4 Creepy TRUE Gas Station Encounters from Hell

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  • Опубліковано 30 чер 2024
  • You'd be surprised how many people have been caught off guard when they're running on empty. Here are 4 accounts from those who shared their terrifying gas station experiences with the world.
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    Everybody loves to listen to a good creepypasta before bedtime, safe in the knowledge that the tales aren’t real. But what about the ones that are?
    This list is compiled of stories found on the Reddit “Let’s Not Meet” Forum, where people leave posts about horrifying true experiences that happened to them.
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  • @KumaraDosha
    @KumaraDosha 5 років тому +835

    "So I was determined to get an early night." (later) "It had just passed 4am, and I had to be up at 10am." This is the most relatable story.

    • @jasonk2518
      @jasonk2518 3 роки тому +11

      I was coming to comment on the same story lol. I was going to question are they sure they're not a pot head. Who else calls a joint a spliff? And who else talking about 10AM as a time they "have to wake up by"... who else but a pot head lol

    • @thissmithymanga7119
      @thissmithymanga7119 3 роки тому +14

      @@jasonk2518 this was an English story most people here call joints spliffs

    • @LoneSearcher295
      @LoneSearcher295 3 роки тому +2

      Me too lol

    • @adriannieves5813
      @adriannieves5813 3 роки тому +1

      That was me last night lol

    • @radical_accpt
      @radical_accpt 3 роки тому

      @@adriannieves5813M CC m z my m m.

  • @Kohdok
    @Kohdok 8 років тому +1582

    "Tiny, scared, and surrounded by thugs, I did the one thing I could: I pulled out a goddamn snake."

    • @ysammo214
      @ysammo214 5 років тому +20

      lol

    • @lawgx9819
      @lawgx9819 5 років тому +71

      Legit badass and funny

    • @bubba2000bc
      @bubba2000bc 5 років тому +38

      Loved that part lmao xD

    • @dragonsember
      @dragonsember 5 років тому +71

      youd be shocked at just how scared some people are of snakes.

    • @christencouto6859
      @christencouto6859 5 років тому +30

      That is between brilliant and funny

  • @joonahautala8196
    @joonahautala8196 5 років тому +441

    "whilst you wasted you're life on dat morphine, I studied the snake...!"

    • @starja4477
      @starja4477 4 роки тому +4

      How does this not have more upvotes?

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 3 роки тому +4

      Alex
      It's literally the 3rd story summarised.
      Did you even see the video?

    • @vincent67239
      @vincent67239 Рік тому

      Herping, as one does.

  • @ihopeyouandicanbefriends
    @ihopeyouandicanbefriends 7 років тому +551

    "im never vacuuming at 4 am anymore"
    oddly specific thing to not do

    • @what7884
      @what7884 4 роки тому +21

      But probably a good idea

    • @markhynes1940
      @markhynes1940 4 роки тому +21

      Sounds like a modern creepypasta title.

    • @SquirrelN
      @SquirrelN 2 роки тому +3

      It's like one of those perks that's useful for like 1 boss and that one room no one ever really needs to go through.

  • @skywaylands
    @skywaylands 8 років тому +737

    "My balls tingle sadly" I might just use this in regular speech now

    • @pixel-biscuit8596
      @pixel-biscuit8596 8 років тому +1

      skywaylands XD

    • @hushpoppyboii8401
      @hushpoppyboii8401 6 років тому +2

      skywaylands we've all been there

    • @dentistguba
      @dentistguba 5 років тому +18

      Good sentence to learn the effect of commas, "I instantly felt my balls tingle, sadly"

    • @ysammo214
      @ysammo214 5 років тому

      lol

    • @tastymeatpockets2814
      @tastymeatpockets2814 5 років тому

      Your radiation level is reaching dangerous number Vault Dweller.

  • @overdosesad7591
    @overdosesad7591 7 років тому +71

    "Get the FUCK back. You Don't know WHO I am. Get the FUCK back right now." when someone tries to take the last piece of pizza.

    • @1believa206
      @1believa206 7 років тому +3

      I'm sorry - cuz of the cussing - but that's funny.

    • @jadaisnothere139
      @jadaisnothere139 7 років тому +1

      Oliver Sykes Of My Chemical Romance So accurate lmao.

    • @dcomp420
      @dcomp420 7 років тому

      haha you got saved by a snake
      fuck yea
      like he knew man
      animals are smarter than you think

  • @Biogrrrl
    @Biogrrrl 8 років тому +696

    LOLOL
    "Well, little boy. We're gonna see what your little punkass does now!"
    Answer: Snakes. Lots of them. Just start pulling them out of bags like a wizard.

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 8 років тому +96

      Somewhere there's a reddit post" we were just trying to pull an innocent little robbery and this creepy fucker pulled out a bag of goddam snakes..."

    • @gordonfreeman8780
      @gordonfreeman8780 7 років тому +34

      Biogrrrl "Don't want my morphine, let's see what your little punk ass does now!"
      Speech 100 "snakz lul"

    • @etcetera1995
      @etcetera1995 5 років тому +10

      @@gordonfreeman8780 Nat 20 on intimidation

    • @glitterdragon9197
      @glitterdragon9197 5 років тому +13

      *pulls out snakes from his pocket like magician hankies*

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому +1

      i honestly would have handed him a suitcase and say this is a lot of money i'll take al the morphine u have and they open it to see a black mamba inside... and then stand over them telling them whats gonna happen in the final agonizing minutes of their life.. and then have a sword fight with beatrix kiddo

  • @alantao3810
    @alantao3810 8 років тому +300

    I still can't get over the the name of "Herping"

    • @dentistguba
      @dentistguba 5 років тому +21

      When people won't stop derping in your herping spot.

    • @MrJayt76
      @MrJayt76 5 років тому +15

      He should have said "watch out guys IM HERPING"

    • @deidjera
      @deidjera 5 років тому +8

      Herping in the derpbox

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому +1

      made me think that would be a good name of the gas station woman with her herpies sore...lol she was herping (trying to spread her herpes to some poor soul)

    • @tisme2888
      @tisme2888 3 роки тому +2

      Me neither!! So childish but I couldn't help myself hahaha

  • @124Nightwing
    @124Nightwing 8 років тому +854

    "Come on, little boy. I got dat morphine."
    Wat.

    • @memes1011
      @memes1011 8 років тому +51

      124Nightwing That, my friend, is an example of a crackhead lol

    • @cheehee808_
      @cheehee808_ 8 років тому +43

      124Nightwing i lol everytime i hear the delivery of that line. I just picture a huge black dude saying it. His tone of voice makes it even more hilarious haha

    • @memes1011
      @memes1011 8 років тому +30

      Joshua Kitano Nah, picture a skinny flimsy white kid saying it

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 8 років тому +7

      +Joshua Kitano I always pictured some one looking like Eminem in his old videos....
      Maybe because I understood "I got damn Morphine" all the time....

    • @ZackJ100
      @ZackJ100 8 років тому +8

      +124Nightwing Gonna get a tattoo that says that.

  • @frankiemarino779
    @frankiemarino779 8 років тому +784

    Drinking game: take a shot every time a UA-cam creepy pasta narrator says "a little backstory", "flash forward" mentions an "unnaturally wide" smile/grin or how something froze them with fear and how it "freaks them out" to this day

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +232

      frankie marino Don't forget "it haunts me to this day..." or some variant of that :D

    • @TheMichaelsuazo13
      @TheMichaelsuazo13 8 років тому +84

      and the most common finishing sentence:
      "Let's never ever meet."

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 8 років тому +46

      SableSyndrome Well that's the name of the subreddit where they get some of their stories from, so at least that one has an excuse. Half a shot for that one.

    • @TheMichaelsuazo13
      @TheMichaelsuazo13 8 років тому +2

      Marowaks Fedora Ooh I didn't know. I am not really familiar with reddit. Tell me of it.

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 8 років тому +11

      SableSyndrome www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/
      It's a place where people recount their tales of weird or creepy people they've met, it's a good read.

  • @chonkyboy6418
    @chonkyboy6418 7 років тому +224

    Four big dudes getting scared by a 4 foot snake, I love karma and irony

    • @dentistguba
      @dentistguba 5 років тому +10

      I think they made use of some of their morphine that night.

    • @JaneDoe-sunshineinflorida
      @JaneDoe-sunshineinflorida 5 років тому +4

      Lol I’m five foot even 100 pounds and my husband is 5 11 and 250 pounds I have to eradicate every snake that comes into the yard , shed or crosses his path he can’t even look at pictures of snakes lol
      All I do is stomp my foot at them so they leave it’s freakin hilarious 😂

    • @ogloc4478
      @ogloc4478 4 роки тому

      Jane Doe liar

  • @methylbenzodiazepine
    @methylbenzodiazepine 8 років тому +411

    I guess those 4 thugs made a mis-snake.

  • @urmaker
    @urmaker 9 років тому +202

    Thank you for featuring me on your channel Lazy Masquerade! It has been a pleasure and honor to work with you!

    • @Emess_902
      @Emess_902 9 років тому +4

      I love your videos!!!! 😱

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +20

      Anytime bud ~ always nice to work with one of the best! :)

    • @blackopsbeast-yg8xu
      @blackopsbeast-yg8xu 9 років тому +3

      +Lazy Masquerade OMG your awesome

    • @RevelationPlayz
      @RevelationPlayz 9 років тому +1

      urmaker Love your videos!

    • @urmaker
      @urmaker 8 років тому +3

      Thank you!

  • @F22Raptor723
    @F22Raptor723 9 років тому +218

    YOOO THAT STORY WITH THE SNAKE WAS BADASS

    • @minecraftguy777
      @minecraftguy777 8 років тому +10

      Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKKKEEEE!

    • @matrixdeprogrammed1271
      @matrixdeprogrammed1271 8 років тому

      +minecraftguy777
      Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun!!
      Dun Dun Dun!!

    • @BabyBalrog_RJTC
      @BabyBalrog_RJTC 8 років тому

      Hey man! How ya been? :p

    • @F22Raptor723
      @F22Raptor723 8 років тому

      LokiTattoo heyyy it's been a while. These videos have become regular for me lol

    • @BabyBalrog_RJTC
      @BabyBalrog_RJTC 8 років тому

      +Philadelphia Flyers Fan Same here lol LM is definitely my favourite, though

  • @bonescade4005
    @bonescade4005 7 років тому +292

    When the guy pulled out the snake i started laughing so hard

    • @ginamilligan9385
      @ginamilligan9385 4 роки тому +13

      Me too! The mental picture was PRICELESS! I imagined it like 4 badass thug-types lookin' all scsry & surrounding Frodo, then turning into the 3 stooges ('cept 4) when Frodo whips out a big, long, pissed-off, HARMLESS snake! Smarter thugs would've known what it was & gotten over his initial surprise, but these baffoons? Nah.

    • @sanjanakumar2301
      @sanjanakumar2301 3 роки тому +3

      OK I LOVE YOUR PFP

  • @vivelafrance6357
    @vivelafrance6357 4 роки тому +119

    "People of Walmart style..."
    Truly terrifying.

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому +4

      everyone in america "ohhh ok... gotcha"

  • @Haygirl345
    @Haygirl345 9 років тому +468

    'I felt my balls tingle sadly' haha 😂😂

    • @Haygirl345
      @Haygirl345 9 років тому +12

      Shade Thrower I swear I thought he said that in one of the stories lol

    • @gerrybro6243
      @gerrybro6243 9 років тому +1

      Hayley Marie Smith You heard right! lol

    • @vladtepes9932
      @vladtepes9932 8 років тому +21

      Hayley Marie Smith Testicles have feelings too.

    • @mentholqueen6672
      @mentholqueen6672 8 років тому +4

      Haha! I was hoping someone was gonna mention that!! 😂😂

    • @jbrown3503
      @jbrown3503 8 років тому +16

      I was about to clock this bitch😂😂😂

  • @NewWaveMasquerade
    @NewWaveMasquerade 8 років тому +461

    Lol the 3rd story - "Herping" was great, I love how it ended. :P

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +61

      NewWaveMasquerade Snakes suddenly jumped near the top of my "favourite animals" list.

    • @NewWaveMasquerade
      @NewWaveMasquerade 8 років тому +25

      Lazy Masquerade Snakes have always been one of my fav animals, which is funny since my dad is absolutely scared to death of snakes. I told him the Herping story and he replied by saying: "Shit, that whole thing is messed up. I'd feel sorry for those guys that ran away when the snake popped out since I can relate, but they were crazy, drug dealing assholes, so fuck them They deserved it." lol.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +15

      NewWaveMasquerade My sister has a phobia of snakes too xD if one comes on the tv we have to change the channel or she starts having a panic attack.

    • @NewWaveMasquerade
      @NewWaveMasquerade 8 років тому +5

      Lazy Masquerade Lol Wow not even my dad's snake phobia is that bad. It seems like snakes are one of the top fears people have. Perhaps you could do a video with stories involving people confronting certain animals they fear like snakes, spiders etc or phobias.

    • @nathanmoore7592
      @nathanmoore7592 8 років тому +3

      +Lazy Masquerade Reminds me of a certain Harrison Ford character...

  • @freddblackmood
    @freddblackmood 8 років тому +70

    LOL'd so hard at "felt my balls tingle sadly". im gonna be using that expression for everything from now on

  • @BCY88
    @BCY88 8 років тому +136

    note to self: always keep a rat snake on for emergencies

    • @13onra
      @13onra 8 років тому +1

      haha. only if you can manage a harmless one

    • @EveryThingGirl238
      @EveryThingGirl238 5 років тому +5

      @@13onra Most of them are harmless, in fact corn snakes, the most popular pet snake, is a rat snake.

    • @glitterdragon9197
      @glitterdragon9197 5 років тому +5

      Lmao can you imagine just carrying a damn snake around in your pocket for protection like it’s a gun

  • @bethanyjones6660
    @bethanyjones6660 8 років тому +92

    Woman in 2nd story:"IM COLD, IVE BEEN OUT HERE FOR HOURS!"
    Me: Sounds like a personal problem... maybe you should talk to Dr. Phil about it.

  • @annadex4569
    @annadex4569 8 років тому +219

    lol the rat snake saved that guys ass.

    • @patriciap4329
      @patriciap4329 8 років тому +2

      Haha

    • @mlgmlg181
      @mlgmlg181 6 років тому

      Anna-Maria Dex ha true

    • @BlackGirlLovesAnime6
      @BlackGirlLovesAnime6 5 років тому +7

      that story was beautiful lol, kinda like the beginning of a friendship between man and snake

    • @alexissauls2844
      @alexissauls2844 5 років тому

      Wow damnnn

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому

      well those guys were rats pretty much...just bigger and creepier

  • @Marzipan1223
    @Marzipan1223 4 роки тому +44

    “Hey little boy, want some morphine?”
    “Hey old man, want some snakes?”

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому +6

      "want some snake venom? i hear its killer!"

  • @redd24hundred93
    @redd24hundred93 7 років тому +156

    moral of the story:
    Don't vacuum

    • @gordonfreeman8780
      @gordonfreeman8780 7 років тому

      Redd24Hundred iz Dat duh dragunburnn

    • @jadaisnothere139
      @jadaisnothere139 7 років тому

      Redd24Hundred Aye dat profile picture tho.

    • @redd24hundred93
      @redd24hundred93 7 років тому

      No. Just No.​ I'm definitely a skilled artist

    • @jadaisnothere139
      @jadaisnothere139 7 років тому

      Redd24Hundred You sure are

    • @Sableow
      @Sableow 6 років тому

      Redd24Hundred well I have that down. I’m good

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 8 років тому +35

    Rat snakes are kick ass, but I can't help but think that those drug dealers will always been referring to that man as "the crazy snake kid" when they look back from now on.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +14

      CallMeFreakFujiko Rather "the crazy snake guy" than "the guy we beat the shit out of", I suppose xD

    • @dtill5322
      @dtill5322 7 років тому +1

      Lazy Masquerade crazy man cause I am from New Orleans and know that area he is talking about lol. Crazy indeed small world man. I am enjoying your content brother.

    • @conndor2753
      @conndor2753 Рік тому +1

      If I were him, I'd embrace that title and walk around that area with a large snake on my shoulders like a damn scarf.

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +324

    A new video to get pumped for. Special thanks to urmaker for his help with this one, make sure to check out his channel. Links to our collaboration on his channel can be found in the description, along with links to Anthony's artwork. You won't want to miss out on either. What are you waiting for? Go. GO!
    ...Oh, and stay spooky! ;)
    ~ LM.

    • @korrayui3455
      @korrayui3455 9 років тому +2

      Alot of views in only 26 minutes!

    • @Redsoxking
      @Redsoxking 9 років тому +2

      Nice pun

    • @pixelateddom
      @pixelateddom 9 років тому +1

      love the videos. just had the after effect of being scared all day

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +2

      ***** All I know is that it was in the UK, so you may be right o_O"

    • @MightnightSamuraiSake
      @MightnightSamuraiSake 9 років тому +1

      +leomulholland1 what one in northren ireland i am from there too so it could be the one near me lol

  • @Life_RPG
    @Life_RPG 4 роки тому +31

    I worked at a gas station for around a year... One night we were changing shifts and I closed my till. Minutes later some drunk armenian-looking dude demands I sell him cigarettes. I told him he'd need to wait for the shift change. He exploded with rage. Pounding on the window, threatening my life if he sees me outside the booth.
    Well, about a week later I see the same guy walking down the street just as I was going home from the shift change. My body went into fight or flight mode and I went to my car to grab the knife in my glovebox. I catch the dudes eye and he starts jogging toward my car.
    The knife is hidden in my pocket and my heart is pounding in my chest, I am mentally amping myself up to stick this guy right outside my workplace. Thinking about the trouble I'll get in for it, how I can leave the state and where I'll go... All this in the time it took him to jog half a block. Its amazing how fast your mind works when in panic mode.
    Finally, the moment of truth. I start walking towards him, preparing for the clash when he holds his hands up and apologizes for his behavior. He insists he's a different person when he isn't drinking. I forgave him and shook his hand, telling him I was just doing my job. I didnt let him know how close he had come to a hospital visit. Just got in my car, heart still slamming against my ribs as I thought about how blessed I was to be able to just drive back home.

    • @hannahrose853
      @hannahrose853 4 роки тому +5

      I love this story.
      Faith in humanity, etc.

  • @tombraider4mel
    @tombraider4mel 8 років тому +33

    And the Serpent said to the Boy: "If you let me go home, I'll let you go home". Awesome vid :)

  • @monteroprince7672
    @monteroprince7672 8 років тому +103

    Snakes are badass

  • @dumpsterdaddy7846
    @dumpsterdaddy7846 9 років тому +171

    Snakes=Good, k thanks Masquerade, Ill start carrying snakes with me now

    • @TDot-mq3fn
      @TDot-mq3fn 9 років тому +11

      Snake Snake SNAAAAAAKE

    • @Gorkha_plant
      @Gorkha_plant 9 років тому +3

      ***** yeah..kinda awesome.

    • @spoderman7405
      @spoderman7405 9 років тому

      If anybody threatens me I will pull out the snake from my pants charm it so that it does not hurt me and then release it on them

    • @dumpsterdaddy7846
      @dumpsterdaddy7846 9 років тому +7

      the best SIR that sounds oddly similar to Rape.

    • @ArmyofRadishes
      @ArmyofRadishes 8 років тому +2

      ***** "Dont come near me unless you want me to pull out my snake!" I'm sure I would get labeled as a sex offender If I say that to anyone.

  • @RavenousMedicine
    @RavenousMedicine 7 років тому +61

    "I went immediately home.....without doing any herping."

  • @lavenderkay533
    @lavenderkay533 8 років тому +116

    That picture of the snake looks just like my little pet! RIP Eloise. :(

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 8 років тому +6

      That's a cute snake.

    • @emacx9456
      @emacx9456 8 років тому +2

      Awe thanks sad I'm sorry

    • @emacx9456
      @emacx9456 8 років тому +1

      Thats*

    • @lavenderkay533
      @lavenderkay533 7 років тому +5

      I just now saw this comment! It is, poor baby was having seizures. Vet said that because she was so easily captured in nature, she was probably never fully healthy. Snakes are such wonderful pets.

    • @blacklight310
      @blacklight310 3 роки тому

      She was beautiful, what kind of snake was she?

  • @johnnascimento178
    @johnnascimento178 9 років тому +65

    honestly I have an absolutely terrifying gas station story...... I have never spoken of this since it happened, but I went in for a pack of cigarettes, and some soda. I went in walked past the front counter on my way to the freezer in the back and I noticed a guy I've never seen before behind the counter. he smiled when I came in as if he was happy to see me but I could see in his eyes there was a darker intent to his smile. I got my soda and felt my stomach grumbling as I walked past the spicy nacho doritos so I decided to grab a bag since there was nothing to eat at my house and was too tired to go to the grocery store. as I walked up to the counter the worker still had that eerie smile on his face. he got my cigarettes for me and rang up my 2 liter of coke and my doritos and what happened next has given me nightmares every night since this horrid incident........... my newports, 2 liter, and doritos cost over 20$ .😵😢😱. damn him and that smile, what he did to me that day will always be in the back of my mi d and I will NEVER feel safe at ANY gas station ever again!!!!!!

    • @ikenic67
      @ikenic67 8 років тому +9

      This made me laugh hahaha

    • @johnnascimento178
      @johnnascimento178 8 років тому +5

      Ian Maldonado im just hoping getting it off my chest like this will help me move on, and stop the horrifying, ungodly nightmares

    • @ikenic67
      @ikenic67 8 років тому +1

      I feel ya brotha

    • @TheSuperbadNation
      @TheSuperbadNation 8 років тому +3

      That's the most unhealthy thing I've ever read

    • @shotgun1739
      @shotgun1739 8 років тому +2

      +john nascimento you deserve more likes ! had me dying lol !

  • @erinkeiko8951
    @erinkeiko8951 8 років тому +294

    Do all of the creepypasta/scary story narrators on UA-cam know each other or something? I swear!

  • @mirameffie3879
    @mirameffie3879 8 років тому +202

    1:51
    Damn stalker,
    BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VAN

    • @dhuh1627
      @dhuh1627 8 років тому +2

      oh dear

    • @mirameffie3879
      @mirameffie3879 8 років тому +1

      daniel green DANIEL??? IS THAT YOU???

    • @dhuh1627
      @dhuh1627 8 років тому

      +Mira Meffie bruhh you killin me

    • @mirameffie3879
      @mirameffie3879 8 років тому

      daniel green XD

    • @lemonmoth456
      @lemonmoth456 8 років тому +2

      ORIGINALITY IS DEAAAADDDDD!!! *running off into the distance*

  • @ghosttrees5362
    @ghosttrees5362 8 років тому +75

    This is why I love snakes 😍❤️❤️🐍🐍🐍

  • @Duodeath02
    @Duodeath02 8 років тому +86

    Wow the second Voice I was not Excepting At All It scared me More then any of the stories I have heard thus far lol.

    • @Merantle
      @Merantle 8 років тому +2

      ***** LoL just kinda came outta nowhere didn't it?

    • @urmaker
      @urmaker 8 років тому +13

      Me? Lol
      :D

    • @Duodeath02
      @Duodeath02 8 років тому +4

      Merantle
      YES it did I was enjoying the Normal dudes voice then. Suddenly its An American Voice with no Accent I am like WTF Happened I wonder if this is part of it they change voices to mess with us too lol

    • @urmaker
      @urmaker 8 років тому +3

      Expected the unexpected.... ;)
      Scary story listening 101

    • @fpszombiee
      @fpszombiee 8 років тому

      +urmaker whats the other on ur channel on and im subscribing

  • @dizzydoe33
    @dizzydoe33 8 років тому +23

    Hahaha the fact that four drug dealing bullies ran away screaming from a harmless snake while the author of the story calmly handles it in his hands just kills me. Where's their confidence now? Damn lucky thing that's what the author was out there doing too... sure surprised them.

  • @Miss_Eldritch
    @Miss_Eldritch 3 роки тому +9

    That 2nd story made me think of: "My boyfriend beat me up, my friend lives up the street, can you give me a ride?" "You made the right decision"

  • @DragonflyandTheWolf
    @DragonflyandTheWolf 7 років тому +34

    The herping story was less creepy and more awesome. Herping. Best hobby ever.

  • @ginicole3684
    @ginicole3684 8 років тому +72

    Did the other guy just say "it made my balls tingle" or am i hearing things here??

    • @urmaker
      @urmaker 8 років тому +48

      They didn't just tingle; they tingled sadly...
      Lol

    • @ginicole3684
      @ginicole3684 8 років тому +1

      urmaker Lmafo

    • @element_ii514
      @element_ii514 8 років тому +3

      Lmfao*

    • @ginicole3684
      @ginicole3684 8 років тому +4

      DemApples02 I SAY LMAFO!!!!!!!

    • @textmatic1975
      @textmatic1975 8 років тому +1

      +urmaker i know where u live threw this yt channel link by optainung ur ip then seeing ur Country, postcode State,

  • @wolfieswifty13
    @wolfieswifty13 8 років тому +43

    "Herping" sounds so wrong lol 😂 It sounds like getting herpes or something. 😂😂 That was my fave story!! YAS snake! YAS

    • @MystiDawn
      @MystiDawn 5 років тому

      It's like the verb version of herpes lol

  • @Gizmex
    @Gizmex 8 років тому +154

    when the snake lunged at them i bet they yelled "OH SHIT HERE COME DAT BOI"

    • @kevinmoreno7799
      @kevinmoreno7799 8 років тому +2

      fucking dead 😂

    • @Gizmex
      @Gizmex 8 років тому

      Kevin Moreno lmao

    • @Gizmex
      @Gizmex 8 років тому +3

      god i laugh at my own jokes too much

    • @dat_gamer2901
      @dat_gamer2901 8 років тому +6

      OH SHIT WADDUP!! 😂

    • @imalilpsychotic8683
      @imalilpsychotic8683 7 років тому

      Hmmm...
      Funny...
      Jk dont know what the fuck your talking about👌🏽

  • @amisscott8201
    @amisscott8201 7 років тому +43

    RELEASE THE SNAKES

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa0774 8 років тому +24

    Somebody should make one of these videos about toll booth workers. I bet they have some stories.

  • @FirstLast-qt2ys
    @FirstLast-qt2ys 9 років тому +102

    Fuck it my cars staying dirty now

    • @WhyYouMadBoi
      @WhyYouMadBoi 8 років тому +1

      what about you clean it on a warm sunny summer afternoon

    • @FirstLast-qt2ys
      @FirstLast-qt2ys 8 років тому

      +John Hasben SMART but I'm too lazy

    • @WhyYouMadBoi
      @WhyYouMadBoi 8 років тому +1

      +David Jimenez pay one of the neighbour boy or girl to clean it for $5 or less

    • @FirstLast-qt2ys
      @FirstLast-qt2ys 8 років тому +1

      John Hasben i live in the country the closest neighbor is like 5 miles

    • @WhyYouMadBoi
      @WhyYouMadBoi 8 років тому

      +David Jimenez does it rain? if not you shouldn't own a car

  • @mihaelakinna2344
    @mihaelakinna2344 3 роки тому +5

    The old supervisor,who saved him... He was so sweet and awww-able.During a somewhat stressful situation like this,with almost no one around and kinda in the middle of nowhere,someone shows up to save you.Probably that's why he yelled at him,so the creepers wouldn't realized they had been made

  • @seeds8631
    @seeds8631 5 років тому +9

    3:04 ‘thats when I realized the guy in the passengers seat was an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era’

    • @willthechill3992
      @willthechill3992 5 років тому +1

      And he said.. "Ima need about tree fitty."

  • @SlugKingsly
    @SlugKingsly 8 років тому +10

    Holy shit #3 had the most satisfying conclusion of any creepy true story I've ever heard

  • @darktsunami09
    @darktsunami09 8 років тому +19

    I love your voice! I usually listen to your videos during my long drives! Subbed!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +12

      Rachelle Allauigan Welcome to the party! :D

    • @batty3897
      @batty3897 8 років тому +1

      +Lazy Masquerade your awesome love ya

  • @cvharpmcgee
    @cvharpmcgee 7 років тому +29

    Look like the fear of snakes has its uses :)

  • @catalystswag4380
    @catalystswag4380 8 років тому +3

    Just found your channel and loving it, unfortunately now im addicted. Keep it up😆😆

  • @aidenjc114
    @aidenjc114 9 років тому +7

    2:19AM, alone in my room on my bed, lights off, headphones in, fullscreen (ipad), full volume, wish me luck bros

  • @SabiNewman
    @SabiNewman 9 років тому +50

    the snake story is the best XD

    • @hunimoonz
      @hunimoonz 8 років тому +3

      herping

    • @skittlesxlord
      @skittlesxlord 8 років тому +5

      It had me laughing, how tough four "gangsters are when something 100 times smaller than them jumps at them!

    • @AnimalAlmighty
      @AnimalAlmighty 8 років тому

      It my be hundred time smaller but it could kill them hundred times faster.

    • @dane7214
      @dane7214 8 років тому

      +The H1llz Have Eyez it was a rat snake, it's very harmless to humans so :/

    • @AnimalAlmighty
      @AnimalAlmighty 8 років тому

      i scawey (.

  • @juanbracamonte7382
    @juanbracamonte7382 5 років тому +7

    I can imagine the snakes story from the thugs POV:
    ''we went to talk to this tinny harmless guy in the middle of a swamp and out of nowhere snakes started to spawn and attack us, like some skin-walker chaman of the swamps. He was just iddle there, seeing the void in absolute trance while the reptiles where attacking us.
    We run away, it was a nightmare.''

  • @fawke532
    @fawke532 8 років тому

    The morphine mobster snake story gave me a laugh! I've only started listening to these stories the past couple months, listening as I lay down to sleep. I've watched all Be Bustas and am working my way chronologically through these, keep up the good work! I don't want to run out of new videos but I enjoy them so much I've even started listening at work. Thanks Mr Masquerade, viva la Lazy Legion!

  • @angeleyeszarai
    @angeleyeszarai 8 років тому +17

    For the 3rd story................. this is why I love animals. They can & do LITERALLY save your life, as well as they can take it. Animals greatly deserve our respect.
    I know for a fact he truly DID thank that snake, just as he said. That beautiful being really did protect him. What an angel. I'm so glad he safely released him ,}

    • @sukidakara4326
      @sukidakara4326 5 років тому

      "I know for a fact he truly DID thank that snake, just as he said. " so whats your mission here

  • @jonathanchilds930
    @jonathanchilds930 8 років тому +13

    I love urmaker! Awesome collaboration.

    • @urmaker
      @urmaker 8 років тому +2

      Jonathan Childs :)

  • @treyissexy87
    @treyissexy87 7 років тому +5

    I had to pause the video and laugh at him saying: "I felt my balls tingle sadly."

  • @mistiepartin7720
    @mistiepartin7720 7 років тому +1

    I was so incredibly excited when I heard the words "south Louisiana"!!!!!! Especially when it went on to describe my neck of the woods, as the expression goes! Thanks for choosing that story to narrate, Lazy! You're awesome!

  • @coochigang7369
    @coochigang7369 9 років тому +6

    "I was getting ready to clock this b*tch" LMAO

  • @RangerColinLZ
    @RangerColinLZ 9 років тому +3

    Joined the Lazy Legion after binge watching every video over the course of three late nights. Really enjoy the content

  • @pastlink98
    @pastlink98 7 років тому +1

    Fantastic collab with Urmaker. Thank you.

  • @Dee_Generate
    @Dee_Generate 6 років тому +23

    He used a snake as a weapon, so hardcore!

  • @saraeugenia3767
    @saraeugenia3767 8 років тому +5

    Lazy there's no channel nor narration such as yours. Scenarios as dense as the one's mentioned in your videos leave an individual to take it, but take it easy. Greetings from México!

    • @MrJayt76
      @MrJayt76 5 років тому

      I second this! I coyld listen to his narration all day. Even the youtubers he works with hold up to lazy! More!!!!

  • @misfortune6666
    @misfortune6666 4 роки тому +8

    I love how the thugs messed with a guy who catches snakes and he scared them with one 😂

    • @whytho2714
      @whytho2714 7 місяців тому

      Well know we know who the punks are

  • @kitakat2012
    @kitakat2012 8 років тому

    just wanted to say just found your channel the other day but I've been listening to n nothing but you for days. you're awesome. and I like your voice. :)

  • @annmariepeters5858
    @annmariepeters5858 8 років тому

    I just subscribed today though I've been watching these vids obsessively for the past few weeks!! thanks so much!! :)

  • @SeaRavioli
    @SeaRavioli 8 років тому +3

    "I felt my balls sadly tingle sadly, and crawl up inside of me."
    That killed me. Funniest thing ever xD

  • @bffvids8706
    @bffvids8706 8 років тому +6

    ahahah i cried laughing at "GET THE FUCK BACK"

  • @TheAmazingTyagoman
    @TheAmazingTyagoman 8 років тому

    I enjoy your videos man. I'm always listening to you when I'm in the office. Keep it up bud cheers! :D

  • @morganleahdougherty7452
    @morganleahdougherty7452 8 років тому

    I honestly really love how you tell these stories. The way your voice changes XP

  • @TyGuy1245
    @TyGuy1245 8 років тому +4

    These are interesting to listen to and probably actually might save lives someday. I'm a very hyper-vigilant person and I am always looking for the closest exit and a weapon i could improvise with. I sleep with a spear by my side and a baton under my pillow. A lot of these stories could teach people that the world isnt all good people and hopefully save a life one day.

  • @gunmunz
    @gunmunz 8 років тому +16

    3 was the best especially using a snake to drive them off, just awesome.

    • @rivahoukes8004
      @rivahoukes8004 5 років тому

      They do, they are their "male sense"

  • @delightdelirium1
    @delightdelirium1 8 років тому

    Love the herping story! I've always been told to be super careful in the Lake Pontchartrain area... great video.

  • @speedzero7478
    @speedzero7478 2 роки тому +1

    The girl at the gas station story seems like something that can really happen. A long time ago I used to go to college with this girl that would do shady stuff like that, named Brenda. She gave me the creeps from day one, and we weren't really friends, but we would chat online sometimes, and she would brag about her exploits once in a while. Men are more vulnerable than they think.

  • @TeamSolution
    @TeamSolution 9 років тому +4

    "hey little boy, I got that morphine"
    "I realized he was trying to sell me drugs"
    well no shit? How'd you crack that code? Lol

  • @Weenmeen
    @Weenmeen 8 років тому +13

    Hahahahahaa holy shit the snake story was so good they probably thought he was supernatural

  • @sweetpea102
    @sweetpea102 4 роки тому

    Thank you for your Awesome channel...please never stop telling us these wildly fascinating stories....love your narration, keep us on our toes or like I love...falling asleep to your voice...you Rock🖤

  • @ChaseSandman
    @ChaseSandman 7 років тому +1

    Hey! These are great stories that helped me out when I was learning english and I think they're so great the spanish speakers should know them so I'm planning on translating them, hope it doesn't bother my two favourite creepy pasta readers. Urmaker and Lazymasquerade! Greetings from Mexico!
    PS I'll be sharing a link when I'm done.

  • @AngryOwl007
    @AngryOwl007 7 років тому +22

    The third guy got saved by a fucking danger noodle.

    • @diyab.2443
      @diyab.2443 7 років тому +1

      Holy shoot, this comment is brilliant.

    • @diyab.2443
      @diyab.2443 7 років тому

      Holy shoot, this comment is brilliant.

  • @shadow999222
    @shadow999222 8 років тому +13

    Shout outs to bro snake

  • @tammydeboard6537
    @tammydeboard6537 5 років тому

    I love your videos. They scare the hell out of me. Keep up the good.

  • @alexking8467
    @alexking8467 8 років тому

    I love your videos, Lazy. You're great.

  • @darrenmcg8546
    @darrenmcg8546 9 років тому +11

    honestly love these videos so much man!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +1

      Dark Avenger Glad to hear that :)

    • @nessvelasquez8230
      @nessvelasquez8230 9 років тому +1

      +Lazy Masquerade I'm from the bay area !! Juss wanted to say very gewd shit my friend. always looking over my shoulders at work 😬

    • @abdullahal-azmi2680
      @abdullahal-azmi2680 9 років тому +2

      +Lazy Masquerade i love your video plz bring some video about creepy prank call or creepy visitors i am your friend from arabic

    • @Strigido
      @Strigido 8 років тому +1

      +Lazy Masquerade I was your 63rd Sub ;_; I'm so proud :')

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому

      Scary OwL :o thanks for sticking around all this time Owl :D

  • @angelabird8481
    @angelabird8481 8 років тому +15

    Snakes are the best

  • @ryanmcfarland3788
    @ryanmcfarland3788 3 роки тому

    Got a say you earned my subscription strictly cause you’re one of the few who actually said the lake in Louisiana correctly

  • @skypepe6562
    @skypepe6562 8 років тому +2

    Now I know:
    When going to a gas station,
    •bring a gun
    •bring a snake
    •leave the car on
    •don't trust sketchy bitches
    •don't take "dat morphine"

  • @namebn
    @namebn 7 років тому +7

    17:39 Well they wanted to know what his little punk ass would do now. Underpants were probably soiled.

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 8 років тому +8

    Mmmm you got dat morphine? Well I got dis snakes. Come on big boy, I got dem snakes.

  • @Garbosa14
    @Garbosa14 8 років тому

    your videos give me chills

  • @maggsbufton1969
    @maggsbufton1969 3 роки тому

    Awesome content..thanks for the creepy creeps...

  • @hayleynewtonninjaturtles
    @hayleynewtonninjaturtles 8 років тому +4

    I really liked story 3, go snakey! And of course number 4 im always happy to hear tales of horror from my neck of the woods. Bloody Bogans! The details on how to handle a bogan were spot on to shes a smart and lucky girl

  • @calebheath9672
    @calebheath9672 6 років тому +5

    Who knew vacuuming could be creepy

  • @TrevorNet
    @TrevorNet 7 років тому

    I love these stories. Always well told.

  • @Jade-be8lf
    @Jade-be8lf 6 років тому

    Oh my god, I Soo loved the Rat Snake story!! My neighbour's just caught me cheering and clapping my hands like a five year old lol x Love it when Animals come to the rescue 😊 Great work Lazy Maskerade You have my subscription! xx

  • @magicshot3636
    @magicshot3636 8 років тому +3

    Gas prices are becoming high and now these experiences well time to go on my bike now on

  • @judescheidler857
    @judescheidler857 9 років тому +20

    HERPING 😕

    • @1g0ttaP155
      @1g0ttaP155 9 років тому +5

      Don´t herp too much, otherwise you might get...
      ...
      ...
      HERPES!!
      Well that was a horrible joke...

    • @judescheidler857
      @judescheidler857 9 років тому

      I see what you did there

    • @jae517
      @jae517 9 років тому

      +jude scheidler I see what you did there...............................................

  • @ChaseSandman
    @ChaseSandman 8 років тому

    Hello there mr Lazy Masquerade! So far this is one of my favourite videos from you. I'm a huge fan of you and I recommend your videos and enjoy your stories on my way to the job. I teach english and I would only recommend to add a transcription to them so more people can learn english as they enjoy your great stories! I wish you could take this into account! Anyways, I'll keep enjoying these. Stay Spooky and remember! The best things happen... in your channel!

  • @francefc1088
    @francefc1088 7 років тому

    Great video love it