Somehow I keep seeing comments that "IT WAS MEANT TO BE EASY" from people who clearly did not watch the video. If it was designed to be an easy job, why did they break in from the direction where it's hardest to break in,,,,, and then set off the traps on purpose...? I made fun of this kind of comment in the video and people were still dumb enough to type them.
One of the best ways to tell if a base sucks is to skip to the middle of the video and if they are sneaking around slowly or running around clueless while saying "I'm going to die" it sucks
@@CanyonF As opposed to “Hmmm… I have no idea what I’m doing, this is impossible.” A good base doesn’t have people screaming like children (that usually shows that it’s scripted), a good base has people thinking like engineers.
@@DespOIcito Correct, because if a person is running around screaming in a base with a supposedly large amounts of traps and defenses, then those traps and defences suck or don't exist (if they did, then the person wouldn't be running around, they'd be dead). If they're able to sneak the entire way through, that means that there were gaping holes or backdoors into the security system which were purposefully left there (for god knows why).
The quality of content is equivalent to the quality of effort you've put in it. If you didn't even bother to do research for the base, at least put the effort to make the plot believable.
@@GlideSpandexI watch clown, branzy and ash, and I can say that they're great, not much is staged, clown goes around and kill people, branzy being branzy, and ash is using crazy but possible exploits and just has a couple shenanigans here and there
In the end, the safest base defense was not the Warden, nor the Withers, nor the Cobblestone generating walls but... players foolishness of dropping the egg regardless. Poetry.
Kenadian typically takes around 5-6 business days. That's faster then the rate they manage to make these terrible prisons. And yet, Kenadian's debunks are always thought through, and these prisons could be beaten by PointCrow's goldfish.
I'm gonna upload a video titled "THE SAFEST STORAGE SYSTEM IN MINECRAFT! 10000% STEAL-PROOF!!!!" and the video is just a 10 second clip of me crafting an ender chest
5:11 “correction: one of the torches *that are on* “ And at that moment I knew something was going to be wrong with the system, just not *how* wrong it would be. It’s truly a masterclass in trap design to create a trap where not only do half the triggers not work, the primary one actually renders the entire trap completely harmless even if one of the other triggers *does* work!
Ok listen my idea for the safest base on minecraft: 1) dig a hole deep 3 blocks. 2)cover the top with a grass block 3) keep pressing shift 4)if you need chests place them on the floor
Nah, better idea. 1. Allow cheats 2. Switch to creative 3. Build a 5 block thick bedrock box 4. Seal entrance 5. Hope nobody in the prison community is on the server or they’ll try whacky glitches.
Lifesteal gives me an idea on how to make a successful SMP. 1. Get some friends together 2. Hold their families hostage and force them to take acting classes 3. Give them a script for the SMP that was written in like an hour with ChatGPT 4. Record it and post it to UA-cam 5. Profit.
Yeah, this whole series probably would have been better if the events were unscripted and all was led by pure roleplay power. At least it would make for believable and non-repeating plots.
The best part is that 'base' in particular resembles some old build I made when I was 10. It was a fortress made entirely out of Iron Blocks, with built in note-block alarms, sniper tower with complementary ultra-enchanted bow, and a panic room with an escape route and self-destruct buttion, not to mention a bunch of barriers ahead of the secured front door. Netherrack fire pitfalls, lava moat, obsidian + iron door(?) barrier, soul sand trap with built-in arrow turrets, intruder-detecting tripwires, piston-extending barricade on the outer perimiter, you name it, it was there. Of course the wall itself was only 5 blocks wide and 4 blocks tall, and only in front of the door. The rest of it was just haphazardly-placed iron stacked to look like something like a fortress. So, the only thing this base made by supposed adults has above 10-year-old me is that it's 'defenses' are more inventive. They're not harder to bypass in the slightest, and only cover one side. All acting of course, but with none of the real imagination.
I have the perfect trap. It will be a sign with a lot of text. And sign will have a pressure plate in front of it. So the player will step on the plate setting off some red stone that will free a bunch of wardens and the player will be too distracted reading the sign. My plan is perfect.
6:30. Congratulations. You've summed up every single lifesteal video. It's always this plot: -Player loses all health and get's banned. -Comes back. Now a social Outcast. Either 1) They're on their own. 2) They get trapped. -Creates plan to get revenge. (Which is strangely very well done and edited.... like for real) -Invites some 'friends' (despite being an outcast) to help them out. -Weird traps and puzzles. -Gets revenge. Causing the players, with full enchanted NETHERRITE gear to die. -Happily ever after. Everything is fine. Seriously. They go through more Netherrite gear than an entire season of hermitcraft. Like, how are these people still 'friends' with each other. Sure, if it happens like... a few times, but when it's the same group of people just being an asshole on a weekly/daily basically each time. I genuinely would stop hanging out with these people or go play somewhere else lmao.
@@elishafollet5347 No hermits just tend to spend ungodly amts of time grinding out gear and stuff s that they can focus on their content and shenanigans
@@elishafollet5347 it varies from server to server. Lifesteal isnt them actually really "playing the game", they just act and stage everything. Hermitcraft, though, is all the players genuinely playing the game and doing stuff. Think of them as ends of a line. Every SMP is somewhere on that line. some are genuine and are people actually playing, and others are completely fake
It’s simple lol, these people have lives outside of the smp and are genuinely good friends so they don’t take anything personally because in the end it’s just for CONTENT and fun. It’s just a game, most of the shit is scripted anyways and tbh re-gearing isnt as tedious as it’ll seem when you realize how sweaty some of the players are LOL.
@@aggravatedassaultduck depends on the shape and the direction gravity is drawn that is traveling at a speed of 7 years per kilogram (not my line, james bucket qna)
@@guardianofthetoasters2323 Not sure why I responded that to this comment. but idea was since players are a threat to themselves give them a tempting chance to sabotage themselves.
I’ve built a base literally NO ONE can get into. It is ACTUALLY the most secure and safe base ever. How, you may ask? It is a dirt box. The only way to get in is to load in and go inside. Good luck finding the drive to the world!
I didn't even watch Ro's video, I saw the title and was like, "how easily will Kenadian break into this?" But this... this exeeded my wildest imagination.
I think the most annoying part has nothing to do with the actual base. It’s Pangi’s portrayal. Pangi is shown as this powerful bully in Ro’s video but in reality Pangi worked his ass off to just see the egg and Ro just sets off the bomb and destroys the egg, but doesn’t apologize in any meaningful way. He’s just “Oops I destroyed the thing you worked for months trying to get my bad”. No wonder he got shot and tried to make himself look better
@@AeonKnigh432 You do realise their fanbase consisting (Mostly) of 7-12 year olds believe all of it is real, and actually hate on the creator being portrayed as a villain?
@@myshaagarwal1976 It sure did, but the fact that the funny Heart Transplant SMP base has a single wall isn't the only thing he has ever pointed out in his UA-cam career...
love the video, both of them, Roshambos video was a fun bit of storytelling, but I thought some things were off in it, but dismissed them to keep me immersed, but I am glad you made a great debunk vid as well, I like seeing that all my suspicions and "why didn't they just do this?" "why do only three withers target them?" "why didn't they just go around? all the traps are very linear" be correct, thank you for making this video, great one
I didn't watch Lifesteal since rek left and, man, whatever happened to security through obscurity? They used to protect the kidnapped pets and other stuff by hiding them instead of building huge vaults, and detective work to find it was both entertaining and believable.
Genuinely. I dig underground, find a lava pit, turn it to obsidian, and build my house over it. Then I make a hole in a random spot in the obsidian floor, dig two blocks down, surround the walls and floor of the hole with obsidian, and put a chest at the bottom with my most prizes possessions. I memorize the exact placement of the chest, put one stone block above it, then top it off with obsidian. Whenever I need stuff from the chest I dig it up while nobody is around then rebury it. When I need even more security I go to the nether, glitch above the bedrock, and hide stuff there.
Some he gets world downloads, some he actually does recreate them, based on details from the videos and the world seed, which he even knows how to find if it's not provided.
Hey kenadian, I know you probably won’t see this, but I’ve been watching you for around a year now, and the success you’ve had and how much you’ve grown as a content creator is massive. I cant wait to see how much further you can go! The content is purely top tier and I always watch all the way through. Keep up the good work
@@mystik_owl Enderpearls are disabled, meaning you can't throw them, but you can still obtain and craft with them, and silk touching an enderchest from an end city is also viable if they can't craft them for some odd reason
@@KokichusThe problem I have with Lifesteal is that it advertises itself as being unscripted and not having lore. At least the Dream SMP was transparent about being scripted.
Lifesteal isn't scripted They have general ideas for their stuff and they will discuss it with teammates but theres always a chance something will get leaked Roshambo's video wasn't faked, but some stuff was dramatized for the content. The egg wasnt a decoy, for example. It was destroyed and Branzy paid the server owner 100 dollars to get it back into the game because he felt bad for one of the players who had dedicated months to get it. It's really just about perspective, everyone interprets the story differently. If it was scripted it'd be far easier to tell, line mess ups and genuine venting wouldnt be happening on streams (see zam's twitch) etc, its not scripted, just dramatized
And like ... we also have to keep in mind the lifestealers arent the besg redstoners or the best survivors, so something like a vault like that would be a genuine challenge for them They dont have infinite retries, nor armor sets etc, its difficult because theyre pretty normal players and not dedicated prison builders etc
Who will break into the base faster and better ? ● 3 powerful players that are surviving on the deadliest server in minecraft (one of them builded the base and 'knows' "how to get in") Or ● a Group of Small Fans (they have no idea what they are even up against)
It's cool that roshambo has asked Kenadian how to get his friends out of prison on one of the previous seasons o lifesteal and now Kenadian makes sure that he doesn't start making flawed prisons himself...
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"In reality, the true safest base is a base millions and millions of blocks away, in bedrock level, with the terrain untouched" - A 2b2t player in a video's comment section or something "The most secure base is a hidden one." - Mumbo Jumbo, titled the best redstoner
TO SNEAK SNACKS AT 3AM: DO NOT go down the stairs and into the kitchen, instead: 1. Go steal your parent's keys 2. Go to your room and jump out the window. 3. go through the backyard 4. go through the front door 5. go into the kitchen 6. get snacks
the fact that they blazed through the base easily and only lost the dragon egg because of a mistake on their end is a testament to just how bad the base is
It's always funny seeing these kind of videos (the lifesteal SMP one) where you can tell there's SOME effort put into it, but not enough. It's literally half-assing it. At least they could've cleared the bridges but naah.
I’ve grown away from Lifesteal. But I continue to watch Rekrap because the stuff he actually does is legit. At least the stuff on trying to farm 10 million melons, going to each of the closest end portals in Lifesteal and hiding them, beating Minecraft on 1000x speed, beating Minecraft’s Easter egg update and more. I’m sure he’s probably known about stuff that is staged in the past, heck maybe he’s been part of some (don’t understand the whole meeting events in Lifesteal) but his content is more real than most. You don’t spend a whole year planning and practicing trying to farm 10 million melons.
So I watched this video because I like these debunking videos since they're so silly and goofy, but I didn't expect to actually learn that redstone clocks on chunk borders break themself. Thank you kind sage!
I would get this reference but my pronouns are omz/is/cool so I don’t remember watching that video (If you get this reference then you broke the hopper and found modified booster rockets and krisp’s wings but we don’t know those rockets were there BECAUSE HE NEVER BROKE THE HOPPER) ((If you get that second reference you don’t have dementia)) (((Please help I can’t stop making references)))
Somehow I keep seeing comments that "IT WAS MEANT TO BE EASY" from people who clearly did not watch the video.
If it was designed to be an easy job, why did they break in from the direction where it's hardest to break in,,,,, and then set off the traps on purpose...? I made fun of this kind of comment in the video and people were still dumb enough to type them.
I mean, it was technically meant to be easy. It was staged, so they couldn't make it legitimately hard. They had to pretend to make it hard.
yes
Tbf, they are a bunch of fresh adults just messing around and hanging out with each other. Of course, they will set off some traps
those are truly lifesteal kids
Stop trying to defend lifestyle if they make THIS stuff then people can criticize it
This is why lifesteal transitioned from making their own redstone to asking redstoners to use their designs lol
but
cwaftymastemtne, Minecwaft cant be a sphere its made of cuwbes
Did you actually get the thousand dollars or was it clickbait ;-;
@@JPmagicMC Leo did pay me 1k yes xd
@@CraftyMastermanI’m such a big fan of you
@@CraftyMastermanI love ur videos
One of the best ways to tell if a base sucks is to skip to the middle of the video and if they are sneaking around slowly or running around clueless while saying "I'm going to die" it sucks
as opposed to what
@@CanyonF As opposed to “Hmmm… I have no idea what I’m doing, this is impossible.”
A good base doesn’t have people screaming like children (that usually shows that it’s scripted), a good base has people thinking like engineers.
Huh. I never thought about that.@@RangerW36
@@CanyonF literally anything besides running around screaming
@@DespOIcito Correct, because if a person is running around screaming in a base with a supposedly large amounts of traps and defenses, then those traps and defences suck or don't exist (if they did, then the person wouldn't be running around, they'd be dead). If they're able to sneak the entire way through, that means that there were gaping holes or backdoors into the security system which were purposefully left there (for god knows why).
That isn't a Wither Wall trap. That's the Willy Wonka Glasgow Wither Wall.
Underrated comment
this hilarious 😂😂😂
@@everettw.9610i fully agree this guy needs atleast 1k likes
@@everettw.9610agreed he needa atleast a thousand likes
400 people have spawned in, and liked
Remember, “The most valuable resource on Lifesteal is content.”
-Clownpierce
How is this such a good quote
The quality of content is equivalent to the quality of effort you've put in it. If you didn't even bother to do research for the base, at least put the effort to make the plot believable.
PREACH! Branzy and clown are my favorite combo but clown just makes any interaction so much better
Best Lifesteal UA-camrs rn, Clown, Minute, Mapicc, Parrot, Ashswagg (he returned) and Branzy
@@GlideSpandexI watch clown, branzy and ash, and I can say that they're great, not much is staged, clown goes around and kill people, branzy being branzy, and ash is using crazy but possible exploits and just has a couple shenanigans here and there
"The most secure base is a hidden one"
-Mumbo K. Jumbo
mumbo Koala jumbo!
no, the k stands for killsalot
@@TheGoldenSerpentpeace love and plants!
or if you’re on an anarchy server just make sure its far far away
@@TheGoldenSerpent the k stands for ktwevlebamboo
In the end, the safest base defense was not the Warden, nor the Withers, nor the Cobblestone generating walls but... players foolishness of dropping the egg regardless. Poetry.
not even "foolishness", just "trolling" (probably)
Whoops,butter fingers
@@TheSoulCalledZuzia Just a small pinch of trolling
Or you could say
The friends they made along the way
@@fumofumonomarisa Maybe the egg vault was.
Maybe the real 100 wither wall were the friends we made a long the way
I didn't make any friends tho
Nah, the friends he made along the way were the ones he scripted into the video
oh hi jan
"1 out of 4"
-kennadian
The friends we made along the way was the real 100 wither wall.
For some reason every time I see "THE SAFEST" in the title, I think about Kenadians debunk about it...
Kenadian typically takes around 5-6 business days. That's faster then the rate they manage to make these terrible prisons. And yet, Kenadian's debunks are always thought through, and these prisons could be beaten by PointCrow's goldfish.
Safest for the players breaking in maybe.
huh weird, why do I keep thinking about this too?
I'm gonna upload a video titled "THE SAFEST STORAGE SYSTEM IN MINECRAFT! 10000% STEAL-PROOF!!!!" and the video is just a 10 second clip of me crafting an ender chest
Kenadian: HERE IS A 1 HOUR DOCUMENTARY OF HOW THIS BASE IS MADE HOW TEXTURES WERE MADE AND HOW TO BREAK IN
"1/4. No that's not a rating, that's the number of walls" 💀
map of base(black line is the dirt path):
🧱------|
💀 |💀|
💀|------
i read this right as he said it in the video LOL-
thats a time signature
Can’t believe quote comments get so many like
@@pemanilnoob lol it’s just a comment
5:11 “correction: one of the torches *that are on* “
And at that moment I knew something was going to be wrong with the system, just not *how* wrong it would be. It’s truly a masterclass in trap design to create a trap where not only do half the triggers not work, the primary one actually renders the entire trap completely harmless even if one of the other triggers *does* work!
hey
"No he's scaling down the wall with the extra blocks again!" the references to previous debunks are great
hey
Hey @@EnergeticSpark63
Ok listen my idea for the safest base on minecraft:
1) dig a hole deep 3 blocks.
2)cover the top with a grass block
3) keep pressing shift
4)if you need chests place them on the floor
piechart can detect chests
Use your inventory with shulkers for more space and make sure to get rid of your outlet layer on your skin so you can’t be detected that way
Nah, better idea.
1. Allow cheats
2. Switch to creative
3. Build a 5 block thick bedrock box
4. Seal entrance
5. Hope nobody in the prison community is on the server or they’ll try whacky glitches.
@@shiningzhao2892corus fruit? Enderpearling through?
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 Ans: Stay in creative, u won’t be dead anyways lol.
Lifesteal gives me an idea on how to make a successful SMP.
1. Get some friends together
2. Hold their families hostage and force them to take acting classes
3. Give them a script for the SMP that was written in like an hour with ChatGPT
4. Record it and post it to UA-cam
5. Profit.
Wasn't lifesteal made before ChatGPT?
Yeah, this whole series probably would have been better if the events were unscripted and all was led by pure roleplay power. At least it would make for believable and non-repeating plots.
I think you can skip the acting classes.
you can skip the acting classes
@@edschelchang6123 yeah, chatgpt would have written a better script for sure.
The best part is that 'base' in particular resembles some old build I made when I was 10. It was a fortress made entirely out of Iron Blocks, with built in note-block alarms, sniper tower with complementary ultra-enchanted bow, and a panic room with an escape route and self-destruct buttion, not to mention a bunch of barriers ahead of the secured front door. Netherrack fire pitfalls, lava moat, obsidian + iron door(?) barrier, soul sand trap with built-in arrow turrets, intruder-detecting tripwires, piston-extending barricade on the outer perimiter, you name it, it was there.
Of course the wall itself was only 5 blocks wide and 4 blocks tall, and only in front of the door. The rest of it was just haphazardly-placed iron stacked to look like something like a fortress.
So, the only thing this base made by supposed adults has above 10-year-old me is that it's 'defenses' are more inventive. They're not harder to bypass in the slightest, and only cover one side.
All acting of course, but with none of the real imagination.
God damn. i wish 10 yo me did things like that, and if this isnt a lie recreating your map today to play with your friends would be a blast
That base sounds awesome
@@LegalPedro1k *insert command block noises*
self destruct button? Did you have a platypus rival as well?
@@XaeroKill lol
*drops the dragon egg in the void*
"Oops"
"woops!"
my brother in christ, that was the dragon egg.
*opens up creative menu*
Everyone go and make these shitty bases so Kenadian uploads more often 🐔🐔🐔
YESS GUYS WE NEED TO MAKE KENADIAN MAKE ANOTHER LORE VIDEO
I have the perfect trap. It will be a sign with a lot of text. And sign will have a pressure plate in front of it.
So the player will step on the plate setting off some red stone that will free a bunch of wardens and the player will be too distracted reading the sign.
My plan is perfect.
Ok (:
@@somethingclever4297 nobody will escape
already done
ua-cam.com/video/S8AAeJoO_Kw/v-deo.html
6:30. Congratulations. You've summed up every single lifesteal video.
It's always this plot:
-Player loses all health and get's banned.
-Comes back. Now a social Outcast. Either 1) They're on their own. 2) They get trapped.
-Creates plan to get revenge. (Which is strangely very well done and edited.... like for real)
-Invites some 'friends' (despite being an outcast) to help them out.
-Weird traps and puzzles.
-Gets revenge. Causing the players, with full enchanted NETHERRITE gear to die.
-Happily ever after. Everything is fine.
Seriously. They go through more Netherrite gear than an entire season of hermitcraft.
Like, how are these people still 'friends' with each other. Sure, if it happens like... a few times, but when it's the same group of people just being an asshole on a weekly/daily basically each time. I genuinely would stop hanging out with these people or go play somewhere else lmao.
Is this how most smps are like? I've only ever watched hermit craft for a while but haven't been keeping up with it for a while
@@elishafollet5347 No hermits just tend to spend ungodly amts of time grinding out gear and stuff s that they can focus on their content and shenanigans
they kill eachother for fun they don't actually care about the gear or hearts
@@elishafollet5347 it varies from server to server. Lifesteal isnt them actually really "playing the game", they just act and stage everything. Hermitcraft, though, is all the players genuinely playing the game and doing stuff. Think of them as ends of a line. Every SMP is somewhere on that line. some are genuine and are people actually playing, and others are completely fake
It’s simple lol, these people have lives outside of the smp and are genuinely good friends so they don’t take anything personally because in the end it’s just for CONTENT and fun. It’s just a game, most of the shit is scripted anyways and tbh re-gearing isnt as tedious as it’ll seem when you realize how sweaty some of the players are LOL.
I like how the part that took the most effort from the "thieves" was activating the first line of defense.
“Wall of 100 withers”
The wither setups that are there are in a 9 x 10 rectangle orientation
9 x 10 = 100?
Math ain’t mathing
exactly
You forgot to carry over the dingleberry and factor in the resistance of gerald's willy when it comes to participating in three handed swimming
@@aggravatedassaultduck depends on the shape and the direction gravity is drawn that is traveling at a speed of 7 years per kilogram (not my line, james bucket qna)
9 times 10 is 100 if nobody notices the difference
Oh no they got 10 extra outta their ass
10:17 I think I was in the video
Good 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I don’t think so
@@Ducky_GOD.I do
@@Duck_FBIreally huh?
Dunno bro, could've been anyone
0:50 as one professor once said, “if you’re watching something dumb for the story, and the story is also dumb, then you’re not helping yourself”.
So the best security system is a red self destruct button?
@@phantom-ri2tg XD
@@guardianofthetoasters2323 Not sure why I responded that to this comment. but idea was since players are a threat to themselves give them a tempting chance to sabotage themselves.
So it turns out the most effective part of this base is butter fingers from the people trying to break in
I’ve built a base literally NO ONE can get into. It is ACTUALLY the most secure and safe base ever. How, you may ask? It is a dirt box. The only way to get in is to load in and go inside. Good luck finding the drive to the world!
“I hid the drive in one of three boxes filled with drives that have viruses that will brick your pc”
Smart @@elinelson5399
@@elinelson5399 Would make for more engaging plot than current lifesteal
@@elinelson5399and 1/3 of these boxes have a tripmine inside which trigger when you open the box
@@ilunfrost1006 real
I didn't even watch Ro's video, I saw the title and was like, "how easily will Kenadian break into this?" But this... this exeeded my wildest imagination.
"just call it a base and they'll jump in headfirst" THEY DID THAT. 10 TIMES.
I'm a grown-ass adult who knows next to nothing about Minecraft SMPs, but I always enjoy watching a poorly-laid fabrication get revealed.
when someone say's " the safest base", ken-turns around *VINE BOOM*
0:10 the best vault is just a ✨EnDeR cHeSt✨
Not gonna lie, that’s true
Or a single player world lol
I think the most annoying part has nothing to do with the actual base. It’s Pangi’s portrayal. Pangi is shown as this powerful bully in Ro’s video but in reality Pangi worked his ass off to just see the egg and Ro just sets off the bomb and destroys the egg, but doesn’t apologize in any meaningful way. He’s just “Oops I destroyed the thing you worked for months trying to get my bad”. No wonder he got shot and tried to make himself look better
Well they cheat anyway so it's not like the egg means anything. It's scripted, don't get your bonnet in a bunch
@@AeonKnigh432 still it makes other content creators look like complete assholes
@@AeonKnigh432 You do realise their fanbase consisting (Mostly) of 7-12 year olds believe all of it is real, and actually hate on the creator being portrayed as a villain?
@@AeonKnigh432lifesteal isn't scripted or staged they just do what is best for content, i could tell you some reasons why I believe its not scripted
"whats the best way to keep the dragon egg safe from others???"
ender chest: "let me intoduce myse-"
and then kenadian installs a virus on the targets computer💀
@@annxu8219 crazy lmao
However IIRC “no dragon egg in ender chest” is also one of Lifesteal’s rules to force everyone to try to protect or steal it for content purposes.
I would like to see kenadian remake this to actually be safe
You mean, tear it down and build something entirely different?
@@mifiwi3438 yeah pretty much
@@Spwiggle elder guardians? Thicker walls? Not having the first line of defense be 3 withers the escapist is required to spawn on there own?
@@Spwigglesecure but with the same traps. Like actually make working traps yknow
@@carlpapa123 r/woooosh
Ken's skill of analysis and spotting inconsistencies is too good for this world, no cheater or stager or anything like this is safe against him.
It had 1 wall
@@myshaagarwal1976 It sure did, but the fact that the funny Heart Transplant SMP base has a single wall isn't the only thing he has ever pointed out in his UA-cam career...
love the video, both of them, Roshambos video was a fun bit of storytelling, but I thought some things were off in it, but dismissed them to keep me immersed, but I am glad you made a great debunk vid as well, I like seeing that all my suspicions and "why didn't they just do this?" "why do only three withers target them?" "why didn't they just go around? all the traps are very linear" be correct, thank you for making this video, great one
I didn't watch Lifesteal since rek left and, man, whatever happened to security through obscurity? They used to protect the kidnapped pets and other stuff by hiding them instead of building huge vaults, and detective work to find it was both entertaining and believable.
the idiot dart that they shoot at each other became the idiot universe that they live in
Genuinely. I dig underground, find a lava pit, turn it to obsidian, and build my house over it. Then I make a hole in a random spot in the obsidian floor, dig two blocks down, surround the walls and floor of the hole with obsidian, and put a chest at the bottom with my most prizes possessions. I memorize the exact placement of the chest, put one stone block above it, then top it off with obsidian. Whenever I need stuff from the chest I dig it up while nobody is around then rebury it.
When I need even more security I go to the nether, glitch above the bedrock, and hide stuff there.
I stopped after season one it was fine but what has it become.
womp womp
the DRAMA in the last three minutes of this has me laughing so hard that I am in danger of choking to death
lol I love you systematically breaking these down
Not the channel name change! Today we have lost "Kenadian The Catboy" to a less cool, ironically named, "Cooler Kenadian".
He changed it to kenadian the cat
@@massgunner4152 he changed it again
0:45 THERE’S A STORY??!?! I just like watching rekrap tbh
fr. same with the original empires smp. smallishbeans perspective was the best because he didnt care about the plot. its always the best that way
Real
100% I don't know anyone else's name on the lifesteal server exceot rekrap and branzy
Wait... Did you rename your second channel? I think it was called Kenadina the Catboy. Looks like you renamed it to Cooler Kenadian
Yea me too
Bro didn’t want a play button that said “catboykenadian” 💀
The greatest tragedy of all time.
Ken, how do you get the exact maps? Do you meticulously recreate them yourself using the videos?
pretty sure he made the carvs one himself but the others had world downloads I think
Some he gets world downloads, some he actually does recreate them, based on details from the videos and the world seed, which he even knows how to find if it's not provided.
I really want to know more about how he does this.
@@Mediocre_Soupi think avatar.png recreated most of it
for this one he got a friend to get him the world download
I know there's an exhaust port, but it would be way more entertaining if I destroyed the Death Star in the way Darth Vader intended
no more catboy 😭😭😭😭😭 i'll miss it
not strong enough to handle the furry allegations smh
I believed in you
I think he also removed the channel intro video too which is odd
Please come back kenadian the catboy...
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Why did you remove your video on Wumbu's tower. I've only watched it four times now I need to rewatch it at least 71 times more
Love This! I've been a fan for sooooo long Ken! Love the hard work!
Yay more of Kenadian passive aggressively trashtalking Minecraft bases
idea for the safest item storage in minecraft
ender chest -thats it
look, without enderpearls, it's too much work to get an ender chest by bridging to an End City. This was the much better option!
@@mystik_owl Enderpearls are disabled, meaning you can't throw them, but you can still obtain and craft with them, and silk touching an enderchest from an end city is also viable if they can't craft them for some odd reason
@@mystik_owl The better option would be to walk 20k blocks, and bury it in the most random location, at the bedrock and forget about it.
"whatever your thinking is wrong its atchauly-" *proceeds to say exacly what i was thinking*
Then you win
It's Like Mike Tyson Telling an Infant That Your Toy Sucks.
that video of a martial arts master absoutely destroying a child
Lifesteal fans be like "Lifesteal SMP is so much better than the Dream SMP, it's not staged at all!" and then get hyped for events like this.
the vid itself is fine, but i doubt anyone but children took the (base? vault?) seriously
@@KokichusThe problem I have with Lifesteal is that it advertises itself as being unscripted and not having lore. At least the Dream SMP was transparent about being scripted.
Lifesteal isn't scripted
They have general ideas for their stuff and they will discuss it with teammates but theres always a chance something will get leaked
Roshambo's video wasn't faked, but some stuff was dramatized for the content. The egg wasnt a decoy, for example. It was destroyed and Branzy paid the server owner 100 dollars to get it back into the game because he felt bad for one of the players who had dedicated months to get it.
It's really just about perspective, everyone interprets the story differently. If it was scripted it'd be far easier to tell, line mess ups and genuine venting wouldnt be happening on streams (see zam's twitch) etc, its not scripted, just dramatized
And like ... we also have to keep in mind the lifestealers arent the besg redstoners or the best survivors, so something like a vault like that would be a genuine challenge for them
They dont have infinite retries, nor armor sets etc, its difficult because theyre pretty normal players and not dedicated prison builders etc
@@fluteshrink4191 You're literally the type of people I'm talking about lmao. This video shows definitive proof of staging and worldedit usage.
These recent sarcastic break in videos have been very good and really funny, you’ve earned a sub
Imagine how panicked i am when the catboy name is gone
I’m glad kenadian finally found a video idea he can keep making until people make actually good bases, which is never.
I literally commented on the official breaking in video: Let’s watch KENADIAN break in in 10 seconds or something like that
Who will break into the base faster and better ?
● 3 powerful players that are surviving on the deadliest server in minecraft (one of them builded the base and 'knows' "how to get in")
Or
● a Group of Small Fans (they have no idea what they are even up against)
*throws dragon egg into end chest*
"Behold, the most secure Minecraft Vault! You won't believe it's only *ONE BLOCK* !!!"
that's explicitly against the rules btw
@@kemcolian2001 *throws it into the void*
"you might ban me, but I took your egg with me >:)"
It's cool that roshambo has asked Kenadian how to get his friends out of prison on one of the previous seasons o lifesteal and now Kenadian makes sure that he doesn't start making flawed prisons himself...
Which season?
@@lizelleswanepoel6766 I think he deleted it now becaouse many of his videos are missing
7:39 Is that DANTE, from LIMBUS COMPANY
I think the real safest Minecraft base,
Was the friends we made along the way
"No hE's scAliNG dOwN tHe wAlL wItH ThE eXTra BloCks AGaiN" LMAO I CANT
I love watching a youtuber make a super impressive base sort of actually convincing me of its security just for Kenadian to debunk it
this man dunked SO HARD on this “vault” and i am all for it
why would you change you name on your second channel 😭😭 i will always remember you as cenadian the catboy
"cenadian"
Bro didn’t want Kenadian the Catboy on his play button
How to keep the dragon egg safe in an smp: use an ender chest like a normal fucking person
And if you die it's lost forever, so you've got insurance. Genius!
@@LordCrate-du8zm Wdym? The contents in ender chests stay the same after you die or if you place a new ender chest.
@@spacebrandcereal2536 Oh I thought you meant like a Hardcore "SMP" where people who die, die forever.
@@LordCrate-du8zm mb i just meant a regular smp
@@spacebrandcereal2536 Nah that's on me for misunderstanding. Sorry bro.
The fact that the only problems they had blind running the base was their own self-destrive actions is crazy
Holy crap you’re on Trending!!! Great job man!
Dude the "So here's a lesson in parity." bit had me dead bro LMFAO
After all the debunking, we need Kenadian to build an actually hard to break into base.
Daedalus labyrinth
consider watching his main channel
Woah woah woah, hang on, what happened to my favorite katboy???
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@@Dagenspear No
"In reality, the true safest base is a base millions and millions of blocks away, in bedrock level, with the terrain untouched" - A 2b2t player in a video's comment section or something
"The most secure base is a hidden one." - Mumbo Jumbo, titled the best redstoner
Just dont have a base
Enderchest:
@@jknifgijdfui INGENIOUS. AMAZING.
@@danaa- Didn't think of that tbh
he is not known as the best by anyone who knows anything about redstone. He is just the most famous one, as he can make it sound simple and fun.
congrats on 100K!
When I saw that the wall was only on one side I literally face palmed
It looks like the only threat of the prison where the friends we made along the way
I KNEW you were going to cover this!
TO SNEAK SNACKS AT 3AM:
DO NOT go down the stairs and into the kitchen, instead:
1. Go steal your parent's keys
2. Go to your room and jump out the window.
3. go through the backyard
4. go through the front door
5. go into the kitchen
6. get snacks
the fact that they blazed through the base easily and only lost the dragon egg because of a mistake on their end is a testament to just how bad the base is
Mc UA-camrs: LoOk At MeE, I MaAdE Da SAfEst VaUlT IN MiNeCrAp!!
Mojang: May I Introduce You To..
"The Ender Chest"
So thats why I felt like Lifesteal was loosing a special touch of it after S2 and S3 ended.
Cant believe you changed your name, end of an era 😔
I know :sob:, I saw an immideatly went looking for these comments
It's always funny seeing these kind of videos (the lifesteal SMP one) where you can tell there's SOME effort put into it, but not enough. It's literally half-assing it. At least they could've cleared the bridges but naah.
0:29 love the use of the machiavellian bach from the portal 2 soundtrack
0:12 ender chest: even with all of the power in the world you're still weak
This has become his main channel at this point
I’ve grown away from Lifesteal. But I continue to watch Rekrap because the stuff he actually does is legit. At least the stuff on trying to farm 10 million melons, going to each of the closest end portals in Lifesteal and hiding them, beating Minecraft on 1000x speed, beating Minecraft’s Easter egg update and more. I’m sure he’s probably known about stuff that is staged in the past, heck maybe he’s been part of some (don’t understand the whole meeting events in Lifesteal) but his content is more real than most.
You don’t spend a whole year planning and practicing trying to farm 10 million melons.
People make these overly complicated bases to protect their valuables
Me puts them in ender chest
So I watched this video because I like these debunking videos since they're so silly and goofy, but I didn't expect to actually learn that redstone clocks on chunk borders break themself. Thank you kind sage!
i had to withstand the urge to type 'cant wait for kenadian to escape this only using his nose' while watching that video
I was gonna be mad but this is valid and you are funny.
4:29 THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I SEEN
4:13 Aww, it's so cute.
dude that plots was genuinely so contrived
The WorldEdit skulls really are the cherry on top
No! Hes scaling down the wall with the extra blocks again!
(8:31)
(if you know where this reference is from you are cool)
I would get this reference but my pronouns are omz/is/cool so I don’t remember watching that video
(If you get this reference then you broke the hopper and found modified booster rockets and krisp’s wings but we don’t know those rockets were there BECAUSE HE NEVER BROKE THE HOPPER)
((If you get that second reference you don’t have dementia))
(((Please help I can’t stop making references)))
If you know where that reference is from you're a normal prison break Minecraft follower
Hahahahahahahahaha
And, say it with me!
*Scale down the wall with the the extra blocks*
What Happened To Kenedian The Catboy?!
3:23 you can literally just break the wall😭🙏🙏
Cant wait for Kenadian to debunk the ender chest, or the inventory (in a world with keep inventory enabled of course)
The part where pangi dies is even more absurd when in one of Spoke's videos, he clutches on dripstone, without being able to see the bottom
whoever created this vault is going to be FLABBERGASTED when they discover ender chests