Friday today you say? need to put up the lore video? i don't remember any such obligations! now hand me anotherpoisonous spider! Intro by Henrik Sigeman / archwarhammer
@@robertnelson9599 I mean it'd still be funny just that they put the mechanic in to begin with. Once you know it does that then if you have one you obviously know what's going to happen and can prepare around it
I really want to see a goblin Sherman dancing on the battlefield in the new total war game. Just have a random chance that he'll get himself stoned on mushroom or spider venom and just start dancing. Just imagine non lore pubbies playing the game for the first time and wondering why their goblin Sheman is trying to moonwalk and 70's disco dancing when he asked him to cast a spell. I can see it now.....
while the Carameldansen thing is annoying........the mental image of a High out of his mind Goblin Holy Man singing that while flinging magic all while flipping around the battlefield like Jim Carrey in 'The Mask' is a hilarious mental image. (Note i'm mentally imagining said song being sung in an actual Goblin voice.) Black Ork: Oi, wot iz dat Goblin doin'? Arrer Boy: It's one o' dem Spider Cult Shamans, dey get fookin' high as all zog an' start spazzin' out like Gallaghar at a Watermelon stand. Black Ork:......Who da 'ell iz Gallaghar? i'll stop myself there cause than i kinda ramble on with some weird story that somehow ends with a Goblin Version of Green Arrow.
+JA Peregrine They are called neko, they are...interesting creatures: images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/24800000/sad-neko-girl-anime-24826975-1280-800.jpg PS; goes to show how fucked the world is when this is the first thing to show up in the image bar...
"And if you order your giant spider riding forest goblins now you can get for free the aditional goblin forest shaman". Hmmm.. CA just found their new pre-order DLC idea.
+Panagiotis a surprising amount of people complained that the music was to repetitive and finding different music that even remotely fits my voice and style turned out to be very very hard so i figured no music would be better.
I cant wait for the day Games workshop comes out with a Nippon army roster and it has catgirls and the super unit of the army is a tentacle army accompanied by schoogirl handlers
I really liked the music you always did behind these videos it made it really relaxing to listen to you. Its still good but please bring back the music it was perfect.
seriously my new favourite quote of all time from arch "Then this leads to more mundane revelations like, *ahem* 'is there an afterlife?' but then Age of Shitmar says 'no, there are only Space Marines"
+marco I know but, we need a hero. Noone else is willing to make a video to rant about AoS for the PROPER reasons. Rules and miniatures aside, everybody is talking about that only. As if the main deal with AoShitmar is the game in and of itself, it could become better, many people like it. But they ravaged, burned, spit on every single piece (almost) of established lore to get there. I am a dedicated HE player, which means I like to gush about their aesthetics and lore and fantasise about them while walking to university. AoS literally took the biggest chunk of my rulebook, everything great, inspiring and tragic about the Phoenix Kings, and just shat on it. Painted the shit purple and wanted me to buy into it, no. Just no. And that is only one part, there is so much to talk about! Arch is the only one able to do that!
In a world where anything can num on you at anytime it pays not to get hung up on stuff like dying, and if you can find some humor in it, all the better.
That'd make a great First Person Shooter(Zogga?). The spells do little to no damage, until the Shaman starts tripping on venom. Then the spells become super powerful, but the screen starts showing a bunch of random crap and doesn't have every enemy showing. So you have to sober up the little Zogger in order to find the target, then start tripping again.
karameldansen haha, you sure made me laugh a bit with that one, btw do you know where I can find these venomous spiders because those two cat-ladies will surely brighten up my day a wee bit more :)
I've watched this video a few times over the past year and I only just now noticed the goblin shaman in the background near the top, crazy eyed, saying, "Lystna!" Fuckin priceless at 15:56
with all the hype around warhammer total war and me being fond of 40k not so much fantasy i went searching for info videos. and i have watched about every single one of yours i can. these are very informational and high quality. so do please keep up the good work. i know it may sound very copy and paste from many other channels but yours really should have more subs.
I used to have loads of these and night goblins way back when. I had spider riders and all sorts. I never played Fantast Battle but colleted skaven, goblins, Orks to a lesser extent Empire and a few other odd things. I had so many classic old models - I don't have a clue where a single one is now.
Im so SO sorry little Goblin. All you little Goblins. I hate to break it to you but there is no Gork and Mork. There is no spider deity, there is no afterlife... there are only Space Marines.
+X Zaguer Nothing left to say, CA are giving away two races for free where before giving away one was going to lose them lots of money, clearly they're going bankrupt and the game will fail. Oh well.
+rhemorigher ya recently they made chaos avaliable for the "first week" which is cool but it is still BS they didn't just add them into the game from the START.
arch I love these videos very informative and hysterical descriptions favorite one crazier than a bag of horny farrets (my spelling sucks at times forgive)
Would be hilarious if in Total War Warhammer an army with a Arachnarok Spider in it would suffer minor 'mysterious attrition' every turn.
It would...unless it was your army.
@@robertnelson9599 I mean it'd still be funny just that they put the mechanic in to begin with. Once you know it does that then if you have one you obviously know what's going to happen and can prepare around it
15:55 That was glorious, almost choked on my dinner.
10/10 would almost die listening to Sassy Viking who plays Warhammer and watches Anime again.
Name of song pls
@@marshallbernarte8216 that would be Caramelldansen.
I really want to see a goblin Sherman dancing on the battlefield in the new total war game. Just have a random chance that he'll get himself stoned on mushroom or spider venom and just start dancing.
Just imagine non lore pubbies playing the game for the first time and wondering why their goblin Sheman is trying to moonwalk and 70's disco dancing when he asked him to cast a spell.
I can see it now.....
Yes, more of my favorite snarky Norwegian.
This is more amazing then I could have imagined.
+Kameron Dula I know you do my lion friend...or, whatever creature that is supposed to be... ^_^
Does Arch ever attend Comic-Cons or conventions?
LORE FOR THE LORE GOD!
LORE FOR THE LORE THRONE!
15:55
For some reason, I expected this from you.
"Savage orcs will get their own video in the Not too distant future as in the next seven to eight years". Eh, four by my count.
So has the video came out already?
If all the forest goblins believe in them as a god type thing do they have a spider god in the warp?
Yep
By Warhammer Logic Yes
while the Carameldansen thing is annoying........the mental image of a High out of his mind Goblin Holy Man singing that while flinging magic all while flipping around the battlefield like Jim Carrey in 'The Mask' is a hilarious mental image. (Note i'm mentally imagining said song being sung in an actual Goblin voice.)
Black Ork: Oi, wot iz dat Goblin doin'?
Arrer Boy: It's one o' dem Spider Cult Shamans, dey get fookin' high as all zog an' start spazzin' out like Gallaghar at a Watermelon stand.
Black Ork:......Who da 'ell iz Gallaghar?
i'll stop myself there cause than i kinda ramble on with some weird story that somehow ends with a Goblin Version of Green Arrow.
ShadowWolfRising I'm interested
ShadowWolfRising ok I want to hear that stoey
No no continue please we are very interested
@@theenderdestruction2362 "YOU 'AVE FAILED DIS FOREST!" 'Puts an arrow into a Imperial Hunter.'
@@ShadowWolfRising Thank also who da 'ell is Gallaghar?
Those singing cat things scared the crap out of me.
+JA Peregrine They are called neko, they are...interesting creatures: images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/24800000/sad-neko-girl-anime-24826975-1280-800.jpg
PS; goes to show how fucked the world is when this is the first thing to show up in the image bar...
+Kyononnon 'why did Gmail screw me over?' What song are they dancing to.
+bryce ostrem caramelldansen
+Kyononnon 'why did Gmail screw me over?' nom :3
+Tnecniw Don't jak ya self on it...
"And if you order your giant spider riding forest goblins now you can get for free the aditional goblin forest shaman". Hmmm.. CA just found their new pre-order DLC idea.
Why did you stop playing music in your lore videos? It was really nice.
+Panagiotis a surprising amount of people complained that the music was to repetitive and finding different music that even remotely fits my voice and style turned out to be very very hard so i figured no music would be better.
+Arch Warhammer you should look up the newest battle video from total war warhammer and their new policy on chaos
+Arch Warhammer the "original" music was awesome! Please use it again!
+Panagiotis I agree. "Play it again Sam!" Bring it back! it was so sootheing.
+Arch Warhammer No way man. The music fitted perfectly with your narrating. It was like I was listening to DnD stories. Please start using in again!
I for one welcome our new spider overlords.- Kent grotgoblin.
I cant wait for the day Games workshop comes out with a Nippon army roster and it has catgirls and the super unit of the army is a tentacle army accompanied by schoogirl handlers
The amount of hersey in this single comment can rivial the warp it self
The amount of hersey in this single comment can rivial the warp it self
Did he really throw that in?!
I adore this bugger.
Less than a 30 minute lore video? Blasphemy!
EXTERMINATUS
do you mean HERESY ?
+Jan Malte Blasphemy is a form of Heresy.
+Jon De Oliveira Yeah but heresy fits better in the context of Warhammer
+sunttu333 PURGE IT!!!!!!
Being a Night Goblin Shaman seems like winning the lottery in the Warhammer Fantasy world.
I really liked the music you always did behind these videos it made it really relaxing to listen to you. Its still good but please bring back the music it was perfect.
seriously my new favourite quote of all time from arch "Then this leads to more mundane revelations like, *ahem* 'is there an afterlife?' but then Age of Shitmar says 'no, there are only Space Marines"
Well arch you successfully made me look insane at work after laughing my ass off at that...atrocity of music. But it did make my day.
Gotta get me some of the spider venom.. You made that sound good.
great, now I want a greenskin Carameldansen xD
also, Age of Shitmar deserves a video series of its own!
He already did a rant/summary on it, I don't think Arch would have it in his sanity to do another thing for Age of Sigmar honestly.
+marco I know but, we need a hero. Noone else is willing to make a video to rant about AoS for the PROPER reasons. Rules and miniatures aside, everybody is talking about that only. As if the main deal with AoShitmar is the game in and of itself, it could become better, many people like it. But they ravaged, burned, spit on every single piece (almost) of established lore to get there. I am a dedicated HE player, which means I like to gush about their aesthetics and lore and fantasise about them while walking to university. AoS literally took the biggest chunk of my rulebook, everything great, inspiring and tragic about the Phoenix Kings, and just shat on it. Painted the shit purple and wanted me to buy into it, no. Just no.
And that is only one part, there is so much to talk about! Arch is the only one able to do that!
& FAILBADON THE ARMLESS!
Nobody:
Arch: my man you have no idea of the absolute size, the gigantic mass, the pure fucking scale of this massive fucking spider
Karamel dancing? Was not expecting that in a semi-serious lore video. I am not ashamed to say that I was super into it.
Well while that neko part did catch me completely offguard, it did make me laugh like a bastard.
i love the idea of a goblin stoned out of his mind from spider venom spamming magic everywhere and pretty much going HIGH on the ranks
That moment when you realize that if the Imperium ever found the fantasy world, it would be insta-terminatus'd.
Heresy (Sigmar)
Mutations (dwarfs, halflings etc.)
Xenos (Elves/eldar, orks)
Chaos
Yup, bring the big boom.
Doesn’t Warhammer take place on a feudal world somewhere in a back corner of the galaxy?
Having background music was amazing! I hope you bring it back
I honestly thought I was hallucinating watching that goblin riding the spider expand in size in the first 3 minutes
In a world where anything can num on you at anytime it pays not to get hung up on stuff like dying, and if you can find some humor in it, all the better.
Arch are we ever getting a Witch Hunter video? I love them so much Papa Arch...
So goblins love electronic music? Awesome! Goblins having rave parties in The Forest!
MORE LORE
No afterlife, sorry. Just Spess Sigmehreens. - Age of Shitmar
Love it.
Age of sigmarines! Thats gold
GROUND MARINES
Shitmarines
Took you only 4 Years for the Savage Orc Video!
Keep it up ;D
Arch please make a full video of everything the goblin shamans see
That'd make a great First Person Shooter(Zogga?). The spells do little to no damage, until the Shaman starts tripping on venom. Then the spells become super powerful, but the screen starts showing a bunch of random crap and doesn't have every enemy showing. So you have to sober up the little Zogger in order to find the target, then start tripping again.
fucking karamell dansen? really? well, at least you are listening to Swedish meme music
+filip dasilvalarsson jag hade bjudit dig på en öl för din perfekta sammanfattning , men min förödande anti-sociala tendenser hindrar mig.
+DarkLordOfSweden Samma här, fast jag hade nog blivit tvungen att bjuda på läsk i såna fall😜
+filip dasilvalarsson börk
karameldansen haha, you sure made me laugh a bit with that one, btw do you know where I can find these venomous spiders because those two cat-ladies will surely brighten up my day a wee bit more :)
15:55 - I fucken died. XD Perfect insert, Arch. I'ma go rofl now, cuz that shit gave me the gigglefitz.
Four years to get the savage works! Four fucking years! Only by Arch
I've watched this video a few times over the past year and I only just now noticed the goblin shaman in the background near the top, crazy eyed, saying, "Lystna!" Fuckin priceless at 15:56
15:55 *dies from laughing* Jesus, I really want to see a goblin actually experiencing that. and singing swedish :D
with all the hype around warhammer total war and me being fond of 40k not so much fantasy i went searching for info videos. and i have watched about every single one of yours i can. these are very informational and high quality. so do please keep up the good work. i know it may sound very copy and paste from many other channels but yours really should have more subs.
that "Caramelldansen" input killed me
I for one... welcome our new spidery overlords
it took 4 years for the savage orc video :L 3 years ahead of schedule
Your goblin/orcs video are both excellent and hilarious .
Carmel in goblin head... yup, that image made my day.
I was not expecting the dancing.. and I love it
HA said 7-8 years for the savage orks, only took you 4 congrats
best lore videos ever made, always makes me laugh while still getting to the point
0:59 (Jaws theme slowly intensifies)
After hearing this, I wish there was a spider faction in Total War: Warhammer.
10/10 with that caramel dance input
I used to have loads of these and night goblins way back when. I had spider riders and all sorts. I never played Fantast Battle but colleted skaven, goblins, Orks to a lesser extent Empire and a few other odd things. I had so many classic old models - I don't have a clue where a single one is now.
Oh man, you killed me with the caramelldansen bit XD
I got a lot of laughter from this man, thanks! I really needed by a good chuckle after all the craziness going on as of late, you earned another sub!
The gob shaman hallucination / cat girls was priceless LMFAO
Nearly fucking spat all of my coffee over my computer monitor when the caramella dancen came on
Awesome video, please use more clips in your videos, I nearly laughed myself to death.
Goblins did you say? Can never have enough cannon folder.
CAT ! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ! TO MUCH CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT !
Forest Goblins: Exist.
Goblin Slayer: Urge … to kill … *RISING!!!*
love your lore videos ,you made me interested in warhammer
Finally some more Warhammer lore =D that was quite a vacation!!
I could not stop laughing at this video
3 more years till we get that savage ork vid
Close enough
April 2016 truly better days
I love the singing in the goblins head
At Caramelldansen I had energy drink come at my nose...I needed that
Spider-Grot Spider-Grot come to steal whatever you've got!
That Swedish song tho XD
Im so SO sorry little Goblin. All you little Goblins. I hate to break it to you but there is no Gork and Mork. There is no spider deity, there is no afterlife... there are only Space Marines.
imagine being the shaman, in the middle of a battle. and suddenly a bunch of nekomimi started dancing in the sky.
that spider venom its really good.
from which skaven clan is keemstar?
PoljoYT clan pestilence because he spreads cancer
... I am SO happy I subscribed to you :)
Hey arch will you be doing any coverage on space hulk deathwing? I was just watching the gameplay trailer and it looked pretty cool.
caramelldansen
QUICK GIVE ME ALL THE SPIDERS YOU HAVE
I forgot caramelldansen was a thing
Complete lore of Gortrek and Felix
Wished there were bigger spiders in our world :(. They are such friendly creatures.
"Crazier than a bag full of horny ferrets."
Best spider venom vision ever!
when is the video going up for the latest total war video?
I imagine we can expect it by monday
About that Chaos battle replay? There isn't that much to say about it. We have already seen them in another battle.
Wolfgart Krieger Oh, ya. I forgot about that.
15:54 I now need spider venom.
Right everyone hide the drugs from these guys or we are all screwed
lmfao! I would love to see a goblin shaman tripping out to pink elephants doing karamel dancing... come on just imagen that.
15:59 totally did not see that coming!
talk about Warhammer Total War news?!
+X Zaguer Nothing left to say, CA are giving away two races for free where before giving away one was going to lose them lots of money, clearly they're going bankrupt and the game will fail. Oh well.
+rhemorigher ya recently they made chaos avaliable for the "first week" which is cool but it is still BS they didn't just add them into the game from the START.
Can you please do a video on the Black Orcs please?
arch I love these videos very informative and hysterical descriptions favorite one crazier than a bag of horny farrets (my spelling sucks at times forgive)
You should make a video series where you just string together random words for hours
How do they have children? Are they like Orks?
Loretime with Arch, wootwoot^^
you sir, have made my day. Funny and very interesting lore knowledge
THE GOD EMPEROR BLESSED THIS FRIDAY AFTERNOON!
You should do a lore video on Castle Drachenfels
Forest goblin horde spawn mod, a much needed addition to Total War: Warhammer
no wonder those goblins in Tetsura were afraid of Remiru he ate a Arachnoroc!!!
finally a new lore Video. I cant wait for the next.