THE MOST 🤣🤣🤣 OF r/FUNNY
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- Опубліковано 13 чер 2024
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Over an hour of the top posts from r/Funny Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / xycronva
Jack ► / @jaymick
Robin | sorry wHAT: 00:00:00
Jack | two bros: 00:08:30
Robin | What did you just call me: 00:18:34
Jack | i'm tyred: 00:27:22
Robin | Cursed Zoom call: 00:40:09
Jack | lean moment: 00:54:00
Jack | movie advertising be wild!: 01:06:43
Robin | Leaving as reward: 01:21:56
Jack | run run rUN RUN RUN!!!!: 1:31:20
Robin | under the missile toad: 01:45:14
Jack | This is comedy moment: 01:55:04
Robin | you seeing this: 02:08:37
Jack | gotem!: 02:18:57 - Комедії
For anyone not in the know, the image at 0:27 was an enforceable law in the UK, particularly around Halloween, where kids would buy up eggs and flour to do what you think young teens not given sweets would do.
Make a cake. Can't have competition if you make it illegal to make their own sweet goods
ok
That the deal na? Here qe say candies or a curse, thats the curse, here they prefer explosives
So there's no trick or treat anymore, just treat or nothing.
@@Jivvi eggs as a trick? Youre that bad at it?
@@draalttom844what would you suggest?
The 3 sea shells is a reference to a scene in Demolition Man, staring Sly Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock from 1993.
Thank you~ was looking for an explanation
THANK YOU KIND STRANGER
Thank you for explaining! I figured it was just a joke because of Shell gas stations
I was getting ready to say something I'm glad somebody else knows this. Awesome movie
It’s actually a tribute to Asimov’s foundation series.
Not sure which book though, might be robots of dawn.
Interesting that so few people think it’s from the film. It’s already an easter egg in the film.
Im autistic, so maybe i just dont get it, but i think why a flea would tell aliens that most earthlings are smaller, is because most earthlings are bacteria and other micro organisms.
I don’t get it much either (except I ain’t got any disorder if I’m correct), but I honestly thought that it was that the flea wanted to watch them suffer and said that they’re smaller as a lie-
I thought that the flea forgor how to flea and zoned out and then was like "holy shart, scary I must answer quickly"
The funniest thing about the bird who stole a tank? Know someone whose dad's name was Hank...and he stole a tank when he was in the Marines, after repairing it, ran it out of gas in the middle of the desert, and just left it there. To his dying day, he hated peeling potatoes---he got a LOT of PK duty.
I’m sorry but this has me cackling, Hank sounded like a kickass dude 😂
@@Hershewed He could be...or scary as hell!
Thought this was some kind of poem at first
7:27 The sea shells are a reference to Demolition Man.
thx
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0:29 They do. Neighbor’s kids stockpiled eggs since mid-October. They egged a teacher’s house.
Who the hell can afford to stockpile eggs just to waste them?
@@josequins9099 idiots
@@josequins9099 Kids with access to their parents' credit cards.
Seashells joke really did go right over his head. It was a great reference too!
then hwats the joke?!
@@fishnugget3672 Yeah, I'm not getting it either, and I feel like I should :| .... nvm, found another comment below that explained it... Still don't get it, since I haven't watched the movie Demolition Man
@@DSoSJohnHIn themovie Demolition man, they also joke about those who don't understand what the shells are for... 💩🤔🐚
I have watched the movie. I liked it.
@@fishnugget3672Old movie reference. Big dumb shooty shoot guy is woken up in the future to catch a criminal they're not equipped for because they've forgotten how violence works or something ridiculous.
He doesn't know how to use the bathroom because the toilet just has 3 seashells instead of paper and everyone in the movie is confused why he doesn't know how to use the seashells.
18:50 references the same thing
29:46 if you think about it from a different perspective... it's wholesome... because he's calling them all his favourite son. Meaning when they see he called them all his favourite they'll know that he loves them all equally... with his entire being. Times 5.
5 love = 5 dad. This is how cloning works.
“Slutty brownies“ is a risky Google search…
Why? I look that up all time
True
Ironic how r/funny is rarely ever actually funny.
yes...
thats the subreddit's purpose...
r/wooosh
Jack and Robin kind of make it funny
No way bro😮
yea
Robin doesn't know how to use the three sea shells lol 🤣
Dean tells Sam, "Driver picks the music..." etc, that in Supernatural, didnt know it got onto a sticker.
That pond decoration is bloody scary😮😂
im never letting robin cook me a steak after hearing what he said @21:07 Boy needs lessons in marbleing
Marbling is the fat “mixed” into the meat
fat (like how it is in the comic) would just be a slab, the shit you trim off a brisket
Every time I see a couch from the 70s, I can't help but remember my great uncle's ex wife, who my mom said always dressed like a 70s couch. Apparently she would blend in with them.
22:33 This is genius though, because by which toothbrush is hidden, she'll know which little shit spilled and didn't clean it up
Anyone who goes out with the eggsalad girl needs to put a ring on it. She's a keeper
Fun fact: In Norse myth, Hela is Loki's daughter.
Wow, that IS fun!
Yes. She's also half corpse.
The Aesir were so disgusted by her that they banished her from all from all realms; making her the first inhabitant and ruler of Hel, the land of inglorious death.
Basically, unless you die in battle, this is where you would go to wait for Ragnarok.
At which point you become a member of her undead army and fight against the "champions" of Valhalla.
Don't let that intimidate you though; they've all been killed in combat before, and they'll be vastly outnumbered.
@@davesaylor7829 Yes, but you forgot to mention that life in Hel was actually not that bad. There'd be feasts, and revelry while you wait for your impending doom.
@@Bjornson77
That makes sense. It's not a place of punishment, like Christian Hell.
It's just a place to go when you die if you're not welcome in Vallhalla.
Which just means you didn't die in battle.
Not to mention the fact that Loki is also not Thor’s brother
2:12 THOSE 3 CATS LOOK *EXACTLY* LIKE MY THREE CATS WHAT IS GOING ON
breeds
different kinds of Breeds
21:20, in a survival situation the fat guy has more life sustaining calories. The body builder has more protein (and if you're into that, I guess would be "tastier"), but you can survive longer on the fat guy.
Cats don't care about the good meats, they just want enough energy to get up at 3am and run a quick 400m parkour loop around any open rooms in the house.
If you're eating people in a not life or death survival situation, please report directly to your local police station.
NO, DONT JUDGE MY HOBBIES
8:48 his dad blond though so it fits the pea chart.
5:20 meat coffee is a piece of meat marinated in black coffee.
It’s black so it can still be kosher.
00:02 such a distinguished gentleman
Agreed
@@Nexiusthecore i say we hand him an award for his gentleman-ness
@@AzureTheEnbyCat yes, hes quite the gentleman.
02:08:40 I never thought I’d ever hear Robin doing a carl wheezer impression in my lifr
16:19 just imagine the squeaking when he moves…
5:37 suddenly an oven
26:41 That Uno Reverse and the gun was personal
the fact that i’ve watched this 28:40 multiple times and i would still think that it meant you were actually supposed to squeeze the garlic.
5:30
Everyone who played Horizon:Zero Dawn knows why this is a bad idea
Exactly.
4:58 I'm Hungarian and I've never heard anyone joke about Scotland wtf. The only country I can think of that we joke about is Romania.
I guess we're even then (I'm romanian)
Although I would have thought our self deprecating humour outweighed the xenophobia...hm
i am turkish and suprised by the fact that we don't make fun of mostly in any countury would have expected atleast greece but nope!
5:29 I think anyone who plays any of the Horizon games knows exactly what this is leading to
Yep... Nothing could possibly go wrong with this, right?
yep :) Whale shushy!
25:30: Plot twist, *It has a cane like hook on the end*
20:07 Yup, literally had the smell in my nose and I am not a smoker. Thanks brain!
8:37 why is Hell wearing fishnet stockings??
34:27 has me laughing so hard and I don't know why. Is my humour broken or did someone else laugh at this harder than they should?
3:40 "I *LOVE* my job. He even volunteered!"
XD
2:15:21 Reminds me of a certain robot structure from a certain game where it rains while playing as a small slimy feline...
Hey genuine question. How long do you usually make vids to post per day or twice a day? But still I find your vids very entertaining :3
Stop with the “:3”
@@cataza9767 :3
@@cataza9767ok :3
@@cataza9767:3
@@cataza9767 :3
4:36 well that escalated quickly
33:34 after a solid 3 minutes of laughter I realized it’s a scanner not a actual gun
19:12
"PIVOT!!!"
13:54 Battlestar Galactica
29:23 So, poutine is fries, with gravy and cheese and it’s amazing
Popular in Quebec. Can confirm it is delicious.
5:07 checking restaurant samples...
1:00:18 THEY SAID THE THING thats from Supernatural.
1:55:35 as a survivor of my childhood trauma where flesh fused with metal, all I can say is... be very careful and very afraid (best just stick your butt out while zippin'em up... that was the life lesson I learned that day)
new fear unlocked: (also, what happened to ur... uhm)
@@galomendo survived... all good, I only have this involuntary jerking that makes the distance of flesh and metal larger when the zip is going up... a remnant of the traumatic experience memorized in areas outside my self's capabilities >....
@@OLBICHL geez. hope ur dooing good!
I always called the bishop, "Grover" lol
23:44 Sorry, but that is indeed a pizza you can find in in Italy because I've seen the exact same thing when I went to a pizzeria in Naples; it's called a Pizza Americana and consists of hot dog slices, french fries, ketchup, and mayo on cooked pizza dough.
They have a really jacked up idea of how we like our pizza. We’re weird but not that weird.
man I fell for that link trap like a dear in headlight 🤣🤣
33:24 His first thought was "oh god, starbucks staff are robbing customers at gun point now" lol 🤣
I know the economy has been doing it tough in recent years, but damn. 🤣
3 shells in the bathroom - watch judge dread with Bullock and Stallone.
He couldn't figure it out either 😂
17:12 they had to out the pink piece somewhere
I wouldn't be surprised to see the eggs over 18 sign in the UK at some point. Not only do kids egg houses, there was a time not too long ago where they were egging busses... While they were in the middle of their route with passengers on. They were throwing the eggs straight at the windshield. Where I used to live (Hull in Yorkshire), there was a section of the bus route where busses wouldn't go for a while. Annoying the street right outside my old house.
Its in the uk
9:28
windows 98 car
Ha! He doesn't know how to use the Three Seashells!
It was exactly 5 27 pm for me when 2:26:46 played, my heart is racing.
01:00:55 There IS a Transformers with balls....
It's an Upgrade kit for Revenge of the Fallen Studio Series Devastator, that includes a pair of demolition balls that can be hanged from the crotch area of the figure to recreate a scene from the movie.
4:16 how do how does
5:26 military robot that can use biomass as fuel?
So Horizon Zero Dawn's plot is becoming reality.
Thats just great.
24:05 i love how everyone took the “post no signs” sign literally
56:06 bro what was that moan💀💀
56:03 actually
1:00:15 I see Supernatural everywhere I go.
I’m so happy someone else got the reference!!
1:31:05 ive never heard robin laugh so much before 😭😭
I love the voices you do. Funny.
YES, WE DO! WE ❤ KARL'S MOM!! WHO GETS IT!?
7:13 i dont get it either
0:33 we don’t egg house’s anymore we use speggetios
22:48 - The Holy Grail omg xD
Ok, so that truck one...My dad built a garage specifically to fit his truck. Got it certified, permitted, built and wired, all the way to the roof underlayer...and then realized that the garage door was 2 feet too short to clear the roof. So we had to cut off the roof and lift it 2 feet.
2:25:00 it is as follows
(brackets are always first)
quadration
exponentiation/root subtraction
multliplication/division
addition/subtraction
after that it is from left to right so in this case it is 2+1 (=3)
And it's even easier to visualize when you turn the devision and the result of the brackets into fractions as you multiply both numerators and both denominators together
1:14:19 I want jack to be the official weatherman
I’ve been watching this for five months and I finally got to Robin leaving as reward
1:58:21 caught me off guard! 😂
r/funny
robin is such a joykiller lmao
11:37 thats HeMan
Love your content it always makes my day it makes me laugh ever time (except for the angry or sad sub Reddit’s) but I love your videos. Cool vids and also first not to brag
I love the readers. Lexi is like listening to a sitcom, Robin is like listening to stand up. Both are great.
but what about Jack?
I am a fool and heard Jack but did not know it was him.@@lenajk2004
my disappointment is non-existent and my day is fixed.
1:19:53 i know, i'm stupid, but that water fountain is literally one letter in the alphabet from spelling "Emkay"
The old couches and chairs were the best nap furniture
The spaceships are Cylon basestars from 2004's Battlestar Galactica.
I'm getting old.
I have the unicorn from that bone octopus's makers! They're basically all 'this is what happens when necromancers get Creative while Bored.'
Lmao, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells.
Joke brought to you by "Demolition man"
At 11:46 this is a genuine practice called "5S". Those are the steps. It makes you far more efficient and makes the place neater as well as safer.
1:23 Lmao the website for the Bigfoot thing leads to a rickroll
20:22 is that ice cream kitty from the early 2000s tmnt show
13:48 is it just me or can anyone else hear the devil from the cuphead show in that spider 😂
The chicken limo made me think of the most extravagant thing somebody got dropped off for prom at my high school. They rode on the trailer of a big rig or 18 wheeler, depending on where you’re from big ass truck
14:02 pretty sure those are Cylon basestars from Battlestar Galactica
19:15 reminds me of
"PIVOTTTT👹"
from friends 😭
0:50
I didn't know Ryan Renolds and Dwane Johnson were in something together.
1:12 That is a collector pod and you can’t convince me otherwise.
I think the joke at 4:56 is that most countries joke about their neighbours, just Italy jokes about themselves.
Poutine is french fries, cheese, curds, and gravy 29:39
42:17
Thanks for the reminder to clean my PC case, Robin
Running much cooler & quieter now
I like it when that one guy does the bits where he sings
21:00 I NOW KNOW THE GHOSTBUSTER PHONE NUMBER
46:52 this show is soooo freaking funny it's called 'Disenchantment'
1:31:05 the result when someone takes the FB meme seriously of "you have to name him the last thing you ate"
4:03 hank didn't steal no ordinary tank!that is a Soviet T-34! 75mm main gun and almost no tanks could pen its amor! It was in the movie T-34!