3 Scary TRUE Christmas Horror Stories

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  • Опубліковано 30 лип 2024
  • He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake... He’s the creepy guy outside your bedroom with a butcher’s knife. Time to start getting festive with some Christmas Horror Stories!
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    Everybody loves to listen to a good creepypasta before bedtime, safe in the knowledge that the tales aren’t real. But what about the ones that are?
    This list is compiled of stories found on the Reddit “Let’s Not Meet” Forum, where people leave posts about horrifying true experiences that happened to them. Some are also from user submitted stories.
    You can find these stories, as well as many more like them, here: / letsnotmeet
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  • @shitsgettincrazyfuhrill
    @shitsgettincrazyfuhrill 3 роки тому +42

    That last story....the part about feeling guilty and singing the little old lady Christmas carols, hanging out, and petting her dog, totally made my day. Even restored a bit of my faith in humanity( which is near nonexistent currently).

  • @maybellique
    @maybellique 8 років тому +424

    Aww!! Lol. That poor old lady. I'm glad they revealed themselves and sang Christmas Carols to her! They turned what could have been a frightful night into something fun and joyous for her. :-)

    • @timmothythecuriouschangeli6345
      @timmothythecuriouschangeli6345 6 років тому +29

      I like to think that both the old lady and the dad caught on what they were doing in some way or another, like, the old lady saw them through a window and acted all scared to guilt teach the naughty kids a lesson, and the father ended up seeing his son quickly, but decided to scare him and his friends.

    • @chrisvela4860
      @chrisvela4860 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly!!

    • @kylesgirlfriend2
      @kylesgirlfriend2 4 роки тому +16

      It makes me tear up honestly thinking about how that lady must have felt though. I have a mega weakness to elderly people and sometimes I just picture my grandmother in these positions when me or my family aren’t at home (it’s a duplex)

    • @ryanlesner4716
      @ryanlesner4716 3 роки тому

      The old lady wanted to see the future with her pretend cat.

  • @RabuHina
    @RabuHina 8 років тому +99

    The bonus one where they sing for the old lady was so nice! It was also a nice little change instead of the typical creepy stuff too! You should maybe add a bonus story once in a while (maybe around certain events like Christmas, Halloween, Easter etc) where you don't get the grim stuff but a nice little incident like the one mentioned in the bonus story :)

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +578

    Bonus fourth story at the end. It’s more lighthearted than spoopy, which I thought fit nicely with the festive theme ^_^ More holiday stories to come later this month!

  • @NowhereGames518
    @NowhereGames518 8 років тому +623

    It's time for some ho-ho-horror.
    I'll let myself out...

    • @tomwright6978
      @tomwright6978 8 років тому +2

      haha

    • @markolpark2220
      @markolpark2220 8 років тому +6

      there's the door

    • @fffan1995
      @fffan1995 8 років тому +26

      I want you to go outside and think about what you've done.

    • @multiestonian
      @multiestonian 8 років тому +2

      Thank you.

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 8 років тому +13

      Go sit yourself in a damn corner and think about what you have done, mister.

  • @2015Drama
    @2015Drama 4 роки тому +6

    Awww. That last story was so sweet. Proud of those boys for deciding to bring that old lady some joy.

  • @Houndovhell
    @Houndovhell 8 років тому +34

    That last story with the grandma was really cute. Makes me wish I had friends growing up and lived in an area that wasn't isolated from civilization xD

  • @emilygeorge4586
    @emilygeorge4586 6 років тому +5

    The last one with the old lady and them singing to her was so cute it made my night 😊

  • @blushfaerie
    @blushfaerie 7 років тому +57

    the imagine of seeing a middle aged guy with a shotgun and undies made me die of laughter lmaoo

  • @animethugh4465
    @animethugh4465 8 років тому +14

    I can literally relate to the kid in the bonus story. I wouldn't be able to scare an already scared elder women out of her wits without apologizing, it would break my heart

    • @connornoiles2447
      @connornoiles2447 3 роки тому +1

      yeah, it's not funny if it's a scared old lady who would probably think the house is haunted..

  • @lainiwakura666
    @lainiwakura666 8 років тому +104

    yeah great the pregnant lady had a gun and shit but why was she doing holiday shopping alone at night ? i dont even walk alone in the dark at night and im far from pregnant condoms for life

    • @xxmightyonexx
      @xxmightyonexx 8 років тому +4

      +lain iwakura Ain't life grand for the ladies? Sorry you have to cope with that!

    • @jeffreyrios2307
      @jeffreyrios2307 8 років тому

      +PleaseNoSenpai ` that comment goes great with your profile picture

    • @brandonhorsford3013
      @brandonhorsford3013 8 років тому

      +PleaseNoSenpai ` I'll marry you

    • @trellia_art
      @trellia_art 8 років тому +11

      +lain iwakura as nikki said, 5pm and it's dark here. Even when I was pregnant I had to go out on my own once in a while. Least she was able to defend herself.

    • @got2many
      @got2many 8 років тому +12

      +lain iwakura this isn't Iraq. pregnant women are allowed to be outside without an escort.

  • @SoniaElsie
    @SoniaElsie 8 років тому +241

    Your voice is my favorite!

    • @Joshua-zo9yq
      @Joshua-zo9yq 8 років тому +1

      same
      brits ftw
      is he british?

    • @Galeryn218
      @Galeryn218 8 років тому

      +Joshywa “Iko Kun” the Great he is

    • @feeted
      @feeted 8 років тому +2

      His voice is just 😌

    • @Joshua-zo9yq
      @Joshua-zo9yq 8 років тому

      I'm scottish. Can I have a haggis?

    • @laurametheny1008
      @laurametheny1008 8 років тому

      +Joshywa “Iko Kun” the Great Did u ever get an answer? Because I think he is British. Be.Busta is aussie and at first I wasnt sure about Lazy-but I THINK he told us in a comment some time back.(?)

  • @SoniaElsie
    @SoniaElsie 8 років тому +189

    That pregnant lady was super smart. I'm proud of her damn

    • @TheSecretsUrdu
      @TheSecretsUrdu 6 років тому +5

      Sonia Elsie yaaasssssss

    • @bubba485
      @bubba485 5 років тому +24

      Reminds me of the story of that state trooper that stopped that old lady a while ago saw a .45 in her glove box, a 9mm Glock in her center console, and a .38 Special in her purse. The cop then asks, "What are you scared of?" The old lady's reply couldn't have been more appropriate, "Not a damn thing."

    • @livyloolooloo6833
      @livyloolooloo6833 5 років тому +7

      That guy had obviously bad intentions. Didnt ask the guys that walked by him. Kept on her after she said no several times. Innocent people would give up and realize they are scareing a pregnant lady. He was messed up in the head. Probably waiting on someone like her to prey on. Scary. Glad she made it to her truck and had a gun!

    • @WolfCourtaud
      @WolfCourtaud 5 років тому +1

      No reason to be proud of something that isn't YOUR achievement.

    • @peachyjikook3012
      @peachyjikook3012 5 років тому +10

      WolfCourtaud are you serious my god

  • @Plague_Doc22
    @Plague_Doc22 8 років тому +17

    I remember a similar thing I did as a kid, it would snow alot. so we'd get a snowball and throw it at peoples doors and then run while some walked out and yelled at us and we thought it was hilarious. until we got to this one place, we hit the door with like three snowballs. And out comes this man, probably in his mid 30's at the time (I was 10) and he started chasing us with a bat. I thought that was gonna be the end of me lol. I used my kid like James Bond skills and jumped over the large pile of snow on the road and pressed my body to the ground so i'd sink in to the snow (very deep snow) and I could hear him run past. I was so afraid of looking up thinking he'd be standing there over me. Haha I cant believe i call all that after 17 years.

    • @dubwavy6386
      @dubwavy6386 8 років тому +2

      Lmao "James Bond skills "

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 8 років тому +3

      Shush Ackles Haha shit was real. Felt like such a ninja afterwards too.

  • @Y0JA
    @Y0JA 8 років тому +113

    Does anyone else find it soothing to listen to these scary stories before going to bed? I fall right asleep when I do. Please tell me I'm not the only one, I feel a bit like a psycho/ creeper lol. I swear I'm just a normal 22 year old girl. .__.

    • @armelitaowens5525
      @armelitaowens5525 8 років тому +1

      me I'm old like 27

    • @Johnny-pz8vm
      @Johnny-pz8vm 8 років тому +1

      i do im 13

    • @leoniet2462
      @leoniet2462 8 років тому +1

      +Y0JA I haven't tried listening to these stories before bed. But I do love to listen to them while I'm at work. For some reason I get more work done when i listen to these stories. And I enjoy them a lot!

    • @PlagueDogg
      @PlagueDogg 8 років тому +1

      I do too lmao I'm 14 ayyy

    • @Johnny-pz8vm
      @Johnny-pz8vm 8 років тому

      +Boom The Cat ayyy

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +110

    If something scary has happened to you during the Holliday's then send it to me at lazymasquerade@gmail.com - I might just read your story in the next couple of weeks!

    • @kendallwonderland1691
      @kendallwonderland1691 8 років тому

      you are awesome!

    • @thornelson1910
      @thornelson1910 8 років тому

      Can't wait for more scary holiday story's

    • @apzerd3211
      @apzerd3211 8 років тому

      Theres still not snow where i am :(

    • @itech301
      @itech301 8 років тому

      +Pavel Deja Vu Ohio?

    • @itech301
      @itech301 8 років тому

      +Pavel Deja Vu there is an El Niño going on

  • @VanillaHetalianOwl
    @VanillaHetalianOwl 8 років тому +5

    Aww the old lady!

  • @whatwazthat16
    @whatwazthat16 8 років тому +4

    that last story with the old lady was absolutely adorable.

  • @Tsukimorisan08
    @Tsukimorisan08 8 років тому +5

    aww, the part with the old lady was so nice!

  • @Unmedicated_Moments
    @Unmedicated_Moments 8 років тому +45

    11:43 Knew it. She's a Texan. Texans always have their guns ;)

  • @jswp5
    @jswp5 7 років тому +182

    "There she lay, dead for weeks" meh
    "He even killed her little dog" NOOOOOOO

  • @TheWross1
    @TheWross1 8 років тому +3

    "I was a member of the slam poetry scene" at that moment i knew this was gonna be some hard shit!

  • @JoshuaKimbrough
    @JoshuaKimbrough 8 років тому +71

    Lazy you are the best scary narrator. you absolutely need to have your voice in a movie

  • @sophieclair1
    @sophieclair1 8 років тому +2

    OMG the last story. I laughed so hard I am in tears. I always enjoy your stories so much. You are my favorite spooky story teller!

  • @animethugh4465
    @animethugh4465 8 років тому +44

    Not the dog!!!!!!!!

    • @BlazerExists
      @BlazerExists 8 років тому +18

      The instant I heard "he even killed her little dog" I wanted to murder the guy.

    • @Nathanisfun200
      @Nathanisfun200 7 років тому +2

      hemicharger94 same I'm so sad now

    • @katherinecommons3399
      @katherinecommons3399 4 роки тому

      I know this comment is kind of old, but I agree with you 100% I can't stand that crap either. It's weird. A bunch of retards. At least I found someone who agrees with me.

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому

      animals always paying for humans and their stupid sins and mistakes since beginning of time

  • @feeted
    @feeted 8 років тому +273

    The best things happen in the dark if you know what I mean😏

  • @madisonrose3068
    @madisonrose3068 8 років тому +2

    I love when Lazy talks at the subscribe screen he just sounds so nice and sweet

  • @mateopena663
    @mateopena663 8 років тому +84

    Who else watched this while taking a shit?

  • @candiedpandie
    @candiedpandie 8 років тому +3

    The first tale reminds me of another story I once read in class called "A Rose for Emily"..blood curdling indeed, but if you found the first story frightening, this story may be something you'd consider reading up on. (:
    great channel Lazy, always looking forward to more!

  • @Evil_Wizard
    @Evil_Wizard 8 років тому +16

    The last ones ending was hilarious

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +17

      I just love the thought that they all went out thinking "yeah, this will be awesome!" and then failed twice in a row xD

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому

      @@LazyMasquerade they get some points for originality though haha

    • @connornoiles2447
      @connornoiles2447 3 роки тому

      @@LazyMasquerade; I like that only reason they failed the first time, was a ''everyone has standards'' moment..

  • @tanyatwiligwolf
    @tanyatwiligwolf 7 років тому +2

    The part of the bonus story with the old lady was so adorable it made me tear up a little

  • @polterboo3515
    @polterboo3515 5 років тому +1

    I love that last bonus story with the little old lady, it just sounds so wholesome and I'm glad they didn't just leave that poor woman terrified

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 8 років тому +16

    I feel so guilty for immaturely snickering whenever the name "Ding Dong Ditching" is mentioned...

    • @toniremer1594
      @toniremer1594 3 роки тому

      Glasses&Mouthplates I do the very same thing. Back in the 80s, we'd play Ding Dong Ditch to the houses that gave crappy Halloween candy. LOL

  •  8 років тому +48

    The best things happens - WHEN YOU FART.

    • @michaelbridges1963
      @michaelbridges1963 8 років тому +1

      LOL!!!

    • @souichi725
      @souichi725 8 років тому +2

      Wtf? hahaha xD

    • @SubjectSigma24
      @SubjectSigma24 8 років тому +4

      +Hjälte Björkdahl Unless you shit yourself.

    •  8 років тому +1

      subject sigma
      Faaart, faaart, shaaart.

    • @glitterdragon9197
      @glitterdragon9197 6 років тому +1

      Thanks a lot! Now it won’t be the same when I hear him say it smh lmfao

  • @aidenjc114
    @aidenjc114 8 років тому +39

    1.54am. In ma bed. Lights off. Headphones. iphone full fucknn screen. It's on.
    Wish me luck guys, fuuuck.
    Merry Hauntmas, from down unda m8s

    • @DesyncTV
      @DesyncTV 8 років тому

      wish you luck with that ipay suggest swiching on an samsung or smth....

    • @DYLANJJK94
      @DYLANJJK94 8 років тому

      How was it mate ?

    • @bridgettelungociu
      @bridgettelungociu 6 років тому

      What is it😳👍🌲🎄🎅😒

    • @demonlink5389
      @demonlink5389 6 років тому

      Dude, two years later, I’m doing the same thing. I’ve watched a bit of chills, and now I’m just doing Lazy

    • @demonlink5389
      @demonlink5389 6 років тому

      Slightly Freaked out

  • @nataliedematteo9267
    @nataliedematteo9267 7 років тому +1

    lmfao! That last one is the best story ever!! I'm literally cracking up laughing right now. That's hysterical!!

  • @penylayne
    @penylayne 8 років тому +3

    Love it that you did the Christmas scary stories! loved them. Super narration also, and that last story was great, what a lesson learned for those boys! :)

  • @NiikiMusic
    @NiikiMusic 8 років тому +18

    *likes before watching*

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +5

      You have my gratitude, and my respect!

    • @bluemagician9724
      @bluemagician9724 6 років тому +1

      Like the opposite of IHE's comment section

  • @zenz0ha472
    @zenz0ha472 7 років тому +1

    These are always a lot of fun to listen to while I'm at work. Where I work, the building is over a hundred years old, and while it's a furniture store, it used to be a morgue, so it amplifies the creepy :3

  • @BoFhaed112
    @BoFhaed112 8 років тому +2

    for a moment i thought the old woman in the bonus story will do something to these kids after inviting them , for example putting drugs in the hot chocolate to make them dizzy and torture them while being tied up on chairs cutting them limp by limp to feed her hungry dog (or maybe making accessories for the next Halloween) either way great stories , love your voice , u got a sub :D

  • @sakurakitsunestar
    @sakurakitsunestar 8 років тому +5

    Lol that last story they probably made that lady's day as for the father my dad also chased the neighborhood kids for dingdong ditching although he had pants on and without a gun they had done it to is like three times that night but at the same time this was a gaggle of little kids like ten and under they probably peed themselves give how terrified they seemed as they ran down the street with my dad hot on their heels (he can be pretty intimidating even when he isn't pissed off)

  • @stevenm5767
    @stevenm5767 8 років тому +7

    Ok spot the irony a slam "poetry writer" has the nerve someone else makes bad poems I'm sorry I paused it after I heard that and laughted for about five minutes

  • @kait_herring
    @kait_herring 4 роки тому +1

    "he even killed her little dog as well.." i actually said NO out loud. that bonus story was so cute though :')

  • @boRalto
    @boRalto 8 років тому +1

    You wanna know why you're my favorite reader, Lazy? You've found the perfect balance between the music you play and the tone and rhythm in which you tell the stories. If I close my eyes, I can vividly and detailedly imagine every story you tell, but what's particularly creepy and somehow warm about imagining them, is that they almost feel like a dream playing inside my head. Honestly, great job and keep up the good work!

  • @IizKrewD
    @IizKrewD 8 років тому +5

    Is ding dong ditching where you knock on someone's door and run? Because I live in the north east of england and we call it knocks knocky 9 doors😂

    • @adrianlemus8014
      @adrianlemus8014 3 роки тому

      Yes. That's what we call it in Merica'.

    • @ryanlesner4716
      @ryanlesner4716 3 роки тому

      what is scary is a mexican man paying me to find out why he has memory problems and I test his water in his bathroom and kitchen to find no contaminants. I go home come back to the mexican man house in the morning and I ask the mexican man about the food that he eats and I find no contaminants in his foods but I sneak very quietly out of the kitchen and I see that the mexican man is eating paint chip off of the wall. I say to the mexican man is that lead paint chips you are eating and he says yeah and I say eating lead paint chip will cause memory problems and then the mexican man says i did not know that but then the mexican man reaches up and grabs another lead paint chip a eats it. I say to the mexican man so why are you continuing to eat lead base paint chips if you know that the lead base paint chips are giving you brain damage. The mexican man says when are you going to find out what is giving me memory problems and I say the lead paint chips you been eating is giving you memory problems then the mexican man looks at the wall with the lead paint chips then turn back to me and says maybe I should stop eating lead paint chips. I feel happy that I helped him but then the mexican man reaches up and grabs another lead paint chip and eats it very fast. I got paid 180 dollar for two days of work but the mexican man called me again on my phone asking me if I could find out what is causing his memory problems.

  • @bluenosegatormouth4465
    @bluenosegatormouth4465 8 років тому +34

    I smoke dog hair and candle wax :)

  • @baileybaker6898
    @baileybaker6898 8 років тому +1

    You never fail to scare the crap out of me right before I have to sleep

  • @cecikins
    @cecikins 8 років тому +1

    That bonus story had us in stitches. Thanks for including it!!

  • @skyrocketchannel
    @skyrocketchannel 8 років тому +186

    I have a Christmas story
    Fruitcake.

    • @marijkelandon
      @marijkelandon 8 років тому

      Terrifying

    • @Just_a_Goth
      @Just_a_Goth 8 років тому

      I've never had fruitcake... Do you hate it because it's sweet or something? I usually like foods that others wouldn't, especially when it comes to sweets.

    • @Just_a_Goth
      @Just_a_Goth 8 років тому

      William Landon Is it too sweet, or not sweet enough?

    • @laurametheny1008
      @laurametheny1008 8 років тому

      +Devil Child its the FRUIT babe.😈🍍🍒🍊🍋🍈

    • @Just_a_Goth
      @Just_a_Goth 8 років тому

      Laura Metheny I happen to really maraschino cherries. And it seems they use pineapple in it, which I also like. :/

  • @ralphparker4757
    @ralphparker4757 8 років тому +8

    Shout out to Charlotte though hahaha

  • @dylanhernandez696
    @dylanhernandez696 7 років тому +5

    11:43 , Hell Yeah! Texas for you 😎

  • @16handsoffunfunfun
    @16handsoffunfunfun 8 років тому +47

    Can you please narrate my life?

    • @nariathedorklord6262
      @nariathedorklord6262 8 років тому +2

      he or she was scared to see what was the matter, but he or she got up to check anyway.

    • @milkypiggy8441
      @milkypiggy8441 8 років тому

      +Aslynn Johnson He saw his homeless uncle Jerry eating... Eating.. But then, someone comes in and it's. Its.. JJJOOOOHHHNNN CCCCEEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!!! Watch out watch out watch out!!

    • @nariathedorklord6262
      @nariathedorklord6262 8 років тому

      he or she was so startled they screamed

    • @JSlate
      @JSlate 8 років тому

      So they buried Cena with the golden shovel

    • @sarcasmwizard3387
      @sarcasmwizard3387 8 років тому

      +James Slater Then John Cena was a zombie and ate M JP and then shat him/her back out..

  • @DualGrey93
    @DualGrey93 8 років тому +7

    Cool stories Lazy, cant wait to hear more like this one soon!

    • @apzerd3211
      @apzerd3211 8 років тому +1

      You won't...its a joke...

    • @anamariam2257
      @anamariam2257 8 років тому +1

      +tekbarrier HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @elizabethgaspodnetich9676
    @elizabethgaspodnetich9676 8 років тому +3

    This video is by far one of my favorites!! I am always happy to hear about guns in the hands of people who want to use them correctly, and wish more people would do the same. That "dingdong ditch" was by far the best story I have ever heard!! I will tell this one to my friends and point them to your channel so they can hear it too. It really gives me a warm feeling to know that not all teenagers are total dicks! Thanks for the story telling, I love your videos!

  • @menheramorii
    @menheramorii 4 роки тому

    the last one makes me wanna cry it’s so sweet with the old lady n’ the cookies honestly :’0

  • @JamesSkywalker
    @JamesSkywalker 8 років тому +1

    Everytime you post a video, I get so excited to listen to the scary stories you tell us :3

  • @gunsage
    @gunsage 8 років тому +3

    Heard the third one already, but it's still fun to hear it from you. Your narrations are awesome.

    • @ryanlesner4716
      @ryanlesner4716 3 роки тому

      combine Braun strowman with Miroslav Barnyashev and that would be you.

  • @Jamarcus-uf6ym
    @Jamarcus-uf6ym 8 років тому +6

    the second story is just a pure example of muricans being muricans

  • @ajreyes9485
    @ajreyes9485 8 років тому +1

    I really enjoyed the bonus story. Its actually nice to listen to a funny story for once.

  • @restincheeseballs6442
    @restincheeseballs6442 8 років тому +2

    you- "Dashing Bac--" DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLAY!!! I have no life

  • @robertfaro9756
    @robertfaro9756 8 років тому +8

    do something with Mr nightmare

  • @JaymeCurley
    @JaymeCurley 7 років тому +4

    "back in my loose days"

  • @hectorrivera1676
    @hectorrivera1676 8 років тому +1

    Hey, lazy! Good to see that you're still making fresh videos. I absolutely love the content. I always look forward to your latest tale and the awesome artwork that comes with it. The artists is quite amazing! You guys make one hell of a team.

  • @skeaphfox6272
    @skeaphfox6272 8 місяців тому +1

    That second story hits hard because we had similar incident in my home town. It was high school sweethearts that turned into murder. Ashley Hall, she was a good person!

  • @Kokopilau77
    @Kokopilau77 6 років тому +2

    Finally! Someone with a CWP.

  • @SuperLilred13
    @SuperLilred13 7 років тому +3

    I have 3 essays to do but lookie where I'm at instead

  • @Riko1980
    @Riko1980 8 років тому

    I freaking love your videos ! Why else would I watch them while I'm home alone and during the wee hours of the morning :).

  • @ASHl33164
    @ASHl33164 4 роки тому

    AWH the one with the old lady and the Christmas carols was so sweet :D that’s exactly what I would’ve done.

  • @53subscribersnovideos35
    @53subscribersnovideos35 8 років тому +4

    And he killed her little dog, too.

    • @Biogrrrl
      @Biogrrrl 8 років тому

      +Six Gun Shauna And the little dog, too...

    • @dhuh1627
      @dhuh1627 8 років тому

      that fucker👿😡

  • @FidelCashflow_YT
    @FidelCashflow_YT 8 років тому +8

    I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too...
    Sorry, sorry...

    • @adrianlemus8014
      @adrianlemus8014 3 роки тому

      Idk whether to give you a thumbs up or down...

  • @bobzeeshrimp
    @bobzeeshrimp 8 років тому +2

    I've always thought that the scariest thing is that the truly scary stories never get told. Because the victims don't survive to tell the tale.

  • @madelinebrown7895
    @madelinebrown7895 8 років тому +36

    I was doing homework, but....

    • @aslangyu
      @aslangyu 8 років тому +1

      same,😂xd

    • @markolpark2220
      @markolpark2220 8 років тому +4

      I was gonna get a life but. .

    • @haleyrobertson5534
      @haleyrobertson5534 8 років тому +4

      I was gonna fall asleep, but....

    • @JaydaHeartTV
      @JaydaHeartTV 8 років тому +1

      I actually always listen to these during homework. They make me more focused xP

    • @tcgotb5952
      @tcgotb5952 8 років тому

      same but I also listen to them casually too

  • @Synnystershy
    @Synnystershy 8 років тому +31

    I have a scary Christmas story... I ran out of alcohol. O.o

  • @MrLalliJohns
    @MrLalliJohns 7 років тому +1

    Lazy, your channel gets me through my workday. love your stories!

  • @TJ37961
    @TJ37961 8 років тому +1

    These are my favourite horror videos on UA-cam 😊 keep it up lazy!

  • @scarystuffscarystuffscarys3780
    @scarystuffscarystuffscarys3780 8 років тому +26

    I like Christmas.

    • @itsdeadpoolbitch3566
      @itsdeadpoolbitch3566 8 років тому +1

      i like your stories

    • @Just_a_Goth
      @Just_a_Goth 8 років тому +1

      Well, Krampus is a part of it, so I guess that's a plus. :/

    • @scarystuffscarystuffscarys3780
      @scarystuffscarystuffscarys3780 8 років тому

      +ItsDeadPoolBitch my friend! ;)

    • @scarystuffscarystuffscarys3780
      @scarystuffscarystuffscarys3780 8 років тому

      +Devil Child krampus is a badass. I still need to see that movie. Although troubled dreams said that it wasn't so great.

    • @Just_a_Goth
      @Just_a_Goth 8 років тому

      ScarystuffScarystuffScarystuff Ding I heard it was pretty good. Opinions are a little tricky...

  • @bartsimpson9287
    @bartsimpson9287 8 років тому +35

    You used to Caillou on my cellphone.

  • @kopala-san6629
    @kopala-san6629 8 років тому +1

    Absolutely love these! your voice is epic and the way you tell the stories is amazing.
    Keep up the good work!

  • @sulsulii810
    @sulsulii810 6 років тому +1

    The fourth story had me saying "What a sweet boy" in my old lady voice

  • @cian9816
    @cian9816 8 років тому +4

    just the thumbnail tells me I'm gonna need some new pants soon..

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +8

      Just buy a pair of brown pants, you'll save a fortune!

    • @cian9816
      @cian9816 8 років тому +1

      haha good one Lazy xD

  • @baseballfinatic8
    @baseballfinatic8 8 років тому +6

    OH LAZY C'MON NOW DONT RUIN THE HOILIDAYS FOR PEOPLE...

  • @SmartestRick13
    @SmartestRick13 8 років тому +2

    was just about to turn the phone off then see this got uploaded haha yesss!

  • @bounceandboom
    @bounceandboom 8 років тому

    I check your channel for new videos a couple times a day !!!
    I listen and re listen all the time.
    I absolutely love your channel and videos!!!!
    hope you have a lovely Christmas and new year !!!
    all the best ! :)

  • @quantumtech4190
    @quantumtech4190 8 років тому +10

    Wait, so instead of just putting the key in the ignition and driving off, she took the time to get out the gun, roll the window down (why didn't he grab her then) point the gun at him, threaten him, and then drive off after ages. Bloody 'Murica.

    • @mirandabarrett8987
      @mirandabarrett8987 8 років тому

      +Quantumtech To be fair she was probably terrified

    • @Vaeldrath
      @Vaeldrath 8 років тому

      +Quantumtech My exact thoughts!

    • @nemo2658
      @nemo2658 8 років тому

      She couldn't get the key in the ignition ( it was kinda a quiet sentence) and the guy was still yelling and banging.

    • @Vaeldrath
      @Vaeldrath 8 років тому +1

      OneCraftySimmer Like, I heard that part... but there is no way she couldn't have gotten it in after 5+ seconds, and it was easier for her to get to her gun, unroll the window (which is just risky as fuck) and threaten the dude.

    • @quantumtech4190
      @quantumtech4190 8 років тому

      OneCraftySimmer Exactly, I heard him say it, but why couldn't she have just calmed down a bit, taken five seconds to actually put the key in and drive off?

  • @andrewstarks5164
    @andrewstarks5164 7 років тому +2

    southern hospitality sometimes it gets u in to trouble but gun control heck no

  • @twitch136661
    @twitch136661 8 років тому +1

    Scare an old lady, get stuck singing Christmas carols badly, get chased by your own armed, naked and paranoid dad. Wow what a fucking night that is. At least they got hot chocolate.

  • @imaginepithynamehere4257
    @imaginepithynamehere4257 8 років тому

    loved the spoopiness! The bonus story was a cool move, I loved the switch in perspective. I wonder how many LNM stories are based on joke/ accidental creepiness. It's nice the op noticed the lady's loneliness and fear, and turned the experience into something pleasant for everyone. awwww! Thanks laze, you rock the casbah!

  • @briauni19
    @briauni19 8 років тому +3

    who needs homework eneyway

  • @emilyballendine5758
    @emilyballendine5758 4 роки тому +1

    When the door opened and he said that an old lady hobbled out and started calling in a terrified voice I felt so bad!😩 but then was like that's what you get ya duffs when he said that his friends dad starting patrolling the neighbourhood with a shot gun

  • @zeerox8637
    @zeerox8637 8 років тому

    Awesome as usual. Keep up the good work Lazy! Can't wait for the next one.

  • @Ralndrath
    @Ralndrath 8 років тому

    You know what is the most scary thing about all these stories? Someone has favourite Christmas songs.

  • @kelpie6092
    @kelpie6092 4 роки тому +1

    That last one was very wholesome

  • @ElFreakinCid
    @ElFreakinCid 8 місяців тому

    Revisiting this as I get an early start on watching my gigantic Christmas playlist, I miss when you did these and hope you do some again for old times' sake someday! ♥

  • @evrettej
    @evrettej 8 років тому +1

    What a great narriration! These stories were super freaky! Thank You Lazy Masquerade!

  • @chikeepoomgn8518
    @chikeepoomgn8518 8 років тому

    love your videos! thanks so much for making them.

  • @Vivianiubu
    @Vivianiubu 8 років тому

    Poor old lady in the last story. So nice of the person telling the story to step up and play it off.

  • @ryder568
    @ryder568 3 роки тому

    That last story though.. i had a nice laugh after about 3 days binge listening to all Lazy's videos. I needed that laugh. Haha.

  • @TellEmRye
    @TellEmRye 8 років тому

    I came onto UA-cam this evening hoping for a Christmas themed horror stories from you... & I was not disappointed. :D merry Christmas Lazy

  • @AGoogleUser5115
    @AGoogleUser5115 8 років тому +2

    yay I wanna see a Happy New Year horror story soon lol

  • @suspectr.i.pstoner1297
    @suspectr.i.pstoner1297 8 років тому

    love it lazy your videos are awesome as always thumbs up for sure!!