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  • Опубліковано 21 лип 2019
  • Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 1.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 153

  • @devilmancrybaby2101
    @devilmancrybaby2101 2 роки тому +4

    Jerry’s shaking his head and hands and Kramer shutting the door in Elaine’s face stole this scene lmaooo

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 3 роки тому +158

    The way the sensei doesn’t acknowledge the absurdity is hilarious

  • @Jamthecoolerator
    @Jamthecoolerator 3 роки тому +313

    They were moved by Spock's death more than Susan's. Typical.

    • @marleymontega5654
      @marleymontega5654 3 роки тому +3

      Lol comedy gold 😂

    • @AccidentalPreppper
      @AccidentalPreppper 3 роки тому +14

      @@marleymontega5654 gold jerry gold!

    • @chrisw443
      @chrisw443 3 роки тому +1

      i think they were on par for george. he looked pretty confused in the hospital. lol

    • @shithappens5853
      @shithappens5853 3 роки тому

      @@AccidentalPreppper you sound like Mike moffit

    • @AccidentalPreppper
      @AccidentalPreppper 3 роки тому +2

      @@shithappens5853 wrong character of seinfeld..

  • @raycorey
    @raycorey 4 роки тому +97

    “We are in the same class” 😂 “He almost beat me”.... “Kramer you fighting children!!!”

    • @raycorey
      @raycorey 3 роки тому +1

      @Dream Girls Daily
      You welcome..

    • @MichaelSIngle-gn9qz
      @MichaelSIngle-gn9qz 3 роки тому +6

      I love where he says "You don't need karate. You can just wring his neck."

    • @Ligierthegreensun
      @Ligierthegreensun 3 роки тому +1

      @@MichaelSIngle-gn9qz lmao

  • @AV4Life
    @AV4Life 3 роки тому +74

    4:13 “Thanks for juice box mrs. Z.” God I almost pissed myself laughing.

  • @Speedosoundsonic
    @Speedosoundsonic 2 роки тому +30

    There's more genuine laughs on this short clip than entire seasons of other comedy shows. God I miss Seinfeld!

  • @mwi87
    @mwi87 3 роки тому +11

    Kramer's hopeful expression when the kid asks his Mom to stop for ice cream kills me

  • @maybachrob9475
    @maybachrob9475 3 роки тому +12

    I love how the sensi just nods of approval as he beats these children

  • @MaximusR93
    @MaximusR93 3 роки тому +51

    I have mourned for three long months, summer months. Anyone can grieve in January

  • @dsk5584
    @dsk5584 3 роки тому +174

    Kramer is going to be in season 4 cobra kai.

  • @allenatkins2263
    @allenatkins2263 3 роки тому +45

    Anybody can grieve in January.

  • @acb9896
    @acb9896 2 роки тому +2

    "Jackie Chans famous Chinese version of Japanese Martial Art in a Korean dojo"

  • @johncambridge7181
    @johncambridge7181 3 роки тому +33

    And the master there encouraging Kramer at the dojo

  • @humansymbiote
    @humansymbiote 3 роки тому +36

    The karate (Japanese martial art) school has a Korean flag (their martial art is taekwondo) and a Jackie Chan poster (Kung fu). Lol

    • @academision
      @academision 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah i noticed the Korean flag but when the sensei said “hajime” that’s actually what the officials say during karate sparring. It means “begin” in Japanese and the fact he said “begin” right after “hajime” probably means that’s an actual sensei who said the Japanese out of habit but then said the English as well since he remembered he was on tv.
      Maybe he has the Korean flag on his gi because he’s a Korean Karate sensei 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @RyukyuStyle
      @RyukyuStyle 3 роки тому +2

      @Milo Stringer yes, but karate is not the same now. its not practical for self defense, it was repurposed for demonstrations to a crowd for money. Okinawan people did in fact got kung fu from chinese, and they cut it down to the essential and effective self defense moves only, as it was needed in the time period with weapons banned and what not.
      the karate we have today, is not okinawan karate. Okinawa is its own independent nation under illegal occupation.

    • @tmpqtyutmpqty4733
      @tmpqtyutmpqty4733 2 роки тому

      Bruce lee

    • @nordimejia5790
      @nordimejia5790 2 роки тому +5

      You do understand that Seinfel was not a documentary about Martial arts, right?

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks man, learnt something today :)

  • @krisscanlon4051
    @krisscanlon4051 3 роки тому +8

    They were almost emotionally whole after Spock talk lol

  • @gagewendland4315
    @gagewendland4315 2 роки тому +1

    kramer pulling the screaming kid by the legs was hilarious

  • @Johnfromaustralia
    @Johnfromaustralia 3 роки тому +1

    The way Kramer slams the door pmsl

  • @rickshannep4033
    @rickshannep4033 3 роки тому +19

    I'm impressed, I didn't realize that Kramer was that tough! LOL

  • @TonyJBroni
    @TonyJBroni 2 роки тому +1

    The more I watch Curb Your Enthusiasm and rewatch Seinfeld, you can tell the difference between seasons 1-7 and seasons 8 & 9.

  • @Totema1
    @Totema1 2 роки тому +1

    George spent more time mourning Spock than he did Susan.

  • @ridethelapras
    @ridethelapras 2 роки тому +2

    4:15 Who remembers the old rear-facing back seats? Holy moley...

  • @kamloopsboi3660
    @kamloopsboi3660 4 роки тому +17

    This is hilarious

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 3 роки тому +3

    Awww yes, the episode where Jerry screws over George, and Kramer screws over Elaine

  • @kefyalewfente1884
    @kefyalewfente1884 3 роки тому +4

    It should have been a match of the century Kramer Vs Mr Bin! 😂

  • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
    @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 2 роки тому

    lmaooo Hes in like a kids karate class. I love the absurdity and goofiness of this show.

  • @shadowdance4666
    @shadowdance4666 3 роки тому +5

    I remember when Bruce Lee fought Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. This reminds me of that

  • @BladeRunner-td8be
    @BladeRunner-td8be 2 роки тому +1

    Elaine never learns to NOT EVER listen to Kramer about ANYTHING, and I couldn't be happier about it. Cheers!

  • @endlessgaming2603
    @endlessgaming2603 3 роки тому +1

    Isn't that the discount pharmacy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevehorn646
    @stevehorn646 2 роки тому

    That Kramer entrance was smoother than MJ's moonwalk

  • @4exgold
    @4exgold 3 роки тому +11

    Kramer kickin ass and TCOB

  • @daviddennison4287
    @daviddennison4287 3 роки тому +2

    My favorite show ever

  • @rosselliot8971
    @rosselliot8971 2 роки тому +1

    For a short, bespectacled bald man, George looks pretty sharp in a suit.

  • @eviola11
    @eviola11 3 роки тому +4

    Holy shit that kid's face at 4:24

  • @jeffreese8694
    @jeffreese8694 3 роки тому +19

    Kids are in different classes than adults, but that’s part of the humor lol.

    • @strangevisions5162
      @strangevisions5162 3 роки тому +1

      that's discriminatory

    • @s.guttmann6625
      @s.guttmann6625 2 роки тому +1

      If kramer IDed as a child, who are we to say otherwise?

    • @kissing88
      @kissing88 2 роки тому +1

      Not always! I certainly went to many mixed classes growing up

  • @bennylevine387
    @bennylevine387 3 роки тому +7

    car-uh-tae

  • @craighorton9398
    @craighorton9398 2 роки тому

    It's nice to be outside in a well landscaped area.

  • @warunivictoria6165
    @warunivictoria6165 2 роки тому

    I love Kramer he is soo funny!

  • @bryanmallen
    @bryanmallen 3 роки тому +6

    HIYAYAYAYAYA 😂😂😂😂

  • @Barry_Tsedaka
    @Barry_Tsedaka 3 роки тому +2

    George had a great time for the first time if his life! It last half a day.

  • @bigding8977
    @bigding8977 2 роки тому +1

    @3:33. Epic door slam.

  • @Cukito4
    @Cukito4 3 роки тому +8

    Karate. Yet another thing Friends stole from Seinfeld.

  • @eddyspaghetti90_
    @eddyspaghetti90_ 3 роки тому +1

    "YOU READY FOR THE KUMITE ?!"

  • @zabbowabbo2911
    @zabbowabbo2911 2 роки тому

    Love this vid love ur acc just had to give it a 7 cause I love that 7

  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran 3 роки тому

    Kramer went on to master Kung Fu as well... dancing bear style!

  • @artsmith103
    @artsmith103 3 роки тому +1

    Did anyone notice Kramer's gym bag move from the kitchen to the front door with nobody touching it?

  • @stoogelay
    @stoogelay 2 роки тому

    really impressive from kramer here. he was even sparring people a whole belt above him!

  • @SoldierBoy3064
    @SoldierBoy3064 2 роки тому +1

    what is that the discount pharmacy?
    🤣

  • @Rellbronjames9
    @Rellbronjames9 2 роки тому

    You don't need karate you could just ring his neck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @freemason4979
    @freemason4979 2 роки тому

    Kramer sure beat them kids up good

  • @lesternapoleongreen7543
    @lesternapoleongreen7543 3 роки тому

    "you prepared for Kumite?"

  • @peterabrams5251
    @peterabrams5251 2 роки тому +1

    I like how you can see all the scuff marks on the bottom of the door from when kramer swings in

  • @lepanhman
    @lepanhman 3 роки тому

    Time for George to start being George again

  • @richard_red_64
    @richard_red_64 2 роки тому +1

    They left the best part out...

  • @stevenspenneberg7407
    @stevenspenneberg7407 2 роки тому +2

    Isn’t that a Korean flag on the wall!?
    They have their own martial art. And it’s not Karate. That’s Japanese. And the pic of Chinese Jackie Chan who does Kung fu is way off as well.

  • @ulleruprising7237
    @ulleruprising7237 3 роки тому +12

    all the parent's of these kids at casting.... so kramer is going to beat their asss, kids parents: "where do we sign." :)

  • @jameshalleluyah8133
    @jameshalleluyah8133 3 роки тому +2

    Cosmo is the King of Tae Kwon Leap.

  • @pepsiguy52883
    @pepsiguy52883 3 роки тому +3

    I found my Katra

  • @InspectorCallahan.44
    @InspectorCallahan.44 3 роки тому

    Fight stance......Hydjama! Begin!
    "Yayayayayaya!"

  • @roryvonbrutt7302
    @roryvonbrutt7302 2 роки тому +1

    Now get out of here..... ! ! ! LOL

  • @wilmetteentwistle9242
    @wilmetteentwistle9242 3 роки тому +7

    Enormous poster of Jackie Chan at the Dojo lol

    • @akiukonmaanaho1025
      @akiukonmaanaho1025 3 роки тому

      Whoops

    • @jordandangelo180
      @jordandangelo180 3 роки тому

      Jackie Chan was a legit fighter before he was in the movies. You could always tell he knew all the moves and formations and was extremely fast.

    • @SunAndMirror
      @SunAndMirror 3 роки тому +1

      ...Thats bruce lee...

    • @bantehayes9973
      @bantehayes9973 3 роки тому

      Dude, that's bruce Lee

    • @flyinghye101
      @flyinghye101 3 роки тому

      Lol, the one right at the end

  • @nicolaslementec
    @nicolaslementec 2 роки тому

    Can someone explain to me the "Sammy Davis had it too" line please ?

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 3 роки тому

    The kids must have had a lol

  • @Cooliorodriguez94
    @Cooliorodriguez94 3 роки тому

    Crowder brought me here

  • @SlyCooper1920
    @SlyCooper1920 3 роки тому

    4:46 Kramer just took the kid to *B R A Z I L*

  • @stevenguild2707
    @stevenguild2707 3 роки тому +2

    I get my prescriptions from Myanmar.

  • @danlower7834
    @danlower7834 2 роки тому

    You're fighting children?!

  • @Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward
    @Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward 3 роки тому +8

    This could never pass today. Dragging the rugrats around

    • @RyukyuStyle
      @RyukyuStyle 3 роки тому +3

      not a lot can pass today.. no matter what you do, there will be an angry blogger to complain and suck the funny right out of life lol.

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 3 роки тому

    Why it so low

  • @lakechocolate9785
    @lakechocolate9785 3 роки тому +2

    Was funny then...is funny today 😄

  • @dcartaglia
    @dcartaglia 3 роки тому

    Barry B Benson

  • @oshin33anika
    @oshin33anika 3 роки тому

    Why are their face so red?

  • @timlyons10
    @timlyons10 2 роки тому

    Anybody can grieve in january

  • @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870
    @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 3 роки тому

    Can someone tell me how Kramer is Class Champion if he still has the white belt while the rest of the class have yellow belts?

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax 3 роки тому

      Because they are kids

  • @dovalink744
    @dovalink744 3 роки тому +2

    They spoiled star trek!!!!!

  • @drewhendley
    @drewhendley 3 роки тому +4

    Now get out of here...SLAM

  • @SouthBaySteelers
    @SouthBaySteelers 2 роки тому

    Any similarities between this episode and women’s sports today is purely intentional. The country, and especially the main stream media, is now Kramer. Wrap your head around that one.

  • @Benjumanjo
    @Benjumanjo 3 роки тому

    Katra

  • @Chrisbajs
    @Chrisbajs 3 роки тому

    Widescreen?

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому

      Seinfeld end credits always had "Filmed in Panavision", which allowed them to be ready for HD broadcasts. The same forethought was not considered for the DVD's, unfortunately.

  • @gerardosibilia2144
    @gerardosibilia2144 3 роки тому +1

    Find your katra and upload more videos please. 👍

  • @maitreyanoot3996
    @maitreyanoot3996 3 роки тому

    Silly.

  • @middleofnowhere8320
    @middleofnowhere8320 3 роки тому

    Al-Fatiha: Verse 1
    بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ
    In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
    الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ
    Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the worlds;
    الرَّحْمَٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ
    Most Gracious, Most Merciful
    مَالِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّينِ
    Master of the Day of Judgment.
    إِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وَإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِينُ
    Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek.
    اهْدِنَا الصِّرَاطَ الْمُسْتَقِيمَ
    Show us the straight way,
    صِرَاطَ الَّذِينَ أَنْعَمْتَ عَلَيْهِمْ غَيْرِ الْمَغْضُوبِ عَلَيْهِمْ وَلَا الضَّالِّينَ
    The way of those on whom Thou hast bestowed Thy Grace, those whose (portion) is not wrath, and who go not astray.

  • @markboudreau1410
    @markboudreau1410 3 роки тому

    We can only hope!! If they let Dee Schneider on, .......

  • @exas4791
    @exas4791 3 роки тому +2

    Maybe the only time I really laughed at skit involving Kramer.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 роки тому +8

      Sad

    • @exas4791
      @exas4791 3 роки тому +1

      @J Wil I find the characters of George and Jerry most realistic yet the funniest.

    • @ColtraneTaylor
      @ColtraneTaylor 3 роки тому

      Jerry > Kramer
      Chiles > Kramer
      Bookman > Kramer
      Newman > Kramer

    • @TheGrimReaper54321
      @TheGrimReaper54321 3 роки тому +2

      I've never hated somebody's opinion so much

  • @elykus793
    @elykus793 3 роки тому +3

    when they finally let transgender men fight vs men in the ufc

  • @middleofnowhere8320
    @middleofnowhere8320 3 роки тому +1

    In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
    Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the worlds;
    Most Gracious, Most Merciful;
    Master of the Day of Judgment.
    Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek.
    Show us the straight way,
    The way of those on whom Thou hast bestowed Thy Grace, those whose (portion) is not wrath, and who go not astray.
    Al-Ikhlas: Verse 1)
    In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
    Say: He is Allah, the One and Only;
    Allah, the Eternal, Absolute;
    He begetteth not, nor is He begotten;
    (And there is none like unto Him
    A. L. M.
    This is the Book; in it is guidance sure, without doubt, to those who fear Allah;
    Who believe in the Unseen, are steadfast in prayer, and spend out of what We have provided for them;
    And who believe in the Revelation sent to thee, and sent before thy time, and (in their hearts) have the assurance of the Hereafter.
    They are on (true) guidance, from their Lord, and it is these who will prosper.
    As to those who reject Faith, it is the same to them whether thou warn them or do not warn them; they will not believe.
    .Allah hath set a seal on their hearts and on their hearing, and on their eyes is a veil; great is the penalty they (incur).

  • @yaronkl
    @yaronkl 3 роки тому

    Jerry's lines are so lame.

    • @s.guttmann6625
      @s.guttmann6625 3 роки тому +2

      I noticed that too. He let the better actors have the better lines

    • @maggaveli6764
      @maggaveli6764 2 роки тому

      @@s.guttmann6625 his acting is pretty off, it's obvious but there chemistry is undeniable which is why it works so well.