New Rule: Do the Wrong Thing | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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In his editorial New Rule, Bill tells Democrats it's time to fight dirty and offers up some unscrupulous material to get them started.
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Play this at the super bowl
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
Sad thing is people still vote for the idiot. Maher just did a snippet of his mistakes. Unstable and narcissistic attitude.
That last part was GOLD...
This was the best bill maher clip i saw in a long time
Except for Prickstarter. That's a masterpiece.
George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"
Night Knight I love that analysis!
@d d you guys hate the truth.
@@GeraldHarris-cf2zh 👉 Exactly gerald, BINGO!
"d d" = dumb_d1ck that's a hater because that was indeed my "own shit you hack".
The spineless disease is a chronic condition amongst GOP Senators who sold out & drank the tRump cult orange koolaid. 🍻🥂🤢🤮😵
One of the best New Rules ever
That anti-Trump campaign ad was the greatest opposing ad I’ve ever seen.
This is simply great work Bill Maher! This whole segment.
Alan Dershowitz also was involved in the OJ Simpson trial. As the great Johnny Cochrane might have said, were he still alive, "If Impeachment does not fit, you must acquit!"
Oml, that’s the kind of clip I’ve been waiting to see ever since they were off the air during their break. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, that sh💩t made me day 🤣
@Daekj32 you on every reply ive seen.😅😅😅
@@kormoztreeplanting. because he's still shit
@@TimBitts649 except he is guilty
And let's not forget the Toupee saluting in the wind , Sooo many times at Sooo many Occasions wanting to salute the wind 🍀
And they got pissed because President Obama held a coffee cup while saluting !
are ya saying I have a rooster?
@@donniedraftdodger7457 More like a sleeping possum
@Paper St. or umbrellas
I normally don't go for Maher - but he's right on the money with this.
i feel the same. but if if's and but's were candy and nuts....... nice to see the pissed off middle!
You're normally wrong. But there is hope for you
Why the fuck are you watching Bill, if you don't approve, such stupidity, you have got to be a repuke
Bloomberg please start running this ad nation wide
Bill Maher - I love you and your writers!!!!
C - Shay How unamerican are you?!? Did you forget what the founding principles of this country are?
@@aslapofreality1444 Yes ,,all Men are created equal while we had slavery .
B Ruane That was fucked up but the statement today is still ambiguous so it still can hold true. The entire world saw blacks as slaves. The right figured it out and freed them. Well the left created the KKK and still have kept them down to this day. LBJ was right in with what he said and 80-90% of them still vote that way. Sad. The actual principles are for a limited government, limited taxes, equality, nobody playing a god like figure even the government. The left disregard every one of those. It’s ironic to how none of their ideas work either. Remember.... you can’t do for man, what man can do for themselves.
"Target Trump's brain?" first, we would have to find it.
I found it.
Here's the clip
ua-cam.com/video/vCSF3reVr10/v-deo.html
@Jay McDanieL
Coming from the party of
" there is no biological difference between men and women" and ' let's sterilize our children with hormone blockers and surgeries "and failed Russia/Ukraine conspiracy theories. I'm not sure I'd be bringing up the topic of intelligence, but then seemingly bright people get suckered into cults everyday so maybe some leftists do have a brain, it's just the critical thinking that's malfunctioning.
mtl- grk shows how smart you are supporting him!
@mtl- grk mtl- grk You really must be some russian slime ball in a Moscow basement.
@DrMossydog
👍
That ad is perfect.. looks just like a Lincoln Project ad!
Is Maher going to have the political ad and the "pee tape" uploaded separately so we can post them everywhere?
The ad was on point.
2:32 to 3:32 for easy replay
What is it a commercial during the Super Bowl yesterday ha ha Ha ha ha
That isn't really what happened by the way. The rendition I saw on Putin's Facebook site showed something different...gross. Get that one. I think it's the real one.
"That's right... all over the Bible... like I told you."
:D
Exactly
Pence is having a heart-attack
Someone in the Kremlin said: Holy shit! It's not far from the REAL pee tape.
Hahaha right??? It's probably within 90% accuracy. The hotel in this is probably nicer cause it's in the US and not Moscow.
it's a fake story spread by Russian security services themselves.
@@AceofDlamonds Quite possibly so, yes. But they do have SOMETHING on him.
@@aetiusg @poopdeckpappy
Gregory Rhodes of Forbes.com and David Satter, two well informed scholars of Russian archives and history said the dossier material looked suspiciously like Russian disinfo, especially the sexual theme. For instance, it's said that one of the past FBI directors was a crossdresser or something...and Putin himself video taped (could have been faked) a political opponent's lawyer in bed with two young girls at a whorehouse.
I think Trump has nothing to do with that. Kremlin isn't breathing down Trump's neck.
The disgust I felt was real enough 🤢 Time to rewatch that fake attack ad 3 more times to take my mind off of it👯♀️🚽🤮
Like a fine wine. This ages well!
I love the add! The bit with the umbrella and BingBingBong was missing LOL
What we actually need is a leader, not a tyrant.
No, what we need is a representative.
@James Volk Liberals are weak, pathetic little pussies...you would all get fucking wrecked James. lol
Seems to be leading better than BHO
We need someone who understands that they work for us, not the other way around.
What you need to do is vote for candidates that actually care about people and not their pockets.
I know he's being funny, but think they should employ all of those ideas.
They already do.
@@iHeartOiSkanks Proof or it didn't happen. SMH!!
He officially opened the 'pay back' season!
Freewheelin' Franklin I think he’s quite serious.
i really wish we could lie like the gop does but dem voters won't aren't fooled as easily as gop voters. Dem want the truth and the msm will never act live fox news. They stand for honesty so unless all dems sold their values and ethics like the gop has it wouldn't work. I get it i would love to say trump joined a satanic church or huffs glue but that would mean our leaders would lie to us like he does to them. I do not know how his voters aren't insulted on a daily basis because he knows they will buy whatever he sells them. We are the only adults left in the room. if we create a cult like they have liberty and justice will have died. The truth always wins. We will get through this and we will be a better country and hopefully learn to never have this happen again.
I love that Rick Wilson from the Lincoln Project is on the panel and they pretty much ran ads just like that.
When they go low, we should roll over them with great vigor.
The leading theory on all that slurring is him coming down off of various uppers that he constantly takes.
Wilson all jacked up on mountain dew
Wilson Nah ! His poligrip is slipping 🤣
His brain is cooked.
Cathy Bradley that’s an insult to Florida.
@Cathy Bradley that's how I knew. "Florida man cooked his brain" in the Florida Times.
This is gold we need versions without the laugh track!!
You're advocating for a fake video? Hmm nothing new
I think they mean the "Trump's Brain" attack ad. That's all real. That was him. I've seen them in full context before.
It's a live studio audience
Right on!!!!!!!
That'll get the ball rolling nicely! You know Bill did this knowing someone will cut this up and start posting..
Internet --- do your thang!!
pisstape.org
You'll thank me later...
👍🏼
If I don't see this on the front page of reddit later I will be disappointed...
Why not? The Republicans would!
@@YusufGinnah wtf???
@@cerebralmaster
That's the opening of the elusive, actual Pee-Pee tape involving Trump. 😂🤣👍🏼
This … is brilliant … and the way to go! Bill officially opened the 'pay back' season!
Laughed so hard with that ad!! LOL :) Loved it
Gareth Morton Yes. It’s all we have. I wish we had a candidate to beat Trump
That last scene was great . The diaper dragging from his pants said it all .
That Mike Judge movie, Idiocracy is becoming a reality.
Just that President Camacho was actually likeable.
I wrote a paper for midterms based on this and got an A
It’s packed with electrolytes!!!
Did he just say reptilian 😱
Bill. Pls please run that pee tape with the catheter guy from John Oliver
pisstape.org
You'll thank me later...
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@TheBluearmy33
Yes that's the one.. 🤣😂
Still working on getting more of it... 👍🏼
lunamypet Yes. The desperation to real. What ever it takes. The impeachment failed miserably
Bill Maher for President......Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to agree with him on this. Time to kick some nuts.
Yeah right. You fruity communist aren't doing dick.
@Claudia Solomon Ok Bernie thanks
You forgot the "Tim Apple", the open laying umbrella, that he colored a stripe of the flag in blue at the kindergarten and of course his wifes name "Melanie"
My god...theres too much
They could make a feature length movie version
He didn't forget, he ran out of time to include every example. It's an ad not a Martin Scorsese film 😋
Also that Puerto Rico is an island surrounded by “water, big water, ocean water.”
"China has total respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trumps very, very large - a brain"
How about the sniffing and why
Vote Blue no matter who!
Mount Morris progressive only
ok thats retarded
Here come the Bros...
Jay McDanieL yes bernie
Carolyn Talbot here comes the corporate brainwashed
I absolutely love the idea of Stormy Daniels sitting in the front row picking mushrooms off of a pizza! LOL
Her interview with Jimmy Kimmel is hilarious!
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
I remember Stormy Daniels being a guest on The Eric Andre Show.
ua-cam.com/video/R-DkvDjx9rE/v-deo.html
@@yvonneleach9650 lolI
I'm sure he is watching!!! All the media has to do is ridicule him, like he did to Hillary.
......ridicule ? Not fake news is not ridicule ...It's called the truth . Watersports Pres !
Frank Malinaro Where can we get "not fake news"?
They have been doing that since he announced
@@POOKIE5592 ~~your gut . It will tell you the truth . Then theres the eyes , they don't lie. That dribble on t.v. is for kicks & giggles to amuse the masses , while they pillage . just saying.
Michele Sànchez ....Trump is “too fragile” to take criticism. Drumph , the family’s real surname, was a fitting name and he should embrace it and his own stupidity.
I heard a new version from Don Winslow the other day: “when you go low, I’ll meet you there”.
Bill, we need you to be our new President ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Please run that ad! or give it to the Lincoln Project! !!!!!!!
Yes please drive trump crazy, he has made everyone else go crazy!
Damn!! That really should go Viral NOW!! Wish I had $$$ I'd pay to have it on EVERY CHANNEL on TV CABLE AND THE INTERNET!! 4-5× DAY AND NIGHT!!!!
7:45 Love the new name: "Big Show With Crazy Maniac" ... just as you'd promised Bill :)
Yeah we're all laughing at you Billy but not the way you crave! You're just stupid and ignorant 😂
Cat Napper Projection 101
BILL is right ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.. the whole THEY GO LOW WE GO HIGH thing might work if america hadn't turned into a FLAVOR OF LOVE and the rest of those crazy ass shows society
Time to turn the table
Democrats have never "gone high"
@@TrickOrRetreat come on. Bring it. Were ready. Time to take care of liberals once and for all.
@Self Discipline bingo. The Democrats have lost it.
Since when has the Democratic party gone high?
You guys have been wearing pussy hats and shrieking in the streets for 4 years.
I hope I can look back at these moments and really laugh. Right now I just cringe
Fek! Thank you Bill & co.! That ad is no joke and is EXACTLY what the blue team needs to run widely and continually hammer home. Don't be dim blue team!!
"Donald Trump is not a hard man..." 🤣🤣🤣
Hmmm... which purchased porn star said that again?
No, but his head is.
The Democrats need to do this. Maybe Blumberg could run a few adds. What say Mike?
Democrats have the money, the creativity and the goal: win all 35 seats and the presidency. Let's take all of them. For the past two decades Republicans have been using gerrymandering, voter suppression, negative media dumping and propaganda, cheating, Russian help and whatever else they wanted to get Donald Trump acquitted. And they will next week.
This is the end of America of "We the People" and the beginning of "I-can-do-anything-I-want-Donald-Trump."
What are you going to do?
I agree. Make that go Viral. Just release that little clip.
Please.
Bill's right, as usual. Let's do it.
I gasped at "the oranges... the oranges of the... investigation"
That’s not TP on his show--it’s his price tag!
OHHHHH GOOD ONE! WOW! I can't "LOVE" THAT COMMENT ENOUGH!!!
In rubles...
ua-cam.com/video/R-DkvDjx9rE/v-deo.html
I finally remembered, Trump's weird mouth spasms when he talks are totally a common symptom of taking GABA controlling pharmaceuticals...
Covfefe.
What is GABA pharmaceuticals? Is this a dumb question, that I should know?😵
@@honeytesta5960 GABA is the name of the most common neurotransmitter in the brain there's a class of drugs just for manipulating them.
Good rant!
Just the verbal shortages of his brain could be the best ad they could come up with. Truth
Great episode!
PERFECT!!! See everybody SEE!
Honestly, just get off the middle ground. Either go over or under the bar and stop running into it.
(Above is much harder, but much more rewarding, while below is still better than running into the bar)
Yeah just shit or get off the pot. Fish or cut bait. Whichever analogy gets you.
This is a good one!!!!
We laugh, but Bill is right. It's time to take the gloves off and fight fire with fire. Now it's okay to ask other nations for help too, do that as well. The Democrats have grow some guts, or we are all hosed.
The problem is you guys are out of bullets... Impeachment was the worst thing that you can do... And you already used it up. Sorry guys you lose again. Trump is here to stay and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it
@@davidbann8388 🙏🇺🇸What a nonsensical comment!!! Keep it real dear trickster russian troll!!!👎👎👎🙊🤔🤔🤔🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏👋👋👋
@@jacquesmbikila5346 well then let's just wait and see... Time will surely prove me right
You mean like the DNC get together?? ua-cam.com/video/aKnX5wci404/v-deo.html ...hmm...
This is why I love Bill.
Bill Maher NEEDS to be the Campaign Manager for the Democratic nominee!!!
The last man in US with BALLS!!
That right there us too much Oranges !!!
When they go low, we kick them!! Im down with that exact thing
But don't have the balls
😂 yea sure
@@matthewwright3930 Yea sure I'm right. You don't have the balls or you wouldn't be typing it
🥱
.. 👍 ... 👏 ... 👌... 💪 ... 💯 ...
Bill is absolutely correct...!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
We need to make those videos go viral...!!!
2 1 20 Hey Bill & the Team, Yes, thanks! "MAKE IT RAIN!!!" Love it & you out did yourself. Be well. v
Pleeeease don't show peepee tape when I'm already laughing hard at Maher, 'cause now I gotta go! LOLOL!
LMAO! YEP I had the SAME PROBLEM! :D
" As a group, businessmen have been withdrawing for decades from the ideological battlefield , disarmed by the deadly combination of altruism and pragmatism. "
-Ayn Rand-
When Trump says "oranges," look at the lawyer's face next to him. Hilarious. Dump Trump!
Connie Smalls Trump is awesome!! And actually has earned a 2nd term you unamerican ass hat
AslapOF Reality keep dreaming pee pee face
@@aslapofreality1444 One POS deserves another. If you're a trumper, you're an idiot.
No, the Democratic Party should not go low. This is GOOD vs. EVIL.
This brought a tear to my eye.
Robin Lawson It sad people like you think that Bill Maher is smart 🤦🏼♂️🤣
AslapOFStupity what are you saying? Your intelligence is of low standards.
Robin Lawson my bad. Read it again
the fuckin tumbleweed LMAO
The oranges,how it started 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊
Bill they need to hire you ASAP !!
To this day, every time I hear the name Karl Rove, I hear evil wolves howling in the distance! At least I can giggle in these trying times, even if it is only a Pavlovian response.
Thank you for that, Seth MacFarlane!
(wolves howling) Our ways are not your ways, there shall be to you many strange things. Listen to the them-- children of the night. What music they make (Dracula aka bloodsucker aka Karl Rove) ^_^
As someone who lives and plays in wolf country I can assure you wolves howling is a thing of beauty. To equate the fat pig Rove who couldn’t feed himself in the woods with such a beautiful canine as the Northern Timber Wolf is an affront to both real men and to wolves.
Jay Luck lol my sentiments exactly hang in there it’s gotta get better eventually or we will all get to see the apocalypse one or the other ether way it’s going to get better lol. what a way for the great experiment in Democracy to end with a combover from a man with hair the color of spun piss. It’s going to be a very interesting end to a terrible b movie plot.
Iron Snowflake - Nice. I liked that.
James Creek - Gene, is that you? I thought you died years ago! Excellent critique and commentary, say hi to Roger for me.
Just kidding, that was nice of you. Glad to see you can still can keep your sense of humour about this. Stay strong my brother.
This was really good. 😂😂😂
The idea of "when they go low, we go lower" is absurd. Never take a fight to the field where your opponent is far more experienced and trained to fight than you are. "When they go low, knee them in the face" is the strategy you need. Stay on the high ground and expose what they are doing to go low.
No offense. It feels like youre taking the metaphor a little too literal.
That would be the ideal scenario, but when the electorate is getting dumber by the day and can't tell the difference between truth or lie, right or wrong, and thus make the worst choices over and over.... what else can be done? Education takes ages.
@@nuvamusic just sit back and watch the world burn.
“Untreated Syphilis” causes frontal lobe damage. Let’s use this.
Adam P Yes. We are so desperate. Whatever it takes. And we don’t even have a good candidate that can beat Trump
Dave Waldon your disguise isn’t working mr red hat
Why is there no LOVE button for UA-cam vids?! 'Like' doesn't quite cut it.
people: is that real?
Trump : shut up!
McConnell: let's go through this as quickly as possible!
World's Netizen It worked. Trump 5-0
@@zoobrizz what do you mean "it worked"?
5 time draft dogging bone spurs?
Nancy dont invite the orange toddler to the state of the union
George Dunn also give him only one camera like the Senate trial imposed.
Yes! He could do one anywhere and boy will it be good! What a failure the lower house has been, I am very excited to see what he has to say! And what about the numbers who turn up at his rally's, and the people outside them, and the people in the tens of thousands lining his route from the aerodromes! What a great success Mr Trump has been! The Democrat rally's are pretty small... perhaps the voting turnout for their candidate will be small too.
Nancy's a drunk old women who's also a fool
AussieMaleTuber Is English spoken in Australia? The plural of rally is rallies, not rally’s, which is singular possessive. Typical Trumptard error, as elementary school grammar seems to be beyond your grasp.
@@bdub1863 Most of the people around the globe support Trump. It's only the brainwashed communist and the spelling police that has an issue with him. They cheer him around the globe.
" He who lives by a legalized sword will perish by a legalized sword."
-Ayn Rand-
BEAUTIFUL,.
No way that pee tape video could be real; he's not visibly touching himself once the "rain" starts
Whoa dude.
He hires folks to do that for him. She must have not been available that day.
@@jeffreym68 If by "she" you mean Ivanka
Hell, I have to put a fireplace screen in front of the TV when the orange utan is on so I do break the damn thing when I hurl shoes at it !
Lol omg...Bill you’re brave you may be the first person that Trump jails for an opinion! I’ll bring you some really good brownies!
Think again. That distinction will go to Warren.
That ad should be placed on Fox News right away!!
WOW! let that add run wild.
He's back at it. . . now that he know's they lost.
"Those who are the loudest have the most to lose." - Q
You haven't been forgotten about, Bill Mahr.
RED SHOES!!!
WWG1WGA
Open a farmer's market, only selling 🍄 outside his State of the Union.
And call it " 45 memorabilia" on a big sign above the stand.
The packages are signed by Stormy Daniels as
"Stormy approved"and packaged by " Tiny Hands inc"
YEAY BILL.
"All there".
We need to urge russia to release the pee video.
SO GOOD !!!...
Majority of Bill's accusers are dear to be fair.
That tumbleweed broke me XD
That is the best Ad ever👍
“... what is going on in his mind” ? This assumes trump has a mind.
francisco varela knee slapper
He may be a POS, but there are no billionaires without a brain.
@Ex Animus Dude I dislike Trump. I like Bernie. Trump speaks like an idiot because his poor white fans who have voted against their own interests for half a century are idiots. He is a master speaker learning it from Adolf. But he is smart to his friends out of the public eye.
@Ex Animus There's intelligence and there is being an absolute cunt. You can get rich, become richer, make your friends richer and still be a CUNT. That is what Trump is.
I’ve been saying for a while, Bill Mahar REALLY OUGHT TO BE an advisor to the Democratic Party. And the party should FUCKING WELL be listening to him.