For anyone not in the know, the image at 0:27 was an enforceable law in the UK, particularly around Halloween, where kids would buy up eggs and flour to do what you think young teens not given sweets would do. Make a cake. Can't have competition if you make it illegal to make their own sweet goods
The funniest thing about the bird who stole a tank? Know someone whose dad's name was Hank...and he stole a tank when he was in the Marines, after repairing it, ran it out of gas in the middle of the desert, and just left it there. To his dying day, he hated peeling potatoes---he got a LOT of PK duty.
It’s actually a tribute to Asimov’s foundation series. Not sure which book though, might be robots of dawn. Interesting that so few people think it’s from the film. It’s already an easter egg in the film.
29:46 if you think about it from a different perspective... it's wholesome... because he's calling them all his favourite son. Meaning when they see he called them all his favourite they'll know that he loves them all equally... with his entire being. Times 5.
@@fishnugget3672 Yeah, I'm not getting it either, and I feel like I should :| .... nvm, found another comment below that explained it... Still don't get it, since I haven't watched the movie Demolition Man
@@fishnugget3672Old movie reference. Big dumb shooty shoot guy is woken up in the future to catch a criminal they're not equipped for because they've forgotten how violence works or something ridiculous. He doesn't know how to use the bathroom because the toilet just has 3 seashells instead of paper and everyone in the movie is confused why he doesn't know how to use the seashells. 18:50 references the same thing
Im autistic, so maybe i just dont get it, but i think why a flea would tell aliens that most earthlings are smaller, is because most earthlings are bacteria and other micro organisms.
I don’t get it much either (except I ain’t got any disorder if I’m correct), but I honestly thought that it was that the flea wanted to watch them suffer and said that they’re smaller as a lie-
You got it right, the vast majority of residents on Earth, By number of individuals, are micro-organisms. A bucket of water has more microbes in it than there are people on the planet.
@@InaraRoss The movie, Demolition Man, had an ongoing joke about the main character not knowing how to use the three sea shells, which was the futures replacement for toilet paper. It never explains how the shells are used. That's part of the joke, that its a mystery.
21:20, in a survival situation the fat guy has more life sustaining calories. The body builder has more protein (and if you're into that, I guess would be "tastier"), but you can survive longer on the fat guy. Cats don't care about the good meats, they just want enough energy to get up at 3am and run a quick 400m parkour loop around any open rooms in the house. If you're eating people in a not life or death survival situation, please report directly to your local police station.
Every time I see a couch from the 70s, I can't help but remember my great uncle's ex wife, who my mom said always dressed like a 70s couch. Apparently she would blend in with them.
And the meat itself can also be kosher! Kosher rules of meat is that yes they can eat meat but the meat must be from a animal that chews it's cud like a cow and the like meaning beef is completely fine but pigs nor lard(pig fat) is not kosher
Yes. She's also half corpse. The Aesir were so disgusted by her that they banished her from all from all realms; making her the first inhabitant and ruler of Hel, the land of inglorious death. Basically, unless you die in battle, this is where you would go to wait for Ragnarok. At which point you become a member of her undead army and fight against the "champions" of Valhalla. Don't let that intimidate you though; they've all been killed in combat before, and they'll be vastly outnumbered.
@@davesaylor7829 Yes, but you forgot to mention that life in Hel was actually not that bad. There'd be feasts, and revelry while you wait for your impending doom.
@@Bjornson77 That makes sense. It's not a place of punishment, like Christian Hell. It's just a place to go when you die if you're not welcome in Vallhalla. Which just means you didn't die in battle.
1:55:35 as a survivor of my childhood trauma where flesh fused with metal, all I can say is... be very careful and very afraid (best just stick your butt out while zippin'em up... that was the life lesson I learned that day)
@@galomendo survived... all good, I only have this involuntary jerking that makes the distance of flesh and metal larger when the zip is going up... a remnant of the traumatic experience memorized in areas outside my self's capabilities >....
fun fact: dual gpu's dont really work anymore, they used to make a dual gpu adaptor but not anymore, its just too much of a hassle and it causes too much performance loss for the secondary gpu
33:24 His first thought was "oh god, starbucks staff are robbing customers at gun point now" lol 🤣 I know the economy has been doing it tough in recent years, but damn. 🤣
23:44 Sorry, but that is indeed a pizza you can find in in Italy because I've seen the exact same thing when I went to a pizzeria in Naples; it's called a Pizza Americana and consists of hot dog slices, french fries, ketchup, and mayo on cooked pizza dough.
2:25:00 it is as follows (brackets are always first) quadration exponentiation/root subtraction multliplication/division addition/subtraction after that it is from left to right so in this case it is 2+1 (=3)
And it's even easier to visualize when you turn the devision and the result of the brackets into fractions as you multiply both numerators and both denominators together
😂😂 my grandma used her dishwasher for storage, too😂😂... she said she could clean the dishes faster and better than that contraption 😂😂 and she needed the storage more
01:00:55 There IS a Transformers with balls.... It's an Upgrade kit for Revenge of the Fallen Studio Series Devastator, that includes a pair of demolition balls that can be hanged from the crotch area of the figure to recreate a scene from the movie.
I wouldn't be surprised to see the eggs over 18 sign in the UK at some point. Not only do kids egg houses, there was a time not too long ago where they were egging busses... While they were in the middle of their route with passengers on. They were throwing the eggs straight at the windshield. Where I used to live (Hull in Yorkshire), there was a section of the bus route where busses wouldn't go for a while. Annoying the street right outside my old house.
I am probably stating the obvious here, but not everyone with a wheelchair is a paraplegic who is unable to get up due to a severed spinal column. In fact, many are capable of standing up and maybe even walk a few steps, but it is very hard for them. Certain medical conditions will do that to you. So take 29:50 wich a pinch of salt and don't judge too quickly. Don't be that Karen who thinks they can police others and decide who is deserving of and entitled to a parking spot or stadium seat for disabled folk. Remember that not every disability is visible.
Ok, so that truck one...My dad built a garage specifically to fit his truck. Got it certified, permitted, built and wired, all the way to the roof underlayer...and then realized that the garage door was 2 feet too short to clear the roof. So we had to cut off the roof and lift it 2 feet.
1:10:23 WAIT I LIVE THERE THATS WHERE I LIVE OMG I LOVE THOSE PEOPLE THEY HAVE THE FUNNIEST JOKES EVER NO JOKE I LEGIT NEVER THOUGHT A PLACE IN MY HOMETOWN WOULD BE MENTIONED ON EMKAY OMG
Love your content it always makes my day it makes me laugh ever time (except for the angry or sad sub Reddit’s) but I love your videos. Cool vids and also first not to brag
2:24:54 pemdas or bodmas so in that case the brackets first then division then you multiply it all by 3 so the answer is 9 as multiplication/division only in a question you read left to right
26:25 my grandmother and great-uncle used to do this. They'd make bets on football teams and whoever had the most wins had to give the other person the pot. It usually wasn't a lot of money, but the ways it was given kept getting crazier. I still remember helping my grandmother break coins out of a concrete block and giggling at a video of my grandmother making a gross pinata with my cousin.... They stopped after my great-uncle's mind began to decline (he has dementia). I'm definitely going to miss those shenanigans, but I hope my grandmother never stopped being silly wherever she is.
27:25 The Spiderman costume thing is honestly cute and funny to me. Well done. Also, the Halloween costume at 2:23:45 is also really cool. Props to you.
For anyone not in the know, the image at 0:27 was an enforceable law in the UK, particularly around Halloween, where kids would buy up eggs and flour to do what you think young teens not given sweets would do.
Make a cake. Can't have competition if you make it illegal to make their own sweet goods
ok
That the deal na? Here qe say candies or a curse, thats the curse, here they prefer explosives
So there's no trick or treat anymore, just treat or nothing.
@@Jivvi eggs as a trick? Youre that bad at it?
@@draalttom844what would you suggest?
The funniest thing about the bird who stole a tank? Know someone whose dad's name was Hank...and he stole a tank when he was in the Marines, after repairing it, ran it out of gas in the middle of the desert, and just left it there. To his dying day, he hated peeling potatoes---he got a LOT of PK duty.
I’m sorry but this has me cackling, Hank sounded like a kickass dude 😂
@@Hershewed He could be...or scary as hell!
Thought this was some kind of poem at first
The 3 sea shells is a reference to a scene in Demolition Man, staring Sly Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock from 1993.
Thank you~ was looking for an explanation
THANK YOU KIND STRANGER
Thank you for explaining! I figured it was just a joke because of Shell gas stations
I was getting ready to say something I'm glad somebody else knows this. Awesome movie
It’s actually a tribute to Asimov’s foundation series.
Not sure which book though, might be robots of dawn.
Interesting that so few people think it’s from the film. It’s already an easter egg in the film.
29:46 if you think about it from a different perspective... it's wholesome... because he's calling them all his favourite son. Meaning when they see he called them all his favourite they'll know that he loves them all equally... with his entire being. Times 5.
5 love = 5 dad. This is how cloning works.
Seashells joke really did go right over his head. It was a great reference too!
then hwats the joke?!
@@fishnugget3672 Yeah, I'm not getting it either, and I feel like I should :| .... nvm, found another comment below that explained it... Still don't get it, since I haven't watched the movie Demolition Man
@@DSoSJohnHIn themovie Demolition man, they also joke about those who don't understand what the shells are for... 💩🤔🐚
I have watched the movie. I liked it.
@@fishnugget3672Old movie reference. Big dumb shooty shoot guy is woken up in the future to catch a criminal they're not equipped for because they've forgotten how violence works or something ridiculous.
He doesn't know how to use the bathroom because the toilet just has 3 seashells instead of paper and everyone in the movie is confused why he doesn't know how to use the seashells.
18:50 references the same thing
Im autistic, so maybe i just dont get it, but i think why a flea would tell aliens that most earthlings are smaller, is because most earthlings are bacteria and other micro organisms.
I don’t get it much either (except I ain’t got any disorder if I’m correct), but I honestly thought that it was that the flea wanted to watch them suffer and said that they’re smaller as a lie-
You got it right, the vast majority of residents on Earth, By number of individuals, are micro-organisms. A bucket of water has more microbes in it than there are people on the planet.
I'm also autistic and I don't understand what's funny about leaving 3 seashells in a toilet stall at a truck stop
@@InaraRoss The movie, Demolition Man, had an ongoing joke about the main character not knowing how to use the three sea shells, which was the futures replacement for toilet paper. It never explains how the shells are used. That's part of the joke, that its a mystery.
Robin doesn't know how to use the three sea shells lol 🤣
21:20, in a survival situation the fat guy has more life sustaining calories. The body builder has more protein (and if you're into that, I guess would be "tastier"), but you can survive longer on the fat guy.
Cats don't care about the good meats, they just want enough energy to get up at 3am and run a quick 400m parkour loop around any open rooms in the house.
If you're eating people in a not life or death survival situation, please report directly to your local police station.
NO, DONT JUDGE MY HOBBIES
Ironic how r/funny is rarely ever actually funny.
yes...
thats the subreddit's purpose...
r/wooosh
Jack and Robin kind of make it funny
No way bro😮
yea
0:29 They do. Neighbor’s kids stockpiled eggs since mid-October. They egged a teacher’s house.
Who the hell can afford to stockpile eggs just to waste them?
@@josequins9099 idiots
@@josequins9099 Kids with access to their parents' credit cards.
Anyone who goes out with the eggsalad girl needs to put a ring on it. She's a keeper
im never letting robin cook me a steak after hearing what he said @21:07 Boy needs lessons in marbleing
Marbling is the fat “mixed” into the meat
fat (like how it is in the comic) would just be a slab, the shit you trim off a brisket
Every time I see a couch from the 70s, I can't help but remember my great uncle's ex wife, who my mom said always dressed like a 70s couch. Apparently she would blend in with them.
22:33 This is genius though, because by which toothbrush is hidden, she'll know which little shit spilled and didn't clean it up
Dean tells Sam, "Driver picks the music..." etc, that in Supernatural, didnt know it got onto a sticker.
That pond decoration is bloody scary😮😂
It’s an old driving “rule”.
5:25
The next thing scientists discover is hell, I'm calling it.
02:08:40 I never thought I’d ever hear Robin doing a carl wheezer impression in my lifr
the fact that i’ve watched this 28:40 multiple times and i would still think that it meant you were actually supposed to squeeze the garlic.
3:40 "I *LOVE* my job. He even volunteered!"
XD
1:19:53 i know, i'm stupid, but that water fountain is literally one letter in the alphabet from spelling "Emkay"
34:27 has me laughing so hard and I don't know why. Is my humour broken or did someone else laugh at this harder than they should?
5:26 military robot that can use biomass as fuel?
So Horizon Zero Dawn's plot is becoming reality.
Thats just great.
Hey genuine question. How long do you usually make vids to post per day or twice a day? But still I find your vids very entertaining :3
Stop with the “:3”
@@cataza9767 :3
@@cataza9767ok :3
@@cataza9767:3
@@cataza9767 :3
4:58 I'm Hungarian and I've never heard anyone joke about Scotland wtf. The only country I can think of that we joke about is Romania.
I guess we're even then (I'm romanian)
Although I would have thought our self deprecating humour outweighed the xenophobia...hm
i am turkish and suprised by the fact that we don't make fun of mostly in any countury would have expected atleast greece but nope!
Poutine is french fries, cheese, curds, and gravy 29:39
7:27 The sea shells are a reference to Demolition Man.
thx
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Oh I thought it was something else
5:20 meat coffee is a piece of meat marinated in black coffee.
It’s black so it can still be kosher.
And the meat itself can also be kosher! Kosher rules of meat is that yes they can eat meat but the meat must be from a animal that chews it's cud like a cow and the like meaning beef is completely fine but pigs nor lard(pig fat) is not kosher
5:30
Everyone who played Horizon:Zero Dawn knows why this is a bad idea
Fun fact: In Norse myth, Hela is Loki's daughter.
Wow, that IS fun!
Yes. She's also half corpse.
The Aesir were so disgusted by her that they banished her from all from all realms; making her the first inhabitant and ruler of Hel, the land of inglorious death.
Basically, unless you die in battle, this is where you would go to wait for Ragnarok.
At which point you become a member of her undead army and fight against the "champions" of Valhalla.
Don't let that intimidate you though; they've all been killed in combat before, and they'll be vastly outnumbered.
@@davesaylor7829 Yes, but you forgot to mention that life in Hel was actually not that bad. There'd be feasts, and revelry while you wait for your impending doom.
@@Bjornson77
That makes sense. It's not a place of punishment, like Christian Hell.
It's just a place to go when you die if you're not welcome in Vallhalla.
Which just means you didn't die in battle.
Not to mention the fact that Loki is also not Thor’s brother
00:02 such a distinguished gentleman
Agreed
@@The0-4-0TShunter i say we hand him an award for his gentleman-ness
@@AzureTheEnbyCat yes, hes quite the gentleman.
As a someone who is french and lives in Canada. I'm worried about you Jack.
29:29
“Slutty brownies“ is a risky Google search…
Why? I look that up all time
True
20:07 Yup, literally had the smell in my nose and I am not a smoker. Thanks brain!
5:25 this is how ultrakill started
Now all that’s left is finding the gate to hell
1:55:35 as a survivor of my childhood trauma where flesh fused with metal, all I can say is... be very careful and very afraid (best just stick your butt out while zippin'em up... that was the life lesson I learned that day)
new fear unlocked: (also, what happened to ur... uhm)
@@galomendo survived... all good, I only have this involuntary jerking that makes the distance of flesh and metal larger when the zip is going up... a remnant of the traumatic experience memorized in areas outside my self's capabilities >....
@@OLBICHL geez. hope ur dooing good!
5:27
Finally, IRL ULTRAKILL
One step closer to twink angels
8:48 his dad blond though so it fits the pea chart.
fun fact: dual gpu's dont really work anymore, they used to make a dual gpu adaptor but not anymore, its just too much of a hassle and it causes too much performance loss for the secondary gpu
33:24 His first thought was "oh god, starbucks staff are robbing customers at gun point now" lol 🤣
I know the economy has been doing it tough in recent years, but damn. 🤣
33:34 after a solid 3 minutes of laughter I realized it’s a scanner not a actual gun
25:30: Plot twist, *It has a cane like hook on the end*
5:25 allow me to introduce V1 and benjamin. benjamin is also known as 1000-THR EARTHMOVER.
17:12 they had to out the pink piece somewhere
1:32 Bigfoot bait is wild!! 😭 Do they know what else they’re gonna attract? Large predators.
35:03 That ain’t Wednesday mate thats thursday with a lowercase t
man I fell for that link trap like a dear in headlight 🤣🤣
Lmao, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells.
Joke brought to you by "Demolition man"
8:37 why is Hell wearing fishnet stockings??
23:44 Sorry, but that is indeed a pizza you can find in in Italy because I've seen the exact same thing when I went to a pizzeria in Naples; it's called a Pizza Americana and consists of hot dog slices, french fries, ketchup, and mayo on cooked pizza dough.
They have a really jacked up idea of how we like our pizza. We’re weird but not that weird.
2:12 THOSE 3 CATS LOOK *EXACTLY* LIKE MY THREE CATS WHAT IS GOING ON
breeds
different kinds of Breeds
A whole 2 hour video with my two favorite narrators? Sweet!
2:15:21 Reminds me of a certain robot structure from a certain game where it rains while playing as a small slimy feline...
1:31:05 ive never heard robin laugh so much before 😭😭
5:29 I think anyone who plays any of the Horizon games knows exactly what this is leading to
Yep... Nothing could possibly go wrong with this, right?
yep :) Whale shushy!
2:16:58 warriors mentioned! No but your right, I’m pretty sure my cats are conspiring to join a clan 😅
I love the warrior cats reference 😂
i once saw a car with 12 cat stickers like on 1:07:05
I love the voices you do. Funny.
4:36 well that escalated quickly
i love these videos please keep it up
2:25:00 it is as follows
(brackets are always first)
quadration
exponentiation/root subtraction
multliplication/division
addition/subtraction
after that it is from left to right so in this case it is 2+1 (=3)
And it's even easier to visualize when you turn the devision and the result of the brackets into fractions as you multiply both numerators and both denominators together
Ha! He doesn't know how to use the Three Seashells!
56:06 bro what was that moan💀💀
56:03 actually
You cant just drop a warrior cat reference like that, it knocked the wind out of me LMAO
19:12
"PIVOT!!!"
It was exactly 5 27 pm for me when 2:26:46 played, my heart is racing.
5:37 suddenly an oven
😂😂 my grandma used her dishwasher for storage, too😂😂... she said she could clean the dishes faster and better than that contraption 😂😂 and she needed the storage more
01:00:55 There IS a Transformers with balls....
It's an Upgrade kit for Revenge of the Fallen Studio Series Devastator, that includes a pair of demolition balls that can be hanged from the crotch area of the figure to recreate a scene from the movie.
"You heard of 'K-9.' Now get ready for 'Kit-10!'"
I wouldn't be surprised to see the eggs over 18 sign in the UK at some point. Not only do kids egg houses, there was a time not too long ago where they were egging busses... While they were in the middle of their route with passengers on. They were throwing the eggs straight at the windshield. Where I used to live (Hull in Yorkshire), there was a section of the bus route where busses wouldn't go for a while. Annoying the street right outside my old house.
Its in the uk
I am probably stating the obvious here, but not everyone with a wheelchair is a paraplegic who is unable to get up due to a severed spinal column. In fact, many are capable of standing up and maybe even walk a few steps, but it is very hard for them. Certain medical conditions will do that to you. So take 29:50 wich a pinch of salt and don't judge too quickly.
Don't be that Karen who thinks they can police others and decide who is deserving of and entitled to a parking spot or stadium seat for disabled folk. Remember that not every disability is visible.
1:58:21 caught me off guard! 😂
1:22:12 had someone cosplay at my city's con as Doug Dimmadome with the stupid tall hat. we now have a height limit on on cosplay accessories 😂
11:37 thats HeMan
13:48 is it just me or can anyone else hear the devil from the cuphead show in that spider 😂
Ok, so that truck one...My dad built a garage specifically to fit his truck. Got it certified, permitted, built and wired, all the way to the roof underlayer...and then realized that the garage door was 2 feet too short to clear the roof. So we had to cut off the roof and lift it 2 feet.
1:10:23
WAIT I LIVE THERE
THATS WHERE I LIVE OMG I LOVE THOSE PEOPLE
THEY HAVE THE FUNNIEST JOKES EVER NO JOKE
I LEGIT NEVER THOUGHT A PLACE IN MY HOMETOWN WOULD BE MENTIONED ON EMKAY OMG
1:00:18 THEY SAID THE THING thats from Supernatural.
24:05 i love how everyone took the “post no signs” sign literally
16:19 just imagine the squeaking when he moves…
29:23 So, poutine is fries, with gravy and cheese and it’s amazing
Popular in Quebec. Can confirm it is delicious.
Love your content it always makes my day it makes me laugh ever time (except for the angry or sad sub Reddit’s) but I love your videos. Cool vids and also first not to brag
It's a coaxolotl! 😂 yeah ill see myself out 😅🫠
2:24:54 pemdas or bodmas so in that case the brackets first then division then you multiply it all by 3 so the answer is 9 as multiplication/division only in a question you read left to right
39:10 TASTY!!!
Me:
🤣
Two seconds later
Me:
💀
13:54 Battlestar Galactica
26:25 my grandmother and great-uncle used to do this. They'd make bets on football teams and whoever had the most wins had to give the other person the pot. It usually wasn't a lot of money, but the ways it was given kept getting crazier. I still remember helping my grandmother break coins out of a concrete block and giggling at a video of my grandmother making a gross pinata with my cousin.... They stopped after my great-uncle's mind began to decline (he has dementia).
I'm definitely going to miss those shenanigans, but I hope my grandmother never stopped being silly wherever she is.
I love the readers. Lexi is like listening to a sitcom, Robin is like listening to stand up. Both are great.
but what about Jack?
I am a fool and heard Jack but did not know it was him.@@lenajk2004
2:11:30 they missed the PERFECT opportunity to call it "Peepsi"
This comment 😘🤌🏼
24:42 is a Squid Game reference
I don't get it
Thank you, I scrolled so far to get an explanation!
I think the joke at 4:56 is that most countries joke about their neighbours, just Italy jokes about themselves.
1:00:15 I see Supernatural everywhere I go.
I’m so happy someone else got the reference!!
1:27 I live in Texas 💀
4:16 how do how does
19:15 reminds me of
"PIVOTTTT👹"
from friends 😭
7:13 i dont get it either
I always called the bishop, "Grover" lol
r/funny
I love how he called Erling Haaland "greenshirt" 34:07
27:25 The Spiderman costume thing is honestly cute and funny to me. Well done.
Also, the Halloween costume at 2:23:45 is also really cool. Props to you.