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  • @amotts8326
    @amotts8326 Рік тому +641

    Mateo being the straightest he has ever been, helping his neighbor, immediately balanced out back to gay by calling it her “fire extinguisher” 💀

    • @derrickallen6001
      @derrickallen6001 Рік тому +8

      ^this

    • @willowtree6487
      @willowtree6487 Рік тому +8

      Just what I was thinking 🤣

    • @dww2006
      @dww2006 Рік тому +8

      Don’t laugh at me. Pasta Fazul. With the white beans.

    • @LynnaeaEmber
      @LynnaeaEmber Рік тому +2

      @@dww2006 I love Pasta fazul. Yes, I second that suggestion.

    • @carolineweaver16
      @carolineweaver16 Рік тому +8

      Ending the interaction with ciao was the icing

  • @lawkangjie
    @lawkangjie Рік тому +1068

    The bravery of this man to cook and eat a red sauce while wearing white

    • @marysalmon2367
      @marysalmon2367 Рік тому +7

      Yes, I was thinking the same thing!!😀

    • @maychap
      @maychap Рік тому +2

      YES! Same thought here!

    • @tang0yank3e94
      @tang0yank3e94 Рік тому

      @@marysalmon2367 ditto

    • @MitchK_
      @MitchK_ Рік тому

      🤣👍🏻

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Рік тому

      lol i totally had this thought. i'm not alone, i see. 😂

  • @CCupcakeFace08
    @CCupcakeFace08 Рік тому +255

    matteo: “that was the straightest i’ve ever been”
    also matteo: “omg i love your apartment it’s so cute.💕 ciao!”

  • @zedxx
    @zedxx Рік тому +116

    Our boy here is not only a good cook, he also rescues damsels in distress ☺

  • @vanessab4517
    @vanessab4517 Рік тому +53

    “That was the straightest I’ve ever been”😂😂😂

    • @abadidol
      @abadidol Рік тому +8

      Then proceeds to call a smoke alarm a fire extinguisher.

    • @andreluissoriano
      @andreluissoriano Рік тому +1

      @@abadidol lmao I didn't even notice. Guess I'm as straight as Matteo.

    • @Beaver_Monday
      @Beaver_Monday 6 місяців тому

      ​@@abadidolA smoke alarm does extinguish a fire if you think about it philosophically and smoke some pot first

  • @FishWhiskey
    @FishWhiskey Рік тому +47

    Bro is the perfect man. I wish I was gay 😭😭😭.

    • @MeganG.Andersen
      @MeganG.Andersen Рік тому +11

      👀 if you’re saying that, I don’t think you have to wish…
      Just own it. Lol

    • @itdoesntmatteriknowthatyou3161
      @itdoesntmatteriknowthatyou3161 Рік тому +2

      Bro, I think your wish was granted before you even made it saying things like that....

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 Рік тому

      Thoughts+Prayers 🙏❤

  • @desiraepriest2524
    @desiraepriest2524 Рік тому +8

    Not Matteo comparing using the gym on the weekend to being “a third class passenger on the titanic trying to get to a life boat” 😂💀

  • @markroulette3419
    @markroulette3419 Рік тому +265

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but I nearly cried when Mateo dumped the rest of that vodka down the drain. Do you know how many vodka lemonades you could have had?

  • @TheMikeMcCaffrey
    @TheMikeMcCaffrey Рік тому +13

    Made this tonight for dinner and saved some of the sauce because it was so amazing. Thank you for making this type of food seem so accessible, while requiring so few ingredients

  • @nathaliemocca
    @nathaliemocca Рік тому +4

    Petition to bring back the singing of “thank you for being a friend” while you take out some pasta water with the thank you for being a friend cup. 8:35

  • @McRipperMitWurst
    @McRipperMitWurst Рік тому +5

    "... literally pigsalt ..."

  • @Steve-ec6ed
    @Steve-ec6ed Рік тому +7

    It hurt me watching you dump the rest of that vodka down the drain😭

  • @cameoshmameo
    @cameoshmameo Рік тому +16

    i would love to see you make like tortellini or ravioli 👀 honestly you just need a cooking show of your own- i’d eat up a 30 min cooking show w matteo 🫣

    • @Roslyngal
      @Roslyngal Рік тому

      Only most ravioli and tortellini recipes are just ‘cook the pasta parcels in a couple of labels of hot broth’. Sprinkle with Parmesan. Serve. 2 mins tops!

  • @MartinaValla
    @MartinaValla Рік тому +14

    The finale of Coco makes me cry too, it's the fact that she - a super old abuela - dies and runs to her parents, way younger than she is, yelling "dad" like a small child, I just can't I have tears in my eyes just by writing it dang!
    By the way being born in the mid 80s I missed the peak wave of vodka pasta in Italy, and I've never had it. I'm kinda curious thoug I'd probably not eat it because of onion.

    • @candiceg430
      @candiceg430 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, the ending gutted me. It made me think about how much older people (most of them) haven’t seen their parents, their grandparents, in many decades. I could feel the pain and weight of time. It just illustrated the concept of time so perfectly and painfully.

  • @stickibug
    @stickibug Рік тому +48

    Lmao you crying and asking for Fritos on the plane is hilarious and relatable 😂

    • @PEGASUSleadmare
      @PEGASUSleadmare Рік тому +1

      Must have been my fault for you to ask for those Fritos! I opened a bag in a under air conditioned plane and boom! The attendant came over and curtly told me that EVERYONE was asking her for FRITOS! Hahahaha

  • @virginiasully8349
    @virginiasully8349 Рік тому +6

    "This is lava." Great line.
    Love your comedy/cooking show!

  • @JVLawnDarts
    @JVLawnDarts Рік тому +28

    First long form video I’ve seen but I love your stand up! You have a great energy and know how to captivate an audience 10/10 man

    • @sorryman105
      @sorryman105 Рік тому +3

      Don't miss the older videos! The Olive Garden one is a treat.

  • @1BSDjunkie
    @1BSDjunkie Рік тому +6

    Cut onions without crying? I find it is helpful to have a sharp knife (dull knives spray more onion while cutting) and also helps to refrigerate the onions before chopping. ❤✌🏼

  • @bio_chi
    @bio_chi Рік тому +44

    Try to make pasta alla Norma next time. It’s a Sicilian recipe, not so hard to do but so good to eat 👌 Daje Mattè!

    • @avonlave
      @avonlave Рік тому

      Been making that a lot lately. Tricky to find ricotta salata in the States though.

    • @RevdUp.Art.Fotografer
      @RevdUp.Art.Fotografer Рік тому +1

      @@avonlave They usually have it in the high brow/expensive markets....or the Italian Deli's of course. 😀

  • @sunflowerspirited4974
    @sunflowerspirited4974 Рік тому +9

    Omg this looks so yummy! Penne alla vodka is my favorite💖 Would love to see penne all'arrabbiata next, it's so underrated!!✨

  • @arielpotts3354
    @arielpotts3354 Рік тому +3

    5:48 to 5:58 is hilarious. There's like 12 different cuts in there spliced together to make a sentence, but its so smooth lmao

  • @FPwLola
    @FPwLola Рік тому +11

    I've been calling everyone guanchale (sp?) since your last video. Especially my cat. This looks so good, thanks again for the selfless gift of hunger pangs and boisterous laughter. 🍝😍😂

    • @doctorx3266
      @doctorx3266 Рік тому +2

      "Guanciale" - from the Italian word for cheek!

    • @FPwLola
      @FPwLola Рік тому +1

      @@doctorx3266 Ooooh thanks! Love knowing origins of words. 😉👌

  • @pierobramanti4675
    @pierobramanti4675 Рік тому +8

    Matteo cooks with the italian's easiness. He mastered the knowledge of our" cucina autentica." Then Is a brillant commedian and a fabouluse person 👍 Hope too see you perform in Italy ASAP.

  • @My72MGB
    @My72MGB Рік тому +7

    We need more Cooking with Matteo videos! Love them!

  • @yvetteabernethy8777
    @yvetteabernethy8777 Рік тому +29

    Ahhh, love this recipe! When are you going to start making Mexican dishes too?

  • @KTfromJersey
    @KTfromJersey Рік тому +2

    Put a wet paper towel next to the cutting board when cutting the onion. It will prevent you from crying. The chemicals in the onion seek moisture, that’s why it goes for your tear ducts. So just put a wet thing closer to it

  • @HIMpotter
    @HIMpotter Рік тому +4

    I love that I'm gonna add this to my "recipes" Playlist & I get to laugh every time I make it.

  • @lichtfilme
    @lichtfilme Рік тому +12

    4:33 you threw away the rest of the vodka!? Matteo, they GAVE it to you 😭😭

  • @philipchurch9848
    @philipchurch9848 Рік тому +2

    Matteo is just so himself and I love it! And really love the recipes as I really love pasta and do not know the more authentic way to cook it. I also like the context he brings to his cooking! Delicious!

  • @someonelse101
    @someonelse101 Рік тому +4

    Greetings from Europe (north of Italy), I usually cook penne alla vodka without pancetta, it (already) tastes really good without meat, but I will try your version next time. I also add a tiny pinch of cayenne pepper, for the extra lava heat effect 😉 thanks for sharing your pasta wisdom!

  • @alessiosem2238
    @alessiosem2238 Рік тому +1

    This recipe is so 80s that even shrimps cocktail would be better in an italian table.

  • @ratsofchicago
    @ratsofchicago Рік тому +3

    I'd love to see you demonstrate a sauce that pairs well with rotini!

  • @DKF_oli
    @DKF_oli Рік тому +2

    You’re very considerate. My neighbors don’t give a sht about singing (and doing other things) extremely loudly when we share a (very thin) wall.

  • @Brooksie603
    @Brooksie603 Рік тому +3

    You can make anything and I will watch it. Learning a good dish with funny commentary is a delight 🍝

  • @elisabethdaugerotbuysellin9284

    Love these. Most entertaining cooking show, I’m dying laughing with your jokes. You are one talented person

  • @ginat.8064
    @ginat.8064 Рік тому +2

    This series just makes me so happy. Also, someone somewhere MUST use that fire alarm moment for their romance novel. What a meet cute!

  • @tripaffleck
    @tripaffleck 6 місяців тому

    1:15 not that straight; "I love your guys's apartment, it's really cute..."😄😄

  • @billpola
    @billpola Рік тому +3

    Did you just dump out all that vodka!?

  • @michaelkerridge6311
    @michaelkerridge6311 5 місяців тому

    Hopelessly devoted is also my warmup song. That SAME phrase. It's the best.

  • @TDSPYT
    @TDSPYT Рік тому +5

    If you put the onion in the freezer for 10-15 minutes before cutting, should help stop tears.

  • @girl123interrupted
    @girl123interrupted Рік тому +1

    Your videos give me so much life

  • @elmudd06
    @elmudd06 Рік тому +4

    I am always impressed how Matteo wears white tees and somehow never gets sauce all over them

    • @mygoodtimes7987
      @mygoodtimes7987 Рік тому +2

      is it, or does he have a dozen matching white t-shirts standing by

    • @JonMeFree
      @JonMeFree Рік тому

      @@mygoodtimes7987 That's his secret, I think. 🤭

    • @Roslyngal
      @Roslyngal Рік тому

      For sure I think there are spare tees on hand- in the pesto video and these thin tomato sauces especially. They have a very high ‘flick factor’!

  • @brucetidwell7715
    @brucetidwell7715 Рік тому

    When you added black pepper, I thought of your friend Nick and almost died! 😂😂😂

  • @McRipperMitWurst
    @McRipperMitWurst Рік тому +3

    This looks gay as hell!
    And i love it!

  • @m.pt123
    @m.pt123 Рік тому +3

    Matteo come to Portugal, we need you!! 😘🔥🇵🇹

  • @cmadd498
    @cmadd498 Рік тому

    Candle burning will stop the tears for onions.

  • @dazedbarbie311
    @dazedbarbie311 Рік тому

    I cried at that exact moment during coco ♥️

  • @themetalcoder
    @themetalcoder Рік тому +7

    I would love to see a lovely pappardelle pasta with a rosemary portobello sauce!

  • @gzucc
    @gzucc Рік тому

    I love the way you teach theses recipes. You are teaching me. Also it makes me hungry, watching you cook.

  • @Jaymeloveshair
    @Jaymeloveshair Рік тому

    This is the straightest I’ve ever been 😂

  • @denacrescini1990
    @denacrescini1990 Рік тому +1

    I love your cooking shows! They make me feel like I am back in the kitchen with my Nonna.

  • @BigDMoney1992
    @BigDMoney1992 Рік тому

    So straight calling the smoke alarm a fire extinguisher 😂 Werk.

  • @monicabrooks9361
    @monicabrooks9361 Рік тому +5

    Love all of your pasta videos. You make it look so easy! I love eggplant parmesan and lasagna. Make you can give those a whirl :)

  • @txpapa4420
    @txpapa4420 Рік тому +1

    Made with Lava! 🤣🔥☄️.. luv it!

  • @MatthewHoward-fd6yf
    @MatthewHoward-fd6yf Рік тому

    Matteo Lane accomplishing the impossible: getting me to cook😃

  • @freakychick1978
    @freakychick1978 Рік тому

    Shout out to the company cellar and the generous pour😂.

  • @Fotini13
    @Fotini13 Рік тому +1

    I absolutely love him 🤣🙌 I literally dieeeeee “is that my hallway?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HansonJessie
    @HansonJessie Рік тому +2

    I'd love to see ravioli or tortellini episodes--making the pasta from dough!

  • @kathywalsh9312
    @kathywalsh9312 Рік тому

    10 minutes in the freezer makes onion chopping tearless

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX Рік тому

    oh wow, this was a NEW video! got so used to being in the backlog. *this was really fun, nice apt, and i always liked this dish but never had it from scratch. thanks for sharing!! :D

  • @theprofwiggles711
    @theprofwiggles711 Рік тому +1

    I’ve heard of two methods to help reduce onion tears. Both have worked for me with varying results. 1) freeze the onions before you chop them and 2) put damp paper towels or a damp cloth on or next to your cutting board. The bit that makes you cry is just going for the nearest source of moisture/water.

  • @rosarybennett
    @rosarybennett Рік тому +1

    I sobbed for Coco, too!

  • @narutogirly101
    @narutogirly101 Рік тому

    It's nice to see him in his natural environment I've never seen him not on a stage. Kitchen is beautiful and that food looks delicious

  • @breeannwilliams4610
    @breeannwilliams4610 Рік тому +1

    Yummmm. Bless us with some curry pasta next?! 🤌🤌🤌

  • @loveishere1997
    @loveishere1997 Рік тому

    yess a new cooking video

  • @TAH6KA94
    @TAH6KA94 Рік тому +3

    It would be great to see a lasagna recipe.
    I cooked some of pastas you showed and they were perfect!

  • @phillyguy8541
    @phillyguy8541 Рік тому +1

    If you refrigerate your onions for a while before cutting it will eliminate or reduce the tears. Also, if you run them under cold water after peeling and cutting in half this will do the same thing.

    • @accordionbabe
      @accordionbabe Рік тому

      Have anyone else do the chopping for you!

  • @carolhak
    @carolhak Рік тому

    Swamp mix and went directly to the 7-Eleven to pour it into a Slurpee

  • @jaredtrp
    @jaredtrp Рік тому +3

    Would love to see how you make pasta aglio e olio.

  • @pri22v11
    @pri22v11 11 місяців тому +1

    Andddd we segwayyy into cooking haha

  • @sethsharp5615
    @sethsharp5615 Рік тому

    Yeah, you're my new favorite comedian man.

  • @guidouneee
    @guidouneee Рік тому

    I was so distracted by the tight white tshirt that I had to rewatch to make sure he actually put some vodka in the sauce lol

  • @CastorClasser1716
    @CastorClasser1716 Рік тому +6

    I love trying to make these pastas after you do it. Maybe try lemon pasta next^_^

  • @sarahdoesskits5567
    @sarahdoesskits5567 Рік тому

    It's giving Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee vibes but just Matteo killing it lol

  • @78breeze
    @78breeze Рік тому +3

    One of my favorite pasta dishes is aglio e olio. I know, really simple but it's so good. Can you give that one a try? Would love to see how you prepare this dish.

  • @tennisCharlzz
    @tennisCharlzz Рік тому

    Nick would say "Aha, you do put in pepper in your pasta sauce!"

  • @SorrelBigmin
    @SorrelBigmin Рік тому +1

    Make Pasta all’assassina next !!

  • @BayYolal
    @BayYolal Рік тому

    Matteo king!

  • @coolbreeze5683
    @coolbreeze5683 Рік тому

    The end of Coco got me too

  • @2Madre
    @2Madre Рік тому

    Italians: are the words for writing and fucking the same or similar? Love watching you cook, Mateo!

  • @g3ntl323
    @g3ntl323 Рік тому +1

    Love your vids!

  • @raylampago
    @raylampago Рік тому

    not the “cooking with gas” bit

  • @davidbiddle3257
    @davidbiddle3257 Рік тому +2

    Doesn’t everybody get the last out of the bottle the same way? Personally, I would have used more vodka!

  • @ckbray6882
    @ckbray6882 Рік тому

    You're so brilliant, Mateo! Thank you so much for all the laughs & recipes! The acidic gas in onions released by chopping is attracted to the moisture in your eyes, nose, mouth. (mucus membranes) a chef taught me to always chop onions with a piece of bread hanging out of my mouth. The bread absorbs the burny oniony air. Also, lighting a candle & placing near cutting board & finally, I've heard placing paper towels in water, then under the onion you're chopping also helps - but I can't get my head around how you only chop the onion & not get little, cut up bits of paper towel in your diced onion. Hope this helps! & you keep your flame burning so brightly! You light up the world! 🕯️🔥🕯️

  • @Steve-hu9gw
    @Steve-hu9gw Рік тому +3

    Relatedly, while writing on the board during a Latin class I was teaching, I overheard a student pronounce _anno domini_ as though it were _ano domini._ I almost broke the chalk. (I’ll leave it to readers’ common sense and internet-search skills to figure out why.) You should have seen me trying to explain why one should take care with the Ns when pronouncing inflections of _annus_ (which _anno_ comes from).
    Btw, I love penne alla vodka. Though I think pene alla vodka--the more playful and less gruesome version--sounds pretty interesting in its own right.

  • @Shane_Shaney
    @Shane_Shaney Рік тому +1

    I made this tonight. It was so good! Thank you for sharing 💗

  • @diannacolls
    @diannacolls Рік тому +3

    I think you should do a Mexican dish next! Love the 1930's reference to the gas company, or was it a nod to Daffy Duck?

  • @x_misstwitch_x
    @x_misstwitch_x Рік тому

    I always stick my fork through the holes in the penne to pick it up LOL!
    Id love to see your spaghetti! I know it's pretty basic but hey, everyone loves a good spaghetti!

  • @MrRobertgough
    @MrRobertgough Рік тому +1

    I love your version of straight, (fire extuguisher)🤣😘

  • @gergocsuri1882
    @gergocsuri1882 Рік тому +4

    Matteo did you just pour the leftover vodka down the drain??? :O :D

    • @Skyliner12
      @Skyliner12 Рік тому +2

      I was wondering the SAME THING

    • @marysalmon2367
      @marysalmon2367 Рік тому

      Good Lord, I hope not but I think he did.

  • @Meeskait1992
    @Meeskait1992 Рік тому

    Please make more of these

  • @michaelwhitlinger6678
    @michaelwhitlinger6678 Рік тому

    I love watching you cook!! You need a cooking show.

  • @willowtree6487
    @willowtree6487 Рік тому

    I like the fluent Italian, then at the end he just says “meaning” with an Italian accent!

  • @ricardosilveiraleite7678
    @ricardosilveiraleite7678 Рік тому

    YOU JUST THREW THE VODKA IN THA SINK ??? OMG.

  • @nigeljordan5756
    @nigeljordan5756 Рік тому +1

    I chew gum when I chop onions and it helps. Love your cooking and standup!

  • @JR-rz1br
    @JR-rz1br Рік тому +1

    Make Stanley Tucci's fried zucchini with pasta (spaghetti alla Nerano).

  • @BigMike287
    @BigMike287 Рік тому

    “Penny olive oil cup”. Sounds exotic. Thanks UA-cam captions!

  • @Zultzify
    @Zultzify Рік тому

    dont worry matteo, us straight men disowned you when you called the fire alarm the fire extinguisher

  • @stephaniefriedman3796
    @stephaniefriedman3796 Рік тому +1

    I’d like to see you make pasta alla Norma, pasta con broccoli, and pasta con finocchio e sarde. Sicilians, represent!

  • @love196627
    @love196627 Рік тому

    we use swim goggles for onions
    we have three sets in our kitchen drawers in case we're all cooking together