Catwoman Was A Mistake
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I apologize for the low audio level. I didnt even realize it until I uploaded. I WILL BE BETTER
Editing takes forever dont sweat it. I loved this review!
You're hilarious
Didn’t even notice
don't be sorry be better
imagine not turning up the volume to hear the audio better. >:(
Every live action "cat like" movie has gone down in history as uncomfortable to watch
Cats and dogs wasnt bad
@@conradlorgar5508 the bad guy cat was actually hilarious
You should watch cat people (the original, the remake is trash) and the curse of the cat people. They're masterpieces of their generation. And, tbh, catwoman could have had a movie like that and it would've been great.
Maybe because cat mannerisms and activity kinda look cringe and stupid when done by anything except a cat.
Puss in boots wasn't that bad.
I appreciate Peta Jones giving out genuine information about cats ngl
Even Peta Jones is better informed than actual PETA
@@DestructionatorWitch d a m n
Yeah. Ole Peta jones, he means well. For a minute I thought you was going to talk about how dairy cows live miserable lives on the dairy farm. How their teets get blisters from always being hooked up to those machines and how when they give birth their babies are ripped from them so that they can keep the mother cow lactating to get that delicious creamy milk. Personally I don't like milk. It tastes all right it tastes good and I like it with my cereal. But if I drink too much it makes me feel like I want to throw up. Maybe I'm becoming lactose intolerant in my older age much like a cat
@@rebeccaspookyduran7864 I mean that has nothing to do with cats so I'm not sure why in a comedy video about catwoman you thought there would be random depressing speech about cows
@@DestructionatorWitch 0ppls ¹¹wwo98
My sister actually called the fire department a couple of years ago when her cat was in a tree (he was still small and he was up there for a while already.) They were nice about it but were like, “Yeah, we don’t _actually_ do that. Don’t worry he’ll come down when he’s hungry.” So my sister got a ladder to get him herself.
That's really funny
Lmao they for sure do get scared to come back down
They always show in kids movies (or other) that calling the fire department when a cat gets stuck in a tree is the right thing to do. That's odd they would want kids to remember something like that even though your not supposed to do that IRL
@@burgerboy3461 yeah I wonder why that's so common in cartoons
@@Red-jl1qr firetrucks have ladders?
I love how her powers are so bad that the main villain in the movie is just a normal human being
I don’t think that she even had powers in the comics
Spoiler alert: she doesn’t
You'd be surprised how evil humans actually are
😂😂😂
well not really normal, Her skin is meta level hard due to the chemicals used in their cosmetic make up which is a major plot point in the film of how it’s poisoning people
Fun fact: She didn't write Sorry on the coffee cup. The barista did.
I just knew you would point this out. 😉
I......
I feel like this is both an earth shaking fact but also another thing to add to the list of why this movie is so bad it's good.
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid the movie is amazing!
That awkward moment when you re-hire your dead employee
I mean, yzma's voice actor did play the live action catwoman in the Batman and robin series from like the 60s
Must be short staffed.
@@breaktheboxgaming7902 yzma’s voice actor? Her name is Eartha kitt
@@Imxel21and she’s an icon!
This movie actually made me like Halle Berry. I've never seen the movie, I just saw her at the Razzies after the film came out. She won the worst actress award for the film and instead of ignoring it, showed up to the Razzies and gave this great speech like it was the best actress oscar. That's class.
What a queen!
Sandra bullock did the same
@@cocolime6496 And? They were talking about Halle Berry not Sandra Bullock. They also didn’t say she was the only one either, Halle Berry is just more relevant to the video.
@@rizma_dizma4391 alright chill. i just thought they might like to know
@@cocolime6496 thanks for saying, that's actually interesting, i didn't know, damn people are sensitive
She really was like "I'm a shy wall flower. Oh wait, now I have cat powers! Next step: getting fetish clothing and a Karen haircut!"
Damn, WONDERFUL summary!
Girl boss behavior
@@lobsterspasta Gaslight, gatecat, girlboss
to be fair thats actually cat woman's origin
@@LazyKingAus She's had at least five origins.
Look, I'm not someone who reads the comics, but I know that Catwoman's name is Selina Kyle, not... Patience or whatever her name was
My dad tricked my stepmom into naming their cat Selina so he could call her Selina Kyle 😂
"bro, did you see that? Patience lost her patience when she became catwoman. That's some big brain shit right there"
@@NukaCorgi it was the same origin as the old batman film
She falls off a building a cat breaths on her and she wakes up with a new personality and skills
@@conradlorgar5508 just goes to show how much presentation matters lol
@@calisha1889 or maybe the batman film didnt focus on it enough to highlight how dumb that was
Salina: was literally just a homeless tracer kid
This movie: her name is Patience and she got pissed on by a cat so now cat
What's a tracer kid?
@@ejm1225 someone who does parkour, I think
At least Halle Berry was a good sport about accepting her Razzie.
@@IbadGrammarX wut?
@@IbadGrammarX username checks out
She worked hard for that razzie, good for her
unfair imo, her performance was the best part of this movie
Her acceptance speech was great too. She even called out the weird, creepy, French director.
i think it should be a new tradition that every time Peta Jones is in a video, he gives us a fun fact about the animal he’s talking about
While shooting the person that is listening to him on the arm
And then shoots Pig
I love how Bionic is wearing Elvis the Alien merch he is now truly alien bacon
Thanks for having PETA Jones educate people on the lactose-intolerance of cats. I know too many people who feed their cats milk and then wonder why the end up with vet bills.
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And even if you really wanna give milk to your cat, there's milk specifically made for cats that you can buy pretty much everywhere where you can get pet food, so i really don't understand why some people insist on giving them regular milk.
@@user-nl8xo2xq4w Many cartoon do depict cat like to drink milk(Tom and Jerry for example), just like rabbit like to eat carrot even though it's not good for the rabbit irl.
Not all cats are.
@@huntsman9316 still shouldn’t do it in case they are, give them healthier treats
Have you smelled cat's breath? It really can wake you from the dead and make your pupils go vertical.
mmm... fishy
@@shinget HAHAHAHAHAH
@@shinget 😂😂😂
woah she cut her curly hair off and now it’s straight and perfectly styled??! now that’s a superpower
Only thing i remember from this movie was that she got swarmed by cats.
The only thing good about this movie was the cats
How about the cat burping in her mouth.
All I remember is her wearing leather clothing and climbing a building
The fact that I loved this as a young teen was the first sign I was a lesbian. Honestly, its the only plausible explaination I can think of
Me too like watching this movie should've been the first sign that I was bisexual
omggggggg yess same thing im 27y old now and i was a teen , it made me very gay..
About the beauline side effects, i can wholeheartedly say that people WILL still buy that shit if you give it to boss babes to shill. monat still makes money.
Thought the same thing. He thinks wayyy too highly of people. Does he not realize people use meth, heroine, and cocaine regularly despite the risk of death? People would be all over face cream lol
I think you're misunderstanding. He's not saying people wont buy it, he's saying that people will buy and the company will get sued and lose all their money, and is saying 'the corporation isnt stupid enough to think nobody will find out about all the side effects, right?'
10:42
"Wow that was un-Bear-able..."
"Wait is this a fucking dog? God damn it"
Her trying to sound like a cat just sounds like Yzma.
Which is funny because Eartha Kitt is the original catwoman.
@@thefruitsong Well, not THE first Catwoman but one of the first. She was amazing!
@@alexgarra5128 yeah she was the 3rd one
Well makes sense
Nothings worse than the storm line from the first X-Men movie: “Do you know what happens to a Toad that’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else”
I actually laughed at this.
Apparently that was a filler line meant to be changed later but they kept it because they liked it
Hey when you can electrocute people and control the weather I think a few cringy lines are to be expected. Not like anyone she's fighting would live long enough to mock her for it, Charles and Jean are too busy to point out her lackluster quipping, Scott was saving all his attitude for anytime someone looked at Jean so he couldn't take the time to help Storm there.
When I was a little kid my parents wouldn't let me watch this because it was too sexual and too innapropriate, I've never been so happy that they protected me from watching this disaster of a movie
Ok I'll admit it that was a GENIUS transition between PETA Jones telling straight *cat facts* and the G-Fuel ad 👏
No wonder I became a pole dancer, this was my favorite movie when I was 10
Lmaoo love this comment
I'm not a a pole dancer, and I didn't watch this when I was ten. I think you're onto something.
@@sirshotty7689 big brain time
Wow, I was around 10 when I first saw this as well (with 1 of my younger cousins).
@@wowamber5107 our brains are expanding, and growing wrinkles
The “It’s PETA Jones” sound byte is my favorite sound, I just love the intonation of it
I watched this when I was like nine and had no idea for *years* that she was meant to be the same Catwoman from Batman
10:30 I love how the glass breaks before he even hits it lmao
Oh good, I'm not crazy then. I didn't know if anyone else noticed that or not so I just kept rewinding it and thinking to myself, "There's no way that glass broke before he hit it."
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
😂😂😂😂
"Kinda reminds me of how I met my wife."
Imagine the day his son finally asks "Dad, how did you meet Mom?" Boy, that's gonna be one heck of a conversation.
I think he has a daughter
How I met your mother-next generation. lol
she should have just used code pig when getting some gfuel instead of going threw all this junk
the scene of her hissing at dogs brought back memories
I' m one of those people that will forever love this movie no matter how bad it is. This was the first movie I saw as a kid were the hero was a girl and not a guy (batman, superman, spiderman ect. ) I was memorized! I had never seen a girl depicted as a badass vigilante in a movie before. This awful movie will always have a special place in my heart.
Sometimes the worst movies are the best
Same but I kinda wish it was connected to Batman because I love their relationship
@@lucapeyrefitte6899 Same. I loved Batman TAS as a kid partially for Batman's relationships with villains
@Jayden Kingsley they said it was the first they saw when they were a kid, so new movies don’t count
@Jayden Kingsley How about you shut the fuck up and let people enjoy things.
i had forgotten how bad this movie was, oh my god
also god damn i love Peta Jones
I love Halle Berry but yeah..they really dropped the ball on Catwoman.
I always feel so sad when I see supposedly strong women being OVERLY sexualized and on top of that the Production always makes sure that she can never really beat a guy by simply being physically stronger 🙁
the literally uno reverse card of feminist main character/movies
I'm pretty sure you feel devastated as well when you watch a muscular men half naked appearing on screen...
Arnelor Vaast my pants do.
@@MisterGoofy lol I think it’s different from half naked only
Like I dun have any problem with cat woman’s outfit lol
The overly sexual part I think the commenter was talking about is the game
Like they legit pan throughout her body boobs all that stuff lol while there are moans and breathing voice
I’ll have a problem when they decide to make Superman overly sexual lol
Like panning down Superman’s muscular bare chest while he moans and makes weird sexy breathing voice lol
@@MisterGoofy I would love to see a sexy man who is physically weak use his sexy charms to seduce people into not fighting him or whatever because we never see male characters like that. honestly, men are too masculinized in media tho and I'd love more strong silent type women who don't use their ✨sexy charm✨to get away with stuff, as well as more soft emotional men. fuck all gender stereotypes.
i had the biggest crush on catwoman when i was a wee child.
the love for cat ears now makes a lot of sense.
AlphaMale 666 i am not a woman, also, no
@AlphaMale 666 bro shut the fuck up please
@AlphaMale 666 can't even spell 'useless' lmao
@AlphaMale 666 im not wasting my time on a troll like you lmao have fun being delusional
@@tallic967 nice pfp
Some kid has this guy as father.
Some people are luckier than others I guess.
The glass broke before the dude hit it 😂
I almost forgot about this movie, I feel like Catwoman and Electra's movie has the same energy. Also playing shitty games based on movies would be a fantastic idea!
Imagine if all of the cats acted like ninjas in CATS the musical? 🤔
would have been much better honestly
@@cocolime6496 Or much more horrifying.
@@ejm1225 Well cats are efficient little murder machines so a horror movie about ninja cats makes sense on some level. Dumb but far from the dumbest thing I've heard as the premise for a movie
I read the title as “Catwoman vs a Mistake”
Well I'm glad you're smart enough to realize that it's not possible since you're not a part of the DC universe
So she's gonna fight me. Huh
@@angryboi595 ROFL 🤣
She gonna fight Twitter?
So catwoman vs my brother
I watched this movie with my mom and I don't think I picked up on like half the plot points, you explained things I had never heard of before lol
knowing the pain he went through on the first stream of the game makes me feel bad for him.
I loved the movie as a kid it's so nostalgic 😭
@AlphaMale 666 welll to bad for you I'm a male so I must be a beta😋 I bet you're also a beta lol
It’s more of a guilty pleasure
@AlphaMale 666 what am I bragging about 😂
@AlphaMale 666 If I don't?🤔
@AlphaMale 666 oh its u again, hallo alpha Chad mega gamer
First it was the game, now it's the movie...what a purrrrfect idea 🐱
BDSM lingerie always makes the best crime fighting outfit🙃
Or crime causing attaire
It doesn't allow you to be nimble
I’m gunna be honest..I truly for got how bad this movie was. Lol I thought it was one of those “people are overreacting it’s not THAT bad” type of movies. This just brought a slew of memories I had long forgotten 😂
I remember loving this movie as a kid. This movie is a catastrophe though. But it's so bad its good. 26:53 what is going on with the glitching? Is the game broken?
I appreciate the catastrophe pun, intentional or not
Fr i thought it was so sick when i was young. But i thought so for Avatar as well lmaooo
Yea i watched daredevil again and feel exactly the same
@@TR-iy1lv I apurreciate that you liked my pun. It was totally intentional. Most people think puns are clawful, but it's pretty pawsome that you like puns.
@@sirbeanlord6183 Daredevil wasn't A very good Movie but it's A billions times better than this Piece of Trash
"Cat people arent real"
All the catgirls and catboys: 😔what are we then
Not people
We're reality defying beings then >:3
Furries OwO UwuU akaoajwjqiwjr
Disappointments
Heck you pig, cat people rights
Besides the Tim Burton movie, this was the first iteration of Catwoman I ever saw. I legit thought the backstory and everything in the movie was canon to the comic books.
Catwoman is never or never was a mistake, she is too great!
This movie was however
The thing im confused about is how does she go from her just gaining powers and being a normal person learning about their powers, to cat woman from the comics after years of her having her powers. Like she has the suit, skill, the catchphrases this pacing
I don't think Catwoman has powers in the comics, she's just crazy athletic like Batman. I'm not a Batman expert by any means so I could be wrong, but this movie is literally the only time I ever remember seeing her explicitly have supernatural abilities.
@@FireFog44 depends on the comic but you’re right, she’s just a gymnast
@@FireFog44 Your right, but still in the comics catwoman is a martial arts master, better then Olympic athletes, etc and in this she has actual powers. But either way she somehow has learned martial arts fighting in 1-2 days with 0 training.
I remember watching this movie as a kid and just being confused on what was going. Can't say I hate it thou
Ehhh???? yes you can.
10:30 - the glass breaks before he's even close to touching it.
The one thing I like about this movie is that Halle Berry actually accepted her Razzie award in person
18:27 Everyone knows cats are half-liquid animals.
Can you really call this movie a mistake when it was my sexual awakening as a lesbian🤔
CGI cat aside, I LOVE THIS MOVIE
Yes, yes, yes you can call this movie a mistake
The main character is very shy and quiet, she is called Patience. Yes very slick movie.
Fun fact cats can actually squeeze through really tight places there are even videos of cats squeezing into rooms underneath closed doors
I clicked on this just to see him talk about the basketball scene.
You and Elvis playing the Shrek party game together would be epic
17:43 I always figured the cops showed up that fast because Mrs. Hedare called them ahead of time as part of her trap to frame Catwoman- if the cops see Catwoman running from the scene, it'll just make her look more guilty. If you notice, right after she throws the gun to Catwoman, Mrs. Hedare is ready to go into fake sobbing at the same time the cops show up, so she timed everything about the trap.
But Pig, Big Movie Studio™️ says “big beauty business™️” bad.
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Dude gryphology is an old psuedoscience technique they used before peer review was pushed as hard
Me: actually, cats are mostly la-
-PETA JONES BURSTS IN-
Nevermind.
2004 Catwoman is my guilty pleasure.
Honestly, best sponsor transition I have ever seen. Now I think PETA Jones has GFuel as a blood type.
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it may be a mistake but halle berry looked real good in that cat suit 🥵👀
A man of culture I see...
Yes.
Glad someone said it
Nah
@@chicoscience502 you must be gay or in denial 😐
I’m disappointed that he missed out on the chance for the title to say “Catwoman was a catastrophe”
9:35
"What's the best kinda firework to buy?"
"Wouldn't _you_ like to know, Weatherboy"
"...Where are your parents?"
10:30 the glass breaks before he even touches it 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️🥲
I love this movie so much because it made me feel so impowered as a girl. Because catwoman finds her strength in being more feminine, focused on her outward appearance and her sexuality. Compared to most strong women in movies being quirky, unfocused on there appearance and have more typical masculine qualities. Strong and good feminine characters had almost no place in the movies especially those made for a young girls like I was when this came out. I had a lot of insecurities about own femininity and believed it was wrong to try to look good or to present in a feminine way because I thought it would make me weak and sexual and wrong. I would bury myself in clothes I didn't even like. This movie really helped me through that.
Don't get me wrong it's a shit movie I just have a deep appreciation and love for it because it was the first time I saw a woman embrace the feminine side of themselves and not get shamed.
2:36 BionicPig, I want to bring this up to you since you seemed pretty confused. Yes, this actually happens, to get yelled at for using the wrong shade of red. My Digital Arts teacher had that happen to them before, and so did I. Other than that, its all bullshit.
Fun fact: unless they're obese, cats can squeeze their body into any opening the size of their head, given the elasticity of their shoulders (which is also why they can climb pretty well).
Catwoman walked so Bayonetta could run.
Meowsa! You gotta be kitten me! Mew have to be hissterical to not notice the clawver, purrfect writing in this movie! You sir, are appawling to not love this tail.
Oh, god. NO. Jesus, DON’T.
Don't ever speak to my wife and children again.
This was CATastrophic
Your worse than my handwriting
"..Having a cgi seagull zoom in super close to your face and go BHAP."
10/10 Best review
More oneliners on a minute than a 80's action movie on an hour.
Those first 2 words really took me out for a second
In the beginning, The boss gave her the Jefree Star treatment
I like how turning into Cat Woman gave her a Karen haircut LMFAO
I knew a dude in middle-school who had a Scratch-n-Sniff Catwoman (Halle Berry) Poster.
To this day I am still amazed that some company somewhere (probably in China) decided to make that product.
I gotta ask; what was it supposed to smell like?
This movie is still one of my fav moive, prob coz I watch my brother play the game when I was younger and watch the movie at the same time. The sound of the heels has stuck in my head for so long, like i love that sound sm that i realised i am highly effected by that sound even when im grown now.
Say what you will about this movie.
Halle Barry was HOT in that outfit.
Would love this movie to be remade with a stronger, more interesting plot and with the filming technology we have today. Catwoman was so inspiring to me growing up. She was the sexy badass anti-hero and it was so refreshing to see a female, black lead at the time. Halle Berry is stunning and was a good casting choice. But I don't think the predictable plot and special effects were good enough. I mean Batman and Superman are out here saving the world from nuclear bombs and alien invasions and Catwoman is saving women from face cream 💀💀 Doesn't do the character and her abilities justice. They really could have went so much further with it.
Also as cringey as it is, the cat puns and over-sexualized one liners have always been a part of catwoman's character, even in the comics and when she featured in Batman. I love them 😂
5:15 every video game company after 2015
This was in the 00s so almost every movie had a game lol
Okay, after seeing that Basket Ball scene, I understand why the person I knew was so obsessed with some weird stuff. She watched it when she was too young to understand it.
Weird stuff??
@@devillass6025 She became a butt toucher.
The series sounds like a great Idea. At least for chill streams. Dont think anyone is at the edge of their seat when you play Bolt. Still fun nontheless!
10:30 The glass broke before he even got to hit it 🤣
This was the type of movie I loved. And I did. I also loved spy kids, and that spy animal thing
Oh no I remember liking this movie, I cant wait to see how yet another movie I used to like as a kid was actually dog do do😭😭
Catwomen isn't soppoussed to have powers though she's kinda like Batman
Shes poor kinky batman
i didn't even realize the gfuel bit was an ad until the code popped up, that's how good the segue was
i've been inside for so long that when he made the un-bear-able pun i said "that's a dog" out loud as if he could hear me,
Holy shit peta Jones just made my day. So happy to see peta again 😆
Is “Patience” a real name?
Prob, this is america and Hope and Faith are real names so
@@pardalita Good points.
“Sir patience died”
“What? Lol I have a ton of patients!”
“No your son “patients” died”
24:49 To be fair, what cats do when they're idle? They either sleep or lick their, you know, downstairs business. I'll take that «touchy» scene over Catwoman doing the hygiene routine (at least in a game).
10:37
i feel like that was a reference to Ertha Kitt's rendition of catwoman in the 60s batman