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  • @rolex4524
    @rolex4524 8 років тому +132

    Rodney had impeccable timing and delivery. You laughed non-stop, and notice...not one racial slur or religious slur or sexual slur joke like many of today's so-called "comedians". RIP Rodney, you were one of the very best.

    • @gooberzmom
      @gooberzmom 7 років тому +8

      I agree, I think the comedians of today lack the education to get a laugh without using foul language.

    • @hotwaterintub1
      @hotwaterintub1 7 років тому +6

      Same here. Most comedians of today are vulgar at best.

    • @andrewmarinelly5838
      @andrewmarinelly5838 7 років тому +3

      There was a change in the 90's to late 80's as stand-up grew and self imploded. Previously Rodney and Jay Leno were the reigning kings with the classic style of a laugh every 15 sec. The other main style of comedy came from Pryor and Carlin, Carlin being more orthodox, but honesty and confrontation were a major part of their style. Sadly Rodney's style became rare and looked down upon because hacks were associated with it. Most newer comedians were heavily influenced by the later style and with social media being what it is building a library of quick jokes to use on audiences is harder than before and a lot of crowds turn when they hear jokes they heard before. But Rodney was filthy just not on stage, he brought up the filthiest comedians of the 80's, Dice, Kinnison, Hicks. His act was consistent most of his life and didn't succeed until later into his career I think you calling him clean has more to do with what is acceptable to say today vs then . Having jokes about intercourse was taboo let alone your wife cheating on you. Anyways this is long and pointless way to say I agree Rodney is Mount Rushmore of comedians great, but the second half of your statement might have more to do with reminiscing and aging than with facts.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 7 років тому

      face it ... life is better when lived offline. If you are seeing a comedian for the first time then there is no need to ruin it by seeing them online or ever gong to see them a second time. They will be using the same jokes from the first time the second time you go see them a year later.

    • @mel2000
      @mel2000 7 років тому +1

      Sometimes it pays to see them live. Some comedians cuss and tell more politically incorrect jokes when the're not being recorded for broadcast.

  • @watchcloak
    @watchcloak 8 років тому +377

    even his sex jokes are classier than the shit we see today

    • @thunderguyer
      @thunderguyer 8 років тому +11

      I told my son that he'd have kids of his own one day. He told me "So will you"

    • @grimblegrumble
      @grimblegrumble 8 років тому +1

      you don't happen to be born in the wrong generation do you?

    • @grimblegrumble
      @grimblegrumble 8 років тому +1

      Randyhall85
      no need to hurt my feelings :(

    • @watchcloak
      @watchcloak 8 років тому

      Grimble Grumble you're a dumb nerd >:)

    • @grimblegrumble
      @grimblegrumble 8 років тому

      Randyhall85
      I'm crying right now, just thought I'd let you know.

  • @kdubbster
    @kdubbster 7 років тому +197

    Rodney was one of a kind. RIP

    • @cindii9806
      @cindii9806 7 років тому

      kdubble_u he's still alive

    • @kdubbster
      @kdubbster 7 років тому

      He's dead Sadly to say Cindii.

    • @cindii9806
      @cindii9806 7 років тому

      kdubble_u Wow...I didn't know that. Thank you.

    • @kdubbster
      @kdubbster 7 років тому

      No Problem Cindii. Happy Holidays to you and yours!

    • @barryrichman9424
      @barryrichman9424 7 років тому +4

      kdubble_u.....why can't we all just get along ?

  • @abc456f
    @abc456f 7 років тому +73

    Crying my eyes out from laughing. Johnny was a perfect straight man. Rodney's delivery of these gems is classic. Like a machine gun, just mowing 'em down.

  • @anibalbabilonia1867
    @anibalbabilonia1867 8 років тому +172

    I miss this guy! He was the funnies guy out there! Love all his movies and watched his comedy all the time... Rip Rodney 😢

    • @shroomydude691
      @shroomydude691 8 років тому +3

      +george fish George you have serious issues. Please stay confined to your trailer park.

    • @shroomydude691
      @shroomydude691 8 років тому +2

      It does not matter what I am. It's very clear to everyone what you are which is a trailer trash piece of scat.

    • @styldsteel1
      @styldsteel1 8 років тому +3

      +george fish You are obviously from this current generation. Arent you. Typical shmo in his basement or bedroom sitting in your underwear thinking your hot shit sitting and clicking and clacking on your keyboard

    • @styldsteel1
      @styldsteel1 8 років тому +3

      +Marc S Just end the conversation with this guy. Your talking to a someone with the intelligience of a piece of metal

    • @styldsteel1
      @styldsteel1 8 років тому +3

      LOL!! Yep! I was so right! LOL!!! Beam me up Scotty, no intelligient life form found here.

  • @coyotemojo
    @coyotemojo 8 років тому +586

    One of the all time greats.

    • @paulm5197
      @paulm5197 8 років тому +6

      +coyotemojo Couldn't agree more.

    • @lovejen01
      @lovejen01 8 років тому +5

      +coyotemojo there will be no other comic like him

    • @CGroovy1975
      @CGroovy1975 8 років тому +1

      +coyotemojo Which one?

    • @lovejen01
      @lovejen01 8 років тому +26

      both there will never be another Dangerfield or Carson

    • @CGroovy1975
      @CGroovy1975 8 років тому +8

      +chuck findlay That's what I meant. Both brilliant

  • @pattilondon8076
    @pattilondon8076 5 років тому +127

    I saw Rodney Dangerfield on stage in New York in the early 70’s. I was laughing so hard he actually pointed at me and said “You must be from Connecticut!” He was right, it took 3hrs to drive to his show in snow from Ct. He was amazing.

    • @Torgo1969
      @Torgo1969 3 роки тому +4

      That's great, I loved Rodney in the 1980s when he absolutely rose to superstardom. I saw Bill Burr in his prime in Detroit in 2013 and almost fell out of my chair into the aisle.

    • @normanbutler8022
      @normanbutler8022 3 роки тому +8

      I'm a 64 year old Englishman, only just discovered this man (although his name did ring a distant bell)..I've just watched this and I nearly stopped breathing for laughter. .pure genius - compare this to the PC crap now that tries to pass as talent. ..

  • @downsouth9485
    @downsouth9485 7 років тому +240

    In my opinion Rodney Dangerfield was the best stand-up comedian there has ever been.

    • @Mark-sj3xb
      @Mark-sj3xb 5 років тому +11

      Ask guys like Sandler, Seinfeld, Foxworthy and they’ll tell you he is the model by which all comedians aspire to be.

    • @paulthomas9911
      @paulthomas9911 5 років тому +1

      agree...the best ever. funniest one liners ever

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 років тому

      DownSouth
      Real close between Rodney, Jackie, Lucille, and Richard.....
      All four have comic genius in their different styles.

    • @ralphcraig5816
      @ralphcraig5816 5 років тому +3

      @Kula Cnt Go play in the traffic, the 405 works for me...

    • @themercilesscommentator9066
      @themercilesscommentator9066 5 років тому

      Then why was he sitting down?

  • @jamesd2128
    @jamesd2128 8 років тому +250

    Timing, timing, and more timing, Rodney was a genius.

    • @stephenobrien1505
      @stephenobrien1505 8 років тому +6

      +jamesd2128 That's what it was. Probably had the best comedic timing of his era.

    • @mirellasanseviero472
      @mirellasanseviero472 8 років тому +2

      +Stephen O'Brien ...of most eras---

    • @ericsterz7591
      @ericsterz7591 8 років тому

      +Stephen O'Brien Best. Timing. Ever.

    • @mytfy1
      @mytfy1 8 років тому +1

      +jamesd2128 Yes, Rodney was the best. RIP Rodney.

    • @TheBeeFactory
      @TheBeeFactory 8 років тому +6

      +jamesd2128 Timing... sure. That and writing about 10 million jokes. You will never see a modern comic cram that many jokes into 3-4 minutes of interview. He was a joke machine if there ever was one.

  • @rubedogg6969
    @rubedogg6969 8 років тому +756

    Even though Rodney has died his material is still funnier than anything today!

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 8 років тому +45

      Back in a time when comics were actually funny and didn't have to dance around that political correctness bullsh*t.

    • @cosmomccaulley7413
      @cosmomccaulley7413 7 років тому +3

      WAIT..RODNEY IS DEAD??

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 7 років тому +14

      COSMO McCaulley
      That's why he hasn't been on any talk shows or movies in the past 12 years. I tell ya, he gets no respect, not even after he's DIED, he gets no respect. Give him one'a these. (makes Ok sign with his fingers) That's all he really wanted... Just one'a these. :)

    • @dareisnogod5711
      @dareisnogod5711 7 років тому +1

      WAIT ! WAIT ! SO ARE YOU.

    • @NOMCCBAMA
      @NOMCCBAMA 7 років тому +2

      What is heard was he was trying to extend his life through an operation and didn't make it through the operation.

  • @laddiemeadows1156
    @laddiemeadows1156 7 років тому +364

    Johnny was a real pro. He allowed his guests to do their thing without constantly interrupting them and trying to be cute.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 5 років тому +7

      Fallon needs to get the DVD set, and study... ;-P

    • @peterraboni1197
      @peterraboni1197 5 років тому +3

      That was real entertainment back then

    • @jimlamanna9712
      @jimlamanna9712 5 років тому +7

      Laddie Meadows 2 classic and classy men joking around. Now all we got are politically biased douchebags with a talk show

    • @richardcarothers6147
      @richardcarothers6147 5 років тому +2

      Rachael Ray..f-in bitch never stops talking

    • @JohnnyNada
      @JohnnyNada 4 роки тому +1

      Duuude Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel all suuuck

  • @ShazamImagineThat
    @ShazamImagineThat 7 років тому +55

    Rodney passed away 14 years ago today. He was a classic comedian on a level of his own.

  • @JulianA601
    @JulianA601 8 років тому +576

    It's sad to think we will never see the likes of Carson, Robin Williams, Jonathan Winters, Dangerfield, etc.ever again.
    It was a different time then. Thank God for U-Tube.

    • @Wyldhare47
      @Wyldhare47 7 років тому +2

      Julian A ...I agree..it'll never be that good again...

    •  7 років тому +3

      Julian, thank God for UA-cam also!

    • @mattm3729
      @mattm3729 7 років тому +4

      Except Robin was a joke-stealing hack.

    • @mattm3729
      @mattm3729 7 років тому

      Mike Dunn Yea, mid twenty something old person

    • @mattm3729
      @mattm3729 7 років тому

      Mike Dunn Wait, when did I say what you are suggesting I apparently said?

  • @garybrice7689
    @garybrice7689 8 років тому +142

    Like a fine wine, Rodney got better with age, truly a comedic genius!

    • @bunt1691
      @bunt1691 6 років тому

      Gary Brice he's Yoggi....... That's my take

    • @DavidHobgood
      @DavidHobgood 6 років тому +1

      And, Rodney started late in life as a comedian. His wife got very sick, but Rodney hung with her until she died, then he hit the road and never looked back.

  • @bigdogbob845
    @bigdogbob845 7 років тому +28

    Rodney was the Master of the One Liner, and the Zingers he could throw are Legendary.

  • @MegaSlowburner
    @MegaSlowburner 7 років тому +55

    Rodney you always said you got no respect. But just one voice......I have always had the utmost respect for you!

    • @Torgo1969
      @Torgo1969 3 роки тому

      He absolutely killed in the 1980s, and rose to enormous fame and respect! He was a major highlight of that decade.

    • @michaelnoble4157
      @michaelnoble4157 3 роки тому

      Crying my eyes out from laughing. Johnny was a perfect straight man. Rodney's delivery of these gems is classic. Like a machine gun, just mowing 'em down.

  • @1969ryson
    @1969ryson 8 років тому +53

    Easy money is an underrated comedy classic. Really good movie, funny as hell.

    • @liz326522
      @liz326522 8 років тому +11

      +Chris J One of my favorites! Him on that exercise bicycle in front of the xmas tree, Joe Pesci from back in the day...

    • @paulleckner8235
      @paulleckner8235 8 років тому +6

      +Chris J Takes me back to my early 20s. Hangin' out with my 3 best friends. We saw this in the movie theatre. Billy Joel sang the opening song.

    • @paulleckner8235
      @paulleckner8235 7 років тому

      Agreed. non stop laughs. Rodney would have made a great working class photographer. Hanging out with his pals at the track. Rich mother-in-law.

  • @TacomaPaul
    @TacomaPaul 8 років тому +170

    She said, "Come on over. Nobody's home".
    So I went over there. Nobody was home.
    Dammit, that's comedy gold.
    Love Rodney.

    • @duanecolbert9196
      @duanecolbert9196 5 років тому +1

      TacomaPaul yes I so remember this joke when it first aired in 1985 or 86 but me and laughed and talked about that one little joke that left such an impression on us, like you said "comedy gold "

    • @billfritzmeier4296
      @billfritzmeier4296 5 років тому

      TacomaPaul ty fl

    • @JDA89
      @JDA89 5 років тому +7

      Anderson Paak "Trippy" brought me here. 😂😂💀

    • @ernestmccoy9793
      @ernestmccoy9793 5 років тому

      JD Allen Day morning

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 5 років тому

      no such thing as jokx or gold or not or fx or not, doesn't matter, say any nmw and any be perfx

  • @coyacampbell5361
    @coyacampbell5361 7 років тому +62

    ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE TO WALK THIS PLANET!!!! He makes CADDYSHACK!!!!! omg RIP Rodney thanks for the laughter!

    • @cheapycheapy4689
      @cheapycheapy4689 3 роки тому +1

      apparently in Caddyshack they just kept on increasing his lines and expanding his parts after seeing each day's cuts that he was in. Was only supposed to be a minor part initially.

    • @Torgo1969
      @Torgo1969 3 роки тому +1

      @@cheapycheapy4689 Yes. He steals the show in Caddyshack. It was the beginning of a GREAT decade for him, and that's an understatement.

  • @goatwarrior3570
    @goatwarrior3570 7 років тому +83

    Master of self-depreciation.

  • @seanc2213
    @seanc2213 7 років тому +95

    One of the funniest people ever

    • @michaelnaisbitt1639
      @michaelnaisbitt1639 7 років тому +5

      Sean C he must know 10000 one liners and could remember them all. Very clever man

    • @seanc2213
      @seanc2213 7 років тому +5

      Yeah he does and he keeps hitting you with one after the other until your stomach hurts from laughing

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 7 років тому +1

      that was the Chinese food you ate last night.

    • @seanc2213
      @seanc2213 7 років тому

      Jesse Bowman But I didn't have Chinese food last night

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 7 років тому

      Sean C Well I feel sorry for your dog. That's what I call fast food.

  • @vl5150
    @vl5150 8 років тому +90

    Johnny is the ultimate straight man and let the king of one liners do his thing all in the guise of an interview.

    • @geomax5470
      @geomax5470 7 років тому +3

      so true !

    • @jimbunn6863
      @jimbunn6863 7 років тому

      2112Spirit

    • @ejrosenthal
      @ejrosenthal 7 років тому +14

      Yes, and you can see he LOVES doing it for Rodney.

    • @bobjones6572
      @bobjones6572 7 років тому +19

      The sheer brilliance of the straight man. It appears easy but most Hollywood egos would ruin this bit by interjecting their lame opinions or jokes. In this case less is way more.

  • @MrFafman
    @MrFafman 7 років тому +148

    Comic genius. "I get no respect, even my twin brother forgets my birthday."

  • @d4rthknight322
    @d4rthknight322 7 років тому +45

    I like how honestly Johnny laughed at Rodney's jokes. Unlike today's show hosts, they fake everything.

  • @kh7688
    @kh7688 8 років тому +1617

    Punch line after punch line after punch line. He would eat any comedian alive today.

    • @chrisl.7016
      @chrisl.7016 7 років тому +54

      Yeah he was a comedic genius. He truly shines in Caddy Shack and Back to School.

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 7 років тому +35

      "Hey everybody! We're gonna get laid!..." Classic!
      "Last time I saw a hat like that it came with a bowl of soup! Looks good on you though..." Classic!

    • @HBSHARK
      @HBSHARK 7 років тому

      Kamal Hussain o

    • @travisbickle7297
      @travisbickle7297 7 років тому +14

      He'd brutalize them..

    • @garfburg
      @garfburg 7 років тому +1

      Kamal Hussain

  • @davidfarrell8625
    @davidfarrell8625 8 років тому +83

    classic ! Notice how Carson, who mastered the art of a host, simply lets Rodney loose.

    • @DB-pv2ej
      @DB-pv2ej 6 років тому +3

      David Farrell you gotta be the straight man when dangerman in the house 😂

    • @PlanetEarth3141
      @PlanetEarth3141 3 роки тому

      Rodney is best off the leash.

  • @williamtaylor5193
    @williamtaylor5193 3 роки тому +2

    Rodney never topped this--Tonight Show, the audience interaction/familiarity with the act, the timing, the delivery. He was on fire. One of the greatest ever. R.I.P.

  • @ReverseDamage
    @ReverseDamage 7 років тому +59

    You know you are watching a damn good comedian when you can't go 5 seconds without laughing

    • @toddburgess6792
      @toddburgess6792 5 років тому

      Or, you only hear every other one from laughing too long.

  • @mattwilliams4807
    @mattwilliams4807 7 років тому +75

    He on the spot said when she wears high heels she strikes oil. My favorite comedian of all time.

    • @thenewyorkpauls
      @thenewyorkpauls 7 років тому +1

      Yeah, I don't think that part could've gone better

    • @sjeffiesjeff
      @sjeffiesjeff 7 років тому +1

      If you think any of that was thought up on the spot you're an idiot.

    • @Asirus70
      @Asirus70 7 років тому +1

      Frenk van Vlissingen I believe it because I can do such things and make everyone crack.Ofcourse he is way better because he has had years doing it and im just 18 ;)

    • @sjeffiesjeff
      @sjeffiesjeff 7 років тому +2

      Tommy D Wow, you're so amazing. So special. You have zero self awareness and everyone who loves you is wrong.

    • @dgrundman7499
      @dgrundman7499 7 років тому +3

      +Frenk van Vlissingen wow, guess what Frenk? You just won 'UA-cam Douchebag of the Year!' Congratulations on making the world a better place friend! Yes, there's nothing like not only being a hypocrite & doing to others what you would just SHIT if it was done too you, but also jumping a complete strangers shit completely UNPROVOKED, as if their happiness actually irritates you, bravo!
      Thank you sir for doing your part to make the world even colder, crueler, & shittier.
      Oh BTW, we also have some adorable cute puppies in the back here you could kick if you'd like!!

  • @davidj5910
    @davidj5910 8 років тому +55

    AWWW MANN!! I wanted to see the rest of that clip LMAO. Rodney was hilarious and a genius!

    • @therrienmichael08
      @therrienmichael08 8 років тому +2

      That was a long clip compared to what is shown now.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 8 років тому +3

      I always loved that movie. Got it on an old VHS tape, but don't have a player, anymore. Really need to find it on DVD, sometime. :)

    • @cheezhedd
      @cheezhedd 7 років тому +1

      Easy Money DVD has been I my "Saved List" on my Netflix DVD Que, but now I not sure if it actually exists... could be so old it was pre-DVD... like you, I have an old VHS somewhere, but may search on eBay or Amazon

    • @robertstone6842
      @robertstone6842 7 років тому

      Know your rights

    • @ironhat
      @ironhat 7 років тому

      Make sure that you can still get the drive belts for whatever product that you are considering. Easily the most troublesome part when the machine fails.

  • @barbaraperry5091
    @barbaraperry5091 7 років тому +110

    Johnny was and still is the BEST........RIP Johnny.....miss you

  • @WildlifeTshirts
    @WildlifeTshirts 5 років тому +27

    I've heard these joke many times, and I still laugh.

  • @pepperwilliams4428
    @pepperwilliams4428 8 років тому +20

    Genius!!! One of the all time BEST comedians EVER!!!

  • @stephenschaedtler2410
    @stephenschaedtler2410 8 років тому +6

    I miss his comic genius. This clip took me back and made howl again. Damn he was great. God bless you Rodney. I hope you knew how much you were really loved.

  • @keithwaites9991
    @keithwaites9991 5 років тому +41

    I'm a 64 year old Englishman, only just discovered this man (although his name did ring a distant bell)..I've just watched this and I nearly stopped breathing for laughter. .pure genius - compare this to the PC crap now that tries to pass as talent. ..

    • @scottflipiak614
      @scottflipiak614 4 роки тому

      Exactly,
      Rodney Dangerfield is easily
      AND by far THE G.o.a.t. of Comedians !!!!!

    • @bobdavies2131
      @bobdavies2131 3 роки тому

      @geezusispan Hey KAREN; you're head's gonna EXPLODE tonight after Trump wins.!!!! Educate yourself...snowflake

  • @Dr_Fuzz
    @Dr_Fuzz 7 років тому +33

    "she was standing alone, a cop said, alright. break it up!" lmao!

  • @onemanschorus12
    @onemanschorus12 8 років тому +26

    I love Rodney Dangerfield. The old Borscht Belt comics were the best.

  • @davidstone2820
    @davidstone2820 8 років тому +7

    A legend in his own time! Never be equalled or replaced! RIP Rodney!!

  • @muzikluvahj.6667
    @muzikluvahj.6667 7 років тому +14

    Love me some Dangerfield! Miss that funny bastard, RIP! Always wanted to see one of his stand up gigs,wouldnt be able to catch my breath from laughing so hard.

  • @robertgift
    @robertgift 7 років тому +159

    4:26 Johnny: _"What is the name of this picture?"_ Rodney: *"Thanks for being so well informed!"* What a quick wit!

    • @chrisweidner4768
      @chrisweidner4768 7 років тому +9

      Robert Gift True!! That was hysterical!!!!!!

    • @SageOwl
      @SageOwl 7 років тому +7

      The man was one of a kind.

    • @leewatkins1610
      @leewatkins1610 7 років тому +10

      Jimmy fallon is such an amateur compared to these guys!Fallon,the other night got a bunch on stage wearing plaid......So what!this went on andon...Then the stupid guy in the back started saying'' Plaid night''over and fucking over.Then the bad did!!!!Homor free...talent free dumbfucks...As if someone told them to go out and kill an hour...I finally turned it off before the guests came on.....SILLY FOR SILLY SAKE..HAT A WASTE
      n

    • @dgrundman7499
      @dgrundman7499 7 років тому +1

      +Lee Watkins wow, that's really bad. That's not funny in any way, I knew he was lame.

    • @dbc7772011
      @dbc7772011 6 років тому +2

      Great improvised line. Disappointing that Jonnie forgot it twice! Hilarious movie also, EASY MONEY!

  • @jayr5331
    @jayr5331 8 років тому +46

    The greatest!! He was hysterical.

  • @mrcharrington1
    @mrcharrington1 8 років тому +52

    There will never be another Johnny Carson. He was the best. I remember when he took over Jack Par's slot.

    • @denisecarper2944
      @denisecarper2944 7 років тому +1

      I agree Johnny was the best, until you get to Jimmy Fallon. I wasn't impressed with Jay Leno I would only watch on rare occasion if I liked the guest. Overall, Fallon is the most talented. his impressions, his Musical knowledge, his singing, his acting, all the fun games he plays... then you add the comedy of Steve Higgins and their back and forth banter plus the Roots and he's hands down the best of all of them.

    • @chrisl.7016
      @chrisl.7016 7 років тому +9

      I was a big fan of David Letterman.

    • @michaelferry8875
      @michaelferry8875 7 років тому +1

      Winston Smith

    • @roningram5877
      @roningram5877 5 років тому

      @@denisecarper2944 Carson NEVER tried to outdo or even equal the act of a guest. He was a cheerleader or was invisible, as needed.

    • @davidmcleod4845
      @davidmcleod4845 5 років тому

      @@denisecarper2944I ì

  • @ceretomer5987
    @ceretomer5987 7 років тому +7

    No one could band out the one-liners like Rodney. What a memory he had.

  • @jennytrejo5696
    @jennytrejo5696 7 років тому +23

    rest on peace Johnny and Rodney. Im so old I remember this show

    • @PlanetEarth3141
      @PlanetEarth3141 3 роки тому

      I too saw it the night Dangerfield was there live. I hardly ever missed his show as a kid or young man. And when Johnny signed off each night by announcing the guests for the next day, if he mentioned one of my favorites like Dangerfield or Rickles or someone very interesting like Carl Sagan, a train couldn't keep me from being there next night.

  • @richardbain8746
    @richardbain8746 8 років тому +196

    When she wears high heels she strikes oil LMFAO

    • @andrewj4442
      @andrewj4442 8 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chloemoore1575
      @chloemoore1575 8 років тому +1

      +andrew jamesmddd

    • @andrewj4442
      @andrewj4442 8 років тому +4

      +Chloe Moore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mickeyreder1705
      @mickeyreder1705 5 років тому

      This kid won't fit in a wallet size

    • @michaelangelohall5090
      @michaelangelohall5090 5 років тому

      Loved that one...😄😄😄

  • @YaoEspirito
    @YaoEspirito 8 років тому +95

    "Took her to the beach; people asked me what I used for bait!"

    • @hellshade2
      @hellshade2 8 років тому +8

      +mano a mano when i took her to the beach green peace kept trying to throw her into the water....

  • @DavidGriffin-ww2fk
    @DavidGriffin-ww2fk 5 років тому +4

    Rodney was the greatest and a good man.Walked away from show biz just as he finally started to make it to raise a daughter.Class act.He gets my Respect.

  • @longdark4ever
    @longdark4ever 7 років тому +47

    Holy Crap, my sides are hurting, R.I.P Rodney.

  • @nsmithmma45
    @nsmithmma45 8 років тому +27

    fucking genius. Rodney is a legend. one of the best comedians every to live

  • @jamestaylor6029
    @jamestaylor6029 8 років тому +41

    King of the one liners...

    • @alexyamach3635
      @alexyamach3635 8 років тому +6

      +James Taylor No Henny Youngman was king of the one liners. He preceded Rodney.

  • @lastrada52
    @lastrada52 7 років тому +24

    Rodney -- what an original class act he was. Prepared or ad-libbing. Helped to discover many comedians and gave them their first breaks.

  • @bertlambert3817
    @bertlambert3817 6 років тому +8

    All of us across America....hold on to the past....Our future holds more sorrows..with all our people we laughed with and our talented singers going...Hold on to Someone you care about and all your Loved ones.

  • @michaelkmiotek7965
    @michaelkmiotek7965 8 років тому +6

    So much material and the perfect guy to deliver it.

  • @myblessedfriends
    @myblessedfriends 8 років тому +38

    I love how Johnny just sits back and let's his guests take over. He doesn't feel like he has to own every moment. Miss that.

    • @roningram5877
      @roningram5877 5 років тому +4

      I try to remember that when I'm talkin' to people. If somebody's tellin' a story, STFU. There's no need to try to top the other guys's story or joke.

    • @vetbillyamerica
      @vetbillyamerica 3 роки тому

      Truth

  • @garyzack8054
    @garyzack8054 6 років тому +2

    I grew up with Dangerfield as an adult. There's only one, and we had Rodney in our life.
    God bless you brother

  • @neilpuckett359
    @neilpuckett359 5 років тому +3

    Rodney would always take a second to acknowledge and thank the audience he was a class act!

  • @slotkillah6586
    @slotkillah6586 7 років тому +28

    I forgot how amazing this man was.

  • @joeyjamison5772
    @joeyjamison5772 8 років тому +108

    There will never be another Rodney Dangerfield.

    • @fredkaplan9720
      @fredkaplan9720 5 років тому +2

      Some jokes are very filthy but some are quite cute and true

    • @porchmonkeykeeper5823
      @porchmonkeykeeper5823 5 років тому

      Fuck both of you!

    • @roningram5877
      @roningram5877 5 років тому

      @@fredkaplan9720 The show was on at 11:30. Theoretically, the kids where in bed. That time slot was as near to cable as there was at that time. Nevertheless, I'm not sure I'd say "filthy."

  • @DavidJohnson-cz8ug
    @DavidJohnson-cz8ug 5 років тому

    Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Priceless minutes of day's gone by. The GREAT COMIC STUFF .

  • @grouchygrundle
    @grouchygrundle 7 років тому +4

    my favorite comedians of all time. his faces & the delivery are great

  • @barcrrt
    @barcrrt 8 років тому +16

    Rodney Dangerfield, The Best of the Best!

  • @hectorthewonderhalibut6331
    @hectorthewonderhalibut6331 8 років тому +5

    There will never be a late night TV host as good as Johnny Carson.

  • @stevenbatke2447
    @stevenbatke2447 6 років тому +48

    Classic. People could take a joke in the ol' days.

    • @simonl1785
      @simonl1785 5 років тому +2

      Absolutely true THESE DAYS YOU CANT EVEN FART WITHOUT SOMEONE SAYING SOMETHING SNOWFLAKE SOCIETY

    • @carlmar5681
      @carlmar5681 5 років тому +1

      Feminism is shit

    • @allenhassen1277
      @allenhassen1277 3 роки тому

      The best oof us is in the past, the future is bleak

  • @whyyeseyec
    @whyyeseyec 7 років тому +235

    I love that Johnny just let him go....

    • @LenHummelChannel
      @LenHummelChannel 7 років тому +43

      Johnny was THE PERFECT STRAIGHT-MAN for Rodney. they loved and respected each other's talents.

    • @mikehoncho6489
      @mikehoncho6489 7 років тому +9

      Johnny Botts Probably his easiest interview ever. Just let him go ya know he's gonna be great.

    • @suesmith6523
      @suesmith6523 6 років тому +3

      Walk woods

    • @cmikesmith664
      @cmikesmith664 6 років тому +5

      Jimmy Fallic could learn from Johnny

    • @leslieschuelke552
      @leslieschuelke552 5 років тому +2

      Johnny Boggs

  • @KnifePhD73
    @KnifePhD73 8 років тому +122

    It's cool how Johnny is smart enough to just keep quiet and let him go. You can't stop a freight train like Rodney.

    • @nyterpfan
      @nyterpfan 5 років тому +4

      That's why Carson will always be the king of late night---he was smart enough to let his guests shine and do their thing!! All the other late night hosts since (with the possible exception of Letterman) try to upstage their guests and it's obnoxious as sh*(&t!!

    • @sammartin9957
      @sammartin9957 5 років тому +2

      Rodney Dangerfield best one-liners

    • @LaleP
      @LaleP 5 років тому +1

      @@nyterpfan I completely agree. The #1 late night host attention whore was Leno. That man CANNOT deal with being upstaged by ANYONE & it totally annoyed me to no end. After royally screwing a poor, upcoming, new upcoming REALLY naturally hilarious Conan O'Brien I lost complete interest & respect for Leno. He was formally leaving late night & it was decided that O'Brien was to replace his spot. Right when O'Brien was close to making his life dream premiere, BAM! Leno drops a nasty bomb on him by stating he's not quite ready 2 retire & announces his "comeback" to late night thereby stalling O'Brien's dream spot!! Leno is such an attention ho!

    • @davemi3213
      @davemi3213 5 років тому +2

      He's quiet because all of the questions are staged and part of rodney's act

    • @JohnSmith-mx8wp
      @JohnSmith-mx8wp 5 років тому

      +Derrick Yup. Rodney is doing his standup bit, he just happens to be sitting down. If Carson interrupts, he would be a heckler. :)

  • @mosquitobight
    @mosquitobight 8 років тому +318

    My favorite Dangerfield joke is "I'm so poor, when the burglar came to my house, he left me five bucks."

    • @Markson44
      @Markson44 8 років тому +9

      +mosquitobight My fav is when he used Preperation H and the only thing that shrunk was his index finger!

    • @TheDvdlgh
      @TheDvdlgh 8 років тому +24

      +mosquitobight , Mine is "I went to try out a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat!"

    • @Warchief01
      @Warchief01 8 років тому +23

      +DvdRLgh One of my favorites was when he said my wife get's loud during sex. Why the other night she got so loud i had to go next door and tell her to hold it down.

    • @edunlap6594
      @edunlap6594 6 років тому +1

      DvdRLgh 😂

    • @neomatrix6749
      @neomatrix6749 5 років тому

      Jajajaj the part i like is when he said money dont mean anything. My hair is still the same. It dont meaan anything he said. And then he said suddenly im depresss jajajaja i fell out when he said that !;) ajajaja funny man!;) jajaaj

  • @PaulGreen11
    @PaulGreen11 7 років тому +79

    "Money don't mean nothing. You got the same head, you're the same guy." Wow, good call.

    • @chrisweidner4768
      @chrisweidner4768 7 років тому +4

      PaulGreen11 True!! Talk about perfect advice for life.

    • @bobsullivan5714
      @bobsullivan5714 7 років тому +5

      Being depressed is a lot more fun with money.
      Being dead is about the same.

    • @dinarachel7
      @dinarachel7 5 років тому +1

      Great honest response! 👍🏼 Comedians and artists today have so much to learn.

  • @erikthedragongeek7657
    @erikthedragongeek7657 5 років тому

    A true King of Comedy, Rodney was one of the best.. No so called comedian today could hold a lit match to this man and his quick wit humor

  • @elgrande3934
    @elgrande3934 8 років тому +27

    They don't make comedians this good any more.

    • @Inquisitor6321
      @Inquisitor6321 8 років тому +3

      +Phish Munger true dat! They broke the mold with Rodney!

  • @Tomatohater64
    @Tomatohater64 8 років тому +35

    How could you not like this?

    • @Inquisitor6321
      @Inquisitor6321 8 років тому +1

      +MrHappyBollox tho only possible explanation!

    • @tonymclaughlin5524
      @tonymclaughlin5524 8 років тому +1

      His wife, his son, his daughter, his doctor, that lady... the rest of us loved it. :)

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 6 років тому

      It's now 753: 170 drunks, 400 fat chicks, and 183 of the men he walked in on with his wife.

  • @jamesbrennan3744
    @jamesbrennan3744 7 років тому +118

    His tombstone reads: "There goes the neighborhood"

    • @carlamarsh4519
      @carlamarsh4519 5 років тому +3

      So him !
      Very clever.

    • @paulr2540
      @paulr2540 5 років тому +6

      British legend Spike Milligan has on his gravestone: " I told you I was ill!" In Gaelic.

    • @jacobweber1342
      @jacobweber1342 5 років тому +2

      Maybe i get no respect

  • @GeorgeVreelandHill
    @GeorgeVreelandHill 7 років тому +3

    The best comic of my generation.
    Rodney Dangerfield.

  • @cindypruitt9534
    @cindypruitt9534 8 років тому +28

    I forgot how funny he is. he was the greatest. One joke after the other. No one like this now, comedians are too much alike.

  • @mikesears5000
    @mikesears5000 8 років тому +6

    What's amazing is Rodney could keep a straight face through his entire monologue.

  • @MyREDTAIL
    @MyREDTAIL 7 років тому +1

    Boy are they ever missed.? Loved all of Rodney's Movies.? RIP Rodney, & Johnny.

  • @ctcs9162
    @ctcs9162 7 років тому +32

    Whoever voted thumbs down needs to be castrated. Rodney always will be the king. Lines, delivery, the physical ticks. Best ever.

    • @ergolineL
      @ergolineL 7 років тому

      Ed Faehr physical tics.... Aka ungodly amount of cocaine.

    • @ctcs9162
      @ctcs9162 7 років тому

      as long as you arrive at the destination, it doesnt matter if you walked, took a bus, or sometimes, a spaceship. Point is you arrived.

  • @xmanb8193
    @xmanb8193 7 років тому +21

    Rodney the best, miss that man

  • @stepoffdafloor
    @stepoffdafloor 5 років тому +45

    Anderson Paak “Trippy” brought me here 2:37

    • @MeloGenic
      @MeloGenic 3 роки тому +5

      Me too bro, lmao

    • @damarionsmith7246
      @damarionsmith7246 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you

    • @ScottFioreAP
      @ScottFioreAP 3 роки тому +2

      And the very next joke is from the start of a song I’m trying so hard to remember the name of. I’ll edit this if/when I remember
      Edit: one minute later, decided to check out trippy just in case it was that one and it was. Both the jokes are in it. I’m so dumb 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @magicbus63
    @magicbus63 7 років тому +15

    “Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”

  • @agwbcfjc2
    @agwbcfjc2 7 років тому +14

    Dangerfield is brilliant, but another reason I love this video is that it shows how Johnny Carson was one of the best "straight men" in the business, as well as one of the funniest men that ever lived. Straight man or comic Johnny's timing was always perfect.

  • @Smokefreethefirst
    @Smokefreethefirst 8 років тому +3

    Absolutely brilliant - the delivery the timing--he had it all. Tell me the last time you saw someone on a talk show who made you laugh like that!

  • @NewtonWashinton
    @NewtonWashinton 7 років тому +36

    The Master of one liners of all time,.......

    • @dgrundman7499
      @dgrundman7499 7 років тому +3

      your probably too young to have heard about a cat around before Rodney called Henny Youngman. He was known as the King of the one liners. He wrote the classic ' My wife's so fat, when she sits around the house. she sits AROUND the house!! Google him. Personally, I think Rodney is way funnier, but we owe alot to Mr. Youngman.

    • @NewtonWashinton
      @NewtonWashinton 7 років тому

      D Grundman You are correct, I did not know about Mr. Youngman. I will look him up. Thanks

    • @matthewkavelighan8279
      @matthewkavelighan8279 7 років тому

      Newton Washinton

    • @matthewkavelighan8279
      @matthewkavelighan8279 7 років тому

      D Grundman

    • @dgrundman7499
      @dgrundman7499 7 років тому

      +Matthew Kavelighan Hey Matt, I've been seeing this more & more of late, did you just write my name & post it on purpose or is this a mistake? I've been seeing this happening (not just with my name) on YT more & more, & it's annoying & a waste of time. You seen this too?

  • @rubenclemente8469
    @rubenclemente8469 7 років тому +64

    323 people do not deserve any respect!

  • @tehutibrim594
    @tehutibrim594 7 років тому +7

    this guy, legendary in the comedic genre, notice how. he handle the audience on the fat jokes let's of a string of em 4 the next 2 minutes

  • @Ryan98pwns
    @Ryan98pwns 8 років тому +18

    " He's got my nose." "And my eyes." "And my sympathy." LMFAO

  • @johnthomas5445
    @johnthomas5445 8 років тому +44

    If you don't like Rodney you have no sense of humor. I'm 34 and grew up on him. My dad and I still quote him all the time. Back to school, Easy Money are classics. Love watching his old stand up stuff too. He's the best

    • @chosentonessournotes
      @chosentonessournotes 8 років тому +3

      I'm 29 and love him. I don't know how he came up with some of his material but it's all great.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 років тому

      As an English lit major I’m constantly reminded of the scene in back to school where his professor accuses him of cheating, says she has no idea who he paid to write about Vonnegut’s book, but they obviously know nothing about... next thing you see is Rodney telling Kurt Vonnegut to pound sand he wasn’t paying!

    • @mikelozito2934
      @mikelozito2934 5 років тому

      Polo

  • @paulmcwilliams1709
    @paulmcwilliams1709 7 років тому +2

    I saw Rodney live once. One of most funniest guys ever. I never will forget him.

  • @TheTLElliott
    @TheTLElliott 7 років тому +24

    "I was an ugly child. When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!"

  • @briangriffin3499
    @briangriffin3499 8 років тому +13

    The golden age of comedy.

  • @richr2310
    @richr2310 5 років тому +5

    Got to see him in Vegas in 1990, funniest guy ever.

  • @robertnesy7850
    @robertnesy7850 7 років тому +1

    You know you're great comedian when you can make people laugh even before you give the punchline. Every single body movememt was perfectly timed. No one delivered a joke better than Rodney. Comedic genius. G.O.A.T

  • @stanjeffrey3212
    @stanjeffrey3212 7 років тому

    Nobody has ever made me laugh more than the immortal Rodney, simply the best of the best. Need to watch him on u tube whenever I'm depressed. So much better than those crazy drugs with a half an hour of side effects!

  • @dolphe.chiarino6142
    @dolphe.chiarino6142 8 років тому +10

    Really miss Rodney. He was like a student of Henny Youngman. Funny man...

  • @joeweider9471
    @joeweider9471 7 років тому +4

    one of the funniest EVER, hands down... saw him at the Sunrise Theatre in Ft. Lauderdale once and my face and stomach hurt for 4 days from laughin' non-stop--

  • @petefromoz7053
    @petefromoz7053 7 років тому +1

    The funnest American I have ever seen. He was so sharp, he is right up there with Paul Hogan and John Cleese. Rodney I will love you until the day I die.

  • @pinto69ish
    @pinto69ish 7 років тому +2

    Rodney, the original king of comedy.

  • @TerryB751
    @TerryB751 7 років тому +49

    Fantastic. During Caddyshack, he thought he was bombing because nobody on the set was laughing.
    They had to tell him no one can laugh on set, the audience will explode later.

    • @tomstorm350
      @tomstorm350 5 років тому +2

      And they were right on

  • @hobbyable1
    @hobbyable1 8 років тому +106

    From a time when you could tell a joke and that's all it was A JOKE!

    • @robertsmith2879
      @robertsmith2879 5 років тому +3

      Exactly, now people would be throwing a fit about jokes like this, Rodney was the greatest

    • @goodshipkaraboudjan
      @goodshipkaraboudjan 3 роки тому

      You still can, just not in the US apparently.

    • @BRO77TX
      @BRO77TX 3 роки тому +1

      Tell that to the 1.7k triggered crybabies on Social Media

  • @robertgray320
    @robertgray320 5 років тому +2

    Dude is a legend one of the greatest of all time! Just raw God given ability!

  • @kiaruna
    @kiaruna 3 роки тому

    in these precise moments I realize internet is gold for having these magnificent uploads of innocent and classy times.