story 2: "WHY DO I HEAR RAID BOSS MUSIC?"
Amazing thing to read after the first story to realize what that implies for the 2nd one.
@@pootisbirb6683 Just when you think the humans couldn't be worse.
Story 2.5: this will be how we wage the next time some idiotic species declares war on us: shows war footage from WW1 and 2, Korean War, and many modern wars.
First rule, never mess with someone's barkeep when they have a large amount of patrons. The patrons might be quite protective of their bar keeper.
Regarding the nature of war for this universe, I can already imagine how the xenos would react to our version of shock and awe. They'd look up and just see a curtain of bombs falling toward the ground.
I had really expected there to be fireworks involved in that second story, ah well. Bringing the splendor of the boom without all the ouchies.
there was another story about some race a little upset at the fanfare humans were getting and felt they didn't deserve it so they scheduled a war. came to earth to discuss the rules and then let the military show them earth movies to show what human warfare was like to the diplos dismay.
scared the aliens to death and they were like 'nope. we're good'
wish i had better memory and could recall the title
@@yomogami4561 I think you are talking about the story "A polite invitation to war"
@@Wotan874 thanks
I need more stories where deathworlders from different worlds meet up in bars that cater to them or planets that work for them, or live in ships that suit them. That stuff is awesome
Story 2
Interviewer: I have done some digging into your species and found your kind prefers to play a specific kind of music during such displays. Tell me was this a taste of what I understand is called “boss music”?
Human General: Hmmm... I’m afraid not. If anything I think this would be considered the band tuning their instruments.
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Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Story 1: They were, indeed, introduced to the House of Pain
Story 2: I was gonna say, I thought humanity would go for the real war, instead of pageantry. But yes, by all means, beat them at their own game.
"Eat orbital bombardment, Xeno!" -Sun Tzu, probably.
For the next show, the humies brought in old in-atmo flying troop transports and a song by Richard Wagner...
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
And a few A-10's, maybe some Flying Fortresses... would a thermonuclear display be going too far?
On this season of The War we learn the human phrase "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
Gate reference??
@@TheSpartan-jh8sq Apocalypse Now reference. The scene in Gate is also a reference to Apocalypse Now :)
Story 2 is what happens when you cross a marching band, the Blue Angels, and a heavy metal concert.
I like this new "art" of war
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Oh shit! For real? They escaped a prison transport, and went looking for a fight in bar full of deathworlders? well, serves them right. What kind of universe is this, a person can't have a drink or three without someone shooting the bar tender? They think they're texans or something?
Oh dude! You never invite humans to a war, you just tell 'em where and when its happening. Don't worry we'll be there , with all our fanciest toys.
I think the first warning they got that maybe they shouldn't push thing was that they could enter the building armed and no one seemed to care.
Either that would mean the people in the building were sure they wouldn't use their weapons, or they didn't care if they did.
The situation may have still been recoverable after they shot the bartender in the shoulder if they had immediately tried to de-escalate the situation, they would have probably been beating pretty badly but they may have lived, but the one that shot the bartender definitely was going to die.
Not our fanciest. Just some pretty modern toys compared to them. Wouldn't want them to quit mid-way
Humans: I heard someone say WAAAAAAAHHHHH! So I came as fast as I could.
We MIGHT be a little late. Sometimes we try to stay "neutral". Neutral meaning we rent weapons and other war material to whatever side we like most while letting the other side's ships refuel at our ports, but don't sell them the same stuff. Then when they REALLY piss us off, we mobilize our ENTIRE industrial complex to kick their ass.
I painted myself red and came here for krumpin as fast as i could.
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.
Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence. Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting"
Wasn't there that one story when aliens tried to invade the solar system, but due to humanities sheer industrial might they didn't even notice
Leave it to the humans to open with the half-time show.
not a sequin or tassel in sight..... "unleach the drag queen, If we go to war, we go fabulously..."
The song for How the Galaxy Wages War is the Thriller by Michael Jackson.
Na brother, it was Clearly Man of War by Sabaton
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probably took longer to debate which song to use(there are a LOT of really good choices) than it did to coordinate everything else
@@42herooftime50 na, it's gotta be the price of a mile
It seemed to sync up pretty well with Sabaton's Art of War
There may be some debris left in the morning, but the bar will probably keep the skulls, as the beginnings of a throne. HFY!
They can decorate the top of the shelves behind the bar like rope lights across it. 😂
What I find the most entertaining about the first story is the fact that I doubt any of the patrons died, the barkeeps probably fine too
So at the end of the fight there’s probably just a pile of mush that was once the convicts and then some deathworlders scattered around drinking the pain away and nursing their wounds
Also for the second story the idea of sequins and tassels on a space ship just make me think of a barbie bicycle and I don’t think any human would take a sparkly pink space ship seriously…
Given the mention of "trumpets" coming in in the music, I'm guessing that the music playing was the 1812 Overture. 🤣
Thanks for the story 😊🙂
"Barkeep, avenge!"
*entire bar nods in unison as chairs start getting pulled away*
Shock and awe
Ha, that last one sounds like part of a story I saw on Reddit where enemy lizard troops had tactical dance squads to maybe lull their enemy into some kind of stupor, 🤷♂️. It was kinda funny since the human MC just shot them all. (I believe story was “Billy-Bob; space trucker” or some such)
Thank you for the reading
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I Do SAY, who thinks some of the audience defecated a brick after a showing like that here I thought it a football game instead a display of might.
Bless the Squerril
Bless the Author
Thank you for the video.
the wrong place at the wrong time for the first story
can you imagine the troops? they want us to do what?
thanks for the narration
For The Algorithm
Story number one. I know that bar.
It is on the poker run route
The no 1 rule-do nothing that interrupts the flow of intoxicants. All other rules-see rule no 1
"Sarge, let me get this straight. We are supposed to scare them enough that they WON'T want to fight? Where's the fun in that?"
Lol, drunk terrans. . .
Well I am glad in the second story, humans understand and don't go all ape shit crazy and kill everyon3, salt, then nuke then glass the planets of the enemy.
Xenos were able to explain to them
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
Let me sing the song of my people!!
For the algorithm and the narrator.
shock and awe, boys.
neat
Story 1: By morning there's nae gunna be ating to pick uop' Tis all gonna be floor goo. Story 2: The gods of war have entered the chat.
For the algorithm
Nothing quite so attention grabbing as dimming the sun to set the mood
For the voice the Algorithm and the story
F.A.S. 2nd, Sun Szu is still alive and read!
You pick the wrong bar fools !!!!!
fracking hell. Messing with the irish is already a bad idea. Messing with them on Saint Patricks Day......Now thats suicidal. Poor guys 😢
Don't hurt the bar keep he's neutral power against all other odds
For the Algorithm11!
since when is there background music?
That's not dead. *_This_*_ is dead._
They shot the bartender in what amounts to an IRISH PUB? Those poor dead xenos.
War as a spectator sport. Not really a new idea. There were crowds of spectators picnicking at Gettysburg. But to have it "televised" to the galaxy at large essentially tells them why they don't want to play at war with humanity. Or it could get real.
Binge watching all your stories. Blocked "thousands" of AI read and generated crap channels.
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1488? I’m gonna have to cancel you bro.
For the algorithm