Actually, on a serious note, i heard the managers at best buy rake in the moo-lah with great health insurance benefits.. dunno how true that is, but it's what i heard.
everybody's saying how he's stealing the dogs on purpose yet i interpreted it as the man collecting loose dogs off the street and checking the local listings to see if he has a missing dog he can return
That's a good theory but I don't think it works. At the beginning there are 3 posters but he only takes one, so if he really wanted to help he'd be taking all the posters
@@artemefimov8215 They all have a collar, so he’d have no reason to take them since those pets could just wander back to their owner or their owners could find them or even that they weren’t originally lost to begin with; If anything, it seems more like he dognaps them just so the owners could make a bounty to find the dogs and he could get rewarded for it
I actually did this as a kid. Me and another people stole a dog and then later when there was a 500 dollar reward gave it back. I was 9, but yeah that's the biggest and only crime I've committed
@@jake-kt1bk I saw that you called it "alphabet soup" and I clicked on it boutta drag the shit outta you for disrespecting my homebitch Martha but then I saw you corrected it Understandable, have a nice day
@@everybodydotheflopxd Yeah, the reason why Martha can speak is because she ate alphabet soup and it went to her brain instead of her stomach because according to PBS Kids that's how it works #themoreyouknow
this half reminds me of "How To Steal a Dog"by Barbra O' Connor. its a story about this broke kid who stole a dog from someone and kept it, once she started to put up missing posters he gave it back, wanting a high amount of money. but i dont think its like that, i think he kinda the dogs and collects them untill he can find the owner. also i love the little music at the end, it sounds nice.
@@mvnkycheez He made a whole bunch of videos back a few years ago. I think he's probably best known for the Dilbert trilogy. There's an archive channel with most of his work on it just called cboyardeearchive. He heavily inspired PilotRedSun, and I would imagine Jack too, in a way.
@@mvnkycheez look up "dilbert 1-3" he's pretty legendary for early UA-cam content. I'm stoked to see he's still around. Anyone know if he's gonna make any OC?
I just wanted to stop by and thank you for this vid. My little sister is really sick and we are just chllin in the hospital. We stumbled across your videos and she is really enjoying this. I'm glad to see her smile after all. Thanks.
THIS IS LIKE A PSYCHOLOGIST theory: They find you and ''take you off the street and leave you at your house'' specifically, solve your problems and put you in a situation where you feel better, in exchange you pay them!!
At first I thought he found the dogs on the streets and kept them safe until he could find the owner, realized I am quite possibly very wrong seeing as he only collected the poster with a reward. He steals dogs and keeps them in his house until the poster comes up, if it has no reward then he doesn’t give it back, he feeds them of course because if they were dead then he would get no reward, some people might disagree but think. This is *_Jack Stauber_* .
Either this guy is a good samaritan that finds stray dogs and returns them when he sees posters, or he's a very bad samaritan that steals dogs and returns them once the missing posters go up. Either way, I approve!
Se que Jack no va a ver esto, ni habla español. Pero le agradezco mucho, cada vez que sube video me alegra el día. He sufrido depresión desde mis 10 años y tendencias autodestructivas, y ya no tengo nadie que me ayude solo esto me hace sentir mejor.
Counselor: “So, what do you want to be when you grow up?” Me: *”I want to steak dogs and turn them in to get rewards” :)* Counselor: “Yeah... you’ll be here for a few more months.”
If I was him, I would have bought the other lot making it extra spacious and instead petnapping, just make a pet daycare and hire people to help each other. ^^
I'm from Mexico and this reminded me of a story. My English teacher when he was younger used to steal other people's dogs and then return them to their owners when they offered money, yeah it's a bad thing but he's an amazing teacher and a cool guy overall.
I love how the dogs are just kinda wiggling around in place
that’s just how some dogs are lol
Its called *VIBIN*
They groovin
シCandle V I B E I N
Sally Barrera
VIBE
"So, what do you do for a living?"
*"uh--"*
*Stealing dogs, then returning them for money boi*
@@catattack885 - Exactly what I was just going to comment...I steal dogs, wait until their owners put up posters then get my reward, YEAH!
"Philanthropy." 😂
@@catattack885 maybe he doesn't steal the dogs, maybe he just finds the dogs
_"...well have you seen Seven Psychopaths?"_
*_I work at Best Buy without getting paid._*
Actually, on a serious note, i heard the managers at best buy rake in the moo-lah with great health insurance benefits.. dunno how true that is, but it's what i heard.
Always be accountable for you own hours. Take pictures of your schedule every work day, or notes. Do you trust people with your money? XD
I work at paid without getting best buy
Wait people get paid
Hamad The Dolphin Man y
everybody's saying how he's stealing the dogs on purpose yet i interpreted it as the man collecting loose dogs off the street and checking the local listings to see if he has a missing dog he can return
yeah
@Sherbet Tea well so would they if they ran away
@Sherbet Tea I guess that's a good point
That's a good theory but I don't think it works. At the beginning there are 3 posters but he only takes one, so if he really wanted to help he'd be taking all the posters
I’m pretty sure having a bag full of dogs isn’t natural
“Modern problems require modern solutions”
Jack: “Allen that’s a bad name for a dog.”
Me with a dog named Allen: 👁👄👁
he said Allan was bad. not Allen
@Pop Man allan and allen are pronounced the exact same way they’re just spelled differently, so it really doesn’t matter
@@popman4502 it sounded more like a correction than a joke and if it really was a joke then you have a very interesting sense of humor
@Pop Man you need a better sense of humor
clearly none of u have tik tok humor
*Allan?* This is a bad name for a Dog...
Klaro Nebulous how? My dog is named Allen
@@sodapopgacha2630 0:21 ....Just watch the Video before you type this
That is a great name for a dog
Oooo
my cat is called chuck norris
I like how he dumps a bunch of dogs on the ground and they just splat on the ground and then fixate back up.
The god himself has gifted us once again with a strange yet beautiful creation.
Honestly, I like the fact that(from the looks of it) he actually takes care of the dogs
*_Day jobs are overrated. Night jobs are where it's at_*
Yespacito I see you every where
ah yes another really funny comment from the funniest man alive, and the funniest name and pfp.
it’s not another Justin Y.
it is a Yespacito. Not an off brand. This is entirely new. Justin Y only has dead memes now, this is new and
*f r e s h .*
No God please I won't do it again.
You are becoming the new Justin Y.
Jack Stauber had to dance on top of a volcano in order to summon Cboyardee.
He never vanished, hes very active on twitter..jack probably asked "Hey wanna record some lines for a vid?" and he prop ssid3 "lol, sure"
@@RingoYote he hasn't posted anything to twitter since early 2016.
haha nice
i thought he did that casually! guess i was wrong
another great no context comment
Jack, don’t give people any bright ideas... I don’t wanna lose business
Jk
mad lad
You had to add the JK for legal reasons I bet
666 likes
@Brain brain ok I was making a joke but a little religion hurt noone
haha funny joke bro...
*unless?*
Am i the only one who loves how he says bye allan at 0:46 idk what it is but it just..... its nice /w\
SAME 💕💕💕💕💕
Well if you ignore the fact that he only does it for rewards, then I guess?
@@BlankedOutSlate, he collects all the lost dogs he can found, and if anyone is looking for them he's returning them.
@@artemefimov8215 They all have a collar, so he’d have no reason to take them since those pets could just wander back to their owner or their owners could find them or even that they weren’t originally lost to begin with; If anything, it seems more like he dognaps them just so the owners could make a bounty to find the dogs and he could get rewarded for it
@@BlankedOutSlate and the video is called "day job". Fair then.
why am i sad and happy
dafne me
Because he steals dogs, but her dog was found.
i think im gonna do this too. but to the kids
BAHAHAHAHAAAA UNDERATED COMMENT OF THE _FUCKING_ Y E A R
Uhm is that legal?
@@greetingsgayboy5967 r/wooosh
@@sunnyisfictional Why was that an r/wooosh?
Pidge Gunderson woooosh is the noise of the joke going right over your head
Cboyardee and Jack Stauber? I hope the officeplace is ready. Good to see c is still active
Does cboy has any social media?
@@ene8415 not anymore i believe.
@@firstofnineteenth He still uses his sound cloud I think.
Step 1: *kidnap a dog*
Step 2: *wait for a "lost" poster*
Step 3: *return dog*
Step 4: *get paid*
Edit: thank y'all for all these *like s t o n k s*
~~69 likes~~
@@abc-qh5fc thanks dawg
*_STONKS_*
*stonks* 📈
@@raspberry93 really get your own comment
I like to think he just finds the lost dogs and reunites them with their families, rather than kidnapping them
He's just so calm that he has like 20 dogs.
reminds me of myself.
Clip from School and Summer episode: Dog For a Day; The Tell Tale Mart
"So, what do you do for a living?"
"uh--"
Haha
I actually did this as a kid. Me and another people stole a dog and then later when there was a 500 dollar reward gave it back.
I was 9, but yeah that's the biggest and only crime I've committed
The biggest crime i ever comitted was steal a pirated game i saw someone selling on the sidewalk
@@Blankult XD
Hear that? It’s a scam
Thats clever
But YOU ARE A MOTHER-
🧢
That little song at the end was amazing!
i really like the music in the little "created by jack stauber" outro
*steals dogs to get reward money*
STONIKS
can a homie get the source of your pfp?
Daniel Pearson it’s from a manga called jojos bizarre. I don’t remember when, though. ;)
No he baby sits the dogs-
Sham Dyno Veste Garage
*for a very, very long time*
*S* *T* *O* *N* *K* *S*
This is like in the movie seven psychopaths
he sounds like a minecraft villager lol
How tf did I not notice that? Lmao
Jack: “Allen that’s a bad name for a dog.”
Allen : 👁👄👁
How can this humna create such clever stories so fast?
This made me really sad, but it's so nostalgic for some reason????
You might be thinking of the old dog cartoon on pbs kids called Martha speaks
@@jake-kt1bk I saw that you called it "alphabet soup" and I clicked on it boutta drag the shit outta you for disrespecting my homebitch Martha but then I saw you corrected it
Understandable, have a nice day
sisi saurus yeah lol idk what the hell I was thinking of when I said alphabet soup 😂
@@jake-kt1bk well there is an episode of Martha speaks that has the title alphabet soup
@@everybodydotheflopxd Yeah, the reason why Martha can speak is because she ate alphabet soup and it went to her brain instead of her stomach because according to PBS Kids that's how it works
#themoreyouknow
He looks like Griffin McElroy and I can 100% bet this is something he'd do lol
He absolutely does, this is def something Griffin would do.
Lol Just imagine griffin in this room with a bunch of hand dogs
Probably one of the most normal Jack Stauber videos. Just a guy returning dogs to their owners.
This is actually a really good idea, I'm gonna' start doing this.
no
stop
Hello officer? Yes...this comment right here ^
NO
KneeNutNutter
*y e s*
KneeNutNutter
*D o i t*
I got a new puppy and jack uploaded this creepy
KittyDraws did you name it Allan?
Canis Mortem sadly I named it before the vid :(
KittyDraws lol, still that’s cool you got a dog
Why is creepy?
this half reminds me of "How To Steal a Dog"by Barbra O' Connor. its a story about this broke kid who stole a dog from someone and kept it, once she started to put up missing posters he gave it back, wanting a high amount of money.
but i dont think its like that, i think he kinda the dogs and collects them untill he can find the owner. also i love the little music at the end, it sounds nice.
Holy shit, Cboyardee is still around?
I wonder if he's still a moderator on the shrekfaqs dot net community.
what was he known for?
@@mvnkycheez He made a whole bunch of videos back a few years ago. I think he's probably best known for the Dilbert trilogy. There's an archive channel with most of his work on it just called cboyardeearchive.
He heavily inspired PilotRedSun, and I would imagine Jack too, in a way.
@@mvnkycheez look up "dilbert 1-3" he's pretty legendary for early UA-cam content. I'm stoked to see he's still around. Anyone know if he's gonna make any OC?
wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #italiano
this is heart warming, i thought he stole dogs! i love allan!
Contact *Martha* DC fans: *intense sweating*
wait a minute did he kidnap those dogs?
The proper term _is_ "dognap" but yeah, you got the gist.
He finds strays and takes them home when he finds a missing dog poster of them
He takes thelost dog home and if he found a poster with a "reward" he takes the lost dog back
For reward money
I just love the way that Jack voice middle aged woman.
Names for Dogs:
Allan < Allen < Alan 👍
That man had the dogs the whole time, I think he would maybe take the dogs and then return them to recieve the reward for himself. Clever dog
kruelzombieful dO yOu ThInK?!?1?!1!
*clever girl*
What a detective
Yeah he tries to imply this with, you know the dogs being in his house and him literally taking dogs to put in his house, yknow.
Thanks captain obvious!
can't believe this is what Griffin McIelroy does A-side from podcasts
Degenerate
Cybershark _309 you’re such a gamer bruhhhhhhhhhhh
@@thebrisketbrothers8128 everytime someone says "bruhhhhhh" it makes me gag...
*degenerate*
Honestly, I'm always scared when he posts something
That’s so stonks of him.
I’m getting the vibe as if he steals them and waits for them to put up reward signs
*Dog-* gone it
How did you manage to get Cboyardee? Nice to see he's still around
I just wanted to stop by and thank you for this vid. My little sister is really sick and we are just chllin in the hospital. We stumbled across your videos and she is really enjoying this. I'm glad to see her smile after all. Thanks.
Great to see cboyardee around again. Wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't the only thing we'll see him in
"starring Cboyardee"
WHAT??? I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
what twitter account lmao?
@@jlobpds he seems like the kind of person to do so, except for the sex change
That feeling when a random dog barks so weird the dogs ear clips through the "MISSING" paper. 0:38
what attractive dogs they are.
Ehhm...
CBOYARDEE NO WAY?????
caroline foley who is him?
Jonathan Castro he’s the guy that made those crazy dilbert cartoons that inspired redpilotsun
It be like that don't it 🤧👏
This is the cutest video Jack has ever made.
Reminds me of the book: *How to steal a dog*
The job isn't Jesus Approved, but the video sure is!
*_Hi Jesus! How’s your heaven life?_*
Aww, he takes in lost pups and takes care of them until he can get em back home
Or he takes them from there owners
i'm living for this yes jack
Normal people: Adopts dog
Man in video: *Kidnaps dogs*
Also man in video: *Dumps dogs on floor*
And that's how Allen Tutorial began
Family: "So do you own all these dogs?"
Him: "Uhhhh"
You heard of cat lady, but here is dog man
my day is made
What?
Do you mean nightttt
This is actually beautiful animation.
THIS IS LIKE A PSYCHOLOGIST
theory: They find you and ''take you off the street and leave you at your house'' specifically, solve your problems and put you in a situation where you feel better, in exchange you pay them!!
I was just watching the Dilbert trilogy yesterday. What did cboyardee do in this video? Haven't seen anything new from him in a long time.
Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
Pretty sure he did the voices
He did the voice for the main guy, my dude
@@knakaka4911 didn't notice at first, thanks :P
>STARRING CBOYARDEE
INCREDIBLE
also please flog him into finishing my got damn vidcons
At first I thought he found the dogs on the streets and kept them safe until he could find the owner, realized I am quite possibly very wrong seeing as he only collected the poster with a reward. He steals dogs and keeps them in his house until the poster comes up, if it has no reward then he doesn’t give it back, he feeds them of course because if they were dead then he would get no reward, some people might disagree but think. This is *_Jack Stauber_* .
Bye Alan “ÆRF.”
Either this guy is a good samaritan that finds stray dogs and returns them when he sees posters, or he's a very bad samaritan that steals dogs and returns them once the missing posters go up. Either way, I approve!
Se que Jack no va a ver esto, ni habla español. Pero le agradezco mucho, cada vez que sube video me alegra el día. He sufrido depresión desde mis 10 años y tendencias autodestructivas, y ya no tengo nadie que me ayude solo esto me hace sentir mejor.
Hah
This animation has a double meaning ... it is different for everyone.
"So what job do you work at?"
"Uh, job inc?"
Aww I love that reference :)
(Anyone who doesn’t know, watch another one of Jack’s vids called “work” or something)
Allan is a great name for a dog.
This kinda feels like a fever dream to me Idk why
“Allen... that’s a bad name for a dog”
Allen: and I took that personally
Counselor: “So, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
Me: *”I want to steak dogs and turn them in to get rewards” :)*
Counselor: “Yeah... you’ll be here for a few more months.”
Degenerate
@@Cybersharky_ why you gotta bully :(
@@pin9326 degenerate
@@Cybersharky_ NOOOO
@@Cybersharky_, ??????????
"day job" and "だいじょうぶ" have very similar pronunciations.
Translate "だいじょうぶ" into English…
"It 's you are all right"
Like how the dogs are just chillin
My ex husbands name was Alan. Apparently it was a bad name for a husband too
Deleted scene from Seven Psychopaths
I about died when she was like, "Uhh yeah and thank you uhm again.. This is uh... Such a...
Miracle yeah... "
I WAS JUST ANIMATING LIMA BEAN MAN
Ok...
Is no one gonna mention how Cboyardee is in this? dude rlly disappeared for years then came back in a JS short
This is my dream job...
Just finding lost lil puppers and returning them to their homes...
;u;
@JeeAreEeJee he might be finding lost dogs, we need to think about other reasons before we assume the worst
Eng Samasm
Dude. He stuffed three dogs in a backpack and dumped them out on the floor like trash.
Eng Sam Don’t think so, he shoves dogs in his bag, tosses them out without care, and he insults the name of one the dogs.
Thanks for giving me anxiety for 0:55 secs
this is kinda useful, he collects dogs who went missing and feed them until he find the owner
If I was him, I would have bought the other lot making it extra spacious and instead petnapping, just make a pet daycare and hire people to help each other. ^^
I dont think he's kidnapping them he's just taking lost dogs in until he finds a missing poster for a dog. :)
@@oatmeal5309 he is doing good things *AND* getting money
*S T O N K S*
This is what Griffin from MBMBaM does
The Screen Affect Actually Makes It Look Like I'm Actually Looking In a 90's TV.
Ah, yes. Monopolizing dogs, such innovation.
**god has left the chatroom**
Allan! Allan! Allan! Oh that’s not Allan...Steve! Steve! Steve!
Friend:what do you like to watch on UA-cam?
Me: *it’s complicated*
as soon as this character came on screen i thought: is this griffin mcelroy
I'm from Mexico and this reminded me of a story. My English teacher when he was younger used to steal other people's dogs and then return them to their owners when they offered money, yeah it's a bad thing but he's an amazing teacher and a cool guy overall.
this shit is great to watch while baked
I didn’t know Jack was capable of making something wholesome
Gremlar, God of the spores this ain’t wholesome