Humanity: adaptive immune system that over generations nullifies the negative effects of bacteria and uses it to digest food better Aliens: WAIT THATS ILLEGAL
I really like that first story. Not a lot of people realise that we humans posses what is essentially proto-venom. Most venoms in nature start out as powerful, developed bacteria cultures, and we humans have some of the world's most sophisticated cultures right inside our mouths and most of our digestive track.
@@steveradroach9101 Yep. Almost all animals considered non-venomious still require tetanus and antibiotic shots should you be bitten by them and human bites are no different. It is why some countries consider spitting on someone assault and in cases were the victim has a weakened or compromised immune system it can even be argued that it is attempted murder.
Dungeon master: Your Barbarian Mercenary is bleeding out on a table with the lead physician staring down at you with tears welling in her eyes as you and her both know you are beyond saving. She spills out her stresses and fears as being the last of the military leaders personal escort left alive and someone needing to take command. What do you do? Player: With the last of my strength I use inspiration on the healer. (rolls 20)
"And what are you gonna do about it?"- the dare that saved us all. The human dared us to live the life he lost. And that grandson is why I am the oldest of our species. Because humans usually live around a century. So how could I die out like the rest of us at 50?
Humans are the weakest ape but that's like being the weakest jock, we're still far from the weakest animal like we can take on (most) monkeys due to the Great Apes' trademark ability "Go Apesh*t" characterized by grabbing the target and repeatedly bashing them into the ground or flinging them into something then jumping on them and whaling on it till it stops moving
jokes on you, I don't have a single sock, I have several severely damaged socks fused together into a sock amalgamation in order to cover all the holes in the other socks. even with the rough equivalent of 3 socks per foot (and one dish towel on the right) I still have areas where my skin is visible. the nanites can try to steal my sock, but I barely have any sock left in the first place.
If you have to have a group on board in an almost certain death situation, make sure one of them is British. They still have the "Stiff Upper Lip" attitude they got from WWII.
The human spirit is a fire that only needs some kindling to spread. Even in its last embers, it is strong enough to start a blaze. And, as long as there is kindle, it is everlasting, all-consuming and brighter than a million supernovae.
The world in which you were born is just one model of reality. Other cultures are not failed attempts at being YOU: they are unique manifestations of the human spirit. Wade Davis.
That was something that I've noticed across the stories; humans having this ability to inspire, and this ability being gained by those who work with humans.
@@henrypaleveda7760 Our species looks at giving up as almost unacceptable. In the most hopeless situations, when lives are on the line, we rarely give up. I suppose that's why the trope of a character waiting on a miracle rescue, and said rescue not arriving, isn't satisfying. We always hold on to hope. I would hope that inspires anyone else we encounter.
It actually is. Bacteria aside, it's acidic enough to melt some foods on the spot. Bread and chips for example. Babies have much more acidic saliva too to compensate for the lack of teeth and habit of putting everything in their mouths.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. My second featured story by Agro, and people seem to like it...kind of. And, just to be clear, the human did indeed hock a loogie.
1st story - the hunter probably killed off most of his own planet. If they open his ship at all, the air borne pestilence will escape. I cant imagine why the hunter went home. Better to send the message and immolate itself and its ship on the planet or in orbit with a warning beacon.
For the algorithm! I almost felt bad for the guy in the first story. I think the second story needed more information about the situation and how the current situation came.
Humans are vaguely poisonous but due to the bacteria in us rather than any actual poison. In fact it’s been shown many predators find us disgusting to eat. Especially sharks who will usually spit us out after a single bite unless desperate. Cannibals usually suffer from a Prion disease because of what’s in us and it’s extremely likely for a bite from a human to become infectious thanks to the bacteria in our mouths alone. We’re nasty, bacteria ridden animals who you never want to be bitten by, let alone spit on.
The guy from the second-story must have been from konoha. He gave her his will of Fire. S4 the first story yeah I'm not sure if the guy was hunting toddlers or what but yeah he had it coming
First 2 minutes into the video - "Oh, you hunted lizards, big whoop. Then you tried to hunt bear? Got you arse handed to you? Yeah, that's pretty standard, even for us Hoo-mans."
Here is the twist for the first story... Think about it. An adult probably WOULDN'T spit at his/her assailant. Pummel it to red goo? Sure if they are trained in the fighting arts, or possess a strong will to combat when faced with the unexpected. But you know who certainly would? A 11 or 12 year old boy who was just jumped by someone/something way weaker than him (I mean when I was a kid I was no slouch in a fight, having taken a few years of martial arts, but launching one of my peers 15-20 feet in the air with my legs? Nah. Can't do it, no way. Remember he got tossed "4x his height" on the botched tackle. ) So this old experienced small statured mammalian hunter got his ass royally kicked by a middle shool aged human kid. Lol. Poor bastard. Either that, or the guy jumped an adult Llama or maybe a camel (camels spit defensively too, right?!l) thinking it was some sort of apex predator
No, he definitely jumped a human, he described it as bipedal.The guy was also probably a lot lighter than a human of similar size due to the low gravity of his world.
I'm on a deathworld. I'm gunna hunt the one defenceless looking populous animal. Whilst hunting it I'm gunna ignore that everything g with claws, venom, fangs, strength and size avoids my prey. I'm a hunter, An algae hunter maybe.
we will light a fire in anyone to win to survive is the ultimate goal on our planet i don't know what passes for furry amongst your misbegotten kin but No Fear No Mercy No Remorse is followed up by care compassion and consideration not because its natural but because we beat our nature and surpassed it to become moral powerful and caring our gods were shit so we became better in their stead
Humanity: adaptive immune system that over generations nullifies the negative effects of bacteria and uses it to digest food better
Aliens: WAIT THATS ILLEGAL
Well, what are you gonna do about it?
So, we basically are venomous to xeno life
I really like that first story. Not a lot of people realise that we humans posses what is essentially proto-venom. Most venoms in nature start out as powerful, developed bacteria cultures, and we humans have some of the world's most sophisticated cultures right inside our mouths and most of our digestive track.
Wait, so our Saliva and all that shit could actually be venomous?
@@steveradroach9101 Yep. Almost all animals considered non-venomious still require tetanus and antibiotic shots should you be bitten by them and human bites are no different. It is why some countries consider spitting on someone assault and in cases were the victim has a weakened or compromised immune system it can even be argued that it is attempted murder.
He just sneezes
suppose that's where Spitting Venom becomes real
Well, damn!Now I know what to do or not if Aliens are attacking me😅
Dungeon master:
Your Barbarian Mercenary is bleeding out on a table with the lead physician staring down at you with tears welling in her eyes as you and her both know you are beyond saving. She spills out her stresses and fears as being the last of the military leaders personal escort left alive and someone needing to take command. What do you do?
Player: With the last of my strength I use inspiration on the healer.
(rolls 20)
:)
"And what are you gonna do about it?"- the dare that saved us all. The human dared us to live the life he lost. And that grandson is why I am the oldest of our species. Because humans usually live around a century. So how could I die out like the rest of us at 50?
Humans are the weakest ape but that's like being the weakest jock, we're still far from the weakest animal like we can take on (most) monkeys due to the Great Apes' trademark ability "Go Apesh*t" characterized by grabbing the target and repeatedly bashing them into the ground or flinging them into something then jumping on them and whaling on it till it stops moving
why have horns or claws if you can just slam them on the ground until they break.
Random Chimp event
Ape Attack Strategy: hit it until it stops working
Ape Maintenance: hit it until it works again
@@ratemisia ape reproduction: SMASH it
@@ratemisia it's beautiful that percussion maintenance works both ways
jokes on you, I don't have a single sock, I have several severely damaged socks fused together into a sock amalgamation in order to cover all the holes in the other socks. even with the rough equivalent of 3 socks per foot (and one dish towel on the right) I still have areas where my skin is visible. the nanites can try to steal my sock, but I barely have any sock left in the first place.
Your skin is a flesh sock
Sock of Theseus
ah yes *"You cannot have your sock stolen if you do not have one"*
Careful, they might shift focus to underwear if they can't find socks. Or maybe shoes.
@@Firesgone and that is one unintencional reason why becomeing a nudist is good
Just wait till that Doc finds out about the Human concept of 'No One Left Behind'.
If you have to have a group on board in an almost certain death situation, make sure one of them is British. They still have the "Stiff Upper Lip" attitude they got from WWII.
The human spirit is a fire that only needs some kindling to spread.
Even in its last embers, it is strong enough to start a blaze.
And, as long as there is kindle, it is everlasting, all-consuming and brighter than a million supernovae.
The world in which you were born is just one model of reality. Other cultures are not failed attempts at being YOU: they are unique manifestations of the human spirit.
Wade Davis.
That was something that I've noticed across the stories; humans having this ability to inspire, and this ability being gained by those who work with humans.
@@henrypaleveda7760 Our species looks at giving up as almost unacceptable. In the most hopeless situations, when lives are on the line, we rarely give up. I suppose that's why the trope of a character waiting on a miracle rescue, and said rescue not arriving, isn't satisfying. We always hold on to hope. I would hope that inspires anyone else we encounter.
2nd Story: Human Spirit. Its infectious
(1st story: Human Bacteria. It’s *very* infectious)
we spread
This comment is underrated
This made me remember that our spit is practically acid.
It actually is. Bacteria aside, it's acidic enough to melt some foods on the spot. Bread and chips for example.
Babies have much more acidic saliva too to compensate for the lack of teeth and habit of putting everything in their mouths.
Proof that I he human spirit is a contagious memetic hazard
what class is it tho? under the right conditions id classify it up to euclid
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. My second featured story by Agro, and people seem to like it...kind of. And, just to be clear, the human did indeed hock a loogie.
Thank you again for the permission , much appreciated
1st story - the hunter probably killed off most of his own planet.
If they open his ship at all, the air borne pestilence will escape.
I cant imagine why the hunter went home.
Better to send the message and immolate itself and its ship on the planet or in orbit with a warning beacon.
First one was amusing second one makes you think.
Nice! Haven't heard either yet and this is all I want out of these stories
FTA.
If your nanobot swarm gets my sox, it may well deactivate from organic toxins.
Seems like aliens should really have read "War of the Worlds".
And that second story was almost a tearjerker.
Thunderchild go brrr
@@britishneko3906And BOOM!
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I almost felt bad for the guy in the first story.
I think the second story needed more information about the situation and how the current situation came.
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Both stories are about infectious aspects of Earth. Great connection. For the algorithm
So like covid
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Humans are vaguely poisonous but due to the bacteria in us rather than any actual poison. In fact it’s been shown many predators find us disgusting to eat. Especially sharks who will usually spit us out after a single bite unless desperate. Cannibals usually suffer from a Prion disease because of what’s in us and it’s extremely likely for a bite from a human to become infectious thanks to the bacteria in our mouths alone. We’re nasty, bacteria ridden animals who you never want to be bitten by, let alone spit on.
Blood for the blood God. Skulls for the skull throne. Tribute for the algorithm
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Milk for the Khorne flakes
Milk for the khorne flaks
The fist one gave me the giggles! Like seriously we all have a micro biome. The second one gave me warm fuzzys
Got to love the second one. Passing on the fire of human spirit with a simple question.
The guy from the second-story must have been from konoha. He gave her his will of Fire. S4 the first story yeah I'm not sure if the guy was hunting toddlers or what but yeah he had it coming
I feel like the first guy tried to fight a llama or a kangaroo.
Considering the genre, it had to be human. Pretty sure it was a drunk guys who projectile vomited.
Thanks data magnet, thanks bob the dragon.
indeed
Bob the dragon, hu I thought you said "bother the dragon". I'm sorry for getting the name wrong, but like bother better.
First 2 minutes into the video - "Oh, you hunted lizards, big whoop. Then you tried to hunt bear? Got you arse handed to you? Yeah, that's pretty standard, even for us Hoo-mans."
true
Haha I was wondering what happened to your sentient swarm of nano bots glad to know they switched to socks
The nanite gremlins again?! Not taking that chance. I'm short several pairs, and that's just the ones I noticed!
they can be sneaky
Other sock? So long as my socks are of the same cut i do not care.
Poor little fellow landed in Glasgow by the sound of it. Never stood a chance.
I love the fact that the entire first story was a predator reference.
Tell me sir, have you heard of small galaxy? It really shouldn't work, but it does and does it SO well!
For the nanoswarm ^^
for the nanoswarm
I was clueless. Thought maybe the venom came from a spitting cobra. Didn't think of spit as 'toxic'
I didn't know that human mercenary but I enjoyed his final message
Love this channel. The stories are amazing.
glad you like
Loved the intro!
:)
So the to sum up the theme of these two stories: Humanity's Infectious
Here is the twist for the first story...
Think about it. An adult probably WOULDN'T spit at his/her assailant. Pummel it to red goo? Sure if they are trained in the fighting arts, or possess a strong will to combat when faced with the unexpected.
But you know who certainly would? A 11 or 12 year old boy who was just jumped by someone/something way weaker than him (I mean when I was a kid I was no slouch in a fight, having taken a few years of martial arts, but launching one of my peers 15-20 feet in the air with my legs? Nah. Can't do it, no way. Remember he got tossed "4x his height" on the botched tackle. )
So this old experienced small statured mammalian hunter got his ass royally kicked by a middle shool aged human kid. Lol. Poor bastard.
Either that, or the guy jumped an adult Llama or maybe a camel (camels spit defensively too, right?!l) thinking it was some sort of apex predator
No, he definitely jumped a human, he described it as bipedal.The guy was also probably a lot lighter than a human of similar size due to the low gravity of his world.
That 2nd story hit me in the feels
So can we name the hunter Dennis Nedry?
Story 1: Always wear safety glasses
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Dropped in australia? AKA Mini Deathworld? Oof
I want my other sock back after the nanites stole it!
That alien got covid...
Algorithm enhancement for spit in your eye
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I'm on a deathworld. I'm gunna hunt the one defenceless looking populous animal.
Whilst hunting it
I'm gunna ignore that everything g with claws, venom, fangs, strength and size avoids my prey.
I'm a hunter,
An algae hunter maybe.
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
we will light a fire in anyone to win to survive is the ultimate goal on our planet i don't know what passes for furry amongst your misbegotten kin but No Fear No Mercy No Remorse is followed up by care compassion and consideration not because its natural but because we beat our nature and surpassed it to become moral powerful and caring our gods were shit so we became better in their stead
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Bless the Squerril
So, if i like AND subscribe i get to keep one of my favorite socks? Deal.
No not my other sock its the good one
New intro wooo
probably will stick around for 6 months like the last one , lol
For socks! Er,,, The Algorithm!
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No! Not my other sock!
For the algorithm and the narrator.
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Punny alien
NOT MY SOCK
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agreed
Which other sock?
neat
:)
Fool I mostly wear slippers
hello
hey there
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