3:53 Real props to the speedrunner for his authenticity here. He could've made it look like he didn't forget his bow and arrow but he showed it. Very honest and authentic speedrun for once and this part just goes to show. Thank you for this.
with a chest full of netherite armor and a netherite sword anf also the portal with all 12 ender eyes and when he goes to the portal the dragon is automatically killed
This video is too good. I've literally rewatched it so many times and it still gets me every time. Your videos are not only funny but so satirical as well.
@@CalamityTerra Just did some reverse engenering with a team of 42069 people who borrowed me their GPU and CPU to find the seed that we recreated in an exact copy, after going throo 3456789098765434567890876545678 seeds, but I found it, it is in fact 69420360696969
@@liamspiderhack oh my god. What? This vid is a joke? I dont know that. Omg ur so smart. I didnt even notice the joke side of this video damn im so dumb
nah that's just how counting works you go from 1 2 3 4 and then when you get to 360 you go back like 359 358 357 356 until you get to 0 (1 2 3 4.. ..358 359 360 359 358.. ..4 3 2 1) obviously how do you not know this
1.19 Features -- All new 'Mining Moe' which can be rarely found in caves and gives the player a diamond pickaxe. -- God can be found one place in the world. Although there will be techniques to find his location. -- Piglins now have a 0.2% giving the player Netherite Armour, and a 0.067% of giving a sword too! -- And lastly, there is a 0.00037% chance of 'Herobrine' Spawnibg in the end every time the player enters - he will usefully give the player creative mode, which can be used to easily defeat the Dragon.
Pointed out to my bf when watching this that he also resets the timer after each cut and he started dying even harder as the boosted bass destroyed our ears
Man I bout fell out looking at this man, and what make it funny is the fact that you can actually go and about 60% of the vids are this, Nice Mcyum you earned a subscribe.
NOOO0BB3 Roblox he was talking about the piglin that gave him a full set of netherite and a enchanted netherite sword which was a person you know that right?
I love how when god shows up, he’s all like “OMG ITS THE NEWEST FEATURE IN THE GAME” And then when he’s in the end and herobrines there, *THE NEWEST FEATURE IN THE GAME*
Didn't you hear about 1.18, the Gods and Demons update? It added the Mining Mo, God and Herobrine as well as several neat and subtle tricks that are neurologically activated to help the player out in convenient situations.
guess that means i'm the best minecraft player then...
It says you added this comment 14 minutes ago but the video was 8 minutes ago
@@daviddedy9513 maby the video was private first and then public alot of people do that
@@FriedMonkey362 that makes sense
This so funny lol
your the worst speedrunner in the game
i like how the game got 4 updates while he was speedrunning
EDIT: maybe 6 updates
ikr, There is 1 Million people working on minecraft so they have 45351 Updates a day
Luck
4? Isn’t it three?
1. Mining mo 2.god 3. Is with the blazes and 4. Is herobrian
Edit:4 is lava spawning randomly on top of player making 5. Herobrian
@@Dabbae I was thinking the lava would be with the blaze update but alright
“I found the mining mole!!”
“I FOUND GOD”
“I need to trade with the piglets”
Dude, I freaking lost it.
Thank
What about my man herobrine?
The timer at the end killed me!
yea he found herobrine
3:53 Real props to the speedrunner for his authenticity here. He could've made it look like he didn't forget his bow and arrow but he showed it. Very honest and authentic speedrun for once and this part just goes to show. Thank you for this.
hey
I love how the excuse was always “IT’S A NEW FEATURE IN THE GAME!!”
7 year old me beating the game in creative
but you actually forgot you cant get any achievements in creative mode
I was not a smart seven year old
꧁GALAXY KITTENZ SUNSHINE꧂ wow i wish i had java edition :((
omg same
youtuber I like bedrock more because no block-hits and more simple to learn great community.
fake speed runners when they watch this video: “pfft, amateurs, you didn’t even dig straight into the portal room.”
with a chest full of netherite armor and a netherite sword anf also the portal with all 12 ender eyes and when he goes to the portal the dragon is automatically killed
And the portal wasn’t completely full
@@evanlambert9103 im saying what are rreally fake speed runners
U
@@WoopahIsWoopah u
2:44 bro I love that he can’t even make an excuse for why this is real 😂
HA HA HA
you know it’s real because it’s real
@@ayuballena8217 the floor is made of floor.
@@theonlynoob2939 and air is air
its 100% real duhhh
I will never find what happens if you hyperventilate when speedrunning 0:24
😂😂😂
You find the mining moe
I like how he keeps saying, “The newest feature.” Like it updates during his run.
Yess XD
Lol so true tho
You copied my comment
Sorry not really
Lol
i like how he straight up says "ignore my annoying voice"
Yea
I'm still waiting for the Mining Mole and God to be added.
Actually the Rascal was the closest to the mining mole
This video is too good. I've literally rewatched it so many times and it still gets me every time. Your videos are not only funny but so satirical as well.
Mining Mole: *DIAMONDS*
herobrine: *CREATIVE MODE*
God: *ObSiDiAn*
Lol hahaha
Nah fam, he gave him the ability to travel from the netherworld to the overworld freely at any point whenever he feels like it.
@@isabellamanon4632 so god sent him to hell? (the nether) hmm
It's strange how god gives him obsidian and herobrine gives him creative why didn't god give him creative?
@@serious5109 may be the god dont want him, thats why he sent him in nether
I did the math, the probability of all these events occurring in a random seed is 1/1009826714578211, you got lucky
The exact seed is 69420360696969
@@CalamityTerra Just did some reverse engenering with a team of 42069 people who borrowed me their GPU and CPU to find the seed that we recreated in an exact copy, after going throo 3456789098765434567890876545678 seeds, but I found it, it is in fact 69420360696969
Looks like I'm not meeting god
Because there is a mega low chance of mining stone and getting a bow 🤣
Noodle Kujo yes
Ah yes the mining mole, my favorite Minecraft character
Kids playing minecraft in 2022 trying to get new record be like
As you can see, this is a reenactment of Morgz playing Minecraft.
LOL
Sounds just like him
Nah jaystation
this is extremely accurate
He forgot challenge in the title
Fake: He didn't spawn in a village with a chest that contains Netherite Equipment and 64 Eyes of Ender.
Well it could be only 16 eyes of ender
yeah and why didnt he god 64 gapples, obvoisly fake
This whole video is a joke xd
@@liamspiderhack dang rly i could not of guessed
@@liamspiderhack oh my god. What? This vid is a joke? I dont know that. Omg ur so smart. I didnt even notice the joke side of this video damn im so dumb
I love how at the end the timer looses most of it's time and goes backward
I like how the "stronghold glitch" is treated like a feature and not an exploit
"NO WAY GUYS, WE FOUND GOD, IT'S A NEW FEATURE IN THE GAME"
Someone , 0 a. c
Fake
I think that’s zues
It looked like Zeus
Wait he said "OMG THE MINING MOLE, NEWEST FEATURE"
Now God is?
LMAOOO
@@Artixxl he said mining mole
I like how the time would go backwards and forwards at times.
Tenet: minecraft edition
The moment Thomas tried to look like Herobrine by avoiding his gaze killed me😂😂
the fact that it took him about 7 minutes to beat the game while with all cheats lol.
exactly, he probably didnt even beat world record
No, 0.17 seconds
@@SOTP. same thing
No one going to talk about how he shortens the timer during the Ender Dragon fight?
Nope
I mean, the timer was going backwards at some po- I mean this speedrun is legit what are you talking about
Thats how timers work dont they, they go reverse at some point
@@elvingabrillo8487 its rewind time
nah that's just how counting works you go from 1 2 3 4 and then when you get to 360 you go back like 359 358 357 356 until you get to 0
(1 2 3 4.. ..358 359 360 359 358.. ..4 3 2 1)
obviously how do you not know this
R. I. P to all the 6 year old's who spent all day tring to find the "Mining Mole" and "God".
XD i think some did
Lol
xd
69 likes? I'll ruin it for ya
And herobrine
I love how at 4:22 he just takes off almost four full minutes. As if the other stuff wasn't enough.
i just love at 2:23 when the pigman drops pearls but you can see he picks them back up its a small touch but absolutely hilarious
Fake speedrunners logic: Everything is a new feature.
@@user-wn2on8hl8x U GOT A POINT DOE AND FUCK U!
you people know a lot about trucks
Yup
omg "Fake speedrunners logic" *is a new feature in minecraft*
Its jokin not real
OMG THE NEWEST FEATURE IN THE GAME THE STOPWATCH STARTED GOING BACKWARDS IN THE GAME OH MY GOD!!!!!!
This is requiem
Fake
Dmn Nmd of course it is it’s a joke
@@colk5373 jOjo refErEnCE
@@sayko9389 No it's a JoJo reference not a JoJo reference
"Minecraft but every time I'm really lucky my mic gets more distorted"
Plot twist: He's actually in a parallel universe, where minecraft was created with these features
*minecraft: the speedrun update* (1.17)
w... t... f...
16.2?
@@Tainted_Apollyon 1.19.3
2.36.4 version of minecraft
the timer be like :⬆️⬇️
Tru
I didn't even notice that lol
For real
The fact that someone has beat the game faster then 5 minutes without any armour and it shows how far Minecraft speed running has came
I love how he says god and the mining mole are new but gives up when the sheep drops steak.
I like how his voice gets progressively more cursed lol
*annoying
stolen from dream lol
@@skurd721 distorted*
I dident notices
i didn't notice*
"Herobrine just gave me creative", he said calmly
The way you spelled Herobrine gave me testicular cancer
"Herobrain" lmao
@@No-cs2xf sorry
HEROBRINE, HEROBRINE, HEROBRINE JUST GAVE ME CREATIVE!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter meme ref?
@@Sand-Walker13 indeed
Dude. That was INSANE. Congrats on beating the world record.
congratulations on beating the world record. this is the most legit speedrun i've seen.
Plot twist: He got early access on the new minecraft update
LoL
It’s 1.19
Ok
1.19 Features
-- All new 'Mining Moe' which can be rarely found in caves and gives the player a diamond pickaxe.
-- God can be found one place in the world. Although there will be techniques to find his location.
-- Piglins now have a 0.2% giving the player Netherite Armour, and a 0.067% of giving a sword too!
-- And lastly, there is a 0.00037% chance of 'Herobrine' Spawnibg in the end every time the player enters - he will usefully give the player creative mode, which can be used to easily defeat the Dragon.
The mining moe is real
"Give the pigmen 1 gold"
The pigmen: "imma give this man everything"
The best part is was a zombie pig man sjjshsbjs
yes
The pigman was really poor and had lots of stuff
The pigmen doesn't even trade, the piglin does
Edu Fighter *YOU’RE GOING TO R/WOOOOSH*
When i was a kid, i didnt know these were fake, so i went on minecraft and tried to summon the blaze like that
Pointed out to my bf when watching this that he also resets the timer after each cut and he started dying even harder as the boosted bass destroyed our ears
Warden : * added to minecraft *
Speed runner : aight... imma head out...
I’d do the same
Dream won't quit 😛
R'TeamComics
U better not be a Stan :/
@@exiryn2992 dream is a terrible UA-cam who manipulates his followers
Cortez Daslayer i watched a bit of him but i don’t stan him
I died when the “piglin” started dropping netherite armor
It was a zoglin, so It's even more ridiculous.
@@lulper3052 nah man it was a ender dragon
@@lulper3052 Ziglin (No one calls it that but whatever) not Zoglin, Zoglin is zombie Pumba
@@lulper3052 I think you mean zombie piglin bc zoglin is zombified hoglin
XD
Anyone: *breathes*
McYum: "OMG ITS A NEW FEATURE IN THE GAME GUYS"
"ignore the sounds in the background guys those are edited in" this confirms that this is a legit run
Mom: Son we are leaving in 7 mins
5 year old me:
lol 😭
@@JONOFTHEJONS I played Minecraft when I was 5. My cousin, who I thought was so cool at the time, played it so I decided to, as well. 😭
@@JONOFTHEJONS why not
@@JONOFTHEJONS u must be below 11 to not know
@@JONOFTHEJONS I did when I was 5.. lol
Everyone gangsta till the stopwatch becomes a timer
*wheeze*
Average Calisthenics Guy
ah yes, best comment ever,
“ “
LOL
@@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 how did you do that
i love how god basically sends him to hell by helping him build the nether portal
“Bom bom bom… BING BING BING BING BING. I SURE HOPE THIS DROPS A BOW AND ARROW!! *OH MY GOD IS THAT FREAKING HEROBRIAN*
“I’m lacking a bit of wood”
*Picks up a thousand blocks of wood from one tree*
Wdym this video is real
It's just a minecraft feature that's normal
new update. Didn't u hear?
@@msi_i_chad3061 LOL
YoU HAVe 777 LiKEs SO I?M not RUINing iT
The “it’s a new feature in the game” is one of the most iconic quotes in Gaming let’s play, and speed run history in my opinion.
I loved the attention to detail of "1 minute into the run, it's already night time"
I love the little details like herobrine just being in the end room before he goes through the portal
*everyone: the timer is literally going backward*
speedrunner: TIME TRAVEL THE NEWEST AND BEST FEATURE OF THE GAME GUYS
yes
Lol
Lol
XD
WAIT TIMER GOING BACKWARDS???!?!?! OH NO THIS IS END OF 2020
him: *breaks tree*
tree: have 1 quintillion wood
It has back up wood that they forgot
IIsanodII Yeah it’s a new feature
Normal logic wdym
Lol true
LMFAO
I've looked thoroughly and can conclude this is a real speedrun.
This mans is so skilled, he managed to trade with a zombie piglin. No wonder it gave him full netherite armor
"I'm pretty sure windows movie maker has a feature like that"
I died
Where
4:47
”He just gave us creative mode” i fucking lost it
No need to cuss
;-;
Tysm for 3 likes:)
@@larynngraywill6443 4
Edit:6
@@larynngraywill6443 uh okay it's a joke
@@larynngraywill6443 no more saying cuss words guys its inappropriate and you will go to jail 1!!!11!
I love how there are several jump cuts
The fact you built a 4x4 nether portal is actually amazing
The day later:
"Sorry guys the run wasn't verified because my toggle sprint was on, but don't worry guys i'll get the WR next time!"
1st comment
@@asdfghjklyfyfyv so?
Tort So ?
@@nguyenphung9728 so?
Purek1ller so?
I love how at some point the timer starts counting *down*
it skips to 2 minutes from 5 when herobrine gives him creative mode too
Ayayayay
@@obambagaming1467 *AYAYAYA
the fact that this run (without the time cut at the end) would be slower than the actual world record is crazy
This is Dooley priceless and the crappy voice makes it even better😂😂😂
I like how his mic quality is good at the start and quickly gets worse after he meets the mining mole
*Q U A L I T Y C O N T E N T*
It gets better ??????
@@kadenforsyth7505 *Y E S*
You mean mining hole
@@jaydenchen8095 its mining mole
"I'm trying to make this look real, this is
S T E A K. Its a flipping *S H E E P* mate!"
Honestly this is the best line ever recited in history.
I know right
Lmfao
I read this comment at the exact time he said that line such a coincidence lmao
This is definitely the best mcyum vid
Man I bout fell out looking at this man, and what make it funny is the fact that you can actually go and about 60% of the vids are this, Nice Mcyum you earned a subscribe.
Can't stop laughing. Are you trying to kill me?
“Dude I’m trying to make this look real STOP GIVING ME STEAK”
LMAO 😂
You are dumb its real for a Gilch that shep give you steak do its real
@@SSlime just like badabun mario speedrun. super real
Derreck Reyes yes
Hahah
THE TIMER GOING BACKWARDS AT THE END HAD ME DONE
IKR HAHAHSHAGGJDKS
I swear 😭
The fact real speedruns are getting close to the fake runs are insane
the lying got so bad by the end, perfect
I like how everytime some thing that doesnt exist in minecraft gets called the newest feature in the game
Ikr
Thats... Hard to understand
So...
They’re not.. real...?
@@a-10warthog78 ye lol
Noob
This is real, the "cuts" are just god teleporting him. Thx goddd
He’s just that good dude
@@FlittaLink He's just got a good gaming chair
The cuts are just god stopping time
@@Pyrolite ZA WARUDO
:-) yes
"OH MY GOD ITS THE MINING MOLE!"
iconic
The Mining Mole: I raised that boy.
"Look at the 2 shot on the Ender Dragon!"
*"B O U M"*
The Neon 08 u just had to ruin the fun u fucking casual
The Neon 08 you ruined it.
Hi im subcribe to you
hi kleembus
Lenard 1000th like
Bro, his voice is louder than my microwave
That was so great but it would've better if the portal to the end only had 1 slot open.
The 4 horsemen of apocalypse:
Mining mole
God
“Piglin”
Herobrine
Exactly
When you realize piglin is actually real feature: 👀👄👀
NOOO0BB3 Roblox he was talking about the piglin that gave him a full set of netherite and a enchanted netherite sword which was a person you know that right?
@@kip3427 do you know its a joke
I wish those were a real feature😂
"god нelp ι ғυcĸed ιт υp"
this line killed me 😂😂😂😂
xD
This is 2020
My whole life in a nutshell
Idk man, that seemed pretty realistic, it was all his Rng in the seed.
Korba who beat the game in 30 secs: *I'm for 4 parrell universes ahead of you
Is no one gonna talk about how the timer goes backward at the end
Nope lol
I saw that too and was so confused. lol
Its a new feature
Its a brand new feature
😂 nope
I love how the quality of his mic gradually gets worse and the timer goes backwards when he kills the dragon
@Duck Go Quacks that’s enough normal pills for today
Whats the music name
@@waddletea5866 dream speedrun music
It’s because the micro phone is bleeding from his screams
whats the name of the music at the end?
Damn even the timer said "lemme just rewind dis dude be too good"
I come back to this 2 years later and still somehow laugh
I love how when god shows up, he’s all like “OMG ITS THE NEWEST FEATURE IN THE GAME”
And then when he’s in the end and herobrines there, *THE NEWEST FEATURE IN THE GAME*
It happened while he was playing
Didn't you hear about 1.18, the Gods and Demons update? It added the Mining Mo, God and Herobrine as well as several neat and subtle tricks that are neurologically activated to help the player out in convenient situations.
@@9nikolai was that minecraft *cough cough* minecon live?
I see herobrines flbefore he enters the wnd
Wow 400 likes? I’ve never even gotten 200 before.
Thx so much everyone!
Imagine you as your younger 8 year old self ad saw this but didnt see the title:
*w o a h i s t h a t g o d ? ?*
I showed my brother it and hid the title by covering meh hand, he was like
“OMG GOD?? Is it new feature? I wanna try, buy me Minecraft rn”
Lol
Summing god in minecraft gone wrong
@@sarahdacookiecat lol
Yea
Showed to my little sis
Who is God?
WOWZERS!! this video was super cool! keep up the good work pal
At the end, bro’s time was decreasing 😂😂😂
I love how he just said “Oh My GoD GoD”
H A N D _ I just read that
Ikr! XD
Lol same ya kid.!
didnt he say "oh my good god"?
I saw this the second I heard that
We've invented the GOD% MINECRAFT SPEEDRUN CATEGORY
Hi
God has come down from the Minecraft clouds. Also he has that dream music
Atheists can't run in this category.
Dave Miller. I was waiting for that joke. No offense to atheists. Because it’s 2020 so I can’t laugh without explaining
Hello
This is called epic
“I sure do hope this block drops a bow and arrow”