Warhammer Lore, Al Muktar's Desert Dogs,

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  • Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
  • Al Muktar's Desert Dogs, it is a tale of frequent abuse and horses!
    Intro by Henrik Sigeman
    / archwarhammer

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  • @animelvr51
    @animelvr51 8 років тому +52

    "How can a bunch of school children be better at torture than actual torturers?"
    Two words: Warhammer Fantasy.

    • @Fyrebrand18
      @Fyrebrand18 8 років тому +11

      Four More Words. Grim. Fucking. Grim Dark.

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 8 років тому +14

      You would be quite suprised. Children bullies in schools are one of the worst that exists. Because while they maybe do less damage then actual torturers, they are inflicting it while you yourself are still child without any experience or understanding what and why it is going on.

    • @BardicGM
      @BardicGM 8 років тому +9

      As someone who had most of my class decide to try their best to make my life a fucking misery trust me when I say children are far more creative and unlike torturers they don't want information they just want to hurt you because they can get away with it.

    • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
      @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 3 роки тому

      Gurz von BadArse childhood in a nutshell

  • @VonGrav
    @VonGrav 8 років тому +25

    best advice so far this year:
    "If the natives ask you: Are you a god? Then you answer: Yes, yes I am, and I take my sacrifices in virgins thank you. "

    • @alpinewolf7751
      @alpinewolf7751 4 роки тому +2

      First thing I'll do once I get my fleshy bits back.

  • @TheSuperDerpyGamer6
    @TheSuperDerpyGamer6 8 років тому +13

    5:42 These 3 seconds alone are the best 3 seconds in the entire history of the channel

  • @DeprivedJuice
    @DeprivedJuice 8 років тому +4

    "your resistance only makes me harder." Arch never change

  • @martinharhovsky7712
    @martinharhovsky7712 8 років тому +48

    The Warhammer ISIS. Don't let them near any trucks.

    • @Fyrebrand18
      @Fyrebrand18 8 років тому

      +Lord Steel Talarn?

    • @thewolfpack5290
      @thewolfpack5290 8 років тому +3

      My Lord, to my shame I have to report we have entire planets of people like this now.

    • @martinharhovsky7712
      @martinharhovsky7712 8 років тому +3

      ***** A sad day indeed.

    • @lordravenlocke5301
      @lordravenlocke5301 8 років тому

      The Legio Astartes is saddened by this news, but relishes the purges to come

    • @martinharhovsky7712
      @martinharhovsky7712 8 років тому +1

      +. Sanguinius I know.

  • @codyconnor6981
    @codyconnor6981 8 років тому +3

    Your biting sarcasm makes these videos so much more enjoyable than more traditional lore videos. Well done good sir.

  • @LuxVertas
    @LuxVertas 8 років тому +8

    "blond and blue haired"...

  • @DaLottiePirate
    @DaLottiePirate 2 роки тому +2

    I have no idea how this video is still "Legal" on youtube xD love it!!!!

  • @leftwardglobe1643
    @leftwardglobe1643 8 років тому +5

    8:53 If only the ghost busters realized that sooner...

  • @thisisanalt
    @thisisanalt 8 років тому +1

    "But the taharush cannot be so easily avoided"
    Fucking lol

  • @seanhenry7174
    @seanhenry7174 2 роки тому +1

    "This little ragtag bunch of ... WHAT?!" Oh Arch, please oh prettiest please come visit Oakland, California! And do please start creating the multi-clip series about the spread-emmigration of skaven from skavenblight!

  • @nagashtheundyingking4404
    @nagashtheundyingking4404 8 років тому +4

    I just imagine he's class mates were a bunch of Joffrey's and Ramsey's (game of thrones) gain going up on one guy

  • @DustyTheKitty
    @DustyTheKitty 8 років тому

    Just gonna sit down, listen to some Arch while enjoying this cold drink on a hot summers day.
    5:42
    Capri-Sun all over my keyboard, choking and then laughter and ''Ah you fucker, you got me!''

  • @Fyrebrand18
    @Fyrebrand18 8 років тому +7

    Can you do a lore vid on Malal and the Sons of Malice?

  • @Memento--Mori
    @Memento--Mori 8 років тому +13

    Next week can we have some lore on Warhammer 40k?

    • @vanders4198
      @vanders4198 8 років тому +1

      Screw both of you fanboys, Fantasy and 40k for life!
      Fuck Age of Shitmar.

  • @theogunther4080
    @theogunther4080 8 років тому +1

    Are you a God? "Yes, I take my sacrifice in virgins." I'm done, I'm fucking done

  • @bruhb7611
    @bruhb7611 8 років тому +5

    I sure miss the music of your early lore videos.

  • @Tanakun09
    @Tanakun09 8 років тому

    A very enjoyable lore episode, arch. Keep up the good work

  • @Icarus.mp3
    @Icarus.mp3 8 років тому +6

    The best thing to hear before going to school :D thanks 😊😊😊

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 8 років тому +7

      god don't remind me that school is starting soon...

    • @Icarus.mp3
      @Icarus.mp3 8 років тому

      Kyononnon 'why did Gmail screw me over?' It startet yesterday in germany here ._.

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori 8 років тому +11

      You live in Germany? I hope you and your countrymen take back your land.

    • @jacksonstewart2970
      @jacksonstewart2970 8 років тому

      yep the slow but inevitable end of the summer is here. Nice to know that there will be some warhammer to entertain me

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 8 років тому

      ghah, why does it have to end! >_< my country is rolling out procedures to try to catch up with 'extremely educated countries like Finland and they are shortening our usually long summers to make way for more schooling.

  • @jonathanlissaker2183
    @jonathanlissaker2183 7 років тому +1

    Im not to proud to say that i almost peed myself of laughter after the virgin joke.

  • @klassehkhornate9636
    @klassehkhornate9636 7 років тому +1

    Plot twist: the Marienburg kids adore slanesshi deamonettes in disguise

  • @emcdunna
    @emcdunna 8 років тому +18

    For some reason, when Arch is racist, its just funny.

  • @matthewdeleon382
    @matthewdeleon382 8 років тому +22

    saw this at 1259 a.m. folks a decent nights sleep is highly overrated

  • @codyarcher3263
    @codyarcher3263 8 років тому +1

    if I remember right the little blind kid started the chosen one rumor

  • @purdy9431
    @purdy9431 8 років тому

    When Arch said cunts nearly pissed myself

  • @preferredpronoun3689
    @preferredpronoun3689 8 років тому

    These videos are what makes it worth being a sub.

  • @Kithairon
    @Kithairon 8 років тому

    The part about Marienburg sounds like there could be some chaos corruption at hand.

  • @gagetaylor54
    @gagetaylor54 8 років тому

    No fucks were given by Verner that day...

  • @patrickobrien8301
    @patrickobrien8301 8 років тому +3

    Please please do the Lamenters, those glorious bastards deserve all the videos.

  • @GhostCrendor
    @GhostCrendor 8 років тому

    Plsss do more of this its fucking amazing

  • @ArdanTheHalfDragon
    @ArdanTheHalfDragon 8 років тому

    With the constant murder-fuck and rape references, I feel like Arch-y boy might be hiding some dark secrets.

  • @rasheedqe
    @rasheedqe 8 років тому

    That school should be used for military training after that.

  • @hollyhandgrenade42
    @hollyhandgrenade42 8 років тому

    Very nice. I do love me a good Warhammer Fantasy lore video.

  • @braydoxastora5584
    @braydoxastora5584 8 років тому +1

    hey arch have you ever thought about putting these videos on a podcast. these would be great to listen to on car trips. as long as i'm not in the middle east.

  • @patricksmith9700
    @patricksmith9700 8 років тому +5

    I'm looking forward to the death korps of krieg

    • @yes-par2983
      @yes-par2983 8 років тому +3

      make it longer and make funny comparisons :D

    • @wabbitking1355
      @wabbitking1355 8 років тому

      I'm hopeing for the scitillian fusiliers myself.

    • @wabbitking1355
      @wabbitking1355 8 років тому +1

      I know but I find the idea of a bunch of rich kids going of to play soldier really funny and I want arch to make jokes.

  • @lucaballarati9694
    @lucaballarati9694 8 років тому

    Al' Muktar is the ultimate nerd revenge fantasy.

  • @tavernburner3066
    @tavernburner3066 8 років тому

    The school kids were secret slennesh worshippers.

  • @BananenBrot484
    @BananenBrot484 6 років тому

    Please Arch more lore Videos!!!

  • @armingortz146
    @armingortz146 2 роки тому

    I love it so much!!

  • @samuelsafin6564
    @samuelsafin6564 8 років тому +1

    08:59-09:05 I so died HAHAHAHAHAHA. Shat will the next lore be about?

  • @charlyyayger649
    @charlyyayger649 8 років тому

    Great video as normal Arch! Could you please make a video about Magnus the Pious?

  • @Scientist118
    @Scientist118 8 років тому

    Al Muktar, reminds me of Omar Muktar.

  • @tgzus40oz2
    @tgzus40oz2 8 років тому

    lol arch your always hilarious and informative have a nice day.

  • @richyhu2042
    @richyhu2042 8 років тому

    should have gone to crazy hassan's used camels.

  • @benflay6038
    @benflay6038 Рік тому

    Borgio the Besieger next please

  • @gr4692
    @gr4692 8 років тому +3

    Can you do a lore about the Araby nation pls!!????

  • @501stlegionnaire
    @501stlegionnaire 8 років тому

    is there a way we can 'suggest' the next topic for your regiments of renown video or do we patiently wait for the next one?^^

  • @BloodyWarrior
    @BloodyWarrior 8 років тому

    After this somebody is probably gonna mod it inn to the workshop ^^

  • @thegeneral713
    @thegeneral713 8 років тому +1

    Bring back the music!

  • @dwyanedavis9171
    @dwyanedavis9171 8 років тому +1

    damn I miss these lores

  • @josephusthefishperson7938
    @josephusthefishperson7938 8 років тому

    Just a random question? Would you rather be a Breatonian Peasant or a Vampire Counts peasant. Also for Arch, can you do a video about Sylvania because you never talked about it in your Vampire counts video.

  • @schwanzuslongus9424
    @schwanzuslongus9424 8 років тому

    That Taharrush and armslength comment ;D

  • @Inquisitor_Lelouch
    @Inquisitor_Lelouch 8 років тому

    can you do a video on Mangil Manhide's Manslayer?

  • @jakedestructobox7611
    @jakedestructobox7611 8 років тому

    HA suck it, found your new video in less than a half hour

  • @dredlord47
    @dredlord47 8 років тому

    Could you please do the Death Korps of Krieg next?

  • @paulmeredith2037
    @paulmeredith2037 8 років тому

    Hi love your work can you do Chaos Gargant some time thanyou

  • @mariabernal8581
    @mariabernal8581 8 років тому

    I know this is much to ask you but can you play a Let's play of Call of Warhummer: Beginning of the end time for a mod for Medieval II: Total War: Kingdom mod please

  • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
    @kyokyoniizukyo7171 8 років тому

    Here's to the fact that, ironically, the story would be amazing if done up like the Horus Heresy....

  • @Selesto1
    @Selesto1 8 років тому

    Hey Arch, do u know anything about the sea-elves?
    The only thing i found is that they got merged with higelfs after (?) 3rd Edition ,but no lore/infos etc at all.

  • @balin1920
    @balin1920 2 роки тому +1

    Shame this series didn't continue.

    • @thechazz3230
      @thechazz3230 Рік тому

      He still does fantasy videos once a month so a t least we got that

  • @kronosken8040
    @kronosken8040 8 років тому

    Can you do one for Carlson?

  • @TheManofthecross
    @TheManofthecross 8 років тому

    are you going to do one for borous todbringer?

  • @rogaldorn2109
    @rogaldorn2109 8 років тому +1

    For the Glory of C H A O S >:) >:) >:)

  • @asura2545
    @asura2545 8 років тому

    one day

  • @theravenking5930
    @theravenking5930 8 років тому

    do a Warhammer 40K love story.

  • @user-jp3ni6yn7m
    @user-jp3ni6yn7m 8 років тому +1

    Apparently Marrionberg has Catholic schools.

  • @mb10637
    @mb10637 8 років тому

    hey arch, I have a question. has there ever been a cooperation of different races in 40k? ex: space marines and Tau working together to fight the tyranids?? If so, could you possibly make a video about the occurances?

    • @mb10637
      @mb10637 8 років тому

      and along this line of thought, are there any instances of different races living together on the same world? Tau living with mercenaries doesent count

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 8 років тому

      read the damn books for petes fuking sake and you would find the answers yourself.

    • @gray007nl
      @gray007nl 8 років тому

      Tau do tend to try and incorporate other species into the greater good, so far they've only managed to convert some humans, otherwise no-one really shares a planet with Xenos willingly, with the exception of the Eldar for some of their plans.

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 8 років тому

      The Blood Angels once fought alongside the Necrons (which was stupid from what I've heard), The Tau and the Dark Eldar once worked together (One the condition that the Tau sent "Cultural Ambassadors" to the Dark Eldar, It did not end well for the Ambassadors), the DiggaNobz who are humans that try to emulate Orks have control over Necron Warriors, and the Eldar will help the empire begrudgingly if it helps the survival of their species and stops Chaos.

    • @LewisB3217
      @LewisB3217 8 років тому

      Fucking tau space communist weaboos

  • @stevebuscemi5544
    @stevebuscemi5544 8 років тому

    Can you do something on Malal the 5th chaos God, he sounds really interesting but there is nothing online about him

    • @stroheker1
      @stroheker1 8 років тому

      i heard he was retconed (is that how you spell that word?)

  • @thomasmcdonald2570
    @thomasmcdonald2570 8 років тому

    Very funny man piss myself laughing👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 8 років тому

    Halloo, Arch! How fare you today?

  • @Salty-Tanky-McTriggerdn
    @Salty-Tanky-McTriggerdn 8 років тому +1

    5.43 WTF... 0_o

  • @dma3d
    @dma3d 8 років тому

    how the fuck did they go throught nehekhara? What did they eat-drink ,where did they rest and how the tomb kings didnt kill them?

  • @patricksmith9700
    @patricksmith9700 8 років тому

    see bullying builds character

  • @KH-tg3jl
    @KH-tg3jl 8 років тому

    Hooray for no sleep in the us.

  • @orkhepaj
    @orkhepaj 8 років тому

    when will we get star trek lore?

  • @braydoxastora5584
    @braydoxastora5584 8 років тому +1

    what if guts from beserk became a space marine?

    • @jerec1267
      @jerec1267 8 років тому +8

      change space marine to primarch and you have Konrad curse

    • @braydoxastora5584
      @braydoxastora5584 8 років тому

      +Jerec 12 lol

    • @Fyrebrand18
      @Fyrebrand18 8 років тому

      Khornate Beserker? Or Space Wolf?

    • @DarkLordOfSweden
      @DarkLordOfSweden 8 років тому

      chaos whould die off

    • @jel2592
      @jel2592 8 років тому

      ah he would be about normal probably fit in pretty well

  • @justicethompson7429
    @justicethompson7429 8 років тому

    Hey Arch, is there any factions or mercenary companies that are supposed to resemble the native americans in WH:F ?

    • @olemartinsolheimruud4436
      @olemartinsolheimruud4436 8 років тому

      i heard the lizardmen used to be based of native americans before they changed it to maya/aztec. Not sure tho

    • @Mojsesz
      @Mojsesz 8 років тому +1

      Forest goblins look like native americans ( their clothing)

  • @thedarkwolf3047
    @thedarkwolf3047 8 років тому +1

    Anyone waiting for a Gotrek and Felix DLC on total warhammer... No just me ok😐

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 8 років тому

      There's already a mod for it plus I seriously doubt we'll be seeing that DLC

    • @thedarkwolf3047
      @thedarkwolf3047 8 років тому

      +Magnus the Red are there any play throughs with it

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 8 років тому

      +TheDarkWolf not that I'm aware of I'm pretty sure it's just a mod that added a dwarf slayer and a human combat hero, it was one of the earlier mods on the workshop

    • @thedarkwolf3047
      @thedarkwolf3047 8 років тому

      +Magnus the Red yeahhh that's pretty lame

    • @l0rf
      @l0rf 4 роки тому

      Honestly funny to see this three years later and that DLC both exists and is somehow less rewarding than the mod.

  • @EmanGameplay
    @EmanGameplay 8 років тому +3

    5:40 God I hope no SJW's find this video

    • @wabbitking1355
      @wabbitking1355 8 років тому

      I don't either but I kinda want to see the resulting flame war it would be GLOURIOUS.

    • @ildlyn8966
      @ildlyn8966 8 років тому +3

      i guess not wanting to be called racial slurs make you a SJW. We should just accept that we are somehow lesser than other people. Guess i'm a SJW then.

  • @chubbyninja89
    @chubbyninja89 7 років тому +1

    Dude, it's Renown, not Renow.

  • @Mojsesz
    @Mojsesz 8 років тому

    Some punny humies on ponies? Where is video about mighty Golgfag and his maneaters?!

  • @keegancrosley8470
    @keegancrosley8470 8 років тому

    more fucking waaaàaaaaaaaaaaagh

  • @liamciaran
    @liamciaran 8 років тому

    Check video index. Ctrl + F - Dark angels. 0 hits. Why would you do this to me? Pleas make a video about the first chapter and Lion beating weak ass wolf primarch :D They have so many good, relevant characters like Grandmaster Ezekiel, Grand Inquisitor Asmodai, and the Lion and Luther hidden on the Rock.

  • @ronnie5340
    @ronnie5340 8 років тому

    Lol i liked your comparison to hitler

  • @namesarehard5617
    @namesarehard5617 8 років тому +2

    He........he..........HE SAID THE N WORD

  • @RM-dq9ne
    @RM-dq9ne 8 років тому

    Fun...ny

  • @seanhenry7174
    @seanhenry7174 2 роки тому

    Only aliakbar!

  • @1994gondor
    @1994gondor 8 років тому

    First, it seems.

  • @reinerackerman8681
    @reinerackerman8681 8 років тому

    So many anti sjw references in here. Haha good one arch.