Fake men: cry at family death or global tragedy Real men: cry when Rufus gets his heart broken to support Rufus follow my twitter: twitter.com/theMcYum
@@Ohyeahyeah-sz4rz im really not, you'd be amazed what hormones do to ya Most cis people are so incredibly ignorant of just how well transitioning can go, they're shocked when they find out xd
@@kaaz1010 no matter what you do your a guy in and out due to something wrong in your brain u think u are a girl u are no better than an autistic person /downsyndrome person however its too late to seek mental help unlucky
chunky unicorn yeah, I got a good laugh at it. I put it in chat and after a few seconds, the chat is just getting filled with “Bruh” and “Get the hell out.”
Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay Remember the first time we met You was at the mall with your friends I was scared to approach ya But then you came closer Hopin' you would give me a chance Who would have ever knew That we would ever be more than friends We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules She like a song played again and again That girl, like somethin off a poster That girl, is a dime they say That girl, is a gun to my holster She's runnin through my mind all day, ay Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay See you been all around the globe Not once did you leave my mind We talk on the phone, from night til the morn Girl you really change my life Doin things I never do I'm in the kitchen cookin things she likes We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules Someday I wanna make you my wife That girl, like somethin off a poster That girl, is a dime they say That girl, is the gun to my holster She's runnin through my mind all day, ay Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay I can be your melody A girl that could write you a symphony The one that could fill your fantasies So come baby girl let's sing with me Ay, I can be your melody A girl that could write you a symphony The one that could fill your fantasies So come baby girl let's sing with me Ay, na na na na na na na Na na na na na na Shawty got me singin Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Now she got me singin Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
I don't consider all girls egirls. Me and my friends' slang suggests that extremely sassy girls are egirls when they really aren't. It's just a term we usually use
@@princesslovelorn7832 Well we do believe they are good people but by sassy we mean they have an attitude. I'm not trying to start war, it's just what we say. Yes, my comments dont add to the conversation at all, I can't help that
The fact that this dude literally had 0 subs before August 31st and already hit 1k is impressive, keep up the good work! (this was found on socialblade btw) edit: BRUH HE WAS AT 3K AT THE START OF OCTOBER WTF at least the algorithm is supporting a good youtuber :)
A few online friends I had a long time ago would use skins opposite of their gender just so strangers would flirt with them for an hour in the block party 30 lobby. Once they finally got emotionally attached enough to ask their hand in marriage, the friend in question and a bunch of others would suddenly chime out that they weren’t a a guy/girl and it killed me with laughter every time. -God I miss being 12
minecraft dating is much different than this those “cool” people on hypixel become friends, create a discord server, have drama, date people they see attractive or something... you get the gist
codoudou Yup, most of the online daters on roblox are super young kids. There are some other types of OD’d that play “The Streets,” “Da Hood,” etc lolol. Basically the equivalent of Hypixel daters.
I love this because I was in a dating situation when i was younger and it went something like this Some dude walks up to me and says: will you be my queen I say: im not an adult He says: well princess I say: Okay He brings me to pvp area I say: Im not good at pvp He says: I am i’ll teach you how to be good like me I say: Okay He shows me how. I am now actually good at pvp
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Fake men: cry at family death or global tragedy
Real men: cry when Rufus gets his heart broken
to support Rufus follow my twitter: twitter.com/theMcYum
ok
McYum nice
Pog
Yo
Oh sheep another mcyum vid
"Hey be my girlfriend"
"Sure"
*Objective Complete*
*Now i can rest in peace*
@@SomeoneThatIsHappy peace
@@Kraursis ops...
@@SomeoneThatIsHappy its ok
bruh just wow and bruh
Him: dates with a girl.
Girl: “am a girl but I can speak like a man.”
first to reply :)
2nd
Uno reverse card
Not first to reply
@@nota_ninja3909 bruh to reply
Moral of the story: *D O N T B E A S I M P*
Darn it how will I get the free items now...
*Pulls out gun*
@@kkTeazrob people.
what does dont beas imp mean
Be a simp
S- super
I- intense
M- minecraft
P- player
Everybody Gangsta Until Your Minecraft Gf Sounds Like Your Uncle.
He cries in the next room when u break up
damn
69 likes
r/cursedcomments
r/sweethomealabama
Take my like and,
GET OOOOOOUUUUUTTTTT, OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUTTTT,
Breaks up with Minecraft girlfriend: 90 year old grandpa upstairs cries
r/cursedcomments
r/sweethomealabama
wait a second...
r/HolUp
wait a minute. This is a mix between r/cursedcomments and r/sweethomealabama it has combined two communities
2:17
TOP TEN RAPPERS EMINEM IS SCARED TO DIS
Hahaha Tf is this song tf is this beat
69 likes
Lol sorry made the same comment didnt mean to copy you
@@RandomUser-hk5uj nah it’s fine
@@RandomUser-hk5uj the people that get mad and say stolen for no reason are prob the ones who steal the idea then say someone stole it from them lol
It's all just a dream, it's just a dream...
pog
*NO*
Pog
No
POG
I'm holding back tears... this video is so powerful
boy shut your sensitive ass up
nevermind I just cried
hi
True🥺
hi
boy : "playing a song"
also the boy "did you like it?"
girl "Its the most beautiful thing i have ever seen"
logic "HoLd On"
*SIMP*
wow
🤣😂😆
🖕
Logic- hold on...
hold on let's not take a piss here
Ground rules actually:
Rule 1: no simping
Rule 2: make sure not 9
Rule 3: make sure shes a girl
Rule 4: make sure shes alive
Rule 4 is optional
you wont believe how many times ive dated a dead girl
@@whatahugemess6928 so annoying ikr
@@saintsinner4464 at least they dont scream when you beat them up
@@braindeadwatermelon4347 w h a t
"Don't be a simp"
*proceeds to give her diamonds*
him*
I take diamonds
@@johnxyrexrodriguez3633 omg im gonna be a boomar and ruin omg lol!1!!1!!1 **her lol lol lol'g2uwrywtgrhbenargw ÷$^2/^×/%+÷:52%$@%=×
facts
*simp*
"I'll have 500 girlfriends!"
... So you'll be kirito?
*crossing field starts playing*
More like makitsu happening
you cheating on all of them
SIMP
We have a weeb ladies and gentlemen
How to get a girlfriend who is probably like a 57 year man
yes pls 🥵
@@tornin3686 yes 😳
ag
Lol
@FAD_isFAD
Nobody fu**ing cares that’s why
“Listen listen... do you hear that?”
“Hear what?”
“The sound of butthurt”
K
Eld
y u hurt me
E
I thought it was my uncle crying for some reason when I broke up with my minecraft girlfriend, weird right?
2:17 “baby please come back, I am rapping on the track yeah, baby I really like you you when you hug me yeah, I- I- *Dies from laughter*
You have a 14 likes *funny*
Kacper G5 I died in a fire last night 😁
Polish 14 is very funny :-)
Kacper G5 ok then👍
@@scifiyt6480 👌
Instructions unclear, got a Minecraft boyfriend.
I got a alienfriend
gay
@@latexerror4315 you don't know if that's true
@@spark-yh9jq you're right-
*S t r a i g h t*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -w-
2:17 is the best music I’ve heard in ages
agreed
This video is E D U C A T I O N A L
eg
Ikr
Agree
agreee
The educational part is when mcyum realizes that his minecraft gf is his uncle and you should never have a mc gf.
How to get a minecraft girlfriend:
Get a girlfriend mod.
Lmao
But even then they still reject me :(
@@gabrielflorea8124 patpat gabe
Wait.. i play minecraft and I’m a girl..
Jk 🤣
Gabriel Florea try again
Him: *zooms at himself while saying he's 11 y/o*
*_Everyone liked that._*
so this is minecraft dating in a nutshell? cool
edit:how did this get so much likes
hm, i guess
the
True love
He
Almost
"real gamers don't have relationships unless it runs on electricity"
MrFrillscar-2020
@niosonwii i wont
@niosonwii me neither
Oh ya sure, my gf has been plugged to the electricity 2 years now since i punched her in her chest
@@byharix2542 what ar u replying to!?
Me: Are you are girl or a boy?
The girl: Well yes but actually no
Are you a boy or a girl?
**yes**
Me a trans girl, be like
@@kaaz1010 your a guy
@@Ohyeahyeah-sz4rz im really not, you'd be amazed what hormones do to ya
Most cis people are so incredibly ignorant of just how well transitioning can go, they're shocked when they find out xd
@@kaaz1010 no matter what you do your a guy in and out due to something wrong in your brain u think u are a girl u are no better than an autistic person /downsyndrome person however its too late to seek mental help unlucky
RULES: *NO SIMPING*
me, who gave my stuff to my homie: *MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN--*
niosonwii ok
@niosonwii ok
Sheepy Mendez you truly should hes different
Funny Valentine no you should
@@BreadOnInternet nah
“Shawty bring that booty over here.”
Entire server yelled at me. Lovely.
Was it a Christian server
Lmfao that’s incredible
PaintedMonkee I doubt it for certain reasons. T I had to label those certain reasons as “yelling at me” which is an understatement.
chunky unicorn yeah, I got a good laugh at it. I put it in chat and after a few seconds, the chat is just getting filled with “Bruh” and “Get the hell out.”
Or you could have been nice and have everybody call you a simp repeatedly
He’s going to get the “gaming creator on the rise” thing, just you watch
Doesn't he know that 80% of the girl skins in minecraft are dudes
@Derpppo it's one of the worst painful moments a gamer could ever experience
Vr chat in a nutshell
Ok im deleting fookin minecraft
i dont care
Lmao I use girl name/skin, free diamonds, vote keys (even got free helper in one server cause the owner wanted to simp me)
That “thing” is not human. No human could be evil enough to treat Rufus like that
;(
“Now I just have to mine diamonds and she’s mine forever”
I am dying 😂😂😂😂
*THIS REMINDS ME OF THE 2011-2012 SKITS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH*
me being a girl: yeah ill take a girlfriend
@DaLilPlaya no-
i’m a girl and i use guy skins to get girlfriends LMAO
@@chprollo1360 10/10 username
HeY ShAwTy bRiNg OvEr tHe BoOtY
😑
Rule: No simping
Sapnap: I will pretend I did not hear that
DONT FOLLOW THESE RULES A FOUND MYSELF HEARTBROKEN AND TIED UP IN A WOMENS BASEMENT CAUSE OF THIS PLEASE HELP
Cool
impostor then how are you texting!
Cool
Cool.
that's... the point? isn't it?
When you break up with your MC gf and your uncle starts crying: *Hol* *up*
@niosonwii ok i wont
i’m gonna say two words that might give certain people flashbacks:
*dating center*
i think im gonna need context here
Imagine if this was the only proof of mankind's existence
Aliens be like wtf
@@susfishoushumanbean lol we will be compared to the ants who spend there whole life simpin for the queen XD
yes
"11 years and should already have a girlfriend"
wait, what-
“Once I was 11 years old, my mother told me, ‘Go get yourself a wife or you’ll be lonely.’”
-Lukas Graham
Me realising I probably never will:
Confused screaming
@Rudol von Stroheim685 German engineering is the greatest.
@@lyricalcarpenter definitely the qoute
The reason why she rejected rufus is beacuse he said: "SHAWTY COME OVER HERE AND **********" instead of: "SHAWTY BRING OVER THE BOOTY"
I agree
Its canon
o
o
o
o
o
o
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Remember the first time we met
You was at the mall with your friends
I was scared to approach ya
But then you came closer
Hopin' you would give me a chance
Who would have ever knew
That we would ever be more than friends
We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules
She like a song played again and again
That girl, like somethin off a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is a gun to my holster
She's runnin through my mind all day, ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
See you been all around the globe
Not once did you leave my mind
We talk on the phone, from night til the morn
Girl you really change my life
Doin things I never do
I'm in the kitchen cookin things she likes
We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules
Someday I wanna make you my wife
That girl, like somethin off a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is the gun to my holster
She's runnin through my mind all day, ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
I can be your melody
A girl that could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let's sing with me
Ay, I can be your melody
A girl that could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let's sing with me
Ay, na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Shawty got me singin
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Now she got me singin
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
When The Shawty
I was thinking of this song too!
what the fuvk is shawty
Ah yes make this comment many likes
@@LilBoiBoi :0
I always lose my shit when he says "I've written a love rap song for her"
This is definitely me when speaking to someone of the opposite gender
Poor Rufus, he was so close yet so far, and now his mom’s going to know about his failures :’(
She must be disappointed he needs a spanking to learn his simp ways.
Welp , time to try men :)
Epic 69 likes :D
Girls: You watch Titanic and don’t even cry I bet you don’t know real heartbreak
Real heartbreak:
Everyone: assumes every girl in existence is the stereotypical tictok e girl
Girls: 👏🏻🤦♀️
@@princesslovelorn7832 u know what's worse ....... SOMETIMES EVEN GIRLS CALL YOU EGIRLS
I don't consider all girls egirls. Me and my friends' slang suggests that extremely sassy girls are egirls when they really aren't. It's just a term we usually use
@@princesslovelorn7832 Well we do believe they are good people but by sassy we mean they have an attitude. I'm not trying to start war, it's just what we say.
Yes, my comments dont add to the conversation at all, I can't help that
"Shawty like a melody."
@Jefferson Davis na na na na everyday, got my ipod stuck on replay replay-ay-ay-ay
In my head
Can't keep up
And got me singing like
I got slap for shouting "shawty bring over the booty" to my classmate.
Deserved
lol
this is more emotionally impactful than the Titanic and Romeo and Juliet combined
This man went from 2k subs to 100k subs so damn quick
Facts I subbed at 20k I think
Mom i want a girlfriend!!!
Mom: We already have a girlfriend at home..
Girlfriend at home:
"WE" have a girlfriend?
Ah yes, Communism.
@@kaio_ken pefect
I love you music you put over this, so much nostalgia xD
The fact that this dude literally had 0 subs before August 31st and already hit 1k is impressive, keep up the good work!
(this was found on socialblade btw)
edit: BRUH HE WAS AT 3K AT THE START OF OCTOBER WTF
at least the algorithm is supporting a good youtuber :)
120k
i wish i could grow so quick like that, guess I have to keep makin videos
135k
Dam he got 20k subs in a day just a imagine at the end of the month
1m by the end of 2020 yeah
A few online friends I had a long time ago would use skins opposite of their gender just so strangers would flirt with them for an hour in the block party 30 lobby. Once they finally got emotionally attached enough to ask their hand in marriage, the friend in question and a bunch of others would suddenly chime out that they weren’t a a guy/girl and it killed me with laughter every time.
-God I miss being 12
I didn’t know McYum could make such beautiful masterpieces...
When you break up with your minecraft girlfriend and then you hear your cousin crying
“Wait till I tell you mum about this”
McYum: DONT BE A SIMP
Pokimane: aheh....yeah
minecraft dating is much different than this
those “cool” people on hypixel become friends, create a discord server, have drama, date people they see attractive or something... you get the gist
those "cool" people on hypixel reminds me of the "cool" people in highschool
*crouch crouch crouch crouch crouch crouch*
Online daters also exist in roblox and they do almost the same thing
codoudou Yup, most of the online daters on roblox are super young kids. There are some other types of OD’d that play “The Streets,” “Da Hood,” etc lolol. Basically the equivalent of Hypixel daters.
Dude holy shit you had like 12k subs earlier this week, your growth is insane and really well deserved. Keep it up man!
“Just chop of the girls arms instead of being a sane human. Disrespect women NOW and treat them like objects. If you don’t your a S I M P!”
Gen z boy logic
You are correct
"stabbed"
Plot twist: it's his uncle and they're in Alabama
Nobody talking about how the last sign said “post strip Minecraft videos”
haha yes
What a good guide, I've been dating that one villager in my Minecraft village forever
I can't get a Girl in real life. So I don't see why I could get one in a game where it's even easier.
2:22 : 5th graders trying to impress their crush by rapping be like .
Me: *minding* *business*
Minecraft Girl: *ello*
Jschlatt: *looks* *at* *you* *and* *nods* *head*
Me: *Draws* *Sword*
Oof
I'm literally shaking and crying this was so emotional
Me, an actual girl: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Here the gun, munitions, and addresses, you know what to do
Feel offended isn't it? xD
@@cameronwhite4442 you know the rules, and so do I
ShAWtY
there are no girls on internet
The first thing i thought was “that girl is a man”
Is this a tutorial? I need one. Keep on getting rejected
"shawty bring over the booty"
Congrats on geting 600k subs. At the end of the year you will prob have 2 million subs.
and rule three: actually respect and be nice to women- SIKE DON'T BE A SIMP
2:23 whats that beat. please.
You like that?
@@collier6725 yes
It do go hard let me know if you find it
2:17
that's some Jake Paul lyricism right there lmao
Music in the video:
1. Enter the Galaxy (Mario Galaxy 1)
2. Egg Planet (Mario Galaxy 1)
3. Comet Observatory 2 (Mario Galaxy 1)
4. Sad girl (Mario Galaxy 1)
5. Star Festival (Mario Galaxy 1)
6. Comet Observatory 3 (Mario Galaxy 1)
thanks
3:29 *”record strip Minecraft videos and become billionaire”*
AHHH
Your really beating the algorithm, hope for your best g
I’m not crying he simp when he give diamond to gird friend
You can't get a girlfriend? Pfff..
Nobody cares about that.
*All that matters is a minecraft girlfriend.*
"Just wait until i tell your mom about this" literally killed me
When i was 7 i found out that my minecraft gf was a dude, that day i felt true depression
F
@Squad yeah im good now since im 12
That's an experience
@@jamclone yup
*wait, were u gamerboi20* ??
or do a tommyinit: yOuRe mY GiRlFrIeNd
the ending shot of him being collapsed under his dreams is actually neat
"Shawty bring over the booty"
"Shawty bring over the booty"-mc yum
Man:Will you marry me
Woman:No
Misson failed,we will get them next time
Just show her the upside down T
Yes....the holy T.....
Yo when’s that song coming out on Spotify?
I love this because I was in a dating situation when i was younger and it went something like this
Some dude walks up to me and says: will you be my queen
I say: im not an adult
He says: well princess
I say: Okay
He brings me to pvp area
I say: Im not good at pvp
He says: I am i’ll teach you how to be good like me
I say: Okay
He shows me how. I am now actually good at pvp
mcyum is a blessing from god.
0:03 WAIT, he was actually right
I am 11
woah
Only inaccurate part is finding diamonds within 30 minutes, it takes me hours and I still don’t find anything.
Ohh COOL I FIND A GIRL
Him: hi
“Her”:hi
Him:do u want to be my “girlfriend”
“Her” sure!!
*one hour later*
“Hey” I need to tell u som I am boy
My heart skipped a beat when he said "Actually respect women"
Me: digging straight down trying to find diamonds
Mcyum:lemme just dig down 9blocks and get diamonds
People sub to this guy. His content is literal art.
Inpasta rat scream
frick u u win in minecon *points rude fingers*
ItzMcLightningCraft YT rat is confusing
3:13 she sounds so much like GeorgeNotFound O.O
*he
Instructions unclear
The world ended when I approached her.
2:40 song name?
Another story from Mario galaxy 2
@@Retr0gamer37 thanks dude