The village of Shitterton in Dorset got so tired of people stealing their sign that the current signpost is an engraved 1.5 tonne block of Purbeck stone.
Honestly, the ChatGPT one made me smile. Just something really pure about finding out that an AI's self image is an author insert Mary Sue fanfic character.
9:00 That actually already happened. A dude lived for a good while in the back rooms of a mall, one that was hidden away after a twisted slim hallway that he knew nobody would enter. This was in protest of the fact that the mall was being built in his neighborhood, and was kicking people out to build a parking lot and more mall. I'm pretty sure they were also knocking down a building that him and his artist buddies used to hang out in. He was eventually found out but that was after a long time. He was arrested for trespassing but his punishment was essentially a building restraining order, where he isn't allowed to come within a certain distance of the mall.
basically had a no entry order, they could not prevent use of the city owned rights of way around it. They are interesting enough pretty common for big public but private property places. like in the case of an urban environment they cannot legally bar you from the public sidewalk but the guards can bar entry into the building.
That guy talking about Sims 4 eugenics was right, tbh. A few too many people get REALLY into "breed out the ugly" challenges, which has always disturbed me.
The “all four of your grandparents are alive again” means that because it’s a new job and no one knows you can use the excuse “my grandparent died to get out of work
honestly, i never thought i would relate to the rhino savannah rain post, but after spending my vacation outside in the floridian sun, my allergy to the sun acting up, and it raining while i was at a water park, yes. the cool shower i took laying down in the hotel room bathtub 100% made me feel like a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years.
@@strangeaelurus It hits people differently, like a rash, itches, or in my case, uncontrollable sneezing until I either get inside or under some pretty strong shade.
@@strangeaelurusIt's called Solar Uticaria, it's an auto immune disease. Basically is like sunburn but much worse, instead of a bad rash you get hives. My dad also has this allergy.
Ok, I need the tea: What's the deal with the Transphobic DRM cracker and how did she get such a fitting rival? Did Fitgirl wrong her so badly she became Transphobic out of spite? Why does the third guy exclusively crack football games? Were all three of these people friends at some point? Did they train under the same Pirate Lord???
She`s called Empress, she charges to crack denuvo games and fitgirl does repacks from other crack groups which is not considered real cracking, there was a fight because fitgirl repacked games cracked by empress, the football cracker i have no idea who he is
@@radonisu I feel like charging to crack gamea is incredibly illegal, even more illegal than piracy itself. Where the hell does the transphobia come from? How does one learn more about these mythical people?
I went through my old college notebook and found “no, but I spit in a river once. Does that count” written in the margins. The only context I have is that it was a biology class.
I always hate Robin saying he has failed UA-cam career because Robin is constantly making my day even if he’s not able to be as successful as he deserves I know he makes so many people feel better.
2:10 That's actually really simple, have a dad who's on the board of directors and have him threaten to ruin the company unless they give his precious little star baby a job.
14:32 it's so you can call off with a dead grandparent. Also, the super specific speed limits are likely in places where somebody fought a speeding ticket by contesting the validity of the speed limit itself, as some places have laws saying exactly how speed limits are set (something to do with math and engineering and so on) and most speed limits don't meet those requirements. The math rarely works out to a whole number.
If only most places calculated the safe maximum speed limit instead of making up random numbers or deciding all roads of the same "type" need the same limit regardless of actual conditions. 95% of non-residential speed limits are utter bullshit. When 90% of the traffic on the road is going 30 mph over the limit and no one ever crashes, your speed limit is either a joke or just an excuse to extort people.
Here in the Netherlands the system is a lot better. Residential area: 30 km/h, near areas that have buildings in general: 50. Main roads going through such areas meant for faster travel: 70. Outside of towns and cities: 80. Highways, depending on how many lanes and how close to cities/ towns: 100 or 120. Sometimes with a 130 between certain times. (like between 9pm and 6am)
@@Sanquinity that's how it is in a lot of the US (except in mph, of course). Thing is, in some places in the US laws were passed specifying the method for calculating them--only they never bothered to actually do the calculations and left all the speed limits as they were. The result of this is speed limits that aren't technically legal, and so, if you're willing to spend a large quantity of time and money to fight a minor traffic violation, you can force the court to order the speed limit be changed.
@@Sanquinity Those are exactly the sort of overgeneralized limits that are the worst. The actual safe limit of a road depends on many factors, but especially visibility and traffic. Let me give you an example of what that kind of thing leads to: Between my city and a nearby town there is a stretch of road that is defined as a normal road. This road goes through a stretch of undeveloped land several miles long. The only thing on this stretch of road is a high school, which is located about a kilometer away from the road at the end of a long driveway. Because the land is owned by the school, and that land is adjacent to the road, the road is classified as being adjacent to a school, so the speed limit is set to 35 mph (56 kph). It's set this way for the entire length of the road between the two towns. Visibility is excellent, the road is mostly straight with very gentle curves, there are no traffic lights even where the school's driveway meets the road, and no other buildings or cross-streets. It's a highway in an unpopulated area. People go 55-75 mph on it. (88-120 kph) I drove this stretch of road every weekday for a year and never once saw a wreck or any sign of one like broken glass. When the road reaches the two towns, where there are cross-streets, traffic lights, and far more traffic, the speed limit goes _up_ to 40 mph on one end and 45 mph on the other. (65 and 72 kph)
@@Bacteriophagebs And these are the kinds of cases where the spirit of the law is more important than the letter of the law. In my country we go by actual buildings being near the road. Not "There are no buildings, but this is technically property as part of a building, so..."
5:54 I love how he just instantly jumps to "human brain" when it just states "brain" and humans are known to animal brains. There's even a whole wiki article about brains as food. 😂
0:04 where I live, the speed limit is 670616629 miles per hour or 1079252848.8 kilometers per hour (299792458 m/s), since the only thing preventing you from going faster on the German Autobahn is the light barrier.
I love watching a little bit of just the subtitled preview so I can’t hear the voice and trying to figure out which one of the group’s video it is. Gotta love that ‘ooh, I can do you one better! I can absolutely do you one better!’ just absolutely SCREAMS Robin
02:53 _"And you feel an obligation to apologize to your car"_ I was driving down a back road one night and it was so dark that I was wondering if there was something wrong with my electrical system. Then I hit a really bad canyon in the road and suddenly the area lit up like a stadium when the 3 feet of snow got knocked off my headlights.
12:41 Well, if we want to be more biological about it, fruits are ovaries. They both contain eggs/seeds for reproduction, just that one kind requires consumption or falling and decomposing in order to create offspring. The other requires several other organs and requires a partner to fertilize. Yeah, I guess that is suspiciously specific in of itself.
1:37: And thats why knowing how to make a fire is important. Always boil your water in survival situations! You won't always have a lifestraw or whatever.
16:19 You girls have made the right assessment. Seriously, congratulations. Mark Gunger, a professional marriage counselor and stand up comedian, talked about this.
Ah, the legend that is Fitgirl~ I am still VERY confused how this person works and how they are still working without getting sued by every company out there.
I am mostly vegan and gf (medical reasons). There is plenty of junk food for us. I absolutely demolished a tray of brownies over the last 2 days. I also love noodle dishes. There are really good rice noodles. There is always a way to eat junk if you are determined.
my absolute favorite chocolate cake doesn't have any butter or milk, but it does have eggs. i'm sure there are many vegan egg substitutes though that'd make a cake that's just as good
Thats sounds so funny😂but no, its not true. Brains especially human brains can have a brain eating bacteria. Its rare in live stock, and cannibalism is already bad. So no, not your own body starts eating your brain, just the bacteria
5:21 I dunno, when I see a big-ass cloud coming my way and it smells like vanilla instead of burnt poison that makes me choke my lungs out, I'm generally pretty relieved.
9:09 happened in Providence Place, Rhode Island from 2003 to 2007. A "unused space" in a shopping mall was discovered. When they found it they found construction items left there from the time the mall was being built... so... 2 artists and friends just moved in.
@@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein oh yeah there are tons of news stories about it Artist wishes he could go 'home' again to mall A decade after secret apartment was discovered in Providence Place, Michael Townsend is still banned NBC news has -Artist sentenced for secret apartment in mall The leader of an artists' cooperative has been sentenced to probation for setting up a secret apartment inside a shopping mall's parking garage as part of a project on mall life. it was a 750-square-foot apartment, with lights, heat, but no running water.
One of those artists was called Pickman, and he painted horrific scenes of everyday life in Providence. His Daemon figures in his pictures and the portraits of them were spectacular. Because he drew them from life. Pickman vanished several years ago, and has not been heard of since.
This is exactly the kinda of slightly insane internet nonsense that I needed at 4 AM to keep myself going for a little longer before collapsing on my bed, I'm not even doing anything important I just refuse to go to sleep at a reasonable hour during the weekend.
6:44 Ah, Scotland... One Of The Most Innovative Country In The World - From Fully Autonomous Bus Services, To Islands Powered Entirely By Wind Power, To Public Pencil Sharpeners On The Seaside. Truly A Grand Place To Live
But they weren't smart enough to use pencil sharpeners with stainless blades, you'll notice. Those rusty things will chew your pencil to hell, I guarantee it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER SEE ANOTHER COMMENT SAYING THIS SAME EXACT THING I WILL HUNT DOWN WHOEVER POSTED IT AND CAUSE THEM THE MOST PAIN MANKIND HAS AVER FELT
This is the dumbest repeated comment. It's like you don't understand how this job works. If anything, they could do a podcast episode or a interview, but this format isn't ideal for what you're saying.
"My dream is to live in a secret room within a large corporate building complex." I've always said, if I ever moved to LA, I would find a way to live in The Getty.
8:29 I mean, if its a dead body, that's means a ghost may be nearby, so the Ghostbusters are a good choice in that situation. I also would like to share my idea of a Ghostbusters-themed boyband. Think of the profits
Fun fact:scrabble is a northern American dish that consists of actual pig brain and it’s fairly common to get it served with your eggs, bacon, and pancakes. Furthermore it just tastes like sweet beef but does have a very odd gelatinous texture to it. It’s revolting in my opinion but my family loves it.
1:22 this is legit the entire vibe of my high school Spanish teacher, he’s probably the nicest guy in the world but for whatever reasons I’m always in a fight or flight response when talking to him.
the cabbage one spoke to me even though im not vegan because my comfort food is an entire bag of shredded iceberg lettuce and i genuinely dont know why
there is no way… the thumbnail in in my hometown in colorado. its a shopping center called “southpark”. it was built a few years ago and my family always questions why it is so specific. the building to the left of the sign is torchys tacos, and to the right, a shake shack
2:56 My dad once went like 35 (MPH) over a speed bump or whatever the proper name is. Instead of my soul leaving my body, it felt like my spine left my body.
2:50 My grandfathers truck gets knock out of alignment constantly by potholes To the point where he, an 81 year old man in a giant truck, drives around them to avoid having to get his truck re aligned
13:05 This is no joke, my brother recently lost a ball because they got flipped the wrong way in his sleep. Fragile af, make sure your balls are properly alligned bros!
re: the pothole one, Robin- we were driving in heavy traffic through a construction zone once and basically got railroaded by the other cars into hitting a MASSIVE pothole at speed that just demolished our tire immediately. I barely managed t get us safely to the side of the road and as we were trying to figure out what to do, we watched the exact same thing happen to another car not even five minutes later. When we finally got our spare on with the help of someone who stopped to help, we drove past ANOTHER person who had hit the same pothole before us who had made it a ways further down the road before pulling off. And then on the way back from our errands, there were TWO MORE cars in the same general area. Turns out when it's something that egregious you can actually make the state pay for your tire.
1:30 maybe it's because I grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere, but I honestly don't think I'd have that hard of a time surviving in the apocalypse. just live far away from everyone else, grow some crops, wrangle some livestock, remember to boil water before drinking it, and you'd probably be set for life.
They called the police when hikers found the body of the ice age man "otzi" who they ended up calling anthropologists when they found he died thousands of years ago
Otzi's excavation was a complete shitshow, too. They let random people come in and chip him out of the ice. At one point one of the archaeologists noticed that one guy was using a stick to do so and asked where he got it. He said he'd found it on the ground. The archaeologist examined the stick and found that it was one of Otzi's own tools, now badly damaged.
I'm convinced people with big trucks like that described at about 14:20 that they either don't have, or have very very small, peepees and desperately need to validate themselves because they can't please their partners
5:09 I'm pretty sure that the kidnapped semen thing happened to Boris Becker (German Tennis player) at some point. Not sure how it went out afterwards but i have this headline memorized for some reason
Happened in Indiana, but the case was overturned on appeal, with the appeals court stating that the woman might be guilty of fraud. Not theft, though. 😂
That bit about staying hydrated... such an awkard time to have just literally quite literally finished a bottle of water and crushed it like some giga chad nerd hahaha!
16:25 This is not gendered! A lesson for all normies: if someone isn't talking, don't say to them "what are you thinking about?" or any such crap. They were just relaxing and not doing you any harm. What you have to spoil that for? And perhaps they were thinking about something, and now you've just broken their chain of thought. (Neurodivergents don't need telling, they already know.)
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Unpopular opinion: miracle whip is better than mayo. No, you cannot change my mind. It has less oils and fats (the shit that makes me nauseous). So yeah. Ill take preservatives over garbage. 💜
Eugh, my dad's side of the family all use miracle whip like a bunch of culinary savages. I'll never forget being 7 years old, after hearing for years from my father how incredible my grandma's deviled eggs were, popping one into my mouth on my first easter around his family and immediately spitting it out and almost vomiting because she used that vile sludge.
As a male (former) jiu jitsu -er no, we don't, but it's still weird placing your hips against theirs while wearing pants that could fall down at any second while you're really frocking sweaty.
Yeah, the Treasure Valley is genuinely one of the only places I've been where the roads are pretty nice. Unfortunately this comes at the cost of half the sidewalks being complete garbage (or total lack of sidewalk), meaning you can't ride a scooter over them, and I once hit a sidewalk pothole so hard I fell off my bike and badly scraped my knee and had to call my grandma to come pick me up
3:00My grandpa gave me a brand new scooter and I carefully avoid every pothole... but every once in a while I can't make one out quick enough and every single time it hurt my heart...
4:15 THIS. Ohhh man, all the claws came out during Hogwarts legacy. The terf pos is the one called empress or some shii and LONG LIVE FITGIRL!! i may be poor but i've donated to her. That's how badass she is and i love her Amelie pfp every time i run a game.
honestly I think those speed limit "12.5" signs would actually be effective at what they are trying to accomplish. normally people expect to be able to go 5 miles over the speed limit without anyone giving them trouble and it can almost be considered weird not to, and at slow speeds it can be easy to go 10 over without thinking because less than 20 miles an hoiur feels like you are arely moving. Putting up a 12.5 mph sign when the maximum speed you want cars to go is 15 mph is probably more effective psychologically then saying 10mph because in peoples brains they subconciously think "oh they didn't round it to 5, thats very specific, i should actually try to go around 12 mph because there is probably a reason they were that specific about the speed. Its not going to be effectine on the drivers that don't give a shit about speed limits but only speed bumps will stop them.
15:34 "wenn nicht entführen wir leute" --> "if not, we're going to kidnap people" it was about taking my previous art teachers to a fun outdoor workshop art thingy. if I can't make them come with me when they want, i just make them come.
Fun fact: You can (within reason) pretty much disregard any speed limit that is not divisible by 5 in the US (if stated in your states MTUCD). If a cop tickets you while in one and references the limit, take that shit to court. Start your argument with "Well, according to the MTUCD..." and I swear to god most of judges will just stop you right there with an attitude of "I ain't dealing with this shit today". Source - I have a few friends who are civil engineers who work in their states respective DOT as site administrators.
Fun fact : this also works with S.C. getting out of tickets. Once you educate them on Black's Law the judge has the same reaction. Source -Trust me bro.
regarding odd speed limit signs, many are done that way to specifically because they are not the usual numbers on them, to bring attention to them. The parking lot at my job has 14mph signs specifically for that reason. It's not about the specific speed, it's about ensuring that drivers realize they should be going slow.
As a boy/man, the post at 16:26 is 100% true and very representative. Men think in a disjoint stream of shower thoughts vaguely related from one to the next that stemmed from an idea comparable to a 5 year old's take on an Eldrich bubblegum fairy. For instance, a nerdier man, might think 1A: "Birds dive really fast," 2A: "Air resistance must pull on them like crazy," 3A: "What if they moved so fast the air pulled their feathers off," 4A: "Wait, once their feathers were gone, the air would pull their skin," 5A: "So if the bird went fast enough, it's body would open like a parachute," etc. 1B "You can spin bike wheels," 2B: "What if you spun the wheel so fast that it when it snagged on somebody, they went flying," 3B: "If you strapped wings to somebody's arms, could they fly after being launched," 4B: "If you hooked up bike pedals to a fan, you could push yourself through the air," 5B "So if you had the arm wings and a bike propeller could you fly yourself," 6B: "No, you need a airplane lookin' thing," 7B: "What if you were the airplane lookin' thing," 8B: "So if you had a tiny airplane shell with pedals to power the propeller and hooked your arms to the wings so you could steer, you could fly," this thought might then progress through starting a business selling these things, some big corporate decisions you needed to make for this company, what you would do with all the money you made, how you would raise a family after this, what you want in a wife, and at any point in this whole thought process you could think a single word that made you think an entirely different thought equally as stupid and nonsensical. This is what men thinking is like ladies.
2:57 I don’t even drive but sometimes we just hit the KARSJJSSGUAIAUAG of the road and I start praying to Gayd that my car won’t hate me so much it boots me out the windshield. 15:40 “She's not sure how long it will take, unfortunately. Maybe there's an earlier or later time that's close?” 16:49 3/5
I remember seeing a mile marker that was 419.99 because the 420 one got stolen constantly
Lol nice
I wonder why
The village of Shitterton in Dorset got so tired of people stealing their sign that the current signpost is an engraved 1.5 tonne block of Purbeck stone.
@@bobemmerson1580 like that would stop me
Straton, CO? Or one of the two in Washington?
Fun fact: "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, it means blood that hasn't already been used in a ritual.
thats... hilarious, imagine doing occult rituals but you get yelled at for bringing used blood
@@genericuser984 "JERRY! WHY DO YOU HAVE LAST NIGHT'S BLOOD"
So do we all have virgin blood?
@@oliverboswell9557 yes, all of you
@@olesoter12 alright asking for a friend
Honestly, the ChatGPT one made me smile. Just something really pure about finding out that an AI's self image is an author insert Mary Sue fanfic character.
I'm drawing ChatGPT right now. They sound fun to draw
You would totally peg chatgpt
@@noone-xx5ho 🤨📸
@@Dave_Miller can you post it on your channel once its finished please
@@noone-xx5ho It's not even a year old!
9:00 That actually already happened. A dude lived for a good while in the back rooms of a mall, one that was hidden away after a twisted slim hallway that he knew nobody would enter. This was in protest of the fact that the mall was being built in his neighborhood, and was kicking people out to build a parking lot and more mall. I'm pretty sure they were also knocking down a building that him and his artist buddies used to hang out in. He was eventually found out but that was after a long time. He was arrested for trespassing but his punishment was essentially a building restraining order, where he isn't allowed to come within a certain distance of the mall.
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Not a very good protest
I saw that
basically had a no entry order, they could not prevent use of the city owned rights of way around it. They are interesting enough pretty common for big public but private property places. like in the case of an urban environment they cannot legally bar you from the public sidewalk but the guards can bar entry into the building.
Learned it from a addict
That guy talking about Sims 4 eugenics was right, tbh. A few too many people get REALLY into "breed out the ugly" challenges, which has always disturbed me.
Jesus Christ
So we…don’t…want to cull vampire genes?🤷♂️
Oh yeah I forgot about those
And the weird thing is that it's already a feat to make an ugly S4 Sim considering the heavy stylization. They all kinda look good, if distinctive.
Just a lil bite of eugenics.
For a treat! :)
The “all four of your grandparents are alive again” means that because it’s a new job and no one knows you can use the excuse “my grandparent died to get out of work
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I was just gonna say. Wasn't sure if he actually didn't get it!
honestly, i never thought i would relate to the rhino savannah rain post, but after spending my vacation outside in the floridian sun, my allergy to the sun acting up, and it raining while i was at a water park, yes. the cool shower i took laying down in the hotel room bathtub 100% made me feel like a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years.
hi
Allergic to the sun? How does that work, if you're comfortable explaining?
I'm not allergic but I have an hellish itch when I am under the sun for some reason
@@strangeaelurus It hits people differently, like a rash, itches, or in my case, uncontrollable sneezing until I either get inside or under some pretty strong shade.
@@strangeaelurusIt's called Solar Uticaria, it's an auto immune disease. Basically is like sunburn but much worse, instead of a bad rash you get hives. My dad also has this allergy.
Ok, I need the tea: What's the deal with the Transphobic DRM cracker and how did she get such a fitting rival? Did Fitgirl wrong her so badly she became Transphobic out of spite? Why does the third guy exclusively crack football games? Were all three of these people friends at some point? Did they train under the same Pirate Lord???
She`s called Empress, she charges to crack denuvo games and fitgirl does repacks from other crack groups which is not considered real cracking, there was a fight because fitgirl repacked games cracked by empress, the football cracker i have no idea who he is
@@radonisu I feel like charging to crack gamea is incredibly illegal, even more illegal than piracy itself. Where the hell does the transphobia come from? How does one learn more about these mythical people?
I need to know pls
@@Gamemaster13000 meh, the weightier charges are piracy and distribution of pirated goods, so you might as well make money for your illegal work
Im surprised this are real people and not some top tier shitpost, please keep us updated of them
"I gotta get outta here" is basically Robin's signature sign-off catch-phrase at this point. And I think we all feel it.
I'm here for it
I went through my old college notebook and found “no, but I spit in a river once. Does that count” written in the margins. The only context I have is that it was a biology class.
Hmm maybe if you were asked if you piss in the shower? Loll
I always hate Robin saying he has failed UA-cam career because Robin is constantly making my day even if he’s not able to be as successful as he deserves I know he makes so many people feel better.
I think it's because he has his own channel that isn't quite as popular as this one
@@damienearl8302 I know but even if it’s not as popular as this one, it hurts to hear Robin say that
@@2006PoyotaKirbolla Oohhh, yeah, that's a pretty fair point!
@@damienearl8302 Thanks!
15:31 I can confirm this. Got really pissed off at the bus station once because I smelled pie, but it wasn't pie, God damn you, Brad!
2:10 That's actually really simple, have a dad who's on the board of directors and have him threaten to ruin the company unless they give his precious little star baby a job.
14:32 it's so you can call off with a dead grandparent.
Also, the super specific speed limits are likely in places where somebody fought a speeding ticket by contesting the validity of the speed limit itself, as some places have laws saying exactly how speed limits are set (something to do with math and engineering and so on) and most speed limits don't meet those requirements. The math rarely works out to a whole number.
If only most places calculated the safe maximum speed limit instead of making up random numbers or deciding all roads of the same "type" need the same limit regardless of actual conditions. 95% of non-residential speed limits are utter bullshit. When 90% of the traffic on the road is going 30 mph over the limit and no one ever crashes, your speed limit is either a joke or just an excuse to extort people.
Here in the Netherlands the system is a lot better. Residential area: 30 km/h, near areas that have buildings in general: 50. Main roads going through such areas meant for faster travel: 70. Outside of towns and cities: 80. Highways, depending on how many lanes and how close to cities/ towns: 100 or 120. Sometimes with a 130 between certain times. (like between 9pm and 6am)
@@Sanquinity that's how it is in a lot of the US (except in mph, of course). Thing is, in some places in the US laws were passed specifying the method for calculating them--only they never bothered to actually do the calculations and left all the speed limits as they were. The result of this is speed limits that aren't technically legal, and so, if you're willing to spend a large quantity of time and money to fight a minor traffic violation, you can force the court to order the speed limit be changed.
@@Sanquinity Those are exactly the sort of overgeneralized limits that are the worst.
The actual safe limit of a road depends on many factors, but especially visibility and traffic.
Let me give you an example of what that kind of thing leads to:
Between my city and a nearby town there is a stretch of road that is defined as a normal road. This road goes through a stretch of undeveloped land several miles long. The only thing on this stretch of road is a high school, which is located about a kilometer away from the road at the end of a long driveway.
Because the land is owned by the school, and that land is adjacent to the road, the road is classified as being adjacent to a school, so the speed limit is set to 35 mph (56 kph). It's set this way for the entire length of the road between the two towns.
Visibility is excellent, the road is mostly straight with very gentle curves, there are no traffic lights even where the school's driveway meets the road, and no other buildings or cross-streets. It's a highway in an unpopulated area. People go 55-75 mph on it. (88-120 kph)
I drove this stretch of road every weekday for a year and never once saw a wreck or any sign of one like broken glass.
When the road reaches the two towns, where there are cross-streets, traffic lights, and far more traffic, the speed limit goes _up_ to 40 mph on one end and 45 mph on the other. (65 and 72 kph)
@@Bacteriophagebs And these are the kinds of cases where the spirit of the law is more important than the letter of the law. In my country we go by actual buildings being near the road. Not "There are no buildings, but this is technically property as part of a building, so..."
5:54 I love how he just instantly jumps to "human brain" when it just states "brain" and humans are known to animal brains. There's even a whole wiki article about brains as food. 😂
Oh wait cow brain sounds kinda appetizing
Like Jack misinterpreting "anthropomorphic" as "furry"
@@masterjoseph25 anthropomorphic=Furry
@@Dr.Prof.Med.Kleiner anthropomorphic means person-like.
I ate alot of brain in my childhood. I enjoyed it a lot.
0:04 where I live, the speed limit is
670616629 miles per hour
or 1079252848.8 kilometers per hour (299792458 m/s), since the only thing preventing you from going faster on the German Autobahn is the light barrier.
But do you have a sign that says 670616629 miles per hour speed linit
I love robins voiceovers, great way to start my day
I love watching a little bit of just the subtitled preview so I can’t hear the voice and trying to figure out which one of the group’s video it is. Gotta love that ‘ooh, I can do you one better! I can absolutely do you one better!’ just absolutely SCREAMS Robin
02:53 _"And you feel an obligation to apologize to your car"_
I was driving down a back road one night and it was so dark that I was wondering if there was something wrong with my electrical system.
Then I hit a really bad canyon in the road and suddenly the area lit up like a stadium when the 3 feet of snow got knocked off my headlights.
12:41 Well, if we want to be more biological about it, fruits are ovaries. They both contain eggs/seeds for reproduction, just that one kind requires consumption or falling and decomposing in order to create offspring. The other requires several other organs and requires a partner to fertilize. Yeah, I guess that is suspiciously specific in of itself.
ok
Wouldn't the egg be the fruit, and the ovaries and testies be the flowers and stamens?
As a biologist i must tell you that the definition for a fruit is "a flower in the process of ripening seeds" so sadly this doesnt work
@@transsnack no, the seeds inside the fruits are the eggs
WHY IS NO ONE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THE PEELING PART???
1:37: And thats why knowing how to make a fire is important. Always boil your water in survival situations! You won't always have a lifestraw or whatever.
16:19 You girls have made the right assessment. Seriously, congratulations. Mark Gunger, a professional marriage counselor and stand up comedian, talked about this.
Ah, the legend that is Fitgirl~
I am still VERY confused how this person works and how they are still working without getting sued by every company out there.
fitgirl doesnt crack games as she/he (i still dont know if its a man or a woman) said multiple times, just repacks them
@@ItzBrooksFTW Would be a hell of a plot twist if Fit *girl* turned out to identify as he/him.
@@Emmariscobar you know fitgirl does, right?
10:07 This had me cackling as only a victim of actual gaslighting can cackle.
I am mostly vegan and gf (medical reasons). There is plenty of junk food for us. I absolutely demolished a tray of brownies over the last 2 days. I also love noodle dishes. There are really good rice noodles.
There is always a way to eat junk if you are determined.
my absolute favorite chocolate cake doesn't have any butter or milk, but it does have eggs. i'm sure there are many vegan egg substitutes though that'd make a cake that's just as good
5:52 fun fact:
if you eat a brain, your brain will begin to eat itself.
it goes:
"oh, youre telling me this foooood?"
and begins to digest itself.
Wait, really?
@Ryan M.
Well i heard it a few times across many sources so yea, probably.
@@johannesviljoen9656 Good enough for me. 😂
I don't know about animal brains, but eating human brains can give you prion diseases like Kuru. I don't think the brain eats itself though.
Thats sounds so funny😂but no, its not true. Brains especially human brains can have a brain eating bacteria. Its rare in live stock, and cannibalism is already bad. So no, not your own body starts eating your brain, just the bacteria
"Tom Holland and his mouth-frog" is a sentence I NEVER expected to hear Robin say
5:21 I dunno, when I see a big-ass cloud coming my way and it smells like vanilla instead of burnt poison that makes me choke my lungs out, I'm generally pretty relieved.
9:09
happened in Providence Place, Rhode Island from 2003 to 2007. A "unused space" in a shopping mall was discovered. When they found it they found construction items left there from the time the mall was being built... so... 2 artists and friends just moved in.
Lmao I'm in the RI area, and I never heard of that. That's honestly hilarious
@@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein oh yeah there are tons of news stories about it
Artist wishes he could go 'home' again to mall
A decade after secret apartment was discovered in Providence Place, Michael Townsend is still banned
NBC news has
-Artist sentenced for secret apartment in mall
The leader of an artists' cooperative has been sentenced to probation for setting up a secret apartment inside a shopping mall's parking garage as part of a project on mall life.
it was a 750-square-foot apartment, with lights, heat, but no running water.
One of those artists was called Pickman, and he painted horrific scenes of everyday life in Providence. His Daemon figures in his pictures and the portraits of them were spectacular. Because he drew them from life. Pickman vanished several years ago, and has not been heard of since.
This is exactly the kinda of slightly insane internet nonsense that I needed at 4 AM to keep myself going for a little longer before collapsing on my bed, I'm not even doing anything important I just refuse to go to sleep at a reasonable hour during the weekend.
Honestly, same. 😂
6:44 Ah, Scotland... One Of The Most Innovative Country In The World - From Fully Autonomous Bus Services, To Islands Powered Entirely By Wind Power, To Public Pencil Sharpeners On The Seaside. Truly A Grand Place To Live
But they weren't smart enough to use pencil sharpeners with stainless blades, you'll notice. Those rusty things will chew your pencil to hell, I guarantee it.
all the voiceovers should do a video together
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER SEE ANOTHER COMMENT SAYING THIS SAME EXACT THING I WILL HUNT DOWN WHOEVER POSTED IT AND CAUSE THEM THE MOST PAIN MANKIND HAS AVER FELT
@@NEW_OG_GAMERbut it'll be cool tho..
@@Exploding_Pencils14 and it’d be a logistical nightmare and it’s starting to get annoying as hell
This is the dumbest repeated comment. It's like you don't understand how this job works.
If anything, they could do a podcast episode or a interview, but this format isn't ideal for what you're saying.
@@NEW_OG_GAMER WE KEEP TRYING TO RECOMMEND THIS
"My dream is to live in a secret room within a large corporate building complex." I've always said, if I ever moved to LA, I would find a way to live in The Getty.
8:29 I mean, if its a dead body, that's means a ghost may be nearby, so the Ghostbusters are a good choice in that situation.
I also would like to share my idea of a Ghostbusters-themed boyband. Think of the profits
:/
Fun fact:scrabble is a northern American dish that consists of actual pig brain and it’s fairly common to get it served with your eggs, bacon, and pancakes. Furthermore it just tastes like sweet beef but does have a very odd gelatinous texture to it. It’s revolting in my opinion but my family loves it.
Bruh, wasn’t that a dish in American Horror Story season one??!
I think you mean scrapple. Scrabble is different because it means you use your own brains, and it doesn't make a mess on the table.
Robin now has DMS full of shadow art
:/
1:22 this is legit the entire vibe of my high school Spanish teacher, he’s probably the nicest guy in the world but for whatever reasons I’m always in a fight or flight response when talking to him.
the cabbage one spoke to me even though im not vegan because my comfort food is an entire bag of shredded iceberg lettuce and i genuinely dont know why
I wish I could have something low-calorie like that as a comfort food. I think trying to eat that much lettuce would make me sick.
Lettuce does go crazy tbh
Same. I could just endlessly graze on iceberg lettuce like a weird horse.
@@0_dearghealach_083 @TotalDramaHarold you two get me
there is no way… the thumbnail in in my hometown in colorado. its a shopping center called “southpark”. it was built a few years ago and my family always questions why it is so specific. the building to the left of the sign is torchys tacos, and to the right, a shake shack
im sorry, did you say that you live in South Park, Colorado?
@@theseer5 not exactly, but near you could say
could you say we’re going… down to South Park perchance?
2:56 My dad once went like 35 (MPH) over a speed bump or whatever the proper name is. Instead of my soul leaving my body, it felt like my spine left my body.
12:18 so basically the Lustrous from Land of the Lustrous
Finally, a new video! Nothing better than being bored and all out of a sudden there's a emkay upload.
4:21 Nah, it isn't a frog - it's spoilers for the movie he's currently in.
robin in thirty years when he is running for president: "i did not have sexual relations with that AI language model"
2:50
My grandfathers truck gets knock out of alignment constantly by potholes
To the point where he, an 81 year old man in a giant truck, drives around them to avoid having to get his truck re aligned
13:05 This is no joke, my brother recently lost a ball because they got flipped the wrong way in his sleep. Fragile af, make sure your balls are properly alligned bros!
6:50 - They're in many places. It's apparently either an art project or an inside joke.
12:30 has anyone drawn it yet
3:38 Can we talk about the fact the comment count is going from 44 to 70?
What the fuck
re: the pothole one, Robin- we were driving in heavy traffic through a construction zone once and basically got railroaded by the other cars into hitting a MASSIVE pothole at speed that just demolished our tire immediately. I barely managed t get us safely to the side of the road and as we were trying to figure out what to do, we watched the exact same thing happen to another car not even five minutes later.
When we finally got our spare on with the help of someone who stopped to help, we drove past ANOTHER person who had hit the same pothole before us who had made it a ways further down the road before pulling off. And then on the way back from our errands, there were TWO MORE cars in the same general area. Turns out when it's something that egregious you can actually make the state pay for your tire.
1:30 maybe it's because I grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere, but I honestly don't think I'd have that hard of a time surviving in the apocalypse. just live far away from everyone else, grow some crops, wrangle some livestock, remember to boil water before drinking it, and you'd probably be set for life.
0:18 I feel attacked, I'm wearing a Garfield shirt rn :/
hi emkay. I'm feeling sick and sad. your videos distract and make me feel better, so thank you.
as a vegan i can confirm i demolish that cabbage
They called the police when hikers found the body of the ice age man "otzi" who they ended up calling anthropologists when they found he died thousands of years ago
Otzi's excavation was a complete shitshow, too. They let random people come in and chip him out of the ice. At one point one of the archaeologists noticed that one guy was using a stick to do so and asked where he got it. He said he'd found it on the ground. The archaeologist examined the stick and found that it was one of Otzi's own tools, now badly damaged.
@@Bacteriophagebs oh no 🤦♀️
14:33 that's a really good strategy, every time you want to take a day off you just say your grandpa/ma died
4:50 HEY! BE NICE TO YOURSELF! WE'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL FOR WHO WE ARE
3:25 Absolutely a myth, but it's a myth so common and prevalent that it can have a placebo effect on some people.
I'm convinced people with big trucks like that described at about 14:20 that they either don't have, or have very very small, peepees and desperately need to validate themselves because they can't please their partners
4:201
As an ex-vegan it was most often a bean burrito that I was looking forward to after hard partying
5:09 I'm pretty sure that the kidnapped semen thing happened to Boris Becker (German Tennis player) at some point. Not sure how it went out afterwards but i have this headline memorized for some reason
0:13 these are used to get people to pay attention. Because if you so a point in the speed limit you are going to do a double take.
4:11 Correction, FitGirl is not a cracker, she's a repacker. Says so in her site's QnA.
I'm quite surprised Fitgirl and EMPRESS haven't been taken out yet because of how well known they are in the scene
hes also not a trans girl, hes a cis male
the thing im most scared about is the fact that i already have an un finishe 12 chapter fanfictionand all the others
5:08 I’ve heard of cases where the woman stole semen and impregnated herself and the guy had to pay child support
minor, hate this.
I left the same comment.
Happened in Indiana, but the case was overturned on appeal, with the appeals court stating that the woman might be guilty of fraud. Not theft, though. 😂
tf aw my gah man
@@anonygent I have only heard about this case in passing, so it being overturned is news to me.
That bit about staying hydrated... such an awkard time to have just literally quite literally finished a bottle of water and crushed it like some giga chad nerd hahaha!
12:03 stereotypical, watt pad, not like other girls, y/n looking-
16:25 This is not gendered! A lesson for all normies: if someone isn't talking, don't say to them "what are you thinking about?" or any such crap. They were just relaxing and not doing you any harm. What you have to spoil that for? And perhaps they were thinking about something, and now you've just broken their chain of thought. (Neurodivergents don't need telling, they already know.)
4:45 - It looks like he had water in his mouth & is waiting to slap his cheeks so he can spit it at you.
The last text is the title of the Avengers 4 movie thing:
Avengers 4: Minecraft, The Wholesomest of Activities
8:20 depends. If I didn't recognize the body in the water, I would call the police. But if I did, I would run and not look back
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You do not recognise the bodies in the water, I repeat You do not recognise the bodies in the water
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Unpopular opinion: miracle whip is better than mayo.
No, you cannot change my mind. It has less oils and fats (the shit that makes me nauseous).
So yeah. Ill take preservatives over garbage. 💜
This sounds like a new subreddit. I’m in! Go EmKay go👍
its not
there are literally 14 other videos
there is quite a few vids on this subreddit, but it kinda does feel like one :D
@@_hihi_0.0
True, but I can’t help but think that it feels new to me too^^
@@lorivaldez4839 anime pfp mindset
robin is STILL sick and STILL narrating, what a trooper pushing through the sicknessj
You mean sick, not stick, right? In the first part.
Eugh, my dad's side of the family all use miracle whip like a bunch of culinary savages. I'll never forget being 7 years old, after hearing for years from my father how incredible my grandma's deviled eggs were, popping one into my mouth on my first easter around his family and immediately spitting it out and almost vomiting because she used that vile sludge.
You could just say you prefer real mayo
@@Dovah_Slayer I was in kindergarten my dude, manners were not yet my forte. Thankfully everyone thought it was hilarious.
@@0BucketMask0 I meant in your comment you didn't need to call it "vile sludge" or that using it makes someone a "culinary savage"
@@Dovah_Slayer please look up what comedic hyperbole is
"I would have never pegged ChatGPT."
-Robin
2:05 it was him.
As a male (former) jiu jitsu -er no, we don't, but it's still weird placing your hips against theirs while wearing pants that could fall down at any second while you're really frocking sweaty.
Robin wants to peg chat gpt confirmed
Yeah, the Treasure Valley is genuinely one of the only places I've been where the roads are pretty nice. Unfortunately this comes at the cost of half the sidewalks being complete garbage (or total lack of sidewalk), meaning you can't ride a scooter over them, and I once hit a sidewalk pothole so hard I fell off my bike and badly scraped my knee and had to call my grandma to come pick me up
Robin are you still working for illuminaughtii
3:00My grandpa gave me a brand new scooter and I carefully avoid every pothole... but every once in a while I can't make one out quick enough and every single time it hurt my heart...
P
12:18 ...Okay, so ChatGPT is Twilight Sparkle, got it
As someone who in fact has been stung by a Portuguese Man O' War... the pee helps..
4:15 THIS. Ohhh man, all the claws came out during Hogwarts legacy. The terf pos is the one called empress or some shii and LONG LIVE FITGIRL!! i may be poor but i've donated to her. That's how badass she is and i love her Amelie pfp every time i run a game.
Person , chill.......
"I never woulda pegged chat GPT."
-emkay
You don't need to be good at writing to write fanfiction. In fact, that probably makes it easier for you.
honestly I think those speed limit "12.5" signs would actually be effective at what they are trying to accomplish. normally people expect to be able to go 5 miles over the speed limit without anyone giving them trouble and it can almost be considered weird not to, and at slow speeds it can be easy to go 10 over without thinking because less than 20 miles an hoiur feels like you are arely moving. Putting up a 12.5 mph sign when the maximum speed you want cars to go is 15 mph is probably more effective psychologically then saying 10mph because in peoples brains they subconciously think "oh they didn't round it to 5, thats very specific, i should actually try to go around 12 mph because there is probably a reason they were that specific about the speed. Its not going to be effectine on the drivers that don't give a shit about speed limits but only speed bumps will stop them.
11:56 wow chatgpt going offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
15:34 "wenn nicht entführen wir leute" --> "if not, we're going to kidnap people"
it was about taking my previous art teachers to a fun outdoor workshop art thingy. if I can't make them come with me when they want, i just make them come.
00:52 tgey demolish vegan snacks like i dunno chips for example? God that indeed sounds sad...
they who cares about this reply
also I said they cuz u said tgey😂
Fun fact: You can (within reason) pretty much disregard any speed limit that is not divisible by 5 in the US (if stated in your states MTUCD). If a cop tickets you while in one and references the limit, take that shit to court. Start your argument with "Well, according to the MTUCD..." and I swear to god most of judges will just stop you right there with an attitude of "I ain't dealing with this shit today".
Source - I have a few friends who are civil engineers who work in their states respective DOT as site administrators.
Fun fact : this also works with S.C. getting out of tickets. Once you educate them on Black's Law the judge has the same reaction. Source -Trust me bro.
4:56 Someone actually did that and sued the sperm donor for child support
😢 that's horrifying
"I never would have pegged ChatGPT"
Oh lawdy.
7:18 Eat worms. They go great with roux.
Also Lancer's theme playing here is genius because his "lesser dad" is obsessed with worms.
regarding odd speed limit signs, many are done that way to specifically because they are not the usual numbers on them, to bring attention to them. The parking lot at my job has 14mph signs specifically for that reason. It's not about the specific speed, it's about ensuring that drivers realize they should be going slow.
As a boy/man, the post at 16:26 is 100% true and very representative. Men think in a disjoint stream of shower thoughts vaguely related from one to the next that stemmed from an idea comparable to a 5 year old's take on an Eldrich bubblegum fairy. For instance, a nerdier man, might think 1A: "Birds dive really fast," 2A: "Air resistance must pull on them like crazy," 3A: "What if they moved so fast the air pulled their feathers off," 4A: "Wait, once their feathers were gone, the air would pull their skin," 5A: "So if the bird went fast enough, it's body would open like a parachute," etc. 1B "You can spin bike wheels," 2B: "What if you spun the wheel so fast that it when it snagged on somebody, they went flying," 3B: "If you strapped wings to somebody's arms, could they fly after being launched," 4B: "If you hooked up bike pedals to a fan, you could push yourself through the air," 5B "So if you had the arm wings and a bike propeller could you fly yourself," 6B: "No, you need a airplane lookin' thing," 7B: "What if you were the airplane lookin' thing," 8B: "So if you had a tiny airplane shell with pedals to power the propeller and hooked your arms to the wings so you could steer, you could fly," this thought might then progress through starting a business selling these things, some big corporate decisions you needed to make for this company, what you would do with all the money you made, how you would raise a family after this, what you want in a wife, and at any point in this whole thought process you could think a single word that made you think an entirely different thought equally as stupid and nonsensical. This is what men thinking is like ladies.
15:37 "how about we skip to 8 or 9" we were working on scheduling conflicts for dnd
Garlic bread would be great for vegans after drinking! You can get ones made with either oil or margarine... which is pretty much oil anyway.
2:57 I don’t even drive but sometimes we just hit the KARSJJSSGUAIAUAG of the road and I start praying to Gayd that my car won’t hate me so much it boots me out the windshield.
15:40 “She's not sure how long it will take, unfortunately. Maybe there's an earlier or later time that's close?”
16:49 3/5