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  • @lollopoplogo
    @lollopoplogo 4 роки тому +25056

    Such an interesting conversation, they should invite Pordan Jeterson
    Edit: after seeing so many variations I am now always unsure what his correct name is

  • @laithsaleem580
    @laithsaleem580 5 років тому +34319

    When you read a book and they stop labeling the characters.

  • @Noah-kd6lq
    @Noah-kd6lq 4 роки тому +12714

    I love how they obviously hate each other, but neither yells or interrupts the other.

  • @Rigel6747
    @Rigel6747 Рік тому +3469

    The moment you realize you're going insane is when you start finding some deep profound meaning in this conversation.

    • @exp0sure647
      @exp0sure647 Рік тому +26

      Same bro

    • @anabellarivolta
      @anabellarivolta Рік тому +143

      Actually what makes it so amazing is that its not only absurd. The way it was escalating into leftside jordan trying to convince rightjordan to the fact that everything should be show and entertaintment, that there is no point on trying to make the world a better place and all that, and finally near the end rightjordan explaining by taking the position of what leftjordan was proposing, turned the tables and showed what it actually feels like.
      I mean. Fuck, man. Its a lot. I was expecting to be just humorous but he constructed a whole narrative here.

    • @azhatssss
      @azhatssss Рік тому +5

      ik plz help

    • @azhatssss
      @azhatssss Рік тому

      holy shit bro you saw it too lmao!!!! @@anabellarivolta

    • @SupernaturalSalt
      @SupernaturalSalt Рік тому +2

      there wasnt really anything "left wing" about that it was just random nonsense. he didn't say anything about economic systems.

  • @sarakyoutube
    @sarakyoutube 6 років тому +17896

    This is undeniably impossible to top. This is content.

    • @dumpsky
      @dumpsky 6 років тому +8

      it's up there, with others: ua-cam.com/video/dOOQ1ZCeMY4/v-deo.html

    • @themayqueen666
      @themayqueen666 6 років тому +62

      456 likes for having a pussy
      Now 563

    • @Euphoriasmotion2011
      @Euphoriasmotion2011 6 років тому +16

      How many men have you put in graves?

    • @everythingsfinetv2876
      @everythingsfinetv2876 6 років тому +31

      Cousin Justin bro that’s disgusting have some respect u sexist! Btw Sara you’re super beautiful, I would love to take you out some time, you look like u have a really nice personality I think we’d connect

    • @csquared4538
      @csquared4538 6 років тому +39

      @@Euphoriasmotion2011 r/woooosh

  • @philj212
    @philj212 5 років тому +14126

    its scary how well edited this is

    • @BJ-zd2or
      @BJ-zd2or 5 років тому +261

      For a second I thought it was real, I doubted my mind of the editing. Scary by weird. I never seen two patersons. Paterson would dislike this as it is postmodernism. Yeah, it's a funny joke. Light hearted.

    • @ankhscrackpipeemeritus2092
      @ankhscrackpipeemeritus2092 5 років тому +90

      it's impressive to behold...

    • @Kentaloupe
      @Kentaloupe 5 років тому +134

      Who says it’s edited

    • @enthymeme4856
      @enthymeme4856 5 років тому +30

      It's very awkward at times though. Some of it is good when they don't overdo it and it feels natural.

    • @wholemass920
      @wholemass920 5 років тому +10

      Yeah for sure, the reactions are spot on.

  • @ScipioWasHere
    @ScipioWasHere 6 років тому +5390

    When things got heated, I got scared and started tidying up my room.

    • @Tyrone-Ward
      @Tyrone-Ward 6 років тому +132

      I hope you made your bed.

    • @elmundodeFreeman
      @elmundodeFreeman 6 років тому +22

      hahahahahahahah

    • @sorz6621
      @sorz6621 6 років тому +11

      hahahahhahahahahahahhaa

    • @evening_awning
      @evening_awning 6 років тому +9

      hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha

    • @onefishtwofish7319
      @onefishtwofish7319 6 років тому +8

      @@evening_awning hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahah

  • @simonsilence
    @simonsilence Рік тому +561

    How in all hell did I miss this for 5 years?! This is gold content. I'm in stiches.

    • @truthnotlies
      @truthnotlies 10 місяців тому +5

      I’m wondering the same damn thing

    • @Positivityispowerful
      @Positivityispowerful 10 місяців тому +1

      Same 😂

    • @flashback1209
      @flashback1209 9 місяців тому

      Same

    • @youtubeuser3182
      @youtubeuser3182 9 місяців тому +2

      Same 😂😂 I’m so glad the algorithm found me worthy

    • @solaveritas2
      @solaveritas2 8 місяців тому +1

      Meanwhile the rest of us have watched it a dozen times since it came out, lol

  • @dumitriman
    @dumitriman 4 роки тому +5257

    "I've had 3 affairs and they were all successful"

    • @Stoic-ds4so
      @Stoic-ds4so 4 роки тому +100

      That killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @patxmcq
      @patxmcq 4 роки тому +285

      Aren't I a great guy???

    • @dinoslayerreviews
      @dinoslayerreviews 4 роки тому +42

      That was the greatest line ever 🤣

    • @newrogue5737
      @newrogue5737 4 роки тому +82

      "and I've never been caught"

    • @prod.hxrford3896
      @prod.hxrford3896 4 роки тому +45

      "it's like.. cool, you know..."

  • @okwaho5316
    @okwaho5316 4 роки тому +5573

    I imagine Jordan actually having these conversations in his head.

    • @edgarleon6347
      @edgarleon6347 3 роки тому +164

      I am certain that this is a faithful depiction of his internal struggles

    • @Odihmantich
      @Odihmantich 3 роки тому +3

      Pujordan Badjonkerson!

    • @silkroad1201
      @silkroad1201 3 роки тому +1

      That's not hard to imagine

    • @ekgz0
      @ekgz0 3 роки тому +1

      I imagined! now what?

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 3 роки тому +25

      Considering in his critique of the Communist Manifesto, that is exactly what he recommends people do.
      Upon having an idea, you should never take it for the truth immediately, but should assault it with every argument and contradiction you have, to ensure that it is as true as you believe it to be.
      Or as he said it: "Every idea you've ever had, is wrong."

  • @nicollassdossantos
    @nicollassdossantos 4 роки тому +6762

    Jordan Peterson just shared this on his Instagram HAHAHAHA he watched it

    • @oussamanechnache7133
      @oussamanechnache7133 4 роки тому +393

      He posted it yesterday but your comment is a oneonth old, wth is going on !!!!!

    • @Elias-fy9jd
      @Elias-fy9jd 4 роки тому +262

      @@oussamanechnache7133 yeah what the fuck he predicts the future

    • @wale9d
      @wale9d 4 роки тому +146

      Oussama Nechnache
      He's a time traveler.

    • @catgormon7108
      @catgormon7108 4 роки тому +20

      wait he has an instagram ? help i cant find him

    • @oussamanechnache7133
      @oussamanechnache7133 4 роки тому +17

      @@catgormon7108 @jordan B. Peterson

  • @jinbaittai85
    @jinbaittai85 Місяць тому +21

    6 years later and still solid gold. great job on a well executed video. thank you for sharing your creativity. made me laugh out loud even still.

  • @nicolasmoreau8270
    @nicolasmoreau8270 5 років тому +20175

    The most empty but complicated conversation ever.

    • @michatuacz5959
      @michatuacz5959 5 років тому +136

      Every his lecture is complicated haha 😅

    • @ingnewton
      @ingnewton 5 років тому +584

      That's pretty much JP in a nutshell

    • @SalamiNinjaful
      @SalamiNinjaful 5 років тому +86

      @@ingnewton Nutshell by alice in chains in mtv's unplugged is awesome

    • @JorgeGeorgeD
      @JorgeGeorgeD 5 років тому +35

      @@SalamiNinjaful Mike Awesome was an ECW wrestler who sadly killed himself a few years ago.

    • @youtubeuser8485
      @youtubeuser8485 5 років тому +36

      Literally every conversation ever

  • @Bifocalproductions
    @Bifocalproductions 4 роки тому +10879

    The fact this sounds like a genuine conversation is scary

    • @songbird7450
      @songbird7450 3 роки тому +471

      Both have their own personality, it's the best fake interview out there

    • @DuckODuckProductions
      @DuckODuckProductions 3 роки тому +37

      Seriously.

    • @usedcondom3125
      @usedcondom3125 3 роки тому +18

      It’s a good video maker

    • @smitaaay
      @smitaaay 3 роки тому +133

      The editing is simply brilliant. 😂🤣

    • @TheSpiritCarriesOn
      @TheSpiritCarriesOn 3 роки тому +42

      Soon there's going to be so much JP on the net, that you'd be able to deep fake every ludicrous statement from him without much editing, especially if you add him reciting his books.

  • @audioa41
    @audioa41 5 років тому +4178

    “I could lift 50 lbs”
    “Noooo, I don’t think so.” lol

    • @LISA.WANG.
      @LISA.WANG. 5 років тому +8

      Time stamp??

    • @LISA.WANG.
      @LISA.WANG. 5 років тому +53

      4:36~ 😂

    • @LISA.WANG.
      @LISA.WANG. 5 років тому +14

      @Green Space That's really entertaining

    • @5150roze
      @5150roze 5 років тому +16

      Hahaha UA-cam just showing what CNN ABC does all the time. Taking conversations out of context. They’re a joke

    • @rememberabc
      @rememberabc 5 років тому +3

      Lol that's just too much

  • @lucasgabriel709
    @lucasgabriel709 Рік тому +163

    I love how not only does it make sense in a way that it sounds like an actual conversation. But it also feels like both of them have distinct personalities about them. Genius Editing!

  • @grk7798
    @grk7798 3 роки тому +5739

    This is the best conversation I have ever seen. Roughly speaking.

    • @harrisonfackrell
      @harrisonfackrell 3 роки тому +146

      It's at least in the top 10, anyways.

    • @kirksaintpatrick3921
      @kirksaintpatrick3921 3 роки тому +113

      LOL, the "roughly speaking" is perfect

    • @eduardorodezno7603
      @eduardorodezno7603 3 роки тому +52

      Your comment is self evidently hilarious!

    • @puneetmishra4726
      @puneetmishra4726 3 роки тому +41

      Depends upon what you mean by "best conversation"

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions 2 роки тому +42

      Well, let's say there are many conversations, say, like you might think of communicating with someone, okay? That's a conversation. But say there is a matrix of many conversations, and you can do this, you can clump them into groups. Based on various topics, let's say. And then you can rank them based on metrics of quality. We do this all the time. And, I think from that... You know Carl Jung....

  • @redsquare4835
    @redsquare4835 4 роки тому +4797

    “brilliant book”
    Next second
    “Poorly written”

    • @crossbreedpriscilla8966
      @crossbreedpriscilla8966 4 роки тому +185

      the duality of man

    • @rodrigotkm8429
      @rodrigotkm8429 4 роки тому +73

      "Poor grasp of life. Second of all... You have no-idea what the hell you're talking about."
      Jordan Peterson: *Damn! hmm hummm. He might have a point*

    • @richardgenck2692
      @richardgenck2692 4 роки тому +26

      "Arguably the greatest non-fiction book of the 20th century"

    • @milo.ibrado
      @milo.ibrado 4 роки тому +3

      He was being sarcastic 😂

    • @SettG4
      @SettG4 4 роки тому +7

      "Poorly written.. at best"

  • @messaff
    @messaff 5 років тому +4630

    I have to agree with Jordan Peterson on this one, honestly.

    • @owenpalmer757
      @owenpalmer757 5 років тому +139

      No I agree more with Peter Jordanson.

    • @bartg6937
      @bartg6937 4 роки тому +126

      You’re both wrong. Jeter Pordanson would set you two straight!!!

    • @messaff
      @messaff 4 роки тому +17

      @@owenpalmer757 consider the lobster tho bro

    • @messaff
      @messaff 4 роки тому +22

      I changed my mind, Peter son of Jordan is clearly more right

    • @BillOdyssey
      @BillOdyssey 4 роки тому +7

      Clean your room bucko

  • @Terrato.Worzen
    @Terrato.Worzen Рік тому +396

    ...who thought of this?
    Who found the time to make it?
    How are these people not receiving awards for this?
    Thank you, heroes of the internet. Thank you.

    • @jordankhembo4912
      @jordankhembo4912 Рік тому +1

      Couldn't have said it better mate. 😂

    • @DCoWorld
      @DCoWorld Рік тому

      A.i editing can do so much and this is just the start

    • @Terrato.Worzen
      @Terrato.Worzen Рік тому +2

      @@DCoWorld Mmh... Considering that this was made by an AI makes it less cool somehow... I hope that was not the case. I appreciate human effort put into these kind of things. Also, if AIs are actually this good at creating content, tli think that could be dangerous. This could be spelling the end of human creativity, and the cap of it. Little by little we will rely upon AIs more and more until nothing new will be created anymore and we'll just get remixes of things done in the past.
      I guess we could argue that this is was has been happening already, but I don't think that's quite right. Humans do recombine old stuff to create new, but we tend to add something special every now and again (Last Samurai is not just another Dances with wolves, as it is not just another Pocahontas... and even Avatar, for as boring as it is to me, has something new to offer to this formula).
      Anyways... I'm rambling.
      Merry Xmas.

    • @DCoWorld
      @DCoWorld Рік тому

      Burps!@£%

    • @Terrato.Worzen
      @Terrato.Worzen Рік тому +1

      @@DCoWorld well, I didn't mean to be conspiratorial or anything. I was just expressing my sadness at the prospect of being witnesses of the death of human creativity; but if, as you suggest, AIs are indeed aware now and making decisions, that sounds cool. That could be the next step in evolution. We gave birth to a new kind of real intelligence and now it will be its turn to do what it considers best, just as we've done for thousands of years.
      Exciting :)

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial 4 роки тому +8060

    You either die a Jordan Peterson or you live long enough to see yourself become a Peter Jordanson

  • @Asimo44
    @Asimo44 5 років тому +6648

    Jordan Peterson made some fair points but Peter Jordanson's ideas are clearly more realistic.

    • @pre-packaged_9692
      @pre-packaged_9692 5 років тому +102

      Peter Jordanson a bitch tho

    • @a.douggoodwin610
      @a.douggoodwin610 5 років тому +32

      That's nearly the exact opposite of what Hick N said!

    • @morningstarx5340
      @morningstarx5340 5 років тому +4

      Nailed it

    • @Asimo44
      @Asimo44 5 років тому +24

      @@a.douggoodwin610 Well Hick N is a hillbilly so I wouldn't take him too seriously.

    • @niandraladie2953
      @niandraladie2953 5 років тому +1

      @@Asimo44 Lmao Hick N!

  • @timangar9771
    @timangar9771 5 років тому +8683

    The unstoppable force vs the immovable object

    • @lichtishlogistics
      @lichtishlogistics 5 років тому +137

      More like the unstoppable force vs the unstoppable force.

    • @KA-vs7nl
      @KA-vs7nl 5 років тому +21

      ua-cam.com/video/WXYuqrO8LLo/v-deo.html
      Jordan peterson is a gas lighting hypocritical con artist and he has tricked you.

    • @KA-vs7nl
      @KA-vs7nl 5 років тому +5

      @Aesthetic Decision explain

    • @Minmir_the_Skald
      @Minmir_the_Skald 5 років тому +2

      Greetings, I see you've ended up here too :D

    • @bloodreaver6097
      @bloodreaver6097 5 років тому +12

      @@lichtishlogistics or the immovable object vs the immovable object...

  • @supern0is349
    @supern0is349 10 місяців тому +32

    5 years and this still one of the best videos on youtube

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 5 місяців тому

      Tyler Fischer impersonation is also amazing

  • @ash0143
    @ash0143 3 роки тому +3699

    "All the women are rejecting you?"
    Moment of silence
    With a sad face "Right"

    • @thabokgwele5268
      @thabokgwele5268 3 роки тому +81

      Lol yeah that part was gold

    • @Jay-xh9dl
      @Jay-xh9dl 3 роки тому +18

      So good, lol

    • @fikry2655
      @fikry2655 3 роки тому +44

      "so u wanna play that game?"

    • @joegatton1340
      @joegatton1340 3 роки тому +13

      This actually put me on the floor laughing. His look! Lol

    • @TenebaeSimp
      @TenebaeSimp 3 роки тому +3

      TOOBASED

  • @0fffxy
    @0fffxy 6 років тому +1396

    Jordan Peterson absolutely *DESTROYS* Jordan Peterson.

  • @mdogg6491
    @mdogg6491 5 років тому +3720

    You are now at the peak of the editing hierarchy...

    • @AndreasFroehliPoker
      @AndreasFroehliPoker 4 роки тому +13

      I need 5% of those skills...damn!

    • @John-X
      @John-X 4 роки тому +23

      0:48 Peak Lobster Posture on Editing Skillz.

    • @Buchu_II
      @Buchu_II 4 роки тому +2

      That was on point

    • @elijaho9875
      @elijaho9875 4 роки тому +1

      M Dogg perfect comment

    • @Btburkhardt
      @Btburkhardt 4 роки тому +3

      10/10 head lobster

  • @OMGFishoo
    @OMGFishoo 6 місяців тому +36

    What made it funniest for me was the fact that I could see two people arguing like that. The editor was able to keep JBP alive in there and also maintain two consistent personalites.
    Very nice!

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 4 роки тому +4868

    Jordan Peterson: *exists*
    Peter Jordanson: "Finally, a worthy opponent!"

    • @Debayansen_92
      @Debayansen_92 4 роки тому +40

      It should be vice versa

    • @ObsidianMirage
      @ObsidianMirage 4 роки тому +34

      Our discourse will be LEGENDARY ✊

    • @bigdilf314
      @bigdilf314 4 роки тому +12

      pordan jeterson : am i a joke to you

    • @ShayyanAli
      @ShayyanAli 4 роки тому

      LOOOOOOOOL!

    • @Noctazar
      @Noctazar 4 роки тому +4

      Our debate will be legendary.

  • @pauld.b7129
    @pauld.b7129 5 років тому +26572

    Now imagine Jordan Peterson sitting at home watching this, nodding and saying mmmhm.....
    -25k likes? This is appearantly the funniest thing I've ever said...

    • @galazoulay8498
      @galazoulay8498 5 років тому +301

      Paul Kojack I dm this to him don’t worry

    • @Victorius
      @Victorius 5 років тому +560

      and then he deconstructs it with the use of post-modernist ideas *roughly speaking

    • @fuxuro764
      @fuxuro764 5 років тому +78

      This cracked me up

    • @TheTariqibnziyad
      @TheTariqibnziyad 5 років тому +59

      @@Victorius post modernism is freaking usless

    • @ripeanuraluca-victoria5414
      @ripeanuraluca-victoria5414 5 років тому +25

      Man, that's so fuuunnny :)))))))))))), i'm dying

  • @godnotavailable2094
    @godnotavailable2094 4 роки тому +1752

    Jordan Peterson's frequent usage of that indirect 2nd person is what made this so great. Like holy shit, the editing here is genius.

    • @somethinsomethin7243
      @somethinsomethin7243 4 роки тому +13

      Good observation.

    • @jarradquinn4022
      @jarradquinn4022 4 роки тому +46

      That's the best way to explain how this works, my mum just thought he must have been a dick to who he's talking to

    • @easyyeye
      @easyyeye 4 роки тому +2

      well thank you i pride myself on my editing skills!!!

    • @ViceVersace
      @ViceVersace 4 роки тому +10

      This is how Greeks talk in a hypothetical term, using the indirect 2nd person. Surely, he has learned from the fathers of philosophy.

    • @kingoftherevolution4855
      @kingoftherevolution4855 4 роки тому +1

      It's amazing some people get along without liberal use of the subjective "you"

  • @expensivenews9086
    @expensivenews9086 11 місяців тому +15

    I first watched this right when it came out and the source interviews were fresh in my mind. I returned every few months or so for the past five years (it's been that long!!!) and the meaning changes every time. This truly belongs in the UA-cam Hall of Fame.

  • @craigk3103
    @craigk3103 4 роки тому +2606

    “Some losers lose all the time,”
    “Which is the side you occupy.”
    Ouch

  • @MEMESSOSTUPID
    @MEMESSOSTUPID 5 років тому +3039

    “It’s a great book”
    Ten seconds letter
    “Very poorly written”

    • @Kyoto99952
      @Kyoto99952 5 років тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BlueAxeRacer
      @BlueAxeRacer 5 років тому

      How do you think we got 50 Shades?

    • @The_Missingnumber
      @The_Missingnumber 5 років тому +53

      Peter Jordanson tried using sarcasm, but Jordan Peterson didn't understand the sarcasm, so Peter Jordanson had to try to make things clear again.

    • @chunkyMunky329
      @chunkyMunky329 5 років тому +3

      **later

    • @KappoDB
      @KappoDB 5 років тому +4

      He's obviously being sarcastic :)

  • @OmarExplains
    @OmarExplains 6 років тому +6988

    I'm nominating this for best video of 2018.

  • @nathanfreire7568
    @nathanfreire7568 11 місяців тому +47

    Bro, I never comment on anything at all but this is SOOOO GOOOD, I laughed so much, a piece of art. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @XxKINGatLIFExX
    @XxKINGatLIFExX 5 років тому +4540

    I see Jordan Peterson and I see Peter Jordanson but where is Pordan Jeterson?

    • @DiscoFang
      @DiscoFang 5 років тому +87

      Vs Son of Dan Porjeter

    • @tezwoacz
      @tezwoacz 5 років тому +38

      Adam Jensenson... the year is 2027...

    • @jessewest2109
      @jessewest2109 5 років тому +162

      Shen bapiro ate him

    • @JPDillon
      @JPDillon 5 років тому +58

      Engaging in rough and tumble play with Porter Jedanson.

    • @XxKINGatLIFExX
      @XxKINGatLIFExX 5 років тому +57

      @@JPDillon Sorry to inform you but Porter Jedanson was killed by a lobster while swimming

  • @FepXBL
    @FepXBL 4 роки тому +2169

    Peter Jordanson: You aren’t in very good shape
    Jordan Peterson: Screw you

  • @rubbishopinions6468
    @rubbishopinions6468 6 років тому +4213

    When Jordon pauses in the middle of a discussion, I always thought it was because he was thinking carefully. But now I know that this.. this is whats going on in his head in those moments.

    • @renderuntoseazer4884
      @renderuntoseazer4884 6 років тому +54

      This is what thinking carefully looks like.

    • @Jrce11
      @Jrce11 6 років тому +27

      Jordan Peterson is an idiot.

    • @kotodamamidnight412
      @kotodamamidnight412 6 років тому +5

      you deserve an award for that comment (sarcasm, moron)

    • @M1sterE321
      @M1sterE321 6 років тому +30

      Broly Cancer if this man is an idiot then we have a world full of idiots. (and maybe we do)

    • @Jrce11
      @Jrce11 6 років тому +13

      @@M1sterE321 this is literally the same guy who called atheism a religion.

  • @firewolf9493
    @firewolf9493 Місяць тому +6

    I never saw an edit so well done! What the heeeeellll!!!!
    Loved it!

  • @hatrivers8227
    @hatrivers8227 5 років тому +1575

    this is how black holes are formed

    • @mickboisjoli2808
      @mickboisjoli2808 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @RustyWood
      @RustyWood 5 років тому +1

      Lol.. good 1

    • @arnoelful
      @arnoelful 5 років тому +7

      This is how matter and anti-matter equal zero.

    • @Yt-jc5sj
      @Yt-jc5sj 5 років тому +4

      Peterson's personality is already a black hole...

    • @parrotshootist3004
      @parrotshootist3004 5 років тому

      @@arnoelful Leaving Uncle Matter alone, with no one to love him.

  • @MrDippicusPrime
    @MrDippicusPrime 6 років тому +5462

    I hope Jordan Peterson some day sees this.

    • @ilijazz
      @ilijazz 6 років тому +69

      King Dippy he probably will

    • @jonlee9413
      @jonlee9413 6 років тому +123

      Uhhhh he just did.

    • @AFO_AnalyRics
      @AFO_AnalyRics 6 років тому +83

      Jon Lee any reaction from him yet? I'd love to see that.

    • @jarto10
      @jarto10 6 років тому +67

      totally, and his reaction must be recorded

    • @dylanclayton8047
      @dylanclayton8047 6 років тому

      King Dippy h

  • @Opet420
    @Opet420 4 роки тому +4306

    This is 10 times funnier when you realise Jordan Peterson has watched and enjoyed this.

    • @MyOrangeString
      @MyOrangeString 4 роки тому +76

      did he? is it on record somewhere? would love to see the reaction

    • @moonspoon2333
      @moonspoon2333 4 роки тому +86

      Cyrano ua-cam.com/video/TZ6H3AZGnTo/v-deo.html

    • @PrimemasterLP
      @PrimemasterLP 4 роки тому +269

      Did Peter Jordanson watch it too?

    • @TowardsTruth191
      @TowardsTruth191 4 роки тому +6

      Did he really?!

    • @wisdomasculture3173
      @wisdomasculture3173 4 роки тому +2

      @@moonspoon2333 HAHHA I love Will Witt

  • @artofsam
    @artofsam 8 місяців тому +7

    This deserves an award, it’s genuinely a masterpiece in editing.

  • @JenoPaciano
    @JenoPaciano 6 років тому +492

    "Some losers lose all the time, and that's the side you occupy." Brutal!

  • @RawGameplay0
    @RawGameplay0 4 роки тому +3432

    something about jordan peterson critizising himself is the funniest shit ever.

    • @taranorris3769
      @taranorris3769 4 роки тому +39

      I absolutely love JBP. And this was funny as [censored]. XD

    • @exposegovernments2217
      @exposegovernments2217 4 роки тому +4

      That’s why they made it.

    • @Tricolorrr533
      @Tricolorrr533 4 роки тому +18

      Much of that is owed to the fact he is actually not directing those offenses at the person that's in front of him and in this video not only he's made to look like he is but he is the one that's on the receiving side of the fake fit of rage as well. So yeah, i guess thats why its so amazing

    • @MalAnders94
      @MalAnders94 4 роки тому +10

      @@Tricolorrr533 did you just explain that he actually isn’t talking to himself?

    • @Tricolorrr533
      @Tricolorrr533 4 роки тому +9

      @@MalAnders94 i explained why i believe it's so funny as the commenter above us couldn't especifically pinpoint the reason. May i lend you my glasses?

  • @davesmith2435
    @davesmith2435 4 роки тому +2716

    “All the women are rejecting you?” “Right” “It’s you” 😆

    • @vladyslavtomchuk3491
      @vladyslavtomchuk3491 4 роки тому +17

      i am dying everytime i listen to this xD

    • @dreadfulmouse
      @dreadfulmouse 4 роки тому +15

      Jordan Peterson got absolutely destroyed. HAHA

    • @Acidlib
      @Acidlib 3 роки тому +5

      @@dreadfulmouse nah, Peterson did great, now Peter Jordanson, on the other hand, got completely annihilated in this debate

    • @after_midnight9592
      @after_midnight9592 3 роки тому

      I felt that...

    • @ash0143
      @ash0143 3 роки тому

      "The thing is its complicated.."
      "Yeah yeah, all the women are rejecting you?"

  • @dinochimu5211
    @dinochimu5211 10 місяців тому +23

    It's the "yep" that get me 💀😂

  • @OmeganKryist
    @OmeganKryist 5 років тому +4812

    “Brilliant brilliant book...”
    2 seconds later
    “First of all poorly written...”

    • @annoyingkraken
      @annoyingkraken 5 років тому +196

      Poorly written... AT BEST.
      oof!

    • @Xa_WEh
      @Xa_WEh 5 років тому +128

      Second of all: You don't know what the hell you're talking about.

    • @vantheman8050
      @vantheman8050 5 років тому +18

      Actually, Peter Jordanson was talking about the 12 rules of life in the second quote

    • @CorbyRichardson
      @CorbyRichardson 5 років тому +17

      When Peter Jordanson says, "Brilliant, brilliant book," he's acknowledging Jordan Peterson's book. When he says "First of all, poorly written," he is addressing the 12 Rules For Life, which is only an inspiration for Jordan Peterson's book. Peter Jordanson is attacking the inspiration for the book, not the book itself.

    • @dezzahayes6492
      @dezzahayes6492 5 років тому +3

      I know right, what a hypocrite

  • @OlinScharm95
    @OlinScharm95 5 років тому +2577

    When you and your bro choose the same character in street fighter

  • @Dr.Faustus.
    @Dr.Faustus. 4 роки тому +1992

    "I've had issues with harassment, child abuse, but I can lift 50 pounds"
    "50 pounds is quite alot"

    • @chady025
      @chady025 4 роки тому +62

      "That's just too much!"

    • @jengleheimerschmitt7941
      @jengleheimerschmitt7941 4 роки тому +29

      ...we don't need to address this issue....

    • @quantumleap4023
      @quantumleap4023 4 роки тому +23

      "Well really, it's quite a complex issue. First you have to define what you mean by pounds. One could easily lift a 50 pounds in paper money, yet struggle with a bag of concrete."

    • @avinashroy2386
      @avinashroy2386 4 роки тому +3

      @@chady025 no it's not, 50 pounds it's like....

    • @tobyo105
      @tobyo105 4 роки тому +2

      @@quantumleap4023 they would both weigh the same amount but the paper would be far harder to lift due to the fact that it is less compact

  • @TehM4dcow
    @TehM4dcow Місяць тому +3

    So, much, TIME. Thanks for this, your a superstar, funny as hell!

  • @adriannasanchez468
    @adriannasanchez468 6 років тому +5510

    An immovable object VS an unstoppable force

    • @DurpeeSlurpee
      @DurpeeSlurpee 6 років тому +24

      LMFAOOOOOO im dead

    • @medikpac7105
      @medikpac7105 6 років тому +96

      An immovable force VS an unstoppable object

    • @kirillkhav3809
      @kirillkhav3809 6 років тому +1

      An immovable object will not move duh, but the unstoppable Force will just bounce off of it. If that makes sense . Sorry for broken eng

    • @StarPlatinum3000
      @StarPlatinum3000 6 років тому +57

      An unstoppable move VS an unobjectable force

    • @stephencarlsbad
      @stephencarlsbad 6 років тому

      Excellent comment! It's so Peterson, hahahaha!

  • @nicb.1411
    @nicb.1411 5 років тому +2538

    I bet Jordan's thoughts in his head are quite similar to this.

    • @rhyshalaby2381
      @rhyshalaby2381 5 років тому +14

      Nic B. Real fans will understand

    • @Bribickhed6
      @Bribickhed6 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @PitchUpCampsiteReviews
      @PitchUpCampsiteReviews 5 років тому +16

      I beg to differ, Jordans thoughts are very much driven by financial gains and making the ends justify the means.
      He's a very disturbed man and he's propagating his destructive disposition into his awaiting audience.
      That's not a good thing.

    • @NightDany16
      @NightDany16 5 років тому +8

      @@PitchUpCampsiteReviews jesus man can't take a joke lmao
      tf out of here pseudo psychologist

    • @PitchUpCampsiteReviews
      @PitchUpCampsiteReviews 5 років тому +2

      Can't take advice from things which refuse to show themselves

  • @flatboyashaf
    @flatboyashaf 4 роки тому +4928

    when Carl Jung said "face your shadow," this is what he meant.
    edit: also Nietzsche when he said "if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

  • @keithcastonguay5
    @keithcastonguay5 8 місяців тому +13

    I'm a huge Jordan Peterson fan, but this is the funniest thing that I've seen in a loooong time. Bravo! Long live freedom and long live great humor!!

    • @hippieyoda1993
      @hippieyoda1993 4 місяці тому

      Please go read a book and stop following this clown 🤦‍♀️

  • @s3ntry948
    @s3ntry948 5 років тому +1809

    This is some schizophrenia level geniousness.

  • @aardvark6247
    @aardvark6247 3 роки тому +1976

    I lost it at: "First of all: some losers lose all the time. Which is the side you occupy."

    • @CGMiller
      @CGMiller 3 роки тому +18

      lol this comment is making me lose it

    • @James-jb1do
      @James-jb1do 3 роки тому +32

      2:50

    • @CassTeaElle
      @CassTeaElle 2 роки тому +20

      "Well... the thing is, like most things, it's complicated." 😂

    • @markcoroneos7811
      @markcoroneos7811 2 роки тому +2

      @@CassTeaElle yeah yeah

    • @sandraday6955
      @sandraday6955 2 роки тому +4

      well I could lift 50 lbs!

  • @OlivertheJoyboy
    @OlivertheJoyboy 3 роки тому +4705

    Most people: I've gained muscle.
    Jordan Peterson: I've gained musculature

    • @koan__23
      @koan__23 3 роки тому +411

      I've grown muscle fibers in response to a systematic challenge of my physical abilities*

    • @vinnieg6161
      @vinnieg6161 3 роки тому +91

      To me that's something stupid people would say to sound smarter lol, just making the words bigger and more obscure

    • @blowfishfootman
      @blowfishfootman 3 роки тому +79

      @@vinnieg6161 Jordan Peterson in a nutshell

    • @Rakshay223
      @Rakshay223 3 роки тому +249

      @@blowfishfootman not really, when you're an author and an academic for more than 20 years your vocabulary becomes pretty perfect I imagine...

    • @kaiiza1906
      @kaiiza1906 3 роки тому +149

      @@blowfishfootman your just mad he's smarter than you

  • @kane4013
    @kane4013 20 днів тому +1

    So much work went into this. 🏆

  • @briddenattech
    @briddenattech 6 років тому +1406

    I've always liked Jordan Peterson, but Peter Jordanson makes some VERY compelling arguments.

    • @SykoSparx
      @SykoSparx 6 років тому +20

      Yeah, I don't know what side to be on.

    • @lackeyshaysu1217
      @lackeyshaysu1217 6 років тому +38

      *Stands up abruptly* Pordan Jeterson is right!

    • @briddenattech
      @briddenattech 6 років тому +16

      +Lackey Shaysu
      I think we might see the best debate history has ever seen if you got Dave Rubin and Jordan Peterson vs Rave Dubin and Peter Jordanson in one room.

    • @English_Thespian
      @English_Thespian 6 років тому +1

      @@briddenattech I uhhGREE

    • @MRNINEGRAND
      @MRNINEGRAND 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abcdef-ms9mb
    @abcdef-ms9mb 5 років тому +1243

    "Yeah yeah. All the women are rejecting you?"
    "... ... ... right."

    • @BM-wy3wl
      @BM-wy3wl 5 років тому +75

      ITS YOU

    • @athousandIQ
      @athousandIQ 5 років тому +3

      His shadow is a brownshirt, man...... For real.....

  • @IncredibleMet
    @IncredibleMet 5 років тому +1072

    “My gums are in perfect shape. Right there, something impressive to behold”
    Truly impressive. Roughly speaking.

    • @Fiercefighter2
      @Fiercefighter2 5 років тому +2

      lol reminds me of Dennis from It's Always Sunny

    • @JoseAnd97
      @JoseAnd97 5 років тому

      Well it depends on what you mean by “impressive” you know it’s complicated like all things

  • @JoeHinman-rb4bz
    @JoeHinman-rb4bz 8 місяців тому +1

    This is actually one of the more sane conversations I've heard lately. Well done.

  • @Erickhetfield
    @Erickhetfield Рік тому +2497

    Peter Jordanson: "Brilliant Book."
    Also Peter Jordanson: "Poorly written."

    • @michaelbread5906
      @michaelbread5906 9 місяців тому +20

      I feel like this when it comes to Naruto or most other big name anime/manga.

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 8 місяців тому +5

      It's sarcasm

    • @cody3504
      @cody3504 8 місяців тому +10

      It was a brilliant book! (Although it was poorly written)

    • @missingalbert8621
      @missingalbert8621 6 місяців тому +9

      What makes you think you just don't hate the succesful?

    • @ionfeld
      @ionfeld 5 місяців тому

      This conversation is exactly his situation

  • @dylanjhmorgan
    @dylanjhmorgan 6 років тому +260

    Jordan Peterson OWNS and HUMILIATES Jeter Pordanson with facts and logic

    • @brandogg974
      @brandogg974 6 років тому +1

      Ben Shapiro and Jordan Perterson intellectually GENOCIDES their OPPONENTS and basically you're fucking stupid

    • @turdle69420
      @turdle69420 5 місяців тому

      dont forget KID

  • @thebalkanbull
    @thebalkanbull 5 років тому +2842

    The Immovable Object VS. The Unstoppable Force

    • @anondalorian3719
      @anondalorian3719 5 років тому +84

      More like the unstoppable object versus the immovable force

    • @13Krentebol
      @13Krentebol 5 років тому +1

      Playing world of warcraft much?

    • @DylanZapf-dm4mh
      @DylanZapf-dm4mh 5 років тому +4

      Film Buff 92
      more like? what the fuck are you talking about that’s exactly how it doesn’t go you imbecilic idiot fuck. It was right in the original comment it didn’t need your dumbass backwards response.

    • @scriabinismydog2439
      @scriabinismydog2439 5 років тому +27

      @@DylanZapf-dm4mh it's called a joke

    • @ubbafire
      @ubbafire 5 років тому +17

      @@scriabinismydog2439 He's fun at parties

  • @j.a.greene3523
    @j.a.greene3523 Місяць тому +2

    This is still a better conversation than most other podcasts.

  • @troutfeather
    @troutfeather 5 років тому +1888

    "All the women are rejecting you? "
    "..... right "

  • @leoarnstein9444
    @leoarnstein9444 6 років тому +549

    My heart is with the poor men whose wives have been finessed by Peter Jordanson.

    • @Hisashi_Hyuga
      @Hisashi_Hyuga 6 років тому +44

      leo arnstein Peter Jordansons motto: Lay down curved with your back arched

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 6 років тому +15

      it puts a different context behind his famous quote "attack! like this: with your foot out"

    • @roardinoson7
      @roardinoson7 6 років тому +2

      Imo that was Jordan Peterson

    • @DuxGalt
      @DuxGalt 6 років тому +22

      when your girl smell like lobster you know the jordanson has visited.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 років тому +6

      "If I hit a woman-- I mean REALLY hit her-- I could do some serious damage!"
      _-Jordan Peterson_

  • @kenc-g8484
    @kenc-g8484 4 роки тому +4003

    This needs Roe Jogan in the background saying...
    "Yeah"
    "Thats crazy man"

  • @vinnyguitara
    @vinnyguitara 17 днів тому

    This was amazing - i need more of this series.

  • @JH-wg7xe
    @JH-wg7xe 6 років тому +517

    Dude this is next level. I'm literally in tears.

  • @DrTasty18
    @DrTasty18 6 років тому +747

    "Your persona doesn't shout intellectual."
    "Screw you!"
    This is amazing and i haven't found anything that's consistently funny for a long time

    • @dimitrijekrstic7567
      @dimitrijekrstic7567 6 років тому +6

      And he even matched their outfits the whole time. I can't believe how much of a coincidence it must've been, but to spot it and make it this good, this is really art.

  • @harshpherwani6590
    @harshpherwani6590 6 років тому +661

    "Compare yourself to who someone else is today" Brilliant, Brilliant

    • @harshpherwani6590
      @harshpherwani6590 6 років тому +56

      Just to clarify, I'm on the side of Peter Jordanson, Jordan Peterson is a sham

    • @euphoricatheist6694
      @euphoricatheist6694 6 років тому +5

      That's not so good.

    • @FerociousPaul
      @FerociousPaul 6 років тому +4

      @Dylan [Smith] Nah most people aren't equipped to actually engage with the alt-right. Not saying they're intellectual powerhouses or anything, but they've been practicing their bullshit points in the mirror for years so they can at least present themselves as being knowledgeable. Most people don't know the real facts by heart and can't fact check their false claims on the spot. And by going into the dirty details of most of their points is just going to make it look like you're doing mental gymnastics to the average person, while speaking in simple platitudes like the alt-right does is going to appeal to young teens and people who identify as centrists. That and a myriad of other argumentative tricks and a lot of people will find themselves on the losing side of a debate with an alt-righter. They're extremely intellectually dishonest and are perfectly happy to bubble under the surface of youth culture while people like you reinforce the idea that they themselves want to push: that they aren't a big deal. You can find posts in ar discords and forums about "hiding your power level" and defaulting to "im joking" and "im memeing" as a defense so they can always claim plausible deniability. And this is effective af. The AR are the ones who turned the "ok" hand sign into a white power symbol just by agreeing to meme it into one, the AR made everyone talk about their "it's okay to be white campaign" and very few people who talk about it even mention the AR origin of the phrase and just focus on the content of the phrase while ignoring the intentions. I'm not saying the AR is the biggest problem the country's facing today, far from it, but they aren't to be underestimated. Especially when we're talking about the effect they've been having on the youth.

    • @FerociousPaul
      @FerociousPaul 6 років тому +2

      @@Michael-wo4wc Alright I’m not sure if you're memeing or not because these are textbook alt-right talking points. I didn't appreciate your attempt to reframe the conversation to get me to defend a strawman I strongly don't believe in: that other identity groups aren't as toxic as the alt-right. They are. But the conversation topic is about the alt-right. Groups like Hotep and ISIS are just as toxic to the young minds of their targets as well. They're also much less effective at branding as the alt-right is, which was again, the topic of the conversation: the alt-right's ability to brand. So stop trying to reframe the topic to anything but the alt-right.
      Instead of going with my initial inclination that you're either an alt-right sympathizer with good intentions at best or an alt-righter badly attempting to hide their power level at worst, I’m going to do for you what you wouldn't do for me and assume you have no horse in the race for one side or the other. I’m not going to play the minority victim game in the same way that you tried to play the white victim game. I'm going to assume that you, like me, just want to get to the bottom of what’s real. So let's get to it.
      *The Inevitability of Identity Politics In A Multiracial Society*
      I agree with this assertion in the same way that I agree there would be a lot less theft if we removed everyone's hands. Of course in order to have Identity Politics related to race in a society, there needs to be multiple races or at least the perception of multiple races. However, even in a single racial society, identity politics will still exist. There will still be men and women, gays and straights, atheists and theists, cis and trans, democrats and republicans, older generations and younger generations. Even without race all of these identity dividers will exist. It's not sad, it's just reality.
      *The Alt-Right Makes You Sad, But What Makes Me Sad Is The Thousands Of White Cities That Turned Black Or Brown And Are Now Unsafe Shells Of Their Former Glory*
      This is a baseless claim that I’m not going to accept without any proof. Proof I doubt you're willing to provide, because it's gonna take a lot more than a single link to objectively prove this statement. You're only using this to virtue signal and try and claim a moral high ground over me. Are we interested in what's real or what you believe? Abandon this point unless you have the facts and data to back it up, without that it's baseless propaganda.
      *America Has A Drastic Difference In IQ and Crime Rate In Regards To Whites, Browns, and Blacks, With IQ Starting At The Top For Whites And Scaling Down Through Browns To Blacks, While Crime Rate Scales Down At Whites And Increases from Browns To Blacks*
      So your logic is that race and IQ are clearly linked with a propensity to commit crime. You’ve linked together all of this stuff as being related, but you missed one crucial factor: wealth. According to your list, wealth also scales with it being the highest for whites, medium for “browns” (from henceforth, “browns” is gonna refer to Hispanic), and is the lowest for blacks. People who live in poverty often can only access homes with abnormal amounts of lead in them in the paint or in the water. Intake of lead at an early age is indicative of a propensity toward violence later in life, and a lower IQ. Not to mention, pregnant mothers ingest and breathe in the lead, and this combined with other poor prenatal care practices linked with poverty such as poor nutrition results in a lower IQ. One of the best ways to raise your IQ is by education, but if you're living in a poor community the schools in your district are highly likely to be shitty and underfunded, particularly in regards to after school programs, which keep kids and teens from getting involved in crime or from becoming single parents. You can't fuck Tammy if you're at soccer practice. If you're going to class hungry everyday, you’re not getting the most out of an already sub par education and you're much more likely to make bad decisions. This cycle repeats itself just as violently on the kids of people in these situations due to generational wealth. There are plenty of studies that show that economic mobility is dependent on the economic standing of your parents. Chance are if you're born rich, you stay rich, chances are if you're born poor, you stay poor. Tracing the lineage of your average black American today back to just their grandparents has them living in Jim Crow era, redlining era, separate but equal era. They weren't living in times in which getting a strong foothold on the economy was viable for most blacks, and generational wealth is now reflected in the current black population. We can mitigate this by addressing the problem and getting the government involved to reverse the trends. We saw this happen in the 60s and the number of black Americans making enough to be considered middle class has doubled to almost 50% since then. In other words, poverty is much more indicative of your IQ than race is, and poverty is also more indicative of your propensity to commit crime. A dumbfuck low IQ Rockefeller isn't gonna grow up and decide to rob a liquor store because he's just that stupid, but even the brightest high IQ black kid living in a fucked up environment is gonna have to take a drink of water at some point, and he's gonna be surrounded by adults and his peers who’re doing shady shit.
      Inb4 the twin studies meme: don't say it, link it. Not an article about it, link the study itself. But my point for this has already been stated: poor prenatal care can cause you to have a lower IQ.
      Also P.S: look up the median age of your average white person, hispanic person, and black person. White people have less young people among their populations while hispanics and blacks have more. When you control for age, the crime rates become a lot more similar (the difference disappears between hispanics and whites) because young people are more likely to commit crime than older people.
      *There Are Studies The Show Neighbors Are More Mistrustful Of Each Other In Multiracial Societies*
      Accepting this to be true without digging any deeper into logical questions like “where were these studies conducted, in what manner, and by whom,” I’m not surprised. This is called consciousness of kind, it is a mental appendix in that it is an evolutionary brain tick that fools you into arbitrarily identifying with people that look like you. It usually doesn't last past the first conversation you have with someone, because at that point if they look like you and they're a douche, you’ll cease to identify with them. But if they look nothing like you and you find common ground, you will begin to identify with them. This isn't something to succumb to, it's something to rise above like kids who are afraid of the monsters in their closet. Merely fear of the unknown we are perfectly capable of rising against but only if we acknowledge that the feelings of togetherness we feel when we see a stranger that looks like us isn't real. To remind you of this: the grand majority of people who are murdered in America are murdered by someone of their own race.
      Another point to make here is that interaction leads to trust, you are unlikely to trust someone you've never interacted with. Social gatherings between neighbors have been declining ever since the television came about, so this “mistrust” between neighbors can almost certainly be applied to the fact that many people probably don't know their neighbors.

    • @FerociousPaul
      @FerociousPaul 6 років тому +1

      @@Michael-wo4wc *But Guess What Group Of All Is Least Tribal? Whites*
      This is pure opinion, pure speculation, and you're gonna have to give me some hard data if you wanna back it up. Otherwise I’m dismissing it as a feeling you have because it 100% *is* just a feeling you pulled out of your ass. We're not interested in your feelings, we're interested in what’s real.
      *The Alt-Right Is Just One Pro-White Political Movement Meanwhile There Are Thousands Of Hispanic, Black, Jewish, And Asian Groups; But You Don't Attack Them*
      There goes the reframing again. You don't know what I attack, but if you reframe it this way it makes white people into a victim. Nice attempt at the victim game, but it's ultimately futile. The Alt-Right isn't just a pro-white movement, it's a pro-white anti-everyone else movement. And it isn't the only one of its kind. That's also besides the point, because the Alt-Right itself isn't so much the issue, but its that their ideas very slyly seep into the minds of unsuspecting ignorant people like yourself, and as you go on to innocently parrot their talking points, you normalize their views and shift the Overton window further and further toward objectively fascist concepts. You can do all of this without ever identifying as Alt-Right and believing yourself to be the least racist person on Earth.
      Now, to address the thousands of other identitarian groups: name me ten from each racial group you’ve listed since there are thousands of them and the tangible effect they've had on society and political discourse that is equivalent to the Alt-Right’s in the past decade and maybe I’ll start worrying about them too. For now, I’m more concerned about an ideologically subversive group that targets people who are a part of the largest ethnic group in the country that holds the most seats in the house, the senate, the supreme court, and the president’s cabinet.
      *Left’s Cultural Marxist Anti-White Villainization. Everything Wrong In The World? White Man’s Fault*
      This is the part that makes me think you're not serious. I love the cultural marxism meme. You do know that empty phrase was coined by fear mongerers that would go on to form the actual nazi party, right? Whatever. Can you just explain to me what cultural marxism means to you?
      Also, I love the complete rational disconnect in the Alt-Right's logic. You say they're more on the side of truth than I wanna admit? Okay. Well the Alt-Right loves to take credit for making the world the way it is today, that Western Society rose and saved the world from our savage selves. And that this was all thanks to white men, because all the other races don't have high enough IQs, they're too stupid and violent to have any impact on the world outside of destroying themselves and others. Yet the Alt-Right cries whenever white men get blamed for any negative aspect of the current state of the world they themselves are always trying to take credit for shaping. I don't understand. The majority of extremely powerful national superpowers for the last two centuries have had white leaders. Pretty much every policy in existence in America right now was put into effect by a majority of whites. White people make up the majority of “western nations.” The Alt-Right loves to tell other races to get their shit together and accept responsibility for their actions, but they never wanna do the same for the evils of white history and they individually aren't even responsible for any of it, there shouldn't be any reason to deny it but they do. Because that's how deep their whiteness is attached to their sense of identity. They don't even wanna acknowledge that poor innocent freedom loving whites could've ever done anything wrong in the past. The Alt-Right isn't on the side of truth, they're on the side of whatever makes white people look best and everyone else look worse. And they'll present whatever half truths they have to you so you can repeat their surface level fool’s talking points like a machine gun, which forces someone like me to write an essay to debunk it all. But because most people are fools, they're gonna come away with the foolish talking point without doing any research of their own or engaging with any of the nuance of what they're saying.
      *If You Want To End Identity Politics And Promote Individualism, Start With Black Women Who Vote Like 99% In Unison While Attacking The Most Freedom Loving Group Of White Men*
      Okay so, I never said I wanted to end identity politics. Mostly because I don't think it's possible as I stated earlier. I wanna mitigate it by debunking victim narrative bullshit like this. Black women vote 99% in unison on what issues in what states? I’m having a hard time believing black women in California feel the same way about gay marriage as black women in Alabama. If you're just talking about party lines, have you ever considered that one party over the other has stronger policies that favor the plight of many black women (like birth control initiatives, education, police brutality, healthcare) while the other party doesn't. I just love the framing here: 99% of black women are a hive mind and the poor innocent freedom loving white males are having their freedom loving ideas attacked. As if the hive mind of black women doesn't love freedom and isn't actively trying to increase their own level of freedom via the policies they support. “Freedom” is a vague virtue that's easy to spit out and virtue signal with, but it's more complicated than that. Sure I’m free to buy a Maserati and drive it down the freeway with the top down but only if I have the economic ability to do so. Your level of “Freedom” in this world is dictated entirely by class and your economic standing. So it doesn't surprise me that a minority of the poorest people in the country progressively fighting to increase their own individual economic freedoms might come into ideological contention with the majority of the wealthiest people in the country fighting to conserve a system that’s already benefits them and gives them more freedoms than others whether they realize it or not. So it doesn't surprise me that the poor freedom loving white men might feel so attacked when black women bring their grievances to the marketplace of ideas. Naturally if it ain't broke, don't fix it, so any progressive ideas echoed by black women around the country are just going to be considered an attack on whiteness by privileged white men. Especially when you throw some good ol’ fashioned fear mongering in like “thousands of white cities have gone to shit because of the blacks and the browns” and tell them everything they wanna hear, like that they're the most virtuous, non-tribal, peaceful, freedom loving people on Earth.
      I don't mean to come off as harsh and rude to you, because I really don't wanna perpetuate your victim narrative. But I hope that after reading all this shit, you come away at least questioning the legitimacy of what you've heard and seen from the AR and AR sympathizers and useful idiots for the AR that may not be affiliated, but are even more effective at getting their ideas to spread than an actual self identified member. If you haven't actually looked into a talking point, don't bring it up here at the digital water-cooler just so you have something to say and a victim narrative to feel nice and victimized by.

  • @saltyk2795
    @saltyk2795 28 днів тому

    This remains one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen. Holy cow. I'm crying and my abs hurt. Bloody brilliant. :*D

  • @josphellihsilak4588
    @josphellihsilak4588 6 років тому +543

    "All the women are rejecting you."
    (Sinister smile)
    ..silence
    "Yea."
    (Broken)
    ..this is a masterpiece.

  • @Masden-
    @Masden- 4 роки тому +2078

    Seeing Jordan Peterson out of context, acting like he is and talking about having 4 affairs with intelligent, beautiful women to himself is truly amazing and holy crap this is better than most movies

  • @samsonmzera
    @samsonmzera 4 роки тому +2777

    My two brain cells arguing before waking up

  • @reagant.9470
    @reagant.9470 6 місяців тому +3

    I love Dr. Peterson, and this is a work of art.

  • @Waterbug1591
    @Waterbug1591 5 років тому +1428

    sounds like an AI having a conversation with another AI

    • @prz88
      @prz88 5 років тому +10

      Because it kinda is

    • @nr-zr5cl
      @nr-zr5cl 5 років тому +17

      He's calling Peterson an npc

    • @daliilars3350
      @daliilars3350 4 роки тому

      Yeah, I don't know what they're talking about lol.

    • @jeez8939
      @jeez8939 4 роки тому

      Am I alive?

    • @8Djoshh
      @8Djoshh 4 роки тому

      Sounds like an AI talking to itself

  • @jollythejackalope
    @jollythejackalope 5 років тому +696

    Jordan Peterson: _outstanding move_
    Peter Jordanson: _outstanding move_

  • @r3ddim832
    @r3ddim832 6 років тому +1439

    PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE HIM WATCH THIS

    • @itmemo8617
      @itmemo8617 6 років тому +55

      @Joaquín Jiménez where is his video reaction lol

    • @giampaolomannucci8281
      @giampaolomannucci8281 6 років тому +31

      ​@Joaquín Jiménez Thank you, you beautiful being!
      That's the video and it's not on his channel, it's here on Shamien
      ua-cam.com/video/TZ6H3AZGnTo/v-deo.html

    • @DaedricGamingHD
      @DaedricGamingHD 5 років тому +1

      Thats not reaction its barely anecdotal

    • @WralthChardiceVideo
      @WralthChardiceVideo 5 років тому

      @@DaedricGamingHD Yeah but the original comment was about making him watch the video when he already did

    • @DaedricGamingHD
      @DaedricGamingHD 5 років тому +1

      Ye but the way the comments are strucktured lead me to belive he actully reacted to the vid rather than asked once by a i'm guessing jornalist

  • @planes3333
    @planes3333 Місяць тому +1

    LOL thanks for the laughs I subbed as you helped me feel good.

  • @nelsonvontitfuk1471
    @nelsonvontitfuk1471 5 років тому +1598

    I lost it when he called himself "kid"

    • @gibsondanny
      @gibsondanny 5 років тому +45

      I hope you find "it" again soon, my friend.

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 5 років тому +6

      Hope you find it! GOOD Luck!

    • @hippios
      @hippios 5 років тому +2

      Godspeed you find it soon.

    • @RexusprimeIX
      @RexusprimeIX 5 років тому +4

      Have you found it yet?

    • @cantcatchme6749
      @cantcatchme6749 5 років тому +4

      It's cool if you didn't find it yet after two months. Keep searching!

  • @harrisonjones1087
    @harrisonjones1087 5 років тому +3216

    There is a kind of weird genius in this. The people making these kinds of videos have revolutionized the genre of montage, and they (this guy, for example) have a particular talent for it that nobody knew existed before now.

    • @miniwarrior7
      @miniwarrior7 5 років тому +136

      Yeah its called hours of boredom

    • @TomsTCG
      @TomsTCG 5 років тому

      There are other people that can do that. some of them aren't very good though.
      ua-cam.com/users/Abu5ernamevideos
      ua-cam.com/video/onkLFOKyhXQ/v-deo.html

    • @SylasTheGreat
      @SylasTheGreat 5 років тому +3

      Not true! Plenty of people do this!

    • @harrisonjones1087
      @harrisonjones1087 5 років тому +2

      @@SylasTheGreat It's the quality, not the quantity.

    • @harrisonjones1087
      @harrisonjones1087 5 років тому +4

      @Ezra Milos That's what the doctor said when your mother was impressed when you were born

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed 5 років тому +677

    When a forcible move meets an objectionable stoppage.

    • @joshlay447
      @joshlay447 5 років тому +1

      For the win, best comment of 2019 so far!

    • @codyfarmer9672
      @codyfarmer9672 5 років тому

      Yo I fucking CRIED at this comment 😂😂

  • @LifeisGood762
    @LifeisGood762 6 місяців тому +1

    I haven't laughed so hard in a while 😂 thank you

  • @RadioactiveSand
    @RadioactiveSand 5 років тому +1186

    To the person who made this... I absolutely love you.

    • @manuelb7255
      @manuelb7255 5 років тому +5

      Ha dude it's made so well

    • @RadioactiveSand
      @RadioactiveSand 5 років тому +27

      ​@Ty Thomas Boxing Training Guess what, I've had three affairs in the last years and they've all been successful, I haven't got caught.

    • @paulod.candeias9442
      @paulod.candeias9442 5 років тому +2

      @@RadioactiveSand im a good guy

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado 5 років тому

      Someone should show it to JP

  • @trmohr
    @trmohr 5 років тому +1648

    Straight to the top of the UA-cam dominance hierarchy.

    • @perspii2808
      @perspii2808 5 років тому +8

      Tyson Mohr A true alpha male red pill gamer video

    • @praveenshkgp
      @praveenshkgp 5 років тому +1

      Next level comment ths

    • @lockedflame1955
      @lockedflame1955 5 років тому +3

      Won't matter until it's at the top of all possible dominance hierarchies

    • @donrogers7227
      @donrogers7227 5 років тому +7

      Due to competence though, not power. Remember this.

    • @lockedflame1955
      @lockedflame1955 5 років тому

      @@donrogers7227 Exactly man. Exactly

  • @justagoodlifes
    @justagoodlifes 5 років тому +1824

    Jordan Peterson must react to this.

    • @mortyk182
      @mortyk182 5 років тому +76

      ua-cam.com/video/TZ6H3AZGnTo/v-deo.html

    • @grantrogers1858
      @grantrogers1858 5 років тому +30

      And tell us how it relates to a mythical story

    • @michaelkey9549
      @michaelkey9549 5 років тому

      @@mortyk182 ope, whaddaya know.

    • @ikemanreed
      @ikemanreed 5 років тому +3

      Meme review

    • @MrMilkman1992
      @MrMilkman1992 5 років тому +7

      Morteza MIM Thank you for sharing that I wanted to see his reaction as well

  • @EnochsDream
    @EnochsDream 3 місяці тому

    How have I only just stumbled across this absolute gem of a funny. Ive got tears rolling down my face. 😂😂😂

  • @antrakt900
    @antrakt900 4 роки тому +2151

    Jordan Peterson is so smart that he can out-talk even himself.

    • @derekm3180
      @derekm3180 4 роки тому +61

      Jordan Peterson D E S T R O Y S Peter Jordanson

    • @warbler1984
      @warbler1984 4 роки тому +19

      At the same time he's also so bad he loses an argument with himself...

    • @SiGLoORiGiN
      @SiGLoORiGiN 4 роки тому +4

      @@warbler1984 He is the glass

    • @Freeman4815
      @Freeman4815 4 роки тому +1

      Congratulations, you played yourself

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 4 роки тому +3

      or he's so stupid that he loses even to himself....

  • @newuserandhiscrew2278
    @newuserandhiscrew2278 3 роки тому +3340

    "Some losers lose all the time, which is the side you ocupate..."
    Fantastic line

    • @jmb8989
      @jmb8989 2 роки тому +75

      I will use this quote on someone before I die.

    • @elgatocapibara
      @elgatocapibara 2 роки тому +45

      I accidentally read lobsters instead of losers.

    • @zasta7
      @zasta7 Рік тому +16

      @@elgatocapibara lobsters lose to humans all the time. So... still fits.

    • @60sspider-man29
      @60sspider-man29 Рік тому +8

      @@zasta7 not for long...

    • @demonicakane2083
      @demonicakane2083 Рік тому +1

      @@jmb8989 good idea🗿

  • @AleBrex
    @AleBrex 4 роки тому +3318

    Jordan Peterson
    - Successful book writer
    - Great with women
    - Works out
    - Considered a genius
    - Plays the game
    Peter Jordanson
    - Loser
    - Rejected by women
    - In bad shape
    - Not considered an intellectual
    - Doesn’t play the game
    Who's side are you on?

    • @barrdack
      @barrdack 4 роки тому +289

      Pordan Jeterson

    • @billythedogbob1992
      @billythedogbob1992 4 роки тому +90

      Jeter Pordanson

    • @XekTOr89
      @XekTOr89 4 роки тому +98

      Chad Peterson vs Virgin Jordanson

    • @mskomu
      @mskomu 4 роки тому +83

      You forgot the most impressive feat of Jordan Peterson. The man has gums in perfect shape!

    • @omarbellachi7110
      @omarbellachi7110 4 роки тому +4

      U forgot that the first one have coronavirus

  • @cryptoskywalker6000
    @cryptoskywalker6000 7 місяців тому

    That’s one of the most brilliant things I’ve ever seen. Peterson is such the perfect character to use for this mock-up. I was crying, I was laughing so hard.

  • @Gangsteryeti
    @Gangsteryeti 6 років тому +1605

    Did anyone else notice that these two look really similar?

    • @majdaasee4744
      @majdaasee4744 6 років тому +66

      They even have very similar voices!! Almosr identical!!

    • @youssefbchir6991
      @youssefbchir6991 6 років тому +52

      Wtf no they look completely different from each other

    • @MindlessTube
      @MindlessTube 6 років тому +146

      your just racist and think all white people look the same

    • @JoseAnd97
      @JoseAnd97 6 років тому +22

      Right? I thought I was the only lobster that noticed

    • @AnUnapologeticApologist
      @AnUnapologeticApologist 6 років тому +21

      Ik that's why I'm calling fake.

  • @wyattsiefert2759
    @wyattsiefert2759 6 років тому +665

    This Fight Club sequel looks awesome

  • @Jostyy
    @Jostyy 5 років тому +1399

    “Tough luck for me, but i could lift 50 pounds”
    “No.. i don’t think so”
    MASTERFUL

    • @gerardo49078
      @gerardo49078 5 років тому +20

      That's just too much Hahahaha

    • @PIXELSURPRISE
      @PIXELSURPRISE 5 років тому +1

      Dying here

    • @ith7922
      @ith7922 5 років тому +1

      @@gerardo49078 NO ITS NOT

  • @TheMichaelseymour
    @TheMichaelseymour 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm following Peter Jordansen from now on . Subbed .