The funniest way I’ve seen the whole “bad thoughts at night” thing is that you’re negative energy is liquid, when you lay down it spills into your head more
16:39 that Obama vs. Trump ERB is gonna go hard. And the inaugural speech'll open like "My fellow Americans, it looks like a lot went down while I was gone."
@@xerus_5 Oh, I didn't say they weren't. Just that they love that phrase because it gives the poors some cope to think about. Kind of like people that bitch about protestors. "They should just go about changing things the right way" because they know the right way doesn't work and that's why people resorted to protests in the first place.
7:59 I mean... from what I know of the movie... and 12:45 can assure you I am neither tall nor muscular. I feel whoever made that meme. Which is rare XD
18:36 first off, webp compatibility has risen significantly. Second off, you can tell this guy has never worked with it because THE DOT IS ON THE WRONG SIDE!!!
5:18 Thing is that these kind of playground equipment weren't removed because kids got bored of them. They got removed because one kid would kinda hurt themselves doing something dumb and the fucking parents raged madly online and at their local official to have them removed. Yeah, the simplification and subsequent boring-ification of playgrounds was mostly THE PARENTS. It's like here in Australia, a lot of awesome wooden playgrounds were knocked down because of the fire hazard, and rather than replace them with a metal or plastic version of the same design, they just put a shitty prefab version in there that's as boring as crap. The kids would have LOVED to play on the old one. The new one is boring.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU HAVE BAD RATS- (curiosity: the first letters of each word make BR, the abbreviation for brazil, which id the country that made bad rats! I'm Brazilian 🥲)
16:28 this meme aged horribly almost 2 years before it was posted. FYI, on the 18th of Feb. 2023, the carter center announced that Mr. Carter will be in hospice care due to an unspecified terminal illness. If you didnt know, a terminal illness is an illness that the vast majority of the time you will die too. Terminal illnesses are rarely virus-based, but instead your body messing up and giving you something like advanced late stage cancer. These illnesses are uncurable.
I can honestly say I've never seen one of those playground digging things before this video. The playgrounds when I was a kid only had the usual things (slides, swings, monkey bars and see-saws, sometimes a fort or tower to climb on). I was an 80's and 90's kid though. I don't know how new those digging things are.
16:55 I think that was my comment. Or at least, I made a similar one. I don't blame you with those memes. In fact, you did a great job taking a "economy bad" meme into something entertaining.
8:43 PC Masterrace, bay beeeeee! I got Dragon's Dogma 2 running at a playable framerate with 5 gigs of usable RAM out of 8 total. Imma get at least 16 more, probably for cheaper than your third replacement laptop.
Even worse about bluesky is it's literally people saying they need a safe space for their politics, which is basically the opposite of how you're supposed to engage in politics😂.
The chaotic neutral timeline thing is similar to something I've been saying, I don't remember signing up for the Monty Python Absurdist Comedy version of reality.
5:20 …man I wish my old playgrounds had these… That didn’t stop me from digging though. Once had someone fall in a hole I made. That’s how I met one of my best friends. Good times…
Day 293 of guessing the editor. 0:08 Greg Zhao. Day 19 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, ATBGE).
Oh, shoot…what’s the name of that (possibly deleted) subreddit where you could find memes like the one at 13:14? I used to love it but now I can’t remember what it’s called! 🙃🙃🙃
I cannot lie, I need an actual relationship, I’ve been getting an awful addiction, it’s to the point where UA-cam recommends me compilations of c ai TikToks, I don’t wanna live like this, I can feel my brain losing it’s ability to focus… this isn’t a joke either, it’s just that I should tell people about this, f*ck im gonna have to talk to my parents about this
Technically an italian poet proved the concept that money won't buy you happiness but it is just a distraction from boredom. It was Giacomo Leopardi and he wrote if I'm not mistaken about a man who bought a horse. He wrote that the man bought himself a horse to distract himself from boredom but once he got tired of it he went back to being bored searching for that new spark to happen again. Now that I read more about it he basically thought boredom was something only the most noble of people could feel as he describes it the feeling of never being satisfied by any terrestrial thing. That our need for satisfaction is bigger than the whole universe. And that we tend to accuse something is missing or isn't sufficient. Basically a level of self awareness the most noble of people can feel. As a side in fact he identifies some creatures as less capable of feeling this such as low class people (I'm guessing because they can't understand being bored if they've never gotten tired of anything they have since they can't buy anything new) and animals are barely capable to not capable at all to feel this. I think this is a really interesting concept though.
i suppose this is why super rich folk end up doing batshit stuff or start doing incredibly illegal stuff, but not all the rich people ofc. still, i’d rather have money than not
bro i swear, you can't open more than two tabs on a laptop without it sounding like a plane that's about to take off.
Ye, I can't play a game and listen to Reddit stories at the same time? Scam, thank God I main brave
@ this is why i play on my ipad and have yt open
i have 18 tabs + 1 other app open on my laptop and it sounds fine
@@ChikenNugsWithSauce What laptop do you have?
I can, don't speak too general
(Also don't use Chrome come on we're in 2024)
The funniest way I’ve seen the whole “bad thoughts at night” thing is that you’re negative energy is liquid, when you lay down it spills into your head more
Can never go wrong with Lilo logic
Jack Singing Bits
0:16 Pigs With Nonspecific Duties
0:24 Dog Hair
2:34 Pelican Man
9:33 What Is The Secret?
11:22 Addiction
16:39 that Obama vs. Trump ERB is gonna go hard. And the inaugural speech'll open like "My fellow Americans, it looks like a lot went down while I was gone."
Weird how the people that say "money won't buy happiness" are always the ones with the money
or really poor people trying to cope
@@panzerwolf494 nah, rich people are mega happy it’s just poor dudes
@@xerus_5 Oh, I didn't say they weren't. Just that they love that phrase because it gives the poors some cope to think about.
Kind of like people that bitch about protestors. "They should just go about changing things the right way" because they know the right way doesn't work and that's why people resorted to protests in the first place.
3:47 only works on the US, as *A LOT* of other countries show money like this: (insert currency here) 10.000,00
0:10 uh has it tried quitting??
Mayben’t.
I have been laughing at this like for 4mins
Been watching since the covid years started, jacks still a dork
replace "still a dork" with "off"
@@theominouspigeon why does it matter what they say?
My laptop fans screaming as I open 57 chrome tabs:
Only 57? Those are rookie numbers.
The single spider in there is gonna turn into that burnt baby png
i dont get why people open so many tabs
i always have only one,3 the most
@@bread496well you see, we don't know either
I've literally switched from the pc to the laptop during winter bc I wanted to be warm several times before
13:45 - Who would've guessed that Jack voiced Donnie on the Wild Thornberrys
9:12 yep. I'm a Navy veteran, stay out of the military.
Me in the navy rn🤩
12:53 bro this is Robin level of reaching, this is just a guy who has a type lol
As a note, I do see and appreciate your attempts to be more lighthearted when reading these posts! When they let you, at least
13:55 I'll never understand people who hate on music genres.
Its not the darkest time line, it may not be the brightest, but it might be the most colorful
2:15 'You bring back knobs.' I feel like Trump is doing that with his cabinet picks. ;)
Jackie the Snackie num num num
Could use some salt tho
Insane rizz
The videos do be depressing on EmKay sometimes, you can't deny that
That *d o g h a i r* aounded like the first notes of Hoist the Colors
7:59 I mean... from what I know of the movie... and 12:45 can assure you I am neither tall nor muscular. I feel whoever made that meme. Which is rare XD
0:24 HOIST THE COLOURS HIGH!
YO HO!
9:41 i have the perfect mouse and glass for that. Now, all i need is a job...
18:36 first off, webp compatibility has risen significantly. Second off, you can tell this guy has never worked with it because THE DOT IS ON THE WRONG SIDE!!!
5:18 Thing is that these kind of playground equipment weren't removed because kids got bored of them. They got removed because one kid would kinda hurt themselves doing something dumb and the fucking parents raged madly online and at their local official to have them removed.
Yeah, the simplification and subsequent boring-ification of playgrounds was mostly THE PARENTS.
It's like here in Australia, a lot of awesome wooden playgrounds were knocked down because of the fire hazard, and rather than replace them with a metal or plastic version of the same design, they just put a shitty prefab version in there that's as boring as crap. The kids would have LOVED to play on the old one. The new one is boring.
0:23 sounds like the beginning of Hoist The Colors from Pirates of the Caribbean
2:30 in and he was having WAY too much fun :)
5:19 me wanting to make an adult version with a small excavator and a sand pile
3:01 couldn’t agree more.
***insert generic copypasta here***
I am blessed by seeing this 1 minute after it's posted
Emkay can cure anything, fricking illnesses be jumping out my body when i got emkay playing
jack is my fav VA
BABE WAKE UP NEW EMKAY VIDEO DROPPED
this is my favorite narrator
That dog hair one really hits close to home lol
Ape Escape WAS EVERYTHING !!!
If Emkay hearts this comment it proves Transformers: One is objectively peak
The meme at 6:40 feels like a personal attack to me.
I trust everyone with Aria of Sorrow in their top games list with my fucking life
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU HAVE BAD RATS-
(curiosity: the first letters of each word make BR, the abbreviation for brazil, which id the country that made bad rats! I'm Brazilian 🥲)
To Jack: Croc is getting re-released within the next few months btw
16:28 this meme aged horribly almost 2 years before it was posted.
FYI, on the 18th of Feb. 2023, the carter center announced that Mr. Carter will be in hospice care due to an unspecified terminal illness. If you didnt know, a terminal illness is an illness that the vast majority of the time you will die too. Terminal illnesses are rarely virus-based, but instead your body messing up and giving you something like advanced late stage cancer. These illnesses are uncurable.
I'd vote for Jimmy Carter if he ran for president again.
Still can’t get over how awesome this is!
Emkay views in 10 falls, really seconds off.
🍅
I’ve been waiting, another upload from you!
You don't need to mod Minecraft to break things. Vanilla Minecraft will bring literally anything to its knees given enough time.
I can honestly say I've never seen one of those playground digging things before this video. The playgrounds when I was a kid only had the usual things (slides, swings, monkey bars and see-saws, sometimes a fort or tower to climb on). I was an 80's and 90's kid though. I don't know how new those digging things are.
The more i learn about how social media are run, the more I realize that bluesky is just better. It's not perfect mind you, but it's definitely better
Well I just finished having fun "chatting" to a Republican on Bluesky, who has in their bio they are there to make Democrats cry
This video is plant approved
You’re awesome, Jack! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! ❤
You’re literally one of THE only things that gets me through the day so I can watch your vids. Don’t quit!
6:40 innacurate, there is no gamer on the planet that plays both bloodborne and league of legends.
this is why you use Firefox
2:34 if anyone can Doit, Peli Can! 🚽
16:55 I think that was my comment. Or at least, I made a similar one. I don't blame you with those memes. In fact, you did a great job taking a "economy bad" meme into something entertaining.
5:19 i've never seen one of these before and now i feel like i had an empty childhood
8:43 PC Masterrace, bay beeeeee! I got Dragon's Dogma 2 running at a playable framerate with 5 gigs of usable RAM out of 8 total. Imma get at least 16 more, probably for cheaper than your third replacement laptop.
Even worse about bluesky is it's literally people saying they need a safe space for their politics, which is basically the opposite of how you're supposed to engage in politics😂.
SOMEONE PLEASE make Jack’s incoherent rambling into an autotuned rap song
I think it the Orange Man who is bring back knobs (as in the UK insult)
8:38 is literally my Laptop lol
my laptop just randomly sounds as if a plane is lifting off
7:54 the thumbnail
8:34 I have literally been preventing myself from playing RE4 for more than a year because of this. This game is so fkn good
The chaotic neutral timeline thing is similar to something I've been saying, I don't remember signing up for the Monty Python Absurdist Comedy version of reality.
Everytime I watched your video, it's like I'm listening to an radio channel, a good one though
5:15 This is the first time in my life I've ever seen this
Croc was also my first game, I can’t wait for the remaster.
13:39 I feel attacked
6:43 If you know, you know 😂
so many good memes
also. edge sucks, but i'd rather use it then google chrome
13:51 idc what y’all say the last part of runaway is fire
5:20 …man I wish my old playgrounds had these…
That didn’t stop me from digging though. Once had someone fall in a hole I made. That’s how I met one of my best friends. Good times…
4:00 confused german noises
CROC MENTIONED!!
the guy on the top right looks like that one buff chick boss from dead rising
0:44
It's Mickey Rourke
Fungie 🗿✨️
7:29 Dunno, ask Sony sitting on their IPs doing nothing with them
Day 293 of guessing the editor.
0:08 Greg Zhao.
Day 19 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, ATBGE).
Oh, shoot…what’s the name of that (possibly deleted) subreddit where you could find memes like the one at 13:14? I used to love it but now I can’t remember what it’s called! 🙃🙃🙃
6:40 Monke brain see terraria monke brain go crazy
6:17 i've seen more native english speakers struggle with grammar
POLYWORKING???
WHAT
YES I FINALLY CAUGHT A VID EARLY!
Bro thought of quitting tinder uh I mean tik tok 🗿💀
Ok, I can’t help but wonder who actually tried to press the fake “skip ad” button at 7:15
17:04 thats me!!!
Woah woah eoah, Gru got gentrified???
3:47 but it has a - at the start:
13:49 Glep? you started rapping?
Pikmin 2 is in this video, find it.
5:12 did anyone else try do dig the biggest hole you could with these
11:05 how are they labelling these files where these two go back to back?
I cannot lie, I need an actual relationship, I’ve been getting an awful addiction, it’s to the point where UA-cam recommends me compilations of c ai TikToks, I don’t wanna live like this, I can feel my brain losing it’s ability to focus… this isn’t a joke either, it’s just that I should tell people about this, f*ck im gonna have to talk to my parents about this
Technically an italian poet proved the concept that money won't buy you happiness but it is just a distraction from boredom. It was Giacomo Leopardi and he wrote if I'm not mistaken about a man who bought a horse. He wrote that the man bought himself a horse to distract himself from boredom but once he got tired of it he went back to being bored searching for that new spark to happen again. Now that I read more about it he basically thought boredom was something only the most noble of people could feel as he describes it the feeling of never being satisfied by any terrestrial thing. That our need for satisfaction is bigger than the whole universe. And that we tend to accuse something is missing or isn't sufficient. Basically a level of self awareness the most noble of people can feel. As a side in fact he identifies some creatures as less capable of feeling this such as low class people (I'm guessing because they can't understand being bored if they've never gotten tired of anything they have since they can't buy anything new) and animals are barely capable to not capable at all to feel this. I think this is a really interesting concept though.
i suppose this is why super rich folk end up doing batshit stuff or start doing incredibly illegal stuff, but not all the rich people ofc. still, i’d rather have money than not
15 minuetes after video official upload
insert funny comment here
wow so funny
live laugh love reddit
Day 2069 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
16:44 he served once but he is too old/sick according to the 25th amendment😢