I think it's largely in the factory farm conditions. I met some chickens on a family farm once and they were all pretty chill (for chickens). Every time I would visit I would find the same chicken in my car. I almost just took her home. Each one was pretty unique. Their curiosity ranged from zero to all of it.
30:47 you have no Idea! this is a Tengu pose, it's a Japanese form of sitting without the use of a chair and can be done if you're wearing some kind of footwear with platforms or in this case heels the only way to keep your balance in that pose is if your center of gravity is shifted at the tip of your toes you gotta find the perfect state of equilibrium it's surprisingly comfortable and feels better than having a chair, heck you could even fall asleep in that position
1:03:18 he did it. he actually did it. "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am?? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson
1:01:12 That’s exactly it Jack. Though i would’ve suggested a wooden chair or something similar be used because if you need handlebars for a dump, flimsy plastic might not be enough
0:27 "The Brazilian Buffalo Patrol For many years, the policemen of Soure, the capital of Marajo, have used the buffaloes to patrol the island, especially in remote places that cannot be reached with other means of transportation. It is the only police force in the world that uses buffaloes instead of horses."
43:20 Has no one ever heard of radiators? Like the old heaters that have hot water going through it and that heats up the room? My school has them everywhere and some kids use the pipes the warm up their hands.
Anyone else think Jack is actually just a clone of another, horribly Theatre kid, Jack that’s in his basement, and when he needs a new voice he just uses the clone?
3:35 they actually hid them well cuz it took me 5 seconds to notice that all of them are camera and not just a few of them 😭 17:36 do i remember that somewhere before
8:32 looks like she's rolling something. I'm guessing a joint because you can just barely make out the yellow grinder and pile of weed sitting atop a rolling tray on her kid's back 😂
43:15 that is hot pipe 😃 1:07:10 BRO , from now on I will not be able to sleep . I need a song . Any song , just sing Lexi at the end . Best end ever ❤️
kislux bags are beautiful and I have never been disappointed with a handbag. The leather is soft and the hardware is durable. The design never goes out of style.
because I live in Brazil and there was already news about this on TV, this buffalo and marajó police in the state of Paraná and they use buffalos because they are much more effective in moving around on land and water and easier to maintain than cars
jack properly calling it lolita fashion makes me happy lol
Fr ive been looking for this comment ❤
5:02 "wait. You can see me? You CAN see me! IMMA HAVE A NEW BEST FRIIIIEND~"☝️😫👈🎵🎵🎵🎸🎸🎸🎸
44:07 cannibalism is pretty normal amongst chickens. and it gets worse, because sometimes it happens to still living ones.
Yippee, chickanabalism
wdym chickens js be nibbling on they homies?? 😭 what is wrong with them are they stupid
I think it's largely in the factory farm conditions. I met some chickens on a family farm once and they were all pretty chill (for chickens). Every time I would visit I would find the same chicken in my car. I almost just took her home. Each one was pretty unique. Their curiosity ranged from zero to all of it.
For the thumbnail: most pictures are just fast scans, quickly rotating objects may appear weird
Uhh thats got nothing to do with the thumbnail
@@OGPolaroidProbably got changed.
Now it's a dude with a tightly wrapped watch.
[And now a dude peeing toothpaste onto a toilet bowl.. huh.]
@Nast_05 lmao furry femboy McDonald's worker
How much for you
@@Nast_05for me it's still the original, I believe it's 3 thumbnails for the same video
Why do they keep changing the thumbnail lmao, this made me laugh so hard tho cause of the most recent one
"This interior design is giving me Mythbusters vibes" Because it is, Jack. That was the rocket car myth.
this was already very questionable from the start, including waluigi sniffing some of that good cocaine.. so good..
L A M P
he's right behind me isn't he?
L A M P
30:47 you have no Idea!
this is a Tengu pose, it's a Japanese form of sitting without the use of a chair and can be done if you're wearing some kind of footwear with platforms or in this case heels
the only way to keep your balance in that pose is if your center of gravity is shifted at the tip of your toes you gotta find the perfect state of equilibrium
it's surprisingly comfortable and feels better than having a chair, heck you could even fall asleep in that position
WAIT THIS IS NEW!! Emkay you have made my entire month.
ominous.
im hearing some ominous bells rn
anyone hear that ominous bell tolling?
@@urfavcarbonatedbeverage bro😭🙏
The month is over. Be miserable again
1:03:18 he did it. he actually did it.
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am?? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson
1:08:37 wow bruh 😭 whatchu got against dark chocolate ?? i swear its healthier 😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like people don't eat chocolate for its healthiness.
@@PalisadePeryton But it still kinda tastes good. (Only 55-70% though)
Too bad I always sneeze when biting one..
dark choicolsatde bets chovlate
1:01:12 That’s exactly it Jack. Though i would’ve suggested a wooden chair or something similar be used because if you need handlebars for a dump, flimsy plastic might not be enough
Y’all- when I say I fangirled so hard when I saw Lexi at the end of the timestamps-
0:27 "The Brazilian Buffalo Patrol
For many years, the policemen of Soure, the capital of Marajo, have used the buffaloes to patrol the island, especially in remote places that cannot be reached with other means of transportation. It is the only police force in the world that uses buffaloes instead of horses."
4:15 Would have been funny if that puppy on the TV had been watching a program with a live dalmatian...
57:04 I normally would despise eating the real thing but the cake version of the larva looks delicious
WOAH! THIS WAS POSTED ONE MINUTE AGO? HEY, RHATS SICK!
Its a Good day when EmKay Posts, Am I right?
Scooby doo-
I really need to find a way to use the word Jack gave that pink pigeon. Flufingo. I need this word every day...lol
6:06 Jack sounds just like Hoggle from the Labryinth movie 😭
43:20
Has no one ever heard of radiators?
Like the old heaters that have hot water going through it and that heats up the room?
My school has them everywhere and some kids use the pipes the warm up their hands.
43:16 When you're broke and don't own a curling iron, use the hot water pipes.
Watching this before I sleep, I might actually have dreams classified as “hallucinations” after this :3 🎉
Jack has managed to call both a hamster and a rat "mouse" in he span of 2 minutes
25:39 27:44
19:23 I saw this while I sending my chaotic neutral witch of the south art to everyone (aka Caine from TADC in a witch’s costume)
48:47 Warhammer 40k reference (also love the amount of HLVRAI references in this)
1:55:04 “and regretted many things” so real
1:02:53 is-is no one going to talk about Glitchtrap being in that photo-
53:38 this really a good idea because if the toilet overflows it will stay in the bathroom
34:28
You think he seen things but I think he is currently witnessing things.😂
46:45... i hate you. I thought someone was in my house and almost shot a hole in my door.
Anyone else think Jack is actually just a clone of another, horribly Theatre kid,
Jack that’s in his basement, and when he needs a new voice he just uses the clone?
Does Jack change their voice often or something? lol
@ Like whenever he does the Jangle-unison stuff
Lol
@@AtlasAbyssed the what?
@@NachtAsile It’s hard to explain 😔🙏
Like, when he uses multiple voices to make a sing-song tune. Those are clones.
@AtlasAbyssed oh he does that in his videos? Interesting. Thank you for telling me
22:42 The Twins Have Awoken
As for the Mythbusters vibe one... Thats because it IS Mythbusters! I remember the rocket car episode!! ❤❤❤
These is comedy gold and interesting
4:17 that is the most American thing I have ever seen
3:35 they actually hid them well cuz it took me 5 seconds to notice that all of them are camera and not just a few of them 😭
17:36 do i remember that somewhere before
41:59 Ham Bieber looks more like angry Boris Johnson LMAO
5:20 I don’t think that’s what the vans designed for but good job
1:50:19 those alligators are in fact, dead. WHY WOULD YOU- They're probably in Florida, let's be honest
Glass... food? Um no, babydoll. Who's gonna tell him? 😅
15:31 got a good giggle out of me
i come to to the video
what i hear on almost full volume: LAMP😂😂😂
I get that Bob 2 joke, I love UHF.
Just to clarify: herbs can have berries, and banana trees aren't the only ones.
47:40 JACK THATS NOT GLASS FOOD
1:58:34
I think you’re missing the fact that they carved SANS THE SKELETON’S FACE on that jack-o-melon
8:32 looks like she's rolling something. I'm guessing a joint because you can just barely make out the yellow grinder and pile of weed sitting atop a rolling tray on her kid's back 😂
37:34 was not actually a taxidermy to my knowledge. The frog was originally holding a stick, and someone photoshoped it into a banjo.
43:15 that is hot pipe 😃
1:07:10 BRO , from now on I will not be able to sleep . I need a song . Any song , just sing
Lexi at the end . Best end ever ❤️
Cause nothing says safe like proping your AR based rifle on top your car in an uncontrolled manner because bullets don't come down.
1:06:48 Honestly, I just assume they're a happy polycule
8:11 Tournesol, iykyk. But seriously, that sword was good.
3:56 When you sleepover at a friends house and they forget to give you a blanket
Jack is Waluigi confirmed?!?!
Fun fact: Horses have 14 horsepower
It's okay Robin, I don't like dark chocolate either.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE NATTO ONE AT 1:23:55 IS SOOOOOO UPSETTINGGGG. HU AGHK
43:30 god I haven't thought about Jasmine TriDevil in a hot minute oh my god
33:06 That IS M5 from Mythbusters! IIRC it's the RATO car from episode 1 or something.
26:48 guy managed to be armed and unarmed at the same time
The cat didn't become a cheeseburger. It became a fur burger.😉
A cheesefurger
8:23 Oh no... Jack..
*It's not just you*
8:18 is that information of playing saxophone true, and if so what type?
kislux bags are beautiful and I have never been disappointed with a handbag. The leather is soft and the hardware is durable. The design never goes out of style.
0:54 Jobu Tupaki be like in Everything Everywhere All at once
Btw the street lamp with arms is also a siren head sub spechice
49:21 Gordon look! Engine powered clones!
Guys I need you to stop changing the thumbnail every few hours I keep convincing myself im going crazy.
1:58:38 IS THAT A SKIBIDI TOILET REFERENCE ?!?!!?!?
Fun fact: a horse can have up to a 15 horse power.
3:44 Yes Man?
The intro, I can’t, lol
19:45 bro dude sounds like Johnny Depp in Willy Wonka
4 minutes ago is crazy...
Yo same!
It's Everybody Loves Raymond irony (0:27)
8:08 random loot tables be like
agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Ya know what i dont agree
@@Caram3l_Responds find this one
0:04 ah,the radiance has now reached human size
RUN
A small baby sized void thing could kill it
@ how do we not know it’s the absolute radiance? Then we’d have trouble.
I can’t believe I just got jump scared by MC Ride
2:55 HOLY SHIT IT'S THE WHEELIE RIDER WHIP
8:26 I didn't get soap I got vinegar
kislux have a stunning collection!! Truly inspirational-found your channel recently, lots of love
Lexi, do you like Will Wood?
i’m not lexi but i heard (read) will wood and came running
7:23 “Dickmouth” could be a double entendre
8:32 why does it look like she's rolling a joint lol extra points for that
0:03 I saw this and immediately knew who it was
THE MOTH CULT SPREADS
0:28 this is in Brasil :)
Asiatic water buffalo 🐃 🐃 🐃
How did you know
because I live in Brazil and there was already news about this on TV, this buffalo and marajó police in the state of Paraná and they use buffalos because they are much more effective in moving around on land and water and easier to maintain than cars
7:28 thats... thats a water container..
em,kay
4:56 I swear I saw an obey me version of this on Pinterest😭😭
perfect to sleep to
Eyo, a fellow person that falls asleep to Emkay videos at night
10:50 😳
20:56 OMG I HATE THIS NOOOO
The furry in the church got me :)
Time stamp?
There was a furry?
1:32:32 i didn't realise the kid was standing on his head
58:08 idk why but he sounds like James Lee here:
(James Lee for context for people that don’t know who he is he is an animator here on UA-cam)
2:35 what i nice happy family
For those who don't know a horse has 15 horse power
2:54 bruh its that car from the lorax that the kid uses
What r those animals called? R they a type of bull or something? I’ve seen them before but never remembered the name 0:31
Looks like Oxen
Asiatic water buffalo. From Southeast Asia and India. Introduced to Australia.