Seinfeld - Risk

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  • Опубліковано 29 січ 2016
  • A game of world domination played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
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  • @Jaygo_Chuggington
    @Jaygo_Chuggington 3 роки тому +1331

    The fact Kramer can bring the board with him throughout New York City without knocking the pieces everywhere is impressive

    • @jayvardy
      @jayvardy 2 роки тому +17

      It's fake.

    • @DavidEmad
      @DavidEmad 2 роки тому +16

      newman lives in the building

    • @FireLordJohn3191
      @FireLordJohn3191 2 роки тому +49

      @@jayvardy the joke went over your head.

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 роки тому +41

      Newman actually impressed me more when they were sprinting down the street. Guy can haul ass when he's motivated.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 роки тому

      @@roguesheep3083 sort of like a hippo

  • @Jaso700
    @Jaso700 8 років тому +5964

    how Kramer kicks the newspaper of the table, gets me every time! lol

    • @zara4793
      @zara4793 8 років тому +208

      Or how he bangs the back of his head on Jerry's door to open it 😂😂

    • @whateverittakes1673
      @whateverittakes1673 8 років тому +50

      He reacted like any other person would under duress. You say some things you don't mean and try to hurt the other person and make them feel like you do. I forgive him. It's water under the bridge imo.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +42

      _TheBringerOfRain_ Such a good physical comedian

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 7 років тому +27

      Seriously, that cracks me up every time! I always watch this scene when I need a genuine, gut-level laugh.

    • @fredblair8230
      @fredblair8230 7 років тому +17

      lol yep and that just after he was knocking on the door using the back of his head xD

  • @josephine1465
    @josephine1465 2 роки тому +868

    Seinfeld is truly ahead of it's time. Now this is the reality.

    • @CashanovaXTREME
      @CashanovaXTREME 2 роки тому +7

      True. Putin is trying to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

    • @sovereign1160
      @sovereign1160 2 роки тому +8

      @@CashanovaXTREME Zelensky: You don't call Ukraine weak! How about I do THIS to your invasion!

    • @bernicemiller3879
      @bernicemiller3879 2 роки тому +16

      I was thinking the same thing poor people

    • @philipyu1611
      @philipyu1611 2 роки тому +11

      Immediately thought about that at the outset. So surreal.

    • @xyzoub
      @xyzoub 2 роки тому +20

      The key is in the article "the": Kramer refers to "the Ukraine" (in slavic, the border land, frontier), while the Ukrainian man says _Ukraine._ Ukraine: a country or a transitional frontier-land?

  • @WMM-td4pk
    @WMM-td4pk 4 роки тому +3661

    The most realistic part is that they never finished the game before somebody smashed it

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 3 роки тому +87

      Monopoly is the same way

    • @aelechko
      @aelechko 3 роки тому

      Well said

    • @testshietchannel
      @testshietchannel 3 роки тому +22

      Nah. The most realistic thing is how Kramer clears the table 🤷

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 3 роки тому +21

      Well, they shouldn't have insulted Ukraine in front of a Ukrainian.

    • @testshietchannel
      @testshietchannel 3 роки тому +14

      @@williamcrowe2576 fair enough. But as a sportsman, the Ukrainian should've waited until they're finished before he smashed the board 🤷‍♀️

  • @SuperFastEddies
    @SuperFastEddies 7 років тому +7009

    "Its a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives" dammit this show was gold!

    • @user-pg4qw4rk3q
      @user-pg4qw4rk3q 6 років тому +198

      Gold Kenny Gold!

    • @mattjones9322
      @mattjones9322 6 років тому +152

      "This show is the best Jerry, THE BEST!"

    • @margab59
      @margab59 6 років тому +66

      "Why do they call it Ovaltine?"

    • @billyjaymz
      @billyjaymz 6 років тому +86

      "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

    • @inutero10
      @inutero10 5 років тому +27

      Soups not a meal

  • @woundedbuttocks
    @woundedbuttocks 4 роки тому +2906

    Jerry doesn't wanna be Switzerland, a pirate, or a cowboy.

    • @JarvisBaileyVA
      @JarvisBaileyVA 4 роки тому +214

      Not that there's anything wrong with that

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 4 роки тому +24

      He has the poofy pirate shirt

    • @SnoopDoggystyle
      @SnoopDoggystyle 4 роки тому +20

      he wants to be a princess

    • @jase4010
      @jase4010 4 роки тому +59

      He’s a fancy boy!

    • @Mekasoundwave
      @Mekasoundwave 4 роки тому +27

      But he does want to be a Bee

  • @dashman8499
    @dashman8499 4 роки тому +1607

    I guess I’ve never really internalized that Newman breaks into Jerry’s house to win a freaking board game

    • @Coeurebene1
      @Coeurebene1 3 роки тому +265

      It's not just a freakin board game. It's Risk, the game of world domination.

    • @AE-zq4ut
      @AE-zq4ut 3 роки тому +63

      He’s pure evil

    • @anon8068
      @anon8068 3 роки тому +90

      @@Coeurebene1 being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks 3 роки тому +20

      @@AE-zq4ut
      Newman is Chaotic Evil

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 3 роки тому +3

      Because OF COURSE he does >:)

  • @JK-oy8kq
    @JK-oy8kq 2 роки тому +63

    Playing Risk on the subway is the most Seinfeld shit ever lol

  • @hackerpuck15
    @hackerpuck15 6 років тому +3217

    "You're not a little anything Newman"

  • @MAMP
    @MAMP 6 років тому +836

    That leg kick to clear the table is absolutely hysterical.

  • @BAGAKOOS
    @BAGAKOOS 3 роки тому +454

    The way Newman runs after Kramer on the street is so funny, his form is so majestic.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 роки тому +16

      He's seriously coving some ground with each stride.

    • @mookly1056
      @mookly1056 3 роки тому +40

      in a dvd commentary Wayne knight (Newman) says that he made a point of being a big dude that was still nimble and fast on his feet. all for comedy. man is genius

    • @PayneToTheMax
      @PayneToTheMax 3 роки тому +18

      Oh yeah, as much as everyone focuses on Michael Richards' physical comedy genius, Wayne Knight was probably almost just as legendary for this!

    • @xyrzmxyzptlk1186
      @xyrzmxyzptlk1186 3 роки тому +8

      @@PayneToTheMax- The time he had fleas and was trying not to scratch himself in front of Jerry was pretty good. 🪳

    • @garyesposito4025
      @garyesposito4025 Рік тому +2

      @@mookly1056 This scene is also what Wayne attritubes as the catalyst for his weight loss. He realized how poor his health was from how hard running was

  • @JackBauered770
    @JackBauered770 2 роки тому +85

    It always amazes me how well Wayne Knight moves in that scene. That dude is hauling ass.

    • @MrFreestyle420
      @MrFreestyle420 Рік тому +12

      Newman is fantastic at tennis, and he can climb trees like a ring-tailed lemur. He learned in the pacific northwest

    • @nativevirginian8344
      @nativevirginian8344 Рік тому +1

      I bust out laughing every time I see it. 😅

  • @kackewurst92
    @kackewurst92 6 років тому +1964

    this leg move at 0:12 is pure genius

  • @rawdog42
    @rawdog42 4 роки тому +255

    I'll never forget one night 20 some odd years ago.
    There were 4 of us. Deeply submerged in a game of Risk.
    A buddy dropped by, very drunk, and after watching us for a few minutes, grabbed the board and threw it into the air.
    We have never forgiven him.

  • @Ptera_xd
    @Ptera_xd 3 роки тому +78

    I'm proud of myself for just realizing after all these years he could've just taken Newman with him and left the board.

  • @vladvampirelord8910
    @vladvampirelord8910 4 роки тому +185

    Only those who have felt the agony and ecstasy of RISK can appreciate this.

    • @markvoelker6620
      @markvoelker6620 2 роки тому +10

      Ukraine really is in a strategically crappy place in Risk.

    • @sabahbubbler
      @sabahbubbler 2 роки тому +9

      @@markvoelker6620 How dare you! Ukraine is strong

    • @markvoelker6620
      @markvoelker6620 2 роки тому +11

      @@sabahbubbler Hey well we’re playing a game here pal.

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 2 роки тому +9

      @@markvoelker6620 Ukraine is game to you?! How 'bout I take your little board and SMASH IT!?!?!?

  • @garrettwidner6915
    @garrettwidner6915 5 років тому +406

    0:10 that's the attention to detail that made Seinfeld so great. Something as simple as kicking a newspaper off a table but in that super-quirky way that Kramer does it is just so funny.

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Рік тому +39

    Kramer and Newman’s run down the street with the board, yelling after the tow truck, is one of the all-time greatest Seinfeld moments.

  • @bobibest89
    @bobibest89 4 роки тому +254

    Kramer knocking at the door with his head is just epic. These little things make this show one of a kind.

    • @wickedsunny2011
      @wickedsunny2011 4 роки тому

      I thought it was with his boots

    • @jarrettthomas4865
      @jarrettthomas4865 3 роки тому +4

      The 3rd karna he wouldn’t need to be turned around to kick with his boots. It was his head lol

    • @Realtrollking2988
      @Realtrollking2988 3 роки тому +2

      @@jarrettthomas4865 what's the scuff marks on the door then

    • @toddinthemiddle
      @toddinthemiddle 2 роки тому

      @@Realtrollking2988 never argue with fools 😗👍

  • @sheilar5660
    @sheilar5660 3 роки тому +116

    The writing is incredible

    • @corey-bird3489
      @corey-bird3489 3 роки тому

      I upload my own “different” fiction like There You All Are or Send Me An Angel and it’s still not Seinfeld.

    • @PayneToTheMax
      @PayneToTheMax 3 роки тому +6

      It's absolutely timeless. Not just among the best writing for a sitcom or comedy show but, like, for any program. Truly genius.

  • @vincentaurelius2390
    @vincentaurelius2390 4 роки тому +869

    Sales of this game probably spiked to an all time high after this aired.

    • @davidalvarado8306
      @davidalvarado8306 4 роки тому +5

      Does it actually exist? Lol

    • @Smartcom5
      @Smartcom5 4 роки тому +170

      @@davidalvarado8306 Are you kidding?! It's simple _the_ board game of all!
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk_(game)

    • @imadrifter
      @imadrifter 4 роки тому +68

      Some might even say it's *Simply* the board game of all. But I suppose they'd be taking a risk by doing so.

    • @drfredostein4410
      @drfredostein4410 4 роки тому +25

      Vincent Aurelius I got Risk because of this episode😂

    • @andyayala9119
      @andyayala9119 4 роки тому +30

      no it didn't. people weren't social media selfie moron addicts like today

  • @chingasofarkaso
    @chingasofarkaso 7 років тому +1362

    Newman running makes my life better.

    • @REY-RUM
      @REY-RUM 6 років тому +3

      Mitch Farkas : Right

    • @azimbandarkar3107
      @azimbandarkar3107 6 років тому +3

      Mitch Farkas mine too😂😂😂

    • @matthewprestia7647
      @matthewprestia7647 6 років тому +49

      Surprisingly spry

    • @paulyrock4352
      @paulyrock4352 5 років тому +6

      Makes me laugh every time

    • @luewane22
      @luewane22 5 років тому +38

      Newman was picking em up and putting em down like I never would’ve guessed...definitely can move for a portrayed sloth.

  • @simonfeakes
    @simonfeakes 2 роки тому +99

    I love that the board doesn't just fall off them, it literally explodes in half from the sheet might of the Ukrainian fist

    • @314rft
      @314rft Рік тому +10

      Lesson learned 25 years before we saw it in action: Do NOT mess with Ukrainians, for they are SERIOUS about their country.

    • @LoneLee2022
      @LoneLee2022 Рік тому +2

      @@314rft "Ukraine is not weak" "Ukraine is game to you?"

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Рік тому

      Not even half, but thirds! The one farthest from him detached completely!

    • @johnjones_1501
      @johnjones_1501 8 місяців тому

      That board detached like the turret of a Russian T-72 tank from the rest of its body.

  • @tommyhatcher3399
    @tommyhatcher3399 3 роки тому +54

    Kramer, man. Guy has seriously got to be the best physical comedian of all time. Even better than Chaplin and Mr Bean. He's so animated and you see his mannerisms in every frame the guy is in. Total dedication. He's not twitchy at all in real so so that's pure acting.

    • @henrybierman8431
      @henrybierman8431 Рік тому +1

      I think Gilligan might be better, but Kramer is in a better show

    • @314rft
      @314rft Рік тому +3

      Don't doubt Newman either. His 2 man duo with Kramer only adds to Kramer's perfection.

    • @humphreygruntwhistle3946
      @humphreygruntwhistle3946 9 місяців тому

      Better than Chaplin? Hardly. Buster Keaton was better than all of them.

    • @robnation2475
      @robnation2475 6 місяців тому

      Check out Michael Richards in some old "Fridays" skits (ABC series)😀

  • @Octoberville
    @Octoberville 8 років тому +1567

    Oh, I'm looking right at you, Big Daddy!

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 4 роки тому +8

      Amazing

    • @vinmaison2862
      @vinmaison2862 4 роки тому +1

      Loool

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 3 роки тому

      Joe Rogan has ruined those two words for me

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 роки тому +2

      @@biglicker4473
      **JOE ROGAN WORKS FOR THE CIA!!!!!**

    • @the6ig6adwolf
      @the6ig6adwolf 3 роки тому

      @@biglicker4473 what two words, at you?

  • @kylewells7185
    @kylewells7185 7 років тому +460

    I say it again and again ... They don't make sitcoms this good anymore. Period

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 6 років тому +19

      Kyle Wells Yea, nowadays they make shows about nothing with no jokes.

    • @damiansuarez9671
      @damiansuarez9671 6 років тому +1

      Kyle Wells true that

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 6 років тому +23

      Just Always Sunny.

    • @911WASanINSIDEjob420
      @911WASanINSIDEjob420 5 років тому +20

      always sunny isn't realistic tho, its so far out there that its clearly fictional. this show was believable and relatable

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 5 років тому +20

      911WASanINSIDEjob420 Just because it’s not 100% realistic doesn’t make it a bad sitcom. I’m not saying Always Sunny is better than Seinfeld either, but it is an amazing show.

  • @simplyred23
    @simplyred23 2 роки тому +17

    This scene was a whole new meaning these days..

  • @TaddiestMason
    @TaddiestMason 3 роки тому +6

    A simple problem that would have been solved with a simple photograph of the board before they left. Gotta love dated comedy. Really takes you back to notice the little things like how nobody had cameras, let alone a way to quickly develop the film without using the whole roll. Remember rolls of film? This 90s kid remembers.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 роки тому +1

      @J Hemphill and we know Kramer has a Polaroid because he used it to take a picture of the sniffing accountant in the bathroom stall.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Місяць тому

      Well, it’s not a solution you would’ve thought about while your car was getting towed.

  • @2135nader
    @2135nader 8 років тому +146

    This show never gets old.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 роки тому +6

      The opposite of Larry David, who has never been young.

    • @ericcartman9042
      @ericcartman9042 2 роки тому +1

      Neither does your mom

  • @tabletopcp
    @tabletopcp 6 років тому +2253

    I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!

    • @konradsartorius7913
      @konradsartorius7913 5 років тому +79

      The funny thing is Belgium nearly lost the Congo in the early 20th century as a consequence of Leopold II's atrocities in the Congo "Free" State. The Belgians were able to keep it since they promised to play nice and dial back the atrocities.

    • @konradsartorius7913
      @konradsartorius7913 5 років тому +18

      @Lucas Rackley I don't know. Furthermore, how is that relevant. I'm pointing out the obscure historical joke in the video.

    • @Slurken
      @Slurken 5 років тому

      @Lucas Rackley Heard that was Sweden

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 5 років тому +3

      Yeah man. He totally said that in the video. Quality comment

    • @sparkyjohan
      @sparkyjohan 4 роки тому +1

      @@Slurken Heard it from who?

  • @ronaldwoodard3795
    @ronaldwoodard3795 3 роки тому +68

    The way Newman squeezes his fat ass through that door....
    "You're not a little anything, Newman. Now pack it up and get it out of here."
    THAT'S GOLD, JERRY, GOLD!

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Місяць тому

      I didn’t even think that was a fat joke. I took it to mean Newman is all-or-nothing.
      Either not insulted at all, or vindictively so. Not playing the game, or willing to win by any means necessary.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 2 роки тому +42

    4:29 this aged like fine wine

  • @Tuneman1984
    @Tuneman1984 7 років тому +889

    I remember as a kid laughing so hard at how the Ukrainian man's chop manages to split the board into 3 pieces and the huge explosion of pieces.

    • @chrisschrader6564
      @chrisschrader6564 6 років тому +15

      so hilarious.In slow motion its even better

    • @futurequagmire6199
      @futurequagmire6199 5 років тому +48

      Ukraine not weak 😂😂 🇺🇦

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 5 років тому +7

      I think it was only split in one of the folding areas and the other folding part just folded

    • @SubmitToTheBiomass
      @SubmitToTheBiomass 5 років тому +25

      HOWBOUTITAKEYOURLITTLEBOARDAND *SMAAAAASH*

    • @padrehoy
      @padrehoy 5 років тому +38

      It's amazing the balance Kramer had running down the street with the board and none of the pieces moved out of place then.

  • @kylewells7185
    @kylewells7185 7 років тому +92

    It's a game of world domination being played by 2 guys who can barely run their own lives! - one of the best lines in the entire series. Love it !!!

  • @vaadaenmacchi
    @vaadaenmacchi 4 роки тому +22

    Newman plus Kramer = comic gold

  • @bozkurtbozok4597
    @bozkurtbozok4597 4 роки тому +19

    This show is timeless and will never ever get old.

  • @ironphoenix5145
    @ironphoenix5145 4 роки тому +14

    I showed that scene on the subway to my co worker who is Ukrainian and I never saw him laugh so hard.

  • @MunworthCrowell
    @MunworthCrowell 5 років тому +38

    "fish eye, sees all" is an incredible line

  • @Eric-ck5qr
    @Eric-ck5qr 2 роки тому +108

    2022 and this show is living proof that Larry David runs the world.

    • @steveaustin5399
      @steveaustin5399 2 роки тому +2

      Richest comedian in the world!

    • @wigglyziggly
      @wigglyziggly 2 роки тому +6

      "You sit there and watch while Larry takes over the world. But he'd be a horrible leader! And you know who's gonna suffer? The little people!"

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross Рік тому

      In My Best Larry David Impersonation:
      I would like your comment... buuuuuut, eh? Eh? It sounds a little to close to being antisemitic don't ya think? You don't think that sounds just a little bit antisemitic?
      Still, as a joke, it's prett-y, prett-y, prett-y prett-y, prett-y good.

    • @314rft
      @314rft Рік тому

      @@TheJeremyKentBGross Cue "curb your enthusiasm" music.

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross Рік тому

      @@314rft I think you mean: Cue the curb your enthusiasm music... over AJ looking super uncomfortable as Ye in a Balenciaga Mask insists Jesus wants us to love EVERYONE, including Australian Charlie Chaplin. 😉 Never was there a better time for it.

  • @buttlord2223
    @buttlord2223 Рік тому +6

    "Thanks for havin me over, guys" is great.

  • @andreremmers
    @andreremmers 8 років тому +1671

    Seinfeld is, by a mile, the greatest show ever produced.

    • @defensegeneral9893
      @defensegeneral9893 7 років тому +18

      Along Fraser, News Radio, Drew Carey's show and 3rd Rock from the sun, almost all the 90s sitcoms are off the chain, I don't what happen to the 2000s and 2010s.

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 7 років тому +10

      Andre Remmers the best show ever big daddy

    • @linokleinmeuleman3348
      @linokleinmeuleman3348 7 років тому +6

      Andre Remmers but donot forget al bundy .

    • @hereticNick
      @hereticNick 7 років тому +58

      and "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" is the most underrated show of all time

    • @hugolafhugolaf
      @hugolafhugolaf 6 років тому +1

      Nope

  • @JW-do2wc
    @JW-do2wc 8 років тому +450

    "You're not a little anything Newman." funny

    • @Linearcusp
      @Linearcusp 8 років тому +12

      best part

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 7 років тому +8

      this was on last night on fox 29

    • @N12Gautam
      @N12Gautam 5 років тому +2

      Josh Waldorf lol

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 4 роки тому +2

      Smart comedy. You don’t have that anymore

  • @jacknewark5040
    @jacknewark5040 4 роки тому +32

    “Kramer, why do ya have to... Hello, *Newman.*

  • @clayz1
    @clayz1 4 роки тому +14

    . 3:50 Watching Newman run gets me every time I see it LOL. That guy can really book!

  • @rr3775
    @rr3775 7 років тому +409

    Newman is so damn quick on his feet.

    • @luewane22
      @luewane22 5 років тому +7

      R R My thoughts exactly...was truly surprised!

    • @silverdragon710
      @silverdragon710 5 років тому +29

      he’s a great climber too

    • @sergiochavez722
      @sergiochavez722 4 роки тому +15

      @@silverdragon710 He learned how to climb in the pacific northwest

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 4 роки тому +2

      Did you know he placed in the 1991 olympics

    • @yangerjamir0906
      @yangerjamir0906 4 роки тому +5

      @Master Chef, was that the one held in Antarctica?

  • @TheGameGrinder
    @TheGameGrinder 8 років тому +343

    I once played a thirteen hour long game of Risk over a few days. Classic clip.

  • @wolfpackfan10
    @wolfpackfan10 2 роки тому +20

    This hits hard today.

  • @andrewmarsigliano4093
    @andrewmarsigliano4093 2 роки тому +11

    last 40 seconds is the most accurate representation of 2022 Russia

  • @doct0rnic
    @doct0rnic 4 роки тому +89

    This show was pretty creative for ideas on Kramer having a reason to go in Jerry's apartment each time

  • @AmericasComic
    @AmericasComic 4 роки тому +85

    Seinfeld in the 2000s; Kramer takes a photo of the game with his iPhone, Newman hacks into his account.

  • @dbjkatz
    @dbjkatz 3 роки тому +10

    The Seinfeld universe...where high school never ended. Good times...

  • @alexypolivany7148
    @alexypolivany7148 2 роки тому +89

    As Ukrainian I'm agreed with this Ukrainian- man. )
    And by the way this character has a very good authentic look, which is rare even in the good Hollywood movies.

    • @Deira854
      @Deira854 2 роки тому +7

      Larry David Seinfeild have great knowledge of the region

    • @RobertBalto
      @RobertBalto 2 роки тому +14

      If you're in the Ukraine right now, I hope you're doing ok

    • @TheLowest
      @TheLowest Рік тому

      Ukraine is weak, it's feeble. It's a sitting duck

  • @jaypritchett6846
    @jaypritchett6846 4 роки тому +78

    2:06 “I’m a little insulted.”
    “You’re not ‘a little’ anything Newman!” 😂 lol

    • @jfish032
      @jfish032 4 роки тому +3

      👌🏼😙 pure gold

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Місяць тому

      He really isn’t. With Newman, it’s generally all or nothing.
      Not insulted, or vindictive because of the insult. Not playing, or doing anything he can to win.

  • @numberjuan5837
    @numberjuan5837 6 років тому +28

    That "Hello Newman" might have been the best one in the series, it had me in tears the first time I saw it!

  • @amerthystriley3601
    @amerthystriley3601 3 роки тому +7

    Nothing gets me feeling more nostalgic than Seinfeld and Risk, the game of global domination.

  • @CrayZJo3Davola
    @CrayZJo3Davola 2 роки тому +11

    Seinfeld best show of all time. I don't know how they can get such great recurring characters like Tim Whatley, Puddy, Jackie chiles, Bania, mr. Kruger, mr. Wilhelm. What i want to see more of was babu bhat, joe davola, tony, soup nazi, chinese restaurant guy, etc

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC 2 роки тому

      There’s a good podcast, Seincast. You can review every episode in detail

    • @jeffclement2468
      @jeffclement2468 2 роки тому

      Elaine's boss...name escapes me

    • @ethanblair981
      @ethanblair981 Рік тому +1

      @@jeffclement2468 Mr Pitt?

  • @josipaksamovic229
    @josipaksamovic229 5 років тому +6

    The hidden context in all symbolic meanings of each character in this video is just priceless.

  • @umerk44
    @umerk44 7 років тому +471

    "It's a game of world domination played by two guys who barely run their own lives"

    • @IrkenExile
      @IrkenExile 6 років тому +2

      Umer Khan Sounds like me

    • @steelyspielbergo
      @steelyspielbergo 5 років тому +4

      -Donald Trump

    • @klavier285
      @klavier285 5 років тому +14

      @@steelyspielbergo Billionaire that became president of the US and has had probably one of the most full and interesting lives imaginable. Yeah, doesn't exactly fit..

    • @tijldeclerck7772
      @tijldeclerck7772 5 років тому +5

      @@klavier285 Rich kid who inherited 400 million & real-estate empire from his daddy and calls himself self-made billionaire, sounds about right.

    • @wetalkinb0utpractice
      @wetalkinb0utpractice 4 роки тому

      @@klavier285 L.

  • @synth-wave_steve
    @synth-wave_steve 2 роки тому +15

    I like how Jerry at the first didn't care, but because it was Newman he decided he needed to do everything in his power to stop him from cheating.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Місяць тому

      It’s like he says, Newman isn’t “a little” anything.
      Not insulted, or vindictively so. Playing to win, or not playing at all.

  • @denyingdestruction
    @denyingdestruction 4 роки тому +8

    3:29 The Homer Simpson scream 😂🤣

  • @TheDarkFalcon
    @TheDarkFalcon 2 роки тому +97

    I just realised that they actually accurately had the Ukrainian character only say "Ukraine" instead of how all the other American characters say "The Ukraine" nice touch.

  • @osdownfall1536
    @osdownfall1536 4 роки тому +180

    Nobody gonna mention him knocking on the door backwards with his head instead of just using his foot

  • @icypick1001
    @icypick1001 3 роки тому +25

    3:10 Wayne Knight could easily play the Penguin he’s got the body the voice the looks the demeanor to play him perfectly

    • @CLB422
      @CLB422 Рік тому

      That's a great idea.

    • @Jokie155
      @Jokie155 11 місяців тому

      I wish he wasn't killed off so soon in the Harley Quinn cartoon. Wayne Knight actually did voice him there, and he was wonderful in the role. Also had Jason Alexander as Sy Borgman for the first two seasons.

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 4 роки тому +14

    One of the best subplots they ever came up with.

  • @PhantomSmeagle
    @PhantomSmeagle 7 років тому +170

    Newman is pretty quick for a big guy lol

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 4 роки тому +17

      for you

    • @hi-fistereo8987
      @hi-fistereo8987 4 роки тому +8

      @@hannibalburgers477 was baneposting part of your plan?

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 3 роки тому +2

      @@hi-fistereo8987 ahf coursh !

    • @Moneyg73
      @Moneyg73 3 роки тому +3

      Agility - 85
      Speed - 55

    • @joseph_b319
      @joseph_b319 2 роки тому +2

      You should see him climb trees and play tennis.

  • @ilyano1511
    @ilyano1511 5 років тому +13

    I have like watched every single Seinfeld clip on UA-cam, this might be my favourite one

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 2 роки тому +10

    This subplot and Newman's speeding ticket with Kramer as a witness -- the two greatest Kramer/Newman stories they ever came up with.

  • @zandran1453
    @zandran1453 7 років тому +1270

    "You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck, a road 🍎 Newman. The Ukraine is weak, it's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."

    • @tripsaplenty1227
      @tripsaplenty1227 6 років тому +165

      Vladimir Putin had the same idea.

    • @hugolafhugolaf
      @hugolafhugolaf 6 років тому +14

      That's the point.

    • @woodman2855
      @woodman2855 6 років тому +16

      Zandra N Seinfeld has a streak of making fun of Eastern Europeans.

    • @Ali-ro2vv117
      @Ali-ro2vv117 6 років тому +88

      UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?!

    • @kumarmanish9046
      @kumarmanish9046 6 років тому +13

      Why are you simply repeating the dialog?

  • @drlepper72
    @drlepper72 5 років тому +3

    So many subtle hilarities throughout this series. Like Newman squeezing through the door and Jerry’s trying to keep him out. Or the cartoon skid Newman does in the hallway trying to hightail it outta there. Or Kramer’s leg kick of the newspaper clearing the table. This show is the GOAT. Hands down.

  • @jesusguerra1093
    @jesusguerra1093 3 роки тому +2

    this show and married with children, the greatest sitcom ever produced, after those the rest are not even close.

  • @HereForTheComments
    @HereForTheComments 2 роки тому +4

    Comedy plus time equals tragedy. It goes the other way around too.

  • @skymanross
    @skymanross 6 років тому +327

    "I come from Ukraine, you not say Ukraine is weak!"
    "Yeah well we're playing a game her pal"

  • @jgfunk
    @jgfunk 4 роки тому +6

    My college roommates and I purchased Risk right after this episode. Epic battles were had. Risk trends to bring out some interesting behaviors from people, many of which are embarrassing. Add alcohol to the mix and let me tell you... Actual wars break out.

  • @ZeeHilal
    @ZeeHilal 2 роки тому +11

    What a well written and acted show

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 2 роки тому +8

    Part of me wants to see a world ran by Kramer, it would definitely fall to pieces pretty quickly but it would be one hell of a ride.

  • @Pieregov2.0
    @Pieregov2.0 5 років тому +89

    "Im taking the Congo as a penalty" lol

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 роки тому +5

      Zaïre is feeble?

  • @milokat179
    @milokat179 5 років тому +4

    What a great show... nothing can come closer to this sitcom

  • @hoodatdondar2664
    @hoodatdondar2664 Рік тому +2

    When I saw this, how they ran down the street and played on the subway, I thought there was a new Risk board with magnetic pieces. I thought it was soo cool, and wanted one.
    Now I know it was just Hollywood. But I still want one.

  • @danielconnor8547
    @danielconnor8547 2 роки тому +5

    The last scene has suddenly become very relevant

  • @FirmlyGrasp
    @FirmlyGrasp 7 років тому +92

    Kramer's scream is gold.

    • @nnje3371
      @nnje3371 6 років тому +1

      das it mane makes you wish he wasn't horribly racist

  • @dragonsamurai559
    @dragonsamurai559 2 роки тому +8

    "I'm a... Little insulted." "You're not a little anything"
    Funniest thing in the video next to Newman rolling through Jerry's door as he tries to close iy

  • @williamwilson6499
    @williamwilson6499 Рік тому +4

    All these years and it is still hilarious…and timely.

  • @Oecobius33
    @Oecobius33 11 місяців тому +1

    The exchange between Kramer and Newman is a great example of their smart acting. We think of them as over-the-top, but they're careful to never upstage each other.
    They're so deadpan and subdued when the other is talking, so the audience always has their attention in the right place, & the scene plays way funnier than if they were both constantly cranked up to 10. Great example of how comedy isn't just about hitting the punchline, it's also about knowing when to rein things in.

  • @ThommyofThenn
    @ThommyofThenn 7 років тому +479

    I DONT WANNA BE SWITZERLAND

    • @bbtfan4617
      @bbtfan4617 7 років тому +6

      Tommy Yaya Then be Sweden

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 6 років тому +9

      Better then the Congo.

    • @Ragitsu
      @Ragitsu 6 років тому +4

      Spotting the racists :-).

    • @rafael607
      @rafael607 6 років тому +12

      i love that he says it just like "but i don't wanna be a pirate!"

    • @DIZAZZO
      @DIZAZZO 4 роки тому +2

      I DON'T WANNA BE A PIRATE either...

  • @Idtelos
    @Idtelos 2 роки тому +9

    Damn, Newman can run for a big guy!

  • @ev1lcupcak3
    @ev1lcupcak3 2 роки тому +16

    This aged well.

  • @thundaga4005
    @thundaga4005 4 роки тому +2

    Michael Richard's physical gags always crack me up. That kicking off the newspaper lol

  • @JohnSmith-bv3bn
    @JohnSmith-bv3bn 7 років тому +25

    My friends and I play a risk game every month (well, our own custom version) and every game there is at least one point where one guy is standing up yelling "Ukraine not weak, Ukraine strong!"

  • @markwellman4530
    @markwellman4530 5 років тому +7

    I remember friends getting worked up about board games that Avalon Hill produced. Great games that really took several hours to play.

  • @jodykirk622
    @jodykirk622 4 роки тому +6

    Jerry and Larry were in control of EVERY detail of the show and it is evident in each episode. Genius. And Jerry was smart enough to realize that he needed to play the straight man in his own show. Casting was impeccable. Thats why they are practically billionaires on syndication alone. Jerry turned down over $100 million for one more season lol. Would be a nice position to be in. So you couple of people go ahead and downplay jerry all you want. As always, the last laugh is his.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 роки тому +1

      I also heard testimony that Jerry would sacrifice his own lines and screen time if they though they could get a bigger laugh from one of the other characters.

  • @rranjan3439
    @rranjan3439 Рік тому +2

    "Hello Newman !"
    Jerry uttering these two words with the peculiar "Tone" ....
    😡 - " Hello Jerry !"

  • @80MWH
    @80MWH 7 років тому +17

    3:51
    Newman's 'high-step' sprinting.

  • @danpaglinawan3256
    @danpaglinawan3256 5 років тому +3

    4:08 I love it that Craven built a stronhgold in Greenland the same I did in my last risk match with my sister

  • @currier207
    @currier207 3 роки тому +14

    Michael Richards may have his personal problems, but his effectiveness in physical comedy is one of the best performances out there

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten Рік тому +4

    Kramer has keys to Jerry’s apartment. Hardly neutral.

  • @christopherkotsopoulos701
    @christopherkotsopoulos701 6 років тому +5

    What impressed me since the first time I saw this was how Kramer moves/runs around with the game board and the pieces don't move. I finally came to the realization a little awhile ago that they were probably glued to the board.

  • @siregirl9599
    @siregirl9599 4 роки тому +10

    anyone who cant win a game of risk (a game meant for 4-6 players) against a single person for 6 hours has my respect

  • @jeremyboyd6136
    @jeremyboyd6136 Рік тому +2

    "I'm looking right at you, big daddy" I need to incorporate this into my vocabulary.

  • @VrtualRealityTurtle
    @VrtualRealityTurtle 2 роки тому +2

    I first started this thinking "I love this episode" then seeing the end I was thinking "uh Oh"

  • @ajbuckner1765
    @ajbuckner1765 3 роки тому +11

    i feel like i’m the only one from gen z who grew up on seinfeld. this is, by far, one of my favorite bits from the whole show. it gets me every time!