Cocaine Bear Movie Review - Bearly True Story

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  • @zacharybartolo5111
    @zacharybartolo5111 Рік тому +35

    Something I actually noticed on my second watch of the movie, the bags of cocaine are all in red duffels. The bear learned that the good stuff is located in multiple bags and pursues anything that even remotely looks like them. The Hiker Girl's hiking pack looked like one of them, the EMT's medical bag looked like one of them and the bear chased after anyone that either had the drugs, covered in the drugs or potentially even had them. That's actually rather smart and the movie doesn't tell you this.

  • @K_Woods
    @K_Woods Рік тому +56

    I really like and appreciate how Decker acknowledges the name of all the actors in a movie regardless of how well known they may or may not be.

    • @mitijr2031
      @mitijr2031 Рік тому +7

      True, however, I wish he spoke about directors, writers and producers more.

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 Рік тому +135

    RIP, Ray Liotta, this was one of his last films as an actor.

    • @catsabotage3362
      @catsabotage3362 Рік тому +9

      Damn, only 67 too.

    • @kevin-gayrebelamerican8047
      @kevin-gayrebelamerican8047 Рік тому

      Hopefully he wasn't one of the elite Hollywood pedophiles.

    • @sertank735
      @sertank735 Рік тому +12

      I still remember sneaking to watch Goodfellas for the first time as a child. He was an absolute legend. RIP.

    • @khartog01
      @khartog01 Рік тому +3

      That's one to found out rip.

    • @B-Dad
      @B-Dad Рік тому +2

      I think even though there’s one more movie set to have him be in it this was indeed the last filmed. But I could be wrong. 🤷🏾‍♂️👍🏾

  • @dannyknightblade4592
    @dannyknightblade4592 Рік тому +63

    I love how Decker Shado finds new ways to incorporate himself into the movies he reviews. It's pretty creative.

  • @Goodlordwhatshappeninginthere
    @Goodlordwhatshappeninginthere Рік тому +48

    Cocaine Bear needs to have a hundred sequels where she fights Morphine Lion and Weed Shark or something.

    • @elegantdisarray
      @elegantdisarray Рік тому +4

      PCP Gorilla

    • @iexogen
      @iexogen Рік тому +2

      You mean reggae shark? Also don't forget his buddy LSD Willy the orca

    • @whitenobeard
      @whitenobeard Рік тому +4

      ​@@elegantdisarraywell we're already getting meth gator from the asylum.

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 Рік тому +3

      Heh, meet 'Smack Skunk'..........

    • @ClusterclashGaming
      @ClusterclashGaming Рік тому +1

      PCP Honey Badger

  • @markcarpenter6020
    @markcarpenter6020 Рік тому +30

    The most unrealistic thing in this movie is a teen in the 80s wouldn't know how to use coke.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Рік тому

      Ain't that the truth!🤣

    • @markcarpenter6020
      @markcarpenter6020 Рік тому +6

      @@rustyhowe3907 it's amazing that folks think 80s kids were that innocent. I accidentally walked in a drug deal at school in 7th grade. And I was sleeping with a local married woman(in her 20s) by 14......and I wasn't an exception by any means. Heck half my friends were using drugs by 14and over a 1/3 of my class was sexually active......before the internet we had to make our own fun.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Рік тому +3

      @@markcarpenter6020 Hahahaha I was in school in the early 90's onward so I had many a friend who were 80's kids and that's how I discovered all kinds of strange pills and powders.
      Didn't help we lived in a rough neighborhood where learning price and how to use was just common knowledge.
      It always makes me laugh when folks nowadays say we were better back then than now.

    • @markcarpenter6020
      @markcarpenter6020 Рік тому +3

      @@rustyhowe3907 well I also grew up on the wrong side of the tracks if it ain't obvious. But yeah a pretty large number of people I knew were firm believers in better living through chemistry. Kids these days would be shocked if they realized what all we did back then. And how much of it was hand waived away as "teens being teens". Thank God digital cameras hadn't been invented yet. I would hate to be a teen now when everyone has a camera in their pocket.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Рік тому +2

      @@markcarpenter6020 Lmao social media would've caught the quintessential kid image we all aspired to be of torn denim, 80's hair-metal band and mohawk styles, smoking, drinking, girly magazines, knife carrying, pill peddling, boombox toting tween+ year olds for sure.
      Nowadays kids are way too coddled but back then we were just considered, as you said, as kids being kids.
      Also adults back then were afraid of their kids "catching the gay" so macho pursuits and rock music were downright encouraged in plenty of areas.
      I still have my boombox btw.

  • @cruisematt8585
    @cruisematt8585 Рік тому +24

    “The 30 year old children” haha you always make me laugh Decker

  • @rustyhowe3907
    @rustyhowe3907 Рік тому +13

    The pilot's *bonk* death cracked me tf up!🤣

  • @Ron_Keffer
    @Ron_Keffer Рік тому +12

    You not gonna mention the bear and her cubs being seen by a couple and staring at them menacingly? Or the post credits scenes with the kid going to New York or Eddies new dog eating Daveed's fingers?

    • @JimmyThree-Balls
      @JimmyThree-Balls Рік тому +3

      Bruh its not daveed its just David, thats my real name and every Spanish speaker ive met calls me "daveed"

    • @Ron_Keffer
      @Ron_Keffer Рік тому +1

      @@JimmyThree-Balls dude his name is Daveed. I checked.

  • @ohyeah6453
    @ohyeah6453 Рік тому +16

    Hey Decker could you review the Child's Play movies.

  • @213chewy
    @213chewy Рік тому +33

    The kids doing cocaine was the funniest part of the movie I was like “omg these kids are gonna die” 😂

    • @oduinn7948
      @oduinn7948 Рік тому +1

      And not even from an overdose but from the amount of numb puking from putting three tablespoons of coke in your mouth.

    • @konradcurze939
      @konradcurze939 Рік тому +3

      Nothing like rotting your guts literally

  • @devinpaul9026
    @devinpaul9026 Рік тому +27

    Just bought this and M3gan on disc, they were just delivered yesterday.
    Bathroom the fight takes place in is MOST DEFINITELY NOT a 1980's public park bathroom. General lighting and condition even aside, there's not a single bum livin' in the thing-- which honestly woulda made for a couple extra jokes, which the movie SORELY needs.

  • @kiryuthedragonwarrior2746
    @kiryuthedragonwarrior2746 Рік тому +11

    Now we need Meth Crocodile

    • @markcarpenter6020
      @markcarpenter6020 Рік тому +3

      No. We need meth-gator vs Florida man.(who may or may not be on meth)

    • @whitemouse2460
      @whitemouse2460 Рік тому

      There is nothing intimidating about a crocodile without teeth.

  • @bonehead2768
    @bonehead2768 Рік тому +6

    Glad to see & hear you're doing better, Decker. God Bless Ya Buddy, and Thanks for all you do for us, you're DEFINITELY the BEST INTERNET PERSONALITY PERIOD, WE LOVE YA!!!

  • @Darek_B52
    @Darek_B52 Рік тому +32

    This film is way better than it deserves to be

  • @FabledHeroes3351
    @FabledHeroes3351 Рік тому +72

    In real life the Bear actually over dosed it was pretty crazy all the same but man the whole movie feels like actors from a bad Anti Drug PSA got transported into a B Horror Movie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erichfiedler1481
      @erichfiedler1481 Рік тому +5

      He did mention that at the beginning of his review

    • @FabledHeroes3351
      @FabledHeroes3351 Рік тому

      @@erichfiedler1481 well I didn’t know that before I started the video 🤷‍♂️

    • @PrinceJediMaster
      @PrinceJediMaster Рік тому +2

      It is also said there was not enough of the bear left to stuff. It is said Pablo is just a normal stuffed Bear.

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, the poor thing probably suffered all kinds of internal trauma.

  • @Staubfuchs
    @Staubfuchs Рік тому +4

    "Pablo Escobear" killed me. I had to google it.

  • @LTamazil
    @LTamazil Рік тому +4

    The true comedy was how you pronounced Ray Liotta's name like no other person in the history of life.

  • @StephenxTehxLefty
    @StephenxTehxLefty Рік тому +2

    Peak cinema is when the bear does a line off a severed leg.

  • @Avinator5712
    @Avinator5712 Рік тому +11

    If you want a movie where the bad animal is just a bad animal I recommend beast or ghost and the darkness. They're just evil lions

    • @LEECUDDIHY
      @LEECUDDIHY Рік тому +5

      In ghost and the darkness the lions wernt evil they just developed a taste for human flesh because of the slave trade leaving the sick and weak behind.
      But your right that it is one of the few instants where wild animals being animals.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Рік тому

      That was a great movie.

  • @pooneil
    @pooneil Рік тому +3

    Thanks so much Decker for another great review. I have to agree in that I enjoyed just about everything in this movie except I did find that the editing made the pacing seem slower than it actually is and the cuts were a little bit jarring. This is not a huge issue at all, and I think this will go down as a classic. It’s definitely one I plan to rewatch.

  • @chaboi5980
    @chaboi5980 Рік тому +1

    Hello, EMT here! we wear our seatbelts when we’re upfront in the driver section, but we don’t when we’re in the back. But it’s OK, we’ll still die anyways if you’re in the back when a car accident happens whether you’re wearing a seatbelt or not. 😊

  • @timtheskeptic1147
    @timtheskeptic1147 Рік тому +1

    Ooh, how about "BathsaltOsaur: Evil in the Everglades".

  • @freebretth
    @freebretth Рік тому +2

    "Raining life-giving cocaine" 🤣

  • @Rambonii
    @Rambonii Рік тому +1

    Literally haven't been watching for a year I realised time to bring my binge pants

  • @corning1
    @corning1 Рік тому +1

    To be real. I’m surprised a bear would eat coke. Very odd. Like … I’m truly confused.

  • @arkady116
    @arkady116 Рік тому +2

    Methgator... lol honestly that sounds hilarious shame you can't make that film yourself decker!!

  • @MacOriginalGamer
    @MacOriginalGamer Рік тому +4

    How much did they pay Ray Liotta to be in this movie? R.I.P. Ray. I'll always remember you as Tommy Vercetti!😔

  • @FD-io4pk
    @FD-io4pk Рік тому +6

    Well at least your reviews are always very good and funnier than the material reviewed most of the time ! Thanks for a good time !

  • @lucaveneziano8447
    @lucaveneziano8447 Рік тому +3

    I was really hoping to hear a "THE BEAR'S DOIN' DRUGS!!"

  • @nicholaslehner3004
    @nicholaslehner3004 Рік тому +1

    My one complaint about the movie: They never played Eric Clapton's Cocaine.

  • @cruisematt8585
    @cruisematt8585 Рік тому +3

    Thank you so so much for uploading today Decker. Your videos are amazing. ❤❤

  • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
    @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 Рік тому +1

    Those two kids would be so fucked up from the amount they took they would probably be ODing.

  • @shanegandy7861
    @shanegandy7861 Рік тому +2

    Oh my fucking God I can't stop laughing that face you made with the like and subscribe part was absolutely classic. I will be laughing all night now.

  • @rogermorris9696
    @rogermorris9696 Рік тому +3

    Why does remind me of a Roger Corman title? It just feels like he would have made in the early 1970's.

  • @HigHrvatski
    @HigHrvatski Рік тому +4

    Ray Liottas last movie 😢

  • @LEECUDDIHY
    @LEECUDDIHY Рік тому +1

    I had to pause when senator clay davis was looking over the skydivers body, the houses in the background immediately stood out to me, i recognised them as irish style houses, for some reason the movie was filmed here.

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 7 місяців тому

      Hey, American here. If the movie was in fact filmed in Ireland. Probably for cost reasons. Filming overseas can result in tax cuts, and less money being spent. You would be shocked how many American movies are not filmed in America.

  • @Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ
    @Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ Рік тому +2

    As always, your hair is amazing.
    Also 1st for the 1dt

  • @keeganfawcett610
    @keeganfawcett610 Рік тому +1

    Had a rough day, thanks for the upload. Love your work!

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Рік тому +4

    I guess he had to do something before he went to a galaxy far far away.

  • @hansgraichen8051
    @hansgraichen8051 Рік тому +19

    It’s a wholesome film about motherhood, redemption and escaping a toxic family. You have two mothers protecting two kids, a clever parallel.

  • @DesMuttYS
    @DesMuttYS Рік тому +2

    Giving you a like and comment just for how well you went into the call to action portion of this video.

  • @henselmolina3977
    @henselmolina3977 Рік тому +4

    Did you see the trailer for The Expendables 4 and whats your opinion

  • @clarahesse3970
    @clarahesse3970 Рік тому +3

    Given the hair, have you ever considered going as Vlad the impalor for halloween?

  • @homeaccount5943
    @homeaccount5943 Рік тому +2

    Thank you for another awesome, funny video, brother. It only took me one video to realize I need more of your unique entertainment. 👍

  • @ydobrokking328
    @ydobrokking328 Рік тому

    Another good review! thank you for your hard work!
    But I have a problem now Decker. Where can I see "Don't F*** with rifle mom".
    Would love to see this movie!!!

  • @the_golden_gecko
    @the_golden_gecko Рік тому +1

    Will you review species 4

  • @cartooncritique6625
    @cartooncritique6625 Рік тому +1

    Well, the choppy editing does fit with the theme you gotta admit. Makes the audience feel like they're on cocaine watching this flick. 😆

  • @HybridGearXIII
    @HybridGearXIII Рік тому

    Hey deckshado big fan of your channel really enjoy it usally watch your playlist of deep blue sea and tremors as their my fav movies and hope your able to get some relaxation during your time. Also loved this review. Keep being you and awesome🫡😊

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 Рік тому +1

    .R.I.P.
    🌹
    RAY LIOTTA

  • @lordmessoric
    @lordmessoric Рік тому

    Hey, I've been planning on watching this movie, I'll watch it tonight and then see the review after, looking forward to it, your videos are always awesome

  • @mrav0cadoman162
    @mrav0cadoman162 Рік тому +4

    Thank the heavens I've been wanting to see this

  • @mikeludig1689
    @mikeludig1689 Рік тому +1

    PTSD from Rosette getting the zoomies😂

  • @coolricksgarage222
    @coolricksgarage222 Рік тому

    So happy you did this review!

  • @wayne3642
    @wayne3642 Рік тому

    idk how you dropped off in views, i've loved your reviews since i was like 16. prayin that the algorithm picks back up for you

  • @azathoththe3rd
    @azathoththe3rd Рік тому +2

    I love how kids find cocaine and immediately try to do it

  • @fenrirchainbreaker2597
    @fenrirchainbreaker2597 Рік тому

    Great review bro hey what happend to creepy duo reactions love to see you guys do more godzilla stuff like that

  • @serosen3950
    @serosen3950 Рік тому +1

    im sorry, but this already had me dieing at the dude hitting his head and flopping out the plane

  • @i_dot_n_hot7291
    @i_dot_n_hot7291 Рік тому

    Great to see you upload Decker!

  • @Haeresiarchonte
    @Haeresiarchonte Рік тому +3

    A less than 80KG bear ate like a quarter of his weight from the 34KG of cocaine found in the woods. He died before his organism could metabolize all the coke he ate. Imagine the dose needed to OD a 80KG man. Imagine said man would have eaten a quarter of his weight in coke. They said that bear was prolly the deadliest creature on land ever recorded for 5 minutes. I said this bear was prolly the highest land creature to ever been born, for five minutes.

    • @D-Skotes
      @D-Skotes Рік тому +1

      That fucked up, it very well was the height of all animals even in water it'd dominate.

  • @MidnightRangeTM
    @MidnightRangeTM Рік тому +1

    The blond kid was in a series called sweet tooth. Really fun. He did a great job

  • @gepisar
    @gepisar Рік тому

    7:11 sorry decker, all i can think now with Cocaine Bear reviews, when someone says, "how convenient" is... "Bearly an inconvenience"... but, imma check out your vid all the same! (You did get in quite a few 'bear'lys... nice work! )

  • @catbreathmedia
    @catbreathmedia Рік тому +1

    Can't wait for the adult knock off "Cocaine Beaver"... 😏

  • @restionSerpentine
    @restionSerpentine 4 дні тому

    They talk about a gazebo, and a ranger... and you don't mention Eric and the dread gazebo.
    Classic D&D story about a DM describing a structure, as part of the back ground, and a player thinking its a dangerous monster and attacks it

  • @metaloverlord7465
    @metaloverlord7465 Рік тому

    The scene where the bear chases the ambulance was really something else.

  • @alexmalcolm6309
    @alexmalcolm6309 Рік тому +1

    So continuing with the killer bear theme, does this mean we're getting Grizzly next?

  • @SamJonesS4mmyd48ull
    @SamJonesS4mmyd48ull Рік тому

    The Blood and Honey review did awesome, because you're good at this, and I'd rather you watch most of these movies for me. Especially that one.😂

  • @heliosdelsol
    @heliosdelsol Рік тому

    I'm a paramedic and I ALWAYS use my seatbelt! Now in the back, you have to take it off sometimes to get to the patient, but in the front, it's always on.

  • @jborrego2406
    @jborrego2406 Рік тому +1

    Shouldn’t the kids be high after putting cocaine in their mouths , an inhale it , when the bear snorted it out lol

  • @emilioi.valdez6680
    @emilioi.valdez6680 Рік тому +1

    So how long until the Meth Gator review?

  • @ronaldbowan5765
    @ronaldbowan5765 Рік тому

    Dude, classic review. Great job

  • @whisperienced
    @whisperienced Рік тому +2

    This movie is Elizabeth Banks' IQ in movie form.

  • @yupanquid5538
    @yupanquid5538 Рік тому +1

    Is this a new Decker video? Is this an early Father's day miracle??? Cheers Decker

  • @greenkoopa
    @greenkoopa Рік тому

    Decker i want you to review an old stop motion movie and do your own stop motion again! You were great but i havent found the video again 🤔

  • @MrRedkid555
    @MrRedkid555 Рік тому +1

    13:58 when you lie on the resume, and still get the job:

  • @ehsond8160
    @ehsond8160 Рік тому +1

    Love the shirt and medallion man. You should make that your look.

  • @jamess359
    @jamess359 Рік тому +2

    Keep the videos coming! We need our Decker reviews like this bear needs cochise.
    🐻🍚

  • @GriffinPilgrim
    @GriffinPilgrim Рік тому +4

    We'll have to bear with this movie.

  • @Theultimatebohab7137
    @Theultimatebohab7137 Рік тому

    I always watch this guy's reviews!

  • @URLforme
    @URLforme Рік тому +2

    All hail Decker Shado

  • @VidWatcher01
    @VidWatcher01 Рік тому

    Ice Cube Jr: "You mean there's bears out here this high!!!"

  • @L.T.VideoAndAudio
    @L.T.VideoAndAudio Рік тому +3

    The Title alone deserves a watch😂😉

  • @dravenrogers7040
    @dravenrogers7040 Рік тому

    Oh silly Decker we already got the the trailers for the new sequels in the credits Like Cocaine Rosette or cocaine sheep

  • @sonicmoremusic1
    @sonicmoremusic1 Рік тому

    Are you going to do a "Summer of" series?

  • @beegekhaos3171
    @beegekhaos3171 Рік тому

    Loved the video! Cover "Megan" next please please 😬

  • @GODCONVOYPRIME
    @GODCONVOYPRIME Рік тому

    Decker where did you get that necklace and shirt from it looks really really sweet!

  • @MultiPolarWorldCo-op
    @MultiPolarWorldCo-op Рік тому +1

    Hey Decker could you review the Ernest movies ❤ my favorite is Scared Stupid.
    THE SUMMER OF ERNEST P. WEROLE!!!

  • @ericrhodes5174
    @ericrhodes5174 Рік тому

    I thought it only snowed during the winter!

  • @ShivShrike
    @ShivShrike 9 місяців тому

    I really wish that they had more campers for the bear to make the body count rise, cause it was surprisingly lacking in the body count department for a movie called Cocaine Bear, I was expecting a lot more terror, mayhem, and corpses

  • @triforce_tri
    @triforce_tri Рік тому

    Watched the Twitter upload, and will happily watch it again here.

  • @TheKritken
    @TheKritken Рік тому

    Have you reviewed "Deep Rising" yet? I can't remember

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 Рік тому +1

    It try made a sequel, they should call it:
    *Cocaine Bear 2: The Honey Pot*

  • @undergroundironentertainment

    Those wheels on the bad guys pick up truck weren't available until 1994.

  • @mrfixitishere
    @mrfixitishere Рік тому

    If you manage to find another killer bear you can say " continuing to chase the UA-cam dragon"

  • @alexsimkin6414
    @alexsimkin6414 Рік тому

    Very enjoyable review, thank you

  • @JustMaxim37
    @JustMaxim37 Рік тому

    Amusing and good work as per usual. One suggestion for a film I have Is the 2020 movie Boss Level Starring Frank Grillo.
    Its a mildly comedic Movie abaut a dude repeating the same day over over with folks trying to kill him.
    yeah it isn't the most original idea, but i rather enjoyed it.

  • @DinosaurSatan
    @DinosaurSatan Рік тому +1

    Perhaps, the real Cocaine Bear was the friends we made along the way.

  • @Always.Smarter
    @Always.Smarter Рік тому +1

    cant wait for krokodil crocodile

  • @MrHrannsi
    @MrHrannsi Рік тому

    "And the body count rises"
    I have been missing this from the Internet personality whith the best hair.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Рік тому +3

    A drugged-out version of the movie Grizzly. WESTSIDE!!!!!!