Thanks for making my life way colorable man, ur the best, when I have a homework to finish or an exam to study for, I listen to ya and I must say man, ur doing great!
1:37:13 you see, the trick is to sing a cheerful song out loud with every word being replaced with your pet’s name, so that suspicious noises are drowned out and all you can think about is your favorite pet.
6:33:01 here’s a quick explanation of its basic function It takes an input for the bottom of the triangle and one from the sides, then it subtracts the sides from the bottom and you get the output B-s=o
3:36:34 I have no trouble with my Android alarm, it's Ozzie Osbourne's "Mama, I'm Coming Home". I tried TWRP's "Starlight Brigade" for a while, but that song was too much like my dreams, and wouldn't wake me up.
2:22 I actually did a skit with a bunch of people I didn’t know at 6th grade camp of this setup, except it was that the camera ran out of film and the director kept telling me to wait. We did like 7 “takes” in different dialects, and I decided to also do the dialect when I was trying to tell the director the camera was out of film. Good memories 😊
0:04 Explanation: babies start with blue eyes, but as they get older, their eye colour changes to their mature eye colour, or due to genetics, they stay blue.
I feel the teacher ones 😅 And just as an aside: students tell jokes today that were already old when I was a kid. I'm wondering everytime where they get those from...
“This is a leak of portal three.” Damien, everyone knows that Valve can’t count to three, even those of us who only know about them through the Steam platform. 😂
30:04 Actual inference: People who have the money to regularly attend theatre plays and museums, probably have the money to buy healthy food and treat illnesses. What people will infere from this: Museums and the theatre can heal you.
36:11 HOLY FUCK OTHER PEOPLE DID THAT??? My parkour guy was always Po from Kung Fu Panda, I imagined him with a frantic expression trying to keep up with my family’s car
Mine was just a generic ninja. Did Po have rules for you? For me the ninja could only keep up as long as he could run/jump off something other than the ground (with cartoonish balance and strength of course), otherwise he'd "fall behind" and I'd have to recreate him
6:30 Either way, you'll be a hero because even if they find a body, they'll be like "No way this guy's a murderer, right? He started this whole tree organisation!"
4:45:35 okay, this may be hilarious, but I actually just discovered that there's a disorder called dysgraphia that's found in about 59% of ADHD folks. I've been diagnosed with ADHD for a very long time, and it's often been a problem for me that my brain moves faster than my mouth can, so I stumble over words. I also have noticed that if I'm writing faster, my handwriting starts to get more and more illegible. I dont have super neat handwriting when I'm forcing myself to slow down, and it's very clear I struggle with letter sizing and word spacing, and even maintaining imaginary lines when writing on completely blank pages. So, yeah, I learned a new thing to bring up with my doctor next time I see him lol
3:36:30 I have a homemade alarm that I've had for almost 15 years consisting of one of my nieces yelling in louder and louder increments to wake up I love it even if I don't let it play more than the first wake. XP
1:16:50 I know the answer!!! You say with a cocky grin, "Because you just told me~" proceed to be the only thing your crush thinks about for the next month ;3
2:37:24 Robin: Casually drops the best Stan Pines impression ever, and somehow this isn’t pointed out or talked about.
I love the Stan voice sn
FR!!! thank you for being top comment
Now I wonder if Robin can also make an impression of Soos and Bill.
I have not seen that big of a timestamp dang
8 hours of Emkay is not enough 😭 I need 24+ hours to surviveeee
Watch in on repeat for 3 times
i love every emkay narrator. all fro different vibes
This is too long to even fall asleep to, what you even gon do with 8 hours of this 😭
who tf knows lmao
Me
I needed this bro 8 hour flight
Bedrot
@@A_Disappointment_Of_A_Cat genius.
3:01:23 this works because being hit with a draw 4 forces you to miss your turn, meaning that (if in a 2 player game) you can just use all 3.
fall asleep to it and wake up to it
Emkay in your dreams
@@mistahmatrix oof
Ah yes, *DreamMemes*
@@EclipsetheNightwing Dremes....
@@SevereNightmaresУηLış
I've watched the entire video, I liked it.
Nothing more to say.
IM CRYING EMKAY PLEASE ITS 11PM I CANT WATCH 8 HOURS OF THIS ANYMORE 😟
It was 10 am when it was posted??
You know about time zones?@imsoconfusedrn_ummm
@@เฮ้เบรนดอน Timezones, my friend.
@@mrs.samuel.L.jackson Yiu ruined my reply
@@เฮ้เบรนดอน what
Thanks for making my life way colorable man, ur the best, when I have a homework to finish or an exam to study for, I listen to ya and I must say man, ur doing great!
God bless❤
@@heroweeb6938 Thanks man
1:37:13 you see, the trick is to sing a cheerful song out loud with every word being replaced with your pet’s name, so that suspicious noises are drowned out and all you can think about is your favorite pet.
1:14:22 Man, kinda funny how Robin's only shit talking Lexi once she's moved on to bigger and better things.
Let me be clear, I am not calling Robin a misogynist or whatever. I am making fun.
It honestly just seems like he’s pointing out a fact, not being mean
@@froggy8714 I mean yeah, my tone didn't come across over text lol
????1! LEXI'S GONE???
Wait.. where’d Lexi go??
6:33:01 here’s a quick explanation of its basic function
It takes an input for the bottom of the triangle and one from the sides, then it subtracts the sides from the bottom and you get the output
B-s=o
meme: exists
emkay: it's free real estate
me: depressed and not wanting to do shit
emkay: would you like these memes in these trying times?
“Phineas, I know what we’re doing today!”
*binging intensifies*
0:10 babies do typically change eye colors shockingly
This feels like a time capsule all the way back to tha beginning of the lockdown
1:27 im literally pulling an all nighter since i cant sleep rn and i live with my family THIS IS WHAT I DO
Watched the whole video, all memes were very funny 10/10 emkay is greate
3:36:34 I have no trouble with my Android alarm, it's Ozzie Osbourne's "Mama, I'm Coming Home". I tried TWRP's "Starlight Brigade" for a while, but that song was too much like my dreams, and wouldn't wake me up.
Nah, let me manage your phone call.
6:37 MrBeast: 👀
If I get one like, I'll watch the whole video
Bet
Good luck.
@@SnaileyT
So many FBI memes
Do it 13 times
@@Supdood. I'm not even done watching it 😭
43:46 DUDE WHY DID YOU GUYS LEAVE THIS ONE IN?!?
2:45:41 me: “don’t move, don’t move an inch”
35:45 lol but the dork web
HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHHEEHHEHEEHEHH
Black cats are the definition of chaotic neutral
"Your future self is spying on you through memories"
_Jesus Christ, is that supposed to make me paranoid or afraid that I'm a narcissist?_
2:22 I actually did a skit with a bunch of people I didn’t know at 6th grade camp of this setup, except it was that the camera ran out of film and the director kept telling me to wait. We did like 7 “takes” in different dialects, and I decided to also do the dialect when I was trying to tell the director the camera was out of film. Good memories 😊
These are the videos I need I fall asleep to them after a crappy day at
43:46 that aged well
Yeahhh, something ain't sittin' right about that meme lmao...
I made it 2 hours into this video before realizing how long it was.
5:50:53 there’s this game on Roblox called phighting and this is just the medic’s character
i woke up in the middle of the night and didn't even have to pick another video to fall back asleep to
0:04 Explanation: babies start with blue eyes, but as they get older, their eye colour changes to their mature eye colour, or due to genetics, they stay blue.
57:22
Me: How can a UA-cam video be underage?
Emkay: “Po*nhub employees”
Me: oh
2:58:32 His name was Taka, which is Swahili for “trash” :D
This just made me about kiyotaka ishimaru from Danganronpa and how his friends call him Taka.
@@DamienBishop-mo6szAh, I see you are a man of culture
@@fifaworldcup1994 of course
god, this is more than more than I need
I watched every r/memes vid on this channell in 3 days, i have ascended
me: sees hospital bill memes
Also me: *laughs in free healthcare*
I feel the teacher ones 😅 And just as an aside: students tell jokes today that were already old when I was a kid. I'm wondering everytime where they get those from...
Rip emkay editor
Imma watch this during work and get payed a full shift for watching this video
“This is a leak of portal three.”
Damien, everyone knows that Valve can’t count to three, even those of us who only know about them through the Steam platform. 😂
Gonna fall asleep watching this AND wake up watching this 😅
30:04 Actual inference: People who have the money to regularly attend theatre plays and museums, probably have the money to buy healthy food and treat illnesses.
What people will infere from this: Museums and the theatre can heal you.
Fell asleep, woke up, kept watching
36:11 HOLY FUCK OTHER PEOPLE DID THAT??? My parkour guy was always Po from Kung Fu Panda, I imagined him with a frantic expression trying to keep up with my family’s car
Mine was just a generic ninja. Did Po have rules for you? For me the ninja could only keep up as long as he could run/jump off something other than the ground (with cartoonish balance and strength of course), otherwise he'd "fall behind" and I'd have to recreate him
0:26 My second favorite game is finally getting another sequel
i stayed up until 5:00 am last night help
4:42 And then there's me, who read it as "Ho me, ho me"
27:10 i always say childhood too...😀
The first person watching this is STILL watching it...
36:12
I wasn't the only one?? It was usually Sonic for me
4:15:57 there are christmas episode in Phineas and Ferb because they don't take place during the summer they are actually, like... Flashbacks, kinda
12:48 WAIT
I KNOW WHAT VIDEO THIS IMAGE IS FROM-
This is what I'm going to show to my grand kids when they ask what 2020 was like.
There was a math question in my exams that said Jeremy spent $2940 on parking…..
my mom is on the next level of gaming than any other mother you have ever heard of. she is playing roblox like all the time!
Pay Respect to the Rasbery Pi Sense Ha- Oh fuck, wrong video
I just realized NOBODY has finished this video yet
0:09 babies eye colour always begins as blue and then changes colour
6:30 Either way, you'll be a hero because even if they find a body, they'll be like "No way this guy's a murderer, right? He started this whole tree organisation!"
57:49 save spot
Space x shuttle crew: Just a coffin. lol
7 minutes for a notification kinda wild ngl
I Finished Watching This Video Without Skipping Any Part Of It.
4:45:35 okay, this may be hilarious, but I actually just discovered that there's a disorder called dysgraphia that's found in about 59% of ADHD folks. I've been diagnosed with ADHD for a very long time, and it's often been a problem for me that my brain moves faster than my mouth can, so I stumble over words. I also have noticed that if I'm writing faster, my handwriting starts to get more and more illegible. I dont have super neat handwriting when I'm forcing myself to slow down, and it's very clear I struggle with letter sizing and word spacing, and even maintaining imaginary lines when writing on completely blank pages.
So, yeah, I learned a new thing to bring up with my doctor next time I see him lol
i don't think deadpools kidneys would be very healthy with how much STI's he's got in there
3:36:30 I have a homemade alarm that I've had for almost 15 years consisting of one of my nieces yelling in louder and louder increments to wake up I love it even if I don't let it play more than the first wake. XP
Help😂
My heart😂
I'm laughing while watching this😂
and my heart has a problem since birth😂
3:36, im going to newyork on the 17th i shall make sure i scream with visible confusion
UUAYYGHJIKJHGVFGYU
6:21:43 macbook and cheese= mac and cheese
Emkay: The Movie
I DID IT. I WATCHED IT ALL.
I had to double check that this was posted recently cuz of all the 2020 memes lol
5:20:17 the fact that im watching this at 480p is crazy
3:37 90 degress from the air (facing down)
Bro could have easily saved memes to a google drive.
My school taught me about plasma but said that the essentials to know is solids, liquids, and gas
I can't believe i watched the whole thing
1:16:50 I know the answer!!!
You say with a cocky grin, "Because you just told me~"
proceed to be the only thing your crush thinks about for the next month ;3
6:21 FEED THEM TO A CROCODILE
Happy that Damian is back,
But Jack has became nasty
watch this at school and tell me ur experience
15:23 nobody can take away Minecraft from me
20:41 20:44 I agree Zack. I agree
1:15:49 Fish do actually drown if they don’t move enough. He is doing a great job. Stop bullying him.
1:49 thats just execution
Disney is never going to touch Atlantis because it's a blatant plagiarism of Nadia of Blue Water.
Only 50 minutes left, wish me luck 🫡
*takes a deep breath* FINALLY I FINISHED ;-; taking a shower lol
7:06:14 EUREKA Mention :OOOOOO
4:56 Did they just make, A BROOKLYN 99 MEME!!
1:37 well if school actually had a subject on that, we wouldn't pay attention.
There's the explanation.
0:07 there's no f****** way that the sun baby in the Teletubbies is Keanu Reeves
1:32:05 if you look closely it’s actually drawn
51:42 word disassociation by lemon demon
Mmmmmm nice long video
0:01 i know im late, BUR BRICK RIGS MEME DETECTED!!!