Hey Phil, I just wanted to let you know that I think you're legitimately the most consistently funny and witty sketch artist on UA-cam right now. I click your videos without even thinking about it. Keep it up dude, you're awesome.
Here's some Phil trivia for you. The ethernet cable shown at the end of the video was blue, and what most people don't realize is that this is a nod to the Phil video titled "Buffering" where the internet company in the skit is titled "Blue Internet".
The real money is in the hardware. Blue Internet sell two-inch thick fire-resistant cables for $1700. Their website also has hazard gear for full-speed wi-fi use.
Dude I started watching you from a random recommendation a couple months ago. Just wanna say, I’m impressed by how consistently funny you are. One of the few people in my subscriptions that consistently makes me laugh out loud. Keep it up dude. You’ve got real talent and it just keeps getting better. 👍🏻 Id also be happy to financially support, so you have Merch or something I can buy?
you're very kind to ask! i do have a patreon for people who want to support me (www.patreon.com/PhilJamesson ), i have merch that i hope to expand in the near future (teespring.com/stores/jamesson ), and i am an affiliate on twitch as well (www.twitch.tv/philjamesson ). appreciate your support very much!
"You should check out Phil Jamesson skits. You can try the first ten videos at no cost and not only is this high-brow comedic material lung-tearingly funny, it is also free for standard consumers. The kids love Phil Jamesson. Try Phil Jamesson out on your device right now! I recommend the 'Buffering' skit; it's my favourite!"
Wow, for just $ 50 you can download the entire internet! Granted, you'd need about $ 34.999.950 worth of storage, but you can save so much by switching to another provider before the second month.
Phil Jamesson I would, but I don't have any friends and don't know how to clone myself 35000000 times either... to be completely honest, I don't even know how to clone myself 3500000 times
Today I thank my lucky stars that I live in the same building as Phil. In the time it took you to read this, I used the blistering speed of Blue Internet to download Phil's entire body. Now we're all Phil. You're welcome.
speaking of streaming you can watch me streaming from one device at www.twitch.tv/philjamesson im doing a brand new morrowind playthrough today
Ever try ELO? it really spruces up Tamriel a bit.
joke's on you, I'm watching it from TWO devices!
Bruh I was 2 years too late oh no
This had more twists and turns than a Phil Jamesson video
O-ho-ho!
I was able to press like on this on multiple devices.
"And if we sign up now"...he's not even signed up for his own company's internet! 🔥
Hey Phil, I just wanted to let you know that I think you're legitimately the most consistently funny and witty sketch artist on UA-cam right now. I click your videos without even thinking about it. Keep it up dude, you're awesome.
🙏🙏🙏
"I'll go plug this back in then"🤣
I comment this fast thanks to Blue Internet
Thank you Blue Internet for fueling my crippling addiction of watching streams on multiple devices
How is this man so funny
How does he not have more subscribers??
If you pay close attention you can reveal the secret to his comedic genius, he ACTUALLY plays the role of both characters in the video
How does he not stay out of content
Here's some Phil trivia for you. The ethernet cable shown at the end of the video was blue, and what most people don't realize is that this is a nod to the Phil video titled "Buffering" where the internet company in the skit is titled "Blue Internet".
funny how the ads never buffer
Brought to you by Blue Int- ⏳
thank you blue internet, sos el capo de to-
The real money is in the hardware. Blue Internet sell two-inch thick fire-resistant cables for $1700. Their website also has hazard gear for full-speed wi-fi use.
Thanks to blue internet I can watch Netflix on all 12 screens in my house at the same time
I don't know why, but, "35 million dollars," was the funniest thing I've heard all week. Thanks dude. I needed that laugh.
Every single day I wake up and look at your channel in hopes that you have blown up and gotten the 100 million subscribers you deserve, Phil
Dude I started watching you from a random recommendation a couple months ago. Just wanna say, I’m impressed by how consistently funny you are. One of the few people in my subscriptions that consistently makes me laugh out loud. Keep it up dude. You’ve got real talent and it just keeps getting better. 👍🏻 Id also be happy to financially support, so you have Merch or something I can buy?
you're very kind to ask! i do have a patreon for people who want to support me (www.patreon.com/PhilJamesson ), i have merch that i hope to expand in the near future (teespring.com/stores/jamesson ), and i am an affiliate on twitch as well (www.twitch.tv/philjamesson ). appreciate your support very much!
@@PhilJamesson Your Patreon link is broken. I think Kevin across the hall doesn't want me supporting you.
@@EmpressJess thank you, for some reason it tried to include the closed parentheses. fixed!
@@PhilJamesson what about ace watkins merch? how much does that support you compared to your teespring store?
@@jessebarron2319 less, but still to some extent!
These skits always make my day. They're so good I always tell friends to check out your channel.
"You should check out Phil Jamesson skits. You can try the first ten videos at no cost and not only is this high-brow comedic material lung-tearingly funny, it is also free for standard consumers. The kids love Phil Jamesson. Try Phil Jamesson out on your device right now! I recommend the 'Buffering' skit; it's my favourite!"
This is easily a top 10 sketch for me
I've been really binging Phil Jamesson videos and for some reason this one especially tickled my fancy.
I am the majority shareholder of blue internet! BUY NOW
thanks to my Blue Internet, I could stream this video at 32,000,000p and zoom into to see the mites in his eyelashes, please make it go back
Dude the punchlines are impeccable
My video buffered before I could watch this.
you gotta admire the commitment to his craft
also i guffawed.
I'm always excited when I see you uploaded a video, you are amazing. Keep up the good work!
Now this is the quality content I subscribe for
Wow, for just $ 50 you can download the entire internet! Granted, you'd need about $ 34.999.950 worth of storage, but you can save so much by switching to another provider before the second month.
Read the Show More where you said you were tired. If anything, it adds to the internet guy's desperation. The tired was a plus, my guy!
four THOUSAND terabytes a second
dude how do you not have 35 million subscribers yet
be the change you wish to see in the world
Phil Jamesson
I would, but I don't have any friends and don't know how to clone myself 35000000 times either...
to be completely honest, I don't even know how to clone myself 3500000 times
You can download ANYTHING in less than a second!
I stan kevin
I love the pyramid scheme feel of this
i feel like this is supposed to be a metaphor for something and i have no idea what the hell it is lmao
The irrationality of excessive materialism
thanks to blue internet I was able to watch this video in a fraction of a second. Thanks, Blue Internet!
Omg the last line killed me
Today I thank my lucky stars that I live in the same building as Phil.
In the time it took you to read this, I used the blistering speed of Blue Internet to download Phil's entire body. Now we're all Phil. You're welcome.
Hey Phil or anyone reading this, what’s the video you made where the character mixes up what he’s saying in his head and saying out loud? Is my fave
The man we need in these trying times. Kevin would be proud
i got an ad for blue internet on this video, and can stream on multiple devices
fuck, this satire slaps hard.
Guys, you should really check out this Blue Internet thing. This guy down the hall told me about it. The download speeds are ludicrous!
spicy
I’ve watched this video so many times 😂
Hey, I really liked that!
What do you mean this isn't sponsored?
I want it. Do they have it on pink?
As an AT&T Fiber customer, this really makes me laugh (also I'd take 4000TB/s speeds lol)
What if we share blue internet? We can just do it together.
Right guys?
...guys?
Screw Blue Internet, Join Green Internet NOW!
I feel so bas for blue internet ISP CEO :'( he's just gotta have those fiery d/u speeds
That was a funny to have made.
Why is this making me laugh?
You make these up as you go, don't you?
Lmao this is so good. Ps can I bum some WiFi from you?
Nice
How are you so funny!?