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  • @scorpioperk1137
    @scorpioperk1137 3 роки тому +222

    Humanity: adaptive immune system that over generations nullifies the negative effects of bacteria and uses it to digest food better
    Aliens: WAIT THATS ILLEGAL

    • @danielstellmon5330
      @danielstellmon5330 3 роки тому +11

      Well, what are you gonna do about it?

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому +8

      So, we basically are venomous to xeno life

  • @ryguy9876
    @ryguy9876 3 роки тому +313

    I really like that first story. Not a lot of people realise that we humans posses what is essentially proto-venom. Most venoms in nature start out as powerful, developed bacteria cultures, and we humans have some of the world's most sophisticated cultures right inside our mouths and most of our digestive track.

    • @steveradroach9101
      @steveradroach9101 3 роки тому +60

      Wait, so our Saliva and all that shit could actually be venomous?

    • @Marsmuncher
      @Marsmuncher 3 роки тому +95

      @@steveradroach9101 Yep. Almost all animals considered non-venomious still require tetanus and antibiotic shots should you be bitten by them and human bites are no different. It is why some countries consider spitting on someone assault and in cases were the victim has a weakened or compromised immune system it can even be argued that it is attempted murder.

    • @ceilinglight1413
      @ceilinglight1413 3 роки тому +22

      He just sneezes

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +52

      suppose that's where Spitting Venom becomes real

    • @steveradroach9101
      @steveradroach9101 3 роки тому +24

      Well, damn!Now I know what to do or not if Aliens are attacking me😅

  • @badjer4328
    @badjer4328 3 роки тому +239

    Dungeon master:
    Your Barbarian Mercenary is bleeding out on a table with the lead physician staring down at you with tears welling in her eyes as you and her both know you are beyond saving. She spills out her stresses and fears as being the last of the military leaders personal escort left alive and someone needing to take command. What do you do?
    Player: With the last of my strength I use inspiration on the healer.
    (rolls 20)

  • @andythepanhead
    @andythepanhead 3 роки тому +62

    "And what are you gonna do about it?"- the dare that saved us all. The human dared us to live the life he lost. And that grandson is why I am the oldest of our species. Because humans usually live around a century. So how could I die out like the rest of us at 50?

  • @ParadoxAAA
    @ParadoxAAA 3 роки тому +209

    Humans are the weakest ape but that's like being the weakest jock, we're still far from the weakest animal like we can take on (most) monkeys due to the Great Apes' trademark ability "Go Apesh*t" characterized by grabbing the target and repeatedly bashing them into the ground or flinging them into something then jumping on them and whaling on it till it stops moving

    • @darokdeed
      @darokdeed 3 роки тому +50

      why have horns or claws if you can just slam them on the ground until they break.

    • @burnerheinz
      @burnerheinz 3 роки тому +28

      Random Chimp event

    • @ratemisia
      @ratemisia 3 роки тому +66

      Ape Attack Strategy: hit it until it stops working
      Ape Maintenance: hit it until it works again

    • @reesewhittington6778
      @reesewhittington6778 3 роки тому +37

      @@ratemisia ape reproduction: SMASH it

    • @adamdrawdy7436
      @adamdrawdy7436 3 роки тому +28

      @@ratemisia it's beautiful that percussion maintenance works both ways

  • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
    @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 3 роки тому +121

    jokes on you, I don't have a single sock, I have several severely damaged socks fused together into a sock amalgamation in order to cover all the holes in the other socks. even with the rough equivalent of 3 socks per foot (and one dish towel on the right) I still have areas where my skin is visible. the nanites can try to steal my sock, but I barely have any sock left in the first place.

    • @jacobgra5
      @jacobgra5 3 роки тому +11

      Your skin is a flesh sock

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 3 роки тому +14

      Sock of Theseus

    • @xenoplayspl6239
      @xenoplayspl6239 3 роки тому +16

      ah yes *"You cannot have your sock stolen if you do not have one"*

    • @Firesgone
      @Firesgone 3 роки тому +8

      Careful, they might shift focus to underwear if they can't find socks. Or maybe shoes.

    • @xenoplayspl6239
      @xenoplayspl6239 3 роки тому +9

      @@Firesgone and that is one unintencional reason why becomeing a nudist is good

  • @scotteggert9820
    @scotteggert9820 3 роки тому +23

    Just wait till that Doc finds out about the Human concept of 'No One Left Behind'.

  • @Mecryte
    @Mecryte 3 роки тому +20

    If you have to have a group on board in an almost certain death situation, make sure one of them is British. They still have the "Stiff Upper Lip" attitude they got from WWII.

  • @GrimpakTheMook
    @GrimpakTheMook 3 роки тому +71

    The human spirit is a fire that only needs some kindling to spread.
    Even in its last embers, it is strong enough to start a blaze.
    And, as long as there is kindle, it is everlasting, all-consuming and brighter than a million supernovae.

    • @Talon1124
      @Talon1124 3 роки тому +6

      The world in which you were born is just one model of reality. Other cultures are not failed attempts at being YOU: they are unique manifestations of the human spirit.
      Wade Davis.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +6

      That was something that I've noticed across the stories; humans having this ability to inspire, and this ability being gained by those who work with humans.

    • @judahboyd2107
      @judahboyd2107 3 роки тому +6

      @@henrypaleveda7760 Our species looks at giving up as almost unacceptable. In the most hopeless situations, when lives are on the line, we rarely give up. I suppose that's why the trope of a character waiting on a miracle rescue, and said rescue not arriving, isn't satisfying. We always hold on to hope. I would hope that inspires anyone else we encounter.

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 3 роки тому +8

    2nd Story: Human Spirit. Its infectious
    (1st story: Human Bacteria. It’s *very* infectious)

  • @fbi6179
    @fbi6179 3 роки тому +21

    This made me remember that our spit is practically acid.

    • @Firesgone
      @Firesgone 3 роки тому +16

      It actually is. Bacteria aside, it's acidic enough to melt some foods on the spot. Bread and chips for example.
      Babies have much more acidic saliva too to compensate for the lack of teeth and habit of putting everything in their mouths.

  • @twforster15
    @twforster15 3 роки тому +25

    Proof that I he human spirit is a contagious memetic hazard

    • @junkercitizen229
      @junkercitizen229 3 роки тому +1

      what class is it tho? under the right conditions id classify it up to euclid

  • @dragonson04
    @dragonson04 3 роки тому +11

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. My second featured story by Agro, and people seem to like it...kind of. And, just to be clear, the human did indeed hock a loogie.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +2

      Thank you again for the permission , much appreciated

  • @michaeldayman682
    @michaeldayman682 2 роки тому +6

    1st story - the hunter probably killed off most of his own planet.
    If they open his ship at all, the air borne pestilence will escape.
    I cant imagine why the hunter went home.
    Better to send the message and immolate itself and its ship on the planet or in orbit with a warning beacon.

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 роки тому +37

    First one was amusing second one makes you think.

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 роки тому

      Nice! Haven't heard either yet and this is all I want out of these stories

  • @got2kittys
    @got2kittys 3 роки тому +4

    FTA.
    If your nanobot swarm gets my sox, it may well deactivate from organic toxins.

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 3 роки тому +11

    Seems like aliens should really have read "War of the Worlds".
    And that second story was almost a tearjerker.

  • @Mad_Overseer
    @Mad_Overseer 3 роки тому +11

    For the algorithm!
    I almost felt bad for the guy in the first story.
    I think the second story needed more information about the situation and how the current situation came.

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 3 роки тому +7

    Both stories are about infectious aspects of Earth. Great connection. For the algorithm

    • @ceilinglight1413
      @ceilinglight1413 3 роки тому +1

      So like covid

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      For The algorithm

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 3 роки тому

      Humans are vaguely poisonous but due to the bacteria in us rather than any actual poison. In fact it’s been shown many predators find us disgusting to eat. Especially sharks who will usually spit us out after a single bite unless desperate. Cannibals usually suffer from a Prion disease because of what’s in us and it’s extremely likely for a bite from a human to become infectious thanks to the bacteria in our mouths alone. We’re nasty, bacteria ridden animals who you never want to be bitten by, let alone spit on.

  • @car0lm1k3
    @car0lm1k3 3 роки тому +9

    Blood for the blood God. Skulls for the skull throne. Tribute for the algorithm

  • @rainbowchaser73
    @rainbowchaser73 3 роки тому +5

    The fist one gave me the giggles! Like seriously we all have a micro biome. The second one gave me warm fuzzys

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 3 роки тому +6

    Got to love the second one. Passing on the fire of human spirit with a simple question.

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 3 роки тому +17

    The guy from the second-story must have been from konoha. He gave her his will of Fire. S4 the first story yeah I'm not sure if the guy was hunting toddlers or what but yeah he had it coming

    • @andythepanhead
      @andythepanhead 3 роки тому +4

      I feel like the first guy tried to fight a llama or a kangaroo.

    • @MoSteel497
      @MoSteel497 3 роки тому +7

      Considering the genre, it had to be human. Pretty sure it was a drunk guys who projectile vomited.

  • @ATSucks1
    @ATSucks1 3 роки тому +17

    Thanks data magnet, thanks bob the dragon.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      indeed

    • @danielstellmon5330
      @danielstellmon5330 3 роки тому +1

      Bob the dragon, hu I thought you said "bother the dragon". I'm sorry for getting the name wrong, but like bother better.

  • @tachyon8317
    @tachyon8317 2 роки тому +3

    First 2 minutes into the video - "Oh, you hunted lizards, big whoop. Then you tried to hunt bear? Got you arse handed to you? Yeah, that's pretty standard, even for us Hoo-mans."

  • @wildwikedwanderer1208
    @wildwikedwanderer1208 3 роки тому +6

    Haha I was wondering what happened to your sentient swarm of nano bots glad to know they switched to socks

  • @Firesgone
    @Firesgone 3 роки тому +2

    The nanite gremlins again?! Not taking that chance. I'm short several pairs, and that's just the ones I noticed!

  • @thenthson
    @thenthson 3 роки тому +3

    Other sock? So long as my socks are of the same cut i do not care.

  • @michaelmoore2679
    @michaelmoore2679 2 роки тому +1

    Poor little fellow landed in Glasgow by the sound of it. Never stood a chance.

  • @jonf2009
    @jonf2009 Рік тому +1

    I love the fact that the entire first story was a predator reference.

  • @jamesiewalters2360
    @jamesiewalters2360 3 роки тому +3

    Tell me sir, have you heard of small galaxy? It really shouldn't work, but it does and does it SO well!

  • @julonkrutor4649
    @julonkrutor4649 3 роки тому +8

    For the nanoswarm ^^

  • @midgefidget5796
    @midgefidget5796 Рік тому +1

    I was clueless. Thought maybe the venom came from a spitting cobra. Didn't think of spit as 'toxic'

  • @blackcat09tails55
    @blackcat09tails55 Рік тому +1

    I didn't know that human mercenary but I enjoyed his final message

  • @wyattweiler7208
    @wyattweiler7208 3 роки тому +3

    Love this channel. The stories are amazing.

  • @Tardis92
    @Tardis92 3 роки тому +3

    Loved the intro!

  • @HenshinFanatic
    @HenshinFanatic Рік тому +1

    So the to sum up the theme of these two stories: Humanity's Infectious

  • @stinkyfungus
    @stinkyfungus Рік тому +1

    Here is the twist for the first story...
    Think about it. An adult probably WOULDN'T spit at his/her assailant. Pummel it to red goo? Sure if they are trained in the fighting arts, or possess a strong will to combat when faced with the unexpected.
    But you know who certainly would? A 11 or 12 year old boy who was just jumped by someone/something way weaker than him (I mean when I was a kid I was no slouch in a fight, having taken a few years of martial arts, but launching one of my peers 15-20 feet in the air with my legs? Nah. Can't do it, no way. Remember he got tossed "4x his height" on the botched tackle. )
    So this old experienced small statured mammalian hunter got his ass royally kicked by a middle shool aged human kid. Lol. Poor bastard.
    Either that, or the guy jumped an adult Llama or maybe a camel (camels spit defensively too, right?!l) thinking it was some sort of apex predator

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Рік тому

      No, he definitely jumped a human, he described it as bipedal.The guy was also probably a lot lighter than a human of similar size due to the low gravity of his world.

  • @laughingdragon8858
    @laughingdragon8858 2 роки тому

    That 2nd story hit me in the feels

  • @Fyrwulf
    @Fyrwulf 3 роки тому +3

    So can we name the hunter Dennis Nedry?

  • @PhoenixThunderheart
    @PhoenixThunderheart Рік тому +1

    Story 1: Always wear safety glasses

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому +1

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @anadaere6861
    @anadaere6861 2 роки тому +1

    Dropped in australia? AKA Mini Deathworld? Oof

  • @noahkleugh9323
    @noahkleugh9323 Рік тому

    I want my other sock back after the nanites stole it!

  • @boingboingresearcherph.d.2871
    @boingboingresearcherph.d.2871 3 роки тому +1

    That alien got covid...

  • @undrachvrsage
    @undrachvrsage 3 роки тому +1

    Algorithm enhancement for spit in your eye

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic Рік тому +1

    I'm on a deathworld. I'm gunna hunt the one defenceless looking populous animal.
    Whilst hunting it
    I'm gunna ignore that everything g with claws, venom, fangs, strength and size avoids my prey.
    I'm a hunter,
    An algae hunter maybe.

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 роки тому

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @kingnothing8570
    @kingnothing8570 3 роки тому +1

    we will light a fire in anyone to win to survive is the ultimate goal on our planet i don't know what passes for furry amongst your misbegotten kin but No Fear No Mercy No Remorse is followed up by care compassion and consideration not because its natural but because we beat our nature and surpassed it to become moral powerful and caring our gods were shit so we became better in their stead

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 роки тому +1

    For the algorithm

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому

    Bless the Squerril

  • @ragglefraggleist
    @ragglefraggleist 3 роки тому +1

    So, if i like AND subscribe i get to keep one of my favorite socks? Deal.

  • @tonyreaver2627
    @tonyreaver2627 3 роки тому

    No not my other sock its the good one

  • @nathanjensen3928
    @nathanjensen3928 3 роки тому

    New intro wooo

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      probably will stick around for 6 months like the last one , lol

  • @MrGoesBoom
    @MrGoesBoom 3 роки тому

    For socks! Er,,, The Algorithm!

  • @neenm4299
    @neenm4299 3 роки тому

    No! Not my other sock!

  • @macpurdy
    @macpurdy 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm and the narrator.

  • @robertbemis9800
    @robertbemis9800 3 роки тому

    Punny alien

  • @kalebcrafts4338
    @kalebcrafts4338 3 роки тому

    NOT MY SOCK

  • @Spartan-lb9gh
    @Spartan-lb9gh 3 роки тому

    For the beeb boop

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 Рік тому

    Which other sock?

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 3 роки тому

    neat

  • @janthion3590
    @janthion3590 3 роки тому

    Fool I mostly wear slippers

  • @alphared4671
    @alphared4671 3 роки тому

    hello

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 роки тому

    F.T.A

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 8 місяців тому

    169th, 25 December 2023

  • @rupertmiller9690
    @rupertmiller9690 3 роки тому

    .

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @nk-rv1vj
    @nk-rv1vj 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm