I'm convinced that this is what he says to himself. Twitter: / themcyum Subscribe if you are new to the channel, let's try to reach 100k before the end of 2020!
How I play Minecraft for the first time: Run around Fall off a cliff Die Respawn Falls into a lake *D R O W N S* Opens computer Open Minecraft Play minecraft
@@jiyzo my little brother does it and it makes me so sad. he made a castle out of diamond and emerald and it looked ugly. my cousin, my aunt, my brother and i made a house together in a mountain that was very big and on his turn he ruined a big part of everything we made by changing a bunch of stuff to emerald and diamond blocks and he changed our builds and ruined my redstone and armory.
I just realized my headphones were plugged into my laptop instead of my phone and was immensely confused on why Carson was talking about banana bread the whole video
oh in my first game i didn't even know how to get crafting tables. i was playing on my phone, so when it got dimmer (cuz nighttime) i thought that it's cuz i was idle for a long time on my phone. then a creeper blew me up. i was beating animals up with leather thats how bad i was
@Cyber Ghost on my first creative world the Netherreactor was still a thing... let's just say I quickly found out why you shouldn't use them inside your base... 😂
CallMeCat me too thats why I wanted to get minecraft cause it looks fun so I got it and knew everything about the game still haven't beat the Enderdragon legitely tho I need to get better at not dying by blazes and wither skeleton and mlg watering against Enderdragon
"this Steve burns deep with vengeance" * ahem * one sec Steve: alas we meet again sheep, you killed my pet flower, now I shall kill you! Sheep: HAHAHA! You fool, I have already charged my bio-fabricated armor to its maximum potential! Steve: Bah! You may have suspected my aerial ambush, but there is one thing you never suspected! * pulls out shears intensely * Sheep: Nani! Steve: Since last we met I have spent countless hours scouring the landscape for the rare ore known as Iron. After accumulating the required materials i was finally able to craft you worst enemy, Sheers! Sheep: This... Can't.... Be..... Possible! *Sheep was slain by Steve*
too accurate since my 6 year old friend BEGS ME FOR CREATIVE just to build a house out of diamond blocks and only downloads maps and when i play the game normally he says "ChEaTeR" or "HOW" and cries if i dont tell him
“All Steve is left with is his existential horrors, his only inadequacy, and his blissful ignorance to the wide and vast world of Minecraft...SO HE DECIDES TO TURN CHEATS ON, BLOW UP THE HOUSE, TWERK ON THE SHEEP, BUILD UPSIDE DOWN T’S, VANDALIZE A MANSION, FIND A STRONGHOLD, AND KILL THE ENDER DRAGON WHILE IN CREATIVE MODE. AND THEN HE DELETES THE WORLD, LEAVING ME IN ETERNAL HELL!” “pretty nice guy.”
Imagine a series where the owner of the server is god, and he spectates various people and gives them resources to help them out make a civilization, like wilburs video.. I WOULD TOTALLY watch that
I remember when I first started playing Minecraft back in 2012 or something, my brother had to show me everything, when I learned I could tower up I was just absolutely amazed.
Steve trying to sleep in the nether is like those people who spam right click to mlg using a bed (press it once only to place it down and you'll be fine)
subscribe or steve will make a house in your nether... this is not a joke.
NOOO
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Haha I already did XDXDXD
Ok
🐺👍
Narrator to Steve: He a little confused but he got the spirit
Hello Death Lord Revenant
The holy spirit
You mean He a little confused but he *god* the spirit
@@homielove9305 no
@@AmorAGemma no
The story of an unrelentless character on a mission. He doesn’t know his mission yet, but he knows god put him there for a purpose.
yep
Amazing
Steve, the man who can break trees with his hand
@@allefbotelho6520 and mines a stone with a wooden pickaxe
@@OmoriSupportsPalestine_143 and someone is copying متعب الايس كريم
2:37 Onward
Narrator: *"...And then he deletes the world, leaving me in E T E R N A L H E L L"*
Music: *Pays respect in chill Mario Galaxy music*
lmao
2:48
Ear Pain
'He then goes onto wikihow'
McYum, you don't need to tell me my lifestory...
I felt personally attacked when he said that
Haha nerd
ok
@@mightypurplelicious3209 yes but actually no
wow I didn't think god would sound so young, expected old man voice
god is omnipotent. He transcends aging and time itself.
@@McYum well he did create the universe after all
@@McYum I see
no u bro it’s God he can sound however he wants
@@McYum
It's just like Merlin the mages in arthur stories, the older he is the younger he looks
Steve meeting other humans: “ew wtf”
Me towards steve: *You and I are not so different*
When your little brother is playing Minecraft:
"So he decides to turn cheats on" sounds like me two years ago
that was me the entire 4 years i was playing minecraft :/
I’ve never played survival until last year, I was too scared, I just played creative
@Hand Channel bruh how did you get so many likes did you use a like bot?
@Hand Channel just tell me
@@howdoi_yt he used creative mode
10 mins before zoom be like:
ok
@@PlanetComputer ok
@@MasterCatsVR ok
@Kiritonth ok
@Wendy Miron ok
How I play Minecraft for the first time:
Run around
Fall off a cliff
Die
Respawn
Falls into a lake
*D R O W N S*
Opens computer
Open Minecraft
Play minecraft
Goes in creative and builds house
Then start playing minecraft
Hold up
wait waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath
They had us in the 1st half ngl
“LEAVING ME IN ETERNAL HELL”
Me every day: “can I just go to hell now mom”
You forgot to add the noob making a giant house out of diamond and emerald blocks after he went into creative mode.
And then gold block
I literally saw this comment lose 1 like before my eyes. *bruh*
Bruh that was me years ago
@@colossaltitan2400 hey same lol
@@jiyzo my little brother does it and it makes me so sad. he made a castle out of diamond and emerald and it looked ugly. my cousin, my aunt, my brother and i made a house together in a mountain that was very big and on his turn he ruined a big part of everything we made by changing a bunch of stuff to emerald and diamond blocks and he changed our builds and ruined my redstone and armory.
“Please for the love of god-!”
-God, the narrator
God love himself
@@hellercord5584 a narcissist !
God dog wait what I. Typing random things so idkkkkk sorrrrwe
Lol
@@albinjt1 oops
“Steve, stop hitting the sheep with hoes” - God 2020
“Stop hitting the sheep with hoes”
My mind: sTaY iNnOcEnT
I just realized my headphones were plugged into my laptop instead of my phone and was immensely confused on why Carson was talking about banana bread the whole video
LMAO
lol hi McYum
@@samrinatohin7246 yo!
Hi mcyum
McYum How are you doing today McYum?
eternal hell: a black screen
God: ETERNAL HELL
Steve: mines straight down
God: not this again...
But overall he was a pretty nice guy
As soon as I saw that bed in the nether I started screaming, as any TrUe MiNeCrAfTeR would...
alternate title: "when 5 year old plays minecraft"
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“He then goes on WikiHow”
Fandom: _am I a joke to you?_
Gamepedia: Yes. Yes, you are.
Lol
XD
I lowkey feel like he was just narrating his friend’s stupid actions, no skit.
the likes make this ten times better
@@user-nk7ks1te1l no help at all hes just staring at them
@Ethan Mobile english
How much subs can i get from this comment
Currently 28 subs
@@NascarFan-hi4et 0
“Oh god not this sh*t again!”
I’m dead lmao! 🤣🤣
Steve: Mines down to bedrock
5 minutes later: "Just like that, he's mined his first block of cobblestone!"
He didn't have a pickaxe. That's why he didn't get the cobble.
@@drzero1520 Yeah but how did he manage to get out of the hole in 5 Minutes?
@@quanbadumiduddledusbingleton its edited, he prob spent 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hours.
“Beats the sheep mercilessly with his shears, going against every rule of Minecraft”
I’m D Y I N G
He knows how to craft an iron helmet but didn't upgrade his stone pick
*GENIUS*
The very definition of brilliance
The next Albert einstein
How to mack iron helmet and upgrade stone pick
I am in the presence of a flipin
Genius
"Steve don't stand over it like that," McYum said calmly.
*looks at villager*
"ew wtf"
*looks at golem*
"awww"
*looks at mirror*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
bruh
@@lisa-7046 faxs
*Continues to punch iron golem*
1:06 20 minutes pass steve is suited and booted
“Steve.. STOP HITTING THE SHEEP WITH *hOEs* “
The fact that he mined diamond with a stone pickaxe over lava while standing on the block deleted some of my brein sells
sells...
saem me losth brein zells
Mi loos brein sells luking et youurrr camment
end te fect tat u are gaka meyks mi enggri
I om gaieng td gzt a streke Fram reeeding thaese cammonts
*Had a zoom meeting but this seems more important..*
a man of class, i see
There’s gonna be that one dumbass who is like “wHy ArE u In ZoOm In NiGhT tImE”
Lol
Wise choice
Why are you in class in NIGHT time
Steve: Oh hey diamonds!
Lava: I’m about to end this mans whole career
1:15
I remember when I used to use Redstone torches when I was 8 and minecraft just released. Good ol' times really.
“So he decides to turn cheats on”
Sounds like my brother
Sounds like me
Have ya seen the hacker in among us
@@grazibraga7434 no
sounds like my cousin
@@offline78 ji
Archeologists in 10000 years will recognize this for what it truly is:
A TRUE MASTERPIECE
Imma leave likes at 69
In Celebration, He Looked At The Wall, Asking Himself
how did my life end up into this
Dude ur vids have been comin in my recommendation so much and I’m so happy u make amazing content keep up the good work
Basically everyone's first time playing Minecraft.
FRIST !!11
Yeah on a comment that no one wants to comment on. It's easy to get first and you spelt first wrong
Rhys Robertson what
@@kingmushroomboy824 gee, that's rude
@Rhys Robertson You're also replying to your own comment.
He’s merely a Mortal
He goes onto wiki how to remind himself how to make a crafting table 😂😂😂
I really want a part two when Steve goes back for round two and concours his greatest fears and challenges and beats the game
Plot twist: this is a narration of everyone’s first Minecraft game
I watched ppl first so i was pretty much a new player but is a good player
oh in my first game i didn't even know how to get crafting tables. i was playing on my phone, so when it got dimmer (cuz nighttime) i thought that it's cuz i was idle for a long time on my phone. then a creeper blew me up.
i was beating animals up with leather thats how bad i was
Wrong!
I didn't even find Gold when I played for the first time. 😂
@Cyber Ghost on my first creative world the Netherreactor was still a thing... let's just say I quickly found out why you shouldn't use them inside your base... 😂
CallMeCat me too thats why I wanted to get minecraft cause it looks fun so I got it and knew everything about the game still haven't beat the Enderdragon legitely tho I need to get better at not dying by blazes and wither skeleton and mlg watering against Enderdragon
"this Steve burns deep with vengeance"
* ahem * one sec
Steve: alas we meet again sheep, you killed my pet flower, now I shall kill you!
Sheep: HAHAHA! You fool, I have already charged my bio-fabricated armor to its maximum potential!
Steve: Bah! You may have suspected my aerial ambush, but there is one thing you never suspected! * pulls out shears intensely *
Sheep: Nani!
Steve: Since last we met I have spent countless hours scouring the landscape for the rare ore known as Iron. After accumulating the required materials i was finally able to craft you worst enemy, Sheers!
Sheep: This... Can't.... Be..... Possible!
*Sheep was slain by Steve*
I can honestly imagine this as an over-the-top top notch animation anime fight
But...but shears don't kill sheep. It just makes them.. bald.
@@R4GNAR0G yes but Steve can still attack sheep with shears
This comment deserves a heart
@@R4GNAR0G but remember.. the wool is an armour. Shearing makes the sheep vulnerable and easy to defeat
Hope you get 1M subs my guy. Good luck! (:
it was fun making this vid thanks for having me
This is actually very accurate to how most 8 year old kids play the game.
too accurate since my 6 year old friend BEGS ME FOR CREATIVE just to build a house out of diamond blocks and only downloads maps and when i play the game normally he says "ChEaTeR" or "HOW" and cries if i dont tell him
@@dorito7753 My 6 year old sister has beaten the game in hardcore
@@elemustarve ;-;
I was better then Steve at Minecraft when I was 8... well now I’m 10 so whatever
@@elemustarve weird flex but ok
“All Steve is left with is his existential horrors, his only inadequacy, and his blissful ignorance to the wide and vast world of Minecraft...SO HE DECIDES TO TURN CHEATS ON, BLOW UP THE HOUSE, TWERK ON THE SHEEP, BUILD UPSIDE DOWN T’S, VANDALIZE A MANSION, FIND A STRONGHOLD, AND KILL THE ENDER DRAGON WHILE IN CREATIVE MODE. AND THEN HE DELETES THE WORLD, LEAVING ME IN ETERNAL HELL!”
“pretty nice guy.”
Uhh ok
Yes that’s exactly what he said in the video
2:27
Thank you i have a hearing problem
Sounds like me when I’m bored
You are litterally the funniest UA-camr ever! U deserve more subs
Everyone be chill untill the super mario galaxy battle music turns on.
You'll hit 1M in a snap bud, I'm rooting for ya!
EthanAnimatez Technoblade called u a random in his stream lol
10/10 Video
Yes
Yes
Was here before it happens :)
"...AND STEVE IS SUITED AND BOOTED."
Also Steve: not wearing a suit or boots
Would've been better if he was only wearing a helmet and pants.
That’s hilarious
lmao
@@D_LGND r/notwooosh
@@D_LGND i don’t care about the law
this made my day better lol
keep it up :D
The Super Mario Galaxy music made this video for me!
So this explains why Steve is so broken in Smash
Hi again
Lol I don’t have a moustache either
69 likes
How is he broken in smash
I see u everywere
The ending is perfect.
Yes
Yeah
Agree
ikr
Agreed
This is probably my favourite channel existing
I have told my child about your channel they ****ing love it!
“Depression now sitting in”
Me right after puberty hit
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me before every mcyum videos :
1.spare headphones "Checked"
2.spare ears "Checked"
3.spare brain "Checked"
now i am ready to watch mcyum vid-
*loses all brain cells afterwards*
@@pan6846 lol
The lack of capitalization made me read this as "mycum" and I had to actually check the channel name to make sure that wasn't it.
@@Ottomeme yare yare
*daze*
Holy crap did I just see a JoJo reference
Concrats on 500k subs
Mcyum I just have to say... that was literally the best video ever man
Ah yes one day dis man will reach 1 million
I was here
666666
he deserves it lol, my stomach hurts from laugjter
He deserves much better
I've been here since 1k, this is warming heart rn
When I first played Minecraft:
How to play Minecraft
1.get wood
2.beat sheep with wood
3.D I E
*I feel called out rn-*
@@MrCrowsNest ;)
@@Prororo ._.
Step 4 is build upside down T
Oh yeah!
This is the best minecraft series ever.
For Celebration He Stares At The Wall And Asks Himself:
*how did my life get to this*
Mood
AND THEN HE DELETES THE WORLD AND LEAVES ME IN ETERNAL HELL is the best sentence ive have ever heard
true
I have ever hear lmao
2:34
"overall, pretty nice guy."
"Stop getting the sheep with hoes"
hands down, best quote
Hitting*
This is probably my favorite video on UA-cam now XD
Mcyum has downloaded the entire mario galaxy soundtrack for this this video
God: He then punches them, relentlessly,
What a man of class.
Imagine a series where the owner of the server is god, and he spectates various people and gives them resources to help them out make a civilization, like wilburs video.. I WOULD TOTALLY watch that
Oh Yas, we would can controll the god
*cough* Mr beast gaming Minecraft challenges *cough*
and mods are added each new episode, to help and kill the players.
@@MrJettster1 could it be that he is
This is my favorite McYum video
you know its a good day when mcyum uploads
2:12
Hates it when the nether portal takes off all your armour
MY DIAMONDS
Why did god say “for the love of god”
hes in his, Jahwe is Savoir, form
Its because hes actually Jesus, God's son, impersonating him. Why do you think he sounds so young?
@@dijkstra4678 the father, the *son* , and the holy spirit
Jakub amen
[insert Obama giving Obama an award here]
mcyum as steve :in celebration he's looked at the wall asking himself"how did my life lead into this"
“Breaking all rules of Minecraft, the man uses red stone tools to light his way”
😂that line got me good😂
*A Steve joins in full of innocence, joy and most importantly, **_hope_*
Narrator: *happy noises*
Steve: _I’m sorry, I don’t think so._
Steve is so ignorant about the world he lives in, but actually has the knowledge and understanding of changing his game modes?
*BRUH*
He probably looked at the wiki
I wish we had a life wiki then i can fly
@@hazelskiesalt Bro just get an elytra smh
@@notryuu8602 k thanks i can fly now
*BRUH MOMENT*
I want more you should do this for the different types of players in minecraft
i lowkey wish i could give u a million subs bud u honestly deserve it :)
McYum you're growing insanely fast right now
he deserves this, this is the best video ever created
he deserves this, this is the best video ever created
Of course he does
he deserves this, this is the wurst video ever destructed
As a Minecraft Player, I can agree, this is how a God would view a noob player's world.
Yup
Yes I view it like that
I agree lol
Where he finds a stronghold then thrown an ender pearl at it is by far the funniest part
hi mc yum i am a big fan of your vids keep up the good work and love the mario galexy music
My parents were worried when I laughed straight for half an hour at this.
Haha i dont have a mustache either!!
"And then he deletes the world LEAVING ME IN ETERNAL HELL" man im dead XD
I remember when I first started playing Minecraft back in 2012 or something, my brother had to show me everything, when I learned I could tower up I was just absolutely amazed.
Should have added a part where he try’s to make a aquarium with silverfish
Video: comes out early
Everybody: INteNse FaST tYPinG
Bruh stop copy pasting across quite almost every video I see
Well this is very accurate as i think of McYum as GOD
Ados ADENNNNNNN
Ados WHATS POPPING MY BOY
aloakk omg DAD i found you
This is still as amazing as I remembered
Steve trying to sleep in the nether is like those people who spam right click to mlg using a bed (press it once only to place it down and you'll be fine)
2:48 when I let my little brother play on my world
2:48 when I let my little sister play on my world
Real life god:AND THEN HE DELETES HIS BROTHER FROM THIS WORLD
Ethan Sanchez LEAVING HIM IN A ETERNAL HELL
How many times have you watched the last bit?
Me: Yes
Mines would be “he walks to a village, almost drowns in a well. Then almost drowns in the same well”
'LEAVING ME IN AN ETERNAL HELL, but on the whole he's a pretty nice guy.'
Nobody:
God: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Xd
Wtf lol