Desmond Miles Roasting His Ancestors - Assassin's Creed

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  • @rhetiq9989
    @rhetiq9989 6 місяців тому +2760

    A known common Animus side effect: Racism

    • @3du4rdo.
      @3du4rdo. 6 місяців тому +66

      Lmao

    • @Manhunt811
      @Manhunt811 6 місяців тому +61

      Suits it well, gotta have the power

    • @Verified_Freak
      @Verified_Freak 6 місяців тому +161

      I mean, Eagle Vision deems the color yellow as "Assassination targets".
      So yeah, sorry Asians.

    • @irnassassin
      @irnassassin  6 місяців тому +119

      @@Verified_Freak Simpsons prepping a law suit, yellow life’s matter.

    • @Verified_Freak
      @Verified_Freak 6 місяців тому +26

      @@irnassassin Lego life's matter! ✊️😤

  • @ianmcfadden2794
    @ianmcfadden2794 6 місяців тому +2036

    Desmond: makes joke.
    Everyone else: hey hey ..no fun allowed.
    Desmond: im a do it again

    • @Berzerker114
      @Berzerker114 5 місяців тому +9

      Hope you're having a good day bro, I sure am after reading this comment 😂

    • @insiderperson18279
      @insiderperson18279 4 місяці тому +5

      No wonder Ubisoft wanted him dead 😂

    • @charliefarmer4365
      @charliefarmer4365 4 місяці тому +8

      Rebecca seemed like she was joking about too tbh

  • @My6119
    @My6119 6 місяців тому +910

    Can't be racist if you're lineage is diverse. 😂😂😂

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 5 місяців тому

      Liberal Americans: "THAT'S RACIST!"

    • @fishfossils8858
      @fishfossils8858 5 місяців тому +92

      Especially if its diverse as his, mans got Middle eastern, European, heck, even native freaking American. Idk if it could possibly get more diverse.

    • @tonymontanaslittlefriend1778
      @tonymontanaslittlefriend1778 5 місяців тому +9

      @@fishfossils8858African

    • @Blin240
      @Blin240 4 місяці тому +1

      @@tonymontanaslittlefriend1778🤮

    • @betuna9487
      @betuna9487 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@@Blin240dude why?

  • @betrayed117
    @betrayed117 6 місяців тому +1539

    Love Desmond's response to Becca. Such a typical 7 year old comeback.

    • @shafboy
      @shafboy 6 місяців тому +71

      .......no, your the poppy head

    • @Aussieduderivs1
      @Aussieduderivs1 6 місяців тому +28

      I know you are but what am I?

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 6 місяців тому +13

      "Nyah nyah nyah nah nah nyah~" (blows raspberry)

    • @KYLgonk
      @KYLgonk 6 місяців тому +10

      He responded the same way she commented.

    • @TacticalHatchet
      @TacticalHatchet 5 місяців тому +5

      That's pretty typical for 2010, it was a very dumb time.

  • @DatBlueVQ
    @DatBlueVQ 5 місяців тому +560

    "That's racist."
    "YOU'RE racist" gotta love the absolute lack of hesitation

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 4 місяці тому

      "You're racist! For trying to tell me I can't crack on my own ancestors!"

    • @kryptikk5695
      @kryptikk5695 3 місяці тому +8

      Sounds like he was holding that for a long time, hahahahah

    • @skebaba918
      @skebaba918 2 місяці тому +1

      Not racist if it's literally your ancestor, meaning you are genetically part of that race too...

  • @newhybrid101
    @newhybrid101 6 місяців тому +412

    We should have seen Desmond seeing or hearing Connor.
    It would have made for some good scenes, perhaps even Haytham and to see how their lessons on to Desmond differ

    • @destroyercreater98
      @destroyercreater98 6 місяців тому +45

      Yeah but before that. Desmond did get mind effed by Ezio and Altair’s memories before finally separating them from himself. So it makes sense why he doesn’t see visions about Connor.
      His brain got used to it enough to be semi resistant to the illusion part of the bleeding effect.

  • @hoangcoconut
    @hoangcoconut 5 місяців тому +107

    bro didn't hesitate pressing the "matta" button again

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 6 місяців тому +451

    God I miss the Desmond saga, this series was at a peak we never knew would be impossible to reclaim. We didn’t know how good we had it with those four games. 😭

    • @NinjaPieceLOL
      @NinjaPieceLOL 6 місяців тому +33

      5 games.

    • @bomboklatdog622
      @bomboklatdog622 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@NinjaPieceLOLno, four games

    • @NinjaPieceLOL
      @NinjaPieceLOL 6 місяців тому +57

      @@bomboklatdog622 AC1, AC2, Brotherhood, Revelations, and AC3. I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure that's 5 games.

    • @Hush_Rush27
      @Hush_Rush27 6 місяців тому

      Its 5 buddy ​@@bomboklatdog622

    • @bomboklatdog622
      @bomboklatdog622 6 місяців тому +17

      @@NinjaPieceLOL bruh my bad

  • @pain1653
    @pain1653 6 місяців тому +547

    GIVE ME LEEEEEE

    • @3du4rdo.
      @3du4rdo. 5 місяців тому +8

      @@pain1653 impossible

    • @oliverbaksvensson1919
      @oliverbaksvensson1919 4 місяці тому +4

      Why isn’t it possible

    • @Sofe-px1vi
      @Sofe-px1vi 4 місяці тому +3

      @@oliverbaksvensson1919it’s just not

    • @drontesmakor1983
      @drontesmakor1983 4 місяці тому

      @@Sofe-px1vi *Why* not you stupid bastard!?

    • @Dokan022
      @Dokan022 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Sofe-px1viWhy not, you stupid Templar.

  • @Schneez
    @Schneez 6 місяців тому +173

    I miss this team so much, man.

  • @katisorubisane869
    @katisorubisane869 4 місяці тому +32

    "It seems your tongue has tasted sour grapes" 😂😂 Connor was really good at roasting people just like his dad

  • @Limeline_X
    @Limeline_X 6 місяців тому +105

    It's funny that Yusuf in AC: Revelations couldn't pronounce Ezio's surname correctly either

    • @SacredCorps3
      @SacredCorps3 5 місяців тому +1

      I was dying 😂

    • @MetalJT24
      @MetalJT24 4 місяці тому +6

      Underrated Character Yusuf. Ezio de la la la 😂.

    • @astrophel12
      @astrophel12 2 місяці тому +1

      Etsy Audiotower

  • @OwocowyMr
    @OwocowyMr 6 місяців тому +182

    imagine this first scene happening in modern day Ubisoft games lol

    • @shahqurbanbaba1873
      @shahqurbanbaba1873 6 місяців тому +36

      Nowadays everyone's gone too soft. They cant take a joke

    • @dizzyheads
      @dizzyheads 5 місяців тому +14

      To be fair
      Those game stopped using assassins

    • @MisterJ355
      @MisterJ355 5 місяців тому

      ​@@dizzyheadsthat doesn't change the fact the world is full of liberals

    • @latadecocacola422
      @latadecocacola422 5 місяців тому

      Tru😢

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 5 місяців тому +2

      @@shahqurbanbaba1873soft enough they can’t handle a black samurai who actually existed in their game

  • @DrillWood9699
    @DrillWood9699 4 місяці тому +21

    0:37 shaun is gold

  • @lordfapplesauce4772
    @lordfapplesauce4772 6 місяців тому +194

    This video was actually so cool, I actually hate that they killed out Desmond

    • @destroyercreater98
      @destroyercreater98 6 місяців тому +23

      Same. Thankfully they didn’t show mercy to Layla either.
      Still can’t stop laughing about them letting you play through the glitch stuff as Basim if you finish the story.

    • @onlyenzoYT
      @onlyenzoYT 5 місяців тому +2

      Accept Jesus Christ ❤

    • @Sruohnayn
      @Sruohnayn 3 місяці тому +2

      its the Ubi way of killing stories and characters to introduce "inclusive and diverive characer"
      if desmond was a black dude/girl or gay, he would have been alive for sure

  • @stormtendo
    @stormtendo 5 місяців тому +47

    Tbf, Desmond literally risks sanity and brain life, not to mention identity, every time he goes in that machine. He has the _most_ right to do what he wants and take breaks. Especially since it’s not like watching tv. Ezio gets stabbed, Desmond feels it. Connor watches everyone around him die, Desmond sees it. Edward starts running out of air underwater, Desmond’s lungs are the ones to burn. If a little racism now and again helps him, let him be racist. Besides, he’s their descendant, so by today’s standards that’s ok, and honestly I think some of his ancestors, Edward and Ezio namely, would get a kick out of Desmond’s “racism”

    • @undefinedmayhem7045
      @undefinedmayhem7045 4 місяці тому +5

      The Edward point is inapplicable, you play as an unnamed abstergo employee in Black Flag

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 4 місяці тому +1

      @@undefinedmayhem7045 no

    • @dravenmowers1631
      @dravenmowers1631 4 місяці тому +8

      @@undefinedmayhem7045Yes but Abstergo gains access to Edward’s memories through the DNA of Desmond’s corpse.

  • @SKULL-1984
    @SKULL-1984 6 місяців тому +108

    Haytham = come now
    Connor aaaahahahhhh😂😂

  • @HothVeteran
    @HothVeteran 6 місяців тому +282

    0:03 to 0:08 Top 10 most Racist moments in gaming history.

  • @FFVogter.-em6zz
    @FFVogter.-em6zz 5 місяців тому +13

    Desmond gets the universal pass since he's a man of the world.

  • @My6119
    @My6119 6 місяців тому +44

    1:26 Deaf People 😊
    Blind People 😮

  • @StormOfSpades
    @StormOfSpades 5 місяців тому +15

    That "YOURE RACIST!" is so childish and funny i love it

  • @Luke.Lucario
    @Luke.Lucario 6 місяців тому +14

    Never realized Nolan North was the vc for Desmond, that is valid asf

  • @Midnight_Blue_Alchemist
    @Midnight_Blue_Alchemist 6 місяців тому +44

    I mean, that his bloodline so it's not so racist

  • @juanarocha8629
    @juanarocha8629 5 місяців тому +6

    Lucy: the world is falling apart
    *bunch of games later*
    Me: what world?

  • @SacredCorps3
    @SacredCorps3 5 місяців тому +5

    I think throughout the whole Ezio collection Desmond should've gained some accent from Ezio like he gained Ezios moves hes been in the animous long enough to possibly mimic a perfect Italian accent don't yall think ?

  • @hikennoace343
    @hikennoace343 5 місяців тому +4

    "Thats Racist"
    "Oh No im already beyond that"

  • @VINICIUS123A4
    @VINICIUS123A4 6 місяців тому +136

    How exactly was Desmond racist? Real question

    • @HighLordoftheBathroom
      @HighLordoftheBathroom 6 місяців тому +35

      The accent, probably.

    • @user-2137
      @user-2137 6 місяців тому +78

      ​@@HighLordoftheBathroomyea but still - Altair is his ancestor, so they both are kinda the same race
      Was it really racist?

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 6 місяців тому +64

      ​@@user-2137 he's mocking an italian accent (being part italian) to a lebanese man (while also being lebanese)

    • @jmal
      @jmal 6 місяців тому +17

      @@NiCoNiCoNiCola *Syrian

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 6 місяців тому +17

      @@jmal but Altair is lebanese, just part of the Syrian Brotherhood

  • @gabrielchavez6066
    @gabrielchavez6066 4 місяці тому +6

    1:27
    I fucking hate you for this lmao

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 5 місяців тому +3

    "That's racist."
    "Hey that's my ancestor I'm joking to! It shouldn't count!"
    "Hasn't stopped people from being racist before..."
    "Mamma mia!"
    "Well that one's just petty."

  • @HipnikDragomir
    @HipnikDragomir 28 днів тому

    That opening Altair line is legendary. So funny

  • @The_Sangheili
    @The_Sangheili 3 місяці тому +2

    "Wassa Matta Altair?"
    "That's racist"
    "You're racist"
    Such a classic line 😂

  • @KotaNoBeard
    @KotaNoBeard 6 місяців тому +16

    It’s funny Becca says it’s racist. He’s literally his descendant

  • @alexanderyt5345
    @alexanderyt5345 5 місяців тому +4

    Desmond: “Hey, wassa-Matta you, Altair”
    someone continue this with me 😂

  • @midlesto
    @midlesto 4 місяці тому +1

    1:27 "Assassin's Creed III but its made in Alabama"

  • @МартинКочев-ю2о
    @МартинКочев-ю2о 6 місяців тому +65

    He didn't roasted Connor

    • @VaccaVanni
      @VaccaVanni 6 місяців тому +10

      roast*

    • @eggsack806
      @eggsack806 6 місяців тому +5

      @@VaccaVanni*roastertestedingly

  • @Deltabolster
    @Deltabolster 2 місяці тому

    The fact I watch young justice makes it weird to hear this voice mention someone named conner and it not being the superboy

  • @HoliGallistur1023
    @HoliGallistur1023 4 місяці тому +1

    HEY WASSA-MATTA WITH YOU, ALTAÏR ?
    I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ericmardale2585
    @ericmardale2585 6 місяців тому +3

    Thank you for the video

  • @kctaylero
    @kctaylero 4 місяці тому +2

    i wanna see desmond’s ancestors roast HIM

    • @KratosisGod
      @KratosisGod 3 місяці тому +3

      You know that Ezio will cook him alive 😂

  • @kinman3051
    @kinman3051 3 місяці тому +2

    7/10 video. Title was misleading, but most of it was nice

  • @Nicolo_Pozzi
    @Nicolo_Pozzi 5 місяців тому +5

    Need a remaster of the first 4 ACs

    • @SacredCorps3
      @SacredCorps3 5 місяців тому +1

      For sureeeee i just finished them about two weeks ago the controls and can use a bit of work and maybe some of the graphics in the first two but that's it AC Ezio collection is just so good still

    • @legogandalf5453
      @legogandalf5453 4 місяці тому +1

      I’d rather a straight up remake those games are all janky as fuck and a remaster wouldn’t do nearly enough to fix them

    • @kryptikk5695
      @kryptikk5695 3 місяці тому +1

      Honestly, i wouldn't trust Ubisoft to do them. They'd surely find a way to screw things up, its a talent of theirs.

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 2 місяці тому +1

      Why do people keep saying this? There's literally Ezio Collection. You people were dropped off buildings as babies and missed the haystack.

    • @Nicolo_Pozzi
      @Nicolo_Pozzi 2 місяці тому

      @@JustSomeKittenwithaGun Ezio Collection is almost 10 years old bruh

  • @HoliGallistur1023
    @HoliGallistur1023 4 місяці тому

    "COME NOW" - Haytham

  • @dra363
    @dra363 4 місяці тому +1

    If he is a defendant it aint literally

  • @brandonperez8977
    @brandonperez8977 4 місяці тому

    The face Altaïr makes in the thumbnail got me 😂😂😂

  • @miesendal
    @miesendal Місяць тому

    Connor asking for charles lee like a kid assking for nex gen play station 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pathfinder011
    @pathfinder011 6 місяців тому +1

    This is a masterpiece

  • @ClaseyMeanAh
    @ClaseyMeanAh 2 місяці тому

    The modern day had potential back then.

  • @CJ-cc1om
    @CJ-cc1om 6 місяців тому +13

    I never understood how this was racist.

  • @aman.jain2011
    @aman.jain2011 5 місяців тому

    Desmond best protagonist 💯💯

  • @cr7goat45ar
    @cr7goat45ar 5 місяців тому

    desmond did not leave edward too

  • @the_loloblox
    @the_loloblox 3 місяці тому

    I'm the only one to think that the lineage of Desmond is completely wtf ? 💀

  • @Anagh1701
    @Anagh1701 6 місяців тому +2

    technically, Desmond wasn't racist cause his ancestor was Altair

  • @Realas199
    @Realas199 6 місяців тому +3

    GIVE ME LEE

  • @kaidenanderson-jg3ru
    @kaidenanderson-jg3ru 4 місяці тому +1

    ay wassa matta with you altair

  • @ulfberht4431
    @ulfberht4431 5 місяців тому

    Still think the argument after Desmond made that “racist” joke is probably the most awkward thing cutscene in the whole game.

  • @xion0713
    @xion0713 6 місяців тому +1

    Where does the audio for the connor and edward ones come from?

    • @irnassassin
      @irnassassin  6 місяців тому +10

      Assassin’s Creed Valhalla Audio Logs on Layla’s computer

  • @dannylaredo6468
    @dannylaredo6468 6 місяців тому +6

    Can someone explain to me why Altair was racist? I'm not American, much less speak English, so I'm not familiar with the terms, slang, etc.

    • @franingegnieri1831
      @franingegnieri1831 6 місяців тому +10

      Desmond was imitating Altair's accent

    • @trevthekidd
      @trevthekidd 6 місяців тому +22

      I'll help you. Desmond was jokingly mimicking a modern Italian accent because he's been reliving the memories of Ezio Auditore, the ancestor of Desmond. In America, mimicry of an accent that is not your own can be considered disrespectful or even racist by some people, but it's still commonplace to utilize mimicry of an accent for humor, though it can possibly spark controversy like it did in the clip.

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@trevthekiddOooooh, now THAT explains it.
      He was racist against Ezio (Italians), not Altair (Arabs, generally speaking).
      I never even considered the fact that the target of the racism _isn't_ the statue.
      And it doesn't help that it sounds like an Italian American (New Yorker, specifically) accent. Not a genuine Italian one.

    • @trevthekidd
      @trevthekidd 6 місяців тому

      @@hundvd_7 yeah, you totally got it. Most Americans go for the new York Italian accent because that's what we're most exposed to usually

    • @SacredCorps3
      @SacredCorps3 5 місяців тому

      ​@@franingegnieri1831not altairs it was Ezios

  • @Jon-qf6qg
    @Jon-qf6qg 3 місяці тому

    I remember everyone hating Desmond back then.

    • @PoloRyuzaki
      @PoloRyuzaki 3 місяці тому

      We didn't realise how good we had it at the time

    • @Jon-qf6qg
      @Jon-qf6qg 3 місяці тому +1

      @@PoloRyuzaki I did. I liked him. When they killed him off in 3, I immediately realized that they had no idea what they were doing with the series and (accurately) predicted that it was just going to meander until it ultimately fizzled out.

  • @BatataPng
    @BatataPng 6 місяців тому

    I never played any AC after the AC 3(that I recently finished), so, how de hell is Desmond still alive?

    • @JJ18355
      @JJ18355 5 місяців тому +2

      Look at the date of that recording. That was before he died

  • @kh0de
    @kh0de 6 місяців тому +12

    All desmond’s friends are lame asf everyone is so annoying 😤

    • @manintheline5331
      @manintheline5331 6 місяців тому +3

      He needs more homies

    • @kh0de
      @kh0de 6 місяців тому

      @@manintheline5331 fr bro

    • @hmmmm9174
      @hmmmm9174 6 місяців тому +4

      Yeah all boring liberals
      Tryna put him in a truman show just like abstergo

    • @Aaadapro
      @Aaadapro 5 місяців тому

      fr

  • @ThisChannelIsAbandoned300
    @ThisChannelIsAbandoned300 5 місяців тому +1

    yup

  • @senpaichazak
    @senpaichazak 5 місяців тому +2

    I really hope Desmond come back with Layla and do a modern Assassin's Creed Game but sadly based on a country raging, controversials, DEI and wokesome things I think it won't happen. I also imagine they will make Desmond Gay and go for couple with the glasses guy Shaun.

  • @soldierside365
    @soldierside365 5 місяців тому +4

    CANCEL DESMOND MILES

  • @GenYouWinYT
    @GenYouWinYT 6 місяців тому +2

    I don't get it, is wassa matta you Altair racist? I don't get what it means

    • @user-xx0906
      @user-xx0906 2 місяці тому

      hes just saying "what's the matter with you altair?" in a mocking accent. just thst lol. funny thing the accent just sounds italian

  • @SacredCorps3
    @SacredCorps3 5 місяців тому +2

    Bruh 😂 Becca need to chill he's allowed to be racist they are his ancestors hes part of them Lucy got serious on their ass 😅 I'm pretty sure altair and Ezio are wheezing in their graves after that 🤣

  • @nicholasnguyen5181
    @nicholasnguyen5181 4 місяці тому

    This is hilarious

  • @Drachenshold
    @Drachenshold 5 місяців тому

    Tu fottiti - ezio auditore de lalala

  • @Draven-u9j
    @Draven-u9j 2 місяці тому

    Hmmm... WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?😂

  • @dinokiller9186
    @dinokiller9186 6 місяців тому +1

    The last one wasn't real right?

    • @irnassassin
      @irnassassin  6 місяців тому +11

      The audio is, I just put some footage over it to show what Desmond was talking about.

  • @brucemohamed5316
    @brucemohamed5316 6 місяців тому +11

    The first one was real?? 💀💀💀

    • @Cole.-_-.
      @Cole.-_-. 6 місяців тому +14

      Yes in ac brotherhood go to altairs statue and u and press any button

  • @brendan9868
    @brendan9868 5 місяців тому +6

    Desmond: Mocks a Lebanese man (his own ancestor) with a bad Italian accent (which his ancestors also were)
    “That’s racist”
    Forgot how insufferable that crew is lmao

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 2 місяці тому +2

      If you paid attention, you would know Rebecca is pretty much the only other one of the group who is always looking to have fun. She was teasing Desmond. Meanwhile Shaun has the typical rash, dry british humour. Lucy is the only one who is super serious face cause she is too busy using them.

  • @quagmire4469
    @quagmire4469 6 місяців тому +2

    What was even racist about what Desmond said to Altair?

    • @Brizgotrizz
      @Brizgotrizz 6 місяців тому +2

      Using ezios accent

    • @quagmire4469
      @quagmire4469 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Brizgotrizz that’s it? 😂

    • @Brizgotrizz
      @Brizgotrizz 5 місяців тому +1

      @@quagmire4469 yes

  • @ericmardale2585
    @ericmardale2585 6 місяців тому

    I sub to you

  • @GalacticKid407
    @GalacticKid407 4 місяці тому

    Spoiler: Blonde lady dead

  • @WalnutPlum5106
    @WalnutPlum5106 6 місяців тому +3

    Dude literally has an Italian ancestry and yet calls him a racist

  • @wolfric951
    @wolfric951 5 місяців тому

    What massa matta you even means, and how is that racist?

  • @Zerosenpai25
    @Zerosenpai25 4 місяці тому

    I don't get why the first one is racist

  • @ZinoAmare
    @ZinoAmare 6 місяців тому +2

    Why is everything racist. Take a joke and not everything is serious.

  • @Captain_Grogg
    @Captain_Grogg 6 місяців тому +1

    how is he racist when its literally proven altair is his ancestor

  • @theyeastwiththeleast4718
    @theyeastwiththeleast4718 5 місяців тому

    God the real world sections of these games is unbelievable bad

  • @hv5t126
    @hv5t126 5 місяців тому +1

    yet everyone in 2024
    "AC SHADOWS IS NOT REALISTIC 😡😡🤬"

  • @TheIllustriouBlueJay
    @TheIllustriouBlueJay 2 місяці тому

    What's racist about it?

  • @Saithegoat
    @Saithegoat 6 місяців тому

    The british guy is so annoying

  • @JJ.R4300X
    @JJ.R4300X 6 місяців тому

    Now try to understand a hate of a racist when if you have a closer look he have a diverse genetic... try to understand his hate... it doesn't make sense.

  • @HoliGallistur1023
    @HoliGallistur1023 2 місяці тому

    Back when Assassin's Creed was goated
    Now, it's just huge steamy pile of shit

  • @MaxPayne-rd5wd
    @MaxPayne-rd5wd 3 місяці тому +2

    Assassins Creed : Rise of Racism. A journey where you go beyond racism and unlock Ultra Racist.

  • @nostradamusofgames5508
    @nostradamusofgames5508 4 місяці тому

    Apparently us italians are now a completely different race from humanity according to this game lol.