62 Quick Food Tricks - You Suck at Cooking

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  • @FlyingJustToFall
    @FlyingJustToFall 3 роки тому +4709

    "So they dont taste predictable" is still one of the best jokes out there

    • @codyg560
      @codyg560 3 роки тому +151

      I still love "battering ram"

    • @Mormielo
      @Mormielo 3 роки тому +65

      He almost lost it on that one...

    • @adreamingwolf
      @adreamingwolf 3 роки тому +4

      My favorite joke I think

    • @Christer2222
      @Christer2222 3 роки тому +12

      @@Mormielo I used to think that too, but pretty sure its actually a baa-ttering ram

    • @maryboland2202
      @maryboland2202 3 роки тому

      @@Mormielo .

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 3 роки тому +2931

    Don't think of it as saying good-bye to Aunt Winnie, think of it as sending her off on one last ocean adventure.

    • @aveleziii
      @aveleziii 3 роки тому +86

      she'll end up in the solids pit at the local wastewater treatment plant, getting new life in a pile of "compost" that grows huge tomatoes. a fitting end for aunt winnie, that old hag

    • @Magic-Worm
      @Magic-Worm 3 роки тому +8

      yes.

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 3 роки тому +4

      Some of her will be eaten as mentioned above, while the rest of her will be drunk by some poor randos that still drink city water.

    • @sphygo
      @sphygo 3 роки тому +40

      She never did learn how to swim...

    • @Ella-bg2ve
      @Ella-bg2ve 3 роки тому +7

      How fun

  • @GrapplingHookJones
    @GrapplingHookJones 3 роки тому +1970

    2:45 I love the little laugh he does for his battering ram joke

    • @rigdigwus
      @rigdigwus 3 роки тому +66

      thats one of the best jokes ever

    • @intoalivinghope
      @intoalivinghope 3 роки тому +94

      Even he can't handle how funny he is 🤣

    • @1Jetsurf
      @1Jetsurf 3 роки тому +58

      One of the few ones he couldn't be serious about, lmao.

    • @borudesu_
      @borudesu_ 3 роки тому +9

      I was hoping someone else made this comment 😂😂

    • @punkdigerati
      @punkdigerati 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, he totally cracked.

  • @lairdcummings9092
    @lairdcummings9092 3 роки тому +1545

    How did I ever survive the kitchen, let alone make food, without this knowledge..?!
    Thank you, YSAC! You may have saved lives!

    • @will0wtr335
      @will0wtr335 3 роки тому +7

      how did i not burn down the house before watching this video?

    • @zomt420
      @zomt420 3 роки тому +4

      Good to know, Mr. Laird Cummings.

    • @k1ngmeal483
      @k1ngmeal483 3 роки тому

      What does ysacyyts mean

    • @E121C1C
      @E121C1C 3 роки тому +2

      @@k1ngmeal483 the channel name

  • @iceshard4442
    @iceshard4442 3 роки тому +3094

    Guys he’s not hacking he just has really good cooking socks

    • @aseemsharma4964
      @aseemsharma4964 3 роки тому +33

      He socks at cooking yea he totally socks

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +1

      I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear ic

    • @auferen
      @auferen 3 роки тому +4

      It's the cutting board for sure

    • @butternotsquash729
      @butternotsquash729 3 роки тому +5

      @@AxxLAfriku good

    • @2jzge
      @2jzge 3 роки тому +1

      It’s definitely the apron and chefs hat

  • @yousuckatcooking
    @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +710

    Hey Happy New Year! Hope it's a really good one for all of us. Lemme know what you wanna see in 2022!

  • @Daorf
    @Daorf 3 роки тому +991

    I love how you almost broke saying "battering ram".

  • @daforjin5676
    @daforjin5676 3 роки тому +740

    I only just got the “scallion” “stallion” joke. This man is a genius

    • @PC.-_-
      @PC.-_- 3 роки тому +16

      still missed the opportunity to fit "rapscallion" into that video

  • @chriscraft8636
    @chriscraft8636 3 роки тому +289

    I just had to say mad respect for the editing skills, patience, and time required for this. NOT just this video, all your videos. I mean hell, you have music videos that you created from scratch at the end of most of them. Which is the entire career of music artists and they don't even edit the video. Just cuz you wanna. Mad, mad, badass respect.

  • @ExternusArmy
    @ExternusArmy 3 роки тому +810

    I’m convinced that YSAC is 95% as good at editing than he is actually cooking. I don’t ever see those transitions coming

    • @thatguyhanzo3468
      @thatguyhanzo3468 3 роки тому +37

      easily better at editing than cooking, but still such a good cook

    • @ExternusArmy
      @ExternusArmy 3 роки тому +5

      @@iwantcookiesplz9444 yes you’re literally right

    • @GhostStealth590
      @GhostStealth590 3 роки тому +10

      Either he has a great photographic memory as to his hand positions, or he has a setup to match the position of the previous shot to the shot he's about to do. Usually what is used when doing motion graphics work to ensure position of the frame is as precise as possible... without it, its a guessing game as to where the previous position was.

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 3 роки тому +42

      What are you talking about, there is no editing. Didn't you watch the video??
      He explains each process in detail, even giving options to a few. If you haven't thrown
      your potato at the wall to make chips (or haven't succeeded at it yet), just ask for more tips from YSAC. Don't just dismiss it as impossible. When I was a child I could not whistle, but now it is almost second nature.

    • @ExternusArmy
      @ExternusArmy 3 роки тому +3

      @@VideoNozoki I think I’ve just been buying my groceries at the wrong bathtub, there’s no ham in mine

  • @Topazzzzzz
    @Topazzzzzz 3 роки тому +242

    the way he giggles at his own "battering ram" joke is still my favourite thing

  • @kanesaka
    @kanesaka 3 роки тому +385

    Fun fact: there's no editing, YSAC is an actual reality bender.

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable 3 роки тому +10

      Oh shit, someone notify the SCP organization!

    • @sldenn5303
      @sldenn5303 3 роки тому +4

      There is no spoon 🥄

    • @SaltExarch
      @SaltExarch Рік тому

      @@spacetearable SCP-YSAC is to be contained within the confines of Site-62 at all times. Site-62 is a suburban area of [redacted] acres in [redacted], Canada, in immediate proximity to a number of rural, rugged areas and wilderness, including a forest, a river, a beach, and fields of corn. It is to be monitored by undercover site personnel to avoid SCP-YSAC from becoming aware of its containment. SCP-YSAC is to be allowed free reign within Site-62, as well as full recording and editing equipment, and a computer with full access to the internet at all times, to prevent SCP-YSAC from attempting to utilize its anomalous abilities outside of its current career as a content creator on the UA-cam platform.
      SCP-YSAC is a human male approximately [redacted] years of age who has demonstrated dangerous reality-bending properties. These include the transmutation of common food objects into other food or non-food objects, manipulation of matter in ways not consistent with the laws of physics, short-term reversal of time/causality, and demonstrations of abnormally high strength for the average adult male. SCP-YSAC seems to exclusively exert these alterations to reality only when it coincides with a joke or fictitious demonstration in one of the subject's UA-cam videos. Whether or not SCP-YSAC is capable of bending reality in this manner outside of this context, or simply chooses not to, is not yet known.

  • @jandipoo
    @jandipoo 3 роки тому +176

    The thing I love about this channel is not only are the recipes easy to follow for a big idiot like me, but YSAC seems to have a lot of fun doing it.

  • @KOB923
    @KOB923 3 роки тому +73

    "Goodbye, Aunt Winnie," made me choke on my drink.

  • @BonnieBuggie
    @BonnieBuggie 3 роки тому +18

    2:43 his barely audible laughter at “battering ram” of all puns is so great omg

  • @glennlaroche1524
    @glennlaroche1524 3 роки тому +165

    K for real I laughed waaayyyy too hard at "Goodbye Aunt Winnie".
    Also, Happy New Year, YSAC.

    • @badsportblack1445
      @badsportblack1445 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @benjaminwelkens8118
      @benjaminwelkens8118 3 роки тому +3

      It was so dark and random

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 2 роки тому

      I legit went: "What kind of shaker got dust in... Oooh, no °~°..." _Goodbye Aunt Winnie_ *hilarity ensues*

    • @echothefreak9396
      @echothefreak9396 2 роки тому

      Same, it caught me off guard 😭

  • @Curtis_Gach
    @Curtis_Gach 3 роки тому +220

    This reminds us of the most important tool in the kitchen... a wall

    • @thatguy5233
      @thatguy5233 3 роки тому +9

      i always have a wall in my kitchen and i recommend having one to everone. it's a true gamechanger

    • @jj3665
      @jj3665 3 роки тому

      This is the same energy as "There's only one thing worse than a rapist." I love it.

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 3 роки тому +1

      @@jj3665 You love a child?

  • @live4twilight4ever
    @live4twilight4ever 3 роки тому +27

    love the fact that "hide your dirty dishes under the sink" is included. these are just tricks, it's up to you to decide for yourself whether performing said tricks is a good idea.

    • @MeTreesndirt
      @MeTreesndirt 3 роки тому +1

      I loVe that idea. Too bad u would throw out your dishes if u really did.

  • @matador483
    @matador483 3 роки тому +6

    First you taught to me to wangjangle, now I’m whisk-chucking eggs and working on my nine-fork-egg-shell removal. Best channel ever.

  • @snottytoe6957
    @snottytoe6957 3 роки тому +62

    I love when he does the really weird things that work without editing like the corn butterer and the duct tape mixer.

  • @KrisKrieg1
    @KrisKrieg1 3 роки тому +41

    Thank you very much my good man. Gordan Ramsey now calls me "sir"

  • @BammyQ
    @BammyQ 3 роки тому +52

    I still cant get over him laughing about his own Battering Ram joke 😄

  • @jessalove3344
    @jessalove3344 3 роки тому +3

    I went through a really bad bout of postpartum depression with my last babe and this channel honestly gives me giggles and hardy laughs and I'm so thankful 💜 Thank you 💜

  • @mindseye4914
    @mindseye4914 3 роки тому +7

    Man this is like the YSAC Greatest Hits album. I loved every second of this. So informative, I now feel I can go to culinary schools and get a scholarship based on all the skills I just picked up through this video.

  • @duccc
    @duccc 3 роки тому +22

    "What is your favorite kitchen tool?"
    YSAC: Wall

  • @RevahsMada
    @RevahsMada 3 роки тому +54

    The wild scallion bit always gets me

  • @rae_______124
    @rae_______124 3 роки тому +32

    Loved this, especially the cocktail shaker. 😂

    • @henryvs
      @henryvs 3 роки тому +8

      "Goodbye Aunt Winnie" 🤣

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 роки тому +67

    If YSAC ever decides to start a D.I.Y. show, I will watch attentively in fear.

  • @jimeans2281
    @jimeans2281 3 роки тому +3

    Just keep the videos coming. These are genius. What is more genius is that you really can cook. 💕💕
    I do miss the little stories that you wove into your older videos. They were cute.

  • @RammmFan
    @RammmFan 3 роки тому +1

    You are not going to scuk at cooking in the new 2022 year, man thank you for top-end content through years, keeping us sane in these times

  • @SyekiLife
    @SyekiLife 3 роки тому +3

    You videos are like magic. It's an awesome day when you upload!

  • @wendyswonderfulworld9030
    @wendyswonderfulworld9030 3 роки тому +5

    I actually start following this channel the first time I saw one of these. It just made my brain smile a bit. Happy New Year everyone!🥳🍾🌟

  • @15lamb
    @15lamb 3 роки тому +162

    This is why I always drive in reverse. Ive been driving over 20 years and havent got a scratch on me.

    • @will0wtr335
      @will0wtr335 3 роки тому +1

      relatable

    • @pauliiizweipunktnull
      @pauliiizweipunktnull 3 роки тому +7

      yeah but that's probably why you already drove 20 years and still haven't arrived yet. Maybe you just forgot to turn your car around. Happened to me once and I ended up in Melbourne though I wanted to just drive to the store and I'm German. Just start over, it's quicker.

  • @silvertopaz509
    @silvertopaz509 3 роки тому +4

    I love your humor and your use of puns. The happiness of New Year's to you and the family that stills talks to you. Take care.

  • @rvrseblade3890
    @rvrseblade3890 3 роки тому +8

    “You can hold the cheese with a fork if u have a fear of touching cheese” that my friend, earned a sub 😂😂

  • @MarciaBaker1205
    @MarciaBaker1205 3 роки тому +2

    What a great Happy New Year gift. It's been since last year that my wang jangled so thanks for the memories 😍

  • @ashleighlehmann4749
    @ashleighlehmann4749 3 роки тому +3

    The subtle break in character when he says 'battering ram' absolutely sends me

  • @hukeaz
    @hukeaz 3 роки тому +2

    You're creativity and humor is top shelf bud🤙🏽❤💛💚🤙🏽

  • @sentimentalhermit
    @sentimentalhermit 3 роки тому +34

    I like how YSAC laughs ever so slightly at his own "battering ram" joke

  • @ZethKeeper
    @ZethKeeper 3 роки тому +2

    "I DO have a shaker" - well, that was very dark and I awaken all of my neighbors from laughing.

  • @WrenStanchen
    @WrenStanchen 3 роки тому +3

    Actually the most reassuring cooking channel out there. I hum your theme song any time I try a new recipe. It helps. 👍

  • @blamb9977
    @blamb9977 3 роки тому +1

    Honestly, the editing in your channel is the most amazing thing.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 3 роки тому +10

    Out of all of these, Battering Ram just killed me! That one was on a whole different level!

  • @goodi2shooz
    @goodi2shooz 3 роки тому +8

    Happy New Year! Thanks for having the best cooking channel in the universe. Here's to another year of whangjangling and pepperpepperpepper!

  • @nellgwenn
    @nellgwenn 3 роки тому +79

    Getting the scotch tape off the onion has always been a problem for me.

    • @tnmoe-
      @tnmoe- 3 роки тому +9

      Finding that damn edge!

    • @line5815
      @line5815 2 роки тому +3

      really? for me it was when i try to put back together my evaporated milk and instead it just breaks into a bunch of metal parts...

  • @jadeberry2402
    @jadeberry2402 3 роки тому +5

    This was the most convincing promotion for a cook book ive even seen, cant wait to learn professional wangjangling

  • @sinuslebastian6366
    @sinuslebastian6366 3 роки тому +6

    This series is just you flexing your god level editing skills on us mortals and I love it!

  • @lawrencekassab1226
    @lawrencekassab1226 3 роки тому +2

    Super happy with your first book, can't wait for the sequel

  • @Nirrrina
    @Nirrrina 3 роки тому +3

    1:06 I finally found an actual use for the cheap drill I purchased.
    Besides hanging up my hammock chair swing thing that makes the neighbors think I'm nuts.

  • @kristenfrosch
    @kristenfrosch 3 роки тому

    I've seen every one of those videos and these highlights made my day!

  • @JohnA...
    @JohnA... 3 роки тому +19

    WAIT... we need to know the exact strength to remove the potato crust with the wall because we don't want it break them into chips by accident.

  • @Narwhalzzz
    @Narwhalzzz 3 роки тому +1

    Love your humor and edits! 💕

  • @snowgoldtm
    @snowgoldtm 3 роки тому +3

    YSAC videos are like what Eminem is to lyrical rap... Love it. Much love from Finland and happyNew Year!!

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow 3 роки тому +1

    Honesty the editing skills are such top tier

  • @rotatingstorm5144
    @rotatingstorm5144 3 роки тому +3

    My parents when they we're watching this, they were laughing until they cried like your funny and it makes me happy see my parents have fun

  • @olgasevilla4319
    @olgasevilla4319 3 роки тому +1

    This was sooooo satisfying. Waiting for the next completion!

  • @450oyster
    @450oyster 3 роки тому +3

    That bag under the sink trick really works! Never doing dishes again!

  • @yougoodbruh5158
    @yougoodbruh5158 3 роки тому +1

    The amount of skill put into the editing of these videos, amazing

  • @KingOfSpadess
    @KingOfSpadess 3 роки тому +9

    These tips have helped me so much in the kitchen!

  • @mobjwez
    @mobjwez 3 роки тому +2

    Happy New Year YSAC, you're amazing, never change. More videos please, ty. Much love, God Bless.

  • @coolguy700able
    @coolguy700able 3 роки тому +6

    The editing in these videos is always amazing.

    • @preppen78
      @preppen78 3 роки тому +1

      It's tough to keep up. I was wonder wth he was baking this time

  • @TonyJames1993
    @TonyJames1993 3 роки тому +2

    Best channel on this wretched website.

  • @bappon9029
    @bappon9029 3 роки тому +7

    I have never been so confused and so entertained in my life

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 3 роки тому

      I hope you're new, in which case I have a delightful number of episodes to catch up on! Lol

  • @HuslWusl
    @HuslWusl 3 роки тому

    The battering ram joke at 2:44 is the best one so far because it actually made him chuckle

  • @helenchelen
    @helenchelen 3 роки тому +3

    A compilation I didn't know I needed in my life 🙏

  • @vhummos
    @vhummos 3 роки тому

    Cheers buddy, happiest chef of 2021, I enjoyed all your recipe. Keep up the good work

  • @settleluna7692
    @settleluna7692 3 роки тому +5

    These videos never get old & continue to entertain & make me laugh. Love how he does the edits,it’s wizardry 🎊🤯🥳

  • @sydneydarius3887
    @sydneydarius3887 3 роки тому +1

    The screeching of the nine forks taking out the eggshell had me rolling

  • @Brandondrumkc
    @Brandondrumkc 3 роки тому +4

    I'm glad to see someone else has whisk nucks

  • @marzettik
    @marzettik 3 роки тому

    It’s like a rewind for your channel. Happy New Year. Can’t wait to see what craziness you come up with this year.

  • @birdyhans2452
    @birdyhans2452 3 роки тому +4

    I love how he had to stop himself from laughing while making the battering ram joke

  • @PlayBetterJazz
    @PlayBetterJazz Рік тому +1

    I do indeed have a fear of touching cheese, thanks for this. Some really helpful tricks and tips here....

  • @viperv6768
    @viperv6768 3 роки тому +3

    The editing in this is always so impressive.

  • @Ty.ty.ty0
    @Ty.ty.ty0 3 роки тому +2

    This is somehow simultaneously the longest and most entertaining 4 and a half minutes of my life

  • @krizthulhu
    @krizthulhu 3 роки тому +4

    Watching this while baked hits different. 😂 Holy hell.

  • @Spike40532
    @Spike40532 3 роки тому +1

    This guys crafting and cooking skills are both at 100. His speech skill is also pretty high :)

  • @ConstipatedAssassin
    @ConstipatedAssassin 3 роки тому +4

    Wow, I do suck at cooking. I didn't know any of these tips!

  • @mistresstaylorbowbe4
    @mistresstaylorbowbe4 3 роки тому +1

    I love how you can hear the slight laughter as he says “battering ram”

  • @zenidatu
    @zenidatu 3 роки тому +3

    happy new year, ysac

  • @frknwrld999
    @frknwrld999 3 роки тому +2

    Best video in 2022 already

  • @TOGthatoneguy
    @TOGthatoneguy 3 роки тому +4

    i love the knife joke, dont let your chefs knife think its the boss of the kitchen.

  • @swissy2092
    @swissy2092 3 роки тому

    Thanks! I’ve used all of these sooo helpful!

  • @KevinRyann
    @KevinRyann 3 роки тому +3

    I’ve decided you live in a pocket dimension that allows you to do things like punch toast out of a book, or yeast magically making you fly

  • @ultimateskillchain
    @ultimateskillchain 11 місяців тому

    I will never get tired of this channel. The potato/yeast thing near the end where he sprinkles it and YEEEET cracks me up every gd time 🤣🤣

  • @maffioli14
    @maffioli14 3 роки тому +4

    You can hear his voice quiver a little when he says battering ram. Top tier joke

  • @David_Jr
    @David_Jr 3 роки тому +1

    The battering ram is still my absolute favorite!

  • @thegreekguyviva-greece5881
    @thegreekguyviva-greece5881 3 роки тому +3

    His book is actually pretty damn good..

  • @kathl.5598
    @kathl.5598 3 роки тому +1

    The asparagus through the knife is still my favorite visual gag

  • @christophersalcedo7921
    @christophersalcedo7921 3 роки тому +4

    Fresh out of rice nuggets, have to wait to next nugget season.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +4

      one thing most people don't realize is you can dry them out and keep them on hand for up to 2 weeks

  • @fossil_frog7980
    @fossil_frog7980 3 роки тому +2

    great quick and easy hacks!! thanks for all the help!

  • @BM03
    @BM03 3 роки тому +3

    He makes it look so easy. I keep slamming my potatoes into the wall and getting French Fries instead.
    Man, I don't even speak French.

  • @michaelcordeiro3749
    @michaelcordeiro3749 3 роки тому

    I seriously appreciate the sacrifice of that plate, man

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 роки тому +5

    1:20 That's kinda dark lol
    The *"battering ram"* pun though, almost made YSAC laugh. Legendary 😆

  • @ironcrusader3787
    @ironcrusader3787 3 роки тому

    Wow I’m reading your book, and now I’m here. The world has lots of wonders

  • @_karla._
    @_karla._ 3 роки тому +3

    Nice Video man!

  • @DeirdreYoung1
    @DeirdreYoung1 3 роки тому +2

    Your kitchen is much more entertaining than mine.

  • @kamaunosakhere5487
    @kamaunosakhere5487 3 роки тому +3

    I love how he couldn’t not laugh at “battering ram”

  • @Shurik1337
    @Shurik1337 2 роки тому

    one of the best videos on youtube i have ever seen , thank you and good job !

  • @adorbjune96
    @adorbjune96 3 роки тому +4

    I been trying the move at 1:01 to get chips, but I always only shave off the potato crust as in 1:48. I dont know what I am doing wrong.

    • @giggityguy
      @giggityguy 3 роки тому +1

      Is your wall set to "shave" or "smithereens"? It's a common mistake, you can see that YSAC did something similar at 3:19

  • @JonathanKing9608
    @JonathanKing9608 3 роки тому

    thanks for these tips I've used about 38 of them and so far so good!