Crepes - You Suck at Cooking (episode 123)

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  • @matt1fat
    @matt1fat 3 роки тому +3994

    I am so glad you listened to me and did a song at the end. It was definitely all me. I am taking all the credit. You’re welcome, Planet Earth.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +2034

      It was you Matt Stephens. It was all you

    • @PandaJungle
      @PandaJungle 3 роки тому +298

      Thank you Matt Stephens!

    • @samborambo77
      @samborambo77 3 роки тому +220

      Matt Stephens is the man

    • @thaumaTurtles
      @thaumaTurtles 3 роки тому +152

      Matt Stephens swayed _my_ vote. Not that it had any effect, since Matt Stephens did everything

    • @georgiaa1033
      @georgiaa1033 3 роки тому +75

      praise Matt Stephens!

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 роки тому +4173

    Why have I never thought of an egg in a crepe before, it's been blinded by sweet crepes all my life

    • @henrygutierrez3243
      @henrygutierrez3243 3 роки тому +8

      Hello Patterz

    • @_-.N.-_
      @_-.N.-_ 3 роки тому +118

      We put fried chicken with vegetables and mozzarella in my country haha

    • @taylorm2382
      @taylorm2382 3 роки тому +5

      did not expect to see you here

    • @AsphaItRogue
      @AsphaItRogue 3 роки тому +10

      you NEED to try an egg dosa

    • @Simonm-jc
      @Simonm-jc 3 роки тому +4

      SAME ;---;

  • @DSLRguide
    @DSLRguide 3 роки тому +6047

    The crepe song was a masterpiece. Watched it 3 times to make up for the people skipping the musical animal exitludes

    • @po6160
      @po6160 3 роки тому +10

      Omigood you are here

    • @cavangriffin1514
      @cavangriffin1514 3 роки тому +1

      wow hi. Your super 8 video helped me make something really special for my gf a couple years ago. Didnt expect to see you here

    • @norfnorf3819
      @norfnorf3819 3 роки тому +6

      I’m fairly certain nobody skips those

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 роки тому +22

      Why would anyone skip the music? It's the best part!

    • @tleilaxu42
      @tleilaxu42 3 роки тому +12

      "The Crepe Song" is David Byrne level quality. I want a longer cut.

  • @blacksquirrel4008
    @blacksquirrel4008 3 роки тому +3270

    You forgot the first rule: Screw up (accidentally or on purpose) the first crepe so you have something to snack on while you make the rest. Martha Stewart screwed up a crepe on TV and my wife said “Hah!” to which I replied, “The first crepe is always a throwaway,” which (swear to god) was immediately followed my MS looking at the camera, winking and and saying ‘The first crepe is always a throwaway.” Wife “Sheesh, you and Martha Stewart.”

    • @Aarnavo
      @Aarnavo 3 роки тому +73

      oy blin

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 3 роки тому +13

      @@Aarnavo lets make some bylat, I mean blin!

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 3 роки тому +40

      redditor story

    • @noosh9837
      @noosh9837 3 роки тому +70

      I was making pancakes and sent the first one to hell, it came out burnt so I ate it while I made the rest. I threw up later but it was worth it.

    • @user-yn8jo3xd6w
      @user-yn8jo3xd6w 3 роки тому +13

      @@noosh9837 LMAO

  • @00swestrawberry00
    @00swestrawberry00 3 роки тому +4171

    ”Remember we’re not making pancakes”
    Every European ever: *nervous laughter*

    • @not_the_trifecta966
      @not_the_trifecta966 3 роки тому +16

      What?

    • @joge3031
      @joge3031 3 роки тому +37

      Every European? So like French people as well?

    • @00swestrawberry00
      @00swestrawberry00 3 роки тому +200

      Jo Ge last time I checked, france was still in Europe

    • @timdevos7549
      @timdevos7549 3 роки тому +672

      @@not_the_trifecta966 "crêpe" is just the french word for pancake and if you say pancake pretty much anywhere in europe people will think of this instead of "american pancakes"

    • @joge3031
      @joge3031 3 роки тому +21

      @@00swestrawberry00 so it seems I misunderstood since every European country makes pancakes but also sometimes crepes

  • @kenta326
    @kenta326 3 роки тому +2023

    Petition to release a music album named "you suck at music"

    • @tsunami_aureate
      @tsunami_aureate 3 роки тому +20

      We absolutely need that! :D

    • @nonchip
      @nonchip 3 роки тому +45

      also i miss the "you suck at cooking yeah you totally suck" intro

    • @anelevilakazi8467
      @anelevilakazi8467 3 роки тому +7

      suck yeah!

    • @alexruud
      @alexruud 3 роки тому +2

      Yes please!

    • @nameq
      @nameq 3 роки тому +1

      there's this channel already called "you suck at producing" that has even weirder narrator than this one

  • @gjg3783
    @gjg3783 3 роки тому +968

    Reasons I watch YSAC:
    -Humor
    -Songs
    -Dog vids W/ humorous songs

    • @millianarakuzen
      @millianarakuzen 3 роки тому +13

      don't forget the cats

    • @MiniGunTurtle36
      @MiniGunTurtle36 3 роки тому +9

      And the food

    • @batesjernigan1773
      @batesjernigan1773 3 роки тому +7

      Guess I'm the only one actually learning how to cook from these.

    • @wyatt8244
      @wyatt8244 3 роки тому +8

      -Robot and egg mini dramas

    • @shapesinaframe
      @shapesinaframe 3 роки тому +4

      Some people stop watching after the cooking stops. Weird.

  • @dasboi8386
    @dasboi8386 3 роки тому +2087

    No cap the ‘autospanjangler’ was purely genius innovation.

    • @loliprison7759
      @loliprison7759 3 роки тому +13

      Not really effective tho

    • @stoocy
      @stoocy 3 роки тому +54

      it gave me terrifying flashbacks to when i used to spin hella fast on the swings in elementary school. one time, my friend was spinning me so much that my arm got caught in the chains. i screamed for her to stop, but she couldn’t hear me. my arm turned into this beautiful rainbow for a week lol. i still have the mark. it looks like a giant bruise that won’t go away

    • @aliddlebird
      @aliddlebird 3 роки тому +5

      "No cap" 💩

    • @BudderBoyz
      @BudderBoyz 3 роки тому

      Only for a few seconds

    • @kindakyana2372
      @kindakyana2372 3 роки тому +1

      By that definition that could be a wangjangler on a battery powdered screw driver

  • @secretscarlet8249
    @secretscarlet8249 3 роки тому +156

    0:10 lol the subtle joke of showing the wrong ingredient with the voice over... I love small moments like these. XD

  • @MadTatted_Dad
    @MadTatted_Dad 3 роки тому +494

    "Crepe diem. When you rob a liquor store while eating crepes just to feel alive man."
    I knew I shouldn't have watched this in my doctor's waiting room. Now everyone thinks I'm a laughing crazy person.

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 3 роки тому +9

      I had the check-in person come out to the waiting area to see if we were OK we were laughing so hard once.

  • @doubtyea
    @doubtyea 3 роки тому +511

    "run full speed into your tripod" i havent laughed this hard in a long time, thank you

  • @iamnotfitforadventure8108
    @iamnotfitforadventure8108 3 роки тому +1582

    “Don’t hang your crepes out to dry, no one does that.”
    Me: I-.....

    • @jarfromanothermother2412
      @jarfromanothermother2412 3 роки тому +31

      Why the crape are you hanging your crapes out to dry!!!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no UA-camr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear iam

    • @phrogers
      @phrogers 3 роки тому +10

      @@AxxLAfriku ok 30k andy.

    • @peiithos
      @peiithos 3 роки тому +1

      are you a crepe hanging nerd 🤨😱

    • @atlix2
      @atlix2 3 роки тому +1

      do y

  • @Minecraft_Maniac_Man
    @Minecraft_Maniac_Man 3 роки тому +921

    Ahh my favorite crepe recipe:
    - 3 inches flour
    - 2 yards egg
    - 5 miles milk
    (Trust me, you really don't want to skimp out on the milk)

    • @fionalilly543
      @fionalilly543 3 роки тому +57

      My personal favorite is
      - 1 Cup sun flower
      - 2 Squirrel eggs
      - 6 Gallons coconut milk
      The flavor is just delectable *chef's kiss*

    • @timo_zz
      @timo_zz 3 роки тому +22

      I honestly love
      6 cups of cornmealflourstarch
      9 cups of heavy cream
      4 goat eggs

    • @Spacemonkeynz
      @Spacemonkeynz 3 роки тому +12

      Is that metro or emperial miles?

    • @leonfergozi
      @leonfergozi 3 роки тому +2

      “Did you skip milk day?”
      “Oh yeah, I’m still living in the same house as my son.”

    • @chirpsqueakmeow
      @chirpsqueakmeow 3 роки тому +10

      im still stuck on the
      - 1 cup flour
      - 2 eggs
      - 51 CUPS OF MILK

  • @OBugzzO
    @OBugzzO 3 роки тому +247

    2:46 "Run full speed into your tripod." 💀💀😭😭🤚

    • @kikuohanatan
      @kikuohanatan 3 роки тому +6

      BAHHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @breadcrumbs5308
      @breadcrumbs5308 3 роки тому +2

      Right i literally love the little jokes like this 💀

  • @samumohacsi
    @samumohacsi 3 роки тому +232

    "Hey, wanna give me your bacteria in my mouth so I can make you a crepe?" is an interesting pickup line.

    • @urlocalcultleader3385
      @urlocalcultleader3385 3 роки тому +22

      "damn girl, are you a rack of ribs, cuz i wanna
      cook you at 200 farenheit for 6 hours, gradually spritzing with apple juice

  • @yousuckatcooking
    @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +2232

    Good morning! I hope you are well today.

  • @arthurl4300
    @arthurl4300 3 роки тому +428

    Something my russian/ukranian grandparents would do is make little crepe burritos with a ground pork and onion filling, and you eat the whole thing with sour cream. Probably my favorite comfort food.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +259

      god that sounds good

    • @mdl9224
      @mdl9224 3 роки тому +14

      Two words man...Galette-saucisse. it's also pork inside a crepe and it is frickin awesome

    • @somerandomnification
      @somerandomnification 3 роки тому +8

      I want that.

    • @yankeerose7697
      @yankeerose7697 3 роки тому +7

      обычные фаршированные блины, дружище :)

    • @infallibleblue
      @infallibleblue 3 роки тому +1

      Blin!

  • @jasonfox6932
    @jasonfox6932 3 роки тому +128

    I never knew how to eat crepes, but after hearing your song it solved all of my problems, thank you so much now I can go back to loving my wife and kids again.

  • @Insomn
    @Insomn 3 роки тому +592

    I like the tutorial on how to actually eat the food. This is often overlooked in cooking tutorials and I'm left with all this delicious food and no idea how to get it from my plate and into my stomach. So I just have to place it directly in the toilet. Which is a great zero calorie solution but not very pleasant.

    • @1leon000
      @1leon000 3 роки тому +5

      bruh, really? You don't know how to literally eat a piece of FOOD!?

    • @dunjad2474
      @dunjad2474 3 роки тому +10

      I'm from Europe, everyone just puts some jam on them, rolls them up and eats them like that

    • @Leo.23232
      @Leo.23232 3 роки тому +132

      @@1leon000 chill, not everyone went to harvard like you

    • @skyrayne2033
      @skyrayne2033 3 роки тому +11

      @@Leo.23232 Lmao

    • @horneytoaster4773
      @horneytoaster4773 3 роки тому +9

      @@1leon000 damn. You must be some sorta prophet or some shit if don’t need a tutorial on how to eat.

  • @nosa8954
    @nosa8954 3 роки тому +1682

    This guy is "Bonging with Bimbish", the long lost stoner cousin of Binging with Babish

    • @apololololololo2798
      @apololololololo2798 3 роки тому +71

      They did a collab before, it was fun

    • @MrBarakados
      @MrBarakados 3 роки тому +72

      This guy is like binging with babish meets HowToBasic meets very good music.

    • @calcradden6293
      @calcradden6293 3 роки тому +36

      Ironically I'm pretty sure babish is a low key stoner

    • @thepocketlion6470
      @thepocketlion6470 3 роки тому +16

      snorting with simon . . .

    • @ChaseMcCain81
      @ChaseMcCain81 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @wiscomptonfinest
    @wiscomptonfinest 3 роки тому +325

    This ending song is a straight banger.

  • @sophiac6466
    @sophiac6466 3 роки тому +240

    I’m happy that I’m not the only one who tilts the room to make my crepes

    • @cmelton6796
      @cmelton6796 3 роки тому +6

      ikr, it makes everything easier

    • @xethaan1987
      @xethaan1987 3 роки тому

      Way easier, whenever my mom or grandpa makes crepes I feel the house tilt a bit. Sucks when you’re pissing tho

  • @mikehunt3688
    @mikehunt3688 3 роки тому +1300

    It's been quite a while, and I see you're still dead-set on insulting my cooking skills, well, I'll be discussing my options with my legal team.

  • @casperadam6766
    @casperadam6766 3 роки тому +98

    "run full speed into your tri-pod" made me laugh way too hard

  • @lamp4791
    @lamp4791 2 роки тому +18

    i have gone through hell and back. 6 different recipes. 4 years of crepe making. and this is the only recipe that isnt too eggy. not to break apart-y. not too this, not too that. cooks well. rolls well. tastes well. its perfect. it was so simple this whole time. i have wept at gods feet for a phoenix and he merely gave me a pigeon in return. and yet. it was what i needed this whole time.

    • @lamp4791
      @lamp4791 Рік тому

      @cosmicpigeonjanitor7939 I knew youd like it cosmicpigeonjanitor7939

    • @vicipedia
      @vicipedia Рік тому +3

      hey man if you don't want that pigeon i'll take it off your hands

  • @infires2013
    @infires2013 3 роки тому +279

    Instructions unclear.....I've summoned a French man and he's getting cigarette ash all over my kitchen counter top

    • @firstnamelastnamethirdname
      @firstnamelastnamethirdname 3 роки тому +16

      Same but the french dude brought a friend and now they're making electro beats all over my crepes and self.

    • @rheonotic
      @rheonotic 3 роки тому +4

      @@firstnamelastnamethirdname Too soon?

    • @rileymcarew110
      @rileymcarew110 3 роки тому +4

      *Oh no they've brought baguettes and wine*

    • @cleliaoconnell3705
      @cleliaoconnell3705 3 роки тому +1

      Did they bring Camembert?

  • @Tigrelionl
    @Tigrelionl 3 роки тому +955

    As a French viewer, burning a message to your crush in a crepe is a thing we totally do.

    • @rachellirosenthal
      @rachellirosenthal 3 роки тому +61

      sounds a bit crepey...
      aight ima go jump off a building now

    • @idwrewind8273
      @idwrewind8273 3 роки тому +6

      do you surrender too¿

    • @whysoseriouscooking
      @whysoseriouscooking 3 роки тому

      Ayee❤️❤️

    • @ethelredhardrede1838
      @ethelredhardrede1838 3 роки тому +22

      I would recommend that IF you do use a soldering iron for that, make sure its new one that had no contact with lead, tin, silver, gallium or uranium. Unless you are a Russian assassin and then go for it. Or working on the Last Remake of Dead On Arrival.

    • @Jacobo0990
      @Jacobo0990 3 роки тому +7

      @@ethelredhardrede1838 nah, that just adds to The flavor

  • @pillutla32
    @pillutla32 3 роки тому +103

    I urge everyone to stop at 17 seconds to read the recipes. Those are pure gold 😂

    • @ryanmccollum6754
      @ryanmccollum6754 3 роки тому +11

      I asked the dairy attendant at Whole Foods where the horse milk was. Why did he look at me funny?

    • @alanz90
      @alanz90 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you for noticing and highlighting! :)

    • @pedrobui.669
      @pedrobui.669 3 роки тому +2

      Wdym 2 yards of e g g and 6 gallons of coconut milk is perfectly normal

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 роки тому +12

      0:17 for those who want to click it

    • @blackrott9489
      @blackrott9489 3 роки тому

      @@ryanmccollum6754 Horse milk is a thing in Central Asia and it is delicious. Google Kumis.

  • @arsenijeknezevic2678
    @arsenijeknezevic2678 3 роки тому +91

    Fun Fact: Serbian pancakes are basically just crepes, although it is more common to make them by spreading jam, Nutella or sour cream on the surface of the pancake and rolling it into a tube.
    It can also be made by making it into a triangle.

    • @shabyhassan4067
      @shabyhassan4067 3 роки тому +35

      I think this is the same for the rest of Europe ^^ "

    • @waitwhy2168
      @waitwhy2168 3 роки тому +19

      @@shabyhassan4067 Very true. I was like wtf man when he said we're not making pancakes. These are pancakes bro

    • @arsenijeknezevic2678
      @arsenijeknezevic2678 3 роки тому

      @@shabyhassan4067 Cool!

    • @theindie-vidual2188
      @theindie-vidual2188 3 роки тому +15

      Basically, America is the place doing the opposite of the rest of the world again.

    • @fir9781
      @fir9781 3 роки тому +2

      My grandma makes them with jam, we are serbian 🙃

  • @MissSable
    @MissSable 3 роки тому +70

    French pancakes give me the crepes.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +765

    I can smell the crepes from here!

    • @michaelwodz9807
      @michaelwodz9807 3 роки тому +5

      I don't believe you

    • @suave605
      @suave605 3 роки тому

      I can’t wdym?

    • @youtubecat3809
      @youtubecat3809 3 роки тому +1

      @@suave605 you just have to *believe*

    • @yespls8281
      @yespls8281 3 роки тому +1

      Are you stalking me? I just saw your comments on the Gordon Ramsey video's

    • @AzizTheSavage
      @AzizTheSavage 3 роки тому +5

      @@yespls8281 that would mean he was there first to comment, so are you stalking him?

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 роки тому +158

    I guess it's true, *"Not all heroes wear crepes"*
    Okay I hope the joke doesn't fall _flat_ or _crepe-y_ xD

    • @_c8394
      @_c8394 3 роки тому +2

      You TvT
      Have penatrated.
      Every.
      Corner.
      Of my youtube feed.
      Do you SLEEP.

    • @anonymall
      @anonymall 3 роки тому

      leave. immediately

  • @CookAvecDan
    @CookAvecDan 3 роки тому +170

    A guy with a mask and a green jacket walks into a creperie
    The waiter knows something crepe-y is about to unfold.

    • @DaniJHollis
      @DaniJHollis 3 роки тому +10

      These days I think he's more of a creep if he DIDN'T have a mask on.

    • @algae122
      @algae122 3 роки тому

      I didn’t know dream robbed creperies

  • @x4r
    @x4r 3 роки тому +48

    Finally we get the 80's german pop song with slow-mo dog footage at the end of the video we've all been waiting for

  • @jeffreygrose9971
    @jeffreygrose9971 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you for the song at the end, never stop the songs they’re such a staple of the channel and they’re always amazing

  • @dogmonkey94
    @dogmonkey94 3 роки тому +181

    I came for the jokes, but I’m staying for the scruffy dog.

  • @Lionfire1998
    @Lionfire1998 3 роки тому +262

    The only question I would really loved to be answered one day is where he gets so many different dogs :D My guess hes doing some kind of foster work, but maybe hes a psychopatic dognapper who does a YT cooking show as a hobby :o

    • @kyleleibowitz7667
      @kyleleibowitz7667 3 роки тому +42

      Literally have been thinking about this for months 😂😂😂 Every outro has a new animal I swear! WHERE IS HE FINDING THEM??? I MUST KNOW

    • @artesiandifferent
      @artesiandifferent 3 роки тому +50

      Does he volunteer at a shelter? Foster dogs? Work at a dog boarding place? Have an absurd number of friends with dogs? I bet he just makes something delicious, blows the scent into the street and waits for dogs to arrive.

    • @rains0return
      @rains0return 3 роки тому +5

      Maybe he just takes videos from the internet. Wait no... That would be too specific
      Hm I'm confused

  • @ceeepreemee2593
    @ceeepreemee2593 3 роки тому +58

    I just dropped my phone in the toilet checking the notification that popped up.. and you know what, I'm still happy that I checked it. I

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +49

      that's great news

    • @MGR99
      @MGR99 3 роки тому +6

      @@yousuckatcooking Any toilet water recipes he should know?

    • @Snarethedrummer
      @Snarethedrummer 3 роки тому +1

      ♪ You Suck At Toilets, yeah you totally suck (at toilets).

    • @MGR99
      @MGR99 3 роки тому +3

      @@aleclego Can I just skip that and drink the toilet water?

    • @Orynae
      @Orynae 3 роки тому +4

      If you expand the sentence "I

  • @leahe4127
    @leahe4127 Рік тому +1

    I love the montage at the end with your dog. He seems like a precious fella; you're lucky to have him. I'm going home after a long while, and I really missed my dog. Yeah ✌️ rock on

  • @Rabbitwarren_7
    @Rabbitwarren_7 9 місяців тому +1

    Instant sub from me👍
    Just happened to be making crepes today and found this amazing channel.
    Not only are you the only cook on UA-cam who knows not to add the dry ingredients into the wet, and all at once so it’s a clumpy mess (thank god there are normal people out there), your videos are hilarious and your doggy looks so much like our Lilly who we sadly lost a few months ago.
    Your video just made my day!
    Thank you😊

  • @meicita69
    @meicita69 3 роки тому +17

    the fact that it's my birthday and this guy uploads, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +17

      happy birthday!

    • @starfireonvf
      @starfireonvf 3 роки тому +9

      It's my birthday too! Happy birthday to us!

    • @meicita69
      @meicita69 3 роки тому +1

      @@yousuckatcooking oODh god THE WAY I SQUEALED THANK YOU SO MUCH!

    • @meicita69
      @meicita69 3 роки тому +1

      @@starfireonvf HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  • @thewatcher5184
    @thewatcher5184 3 роки тому +418

    We eat crepes in my country, except they are just pancakes here

    • @ghostie7776
      @ghostie7776 3 роки тому +94

      Same. The thick pancakes are called american pancakes here.

    • @thewatcher5184
      @thewatcher5184 3 роки тому +4

      @Rik Kuster nope

    • @loke3684
      @loke3684 3 роки тому +1

      sweden?

    • @oleggordiienko8843
      @oleggordiienko8843 3 роки тому +22

      In Ukraine and Russia for sure it's the same.

    • @boldizsarballay7715
      @boldizsarballay7715 3 роки тому +53

      All pancakes are pretty much crepes except the american ones

  • @ryanh.565
    @ryanh.565 3 роки тому +62

    "Keto crepes, just roll some lettuce flat" Lol to real man

  • @LordWhirlin
    @LordWhirlin 3 роки тому +51

    I'm fairly certain that YSAC is really just a way of gradually releasing his mixtape in a way that doesn't cause fires.

  • @aricreza9607
    @aricreza9607 3 роки тому +21

    how is this man single
    chef, musician, has a dog, funny as hell, am i missing something?

  • @CookAvecDan
    @CookAvecDan 3 роки тому +37

    When a physician was asked if his new diet of pizza and crepes for COVID-19 patients was working
    He said, "I don't know, but that's the only food we can get under the door."

  • @djlinton5456
    @djlinton5456 3 роки тому +73

    I just realized you can sing “Around The World” by Daft Punk perfectly with the song at the end.

  • @Margo714P
    @Margo714P 3 роки тому +21

    2:00 When I had 'brown crispy crusticles forming' around MY edges, my mother would make me take a bath.

  • @rotsuuu
    @rotsuuu Рік тому +1

    Best Polish sweet crepe recipe: 2 eggs, 1 250ml cup of milk, 2/3 cup of water (sparkling is the best), 4 tablespoons of vegetable oil, 40g of vanilla sugar, pinch of salt. Whisk together wet and dry ingredients then mix.

  • @Jakecooks
    @Jakecooks 3 роки тому +5

    Never seen your videos before, I love the joking and sarcasm. It almost makes me want to go make a crepe which I haven't made since culinary school many years ago.

  • @surelychordophonic
    @surelychordophonic 3 роки тому +91

    Release the album, Your Music Doesn't Entirely Suck!

  • @theladyamalthea
    @theladyamalthea 3 роки тому +491

    I feel like in France they would secretly write, “Je t’aime” instead of an English phrase. 😉

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +627

      oh like in a whole other language? crazy

    • @Slimeeify
      @Slimeeify 3 роки тому +3

      @@yousuckatcooking hi dude

    • @theladyamalthea
      @theladyamalthea 3 роки тому +3

      @@merrillgeorge1838 J’aime just means “I like.” Je t’aime means “I like you.”

    • @paintedpony2935
      @paintedpony2935 3 роки тому +3

      I feel like you're a buzz kill everywhere you go. Try to enjoy the humor as it is. Or do your own show.

    • @theladyamalthea
      @theladyamalthea 3 роки тому +12

      @@paintedpony2935 I feel like you’re a troll. I greatly enjoy the humour on this show, thank you.

  • @emperorsascharoni9577
    @emperorsascharoni9577 3 роки тому +72

    “Don’t hang your crepes out to dry, no one does that.” I love that one. Good job.

  • @ryanp6999
    @ryanp6999 Рік тому +1

    Dude…. The songs at the end are so good.

  • @miuuemi
    @miuuemi 3 роки тому

    the song & dog running is so majestic together, i love it

  • @billychambers6400
    @billychambers6400 3 роки тому +72

    "Milk, flour and eggs."
    *shows eggs, milk and flour*
    You confused the hell of me there YSAC

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 3 роки тому +4

      I know, now I'm all confused!

    • @greengreen2708
      @greengreen2708 3 роки тому +8

      Yes I did watch the video as well

    • @billychambers6400
      @billychambers6400 3 роки тому +9

      @@greengreen2708 you're right. I apologise to all who read this comment and also watched the video. I will no longer quote the video when I make a comment. I've been a fool. I promise I will change and never make that mistake again. I will take some time away from commenting just to give everyone some time to heal.

    • @kristipearce4819
      @kristipearce4819 3 роки тому +2

      My brain did a backflip.

  • @idonthavepremium1431
    @idonthavepremium1431 3 роки тому +28

    whoever disliked this needs to lose some brain cells in order to understand how beautiful this is

  • @pipsishooman9849
    @pipsishooman9849 3 роки тому +7

    I'm so happy to finally see a keto recipe on your channel! Thank you!

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +8

      no problem. you can also make authentic keto tacos in a similar way

  • @elhazthorn918
    @elhazthorn918 11 місяців тому +1

    You calling it "wheat dust" reminded me of a woman at work. She asked me where the flour was. So I pointed to the bag in front of her face. She angrily said "No! That's the WHEAT flour! I need REGULAR flour!" Then I asked her what grain she thought "regular" flour came from, and she went silent.

  • @alysimone
    @alysimone 3 роки тому +11

    My favorite cooking channel. The only cooking channel I’m subscribed to...and you may already know, ♪ I do suck at cooking, yeah I totally suck ♪. Anyway, I had to click because the crêpes on thumbnail looked delicious.

  • @vanadium0728
    @vanadium0728 3 роки тому +16

    thank you ysac we love your work and especially your songs

  • @lizzzrd8395
    @lizzzrd8395 3 роки тому +5

    Good to see you back brother

  • @zonk9343
    @zonk9343 3 роки тому +74

    YSAC is literally just the Dr. Seuss of cooking

    • @firstlast5454
      @firstlast5454 3 роки тому +3

      A racist?

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 3 роки тому +1

      @@firstlast5454 *post-racism dr seuss

    • @firstlast5454
      @firstlast5454 3 роки тому

      @@thecountercounter9127 frigg, youre right! They cured the racism!

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 3 роки тому +1

      @@firstlast5454 I cant tell if you're being sarcastic or not, because i mean like he did heavily apologize and admit to the fullest extent that everything he did was wrong and even made horton hears a who as just a big apology letter for what he did.

  • @rasmustagu
    @rasmustagu 3 роки тому +3

    You're truly one of a kind, making banger after banger each one elevating from the last. Loved it, good stuff - I'm going to make some crepes now.

  • @arenkai
    @arenkai 3 роки тому +1

    1:37
    Or you could put the butter on the paper and smear it on the pan like that

  • @jimbo-tq1rr
    @jimbo-tq1rr 3 роки тому +6

    Best part of the year. Whenever this guy uploads.

  • @Ghxsys2210
    @Ghxsys2210 3 роки тому +4

    YSAC, you are the most talented YT chef that ive seen. You are so talented in your humor, your taste of music, and your delicious food. I really think your channel deserves more views and subscribers. Thank you, YSAC. -GLMM SUCKS

  • @TM-vm5pk
    @TM-vm5pk 3 роки тому +10

    These videos always put me in a good mood, but something about the ending songs just hit different👌🤠

  • @Xiumi0
    @Xiumi0 3 роки тому +3

    As someone who is polish and makes crepés we call these “naleszniki” and we have a slightly different recipe, we make it slightly thicker and we add more eggs, flour, and a bit more milk to make more, this video is surprisingly accurate in my opinion. Nice job!

    • @martynakazibut6293
      @martynakazibut6293 3 роки тому +1

      You're not very good at being a polish person. It's naleśniki

  • @jandastroy
    @jandastroy 3 роки тому

    Add desired flavor of jam to desired yogurt to taste. Spread mixture thin over whole surface and then roll it up with banana slices. Optionally sear it before serving.

  • @CallieSqueakz
    @CallieSqueakz 3 роки тому +54

    Hey, where’d the intro go? (Good recipe, but the lack of an intro threw me off-guard.)

    • @nihilistbookclub5370
      @nihilistbookclub5370 3 роки тому +10

      Did not even notice that. I am very concerned

    • @cofffee817
      @cofffee817 3 роки тому +6

      last few vids either didn't have the intro song or the outro song and the last one had neither

    • @CallieSqueakz
      @CallieSqueakz 3 роки тому +1

      +@@cofffee817
      Oi blin

  • @gwenaronimacaroni1136
    @gwenaronimacaroni1136 3 роки тому +15

    The lose of our favorite intro is hitting me way harder than I thought it would.

  • @ariagrace8117
    @ariagrace8117 3 роки тому +97

    I AM HERE I AM HERE I AM HERE. I have nothing interesting to say but I am hungry and I am here.

  • @yersinja
    @yersinja 3 роки тому

    Why would anyone dislike a video from this gem of a channel. This dude got me through weeks od lockdown.

  • @ravingcuriosity6345
    @ravingcuriosity6345 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you for adding captions to the songs! Much appreciate it!

  • @EpicAwesomesauce
    @EpicAwesomesauce 3 роки тому +12

    I was NOT expecting that tilting room joke. That got me good! hahaha

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 3 роки тому

      Same 😁😁😁😂😂😂

    • @nijnij3988
      @nijnij3988 3 роки тому +1

      The guy is so endlessly creative. Who comes up with so much hilarious almost-randomness? Geniuses, that's who.

  • @Al-ce6ur
    @Al-ce6ur 3 роки тому +40

    When the channel "You Suck at Cooking" Is better than most food channels

  • @kinsbeans
    @kinsbeans 3 роки тому +20

    YSAC should release a whole album for those jingles.

  • @cedric4317
    @cedric4317 3 роки тому

    Weirdly enough im feeling as if you re puttin less and less effort in making super funky edits and special effects which made this channel a masterpiece

  • @marilynwashburn4480
    @marilynwashburn4480 12 днів тому

    I'm pretty sure that this is the only cooking channel that I'll ever need for the rest of my earthly existence!! 😅

  • @hibuscis
    @hibuscis 3 роки тому +5

    great vid. glad the songs are back. i’m not letting you forget about the cinnamon rolls though

  • @JamieThelin
    @JamieThelin 3 роки тому +55

    I see, Daft Punk broke up so they could work on YSAC outro music.

  • @emberlyncrow3704
    @emberlyncrow3704 3 роки тому +25

    "Two squirrel eggs"
    Ah, yes.

  • @matthewsmith5169
    @matthewsmith5169 Рік тому +1

    Just made these on a flat top griddle and absolutely loved them, thanks ysac!

  • @rottenwayne3468
    @rottenwayne3468 2 роки тому +1

    Yes, the milk is the round brown thing, the flour is obviously the liquid thing, and the egg is the powder that looks like crack.

  • @Clauds1005
    @Clauds1005 3 роки тому +16

    The 3 dislikes are from the people who hang their crepes

  • @spagsauce
    @spagsauce 3 роки тому +98

    Too late, you didn't upload the same time as binging with babish

    • @Bendyrulz
      @Bendyrulz 3 роки тому +15

      That’s because they are the same person and you can’t upload 2 videos at the same time

    • @rusduderus
      @rusduderus 3 роки тому +1

      you mean badging with bimbish?

  • @marconi1906
    @marconi1906 3 роки тому +17

    what can i do to substitute running full speed into my tripod?

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +25

      you can run half speed but it won't taste the same

    • @guy-dev
      @guy-dev 3 роки тому +3

      @@yousuckatcooking what if I don't have a tripod to run at full speed into? can I substitute with a stool?

    • @somerandomnification
      @somerandomnification 3 роки тому +4

      @@guy-dev Please don't use your stools in any recipe.

    • @hnyii
      @hnyii 3 роки тому

      @@somerandomnification 💀

  • @mikefufuffalo8487
    @mikefufuffalo8487 2 роки тому

    Just found your site, spamming it all now, best cooking show ever, I will make all this food. You gave me at least a month of new stuff to eat, hell ya!

  • @mojojojo5819
    @mojojojo5819 3 роки тому

    i feel like he puts so much effort in these for no reason but i love it

  • @alicelim13
    @alicelim13 3 роки тому +35

    I have a uni admissions exam tmr and this made me slightly less anxious! thank you 🥰

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +33

      no problem good luck!

    • @bonniewylie3287
      @bonniewylie3287 3 роки тому +5

      You're going to do great! 👍👏👏👏

    • @rusty852
      @rusty852 3 роки тому +2

      good luck!

    • @santajimi
      @santajimi 3 роки тому +2

      So ... How'd it go?

    • @alicelim13
      @alicelim13 3 роки тому +2

      @@santajimi it went rly well! ☺☺ probs because ysac wished me luck

  • @ikemeitz5287
    @ikemeitz5287 3 роки тому +5

    This was one of my favorite songs so far

  • @stex6315
    @stex6315 3 роки тому +48

    This recipe looks good! Do you have any oxygen free alternatives though? I'm sorta allergic.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 роки тому +50

      You could try a sulfur dioxide version

    • @santajimi
      @santajimi 3 роки тому +9

      Make them on the moon. That's why YSAC made the salad dressing up there.

    • @alechall7082
      @alechall7082 3 роки тому +2

      @@yousuckatcooking so modern wow

    • @sevenandthelittlestmew
      @sevenandthelittlestmew 3 роки тому +2

      @@diyanosaur_29 Totally what I was thinking. Not only that, but it’s got two oxygen molecules. I guess Undead Seadragon is out of luck. Probably a common problem with most of the undead - may also be a contributing factor to their zombie limbs continuously falling off.

  • @mariawhite7337
    @mariawhite7337 2 роки тому +1

    I've noticed too that resting the dough doesn't do much. I think it makes them less likely to crack and break while folding. Because of the gluten, however. I've not noticed any difference at all no matter what. Like the buckwheat crepes I made recently said to rest overnight and I said to myself, NOPE. And cooked them. Also I DO have a crepe pan. Yes I have a pan I make crepes in and just crepes.

    • @luismoref
      @luismoref 2 роки тому

      I also have a crepe pan. But I don't make crepes, after watching this I think I'll make some hahaha

  • @crabbyoister6990
    @crabbyoister6990 3 роки тому

    I've only just rediscovered this channel and I'm happy to say that it hasn't changed one bit

  • @seppelin8057
    @seppelin8057 3 роки тому +31

    I'm a simple man, I see that YSAC posted.. I watch the video

  • @TheAgamemnon911
    @TheAgamemnon911 3 роки тому +27

    Hmm... should have torched "subscribe" into that crepe.

  • @thedwarfking2
    @thedwarfking2 3 роки тому +5

    Petition to have yousuckatcooking make a full version of this end song,
    Or just put it on spotify

  • @wowitscoldout1119
    @wowitscoldout1119 3 роки тому

    Fell asleep to UA-cam, waking up to the crepe song was completely incomprehensible, thank you

  • @eltots
    @eltots 3 роки тому

    I'm living in Bretagne, the western region of France where crepes come from, and I must say putting salted ingredients like ham and eggs on a crepe is considered to be a sacrilege! Here, crepes are meant to be served with sweet garniture, like the traditional salted butter and sugar combo.
    The real salted version of the crepe is called "galette de sarrasin", and is made by using buckwheat flour instead of wheat flour, and by replacing milk with water. It's a delicious dish, which is so emblematic of our region that one of its variant, the "galette saucisse" (galette filled with one sausage), is the emblem of the biggest soccer club of western France, the Stade Rennais ;)