A Robot That Picks Tomatoes Out of Your Salad
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- Опубліковано 5 бер 2019
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Pretend I'm not completely losing my mind and look at this robot I built. Tomatoes are yucky, cruel jokes played by god on humanity, it picks tomatoes out of salad with a big metal spike.
Will's Channel is Gross: / williamosman
Patreon is a website:
/ michaelreeves
Twitter: / michaelreeves08
Instagram: mike_reeds808
Website: michaelreeves.us/
Songs:
burbank - sorry i like you
S U B W A Y S - アイスクリーム
elijah who - i'm tired of feeling this way - Комедії
Poor roommates they constantly hear a little man in the attic ranting about his inventions
Braxton Folsom L
😂😂😂😂
Doofenshmirtz?
The same for him but with a depressed middle aged man
I'D LOVE TO BE HIS ROOMMATE
me: has a sunburn
big metal piston spike: b i g t o m a t o
*Inhales
Nah! No No No. NOPE!
I am not sticking around for that. Uh uh!
@@notareallin620 thats a very tomato thing of you to say
Gets pranked by someone with red paint *T H I C C M A T O*
I am actually sunburned rn
F
I was in a salad once. Until i was plucked out at 50 miles an hour
Yeet.
Lol
"I'm the Elon Musk of bad ideas"
that's basically just Elon Musk now
If Elon Musk was a 3 foot tall Filipino and actually funny.
The tomato robot walked so the surgery robot could run.
yea i mean
He should use the tech from the surgery robot to make the tomato picking robot 2.0
The surgery robot has a knife
Christian boi
I, have a knife...
It’s Actually The Other Way Around.
"I'm Elon Musk of bad ideas" is such a powerful phrase
This played at the same as I scrolled past the comment
Sourdoughbama
Ok
2020 every month
I put this on my wall
Neon Paladin same
I like how he used a dirty screw for the spear. Really shows the ingenuity he has as an engineer.
One problem I think he overlooked is what to do if the tomatoes are at the bottom of a tossed salad. You should add an automatic mixer/tosser to make sure you get them all from every salad
You know what could really improve the world? A robot that uses voice recognition and predictive text to constantly interrupt you and try to finish your sentences
It could replace that one annoying friend we all have
I have my mom
I want to see thid
It wouldn't even need to be accurate, probably even better if it predicts the sentence wrong
Why hasn't anyone thought of this one yet?
oh my finger is bleeding
computer: thats a small tomato
lmao
Now it's a bigger tomato
*Proceeds to stab it continously with a spike.*
...RUN
I'm choking on my spit from this comment. I keep imagining that 50 mph DAGGER speeding toward the hand of an unsuspecting victim.
God. The horror.
Quality music taste. "i'm tired of feeling this way" is a bop, certified sadboi song
I think it's Joji
@@tejaskundu9400 starting at 8:22 is "i'm tired of feeling this way" by Elijah Who
I like how he takes things that barely requires effort to do and puts so much effort and dedication to a machine to do it for you 😂
*machine hits hand*
*bleeds*
*machine hits red blob of blood*
kind of like a shark, huh?
I was thinking Reeves could repurpose this to help with the opioid crisis. Put a few syringes of Naloxone in place of the spike then lay your head on the print surface the next time you're injecting fentanyl and if the visual scanner sees any signs of overdose on your face it instantly starts administering Naloxone injections until the addict is happily revived and ready to turn their life around.
It doesn't need modification to help with the opioid crisis.
@@GranRey-0 LMFAOO
Machine hits russia* BLET
Someone said it well elsewhere: "Michael is proof that mad scientist still exists as a job."
Think about it: he experiments on most of his housemates, kinda insane, and has unkempt hair.
now all he needs is a lab coat and a random chemistry kit somewhere.
@@sirsmoss7362 fax
@@sirsmoss7362 and some goofy ass glasses
@@antonn.mp4 well well well
1st in 2020
Michael is the smartest man-child I’ve ever seen
“Elon Musk of bad ideas” is just Elon Musk at this point
Bro was cracked on ketamine when he named twitter “X”
I love how he presents all of his projects like he’s in a science fair
Alright, class. Here is Michael's big metal piston spike machine that stabs tomatoes
Clone wick, michael gets a sunburn Machine: "Tomato"
He'd win
y
e
If it stabbed u it would detect the red blood AND KEEP STABBING
Then you’re safe from THE METAL SPIKE PISTON
That’s dark
Timer
*Detroit Become Human blasts in the background*
Good. I have some people I need to get rid of.
Serial killer robot
I love the relaxing bgm with the violence against the red fruit vegetable
"I am the Elon Musk of bad ideas."
"I am the Micheal Jordan of basketball."
People who hate other vegetables: I dont know, they're just not for me
People who hate tomatoes:
THE FARQUAAD STAR SQUAD!!!!! We hate em so much we gotta stab them till they are nothing
@@marileed8504 tomatoes are good
bye
tomatos.... are... fruits... they got seeds so they fruits. not vegetables you dunce. you dense brick. you singulatiry.
Cause tomatoes are
F
U
C
K
I
N
G
gross!!
This guys genocidal hate on tomatos really got me hooked
Naj Rekceah tomatoes were a mistake.
I agree
@@prim8512 they are talking about the individual tomato in the salad that doesn't mix with the salads taste. Not the warmed mushed up tomato on a pizza. I honestly hate tomatoes, but if your criticizing that people are over exaggerating I agree.
You thought his hate on tomatoes were genocidal? You haven't seen his turtle tweets.
Destroy all of the fucking tomatoes
6:05 Will’s face here makes me think that Michael just vanishes for months at a time and only reappears whenever he’s working on a video. Like Bigfoot.
in retrospect, the "elon musk of bad ideas" was really just elon musk all along
3 ways of having no tomatoes in ur salad:
1: take them out by hand
2: buy salad without tomatoes
3: *BIG METAL PISTON SPIKE*
big metal piston spike
MeepHasNoLife big metal piston spike
I like how Micheal made a giant version of this for "surgery"
I thought the surgery went really well
I would trust my life with that machine. It’s very precise and good at surgery.
r/hol up
The goal is to get rid of tomatoes
Medic: *maniacal laughter*
**Michael shows code for a split second**
snipping tool:"hippidy hoppidy, your code is now my property"
" it's not as portable a a netendo switch but what the Fuck do you want from me"
Michael reeves. The 12 year old engineer that is smart enough to build a robot monster, but not enough to just order a salad without tomatoes.
@@dinok7630 this is very old joke
@@dinok7630 r/woosh
Pretty sure most places pre make them and just have them in the cooler. Can't ask for subtractions.
“i’m like elon musk of bad ideas” Elon: X Æ A-12
Normies: X Æ A-12
Legends: *k y l e*
Elon has him beat.
Thank you
@@mister_revoluti0nary ok redditor
@@thegame5126 *o k h o l y l a n d m u s l i m*
“ffffFUCKING YUCKY” is the best thing I’ve heard Michael say in a long time
"I am the elon musk of bad ideas" Michael, elon musk is the elon musk of bad ideas
"what is my purpose?"
"You pick tomatoes out of salad"
...
"Oh my god"
Rick and morty
yeah welcome to the club pal
@@john-ve1hi Thanks captain obvious
@@jagg.h very welcome
I love baby tomatoes 🍅
The way I code is I drink lots of monster and pass out for eight hours. It’s kinda like alcoholism, but less productive.
-Michael Reeves 2019
Lmao i read that as he said it
School
Sounds more like Fight Club than alcoholism, but OK.
Can I copy you
TheFencer 242 What do you mean?
I love how he is just casually drinking monster energy drink
ok
the worst thing in the world is when the tomatoes are cut in halv and the sticky tomato juice glazes my food with the cancer liquid
A roomba that follows people and tells them to shut up
Yes please
That's AMAZING xDD
That would be funny XD
A robot that follows people around and says the n word
Awwww hell yeah
The most stupid part of this is that he expects us to believe he eats salad
Michaels got legit gains
But he’s actually swole
You didn't watch it to the end, did you...
Lol
@@fireinfused9142 NO u
Pure unbridled genius
He looks like both the bully and the nerd
I’ve been watching him for 2 years and he is if Tony stark and Peter Parker had a alcoholic kid
or*
@@fisharecool2849 and*
@@fisharecool2849 and*
@@Shiver197 true
You forgot the kid just smokes crack constantly 24 hours a day
"It's kinda like alcoholism but less productive."
- Michael Reeves 2019
Seems legit.
Is this reyrey mascot?
“ it’s kinda like alcoholism but less productive.” My fucking life in one sentence
“It’s kind of like alcoholism but less productive”
My life in one sentence
@@brysonbaskin6902 can you repeat what you said i didnt heard you
But which one kills your kidney and liver quickly?
Every video this man makes such relatable quotes, like “I’m the Elon musk of shitty ideas” is headstone worthy 😂
My favourite video of Michael's so far. I've watched it like 20 times
The fact that his background music is so chill and he's this crazy makes me wonder
It's called bipolar 🤣🤣
No it’s called SUPER lmfao pollar
Darth Army he’s gonna attach a taser to it
First Time?
Oh my gohhhhhhd
"It's kind of like alcoholism but less productive"
oh my what's this gold mine I stumbled upon
Rekken and Yu HELL
i like how making your own salad is not even an option on the table
First video I watched of you, I’m hooked
Michael isn't dumb, he's just smart in the worst way possible.
He's the type of smart that has an idea but just feels incomplete if he doesn't complete the idea
The line between genius and insanity is VERY VERY thin...
@Zach Perry ok boomer
Fireballme naw he’s just asian
He’s the Elon musk of bad ideas
“If Elon musk was a 3 foot tall Filipino”
“and DUMB“
No, A N D. D U M B
and poor
"-And Dumb . '
Cya Later Hater and angry
4 years later, I still love the idea
“Modern problems require overly complicated unecessary solutions that waste time of your ever-shortening lifespan.”
"What is my purpose?"
"You pick tomatoes out of salad."
"Oh my god."
Correctitudable yeah welcome to the club
With a big metal piston spike
Ayyyy riiiiiiiiick
More like Oh my... god.
You serve butter
1975: we’ll have flying cars in 2019
2019: big ass ‘metal piston spike’ rapes tomatoes
it's a screw reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Can't stop coming back to this vid
this video is literally just Michael ranting about tomatoes for like eleven minutes and im not complaining
He should make a table that moves to stub your toe
Eric J omg yes that is just as important as a swearing Roomba!
michael reeves plz do this
Yes
Yes please
Eric 8 yeeeeeesssssssss
Carbon monoxide an invisible, odorless, and tasteless gas
“It smells like carbon monoxide up here”
-William Osman
r/woosh
It alsow kills you
@@maximus8746 yea...
idk what that even is lol
well, i suppose i do now
Some people can smell it.
www.quora.com/Can-you-smell-carbon-monoxide
Michael and Integza collab would be a tomato murdering robot powered by jet engines.
Michael you are just awesome! Also you finally got my attention long enough and now I know what Honey is/does
"It's kinda like alchoholism but uh- less productive"
-Michael Reeves
"I'm the Elon Musk of bad ideas if Elon Musk was a 3 foot tall filipino and dumb"
- Michael Reeves
3:49
ex-fucking-actly
*"I'm Elon Musk of bad ideas if Elon Musk was was a 3 foot tall Filipino, and dumb"*
_LMAO_
ᏟᎪᏞᏞuᏁᎬxᏆᏆuᎬsᎠᎪᎽ ha
Ur not funny
just because u quoted something from the vid and put “LMAO” or “HAHA”
@@cottonlul no u
HEHEHE I AM A SUPASTAR WARRIOR no
u
I just read thia while listing to this part
the fact that he goes on about how bad tomatoes are soooo bad and then takes a sip of... monster
7:34 Oh right this is the magic ways music, no wonder I recognise it.
I just Realized, this is a smaller version of the Surgery Robot he did but smaller and automatic
And somehow *more* violent
TheLangenator well you can’t carefully lower the *BIG ASS METAL PISTON SPIKE* so that probably makes it way more dangerous
666th like
This is a saw trap
the precursor
I love how Michael is actually a genius but he’s so insane it doesn’t matter
Michael is the insane person in the movie that's actually telling the truth but nobody believes him because hes fucking crazy
He’s a literal mad scientist
Correction crack head
Well, all geniuses are misunderstood.
gandhi or some shit all genius's are insane. It's not a bad thing just true
I have no goddam idea why but your videos make me f*cking relax somehow
“I could send it some special instructions” *proceeds to press a button and then buffer*
Can we point out how smart he really is but he just uses knowledge for things like this
Do remember stabbing tomatoes makes there juice come out, and that kinda removes the purpose
That's how true geniuses work
Just remember WE DONT WANT YUCKY FUCKING TOMATOES
Meganura well if you take a knife out the corpse it will bleed more because it holds in the blood
Ya
Me: *wears red clothes*
Big metal piston spike: "so you have chosen death"
@LunarSquire8051 Nobody cares you subhuman turbovirgin
@LunarSquire8051 your a disappointment to soiciety
@LunarSquire8051 I mean-
You still call it a meme.
@@Mothbean nice insult now im going to use it
LunarSquire8051 I mean,769 people right now liked it and 2 like your comeback so,I’d say his/her meme is still a relevant meme.
2:57 SCP foundation at home like:
The tomato spike machine walked so the surgery robot could run
... and somehow gain and then immediately lose its medical license
This is beautiful
The surgery robot is basically a giant 3d printer
realman notcow But instead of printing it destroys
Elon: **sees dead deer** HAHAHAHA
Michael: **sees a metal spike stab an apple** HAHAHAHA
yup, the same person
And Bordi. Don’t know why I laughed so hard
I though you meant vsauce for a second
They are both Reeves so...
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Michael Reeves and Elon Musk:
*laughs at their creations causing mass destruction*
I love the fact that if you were to get stabbed once by that; you'd start bleeding, and that would create more targets for the *BIG METAL PISTON SPIKE*.
The way he handled that monster can in the beginning got me thinking it was a product placement payed to be there
Elon, give this crazy Filipino boy a job.
Elon Musk can make a huge ass PUTANG INA MO flag in space
@@zzsloth4330 hahahhahahhahahhaha xD
I got a bad feeling about this
He would probably shoot a fuck load of UA-cam buddy's intro space at the first possibility
he is???
666 likes
This guy has the power to make military weapons and the fact that he is doing this, is the funniest shit ever
@Harold King just look at him, you can tell.
@Harold King he says in the video that the spike can impale a human hand or something like that
@Harold King *_torture device_*
@Harold King holy shit just learn how to take a fuckingjoke lol
Well recently he said he was working for the goverment dont think or know if it was making weapons tho
0:51 that one didn't age quite so well
I found this channel not thirty minutes ago but I already know that this man is my people
This lad has the undying anger of a customer service worker
I smelled that comment
666th Like enjoy
Or a quarter of the Rath of a Karen
I love how he cusses and still says "yucky"
yuckie fucker.
0:30
4:45
E
You heathens, it's spelled YUCKY. Take that -ie crap, color it red and put it under a Big Metal Piston Spike.
8:34
Remember the unplugged microphone bit? We have here the cracker bookmark, unnoticed yet equally genius
I like to think micheal still uses all the robots he built every day
You wake up, your body taped to a table, a tomato in each hand.
Somewhere in the distance, Michael laughs maniacally.
ah yes, tomato-based crucifixion
t-tomato Jesus
Tomato jesus lol
Now THAT'S a way to get somebody to shit themselves, just threaten them with that
L0L
William: "it smells Like Carbon Monoxide"
Carbon Monoxide: *Odorless*
Me: *Emotionless*
@@securityandy4561 Ivar: boneless
@@securityandy4561 Hotel:Trivago (im not funny ik)
Tis the joke, dumbass.
@@borbleborb4586 well actually I'm pretty sure people mix carbon monoxide with other gases that do have odors, so you can tell if there's a leak or not.
"We're all gonna die someday"
Normally id laugh at something like that, but the way you said it broke something in me. Now im thinking even harder about traveling the world
"Big Metal Piston Spike" sounds like a late 80s rock band
Solution: Ask for no tomatoes
Michael: That involves speaking with other human, no.
‘that’s social interaction and i don’t support it’
Or just not be healthy and don’t eat salad
@@jamiebarker07 are you on drugs?
@Server Meta yeah but it certainly won't hurt your health unless you eat a fuckton but that can be said for anything.
SO GENUINELY CAT CHEESE
WTF did i just write
Michael reeves sounds like hes always out of context and thats scary
Holy shit my mom says the same thing :D
@Benghazi gaming we both fight over him, sometimes it gets out of hand
@@OmegaFennec lol 😂
" if it detects them it will stab the ever living shit out of them"
He sounds younger than me, I’m 14, and he’s older than me
The machine fixed the problem. If it destroys your salad then there won’t be a salad for there to be tomatoes in.
Exactly what I needed
"What is my purpose?"
"You pick tomatoes"
"Oh my god"
Jeez what a reference
RiCk aNd MoRtY
your father is insecure about his intelligence
love the reference
Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
Make a TV that gets louder every time somone talks during the movie
lmao yas
Oh then try watching Italian movies. See how long your TV lasts before the sound box implodes.
Yes please do this
Veaguefam4 Your Mom yaaaaaas
I'm imagining how an action movie would massacre the soundbox
That "oh my gooooooood" mix has lived rent free in my head for 3 years now
"I am a elon musk of bad ideas" XD that's a hell of a quote my dude
What about that screaming roomba tho
Cannot smash that thumbs up button enough. Was literally just going to post this!
he hopefully understands this is a must....
Swearing Roomba would be funny
bump* F U C K !
I thought it was a roomba that screams and swears every time it hits something
6:10 Michael just poured his milk in before the cereal
What better way to ruin a bunch of tomatoes?
i dont care about the tomato part but the milk before cereal >:c
Cuz he’s Philipino
😤
@Ziddane Isahaku Incorrect
Alternate title: relentless tomato slander for ten minutes
i love this man to death
I love his constant underlying anger. Such a Gen Z
Kidedaion Symoti truth
I thought he was secretly a middle aged man.
Gen Z is known for that sweet sweet aggressive existentialism
I mean it doesnt really matter, we're all going to die anyway
lsedanolg geese man