I Finally Watched Dragonball Evolution

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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2021
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    Yes I am aware I called Roshi Roku for the first half of the video I dont care. Move bad.
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  • @BionicPIGtv
    @BionicPIGtv  2 роки тому +1422

    I KNOW THAT I WAS CALLING ROSHI ROKU FOR THE FIRST HALF OF THE VIDEO. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I DID THAT. I AM STUPID AND I APOLOGIZE. Thanks :)

    • @austingomez9630
      @austingomez9630 2 роки тому +16

      I give you props you have guts. Would you like to read the novelization, and see some subtle differences🤔😀😁

    • @enigmadas5
      @enigmadas5 2 роки тому +32

      You did it more justice than the whole fucking movie itself so you're all good

    • @gabriel120300
      @gabriel120300 2 роки тому +16

      Kakaraang

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco 2 роки тому +5

      Need to play the game next ( was on PSP i believe).

    • @theofficialoutlanders
      @theofficialoutlanders 2 роки тому +18

      When you said GT was 'alright', the video immediately earned my like

  • @rickypimm1762
    @rickypimm1762 2 роки тому +1103

    Goku accidentally decking chi chi is literally the only thing goku would’ve done

    • @shundanone
      @shundanone 2 роки тому +50

      I mean he did it intentionally so...

    • @grantpflum6844
      @grantpflum6844 2 роки тому +28

      Except for the accidentally part!

    • @blueboi12jj
      @blueboi12jj 2 роки тому +5

      Lmaooo right!

    • @akheilosshadowhunter7355
      @akheilosshadowhunter7355 2 роки тому +4

      That's actually not true though. I remember Goku not actually hitting her, in the final arc of DB.

    • @aerth6946
      @aerth6946 2 роки тому +23

      @@akheilosshadowhunter7355 Yeah.
      He just pushed her alway with a "hand fart"

  • @diegogutierrez1997
    @diegogutierrez1997 2 роки тому +1361

    This felt to me so detached from Dragon Ball that I hadn't even realized that Krilin was missing, I actually gasped once he brought it up.

    • @kenlynw9555
      @kenlynw9555 2 роки тому +68

      I forgot he wasn’t in there for the longest too haha

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 2 роки тому +59

      I'm Happy he wasn't in it. Poor guy deserves the best and not be included in this mess was the best!

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 2 роки тому +19

      I didn't even Realize when I first Watched It

    • @I.Am.L
      @I.Am.L 2 роки тому +10

      That's Krillin for you. ::Queues the sitcom laugh track::

    • @I.Am.L
      @I.Am.L 2 роки тому +5

      No but for real legit 🤣 same

  • @SCP-469
    @SCP-469 2 роки тому +496

    This ain't Dragonball, this is Lizard Sphere.

  • @musashi92
    @musashi92 2 роки тому +145

    The hilarious thing for me is that he revived Roshi (who he’s known for like 2 days) instead of his damn Grandfather 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

    • @katelinmcmillan8998
      @katelinmcmillan8998 Рік тому +3

      🤣

    • @Anonymous-qb4vc
      @Anonymous-qb4vc Рік тому +1

      why did he never care to revive his grandfather in actual DB series

    • @lukasdbz
      @lukasdbz Рік тому +11

      @@Anonymous-qb4vc
      Pretty sure it was beacuse Grandpa Gohan (with halo) said that he wouldn't have much time left to live anyway, so he told Goku to not waste his wish on him. Although, I can be wrong, I did not watch the OG DB for a long time.

    • @virgogaming6488
      @virgogaming6488 Рік тому +3

      He buried his grandpa and he seemed content in the afterlife anyway.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Рік тому

      @@lukasdbzGoku in his anime voice: “hah, fk you Grandpa my balls now!

  • @Weazla-
    @Weazla- 2 роки тому +1706

    The fact you put yourself through these horrors is either heroic and admirable, or worrying. Either way thanks

    • @Jay-mt6nu
      @Jay-mt6nu 2 роки тому +19

      I know right....this movie is worse than being waterboarded....same for avatar one

    • @Ethonra
      @Ethonra 2 роки тому +12

      All the above.

    • @willywakka7830
      @willywakka7830 2 роки тому +9

      I think these videos are cries for help

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 2 роки тому +8

      Facts he Did what no other man would Do

    • @princessnovainacottage3326
      @princessnovainacottage3326 2 роки тому +2

      His got a kink for the pain

  • @HasvenWorld
    @HasvenWorld 2 роки тому +717

    "Then Yamcha turns his Jeep into a flying truck!"
    Boy, what a sentence

    • @GamingintheAM0801
      @GamingintheAM0801 2 роки тому +33

      It's also one of the least weird things about this movie. Actual Dragon Ball has flying cars everywhere.

    • @ChromedDomes
      @ChromedDomes 2 роки тому +12

      @@GamingintheAM0801 Yeah but DB was actually very futuristic. It works a lot worse in this movie because it takes place in a modern setting.

    • @GamingintheAM0801
      @GamingintheAM0801 2 роки тому +5

      @@ChromedDomes I wouldn't say DB was futuristic, at least not at first. It occupied this nebulous space where it was clearly a fantasy meant to evoke ancient China in setting, but then it throws in these ridiculous pseudo-sci-fi elements like the capsules and motorcycles and the like. It wasn't until Z that they started introducing aliens, space travel, time travel and such (remember that Piccolo was introduced as a demon at first, and him and Goku being aliens was a big twist). Not to mention that, canonically, all of the DB timeline takes place in the eighth century (around 740 AD to be precise) despite all the fancy tech being used.
      I guess the difference is that DB is timeless and can't really be placed into a specific era, whereas Evolution is... yeah, pretty clearly just real-world 2008.

    • @ChromedDomes
      @ChromedDomes 2 роки тому +4

      @@GamingintheAM0801 I didn't necessarily mean futuristic, just couldn't think of the word. But yeah, the timeless part of it is true. And also, flying cars 'N shit in DB wasn't this weird ass nitro truck or whatever, it was just kinda a car that...goes up.
      Also, something I just noticed is how all of the Tv's are like 30 years old, while also having super realistic, planet busting Cyborgs that they weirdly call Androids.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 2 роки тому +1

      Andrew Mayes
      That is true.
      But in the movie, everyone else drives a normal car. Well, there is Bulma's capsule trike. But since she is Bulma, it is probably a prototype.

  • @xking_dicloniusx4680
    @xking_dicloniusx4680 2 роки тому +13

    Fun Fact: The guy who played Piccolo in this played Zamasu in Super. And he was great imo. Talk about a redemption arc.

  • @QueenSyndel
    @QueenSyndel 2 роки тому +38

    The best part of the movie was the after credit scene were they show that piccolo survived they really thought they were gonna get a sequel.

    • @Mr_bukowski4435
      @Mr_bukowski4435 5 місяців тому +2

      It’s a whole old Mario movie and Last Airbender situation all over again

    • @P-P-Panda
      @P-P-Panda Місяць тому

      @@Mr_bukowski4435fr lol

  • @johnfaber100
    @johnfaber100 2 роки тому +445

    What is written: "I Finally Watched Dragonball Evolution"
    What it means: "This is a code. I have been kidnapped. I would never voluntarily watch this otherwise. Please, send help."

  • @Zephyr616
    @Zephyr616 2 роки тому +278

    Your hair is closer to Bulma's hair than the single strand of blue they gave the actress in this god forsaken movie.

  • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
    @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 2 роки тому +59

    Original Kid Goku: Sheltered country bumpkin who has incredible strength from his genetics being from a warrior race built for combat, a bit aloof at times but that's to be expected as he was raised by a hermit and lived so far outside of society he didn't even have a concept of girls existing let alone them being different to boys (also he was like 8), he's also very quick to rush into a fight and was incredibly skilled in picking up martial arts and combat skills again due to his genetics being superior for fighting, and usually he'd be seen with a big smile on his face eating 30 bowls of food
    Movie Goku: Winey little hormonal teenager who looks like the guy we all knew in highschool who wanted to be Sasuke in real life, and gets bullied and beaten up, who has no sense of humour and never looks like he's having fun in a fight which is literally Goku's favourite thing to do outside of eating and training (when original Goku was a little kid his skin and bones were so naturally tough he survived being crushed by a speeding car and a bullet at point blank range bounced off him leaving him with a scrape and a bit of bleeding, oh and did I mention he was lifting the car when he got shot?! By the time he was 16 Goku was probably already the strongest fighter on earth, if he was being "bullied" he probably wouldn't of even noticed, and by the time you went to punch him he would of already moved out the way, caught your fist and began to throw you while telling you "hey it's not nice to hit people when they're not looking if you wanted to fight you should of just asked!").
    The biggest disservice is they didn't give Roshi his signature sweet shades or his pet turtle
    Lastly it's super funny cause Piccolo actually had white make-up on in the film and they corrected it to green in post which is one of the reasons he looks so weird and his actor actually went on to voice Zamasu in the dub of super like in an act of merciful redemption he did something good related to Dragon Ball

    • @Eshtian
      @Eshtian 2 роки тому +7

      "Hey it's not nice to hit people when their not looking. If you wanted to fight you should of just asked"
      This is amazing

    • @HerooftheWild
      @HerooftheWild 2 роки тому +4

      This is why OG Goku is the best and technically Goku was 11 at the start of Dragon Ball

  • @andrewwestfall65
    @andrewwestfall65 2 роки тому +26

    I remember rumors circulating about DBE like 5 years before it came out. I responded with "I don't want it in live action. I think it's better as an anime" and I was shunned.

    • @a.l8661
      @a.l8661 Рік тому +1

      Nah you made the right decision 👍

  • @Prosperingwhitefellows
    @Prosperingwhitefellows 2 роки тому +425

    My dad and his friends call this movie
    “The one we do not speak of”

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 2 роки тому +2

      how old is your dad?

    • @Prosperingwhitefellows
      @Prosperingwhitefellows 2 роки тому +6

      @@quillclock 36

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 2 роки тому +22

      @@Prosperingwhitefellows figured he was about my age. I dont have kids but it blows my mind that ppl my age have kids who are old enough to be online now

    • @Prosperingwhitefellows
      @Prosperingwhitefellows 2 роки тому +3

      @@quillclock you’d be surprised

    • @kennedy8926
      @kennedy8926 2 роки тому +3

      @@quillclock The cycle of life man.

  • @shrillshrimp200
    @shrillshrimp200 2 роки тому +545

    Turned himself into pickle rock. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @TheGuru6447
      @TheGuru6447 2 роки тому +29

      I turned myself into a pickle, Goku! I'm pickle rock!!!

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheGuru6447 Lmfaoo

    • @kennylunacy
      @kennylunacy 2 роки тому

      Devil Artemis?

  • @Unethical.Dodgson
    @Unethical.Dodgson 2 роки тому +17

    "Why would Yamcha be there and not Krillin?"
    Krillin was introduced to the anime after Yamcha. That might be why.
    "They don't call it the evil containment wave."
    Do they call it the "Mafuba"? Which basically is just the original name and loosely translated into "Evil containment wave"?

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai5003 2 роки тому +98

    I’m not sure if you calling Roshi “Roku” the whole time was a joke or not

    • @BonyHawksToeSkater
      @BonyHawksToeSkater 2 роки тому +5

      It’s been a solid 20 years since I’ve seen DBZ or Dragonball, so I’m not gonna lie, I was very confused by it too. Idk if “Roshi” is a nickname and his real name is “Roku”.....I just don’t fucking know or remember. But yeah....con-fuuuu-siooooooon-HA.
      Your welcome for that grade-A DBZ pun.

    • @moisesmartinezmorales5885
      @moisesmartinezmorales5885 2 роки тому +2

      I feel like it's a joke lol

    • @rjai5003
      @rjai5003 2 роки тому +16

      @@BonyHawksToeSkater Roshi is his real name, Roku is a character from Avatar the Last Airbender

    • @victorious0001
      @victorious0001 2 роки тому +9

      He watched this on a roku

    • @Angel-Otk
      @Angel-Otk 2 роки тому +6

      @@rjai5003 as far as I remember master Roshi’s real name has never been revealed, in Japanese he is referred to as both Kame sennin (turtle sage/hermit) and Muten Roshi (old master of the martial arts) but those aren’t really his name, more like titles

  • @CheySociety
    @CheySociety 2 роки тому +266

    Yamcha’s actor looked like a man in his 40s because he was, in fact, a man in his 40s

    • @brianrosado2333
      @brianrosado2333 2 роки тому +15

      And plus he says Yamcha’s supposed to be as old as Goku…. He is not, he is actually older in OG Dragon Ball. Like the movie is horrible, but he also got a lot of facts wrong too.

    • @sarcasticsuperjerk18
      @sarcasticsuperjerk18 2 роки тому +4

      @@brianrosado2333 Bruh what Yamcha’s literally close to Goku’s age-

  • @auraa411
    @auraa411 2 роки тому +356

    this whole movie just feels like some modern AU wattpad fanfiction

    • @sshernandez810
      @sshernandez810 2 роки тому +56

      Listen, as a Wattpad veteran, that's an insult to modern AU Wattpad fanfiction. At least they remember major characters, including Krillin.

    • @Msmithjonesraven
      @Msmithjonesraven 2 роки тому +16

      Bro Wattapad fanfictions are better than this shit.

    • @ChromedDomes
      @ChromedDomes 2 роки тому +11

      I've seen like one or two wattpad fics, but they made this somehow look even worse. Wattpad is far better than this.

    • @moon4236
      @moon4236 2 роки тому +9

      At least wattpad fanfictions include all the characters...

    • @ChromedDomes
      @ChromedDomes 2 роки тому +8

      @@moon4236 And even when the characters are written to be way to one dimensional or smth, it's still better than Evolution.

  • @Sputnik695
    @Sputnik695 2 роки тому +6

    Just now started really getting into your commentaries. I've been subscribed to you for years now but idk why I never really saw you on my home screen. You're really original and witty when it comes to your analysing and also video editing. I'm glad I rediscovered you. It's refreshing. Keep up the good shit bro

  • @levi_octavian
    @levi_octavian 2 роки тому +15

    Its depressing that this was one my first exposures to anything anime related. Pokémon does not count because everyone including their grandma had seen it.

    • @Dwight1295
      @Dwight1295 2 роки тому +1

      The Pokémon movie was actually fun in my opinion. they even put red in the movie

  • @dinkyrussell75
    @dinkyrussell75 2 роки тому +426

    I'm sorry, but Chichi did NOT trick Goku into marrying her. Both of them were under false impressions thanks to silly misunderstandings that gets cleared up during the tournament. Yamcha explains what marriage is to Goku and he proposes anyway. Goku definitely doesn't understand the full implications of what he's doing, but Chichi isn't taking advantage because she doesn't know how naive Goku is. I feel like the Fandom does Chichi so dirty 😔
    But yeah a lovesick Goku is EXTREMELY out of character

    • @Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq
      @Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq 2 роки тому +19

      To be fair chi chi kinda sucks anyway

    • @dinkyrussell75
      @dinkyrussell75 2 роки тому +75

      @@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq I mean I understand not liking her in the show, but as someone who owns the Manga Chichi is so much more wholesome (and so is Goku - much better father imo) but they just made her horrible in Z (because somehow it's funny???). Except in the Manga when she leaps over Gokus extremely injured body to get to Gohan (big yikes). But yeah, Chichi makes me cringe in the show 😬

    • @Bridaduck
      @Bridaduck 2 роки тому +11

      Okay so its been forever since I've seen the show but didn't Goku think marriage was something he could eat? Then after meeting each other again in the tournament Chi-Chi gave him the cold shoulder then yelled at him for not coming back for her? Goku did say yes but it felt forced.

    • @dinkyrussell75
      @dinkyrussell75 2 роки тому +58

      @@Bridaduck
      Chichi yells at him for not only forgetting that he purposed, but not remembering her at all. Once Goku tells her he thought marriage meant "something to eat" she understands but is heartbroken. She is shocked when Goku does propose, so it's clear she wasn't trying to manipulate him. In the anime Goku even says "sometimes my mouth doesn't understand what my brain is saying... good thing my heart does. Chichi will you marry me?" (or something like that). Goku also turns down the offer to be earth's gaurdian to be with Chichi and says "it doesn't get any better than this!".The Manga just makes it seem like an casual decision for Goku lol. Either way I don't think either one of them knew what they were doing. They were basically kids at the time, so when you think about it, its actually impressive they manage to make it work

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 2 роки тому +27

      Goku seems generally okay with it, I mean he had two sons with her.

  • @robxholicfoxyfan8552
    @robxholicfoxyfan8552 2 роки тому +370

    The guy who played Geeku actually read the entire manga of Dragonball and DBZ, but since the executive decision to not follow the source material at all forced him into not actually playing Goku as he was in the anime and manga, he phoned it in because what would be the point anymore.

    • @TheYoungGeninSasuke
      @TheYoungGeninSasuke 2 роки тому +74

      That is sad

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 2 роки тому +107

      thats so fucked he studied his shit just so they can tell him to fuck off lol

    • @whatever3440
      @whatever3440 2 роки тому +45

      Aw man that's actually really sad.

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 2 роки тому +20

      Damm

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 2 роки тому +83

      Also, read somewhere that the guy who played Piccolo did the same. And was a fan of the anime too. And because of it, his character got some changes to the costume. It's concept was going to be a lot different.

  • @josephjackson4312
    @josephjackson4312 2 роки тому +7

    Despite all the suckiness, I always thought it would be kind of cool if they had Goku turn super saiyan 4 when he forcefully took control of the monkey form and turned back human, because that is basically what they need to do to turn ssj4 according to GT, and that would have explained better how it seemed like he got a power boost to fight Piccolo.

    • @Dwight1295
      @Dwight1295 2 роки тому

      you know that goku’s body is covered with hair in ss4 right? I think ss2 gohan would be great in my opinion :)

  • @lPsychoMax
    @lPsychoMax 2 роки тому +5

    In the start of dragonball goku couldn't actually fly. It learnt it later when the crane school (tien and chaotzu) came into the story; because it's one of their signature abilities. Goku also cannot jump fly very high at the start, since that's a skill he learnt from roshi when training with Krillin.
    Which is why roshi can't fly. It's a rival school that he refuses to learn from.

  • @nivedh2894
    @nivedh2894 2 роки тому +156

    Soldier, you will never be forgotten.

  • @illegalfoodz8402
    @illegalfoodz8402 2 роки тому +3

    Well since dbe is technically an origin story then Goku riding with bulma on the 4 wheeler is not wrong. Have to give them props for that at least.
    He rode bulmas bike too when she was grabbed by the dinosaur. And was always riding in the car with oolang and bulma before he got Kintōun.
    Since he couldnt use Bukūjutsu/air dance yet.

  • @andreabowen4048
    @andreabowen4048 Рік тому

    I rarely comment on UA-cam videos but you so perfectly embodied every conceivable feeling this atrocity invokes. All things Dragonball are so close to my heart and it was cathartic to watch you tear this shit fest apart. I curb stomped that subscribe button with a quickness. Thank you for your service💖

  • @silentguy6353
    @silentguy6353 2 роки тому +153

    I remember buying this movie after i saved up money when I was little and I wish I just got a slurpie and slim jims

    • @tyler1234321
      @tyler1234321 2 роки тому +17

      If I had spent my childhood money on this movie I probably would have self murdered on the spot.

    • @shadowofthenorthstar989
      @shadowofthenorthstar989 2 роки тому +8

      you poor thing

    • @saged3977
      @saged3977 2 роки тому +11

      I saw it on television for free and I wanted my money back.

  • @tomashi5991
    @tomashi5991 2 роки тому +175

    Watching this is like hearing a drunk friend explain a movie they saw 5 years ago

  • @blinkachu5275
    @blinkachu5275 2 роки тому +2

    Tbf a few things:
    - Piccolo did travel by airship in the Dragonball series: It was Pilaf's airship.
    - Piccolo (the later rendition in Dragonball Z) could actually move and crush mountains with telekinesis. So to say that Piccolo uses "the force" is actually canon somewhat ^^; It doesn't make sense in the movie, I'll agree, it could've been done a lot cooler, but still, it technically follows Piccolo's powers.
    - Third: Goku at this time in the Dragonball story could not fly, after meeting Master Roshi he got the Flying Nimbus which was the only way he could travel airwise. He actually sat on the back of Bulma's bike quite a few times and also traveled by car in the early days of Dragonball
    - Fourth: Piccolo actually does spawn monsters from himself (through eggs, not blood) to combat Goku.
    - Fifth: The "Evil Containment Wave" is called the Mafuba in the show as well
    There's plenty to find wrong with this movie, a lot actually, from the wooden acting to the terrible plot to the just complete disregard of the actual Dragonball story, but those things are still somewhat accurate ^^; Seems you need to brush up your knowledge of Dragonball again c;

  • @Angel-Otk
    @Angel-Otk 2 роки тому +3

    I didn’t even realize the woman with piccolo was Mai, It would’ve made more sense if they actually made Pilaf the villian

  • @kenlynw9555
    @kenlynw9555 2 роки тому +103

    I’m sorry you had to suffer through this. Thoughts and prays!!

    • @flufflesnutshell6999
      @flufflesnutshell6999 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/sxUS3Xt1m38/v-deo.html what title video

    • @alphanova01
      @alphanova01 2 роки тому +2

      Bro thoughts and lots of prayers

  • @marsalin97
    @marsalin97 2 роки тому +41

    the actors for bulma and goku going on to both star in shameless is just amazing

  • @ladyrevan7044
    @ladyrevan7044 2 роки тому

    I couldn’t stop looking at your hair throughout the entire video, it’s so beautiful!

  • @munromister777
    @munromister777 2 роки тому +6

    I feel like adding Krillin to this movie actually would have been better. Like, just give all of the traits they gave Goku in this movie to Krillin, while Goku is just a guy who likes to train and fight. Krillin is the one who pushes Goku to be cool at school and try to pursue Chi-Chi, while Goku doesn't care much, which feels like it would fit both of their characters well enough.

  • @deviant_ghost
    @deviant_ghost 2 роки тому +244

    The Creator: I'm gonna make a reboot of the Karate Kid!
    The Staff: Um... no we needed you to make a reboot of Dragonball.
    The Creator: That's what I said! Like I said before, I'm gonna create a reboot of The Last Air Bender!!!
    The Staff: No... dragonnnnnnballlllllll
    The Creator: That's what I said !!!!

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 2 роки тому +12

      The Creator: So this is like Smallville right?
      The Staff: gguuuuuuuhhhhhh..

  • @ezzakennebba2090
    @ezzakennebba2090 2 роки тому +108

    can’t believe jimmy steve and fiona from shameless have this much range

    • @sparco956
      @sparco956 2 роки тому +6

      Honestly them both being in shameless or this cannot be a coincidence.

    • @blackphillip8486
      @blackphillip8486 2 роки тому +1

      I thought that was her.

    • @gatort33th
      @gatort33th 2 роки тому +1

      Caught me off guard for sure lmao

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision 11 місяців тому

    I literally feel your pain, dude! I feel like your rant was what my soul was screaming as I watched this movie!

  • @vinicius_nunes
    @vinicius_nunes 2 роки тому +2

    The funny thing about this whole movie is that the Director admitted himself that he had never read a single chapter or watched a single episode of the original source material before, and basically just guessed half of the Movie. Anyways, I like to have a "positive" view of this Movie, it was so freaking bad, it pushed Toriyama to come back and he did DBS.

  • @sarafagin3967
    @sarafagin3967 2 роки тому +70

    The only cool thing about this movie is that the name of the actor who plays Goku's bully is actually 'Texas Battle'. I kid you not. Thanks Riff Trax.

  • @smoppet
    @smoppet 2 роки тому +55

    It's like they just read a wiki and decided to make a fanfic. Goku literally tries to fight all of the canon characters he first meets when he's a kid because he's confused and sheltered.

  • @eliseovelasquez964
    @eliseovelasquez964 2 роки тому +6

    As much as it pains me to say this Demon King Piccolo actually does have the ability to make demons from his blood like Tamborine who killed Krillin in dragon ball
    So I guess they did that right

  • @koko6745
    @koko6745 Рік тому

    Thanks for introducing me to the ghost. Loved them since I saw his video a year ago

  • @GTHB.
    @GTHB. 2 роки тому +85

    How to make this movie better 100 fold
    1. Kevin hart as krillin (even if its at his expense)
    2. Might as well fuse the avatar movie with this

    • @thomus1025
      @thomus1025 2 роки тому +6

      Kevin hart should be tien
      Krillin Should be Danny Devito

  • @NivellenMcJazzy
    @NivellenMcJazzy 2 роки тому +54

    I can’t believe Steve and Fiona from Shameless were the main characters in this lmfao

    • @caseyh8386
      @caseyh8386 2 роки тому +2

      I was so confused by this comment and then I realised you didn't mean our shameless 😂

    • @wilmaso
      @wilmaso 2 роки тому +2

      Shameless for being in this movie. The irony.

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 2 роки тому +1

    I always had this theory that this movie was originally going to be about Gohan. Like think about it: high school, the talk about being nonviolent, Chi-Chi feels more like Videl then Chi-Chi, even the actor sorta looks more like Gohan and Goku. I think they changed it because Goku’s obviously the more popular and iconic character and they didn’t bother to really change the story to accommodate the different character.

  • @PleasentDddd
    @PleasentDddd 2 роки тому +13

    Ah yes Goku. The guy who was tricked into marriage, has two kids but never kissed his wife, and decided to train instead of spending time with his family any time he could. Truly a romantic.

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 2 роки тому +58

    Gotta love how Pig's hair is closer to Anime Bulma's than the actual live action Bulma!

  • @sean_mccadden
    @sean_mccadden 2 роки тому +127

    On the flying part, Goku actually didn’t learn how to fly until after he was already a full grown adult. I don’t remember exactly when but it wasn’t until DBZ while this set during Dragon Ball. Until he learned how to fly he used flying Nimbus who he got from Master Roshi after helping the turtle get home. Also the Bulma/yamcha romance is actually legit, they immediately were into each other right away except Yamcha was actually scared of her in a shy kind of way. So somethings were right just set at the wrong time period

    • @illegalfoodz8402
      @illegalfoodz8402 2 роки тому +11

      He was still a teen when he learned air dance. That was during the time he trained at kamis. Which is in dragonball not z.
      But yes u are correct that he could not yet fly.

    • @sean_mccadden
      @sean_mccadden 2 роки тому +3

      @@illegalfoodz8402 Yeah I just learned I was wrong watching Totally Not Mark’s latest video on Dragon ball. He was still in his late teens I believe, would’ve been around the time he was graduating instead this seems like he was supposed to be 15 or 16 in this movie. Obviously the timeline is completely messed up in this movie either way 😅

    • @illegalfoodz8402
      @illegalfoodz8402 2 роки тому +1

      Lo true.

    • @thechatteringclown
      @thechatteringclown 2 роки тому +1

      @@sean_mccadden hmm, i was fairly certain goku couldn't really fly until his fight with vegeta. sure, he did do some air manipulation during the 23rd tenka-ichi budokai, but he's still always using the nimbus to fly around until his fight with vegeta, indicating that he still couldn't fly by himself at this point. not to mention, if he could fly at that point, he would have had a much easier time traveling snakeway and wouldn't have needed to run the entire way.

    • @StarRaider12345
      @StarRaider12345 2 роки тому +1

      I got the manga I thought he did do it maybe I’m wrong

  • @adamsarufan2656
    @adamsarufan2656 Місяць тому +1

    9:00 to be fair. Goku didnt fly until he got nimbus and then he learned to fly by himself from master roshis rival school. Way after he met roshi.

  • @tylerabernathy643
    @tylerabernathy643 2 роки тому

    I try to put as many people on your music as possible. That shit is fire and I have many friends who agree. We’re rooting for you!

  • @TheChaosDragoness
    @TheChaosDragoness 2 роки тому +127

    When I was younger and considering getting into Dragon Ball, this was the first thing I found. I saw it at my local library and thought to myself "Hey maybe it's a good introduction to the series." Tried to watch it twice, fell asleep not even halfway through it both times. This movie almost made me not become a Dragon Ball fan, had it not been for reading the OG Dragon Ball manga in high school and my fiancé helping me get more into the series, I would have abandoned it altogether.

    • @jboy11123
      @jboy11123 2 роки тому +27

      your fiance brought you back from the dark void left by dragon ball evolution

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness 2 роки тому +7

      @@jboy11123 Yes he did, and I can't thank him enough for it.

    • @shadowofthenorthstar989
      @shadowofthenorthstar989 2 роки тому +8

      @@TheChaosDragoness you poor thing atleast you purified your eyes with the source material

    • @forastero54321
      @forastero54321 2 роки тому +10

      Just imagine how many potential fans this movie destroyed.

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness 2 роки тому +5

      @@forastero54321 And I was almost a casualty myself at that.

  • @GamingintheAM0801
    @GamingintheAM0801 2 роки тому +220

    I think Piccolo's actor was alright. He was the only one who had actually read the manga, and he said even before the film came out that he hates what the script did to his character.

    • @a.j.duncan2050
      @a.j.duncan2050 2 роки тому +82

      If I remember correctly, the actor had to argue to get them to make Piccolo green.

    • @TheBlackAntagonist
      @TheBlackAntagonist 2 роки тому +46

      All they had to do to make this movie more accurate was to make the movie about Gohan instead of Goku. The Goku we got was more like the Gohan we ended up with as a teen and Chi-Chi is so Videl like it's uncanny. Plus we could get a live action Mr. Satan, which would be hilarious.

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 2 роки тому +27

      @@a.j.duncan2050 Bruh, They really Didn't Know Anything about Dragon Ball when they made this Movie

    • @GamingintheAM0801
      @GamingintheAM0801 2 роки тому +14

      @@a.j.duncan2050 Yeah, if I'm remembering right, they wanted to make him yellow at first.

    • @dandy-dani
      @dandy-dani 2 роки тому +17

      I thought geeku read it like studied it for the part and they told him to fuck off lmao

  • @irain4927
    @irain4927 2 роки тому +7

    I can't wait for his reaction to that upcoming Naruto live action movie. That's the only exposure to it i'll have.

  • @_The_Worst_
    @_The_Worst_ 2 роки тому +2

    😮...He just plumb wished him back to life, like whoa, that's incredible...🤯💯✔

  • @Persephone_07
    @Persephone_07 2 роки тому +20

    Did you know that Chi Chi is so much of a Goku love interest that the only time Jamie Chung (Chi Chi’s actress) ever interacts with another actor than Justin Chatwin (Goku’s actor) is when she’s playing Mai pretending to be Chi Chi.

  • @sas_aran6410
    @sas_aran6410 2 роки тому +97

    I cant wait for the inevitable twitch gameplay, its gonna be great!
    Update: IM A GOOD NOODLE

    • @myranda8933
      @myranda8933 2 роки тому

      YES ME TOO
      I'm so sad I'll miss the party tho

  • @nicechad
    @nicechad 2 роки тому

    So I just found your channel and every video I watch is a different hair style
    WTF... I love it

  • @lornelthaltmer
    @lornelthaltmer 2 роки тому

    basically the noises turned you into bobcat goldthwait before he sought help. That force as you call it is actually cannon in DBZ, its more appropriate name is kenisis, as favorite ability of frieza. King Kai used it as well. and as did Piccolo and evil king piccolo.

  • @Lone_Strider
    @Lone_Strider 2 роки тому +74

    Goku does care about relationships though. Just not the dating, sex having, kind of stuff. He also cares about Chichi a whole lot, which they explore more in Super.

    • @raisp6073
      @raisp6073 2 роки тому +7

      Also goku got VERY angry hearing Black killed her

    • @MysteryBounty
      @MysteryBounty 2 роки тому +4

      Super literally made it worse by Goku saying he never kissed Chichi 🤣

    • @Lone_Strider
      @Lone_Strider 2 роки тому

      @@MysteryBounty What, how? What you said makes 0 sense in any manner of thinking.

    • @BatMan-jd5rc
      @BatMan-jd5rc 2 роки тому

      @@MysteryBounty What? That part was stupidly funny lol

    • @MysteryBounty
      @MysteryBounty 2 роки тому +4

      @@BatMan-jd5rc He has 2 fucking kids with the woman, so hes been banging her for 20+ years in world but they never kissed? Super turned goku into a fucking idiot where before he was naive about the world he wasnt stupid.

  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 2 роки тому +147

    Biggest problems I find apart from the damn Power... Mai is damn weak... Against Gohan she would lose so bad...
    Then Piccolo never seen Gohan! Goku killed Gohan by going into a damn app form!!!! When he was a damn young as kid!!!!!!!!!!!
    Here he is a teenager, when damn Gohan is dead for damn ages....
    And then the whole control of the ape.... Just NO!!!!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH this movie is so damn frustrating!!!
    oh and Goku is a damn martial arts talent... he saw Kamehameha ones and did it!!!!!!
    And then Goku getting mad like that about those bullies! And Goku going to SCHOOL!!!???? WHAAATTTTTTTTT!!!

    • @BadKDSky
      @BadKDSky 2 роки тому +4

      Damn

    • @kaisodai212
      @kaisodai212 2 роки тому +15

      Why dis sound like a 13 year old boutta go super saiyan

    • @Conceptcreator
      @Conceptcreator 2 роки тому +7

      @@kaisodai212 who says I didn't go super saiyan? hahahaha

    • @snowrios8084
      @snowrios8084 2 роки тому +3

      if you wanna get technical, Goku does learn to control his Oozaru, its how he achieves Super Saiyan 4

    • @dragonmaster3030
      @dragonmaster3030 2 роки тому +1

      @@snowrios8084 except it's also using power of super Saiyan similar to ssj 3 and this movie is concocted before z, so no super Saiyan powers what so ever

  • @Mamba503
    @Mamba503 2 роки тому +3

    Is nobody gonna talk about him saying Roku instead of Roshi? 😂
    Also Mafuba is what the Evil Containment Wave is called in Japanese as well as the sub

  • @Zunedoodle77
    @Zunedoodle77 2 роки тому

    Im sorry for your loss, time can never be gotten back

  • @Khranok
    @Khranok 2 роки тому +96

    I'm surprised you took issue with Piccolo crushing the house when in the anime they always have these one time BS powers like Piccolo just being able to change peoples clothes 😂

    • @lukeeasterling1457
      @lukeeasterling1457 2 роки тому +28

      CLOTHES BEAM!!!

    • @patientnr.0409
      @patientnr.0409 2 роки тому +6

      Umm if the clothes thing references Son Gohan, Piccolo didn't do that, that was his son.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 роки тому +11

      “You can’t crush a house but you can sporadically change peoples’ clothes” this is the kind of power design I truly appreciate. You can’t do traditionally big things, but a whole bunch of quirky bullshit is all yours. Exquisite.

    • @skittlezdapanda2965
      @skittlezdapanda2965 2 роки тому +5

      @@patientnr.0409 Maybe Piccolo Senior had a Shanty Town Beam and Piccolo Jrs version is a clothes beam lol

    • @patientnr.0409
      @patientnr.0409 2 роки тому +6

      @@skittlezdapanda2965 A shanty town beam huh? Usually that would be stupid but in Dragon Ball It sounds like tuesday.

  • @brookhall8957
    @brookhall8957 2 роки тому +33

    Quick fact: the creator of dragon ball was so annoyed by Evolution that's why he made Dragon ball super.

    • @Jetblast01
      @Jetblast01 2 роки тому +6

      It was a tragedy on ALL fronts...

    • @shadowofthenorthstar989
      @shadowofthenorthstar989 2 роки тому +5

      and that was also garbage lmao

    • @gianninewell2711
      @gianninewell2711 2 роки тому +2

      @@shadowofthenorthstar989hey I would say the anime was disappointing it had lame deign for transformation,plot hole, overuse ssjblue, power scaling is messed up, I mean 17 matched up against ssjblue god Goku, they make the characters irrelevant to the anime, not enough screen for some character.

    • @illegalfoodz8402
      @illegalfoodz8402 2 роки тому

      @@gianninewell2711 yep super is all over the place.

  • @charxthekoopaking5673
    @charxthekoopaking5673 2 роки тому +33

    As a gigantic female Dragon Ball fan, I feel the same way. I was cringing watching the movie. My parents thought something was wrong with me and I had to go to the hospital or something because of how pained my expression looked.

    • @animextime3918
      @animextime3918 2 роки тому

      thats anime live action adaptation for you

  • @probablysomeguy4806
    @probablysomeguy4806 2 роки тому +1

    5:30 cool video dude but King Piccolo had a floating ship in the anime too

  • @Cp-71
    @Cp-71 2 роки тому +81

    "Air bending? That's the wrong anime, a*shole" - Possum Reviews

    • @Cp-71
      @Cp-71 2 роки тому +3

      @@LYNN-id9rb Well, that's the joke ._.

    • @TigerWolf111
      @TigerWolf111 2 роки тому +2

      @@Cp-71 it is though.

    • @JJRBones
      @JJRBones 2 роки тому +2

      @@LYNN-id9rb it's an anime

    • @irvinalexanderflores
      @irvinalexanderflores 2 роки тому

      @@JJRBones it's an American cartoon

    • @JJRBones
      @JJRBones 2 роки тому

      @@irvinalexanderflores cartoon = anime

  • @sbvinyl910
    @sbvinyl910 2 роки тому +32

    Fun fact! The guy who plays Piccolo, James Marsters, played the character Zamasu in the English dub of DB Super!

    • @jaylic5812
      @jaylic5812 2 роки тому +1

      Well that's cool!

    • @vinhallen
      @vinhallen 2 роки тому +2

      And to think JM was/is? a huge anime fan. I remember interviews with him about this movie, he was so excited and optimistic about playing Piccolo. 😥

    • @Supernova--88
      @Supernova--88 2 роки тому +4

      He's probably the only good part of this movie even if he did have to play a crap version of Piccolo. I've liked him for a long time because of his character Spike in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series.

  • @saberfangwolf7
    @saberfangwolf7 2 роки тому +4

    This man's hair is bluer than the actress who plays Bulma's is.

  • @da-vidcargill4975
    @da-vidcargill4975 Рік тому

    the character ernie hudson played is a version of master Mutaito who was master roshi's master centuries ago, the one who created the evil containment wave technique and seal demon king piccolo away the first time.

  • @flynnhtt
    @flynnhtt 2 роки тому +13

    I feel like you dont remember the OG dragonball and not Z... where krillin isnt exactly a main character until Roshi's training starts. Yamcha, Goku and Bulma were the og crew.

  • @jordanmcnamara4967
    @jordanmcnamara4967 2 роки тому +11

    I love how Gohan (who was roshi’s student) is old like in the anime, but roshi is like 30

  • @RichieD36
    @RichieD36 2 роки тому

    I liked this video cause of the pain you put yourself through thanks trooper.

  • @AnnerzDrum
    @AnnerzDrum 2 роки тому +1

    I am so upset that I am just discovering this channel TODAY! BionicPIG is PEAK!! Hilarity! Definite binge. ✊🏿👍🏿🙌🏿🤣

  • @Prod.YAMADA
    @Prod.YAMADA 2 роки тому +14

    Dragon Ball: WE'RE IN USA BABY!
    Christ... that's painful

  • @Shaggy_PacMan
    @Shaggy_PacMan 2 роки тому +34

    "Bulma outplays Goku."
    Technically it happens. Granted she hit him with a car and it was an accident, but still.
    And in terms of brain, yeah. She always outplays Goku.

  • @jr_fishing9287
    @jr_fishing9287 2 роки тому +3

    this movie came out when I was in highschool. I remember my friend being so pumped about this movie and I was like. " dude its going to be horrible. are you kidding me look at the poster." I couldn't convince him it was going to be terrible. he went to see it. I did not. he died alittle inside. I laughed at his expense

  • @Chijiko
    @Chijiko 2 роки тому +3

    Funny story I was so hype for DBE and when i finally watched it, it made me physically ill because I'm a huge DBZ nerd and all the wrong things made my head explode LOL

  • @silver7215
    @silver7215 2 роки тому +43

    Remember tho, if it wasn’t for this, DB wouldn’t have revived. DBE is what made Toriyama make Battle of Gods and Resurrection of F and therefore DBS, which I don’t agree with it being boring, especially with the ToP and the DBS Broly movie

    • @spartacussmith7070
      @spartacussmith7070 2 роки тому +12

      Fans: You're evil!
      DBE: I'm necessary evil.

    • @FamiliarlyFrigid
      @FamiliarlyFrigid 2 роки тому +23

      If that's true, that's kinda hilarious. Like Toriyama saw this and was like "Oh hell no, we're not going out like this"

    • @silver7215
      @silver7215 2 роки тому +14

      @@FamiliarlyFrigid it pretty much went like that

    • @wolfmanflame12
      @wolfmanflame12 2 роки тому +3

      @@silver7215 Finally found someone else who doesn't think DBS is boring.

    • @silver7215
      @silver7215 2 роки тому +2

      @@wolfmanflame12 yeah, I don’t understand why he said that, makes me think he didn’t watch all of it, or the Broly movie, cuz that shit was fire

  • @sydgriffiths1237
    @sydgriffiths1237 2 роки тому +11

    That's funny because the "must control/accept the monkey/osaru" part is litterally the natural way for sayans to ascend to ssj4, I was hyped but no, this was written as if it was a headache

  • @juliansosa4764
    @juliansosa4764 2 роки тому

    Found your youtube account during an acid binge and u my favorite

  • @thefilmwatcher1302
    @thefilmwatcher1302 3 місяці тому +1

    Just to clear things up on the Evil Containment Wave: calling it the Mafuba is actually correct. They only call it “Evil Containment Wave” in the English dub of original DB and Super.

  • @susssybakas
    @susssybakas 2 роки тому +41

    You have my utmost respect for staying through this god awful of an adaptation

  • @vegeta2998
    @vegeta2998 2 роки тому +13

    I learned that these actors researched to be there characters cause they was a fan of the series but then when they learned everything and did all that work the entire script was changed on them so they did not have much time to change much nor train fully to be the new way

    • @Dwight1295
      @Dwight1295 2 роки тому +1

      I am sure the actor who played goku. Cried when he was done shooting the movie [ to never work with the devils who came up with this joke of been a movie].

  • @isaacallen3404
    @isaacallen3404 2 роки тому

    Bro ur funny asf this my first time ever watching u !!! U should def review horror movies too

  • @schieleinboy2188
    @schieleinboy2188 2 роки тому

    Love your content man. Very funny and interesting to watch. It would awesome if you did Treasure Planet some time soon.

  • @SavvyMuhon
    @SavvyMuhon 2 роки тому +28

    Akira Toriyama actually created Dragonball Super BECAUSE of this atrocity of an "adaptation."

    • @nathanielnalls2578
      @nathanielnalls2578 2 роки тому +1

      So good did come out of this mess

    • @Zanaki113
      @Zanaki113 2 роки тому

      I read he made super because of GT.

    • @jeremiahbennett3004
      @jeremiahbennett3004 2 роки тому +2

      @@Zanaki113 nah, it was cause of this, he just decanonized gt because super had come out

  • @silver7215
    @silver7215 2 роки тому +39

    If we’re talking about horrible adaptations, can we talk about Eragon? Like, Saphira was about the only good thing, as in, the CG was decent. Everything else was garbo

    • @Promthanius
      @Promthanius 2 роки тому

      The book is so bad and somehow the movie was worse!

    • @chenstormstout9456
      @chenstormstout9456 2 роки тому +1

      I was young when I read that book. Is it really that bad? Like now I can’t reread it because I’m afraid it sucks as much as people say it does.

    • @silver7215
      @silver7215 2 роки тому +6

      @@chenstormstout9456 i feel like that’s his own personal opinion, as everything is subjective, I personally enjoyed it and do not agree with @Promthanius at all

    • @chenstormstout9456
      @chenstormstout9456 2 роки тому

      @@silver7215 I’ve just heard from a lot of people over the years that it’s poorly written.

    • @silver7215
      @silver7215 2 роки тому +5

      @@chenstormstout9456 i mean, it is generally geared towards young adults, so maybe it’s simple, and according to a google search I just did, apparently the author was 15 when he wrote and had it published, sooo there’s that

  • @natefontana5757
    @natefontana5757 2 роки тому

    I'm sorry for your loss

  • @conandabarbarian
    @conandabarbarian 2 роки тому +3

    This sounds like a fanfic gone wrong somehow turned into a movie
    😆😆😆😭

  • @TheLaLeeee
    @TheLaLeeee 2 роки тому +27

    9:05 Correction, he can't fly, this is an "adaptation" of Dragon Ball, not Dragon Ball Z and he doesn't have his magical flying cloud in this.

    • @janhaisenko5061
      @janhaisenko5061 2 роки тому +4

      Tomatoes, tomatoes... He doesn't have his magic rod, nor the cloud and that is a criminal act to the source material like forgetting to put Krillin in. That's his point, but technically you are correct, sir.

  • @rashbandi9835
    @rashbandi9835 2 роки тому +8

    The only way this universe makes sense is if you imagine that it’s a high school AU

  • @kuzunohaxiv7912
    @kuzunohaxiv7912 2 роки тому

    Hey Bionic have you seen "The warriors way"? is a movie about a ninja who raises a baby from an enemy clan and goes to an American dessert to be a laundry man I think? it's really dumb but it's great for something like this

  • @Nixus237
    @Nixus237 2 роки тому +2

    They actually got the name of the mafuba correct (evil containment wave) and that’s like the one thing they got right

  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 2 роки тому +18

    I am sorry you had to go through hell....

  • @grahamfahlman
    @grahamfahlman 2 роки тому +11

    I finally watched DBZ evolution and it killed my soul to see what they did to a great show.... That's a better title for this video.

  • @kevingoodman3448
    @kevingoodman3448 2 роки тому

    The last minute n half is golden, especially the last bit

  • @talkwithqueentia9036
    @talkwithqueentia9036 2 роки тому

    I can’t believe you made it to the end of the movie! I turned it off after the house party lol Thank you for doing the job no one wants too! 🙏🏾