My friends got banned from FaceBook twice for "explicit content" and all he did both times was post pictures of goats ... So either he was posting some sexy goats or FB thinks all goats are sexy.
I posted a German Shepard puppy with a Nazi flag and got banned from facebook live for 30 days but I got the last laugh cause I don't use facebook live 😂
When I was 16 I had a friend who worked at McDonalds and the day before he quit we went in and ordered 100 nuggets and used his employee discount making it $16 and when they got it done the cashier walked up pissed and hollered "Here's your fucking nuggets!"
Yo, that light looked exactly like the shitty school lights at my school. At least, when I was allowed at school. Thank you Karl for making my time being stuck at home during Covid-19 just that little bit better.
I decided to make a rum and coke before clicking on the video just to find out that I had some messed up teenage years compared to you. I just hope, that one day, I'll get to enjoy good sesh of drinking with you all at Fact Fiend while telling all the horrific stories of our younger years
aye, bit of bad news karl, crystal still isn't that clean XD. funny hearing u talk about it because I can picture the setting perfectly because I live in Sheffield too
I have also been that bartender who has to clean the gents toilets and i genuinely had the smell off piss, crap and vomit soak into my skin, so for my shitty minimum wage I had the smell of human waste literally soak into my skin, not to mention i got tipped more in the gents toilets as pity,than i did working on the bar
One of my Navy buddies (who was also insanely charismatic like your friend) would occasionally use the pickup line "Are you free next weekend? Of course you are because this is America. You're welcome."
Here’s a drinking story from when I was about 22. My brother-in-law a few friends and I were doing triple drinks of Half and half rum and Coke pints, whiskey shots and beer chasers all night. About five in the morning I had to literally crawl to my bed because I couldn’t walk and when I woke up a few hours later I got back up. My sister then convince me that it was a good idea to run full speed and bellyflop on to the slip and slide that they had set up in their backyard which was a massive hill, when I hit the little pool at the bottom I sent myself flying through the air about 10 feet, hit the ground and slid the rest the way down into the neighbours fence almost smashing right through it. Standing up covered in cuts,friction burns and a shit load of grass and mud I went back over to the porch grabbed a breakfast beer and sat down to continue drinking
Please a second part of this Focus, it was brilliant.
My friends got banned from FaceBook twice for "explicit content" and all he did both times was post pictures of goats ... So either he was posting some sexy goats or FB thinks all goats are sexy.
My brother got a Facebook strike for posting a picture of himself with nipple rings so I guess men don't ned shirts unless they have peirced nipples.
Hahahaha
I posted a German Shepard puppy with a Nazi flag and got banned from facebook live for 30 days but I got the last laugh cause I don't use facebook live 😂
@Jo P because it was funny lol
Ik to post a picture of a male horse you need to photoshop its todger out, maybe the goat's todger was visible
'Bleeding with blood' yes typically that is how someone bleeds.
Haha wait till bleeding doesnt have blood #2020
When I was 16 I had a friend who worked at McDonalds and the day before he quit we went in and ordered 100 nuggets and used his employee discount making it $16 and when they got it done the cashier walked up pissed and hollered "Here's your fucking nuggets!"
1:40, that was a nice story to listen to while having cookies and milk, thanks Karl.
Yo, that light looked exactly like the shitty school lights at my school. At least, when I was allowed at school. Thank you Karl for making my time being stuck at home during Covid-19 just that little bit better.
Amen!
Well this video is 6 months old sooooooooooooo
I decided to make a rum and coke before clicking on the video just to find out that I had some messed up teenage years compared to you. I just hope, that one day, I'll get to enjoy good sesh of drinking with you all at Fact Fiend while telling all the horrific stories of our younger years
Fookin loved the stories, we need to hear more about your family and beans😂
aye, bit of bad news karl, crystal still isn't that clean XD. funny hearing u talk about it because I can picture the setting perfectly because I live in Sheffield too
wait thats what that was
I have also been that bartender who has to clean the gents toilets and i genuinely had the smell off piss, crap and vomit soak into my skin, so for my shitty minimum wage I had the smell of human waste literally soak into my skin, not to mention i got tipped more in the gents toilets as pity,than i did working on the bar
You do not know stench till you have personally man handled vomit, crap and stagnant solidified piss that has clumped up in the u bend of a urinal
I'm so ready to realise how much of an uninteresting teenager I am
Vicho V same
Same
Thanks to you I've started doing the open a beer with anything trick and I dare you to beat opening a beer with a clothes pin
"He was bleeding with blood."
I'll just leave this here.
I’ll call him Adam...cause that’s his name 😂😂😂
Well, superglue was invented in order to close wounds easily in like the Vietnam war
It was actually a failed attempt at making aircraft windshields, they couldn’t get it out of the mold.
@@cameronwebster6866 Beat me to it
Field medics would use it in combat to close minor wounds and lacerations as well :)
Love watching these videos at work really brightens up my day lol plus the looks are priceless
Everyone from sheff has a story involving Corp stairs they take lives
Had a friend of mine fall down them and damage her wrist, still carried on through the night like 😂
Karl spear fishing in the toilets while he had women surrounding him, is the funniest, best sentence ever
We are gona talk something
Wouldnt like it other way
PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE
I feel bad for the people who don’t know what bird means in the context of Adam’s story
Man I really enjoy ur videos ty for everything you do to make these videos I believe in y'all and hope y'all the best of lucky in everything you do.
Good stuff fam 🔥💯
You guys are Awesome!
more teenage stories mate. this was fucking brilliant
Loving the weekend content
One of my Navy buddies (who was also insanely charismatic like your friend) would occasionally use the pickup line
"Are you free next weekend? Of course you are because this is America. You're welcome."
God i fucking love this channel
Never clicked a video so fast lol I’m sure to laugh my ass off with y’all
I hope it was tagged "ay up sausage" 😂
Is that a phone that started at 2:14? Made me think my phone was going off, was so confused.
Corona and a Coca - Cola shirt. No sponsorships soon.
Is there any chance us Sheffield fans might see you in Corp?
8:14 OH GAMBIT!!
This if hilarious do more
Here’s a drinking story from when I was about 22. My brother-in-law a few friends and I were doing triple drinks of Half and half rum and Coke pints, whiskey shots and beer chasers all night. About five in the morning I had to literally crawl to my bed because I couldn’t walk and when I woke up a few hours later I got back up. My sister then convince me that it was a good idea to run full speed and bellyflop on to the slip and slide that they had set up in their backyard which was a massive hill, when I hit the little pool at the bottom I sent myself flying through the air about 10 feet, hit the ground and slid the rest the way down into the neighbours fence almost smashing right through it. Standing up covered in cuts,friction burns and a shit load of grass and mud I went back over to the porch grabbed a breakfast beer and sat down to continue drinking
Opening a bottle of Corona with nunchucks made in china 🤔😮🤣
Open a beer... with a beer 🤔
I think he did that already using a bottle of bud
@@saintdreamer6673 dang 😂
Michael Jackson chuggin vodka with two midget ladies, from The Making of Captain EO meeting the girls during rehearsal
I've got a suggestion for another focus vid, you guys should take a video to translate a bunch of your british English into American.
A quick DuckDuckGo search can (and will) do that for you.
Is it still up there?
The quality of this video is way different, and I mean actual quality not the content
Did you say prem-ice?
@Karl Smallwood , recreate this intro in a new video and watch the comment section break haha
I can't tell if he looks great or terrible in bright red tbh
Wheres part 2
Hey did you say Sheffield?
no no no. my eyes hurt. everything looks wrong
I got banned for suggesting the morph suit...
Swedish meatballs
Barbacks unite loooool
I like how he is drinking a corona
Looks like you're drinking...light beer
Not this again
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Bullseye karl
Saxton Hale?
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Damnit
Como cuando vez cerveza de tu país en 2020 :,v
🤾♂️🦈👋
uhhhhh
69 dislikes? Nice