ITS OUT OF CONTROL - There was a debate between LGBTQ vs Gender+, and a person said they identified as non-binary-lesbian and the actual lesbian asked her "How are you a lesbian when you don't even identify as a women?" 🤣🤣
Obituaries are going to start saying "The deceased's surviving family would like everyone to remember that the appropriate pronouns have changed from 'he/him' to 'was/were'."
kids in 100y :"... and they were doing that sober and under no influence whatsoever?" teachers in 100y : "Yeah humanity were in the middle of searching themlseves at tyhe time don't judge us "
Another banger. Mal just keeps churning out the hilarious satire content. Mal at this rate you're gonna need to make a bad skit to prove that you're human.
Couldn’t been explained any better. The fact that we now live in a day and age where people would get offended by someone not referring them as a cow or carton of milk and identity as something they’re clearly not is extremely mind boggling. 🤦🏾♂️
3:51, It kind of reminds me of “2 + 2 = 5” from the book 1984, a dystopian novel where similarly, information is twisted or ignored by the masses and people in power use ignorance to control them.
I know they gonna be fighting for their life tryna keep the job
Noice, :)
@@esnarthegamerNu uh
naaaahhh...
ON GOD they fighting for survival when it comes to this
Too good bro keep goin
"So if you put one Skittle in a pack of M&Ms, it's MIXED?!"
"So we're gonna act like trail mix doesn't exist?"
Bro I'm DEAD🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
Burst your here
That shit had me CRYING dawg
😂 I was dying bro 3:38
"my credit score just went down" 😂😂😂
As expected 😂😂😂😂😂
Dead
“If you put 1 Skittle in a bag full of M&Ms, that’s mixed!?”
Bro, STOP! 🤣😂
Bro, can you imagine eating a bag of m&ms and then suddenly one of them tasted fruity instead of chocolaty 😂
Bruh I was crying 😂🤣
Honestly though, who wouldn’t want to be called a “Mach 5 super fighter jet”? 😂😂
Facts
Well, i wouldn't want my SO to call me that in bed cause then that means i'm a one pump chump
Like
In all honesty….this conversation might genuinely happen in the future
Nah, cause people of true medical prowess won’t entertain this bullshit.
And that’s the scary part
No need to wait. It already happens right now.
Gonna piss yourself over it?
It won't, if you're seriously thinking that this joke has literal truth instead of just the satirical concept of gender and assumption You're dumb af
Truly a conversational minefield, with helldivers level mortar strikes raining down constantly
Careers getting ruined with this one!! 🔥🔥🗣🗣
Don’t bring that shit here
Your credit score going down by READING THE NAME?!? Nah that’s crazy.
I expected the specimen to not have a penis attached and the professor just being confused constantly to what to call it
Same
Same
ITS OUT OF CONTROL -
There was a debate between LGBTQ vs Gender+, and a person said they identified as non-binary-lesbian and the actual lesbian asked her "How are you a lesbian when you don't even identify as a women?" 🤣🤣
😂 ok, that's funny
Sounds like an r/woosh to me.
"They dare assume their gender!? REEEEEEEEE"
I’m amazed that the assistant hasn’t been fired or even socked into a concussion. The professor has a lot of restraint.
I watched a paleontology video once. They literally had to clarify (male = sperm producing) and (female = egg producing) just to be safe.
This is depressing.
@@Coffy-channo. Brain dead. That’s what it is.
"So you just gon' act like Trail Mix don't exist?"
That fucking killed me!
That trail mix comment is an A tier way to get someone heated. Kudos
Obituaries are going to start saying "The deceased's surviving family would like everyone to remember that the appropriate pronouns have changed from 'he/him' to 'was/were'."
Was was a happy young were.
Facts as fuck 😂
😂,😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@TomEyeTheSFMguy😂😂😂
3:34 Assistant called the subject "He" lol. Even they slipping.
THEY? HOW DARE YOU!!! CANCELLED 😂 😂 😂 😂
Basically a Twitter argument in a nutshell
That assistant be instigating for no reason.
"Yep, i expected that my credit score just went down, just by reading the name off the paper".. 🤣😂
“Big, strong,…and full of crack.” hmd
"Well actually she Perfers to be called Mack fiver super fighter jet" IM DEAD
So we gon act like trail mix don't exist 😂 I'm weak
Nah The credit score is wild😂
The only response to this is to say “If you truly care about their opinion, you’d off yourself and ask them yourself.”
"It's a h-/he-/it-/the-/e-/eo-/zhe-
A human"
it's a THEO
-999999999999 credit score
+banned on twitter
-lost his degree
-no more friends
-house taken away
I would love to see our history books in the future talking about our time. I just wanna see how kids react in the future.
They wont be able to read it
kids in 100y :"... and they were doing that sober and under no influence whatsoever?"
teachers in 100y : "Yeah humanity were in the middle of searching themlseves at tyhe time don't judge us "
@@scargiv1067funny and sad at the same time. Well done
"Jaquayveon I'm about to crash out"😂😂
This isn’t even parody, I’ve legit had conversations close enough to this
My credit score went down from reading the name is WILD☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
I can’t believe he compared a singular skittle in a bag of m&m wit trail mix I would swung 😂😂😂
Our boy was seconds away from throwing hands. I'm cryin' over here.
This was addressed in my first year archaeology classes 20 years ago
“My credit score went down just reading the name.”
“A Mac-5 Super fighter jet”, huh? 😂😂
Future History people documenting skibidi toilet 🗿
Oh god, Mal is becoming the next Griffy!
Manz said lets be risky with this one🤣
Dude was loud and strong and dead ass wrong!!! 😂😅😅😂
mal on his griffy timing w this vid😂
Not me about to graduate with an anthropology degree... 🤣
Would've crashed out
Bro is going to be history too after cancellation
Ngl I would've been CRASH-OUT and TWEAKING
That “I’m bout to crash out” part felt so relatable 😂
Keep it up bro quality as always 😂😂😂😂😂
The trail mix is what got me😂😂😂.
“Mach 5 Super Fighter Jet”😂😂😂
Another banger. Mal just keeps churning out the hilarious satire content. Mal at this rate you're gonna need to make a bad skit to prove that you're human.
This is the greatest piece of cinema I'll ever see😭👌
mach 5 super fighter jet had me rolling😭👈
bro that mach 5 super fighter jet got me dead
The super jet got me 😂
All you can do is nod your head in agreement. 😂
I fear for the future generations
Mach 5 Super Jet!!😂 i aint laughed this hard in ages!! This video is Golden & definitely accurate now in these days even!!😂
The trail mix line 😂
NEVER MISSES😭😭😂😂☠️☠️
I was waiting for the whole Caleb City bit where one of em just pulls out a bat. 😭
Couldn’t been explained any better. The fact that we now live in a day and age where people would get offended by someone not referring them as a cow or carton of milk and identity as something they’re clearly not is extremely mind boggling. 🤦🏾♂️
This barley happens,
Most trans people just want to be called a man or woman, it’s not that deep.
I guess it'll be funny to see "How Raiden treats his enemies in MGR" btw good job man
That is a WHOLE NINJA did a two piece combo on me bruh 😂😂😂😂😂!
Already knew the video was gonna be fire when I was dying off the title notification alone
The jokes in this video got me dying😂😂😂
A Mach 5 fighter jet is crazy😂
My neck would’ve been bulging dude bout to get laid out 😂
Facts!!! This is way too accurate. 😂
We get canceled whit this one🔥🔥
gotta pay respect to the mach 5 super fighter jet🙏
Mach 5 fighter jet got me ngl
2:33 "What seems to be the problem, Sir?
Me: "Did you just assume my gender? It's Ma'am!!!"
I too would like to be referred to as a Mach 5 super fighter jet
Mach 5 SuperFighter Jet. Amazing XD
holy crap that was funny, keep up the great work.
trail mix is wild
"Well, actually she prefers to be called a Mach 5 Super Fighter Jet." 😂😂😂
Literally laughed the whole way through 😂😂😂 bruh
I'm late here but the "Nigette" line destroyed me! lol!
As a trans woman i find this shit deeply hilarious, keep up the good work king!
3:51, It kind of reminds me of “2 + 2 = 5” from the book 1984, a dystopian novel where similarly, information is twisted or ignored by the masses and people in power use ignorance to control them.
I just laughed the entire video. I was dead, amazing video, bro, as always ❤😂💀
Last video this dude really had me thinking he'd leave us for 5 months-- SO GLAD HE WASN'T 😭
4:02 quote of the year
It's funny to me that this could definitely in the future.. 😭
I’m early af I ain’t been early in a mini but keep up the good work
I feel like we watched the same British time capsule clip recently 😅
This hits home!
If im working and this happens oh im def crashing out...
Credit score went down by reading it.
“This one seems to have a pagines.”
I'd be throwing hands!!
Obituary: THEY DEAD.
Nah you just climbed to longbeach Griffey levels with with like 😂😂 2:36
This feels like an Akash Signh skit - funny shit.
Nah that Trail Mix part was crazy, I couldn't hold it together after that🤣🤣
With this treasure I summon.
Idetifying as a mach 5 super fighter jet is crazy gang
This was fucking hilarious.
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
ey man what's the name of your outro i looked for it and can't find it. it's fire