My little brother took a physics class his senior year. It was only for “advanced learners” and was a new class that hadn’t been taught before at the school. Sure, they had a physics class but this one was suppose to be more. Get really into the physics of things. So my brother takes the class and all semester he tells me how it’s actually shit. The teacher is on her phone the whole time and when she isn’t she shows them movies and asks how “physics” applies to the film. Which sometimes would be impossible because in a way physics applies to everything. Everything except for Shazam. Which is a terrible film staring Shaq. See shaq was a great basketball player and very famous back in his day. He was everywhere so it made sense to put him in films. Money being the driving force behind the decision. Not physics. Anyways. My brother gets madder and madder about how poorly this class is going and day after day he tells me how much madder he is. Which was incrementally more. Like if the scale starts at 0 and goes to 1000 (0 being the least mad and 1000 being the most) it would be say to say his anger went up two “increments” everyday. Now a normal semester is something like three months and there are 5 days in a school week. Here in AMERICA anyways. So if he is getting two “tics” madder per day I’d say out of 1,000 he was somewhere near half capacity. Well it’s the last day of the class and his teacher gives them their final. It’s to watch Apollo 13 and then answer some questions about sports on the moon. My brother couldn’t figure how the movie and the questions went together and this is when it happened. His anger skipped all the way to 1000 and instead of answering the questions he wrote a 3 page paper about. How 1000 he was. They used computers. Mac books. For their classes and I say this because on top of the letter he wrote he added pictures of his teacher on her phone and audio of her talking about things that didn’t pertain to physics at all. See this teacher was young and pretty and she liked to talk to the kids about “cool” things. Things like smoking weed and going on dates. Well, as you can maybe guess his teacher was mad. Wait, before we get to that let me tell you this. I come home from work as I am living with my family at this time. I go see my brother who is one of, if not the, coolest dudes I know. Maybe this story makes him look like a nerd or a weirdo but trust me. Physics is actually really cool and he wanted to learn about the cool parts. Sure the math is there but also the cool parts. I know shit about physics so I don’t remember what specifically but I remember he telling me and thinking “ya. That is cool actually”. So I go see him and he says “Jamie I may have fucked up. See (this is where he goes on to explain what I’ve just explained.) and I don’t know if I’m going to be in big trouble or not.” I said something like “You’re shitting me!?!? That’s hysterical. I love you. You’re amazing. If you get in trouble just tel on her.” So that’s what he did. He got a 0 and he sent that (remember MacBook) paper to the principal and let me tell you what. The teacher and me and my father were all called to the school. It is a great school and they would call me or ask me to come in to talk about my brother since he and I are tight as tittys. Well we are there and the principal waits for my father to get there. The teacher is sure she has my bro dead to rights. But like an act of god okay his kindest the principal breaks it all down to my dad. To which my dad says. “Is this true?” And the teacher says yes he didn’t do his assignment… “no” my father says. “Did you really ask him about sports on the moon after showing them Apollo 13?” And are all these pictures of you on your phone accurate?” At this moment I look at my little bro and he’s smiling. It’s beautiful. She set herself up. She chopped her own head off. Finally, if you’re still reading, the principal asked me what I thought and I said he should get a redo and she should apologize for failing him. Not sure if that mattered but the teacher was put on probation where her curriculum needed approval for 1 year and she had to also formally apologize to the class for wasting their time. My brother had to write a paper on the subject (in physics) Of his choosing and the principal would grade it. He got 100% and the rest is history. Thanks for reminding me of a moment I surely never will fully forget.
Wow I will change my life because of this video. Like there is so much to do! And before this awe inspiring lesson I totally forgot about them! Isn't it great that there are wise people out there to which we can turn so we dont have to question stuff? This is such a beautiful life lesson.
@@ChaosBarnaby i went to not community college but the thing about professors not having written the exam 2 days before it'll happen is very accurate lol
Literally my calc professor right before our final telling us he finished it at 4am that morning but then made edits to it up until an hour before the test time. And then afterwards a bunch of students remarked on errors on it... Teachers are just humans lmfao
I want to know what this is based on. I love reading cheesy stories about fake professors teaching life lessons. No sarcasm, I actually do. Love the "atheist professor is a dick and Christian student owns him and then everybody clapped" format.
This is unreasonably gripping
"The professor must've had at least 240 pencils in his bag. One for each 30 second interval of his 2 hour lecture."
If I had a pencil for every time I heard this story, I would have one pencil.
İ keep coming back to this video once every couple of months for some reason
Each pencil dropped represented a student dropping the class.
My little brother took a physics class his senior year. It was only for “advanced learners” and was a new class that hadn’t been taught before at the school. Sure, they had a physics class but this one was suppose to be more. Get really into the physics of things. So my brother takes the class and all semester he tells me how it’s actually shit. The teacher is on her phone the whole time and when she isn’t she shows them movies and asks how “physics” applies to the film. Which sometimes would be impossible because in a way physics applies to everything. Everything except for Shazam. Which is a terrible film staring Shaq. See shaq was a great basketball player and very famous back in his day. He was everywhere so it made sense to put him in films. Money being the driving force behind the decision. Not physics. Anyways. My brother gets madder and madder about how poorly this class is going and day after day he tells me how much madder he is. Which was incrementally more. Like if the scale starts at 0 and goes to 1000 (0 being the least mad and 1000 being the most) it would be say to say his anger went up two “increments” everyday. Now a normal semester is something like three months and there are 5 days in a school week. Here in AMERICA anyways. So if he is getting two “tics” madder per day I’d say out of 1,000 he was somewhere near half capacity. Well it’s the last day of the class and his teacher gives them their final. It’s to watch Apollo 13 and then answer some questions about sports on the moon. My brother couldn’t figure how the movie and the questions went together and this is when it happened. His anger skipped all the way to 1000 and instead of answering the questions he wrote a 3 page paper about. How 1000 he was. They used computers. Mac books. For their classes and I say this because on top of the letter he wrote he added pictures of his teacher on her phone and audio of her talking about things that didn’t pertain to physics at all. See this teacher was young and pretty and she liked to talk to the kids about “cool” things. Things like smoking weed and going on dates. Well, as you can maybe guess his teacher was mad. Wait, before we get to that let me tell you this. I come home from work as I am living with my family at this time. I go see my brother who is one of, if not the, coolest dudes I know. Maybe this story makes him look like a nerd or a weirdo but trust me. Physics is actually really cool and he wanted to learn about the cool parts. Sure the math is there but also the cool parts. I know shit about physics so I don’t remember what specifically but I remember he telling me and thinking “ya. That is cool actually”. So I go see him and he says “Jamie I may have fucked up. See (this is where he goes on to explain what I’ve just explained.) and I don’t know if I’m going to be in big trouble or not.” I said something like “You’re shitting me!?!? That’s hysterical. I love you. You’re amazing. If you get in trouble just tel on her.” So that’s what he did. He got a 0 and he sent that (remember MacBook) paper to the principal and let me tell you what. The teacher and me and my father were all called to the school. It is a great school and they would call me or ask me to come in to talk about my brother since he and I are tight as tittys. Well we are there and the principal waits for my father to get there. The teacher is sure she has my bro dead to rights. But like an act of god okay his kindest the principal breaks it all down to my dad. To which my dad says. “Is this true?” And the teacher says yes he didn’t do his assignment… “no” my father says. “Did you really ask him about sports on the moon after showing them Apollo 13?” And are all these pictures of you on your phone accurate?” At this moment I look at my little bro and he’s smiling. It’s beautiful. She set herself up. She chopped her own head off.
Finally, if you’re still reading, the principal asked me what I thought and I said he should get a redo and she should apologize for failing him. Not sure if that mattered but the teacher was put on probation where her curriculum needed approval for 1 year and she had to also formally apologize to the class for wasting their time. My brother had to write a paper on the subject (in physics)
Of his choosing and the principal would grade it. He got 100% and the rest is history.
Thanks for reminding me of a moment I surely never will fully forget.
I was expecting more pencils in this story
at least one serviceman returned from overseas deployment
7/10
Dhar Mann content be like:
I think how you type cool
This was a pretty interesting read. Interesting style of writing
@@zpellet6326 wrote it on my phone. There’s a few typos as you saw so thanks for looking past them and enjoying my long winded story.
if you key out that green screen will your eyes be transparent too lol
Unless you do a core matte 😛
Wow I will change my life because of this video.
Like there is so much to do!
And before this awe inspiring lesson I totally forgot about them!
Isn't it great that there are wise people out there to which we can turn so we dont have to question stuff?
This is such a beautiful life lesson.
FW:FW:FW
I watched the entire thing b/c of the closeup of your beautiful hair
gay
I was going to comment on his glorious hair ❤️
The professors lesson should easilly be A or S tier
I love the music you picked for this video - all your videos really make me laugh
What is it with the fucking pencils?!
Dont have an original comment sorry but this video deserves at least something. So yeah good job I guess.
The pencils can be used to estimate pi by calculating the probability of them crossing a tile line.
Wait what... Please don’t leave me hanging like this... 😫
Truly inspiring.
accurate description of college
...what college did you go to? 😂
Graham Richardson community college lol
@@ChaosBarnaby i went to not community college but the thing about professors not having written the exam 2 days before it'll happen is very accurate lol
mans has full on alucard hair here...
I just subbed to you. You need more subs. And more pencils.
Only 10 comments? Wtf, pump those numbers up bois.
Literally my calc professor right before our final telling us he finished it at 4am that morning but then made edits to it up until an hour before the test time. And then afterwards a bunch of students remarked on errors on it... Teachers are just humans lmfao
I really enjoy all your videos. I am almost done going back and watching them all.
same
I semi-enjoyed this. The best kind of enjoyment. Do you do stand up?
I love these videos.
Why is this so realistic fjfkfnbfkfmng
This comment represents the decision I have made in my life
excellent
Handsome
I want to know what this is based on. I love reading cheesy stories about fake professors teaching life lessons. No sarcasm, I actually do. Love the "atheist professor is a dick and Christian student owns him and then everybody clapped" format.
This is amazing
Incredible
yes
Damn good story.
i am disapoint
13th.
Is this a koan?