I love the fact that when Johnny makes fun of Gordon for also using a machine like him Gordon is clearly trying to think of some way to clap back but can't because he know Johnny is right.
"If I could, I would get clothes like yours too. I'd have Gordon Ramsay parties, where we just sit around at home and tell each other to fuck off" And that's why Vegas is a LEGEND!
Johnny vegas is funny everywhere. Him on countdown when he is made to where a shirt by the producer and he says he looks like he flies helicopters in barbados... funniest shit ever.
"Johnny be good!" I love that. Who else thinks Johnny could take Gordon apart if he wanted? as in, just keep joking and being amazing till Gordon was on the floor laughing, unable to go on? :D
And gets his smart mouth handed to him, criticising JV for using a bread machine and then lazily uses a food processor himself. No contest, JV will beat GR every time in a war of words.
I am willing to bet either Johnny wins, or Gordan just BARELY scrapes by and wins, because Gordan has the better ingredients, but Johnny is actually making a good pizza.
Look out for "Tipo 00" flour. It's better than "normal" flour for pizzas as it is more finely ground. Also, the pizza stone that Gordon is using will make a better pizza than if you don't use the stone.
"TEN minutes go out johnny have a pint come back and loose" LoL then they had a Gordon Ramsay party and told each other Fuck off for hours eating pizza. Fuck me that sounds awesome !
You realize Gordon brought water to a boil (100 degrees celcious,212 degrees fahrenheit)? Yeast dies at 60 and 140 degrees respectively.. Also he added salt to yeast and water..
+Tony Mesome It looks like he brought water to a boil, and then let it cool. The water wasn't boiling when he added the yeast, nor was the water over a stove.
blucheez19 Bring water up to boil then let it cool down? What would the point of that be? Warm water is easer to obtain. It looks like he just pulled it off the burner and poured the yeast in it. Hes always specific, he would of said he let it cool not bring it up to a boil.
hey, ramsey probably makes a dough boy like a 'hamentachen' so he can sacrifice it to moloch every year at bohemian grove. ....what else would they eat?
Why does Gordon's doughs always look as if he has put too much flour in it? Johnny Vegas' dough looks more like a real dough. I am rooting for Mr. Vegas to win. He deserves it.
Ramsay may be an accomplished chef, but he doesn't really seem to know pizza all that well. Using a rolling pin to shape the dough, and it looks like he used a pizza stone that wasn't pre-heated at all (which completely defeats the point of using a stone, it will actually cook the pizza worse than a thin aluminum pan when used that way). And 10 minutes to cook a pizza? If it takes that long to cook a pizza with a crust that thin, then your oven isn't nearly hot enough - even a decent home oven with a stone & broiler can turn out a finished pizza in under 3 minutes, and he's using a commercial-grade oven that will probably go 2-3 times as hot.
Why is Gordon always making his bread doughs so dry and tough? It looks like a rock. Johnny's dough is more soft and pliable AND delicious to look at. Thank God he's not blitzing it.
That's a bread with filling on top u.u poor dough (But still kinda tasty i guess, The sault is crucial (At The beginning)? It kills The yest.. Well whatever works At The end)
Can’t believe Gordon used a rolling pin, takes all the air out of your dough and compresses it so your base doesn’t cook through properly. Basic stuff. Plus it make you a big girl
"I have Gordon Ramsay parties. We all just sit round telling each other the fuck off."
XD
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We call those family reunions
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I love it when people are equally as smart ass as Gordon is. It really makes for amazing cooking comedy
I love that Gordon was actually having fun with him, he was letting himself just laugh for once instead of shouting at incompetent owners
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I love the fact that when Johnny makes fun of Gordon for also using a machine like him Gordon is clearly trying to think of some way to clap back but can't because he know Johnny is right.
"OH LOOK IT BE A MACHINE! IT'S THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!"
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vagas is so witty/funny, he can disarm anyone. Had gordon's number lol
"I have Gordon Ramsay parties, we just sit around tell each other to fuck off" . Priceless.
"we all just sit around telling each other to fuck off" LOOOOL
"You using a rollin' pin? You big gurl."
Only Johnny
2:55
Johnny is definitely the one person even Gordon with his reputation wont get into a war of words with. Brilliant comedian.
Gordon parties 'sit around and telling each other to fuck off'' hahahahah
+NKofman yeah!
"If I could, I would get clothes like yours too. I'd have Gordon Ramsay parties, where we just sit around at home and tell each other to fuck off"
And that's why Vegas is a LEGEND!
"Cheating fookaah" 😂😂
Steven Skinner it’s not bollocks!
I've never seen such a pure cook-off in my life! This is true entertainment!
3:13 I'd have Gordon Ramsey parties. We'd all sit around telling each other to fuck off.
BeerGogglesReviews it's ramsAy not ramsEy
BeerGogglesReviews 😂😂😂😂😂
"I have Gordon Ramsay parties."
"We all just sit around telling each other to fuck off."
3:14
😂😂😂
“I have Gordon Ramsey parties. We all just sit around and tell each other to fuck off” lololololol, Johnny is golden.
Johnny vegas is funny everywhere. Him on countdown when he is made to where a shirt by the producer and he says he looks like he flies helicopters in barbados... funniest shit ever.
"Johnny be good!" I love that. Who else thinks Johnny could take Gordon apart if he wanted? as in, just keep joking and being amazing till Gordon was on the floor laughing, unable to go on? :D
the "no it fucking doesn't" at 3:29 had me dying lmao
Andrew Liao Omfg Ikr, its the way he says it looooool
Johnny ' Are you using a rolling pin?'
Gordon ' I am using a rolling pin '
Johnny ' YOU BIG GIRL !! ' Haha !!
IS IT A MACHINE?!
"Did you wipe your ass?", he avoided that question 0_0
he didn't really shit.
johnny vegas. i love this guy. hilarious! 3:05 freakin got me. omg haha I HAVE GORDON RAMSAY PARTAYS!
Slaughterous Sahloknir we all just sit around telling each other “fuck off”
We just sit around telling each other to fook off
im dying
😂🙈
The fact that Johnny called Gordon out on being hypocritical, and couldn't counter so just had to accept it lmao
“We have Gordon Ramsey parties , we tell eachother to f*ck off “
Getting a Gordon Ramsay ad before a Gordon Ramsay video is a job well done!... Keep it up
"I don't work for you! You can't speak to me like this!" 🤣🤣🤣
"Cheating Fucker!"
"I KNOW A WORD FOR YOU! YOU CAN'T SPEAK TO ME LIKE THIS!"
LOL XD
He says "I don't work for you"
both are funny
PIzza is like sex when its good its really good and when its bad its still quite good.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds haha Xd
Good head is better than both
And never use a fork that shit is nasty
Ramsey takes on professional comedian 😋
And gets his smart mouth handed to him, criticising JV for using a bread machine and then lazily uses a food processor himself. No contest, JV will beat GR every time in a war of words.
"I have Gordon Ramsay parties,we just sit there and tell each over,fuck off"
I remember crying-laughing at the "Oh, it be a machine! it's the work of the devil!"
I am willing to bet either Johnny wins, or Gordan just BARELY scrapes by and wins, because Gordan has the better ingredients, but Johnny is actually making a good pizza.
10 minutes, go have a pint, come back and you lose!
lol i love how they are ribbing each other so much and still laughing and having a good time.
First time ive seen Gordon have a good time
I love having cook offs with friends it's so much fun
No need to brag
Read Johnny's autobiography it's brilliant and scary. He's a beautiful guy.
Johnny vegas is quite intelligent not to mention an enterprising cook.😊
"We have gordon ramsay parties, we sit around and tell each other to fuck off" ....GOLD!
Gordon Ramsay is just considered the best chef cause he follows the recipe step by step perfectly.
Ramsey may be a drama queen, but his cooking skills ARE commendable.
"We'd have Gordon Ramsay parties"
"We just sit round telling each other to fuck off"
I do host Gordon Ramsay Parties, we just sit around telling each other fuck off! XD
"I have gordon ramsay partys, we all just sit round and tell eachother fuck off" lmfaooo
Johnny calling Gordon a "big girl" 🤣🤣🤣
Why the hell am I watching Gordon Ramsay videos at 2:36 am
Gordon had NOTHING for Johnny & had to change the subject to the tomato sauce 🤣
What’s that accent? I love it 😆
Love Johnny Vegas
I could watch Gordon Ramsay all day
IS IT A MACHINE?! IS IT A MACHINE?!
lolol
Look out for "Tipo 00" flour. It's better than "normal" flour for pizzas as it is more finely ground. Also, the pizza stone that Gordon is using will make a better pizza than if you don't use the stone.
“Cheating fucka” lol
When I started to watch this at the start I got a ad and Jamie Oliver was in it
Rather have Johnny over for dinner anytime!
Has the most American sounding name ever Johnny VEGAS
Is actually British
"TEN minutes go out johnny have a pint come back and loose" LoL
then they had a Gordon Ramsay party and told each other Fuck off for hours eating pizza. Fuck me that sounds awesome !
oh CMON CHEF! lol, you're using a fucking machine too! :D
Gordon even said it at the end of the video "Go out come back and you lose"
Johnny Vegas rules!
Good double act these two.
People have a choice in this world 😂😂😂
Gordon Ramsay parties hahahahaha
Go have a pint! Johnny lol
You realize Gordon brought water to a boil (100 degrees celcious,212 degrees fahrenheit)? Yeast dies at 60 and 140 degrees respectively.. Also he added salt to yeast and water..
Tony Mesome I was SURE no one else is going to notice that. :) Nice catch!
+Tony Mesome It looks like he brought water to a boil, and then let it cool. The water wasn't boiling when he added the yeast, nor was the water over a stove.
+blucheez19
Is that time efficient though?
+Tony Mesome You add salt to a yeast dough to "dock" its progress.
blucheez19 Bring water up to boil then let it cool down? What would the point of that be? Warm water is easer to obtain. It looks like he just pulled it off the burner and poured the yeast in it. Hes always specific, he would of said he let it cool not bring it up to a boil.
Smack that fought Ramsey
Everything he says just becomes funny
he makes it in the the dough in a pan
hey, ramsey probably makes a dough boy like a 'hamentachen' so he can sacrifice it to moloch every year at bohemian grove. ....what else would they eat?
Parma ham before baking? It will be tough as fu..
Why does Gordon's doughs always look as if he has put too much flour in it? Johnny Vegas' dough looks more like a real dough. I am rooting for Mr. Vegas to win. He deserves it.
People have a choice in this world
You using a rolling pin”
“Yeh”
“You big girl”
😂
Whoever got to eat it all.
Only Johnny has the nerve to swear and call Gordon Ramsay names
Ramsay may be an accomplished chef, but he doesn't really seem to know pizza all that well. Using a rolling pin to shape the dough, and it looks like he used a pizza stone that wasn't pre-heated at all (which completely defeats the point of using a stone, it will actually cook the pizza worse than a thin aluminum pan when used that way). And 10 minutes to cook a pizza? If it takes that long to cook a pizza with a crust that thin, then your oven isn't nearly hot enough - even a decent home oven with a stone & broiler can turn out a finished pizza in under 3 minutes, and he's using a commercial-grade oven that will probably go 2-3 times as hot.
Don't you also put sugar in the yeast mixture? You added salt instead
2:54
Its a well known fact, that square pizzas dont taste as good as round ones
Well I didn't know that
+XSebi0815 Gonna call bullshit on that one
+XSebi0815 He's not going to like that it's square.
that one looks rectangular to me
Wrog.
salt with yeast? are you crazy mr Ramsay?
his brother taught me in high school and not gonna fuckin lie, best lessons ive ever had in me fuckin life xD
Who, Gordons brother? Hopefully not, because Gordon's brother is a recovering drug addict.
I bet ramsays pizzas are the dogs bollocks
Awesome. He took a "shit" on stage. Where is the final product!?
Some of the best pizza I've ever had was not round
Olive oil in pizza dough? Madman.
Why is Gordon always making his bread doughs so dry and tough? It looks like a rock.
Johnny's dough is more soft and pliable AND delicious to look at. Thank God he's not blitzing it.
Post results, post 13 more videos, then post the actual challenge. Great organization
Oil IN the dough?? Using a rolling pin? The dough looks very dry too. Also he should deposit the pizza on a pizza stone in a preheated oven.
Am i the only one who wants to see jamie oliver against gordon ramsay?
well who won
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
That's a bread with filling on top u.u poor dough (But still kinda tasty i guess, The sault is crucial (At The beginning)? It kills The yest.. Well whatever works At The end)
Every time I watch one of his videos I always end up wondering how he managed to get 13 Michelin stars…
never make a sauce from fresh tomatoes, they havent got the depth lol
HOT PIE?
He mixed his yeast in boiling water?
I dont want a dry tomato sauce
andyt2k Yeah, you want a dry sauce in the context of what Gordon's saying. A dry is more like a paste, rather than the crust soggying watery tomato.
Can’t believe Gordon used a rolling pin, takes all the air out of your dough and compresses it so your base doesn’t cook through properly. Basic stuff. Plus it make you a big girl