Constantine - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 років тому +641

    You're breathtaking!
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    • @catvideojogos
      @catvideojogos 5 років тому +17

      PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE
      Doug make a Review about
      Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

    • @catvideojogos
      @catvideojogos 5 років тому +10

      PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE
      Doug make a Review about
      Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 5 років тому +8

      Please review Dudley Do-Right (1999)

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 5 років тому +4

      Please review South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut (1999)

    • @superzilla784
      @superzilla784 5 років тому +5

      Please do a Old Vs New of Poltergeists. the 1982 movie is a classic, but the 2015 movie is a checklist of clichés, and not the good kind

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому +768

    5:19 Actually, there are dragons documented in the Bible. Mostly referring to Satan, but still, dragons
    (EDIT) Sweet Mercy, I didn't expect all these likes.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 5 років тому +82

      *whispers* I don’t think Doug reads the Bible

    • @oliviadoyle3623
      @oliviadoyle3623 5 років тому +39

      So glad someone mentioned this.

    • @djalexander7723
      @djalexander7723 5 років тому +7

      Thank you for that great fact

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 5 років тому +66

      How has no-one told me there are dragons in the Bible?! _That's_ how you get an atheist to read your book!

    • @karoliskesminas8247
      @karoliskesminas8247 5 років тому +4

      @@sweetcinnamonpnchkin so ,I do not think that Doug reads about animals xD so much errors about them xD

  • @OneBirdAllStoned
    @OneBirdAllStoned 5 років тому +1449

    "This was a box office low point in Reeves's career"
    "I loved playing the character Constantine, I'd love to do a sequel."
    - Keanu Reeves

    • @AquaLantern
      @AquaLantern 5 років тому +141

      You realize the box office is how much a movie MAKES, not how an actor feels about it, right?

    • @anonymouspotato1082
      @anonymouspotato1082 4 роки тому +54

      Enjoying a role doesn’t make bank, and sorry doesn’t pay the rent.

    • @avocadothecat
      @avocadothecat 4 роки тому +26

      I want Matt Ryan tho, sorry Keanu, I love you but not in that role :/

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 4 роки тому +15

      Kathy Cat After Crisis, I’ve been thinking how awesome it would be if they met as different versions of the same character.

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 4 роки тому +7

      Ryan Griffin Reeves clearly lives well within his means if he can give away millions from his paycheques to the CG artists, stuntmen and crew without missing the money.

  • @crimsonmaverick8237
    @crimsonmaverick8237 5 років тому +404

    Fun Fact: The book of Revelations in the Holy Bible indeed has a dragon in it.

    • @jimmyb.5356
      @jimmyb.5356 5 років тому +22

      That is indeed correct!

    • @joshyboy9804
      @joshyboy9804 5 років тому +18

      I see someone beat me to it.

    • @nsgames24
      @nsgames24 5 років тому +10

      I'm happy that someone pointed this out

    • @ceresta1732
      @ceresta1732 5 років тому +13

      Fun Fact about that! Cultures all over the earth have Folk-tales about these mythical creatures, but the scrolls that's translated into the book of revelations contain the earliest known mention of dragons [citation needed]. Historians still have zero clue what's going on.

    • @austinarnold5802
      @austinarnold5802 5 років тому +13

      @@ceresta1732 Actually there are early Mesopotamian references to dragons, going back millennia before Revelations

  • @AbyssalCleric
    @AbyssalCleric 3 роки тому +302

    My favorite part of that ending is they established John couldnt control his fingers well after he cut himself so the middle finger was most likely god.

    • @edwardbo4666
      @edwardbo4666 3 роки тому +41

      I knew God had a sense of humor. Just so long as no one gets hurt. At least where I think God would draw the line.

  • @ramirezthesilvite
    @ramirezthesilvite 5 років тому +447

    FTR: Satan pulled the cancer out of his lungs in that scene. He forced Constantine to survive so he'd have another shot at corrupting his soul.

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 5 років тому +44

      Itself a reference to a comics storyline, though there he tricked the Devil into curing his cancer to avoid a war in Hell that would hand victory to Heaven.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 5 років тому +8

      @CloudLens Capa Percy Jackson was much worse about that.

    • @WinteryRob
      @WinteryRob 5 років тому +30

      I really hope Doug was just going for a joke, because he really should have been able to decipher this scene. As a film critic, he should be able to decipher subtly and meaning. I don't know how this one could have been lost on him.

    • @Regolith86
      @Regolith86 5 років тому +28

      @CloudLens Capa Movies should stand on their own, since most people who watch them probably won't have read the source material, particularly for more obscure things like Constantine. If it's not in the movie, it might as well not exist for the majority of the audience. Many critics review movies with that in mind.
      ...That being said, I've never read any of the source material and I still understood what was going on in that scene, so I think in this case Doug was just being a bit obtuse.

    • @brionmyers9640
      @brionmyers9640 5 років тому +11

      @@Wertsir In NC's defense, you should not have to have prior knowledge to enjoy a film. This and Percy Jackson are still bad movies, even though their source material is great. Neither movie worked as an adaptation because they ignored the source material or as an independent film because they don't expand thier worlds.

  • @redhood982
    @redhood982 5 років тому +276

    NC: When did this guy turn into the most awesome actor alive?
    Keanu Reeves: You’re the most awesome actor alive!!!

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 5 років тому

      Yes!

    • @coryames1170
      @coryames1170 5 років тому +2

      NC needs to review the John Wick movies. Well see what he thinks of Keanu than.

    • @gamefan6219
      @gamefan6219 5 років тому +2

      @@ggt47 YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 5 років тому

      @@gamefan6219 Thank you, I do not feel like it.

  • @brentcatherman8762
    @brentcatherman8762 5 років тому +888

    I disagree about Peter Stormare. He was an excellent Satan.

    • @drahunter213
      @drahunter213 5 років тому +24

      Brent catherman one of the best satans actually lol

    • @aaronking5640
      @aaronking5640 5 років тому +7

      Viggo Mortensen in the prophecy is pretty good

    • @aaronking5640
      @aaronking5640 5 років тому +7

      @nicolas bellon neither the tv show Lucifer or the one in this movie has captured the one from the comic, I love those books and they turned him into a murder investigator

    • @aaronking5640
      @aaronking5640 5 років тому +3

      @nicolas bellon I saw the tv show and liked it, before I read the comics and felt like what kinda show a true to form adaptation would of been.

    • @fraggle9337
      @fraggle9337 5 років тому

      He is literally my favorite LOL.

  • @buckshoticus1065
    @buckshoticus1065 4 роки тому +592

    “Dragon’s breath.” Dragons are referenced in the Christian Bible for sure. Satan is often referred to as, “the great dragon,” as well as the, “original serpent.”

    • @konnerdent4835
      @konnerdent4835 4 роки тому +45

      The book of Job mentions leviathan dragons, and the Hebrew translates it to the same serpent in Moses’s staff. Point is Doug is an idiot.

    • @Darkwolfenterprise
      @Darkwolfenterprise 4 роки тому +6

      I think dragons may be refranced more than hell

    • @admaerable
      @admaerable 4 роки тому +6

      @@Darkwolfenterprise Nope. Dragons - 34, Hell - 55. kingjamesbibleonline - no need to search it manually in book.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 роки тому +13

      Damn bible makes little sense. For example, why would satan be the bad guy but god still sends him more guys down there in hell, and then satan is such a dumbass that he just tortures them instead of training them for that final fight shit with god? Also gods a total dick in the bible but played as the good guy anyway. I hate fantasy books like that. I give bible 1,5/5 stars

    • @julian7247
      @julian7247 4 роки тому +6

      arent unicorns in there somewhere too?

  • @tiberionx
    @tiberionx 5 років тому +3086

    This is probably one of the few times I have to disagree with you critic, This is an enjoyable film

    • @hopenight8645
      @hopenight8645 5 років тому +118

      This Constantine was okay. I personally prefer the Constantine from the t.v. series/ DC legends of tomorrow

    • @ArsyaUtomo
      @ArsyaUtomo 5 років тому +23

      Its an eh movie

    • @baskhemjingmutlyngdohmarsh925
      @baskhemjingmutlyngdohmarsh925 5 років тому +77

      Yeah I think this movie was ahead of its time

    • @hopenight8645
      @hopenight8645 5 років тому +18

      @mimseydemon I've never read the comics XD I just like his performance better. They both done good versions of Constantine though.

    • @adamblauwkamp1123
      @adamblauwkamp1123 5 років тому +7

      💯

  • @eddieolshefski6467
    @eddieolshefski6467 5 років тому +289

    While we are on the subject on Keanu Reeves, The Matrix came out 20 years ago 😯
    Whoa!

    • @davidhujik6078
      @davidhujik6078 5 років тому +9

      I'm 37 now and you say 20 years? Holy fuck lol

    • @Karloss00
      @Karloss00 5 років тому +1

      Yep, I'm seeing it in the cinema on July 15th.

    • @weckar
      @weckar 5 років тому +1

      It's Been...

    • @vwgames49
      @vwgames49 5 років тому +4

      And the only thing that changed about Keanu was his hair

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 5 років тому +1

      Thank you for making me feel old.

  • @JosephAyrtonHam
    @JosephAyrtonHam 5 років тому +414

    I actually really liked the style in this movie.
    "John Constantine. Asshole."

  • @anvaryusupov8245
    @anvaryusupov8245 4 роки тому +180

    Constantine killed himself intentionally at the end. Because throughout the movie it has been stated couple of times that the Devil himself will come after his soul

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 роки тому +9

      yeah kinda, it really just worked out in his favor more than anything, he wanted to save her no matter what, so he was ready to go to hell if it meant saving her, which triggered his own salvation.

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 3 роки тому +5

      @@UltimateGamerCC I mean thats the catch 22. You cant buy your way into heaven by doing good deeds because the moment you think this might help you is the moment it wont. Meanwhile a genuine self sacrifice without thought of personal gain IS an actual good deed and this the kind of thing that will save your soul.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 роки тому +2

      @@chrishubbard64 well i got that when Gabriel told him that he cant buy his way in, i mean that makes sense to me, evidently not for a man with zero faith obviously.

    • @adaptorperish1322
      @adaptorperish1322 3 роки тому +2

      @@chrishubbard64 He didn’t think of getting anything outta this and he’s been told that the big guy himself will come for his soul. He just wanted to save her, because he likes her, but more he saves people. In case you didn’t notice that throughout the whole movie...it’s been shown multiple times, I don’t know how the hell you missed that.

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 3 роки тому +1

      @@adaptorperish1322 Considering I specifically said that... im not sure how you misread my entire post so completely. I was pointing out that what he did counted as a true self sacrifice to save the world/save the girl/save her sisters soul. And because he didnt even consider doing it to get into heaven, thats why it worked as a deed that earned him a spot in heaven.
      Had he done this thinking, "Ok perfect, I slit my wrists to call the devil here, get him to stop his kid, stop gabriel, and set her sisters soul free and that will get me in heaven and away from this guy." It wouldnt have ended up that way. He killed himself "knowing" he was going to hell. Even turning down the chance to gain another "extension" in favor of setting that womans sisters soul free.

  • @BmanHall1
    @BmanHall1 5 років тому +365

    I know Constantine didn't do that well and it was a fair departure from the comic books. That said, I still really enjoyed that movie.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 5 років тому +2

      Ok.

    • @IGRETRO
      @IGRETRO 5 років тому +2

      Well, I guess some people enjoy eating soil too.

    • @christopherlowery3797
      @christopherlowery3797 5 років тому +29

      IGRETRO about as much as random assholes on the internet like to belittle others for having a different opinion than themselves.

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 5 років тому +609

    This is a bad movie? I thought people loved this film.
    *Reads comments*
    Oh, I was right.

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 5 років тому +22

      Well, he liked Ghostbusters 2016.

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman 5 років тому +23

      @@funkyweapon1981 He did? Good God No.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 5 років тому +2

      There are many things that most people liked when they came out that people now hate on and make fun of.
      And because most people are sheep that cant think for themselves they automatically have the same opinion as the popular people on youtube even if they had a different opinion about something earlier.
      Most people loved the Sonic Adventure games before Game Grumps hated on them for example.

    • @Harry-sc1xk
      @Harry-sc1xk 5 років тому +24

      This film is excellent. Doug loves going against the grain. He seemed to completely misundersrand a lot of things in this film, like the devil taking Keanu's cancer tumours out. It reminds me of his Last Action Hero review where he didn't get it.

    • @HBKCommish
      @HBKCommish 5 років тому +9

      You know he doesn't always dislike the films he says. A lot of times he's just playing "devils advocate" so to speak. I can't say whether or not he truly dislikes this one or not, but if he does, who cares? This outrage culture is getting out of control. I remember the days where Doug would post a review, and even if it was a beloved classic that he didn't like, MOST people were still pretty civil about it.

  • @ArosX24
    @ArosX24 5 років тому +318

    What Bible did you reference that had dragons in it?
    "...And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red DRAGON, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads." ~Rev 12:3
    Edit: Oh, nevermind. Literally everyone beat me to it.

    • @Graycata
      @Graycata 5 років тому +9

      Revelation is probably the most bizarre book in the Bible

    • @nirast2561
      @nirast2561 5 років тому +3

      ᶜᵃʳʳʸ ᵗʰᵉ ²... ᴰᶦᵛᶦᵈᵉ ᵇʸ ³... ᶠᵃᶜᵗᵒʳ ᶦⁿ ᴾᶦ ... Unless each head has 10 horns, this doesn't compute!

    • @aplaguedoctor406
      @aplaguedoctor406 5 років тому +4

      @@nirast2561 It doesn't need to compute, it's an amalgamation of pure chaos

    • @totalanarchy25
      @totalanarchy25 5 років тому +2

      @@nirast2561 some heads have more then one horn...

    • @flavortown6280
      @flavortown6280 5 років тому +1

      Ikr

  • @elementalsgami1
    @elementalsgami1 4 роки тому +118

    Actually, Dragon's Breath is an actual type of bullet. Usually, it's loaded into shotguns and fires off a 100 foot line of ACTUAL F*CKING FIRE.

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 4 роки тому +6

      Something that awesome has to be seen to be believed.

    • @robzonefire
      @robzonefire 3 роки тому +7

      Incendiary round basically

    • @elrojogrande744
      @elrojogrande744 2 роки тому +4

      100 is a gross over exaggeration but other than that you are correct

    • @elementalsgami1
      @elementalsgami1 2 роки тому +2

      @@elrojogrande744 Depends on the type and maker. Some claim to go to 300 feet.

  • @RebootedGaming
    @RebootedGaming 5 років тому +2651

    I don't care what anyone says lmao, I genuinely enjoyed Constantine and have seen it multiple times by now :shrug:

    • @yaroslavchernyshov3725
      @yaroslavchernyshov3725 5 років тому +96

      Awesome movie in my opinion especially compared to garbage that is being made now a days.

    • @QueenMasumi
      @QueenMasumi 5 років тому +36

      I think this too honestly, I’ve seen legion it’s baloney, and others and this one is the best to me. Like I said on the comment I made on this video...This movie was spot on the demons since...Don’t he weirded or freaked out...I studied this(don’t support it!) . This is one of my favorite movies.

    • @josecarloscamarena6092
      @josecarloscamarena6092 5 років тому +11

      Same

    • @kostasrgts2526
      @kostasrgts2526 5 років тому +46

      True, I really enjoyed Constantine back then and I still find it a good movie.

    • @jamesmoyner7499
      @jamesmoyner7499 5 років тому +15

      Same I finally saw this film last year in October and I loved it! The whole film was amazing and even Shia was good in it. Though to be honest I do prefer Matt Ryan's John Constantine to Keanu Reeves!!

  • @GeneralKenobi75
    @GeneralKenobi75 5 років тому +569

    Um, Critic, the devil often referred to as a dragon. Even taking the form of one.

    • @godsdragon
      @godsdragon 5 років тому +50

      Heck, there is talk about a firebreathing lizard in the story of Job, not called a dragon by name but the description is pretty spot on

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 5 років тому +40

      @@godsdragon plus the beasts of revelation and apocalypse are between serpents, dragons and chimeras.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 5 років тому +1

      @@MrKlausbaudelaire I have a question

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 5 років тому +1

      @@jarrodedson5441 uhm, ask away.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 5 років тому +9

      @@MrKlausbaudelaire
      I Know I'll probably get hate on this but....how is it that Keanu Reeves started off as a bland and dull actor in the matrix Movies... Don't believe me go back and rewatch those films u will realize he says nothing that's interesting and his facial expressions literally summarize how dull he was.... anyway...how is it he started off dull then he wasn't popular for years but then in 2014 his publicity raised through the roof...... better question is how did he become better at acting...he felt dull in the matrix Movies but in the John wick films he seems to have more personality to him and we'll more enthusiasm....to me in the matrix it looked like he was phoning in his performance......then in 2019 he became way more popular think of it he had another John wick film and fortnite collaborated with him to add him in there game and he is going to be in a video game next year and Pixar got him to voice a character in toy story 4 and he had a Cameo in a Netflix movie called always be my maybe...so my question is how did he start off as bland and dull but got way better....also in my opinion he is one of the many dude that can totally pull off a mustache and beard and long hair look....to summarize this up... how did he start off bland but then years later without being in tons of movies...got way better and Became a famous movie star that no one can stop talking about him anymore?

  • @NACBEAST
    @NACBEAST 5 років тому +218

    "Stories of Heaven and Hell... often have dragons in them."
    You'd be surprised; look up Saint George, or specifically, Saint George the Dragon Slayer.

    • @michaelford8017
      @michaelford8017 5 років тому +12

      "Dragon" is definitely a word in the Bible, but Doug clearly knows nothing of the Bible.

    • @titanscar2183
      @titanscar2183 5 років тому +14

      Saint George the Dragon Slayer
      Ah yes, my favorite Dark Souls boss

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 5 років тому

      It's been said that dragon is a term people used to call dinosaurs, the latter of which is a relatively modern term.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 5 років тому +4

      Saints are a Catholic thing and do not appear in the Bible.
      The word "Dragon" appears in the English Bible, but it's taken from the Greek "Drakon," which in turn was a rough translation of Aramaic words that originally meant "serpent" (i.e. the evil snakes that appear in the Bible) and/or "angel" depending on the context. People often misinterpret the Bible's mention of "dragons" as dinosaurs.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 5 років тому +1

      @@michaelford8017 Not knowing that dragons appear in the Bible is not the same as "knowing nothing of the Bible." Dragons are not mentioned often, and, surprisingly, are mostly in the boring parts.

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 3 роки тому +286

    "Ah yes, stories of angels and demons often have dragons in them"
    *Laughs in book of Job*

    • @Gojira98
      @Gojira98 3 роки тому +25

      Laughs in Revelations 12.

    • @MrJustonemorevoice
      @MrJustonemorevoice 3 роки тому +15

      @@Gojira98 *Leviathan*

    • @gameover9390
      @gameover9390 2 роки тому +13

      @@MrJustonemorevoice Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back

    • @TheJabbate1
      @TheJabbate1 2 роки тому +7

      Laughs in the Apocrypha

    • @wittyithink9109
      @wittyithink9109 Рік тому

      ....none of what any of you mentioned was a "dragon".
      Book of Job? Behemoth and Leviathan. Revelations 12? Literally Satan.
      "I just did a quick google search for "Bible and dragons" to prove this wrong. I've never actually read it!" - all of you.

  • @sierramedina2001
    @sierramedina2001 5 років тому +179

    Peter Stormare's Lucifer is definitely one of the best parts of the movie

    • @shantellakaladypersephone8671
      @shantellakaladypersephone8671 5 років тому +3

      Facts! I just responded to a post moments ago saying the same. He also played Berlin on The Blacklist.

    • @FoxyChariot
      @FoxyChariot 5 років тому +8

      Didn't know the therapist from Until Dawn was the personification of evil once.

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 5 років тому

      That's who I knew him from, holy shit!

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 5 років тому +9

      Oh hells yeah. Superb portrayal. I also like Tilda Swinton's Gabriel. They didn't give her much to work with but (to use the old cliche) she could read the phone book and make it sound cool.

  • @POOKISTAN
    @POOKISTAN 5 років тому +749

    **Hesitantly raises his hand...**
    I actually liked this movie...

  • @gunnerdoo2573
    @gunnerdoo2573 5 років тому +214

    5:19 There actually *ARE* dragons in the Bible. It doesn’t say it directly, but it does say something along the lines of “the scales on its back are like rows of shields . . . From its mouth go flaming torches . . . Etc.”

    • @Zach-ci4sz
      @Zach-ci4sz 5 років тому +18

      Many of the Psalms also mention dragons! And in Isaiah as well.

    • @gunnerdoo2573
      @gunnerdoo2573 5 років тому

      Akuma yup

    • @djvoldemort1
      @djvoldemort1 5 років тому +9

      Catholic Bible has a literal dragon in the book of Daniel.

    • @infinitebb
      @infinitebb 5 років тому +9

      ALSO unicorns and giants if i may add

    • @gunnerdoo2573
      @gunnerdoo2573 5 років тому +3

      ben mbaria yeah, the Bible has some weird and/or cool creatures

  • @RamathRS
    @RamathRS 4 роки тому +97

    "What bible did you reference? The Hobbit?"
    lol...
    well, to be fair, the devil is called the dragon in several places within the bible.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 3 роки тому +7

      Hell, there's more than one "dragon".

  • @BrambleBeeRose
    @BrambleBeeRose 5 років тому +106

    I really enjoyed Constantin. I liked almost everything about this movie.

  • @TheEternalOuroboros
    @TheEternalOuroboros 5 років тому +274

    I love this film. I think it's a dark fantastic well acted and written/directed Constantine film.

    • @OfficalFlameInc
      @OfficalFlameInc 5 років тому +8

      This is a good movie. I really enjoyed it.

    • @sidecharacter3193
      @sidecharacter3193 5 років тому +4

      Flame Inc. it’s a entertaining movie like ghost rider but not good

    • @MrRichiarditya
      @MrRichiarditya 5 років тому +6

      @@sidecharacter3193 no
      The movie is not bad at all
      I dare to argue it is good.
      I know the fact some/many of Comicbooks fan also like this version of Constatine

    • @inkmeal
      @inkmeal 5 років тому +5

      Yeah... hating on this is a bit of a stretch. I think this was the line of demarcation between funny Keanu and Badass Keanu.

    • @torrinmcgeehicks8698
      @torrinmcgeehicks8698 5 років тому +2

      I loved the scene when he went for his gum I totally thought he going for a smoke

  • @GoddoDoggo
    @GoddoDoggo 5 років тому +215

    Goddamn, Tilda Swinton is always so... androgynously attractive in every movie. Like David Bowie and Annie Lennox.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 5 років тому +3

      COnsidering she's done 3 comic book movies, ok, 4.

    • @julian7247
      @julian7247 4 роки тому +1

      now that I think about it, of those 3 I think Bowie is the most attraktive, and here I was thinking I am straight as a razor huh

    • @KayKay114
      @KayKay114 4 роки тому

      I loved her in Benjamin Button.

    • @BlackSheepNara
      @BlackSheepNara 4 роки тому +5

      Well, she does identify as non-binary, so it makes sense.

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 3 роки тому +3

      @@BlackSheepNara 😲 oh cool I didn't know that.

  • @GigaTechWolf
    @GigaTechWolf Рік тому +58

    IRL Keanu is actually Reclusive.
    Unlike most Celebs he doesnt Live in the Spotlight, he mostly keeps to himself

  • @connorcaldwell588
    @connorcaldwell588 5 років тому +399

    I enjoyed this movie so much, I wish Constantine teamed up with Hellboy!

    • @ackminecrer9165
      @ackminecrer9165 5 років тому +5

      Connor Caldwell I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened in the comics

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому +6

      @@ackminecrer9165 Well, except they're from rival comic companies - Hellboy is Dark Horse and Constantine is DC. I mean, I suppose it's not entirely unheard of for comic companies to come together to do a big crossover event (Marvel vs DC events have happened several times throughout the years) but I'm not sure either title has enough of a mainstream following to warrant such an event.

    • @ackminecrer9165
      @ackminecrer9165 5 років тому +10

      Dargonhuman dark horse and Dc have done sooooo many crossovers. Hell they did Justice League x Alien/Predator once.

    • @connorcaldwell588
      @connorcaldwell588 5 років тому +1

      @@ackminecrer9165 You are shitting me?!

    • @evilallensmithee
      @evilallensmithee 5 років тому +1

      Connor Caldwell, that would have been awesome (pun intended) 😉

  • @titusorelius9458
    @titusorelius9458 5 років тому +763

    TLDR this comment section: *"I disagree, I really like Constantine."*

    • @ArsyaUtomo
      @ArsyaUtomo 5 років тому +3

      @NPC# 8675309 good reason 1#: matt reeves version is better than this...... Miles better

    • @hyperstormx3194
      @hyperstormx3194 5 років тому +37

      Either that or *"Actually, there are dragons in the Bible."*

    • @NameEntry
      @NameEntry 5 років тому +29

      "THIS WASN'T FUNNY BECAUSE I LIKE THIS MOVIE."

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt 5 років тому

      Titus Orelius pretty much lol and glad to see it

    • @Deagletime
      @Deagletime 5 років тому +2

      Add me to the liked it crowd.

  • @lynx9704
    @lynx9704 5 років тому +364

    Peter Stormare was an INCREDIBLE Devil. I would say he is the BEST out of all.

    • @_Nosferatu_
      @_Nosferatu_ 5 років тому +6

      facts

    • @starnaik1
      @starnaik1 5 років тому +8

      I mean there’s Tom Ellis

    • @guilosonsgamingchannel6094
      @guilosonsgamingchannel6094 4 роки тому +5

      I dont know. The guy that play's the devil in the cw's supernatural does a seemingly more convincing job

    • @_Nosferatu_
      @_Nosferatu_ 4 роки тому +5

      @@guilosonsgamingchannel6094 nah

    • @smilingpsycho5550
      @smilingpsycho5550 4 роки тому +9

      What about Tim Curry in Legend?

  • @TylerSmith-om1cr
    @TylerSmith-om1cr Рік тому +19

    I’m surprised how much people don’t like this movie, it had accurate demonology and interesting supernatural lore in it, pretty good SGI for its time, epic design for the demons, Keanu acted his part very well as a jaded and hardend demon hunter, and the movie was just 10 tons of pure badass

    • @fatiguejras
      @fatiguejras 10 місяців тому

      Idk the movie was fine. I liked the score as much as the lore. Lots of gaps to fill in, but in this case I feel like it's more forgivable.

  • @pavelesipov1749
    @pavelesipov1749 5 років тому +873

    In Russian localization Keanu sounds more interesting. The Constantine is pretty popular over here))

  • @humbertougalde6880
    @humbertougalde6880 5 років тому +169

    Sorry but I like Constantin and I like Reeves in Constantin. A lot of these jokes don’t land for me because I don’t agree with the base premise.

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 4 роки тому +2

      Floyd Harper but it’s not fateful to the character he’s not British he’s not smart he’s not white he’s not badass he’s not Constantine

    • @keelanbarron928
      @keelanbarron928 4 роки тому

      @@toren2099 "he's not white"? What?

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 4 роки тому

      Keelan Barron he’s white in the comics

    • @keelanbarron928
      @keelanbarron928 4 роки тому

      @@toren2099 yes i know. But your comment made it seem like you said that reeves isn't white.

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 4 роки тому

      Keelan Barron he’s not he’s Asian

  • @jstall20
    @jstall20 5 років тому +248

    to be honest I actually liked this movie. It's not that bad. but it's somehow not really a service to the character.

    • @julian7247
      @julian7247 4 роки тому +3

      yeah its definetly easyer to enjoy if youre not familiar with hellrazer. Didnt even realise its a comic movie first time I saw it and now that I learned to love the comic Constantine I am underwhelmed by it

    • @JWuKong95
      @JWuKong95 4 роки тому +1

      Keanu's portrayal of John Constantine is definitely unique, even if it strays a little far, but not too far, from the original version. Still a good alternate version of the character.

  • @TheDoomsdayzoner
    @TheDoomsdayzoner 4 роки тому +60

    I can rewatch this awesome movie solely for the sake of that awesome scene, where he flips satan off.

  • @RedHeadKevin
    @RedHeadKevin 5 років тому +83

    20:40
    I LOVED Peter Stormare's Devil in this movie. He was a total evil blood-dripping movie monster. But he was in a suit. And funny. And basically, what Ultimate Evil should be. My favorite Evil moment is a little one. Constantine has slit his wrists to die. He tries to light a last cigarette, but he cut the tendons in his wrists so his hands don't work. Satan lights his cigarette, but right before he does, as Constantine is leaning forward weakly to light it, Satan pulls the lighter away. Just for a second. It was such a perfect moment of The Devil being a total dick. Like, even there, he can't pass up an opportunity to be evil. Loved it.
    You also never mention that John Constantine is very English and very blonde in the comic books.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 років тому

      And we got a better John Constantine, like, a decade later on the small screen, played by Matt Ryan. Who freaking nails it!

  • @mercenaryknight5419
    @mercenaryknight5419 5 років тому +345

    I fundamentally disagree with you, Doug. I found this film dark and fun and goddamn underrated. BTW, Constantine was flipping off Lucifer, not heaven.

    • @bandotaku
      @bandotaku 5 років тому +6

      He didn't say it was heaven that was getting flipped off, just that he was flipping off in general, which is a typical no-no.

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 5 років тому

      I disagree with The Nostalgia Critic all the time for instance I LOVE THE FLINSTONES live action movies, WILD WILD WEST, and THE LAST ACTION HERO

    • @GBlastMan
      @GBlastMan 5 років тому +4

      Well its "dark" but not dark enough like how the comics goes most of the time, and not even detailed or darker as how the Bible represents all this demons/gods/angels, it is fun but if you want a more realistic depiction of the bible demons and angels you arent going to find it in there, neither a faithful representation of the comic is based on, but if you just want an action movie like Blade but with demons and angels instead of vampires its good enough.
      Also i think the critic was saying that how he can get away with a self-sacrifice act to "enter heaven" so he can escape the clutches of Lucifer while abusing the hell out of a righteous act right in front of God without being punished? because it looks cool but it does gives away that you arent doing that for a self-sacrifice notion but more like abusing that "rule" so you can escape from ultimate evil cheating your way throught, if it were more accurate he could had been going straight to hell because of that, but then again i get it because its a comic based movie and you are supposed to just turn your brain off and look at the action so i always give it a pass.
      (sorry for the long rant)

    • @usamazahid3882
      @usamazahid3882 5 років тому +1

      Agreed.

    • @Medicfinland
      @Medicfinland 5 років тому +1

      totally agree!

  • @logannottheonefrommarvel9917
    @logannottheonefrommarvel9917 5 років тому +165

    This is literally the 8th person Keanu Reeves has played who's named John

    • @YCCCm7
      @YCCCm7 5 років тому +22

      Dude. Me and my dad realized this the other day. John Rain. Johnny Silverhand. Johnny Mnemonic. John Constantine. John Wick. Johnny Utah. The list is insane. Brad Pitt has done 80% of the roles as Keanua and has half the Johns to show for it (discluding repeats in this metric, even). It's not just that it's a common name. He gets the role a lot.
      MORE LIKE JOHN CONSTANTLY! GOTEEM!

    • @alsamil6585
      @alsamil6585 5 років тому +12

      I've always joked about the possibility of it all happening in one same universe. Where he changes jobs constantly.

    • @fendelphi
      @fendelphi 5 років тому +5

      It is because the Matrix had to be recreated after each failure. So "John" got a new personality(sort of) and life when the new version went live. It was only in the last version he was named Tomas Anderson, and that apparently triggered his anomaly.
      If only...

    • @aaronbarlow4376
      @aaronbarlow4376 5 років тому

      John is the most common hero's name. John Rambo, John MaClean. John Matrix and other Johns in Arnie's films.

    • @claymationwaves
      @claymationwaves 5 років тому

      Hmmm freemason hmmhmmm ughhughhhh my throat

  • @werdle92
    @werdle92 3 роки тому +76

    Constantine is an awesome movie. Beautifully filmed and cool as hell.

  • @Voodoo318
    @Voodoo318 5 років тому +120

    I liked this movie.
    It wasn’t anything like the comics.. but it wasn’t terrible.

    • @alanscott4846
      @alanscott4846 5 років тому +1

      Holy cow 4 hours and no one has quoted Chernobyl "Not great but not terrible".

    • @jd5726
      @jd5726 5 років тому

      Keanu Reeves acting in it was terrible

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 5 років тому

      V٥٥d٥٥ I was going to say that animated movie was more comic book accurate to John Constantine comics, but I guess there are people like you that like this movie on it’s own merit without being anything similar to the actual comics of John Constantine.

    • @silverdragon710
      @silverdragon710 5 років тому

      JDMC Music Aus Still Keanu acting in it is the only reason why I saw it.

    • @jd5726
      @jd5726 5 років тому

      @@silverdragon710 True same here wish he would of put in a better performance

  • @Offline219
    @Offline219 5 років тому +434

    5:18 Dragons are mentioned at least 35 times by name in the bible...

    • @PinkWasAlreadyTaken
      @PinkWasAlreadyTaken 5 років тому +10

      What i was bout to say.. smh lmao

    • @soulslikefan6760
      @soulslikefan6760 5 років тому +7

      I was going to say this.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +6

      Yup.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +23

      @The One Who Laughs Well, Revelation 12 has the Devil represented by a dragon. It is a very metaphorical story of Satan's failed attempt to stop the purpose of the Messiah, and to destroy Israel. The third of the stars he swept from heaven were angels who sided with him; as Satan is actually a rebellious angel himself.
      Technically, there are no "actual" dragons in the Bible (unless you count the great beasts Behemoth and Leviathan, whose descriptions interestingly resemble dinosaurs), but dragon metaphors are scattered about.
      With the liberties this movie takes (Gabriel is a MALE! Seriously! Call her Gabrielle if you want!), it's not a big deal for dragons to exist.

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 5 років тому +14

      @@TheGuardDuck Too many people look at the Bible literally just so they could ridicule it. I'm no Christian, but that's just intellectually dishonest and annoying.

  • @Archone666
    @Archone666 5 років тому +148

    Apparently this is one of Keanu Reeves' favorite roles. He's said he'd love to do a sequel..

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 5 років тому +22

      I say "Let him!". I'd watch it.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 5 років тому +12

      @@tuschman168 Constantine II with post-John-Wick Keanu Reeves. Hell yeah! (Hell ... geddit...)

    • @ImperatorNocturne
      @ImperatorNocturne 5 років тому +6

      what a shame that DCs movie franchise is so garbage, a reboot of Constantine in a cinematic universe could have been awesome.

    • @PhantomGardener
      @PhantomGardener 5 років тому +1

      And I would love to watch it.

    • @caverramos7581
      @caverramos7581 5 років тому +7

      The movie is actually pretty good and the character fits keanus style.
      All he lacks is the British accent

  • @davidtee5367
    @davidtee5367 4 роки тому +51

    Dad jokes feel like an eternity? That reminds me of when I ate a clock... it was time consuming

  • @Maniac536
    @Maniac536 5 років тому +179

    Loved this movie. It was the right flick for me at the right time. Saw it twice in theaters, got the HD-DVD and then later the Blu-Ray.

    • @edwarddore7617
      @edwarddore7617 5 років тому

      was there a picture difference between the 2 formats?

    • @Maniac536
      @Maniac536 5 років тому

      Edward Dore very good question. Answer on video: no visual difference.. They used the same vc-1source for both formats. The trick was HD-DVD could do at launch what took Blu-Ray took over a year to implement, Picture-in-picture commentary. WB thankfully held back on releasing Constantine and Batman Begins until the 1.1 spec came out. Can’t remember if the Blu-Ray included uncompressed surround PCM, but if it did, Blu-Ray audio would win over HD-DVD hands down.

    • @edwarddore7617
      @edwarddore7617 5 років тому

      good to know, I've heard HD DVD had better picture quality than blu-ray, at least in the beginning, I bought a Toshiba player for $120, got 7 free movies wirh the purchase plus a great upconvert,, when it was announced that that HD DVD format was discontinued, I still own about 90 movies, not including TV box sets, and have acquired 3 other players, one off ebay ($40 without remote, but same model as the new one) and 2 others from resale shops, I enjoy the hybrid DVD/HD DVD discs, they were a great idea

    • @Maniac536
      @Maniac536 5 років тому

      Edward Dore mission impossible 3. As far as I can recall that was never transferred to blu-Ray with all the special features included in the superior HD-DVD version

    • @edwarddore7617
      @edwarddore7617 5 років тому

      interesting, I don't have that movie on HD DVD, I'll keep a lookout for it, wasn't it in a box set of the first 3 Mission Impossible movies?

  • @GIBALLS
    @GIBALLS 5 років тому +298

    Thanks Critic, you reminded me to give this movie a 10 on IMDB

  • @michaeljepson2790
    @michaeljepson2790 5 років тому +156

    When he made the "get out of hell free card" joke all I was thinking was "Does he know that's an actual thing in DC?"

    • @legoobi-wankenobi3080
      @legoobi-wankenobi3080 5 років тому +15

      He most likely did not.

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 5 років тому +8

      He doesn’t read the comics he shouldn’t even review superhero movies

    • @Andrew-fi1sd
      @Andrew-fi1sd 5 років тому +41

      @@toren2099 If you need to read comics to understand anything in your standalone superhero movie, your standalone superhero movie isn't good.

    • @Shalalacls
      @Shalalacls 5 років тому +11

      @@Andrew-fi1sd Sure, but if wanna ridicule the lore of a superhero movie (and not how it's presented) in front of a million people, you should maybe do some research about it?

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 5 років тому +4

      @@Andrew-fi1sd You're part of the problem.

  • @immortalgamer3960
    @immortalgamer3960 3 роки тому +25

    Holy crap... I finally remember where I got two frogs on a bench from. Every time for the last decade or so when someone has asked me to "just say anything" I would always say "two frogs on a bench" but I could never remember where I'd gotten that image from... well played Constantine, well played.

  • @dutchy_
    @dutchy_ 5 років тому +138

    Love this movie, the athmosphere and tone are fantasticly slow and intense. Plus Reeves and Weiss chemistry is perfect. Wish there was a sequel!

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 4 роки тому +1

      Floyd Harper but it’s not fateful to the character he’s not British he’s not smart he’s not white he’s not badass he’s not Constantine and he doesn’t joke around

    • @tompraeger
      @tompraeger 4 роки тому +1

      Kind Karma what do you mean Keanu Reaves is not white?

    • @Darkko88
      @Darkko88 2 роки тому +1

      @@tompraeger He's mixed race, but it's such a silly complaint to have against this movie.

    • @patax144
      @patax144 2 роки тому +1

      Wish granted, 3 years later it has been confirmed it is getting a sequel

  • @Eerie0Innocence
    @Eerie0Innocence 5 років тому +181

    While I love the comics for Constantine more, I find the movie kinda fun. ...also Tilda Swinton as an Angel is kind of awesome casting.

    • @21centuryhippie61
      @21centuryhippie61 5 років тому +1

      Shitty, ya mean. Gabriel is distinctly male...

    • @DuskyPredator
      @DuskyPredator 5 років тому +32

      I didn't know angels had genders, some of are described as being wheels spinning within wheels, or creatures made up of the the heads of four different animals. I thought the casting was good in how she came across a bit androgynous, that Gabriel was just an angel, not a gender.

    • @Eerie0Innocence
      @Eerie0Innocence 5 років тому +5

      DuskyPredator my thoughts exactly

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 5 років тому +1

      @@21centuryhippie61 What a girly name for a dude, though. It's like if I named myself Seanah.

    • @manko6739
      @manko6739 5 років тому +11

      Yeah, tilda has this unique features that made her look androgynous, it made sense she's being casted as an angel

  • @nunocarvalho7741
    @nunocarvalho7741 5 років тому +210

    constantine is amazing, nothing like the hellblazer comics but still deserves a sequel

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 5 років тому +1

      Nuno Carvalho Was just talking with a friend about that a few days ago!

    • @mikepanick9362
      @mikepanick9362 5 років тому +3

      Nuno Carvalho when this movie is on TV I have to watch it to the end, no matter when I come in on it. Have to see the best Satan on film!

    • @Shawshankdude2005
      @Shawshankdude2005 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, I definitely love Matt Ryan as the one and only Constantine. But I still really enjoy this movie. Kinda like how I still really enjoy Blade 2. I shouldn't, but I just do lol

    • @nunocarvalho7741
      @nunocarvalho7741 5 років тому +1

      @@mikepanick9362 yeah me to and I always call my friends to watch it

    • @nunocarvalho7741
      @nunocarvalho7741 5 років тому +1

      @@Shawshankdude2005 i also love blade 2

  • @MrAcrum
    @MrAcrum 4 роки тому +67

    "Is it Bill and Ted 3?"
    Well took a while, but it is now!

  • @That1BlackGuy
    @That1BlackGuy 5 років тому +418

    NC: WHERE are there Dragons in the BIBLE???!!!!
    The Comments: IMMA HAVE TO STOP YA THERE CHIEF!!!

    • @fireblizard8366
      @fireblizard8366 5 років тому +44

      In pretty sure they’re are several mentioned dragons.

    • @fireblizard8366
      @fireblizard8366 5 років тому +4

      In pretty sure they’re are several mentioned dragons.

    • @Samuaiz92
      @Samuaiz92 5 років тому +12

      @@fireblizard8366 red dragon is satan i think..

    • @stevemann6528
      @stevemann6528 5 років тому +9

      Revelation chapter 13

    • @danteXcrossing
      @danteXcrossing 5 років тому +22

      Not to mention the Beast is written as a Dragon as well as the Woman dressed in scarlet rides.
      not to mention SAINT GEORGE COME ON.

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare 5 років тому +123

    Dragons are actually referenced in the Judeo-Christian Bible.

    • @herodotus945
      @herodotus945 5 років тому +17

      Yes but mostly as a symbol of evil, not as actual creatures.

    • @millasboo
      @millasboo 5 років тому +14

      Herodotus 94 Still counts i think

    • @DiggerPat
      @DiggerPat 5 років тому +4

      I think that misses the point - you don't have to have had dragons around in order to name things after them. Hell, we have shotgun rounds called dragon's breath in society today and it doesn't mean we think dragons existed. Just a non sequitur for a lazy pass at a joke.

    • @adrianmcbride1666
      @adrianmcbride1666 5 років тому +3

      @@DiggerPat though there are accounts of what is supposed to be dragons. Revelations has one, and a story in the Apocrapha is called Bell and the Dragon if I remember correctly.

    • @popstalerfilm7782
      @popstalerfilm7782 5 років тому +4

      I can be wrong (as I am a atheist in a protestant society and all) but as I understand. Saint George killed a dragon, and for that he was appointed a saint by the catholic church so don't that mean that the catholic church recognize the existence of dragons?

  • @bleunt
    @bleunt 5 років тому +69

    I actually like this movie. It looks cool, has some cool ideas, and Peter Stormare alone is worth the ticket.

  • @RedHood410
    @RedHood410 4 роки тому +60

    The hilarity of the Bill and Ted joke accidentally being a prediction is awesome

  • @sarahmcmann5253
    @sarahmcmann5253 5 років тому +217

    I was hoping since tomorrow is 4th of July that the Nostalgia Critic was going to review Independence Day 2

    • @Poever
      @Poever 5 років тому +10

      Maybe next week?

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 5 років тому +3

      Happy 4th of july from Australia

    • @Jing737
      @Jing737 5 років тому

      @@Poever More like next year

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 5 років тому

      I’m sure he’ll get to it eventually.

    • @sarahmcmann5253
      @sarahmcmann5253 5 років тому

      Shadowkey392 I know

  • @stryder414
    @stryder414 5 років тому +256

    Two takeaways from the comments: There is actually dragon references in Christianity and Constantine is more appreciated than the lovely critic realized.

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 5 років тому +13

      Again, he liked Ghostbusters 2016. Bleech.

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 5 років тому +3

      Sean Ashmead AAH!

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 5 років тому

      With all these mentions of dragons... you would think we would have found some dragon bones....

    • @EthdanTV
      @EthdanTV 5 років тому +1

      3) I want a KFC Cheeto sandwich and didn’t realise they existed

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 5 років тому

      Sean Ashmead: Yeah that movie is terrible. I lost respect for him after that review.

  • @SloeElvis
    @SloeElvis 5 років тому +77

    I really didn't expect this to be so scathing. I love Constantine. One of those movies that I remember enjoying as an angsty teen, but that still holds up pretty well.

    • @wmtaylor6705
      @wmtaylor6705 5 років тому

      André Muricy Totally agree! I loved my theater experience with this movie! Still and enjoyable movie!

    • @ericb9252
      @ericb9252 2 роки тому

      It's trash

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 3 роки тому +87

    "Ah yeah, dragon! What Bible did you read?"
    The one which religion got a saint named George who killed a dragon?

    • @rahmspinat
      @rahmspinat 3 роки тому +1

      St. George, 303 C.E.
      Shows what you know.

    • @andrewdruckenmiller4811
      @andrewdruckenmiller4811 3 роки тому

      @@rahmspinat ahhhhhh you just made my day. Thank you.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 3 роки тому +1

      @@rahmspinat huh, allow me to be "that guy" but yes, there is s Dragon in the Bible or the Abrahamic Religion.
      Specifically in the bible, Revelations (12 or something) refers to it also as "The Beast". It's in the old testament and newer iterations.

    • @rahmspinat
      @rahmspinat 3 роки тому +1

      @@V4Now What's that got to do with St. George?

  • @coleyjervase
    @coleyjervase 5 років тому +152

    Not going to lie, I actually really like this movie and was wondering if Critic would ever review it.

    • @DiamondDead
      @DiamondDead 5 років тому +20

      constantine has since become a cult movie. you are not alone. its actually quite cleverly written. its just that most people expected a run of the mill action movie and not something that you actually have to use your brain to understand

    • @troycrowe2317
      @troycrowe2317 5 років тому +16

      I don't think he understood much of the symbolism in the movie. Notably the angel's wings weren't fried by satan, she became a fallen angel.

    • @donvitocorleone2098
      @donvitocorleone2098 5 років тому

      Does this movie needs a reboot

    • @christopher-cf8jd
      @christopher-cf8jd 5 років тому +3

      @@donvitocorleone2098 Doesn't need a reboot but Keanu did say, when asked who he would like to play again, he said he wants to play constantine again in a sequel.

    • @FloKuGrafie
      @FloKuGrafie 5 років тому +5

      @@troycrowe2317 Looks like he didn't even understand that the Devil went for his lung cancer when he reached into his chest at the end (his hands were full of tar after that, if i remember correctly). This way he wouldn't die and thus not go to heaven. This way Constantine has to spent more time on earth and eventually fuck up...

  • @kayon14
    @kayon14 5 років тому +81

    5:25, Isaiah 27:1 "In that day the Lord with his hard and great and strong sword will punish Leviathan the fleeing serpent, Leviathan the twisting serpent, and he will slay the dragon that is in the sea."

  • @zebefreod871
    @zebefreod871 5 років тому +105

    Also it was explained in the movie that particular cross can bless any liquid into holy water

    • @HolleWalle
      @HolleWalle 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, he's reaching for anything he can criticize, not new from him but it bothered me here cause I liked that movie lol

    • @mac1991seth
      @mac1991seth 5 років тому

      But Chas explained it, so it doesn't matter.
      I love this movie. The only thing Critic is right abous is Keanu's acting, but that's sort of the only thing that's in line with comic books.

  • @audrablue515
    @audrablue515 4 роки тому +47

    I seriously love this movie. And I love Keanu in anything he does. I will fight anyone who disagrees!

    • @konaaukai5541
      @konaaukai5541 Рік тому +3

      No fight needed on my part. This review is the closest I've come to seeing this movie in 10+ years, but my bff showed it to me when we were teens. Had my mom buy it for me and it's been one of my favorites since. Also, I had a thing for Reeves growing up. Still kinda do actually, so that helps xD

    • @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94
      @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 9 місяців тому

      I only watch this review cuz of the humor but I gotta agree with you and all the other comments.
      I’ve only seen this a little bit but it’s definitely alright in my book. Cuz I’ve seen worse.

  • @oldheadprisonofficer7024
    @oldheadprisonofficer7024 5 років тому +156

    I thought this was the best Devil representation in film I've ever seen

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 5 років тому +14

      Same. To some it's Viggo Mortensen or Al Pacino but to me it's definitely Stormare. Doesn't even matter that he basically only had one scene.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 років тому +2

      My only problem is that as far I recall Vertgo's devil should own night club in Los Angeles, at the time, so him showing up here is slightly out of place..

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 5 років тому +1

      In film you are right - but for series it's the guy from Lucifer. Because being stunning with british accent.

    • @oldheadprisonofficer7024
      @oldheadprisonofficer7024 5 років тому +3

      @@tuschman168 Viggo was pretty good too.

    • @jbinjapan
      @jbinjapan 5 років тому +1

      Try the show Brimstone. It only lasted 13 episodes, but the devil was very well done.

  • @Kenichi2566
    @Kenichi2566 5 років тому +183

    Honestly I really enjoyed Constantine. It wasn’t Oscar worthy, it’s a little dated and cheesy, but it still holds up. Usually, I’m on board with Critics’ reviews, but he didn’t even have anything to say about the film that was fundamentally wrong besides semantics. He was just bitching. And no, I’m sorry! Pete Stormare was AMAZING as the Devil. He was in the film for 10 minutes and he easily had the best performance.

    • @cristinaciocca3540
      @cristinaciocca3540 5 років тому +11

      Peter Stormare is the best Devil ever!

    • @Harry-sc1xk
      @Harry-sc1xk 5 років тому +11

      100% spot on. He atleast made his devil unique. I love this film, I read the tar on his feet was his own idea

    • @rebeccalovitch8504
      @rebeccalovitch8504 5 років тому +5

      I agree. Pete Stormare was amazing as the devil. Best part of the movie!

    • @mikepanick9362
      @mikepanick9362 5 років тому +3

      Kenichi2529 The look on his face when the glass doors shatter at the swimming pool....priceless!

    • @andrewmelnikov292
      @andrewmelnikov292 5 років тому +1

      That's where I can agree. Peter was spot-on.

  • @SigmoidGalaxy4
    @SigmoidGalaxy4 5 років тому +691

    comment section
    50% i liked the movie
    50% there are dragons in the bible

    • @evodolka
      @evodolka 5 років тому +10

      shockingly accurate

    • @clockwise6130
      @clockwise6130 5 років тому +3

      100% me

    • @TimberNightSong
      @TimberNightSong 5 років тому +2

      Accurately shocking

    • @GoProKyo
      @GoProKyo 5 років тому +10

      50% about how Russia loves this movie.

    • @alpharabbit2353
      @alpharabbit2353 5 років тому +3

      Well of course there are. Isn't Satan supposed to be a 9 headed dragon?

  • @spoonshue
    @spoonshue 5 років тому +57

    1: I liked this movie
    2: Your video made me laugh, as usual
    3: His hair...that's what made him a star. He grew his hair

    • @SpectralKnight
      @SpectralKnight 3 роки тому +6

      He is Samson, the longer the hair the stronger he gets :)

  • @Residentevil08
    @Residentevil08 5 років тому +145

    I have to disagree on this one.. I loved Constantine!!

    • @asterixobelix20
      @asterixobelix20 5 років тому

      Same here.

    • @SmashAdams885
      @SmashAdams885 5 років тому +1

      And I love Shia Labeouf. :(

    • @SebDice
      @SebDice 5 років тому

      I respect the critic's opinion but this is one of those times that i don't see where his argument is coming from. If the movie wants to take this theme "seriously" then let it be. This movie has a couple jokes sprinkled in between scene and most depend on your religious point of view to like them or to even understand them. Neither Shia or Keannu were at their best on this one and some of the characters follow a formula that has been beaten to death but Rachel Weisz, Tilda Swinton, Djimon Hounsoua and Peter Stormare are great in their roles and i feel the "dullness" of the main character and sidekick is a little intended in order to make room for the rest of the characters and to display a more interesting world that I think is the highlight of the film. Worth a watch at least.

  • @lyokocomicdubs
    @lyokocomicdubs 5 років тому +107

    I actually love Keanu Reeves' Constantine film I thought it deserves a sequel, I saw it back in like 2013

    • @Twitch_Bear
      @Twitch_Bear 5 років тому +5

      definitely need a sequel. i love the design of this movie, the angels, the devil (not the demons, they boring) weirdly i prefer his black suit and black hair than the brown long coat and blonde top

    • @ieyke
      @ieyke 5 років тому

      @FBI Breaker Well, now you've got something to watch.

    • @ttz4m3
      @ttz4m3 5 років тому +1

      I think even he said he would have liked to have done a sequel.

    • @hopenight8645
      @hopenight8645 5 років тому +1

      This Constantine was okay. I personally prefer the Constantine from the t.v. series/ DC legends of tomorrow

  • @TheXigan
    @TheXigan 5 років тому +39

    Tilda Swinton was absolutely amazing in this movie. Peter Stormare was pretty good too.

  • @Tuffsmoygles
    @Tuffsmoygles 5 років тому +27

    I liked constantine. I didn't read the comic so I didn't have the "THE BOOK WAS BETTER RAAAWWRRR" nerd rage.

    • @austinwright09
      @austinwright09 3 роки тому +4

      I've read some of the comics and I'm pretty happy they kept John a selfish asshole. 8\10 movie for me, just for some of the technical deliveries, story was great.

  • @mac1991seth
    @mac1991seth 5 років тому +139

    Fun fact: the bathroom scene was borderline genuine. The director asked Keanu Reeves to hold Rachel Weisz a little bit longer and she thought she's really fighting for her life.

    • @migmit
      @migmit 3 роки тому +7

      What a piece of shit. Two, actually.

    • @TheMagicienWorld
      @TheMagicienWorld 2 роки тому +4

      @@migmit Don't blame the gun, blame the shooter x)

    • @franp1913
      @franp1913 Рік тому

      she thought she was fighting for her life as an actress in a movie?

    • @CaptainPupu
      @CaptainPupu Рік тому

      Who wouldn't hold Rachel weisz longer? 🤤

    • @vinnyc.1265
      @vinnyc.1265 Рік тому

      Bullshit

  • @JuRsKi017
    @JuRsKi017 5 років тому +286

    I wish doug wouldnt hate everything. Constantine is actually pretty good.

    • @6324MR
      @6324MR 5 років тому +29

      As a stand alone movie 100%, but as a Constantine movie no.
      The movie just needed a different name and it would have been a hit in my opinion.

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb 5 років тому +5

      the movie was fine

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 5 років тому +5

      Was a great sleep aide

    • @BlakePrescott
      @BlakePrescott 5 років тому +15

      You guys forget that he's allowed to have opinions. I'm sorry your feelings were hurt.

    • @GuardianGrarl
      @GuardianGrarl 5 років тому +9

      Please love yourself and don't take this show seriously or as high comedy. The Critic as a character is an old UA-cam friend who still has an interesting bone in him. The show... not as much as it once did.

  • @adamhoward1408
    @adamhoward1408 4 роки тому +16

    I know for a fact that Keanu Reeves has always been an awesome actor.

  • @cynthiacox4541
    @cynthiacox4541 5 років тому +37

    “Are you there, God? It’s me, John.”
    “Which one? You play a John in every other movie.”

  • @renegard5442
    @renegard5442 5 років тому +95

    Just gonna throw this out there, Dragons are totally mentioned in the Bible.

    • @fadiuana
      @fadiuana 5 років тому +1

      How Doug dont know this...

    • @soul6733
      @soul6733 5 років тому +2

      Isn't Satan represented as a 3-headed dragon?

    • @doomy_mcdoomerson
      @doomy_mcdoomerson 5 років тому

      Most of the dragon references in the Bible come from Revelation, where it's using the image of a dragon to describe the devil.

    • @fedesoulpus2031
      @fedesoulpus2031 5 років тому

      @@soul6733 yep

    • @infiniteshay8660
      @infiniteshay8660 5 років тому

      @@soul6733 A seven headed dragon with ten horns and ten crowns, but most scholars believe it was symbolism and that the dragon represented Rome and their impeding on religion since there are seven hills of Rome and ten rulers at the time it was written.

  • @WoolandFlax
    @WoolandFlax 5 років тому +198

    Waaaaaat. I've watched you forever and I never comment. But waaaaaat??? I loveeeeeed Constantine!

    •  5 років тому +1

      Haha same here. Even when he reviewed Ponyo. :'3

    • @trillo3332
      @trillo3332 5 років тому

      One of my favorite things is when he tears apart a movie I like (happens all the time). It gives me the superiority trip to be able to say, "Huh-UH Nostalgia Critic! I was right and YOU were wrong! Oh, that is how you spell Wednesday. Thanks, NC."

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 5 років тому

      I thought it was probably one of Reeve's lesser films. But different strokes for different folks.

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 5 років тому

      I like Johnny Mnemonic better.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 5 років тому

      I didn't. About half of the videos that he does commentary on (that I've seen) I enjoyed. This one was not one of them. Then again, I never read that character's comics, as I only started getting interested in comic books and manga in high school, so I while i walked into the movie with no expectations, that also meant I walked into it having no idea what I SHOULD be expecting and not anything as to what their world is, supernaturally-speaking. Overall I thought the story was predictable....and the main guy's personality only seemed to have three modes: moody, blank-face, and depressed.
      (Edited for a few forgotten words)

  • @IndecisiveGames01
    @IndecisiveGames01 4 роки тому +10

    I have to say Shia LaBeouf made an amazing comeback in the movie “Peanut Butter Falcon.” You can just tell he put 100% into that movie. Don’t let the name fool you, it’s by far one of the most impactful stories with a valuable lesson to teach. Especially to those who are considered autistic or mentally challenged.

  • @MovieMan-qe3hr
    @MovieMan-qe3hr 5 років тому +29

    "What does he want from me?"
    "I told you a million times: Bill & Ted 3"
    Well, guess Keanu's going to heaven after all!!!!

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 5 років тому +54

    Yes, Dragons are mentioned in the bible, also mentioned are unicorns, giants, behemoths, leviathans, satyrs, cockatrice, and the Phoenix.

    • @schnubbel76
      @schnubbel76 5 років тому +5

      Joaquin?

    • @panda-peanut
      @panda-peanut 5 років тому +1

      What is a cockatrice?

    • @NoESanity
      @NoESanity 5 років тому +1

      @@panda-peanut kind of like a cross between a chicken and a snake.

    • @NoESanity
      @NoESanity 5 років тому +6

      while dragons, behemoths, and leviathans are in the bible, the rest are not.
      giants are kind of in the bible if you count nephilim, and while they are described as being giant men, but you're probably meaning more like goliath who was a giant, in that he was large and tall in stature, not a nephilim or a separate race of humanoids.
      the rest are just mistranslations because KJV was written by a bunch of idiots.
      references to unicorns uses the latin word for rhino. (unicornis)
      Satyrs refers to goats, specifically a hebrew word meaning a male wild goat. (se'ar)
      phoenix is the word meaning sand, though it could also refer to palm trees. (Chol)
      there is a lot of stuff from the KJV that screwed up entire generations of people, all because king james didn't know how to read the original languages and hired a bunch of people who also didn't know how to read the languages to translate the bible.

    • @panda-peanut
      @panda-peanut 5 років тому

      @NoESanity Thank you. 🙂

  • @CaptainPupu
    @CaptainPupu 5 років тому +39

    Extremely disagree. I loved the movie, it's one of Keanus best.

    • @hopenight8645
      @hopenight8645 5 років тому

      This Constantine was okay. I personally prefer the Constantine from the t.v. series/ DC legends of tomorrow

  • @reciterbunni4052
    @reciterbunni4052 Рік тому +13

    I value this movie for the amount of tilda Swinton. She is sooooo good in this movie~

  • @SleonHikari
    @SleonHikari 5 років тому +99

    Is no one gonna talk about the missing clips of his psychic priest friend that drowned in alcohol?

    • @nidebau
      @nidebau 5 років тому +27

      Yeah, that scene with him trying to drink but the liquid not coming out of the bottle is hands down the best scene in the movie. I used to have this kind of nightmare constantly. It's on par with Nightmare on Elm's Street walking up the steps but one foot sinking in scene.

    • @westinfection
      @westinfection 5 років тому +13

      Feel like he left that out on purpose because it's an inarguable good scene.

    • @HolleWalle
      @HolleWalle 5 років тому

      I didn't know that was supposed to be deleted, it was there in the spanish version

    • @leonardfabian8942
      @leonardfabian8942 5 років тому +2

      That scene is terrifying and the short with the half breed holding him was awesome.

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 5 років тому +1

      @@HolleWalle ~ It's not deleted from the movie at all, OP is talking about there being absolutely _no mention_ of the priest in the review.

  • @Bluargh02
    @Bluargh02 5 років тому +343

    NC: "this movie sucks"
    The internet :" that's where you're wrong, buddy 😎👉👉"

    • @BlakePrescott
      @BlakePrescott 5 років тому +11

      And we all know the internet is NEVER WRONG ;)

    • @amok630
      @amok630 5 років тому +3

      @@BlakePrescott it has metascore of 50 = even critics think its ok, and not "sucks"

    • @BlakePrescott
      @BlakePrescott 5 років тому +4

      @@amok630 lol I love how important it is for you that a UA-cam personality validates your previous movie

    • @edwarddore7617
      @edwarddore7617 5 років тому +6

      not as bad as the Critic makes it out to be, but I wouldn't say it's good either, it's better if you don't take it seriously

    • @crystalcampbell1431
      @crystalcampbell1431 5 років тому

      👉😎👉

  • @martinh.5193
    @martinh.5193 5 років тому +36

    I have to say I enjoyed this movie. The scene with the devil is actually one of my favourite movie moments. Plus I kinda felt like Keanu's bruting performence fits well with his character, who knows he is dying and will have to face damnation for eternity.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 роки тому +5

      I think the gripes about his performance come from how Constantine is written as boisterous and arrogant in most interpretations. He deals with his crippling self-doubt and existential dread by being ridiculously loud and confident. Anyway, writing an unfunny Constantine is like writing an unfunny spider-man. Not only does it change the flavor, it takes a huge chunk of the character depth away.

    • @Fenris30
      @Fenris30 4 роки тому +3

      @@Fluffkitscripts And yet the Raimi films exist.

  • @rex2493
    @rex2493 5 років тому +42

    You know generally speaking this was one of the best DC movies ever made

  • @remarit
    @remarit 5 років тому +34

    man, everyone in Venezuela and their mother loved constantine, and wanted more

  • @kriptonets1
    @kriptonets1 5 років тому +306

    I’m Russian and I really love this movie
    In our dubbing it sounds much better(Keanu) sorry for my English😅

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare 5 років тому +63

    "A Scanner Darkly"may not have been financially successful, but it was a goody movie.

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium 5 років тому +3

      NC is a movie critic the way someone who thinks Taco Bell is gourmet Mexican is a food critic.

    • @heeroyuy5520
      @heeroyuy5520 5 років тому

      It was an amazing film super awesome to trip or to tweaked to not saying I've ever done that… cocaine is a hell of a drug....

    • @alexsylvian3594
      @alexsylvian3594 5 років тому +1

      So was Man of Tai Chi.

    • @mercenaryknight5419
      @mercenaryknight5419 5 років тому +1

      Hell yeah, it kicked ass.

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 5 років тому

      This is true. But I wouldn't say Reeve's performance is the high point.

  • @Daxyl
    @Daxyl 4 роки тому +2

    You're on a lonely forest road in the middle of the night. Suddenly your car makes a loud noise and it stops working. You're in a dead zone so your cell phone is useless. You can only wait for another car to come by so you can hitch a ride.
    An hour goes by... there hasn't been another car... "Ten." You thought you heard something outside. You step out of your car and look off into the dark. "Hello?" You call out... you can only hear crickets chirping. You turn to get back into your car. "Nine." You whip around again. "Who's out there?!" The crickets seem even louder now. "Eight." You get back in your car and lock the doors. You heart is beating a little faster and you have goosebumps "Seven." You can't tell where it's coming from, why is it counting? "Six." You can see it... there is a figure in front of you moving through the shadows. Slowly, almost fearfully you reach to turn your headlights on. The dark road is illuminated and... nothing... "FIVE!" It's in the back seat!!! You shove open your car door and run into the night! "FOUR!" the crickets are deafening now. Your heart is pounding in your chest and you can hear it behind you. "THREE!" The crickets are screaming now. The whole forest is screaming and you have to get away! "TWO!!!" You trip and sprain your ankle, tumbling down a hill. But when you reach the bottom all the noise is gone, the forest is absolutely silent... You turn back to look for your pursuer. Pulling out your phone and turning on the flashlight... the forest is quiet... "One." It's right behind you. Every instinct tells you not to turn around... but you must... you must look at it... You turn and see... Shia LaBeouf!

  • @plotshift
    @plotshift 5 років тому +168

    I don't care.
    I like Constantine.

    • @LuRe_KiiNGz
      @LuRe_KiiNGz 4 роки тому +3

      plotshift no one cares, he’s allowed to review a movie. It doesn’t matter if you like it or not

    • @doomgloomdabloon
      @doomgloomdabloon 4 роки тому

      @@LuRe_KiiNGz Then I guess those positive reviews on the emoji movie are valid.

    • @LuRe_KiiNGz
      @LuRe_KiiNGz 4 роки тому

      Amir Hakim indeed

  • @thorrollosson
    @thorrollosson 5 років тому +214

    Agree with most of the comments. Film was pretty decent, and the visual style was exceptional. It's not a masterpiece or anything, but FAR from a bad film.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 років тому +11

      Yup. People didn't like it because it wasn't faithful to the comic, not because it was bad for early 2000't movie.

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 роки тому +1

      Nostalgia Critic:
      "Nothing like quenching that inner pits of damnation journey with pancakes. Seriously, what'd you think IHOP stood for?"
      Me:
      "Helltaker reference much?"

    • @ericb9252
      @ericb9252 2 роки тому +1

      It's a bad movie

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 2 роки тому +1

      It's pretty close to a bad film, but it certainly is an enjoyable one!

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions 2 роки тому +4

      @@ericb9252 No, it's really not.

  • @MudSluggerBP
    @MudSluggerBP 5 років тому +94

    Yeah this film is awesome, best Devil ever on the BIG Screen.

  • @darc22005
    @darc22005 5 років тому +16

    I was a teen when this came out, it became like a family movie for me, my brother who was a baby at the time, frigging loved this movie and other movies with creepy themes, which was weird to me, but horror comforted him XD
    and my family loved the movie

  • @MangelKorn
    @MangelKorn 5 років тому +622

    What kind of weed are you smoking critic?
    This movie is highly enjoyable!

    • @mabusestestament
      @mabusestestament 5 років тому +39

      It is, and it's a great alternative to most superhero movies we have these days.
      Nostalgia Critic knows that negativity sells better for him, but other people should just give this a chance.

    • @renbehesi9162
      @renbehesi9162 5 років тому +18

      Right I love this movie it was my gate way to everything Keanu

    • @anouk356
      @anouk356 5 років тому +12

      You guys don't know anything about John Constantine do you? second... ACTING? This movie doesn't have it......

    • @No_OneV
      @No_OneV 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, i loved this movie. There were scenes were i felt legit scared.

    • @TheHannahcast
      @TheHannahcast 5 років тому +17

      @@mabusestestament Or maybe he simply didn't like it.

  • @zPoisonAssassin
    @zPoisonAssassin 5 років тому +101

    This movie is extremely underrated and is honestly a great film.

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover 5 років тому +82

    Shia LaBeouf would be the angel on someone's shoulder telling them, "No no no no no no no!"

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 4 роки тому +11

      Or keeping you up all night by screaming, "Optimus!"

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 4 роки тому +5

      Nah, would have been funnier had he flown off yelling, "MAKE, YOUR DREAMS, HAPPEN!"

    • @dazedconfusedgrunge
      @dazedconfusedgrunge 3 роки тому +2

      Being optimistic, he would be screaming JUST DO IT

  • @richicamacho7989
    @richicamacho7989 4 роки тому +12

    I've seen Constantine so many times! I loved it! I believe it's truly underrated!