5 Easy Breakfasts - You Suck at Cooking (episode 64)

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  • @valerieswerdlow4258
    @valerieswerdlow4258 4 роки тому +2365

    I was wondering how he films these...then I remembered he hasn't done a face reveal...and then I realized that his face IS a camera. I solved the mystery nobody realized needed to be solved.

    • @TalosBjorn
      @TalosBjorn 4 роки тому +22

      He's like the prince robot from Saga

    • @forces2430
      @forces2430 4 роки тому +79

      The best conspiracy theories I have see are this one and he’s the headless horseman but he wants to pursue his dream of making cooking videos on the internet

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 4 роки тому +8

      wait them why does the food go behind the camera?

    • @jameswhitley4101
      @jameswhitley4101 4 роки тому +31

      @@IndigoGollum its all an illusion, a trick. The eating sound effects are clearly foley effects added in post-production

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 3 роки тому +7

      He is from Australia

  • @hyphenatedgames2954
    @hyphenatedgames2954 6 років тому +8465

    Excuse me, I'll have you know that my friend makes avocado toast and owns a very prominent cardboard mansion

    • @terrarian5166
      @terrarian5166 5 років тому +137

      @@Ispint how is that an r/wooosh comment if it's a joke?

    • @thedoctor9440
      @thedoctor9440 5 років тому +89

      @@Ispint no sir YOU r/woosh

    • @thedoctor9440
      @thedoctor9440 5 років тому +35

      @@Ispint nah kind siaar! YOOOU!! r/woosh

    • @asnsaule
      @asnsaule 5 років тому +27

      @@Ispint r/woosh

    • @aloskss
      @aloskss 5 років тому +14

      Yuminous Dude

  • @Andy-qt4zz
    @Andy-qt4zz 6 років тому +4007

    Every time you say mix instead of wangjangle someone’s soul gets damaged. Think about that YSAC

    • @shumaii-2247
      @shumaii-2247 6 років тому +14

      Help me

    • @shumaii-2247
      @shumaii-2247 6 років тому +22

      I’m the owner of one of those souls..

    • @justinxin8415
      @justinxin8415 5 років тому +33

      Think about the children, YSAC. The poor, poor children!
      Whom you have blessed with your videos

    • @TheFantasticWarrior
      @TheFantasticWarrior 5 років тому +2

      AnxietyStorm Gacha wanjangle

    • @missfrostbitten957
      @missfrostbitten957 5 років тому +4

      Justin Xin children are demons

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 роки тому +807

    bruh when he said "propaganda created by the cerealobmropschromchomplorm mmmm"
    I felt that

  • @mostfrozenburrito
    @mostfrozenburrito 5 років тому +1095

    “If you make this, you’ll never be a homeowner” absolutely killed me

    • @the1ner0
      @the1ner0 4 роки тому +1

      Rip

    • @the1ner0
      @the1ner0 4 роки тому

      Your dead

    • @musiclover7004
      @musiclover7004 4 роки тому

      My favorite food is a burrito

    • @Lthe1
      @Lthe1 4 роки тому +3

      @@the1ner0 his dead what?

    • @the1ner0
      @the1ner0 4 роки тому

      @@Lthe1 first nice death note pfp and he said it killed him so i said rip he's dead

  • @Itsalexusblack
    @Itsalexusblack 5 років тому +7431

    He just whipped out a PEELED avocado and nobody is saying anything

    • @hughbakel1863
      @hughbakel1863 5 років тому +44

      J R exactly bruh

    • @xombzz
      @xombzz 5 років тому +51

      I read this as pee led

    • @amira6407
      @amira6407 5 років тому +109

      I accidentally peeled an avocado. If you wanna try, cut a slightly unripe one in half up to the seed and then try twisting it and pulling it apart. Mine was unripe in the center so it clung to the seed but the skin started peeling off in my hand. Idk of it works for ripe ones too. Try it out c:

    • @tobygreen6661
      @tobygreen6661 5 років тому +10

      Well I mean all of us here are sooooooo.......

    • @TattoedKiss
      @TattoedKiss 5 років тому +9

      I peel them if I want them in slices for a salad or something

  • @georgeconnelly3717
    @georgeconnelly3717 7 років тому +1221

    "This is great if you have kids or immature adults" Sounds like you have experience YSAC

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  7 років тому +353

      I hang out with an immature adult a LOT.

    • @abonynge
      @abonynge 7 років тому +95

      I too hang out with mirrors.

    • @meghauw
      @meghauw 7 років тому +17

      The one that looks at you when you look into the mirror?

    • @lininomartino
      @lininomartino 7 років тому +6

      YSAC, would that be...yourself? Just wonderin.

    • @Ambir91
      @Ambir91 7 років тому +9

      You Suck At Cooking Casually Explained maybe?

  • @darengauthier522
    @darengauthier522 4 роки тому +285

    Thank you for existing and being on UA-cam

  • @CocoasArt
    @CocoasArt 5 років тому +1593

    Where can I find shell less eggs?

    • @candycoated_rage6591
      @candycoated_rage6591 4 роки тому +26

      Ask joe

    • @chimkinnuggs753
      @chimkinnuggs753 4 роки тому +49

      Hannah Kiwi
      I’m pretty sure Joe has Ligma, so we might not be able to go ask today. Maybe next week, though!

    • @frogcracker7476
      @frogcracker7476 4 роки тому +13

      Chimkin Nuggs who’s joe and what’s ligma

    • @elijahcorpus3
      @elijahcorpus3 4 роки тому +55

      @@frogcracker7476 joe mama 'bouta ligma balls

    • @jeanstarnes4551
      @jeanstarnes4551 4 роки тому +36

      Larry Failure *you stepped into one of the most dangerous traps*

  • @tilly2715
    @tilly2715 7 років тому +1318

    I've started using words like wangjangle and pepper pepper pepper in my every day vocabulary ... #1 fan right here

    • @mediumbots1463
      @mediumbots1463 7 років тому +10

      Tilly Leigh
      wangjangle your dog

    • @extremelyhappysimmer
      @extremelyhappysimmer 6 років тому +28

      I started letting my eggs say goodbye to each other

    • @loansommebastard65
      @loansommebastard65 6 років тому +10

      Tilly Leigh I don't even know what an oven is anymore. The onion gods rule all

    • @318Jallen
      @318Jallen 6 років тому +10

      Whenever I add pepper to anything now, I say pepper pepper pepper.

    • @zoescarborough6958
      @zoescarborough6958 6 років тому +1

      Allen Sawyer me too

  • @NotoriousRNG
    @NotoriousRNG 7 років тому +869

    #2 on trending? Holy shit the UA-cam gods are actually bumping good content?!

  • @emilyshep21
    @emilyshep21 6 років тому +2677

    Man I love a good plate of hot coffee🤣🤣

    • @al-hn7fc
      @al-hn7fc 6 років тому +36

      Random fact: People used to do something similar were they poured the coffee onto the saucer to cool off. Then they sipped it from the saucer. In Sweden its called "Dricka på fat".

    • @gibsondanny
      @gibsondanny 5 років тому +8

      @@al-hn7fc How is it 'random'. It is directly related to the comment you are replying to.

    • @LS-qt9bo
      @LS-qt9bo 5 років тому +14

      @@gibsondanny because him saying a fact was random

    • @ayy-dree-in
      @ayy-dree-in 4 роки тому

      Pfft who doesn't?@

    • @virginiacabaraban722
      @virginiacabaraban722 4 роки тому

      Imagine using emoji wow C R I N G E

  • @badimprov9729
    @badimprov9729 7 років тому +1633

    The banana dipped in peanut butter looks like it should be a rated R breakfast.

    • @EarlyWorm1
      @EarlyWorm1 7 років тому +5

      BadImprov Subscribe to my channel I made a song about being horny

    • @TheBrokenLife
      @TheBrokenLife 7 років тому +20

      Looked kinda like yesterday's breakfast to me...

    • @thenoobdestroyer9756
      @thenoobdestroyer9756 7 років тому +5

      HiHatzMedia hahhahah he really did make that song

    • @thenoobdestroyer9756
      @thenoobdestroyer9756 7 років тому +3

      BadImprov and how it's just a banana diped in peanut butter

    • @_ahuerta205_3
      @_ahuerta205_3 7 років тому +3

      BadImprov Rated X*

  • @Emilybynum1
    @Emilybynum1 7 років тому +142

    Why the fuck do you not have merch? I would buy a pepper pepper pepper shirt in a fucking heart beat.

  • @oliviaferguson5267
    @oliviaferguson5267 7 років тому +2362

    I feel like your cooking is a little to advanced for me. Mind doing some easier recipes?

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  7 років тому +763

      I'll try to dumb it down for you in the future.

    • @danni8191
      @danni8191 7 років тому +81

      You Suck At Cooking Why did you start the Cali wildfires?

    • @rosielove4045
      @rosielove4045 7 років тому +17

      Olivia Ferguson so spreading avocado on toast is really hard for you?

    • @truecoug2424
      @truecoug2424 7 років тому +82

      You need to replace the batteries in your sarcasm detector.

    • @DavidT943
      @DavidT943 7 років тому +5

      Four words Chowder. Pickle in a cup.

  • @ansh7358
    @ansh7358 5 років тому +155

    I started doubting all the other cooking videos because of you man.

  • @MilesMartinez
    @MilesMartinez 7 років тому +203

    The way he says "mm I love this breakfast" at 1:55 forever rings in my head

  • @kippers1
    @kippers1 7 років тому +2709

    There's a lot of new people here so to them I say *leave.*
    *Leave while you still have a chance.*

    • @NKG416
      @NKG416 7 років тому +75

      we welcome them

    • @xMiso12x
      @xMiso12x 7 років тому +26

      kippers Lmaoo ive been watching him for over a year now

    • @leosullivan8961
      @leosullivan8961 7 років тому +17

      kippers I'm hooked

    • @rolo951
      @rolo951 7 років тому +3

      kippers okay I will because this is fucking shite

    • @lessalazar9068
      @lessalazar9068 7 років тому +8

      Any YSAC fans from before episode 10?

  • @ghestral6088
    @ghestral6088 7 років тому +490

    Dude, cereal should really be on this list. Can't tell you how many times I burned my bowl of cereal...

  • @megacaptcha5894
    @megacaptcha5894 6 років тому +6787

    "And don't forget to serve it with a hot plate of coffee". That caught me off guard now I'm crying out of laughter 😂😂😂
    Edit: Bababooey

    • @rorybray7356
      @rorybray7356 5 років тому +13

      Hahahaha yeah that got me too

    • @bgxd7571
      @bgxd7571 5 років тому +8

      Caught

    • @cornloin9732
      @cornloin9732 5 років тому +7

      cought

    • @shan_alriel
      @shan_alriel 5 років тому +12

      Lol but in all seriousness, my dad does this every morning he said so the tea won't be too hot to drink

    • @shibataeduardo
      @shibataeduardo 5 років тому

      Same

  • @OlyaTheExplorer
    @OlyaTheExplorer 7 років тому +263

    That wonderful-wonderful sound of a knife scraping the toast. Music to my ears. 😏

  • @alexiag6763
    @alexiag6763 7 років тому +630

    "spray some non-stick chemicals"

    • @DD-sq3mr
      @DD-sq3mr 7 років тому +1

      DIED

    • @willisbest4593
      @willisbest4593 7 років тому +3

      Im from germany and here we dont (or rarely (in my region))use that stuff. It seems very unnatural to me but i cannot deny how useful it seems.

  • @user-sp9ui9dd6u
    @user-sp9ui9dd6u 7 років тому +248

    "That's called a muglet, or an omelug.."
    IM SUBSCRIBING BYE

  • @infernalpear5332
    @infernalpear5332 5 років тому +607

    Binging with babish: This entertaining but yeah I can't be do this. Not even gonna try. Nice to dream tho.
    You suck at cooking: I-I-I thought... Is it possible? I can do this?

    • @DobroPitanje
      @DobroPitanje 5 років тому +11

      I love both

    • @thespiritualfishlad4153
      @thespiritualfishlad4153 5 років тому +26

      I’d be great if one day Babish made a video like this and you suck at cooking made a serious tutorial

    • @ywLDSforever
      @ywLDSforever 5 років тому +20

      @@thespiritualfishlad4153 YSAC actually did do a serious tutorial. Look up his April Fool's one. It's actually on the edge of disappointing...

    • @Theworldiscomplex
      @Theworldiscomplex 4 роки тому +1

      I love both

    • @_Myrhl
      @_Myrhl 4 роки тому +1

      HowToBasic: Im not even gonna try

  • @Catman2030
    @Catman2030 7 років тому +65

    The egg was shell-less so you could avoid saying goodbye to it, wasn't it. Clever work.

  • @ethanfishell1930
    @ethanfishell1930 5 років тому +113

    0:50 Its not called "scramble." The proper term is "scrangjangle."

  • @alotofthings22
    @alotofthings22 7 років тому +2472

    What if I cheat the system by making avocado toast when I already am a homeowner?

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  7 років тому +989

      You BASTARD.

    • @rosielove4045
      @rosielove4045 7 років тому +184

      Derp Wayne you are then audited and lose your home.

    • @michaeldeleeuw9644
      @michaeldeleeuw9644 7 років тому +160

      Derp Wayne you can't. Got no money left to buy an avocado

    • @boingwater
      @boingwater 7 років тому +100

      the house is then haunted by a dead millenial

    • @alotofthings22
      @alotofthings22 7 років тому +183

      Being haunted by a millenial doesn't sound so bad. Their crippling social anxiety renders them harmless.

  • @christiancastillomusic2319
    @christiancastillomusic2319 5 років тому +298

    When he put the zipper on the banana peel I started crying hysterically laughing. I was also driving. While blinded.

  • @dippy_dot_mann6922
    @dippy_dot_mann6922 5 років тому +242

    **quietly looks at the 1.50$ avocado in my hand**
    Goodbye dreams

    • @finnb1564
      @finnb1564 4 роки тому +2

      Aldi sells them for 50 cents most of the time

    • @edrel4771
      @edrel4771 4 роки тому

      1€ = 1 avocado

    • @noobnub7305
      @noobnub7305 4 роки тому +1

      avocadoes are so expensive some reason idk why thp

    • @initialcreation
      @initialcreation 4 роки тому

      Almond milk tho

    • @mariacarvalho2926
      @mariacarvalho2926 3 роки тому

      @@noobnub7305 it's because they are hard to grow and there's a high demand for them

  • @anshpatel.
    @anshpatel. 7 років тому +108

    I liked this video for that dog montage at the end

  • @anthonythefirst9451
    @anthonythefirst9451 7 років тому +307

    #1 Reeses Puffs Cereal.

    • @mediumbots1463
      @mediumbots1463 7 років тому

      AnthonyTheFirst
      yes

    • @JoseDSchiffer
      @JoseDSchiffer 7 років тому +3

      reeses puffs reeses puffs beat em up beat em up beat em up

    • @panicsupreme
      @panicsupreme 6 років тому +4

      AnthonyTheFirst That's cereal company propaganda. Don't believe it.

    • @alenna713
      @alenna713 6 років тому

      NOOOOOOO.... OREO O’S FO DA WIN

    • @jamiescheuermann76
      @jamiescheuermann76 6 років тому

      RACIST BUGS RACIST BUGS BEAT EM UP BEAT EM UP BEAT EM UP BEAT EM UP

  • @daniel.a2670
    @daniel.a2670 5 років тому +301

    So you are the guy who started the wildfire

    • @serious_drama
      @serious_drama 4 роки тому +2

      shit.. is he?

    • @violeteatsstars
      @violeteatsstars 4 роки тому +2

      I mean he most likely lives in Canada, and he wouldn’t just let the world around his home burn
      Edit: oh sorry, I meant no offense and didn’t realize how far back this comment was made, so sorry

    • @daniel.a2670
      @daniel.a2670 4 роки тому +1

      this was a year ago

    • @billyjohnsonstudios
      @billyjohnsonstudios 4 роки тому

      L M F A O

    • @LeaPar4
      @LeaPar4 4 роки тому +1

      Ryan started the fire

  • @matthewpapaleo31
    @matthewpapaleo31 7 років тому +265

    But it's not breakfast here in Australia. Think about all the time zones YSAC

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  7 років тому +198

      I'm so inconsiderate. I'll try not to delete the video when your breakfast rolls around.

    • @matthewpapaleo31
      @matthewpapaleo31 7 років тому +25

      You Suck At Cooking you better

    • @rosielove4045
      @rosielove4045 7 років тому

      You Suck At Cooking can you do another slam poetry?

    • @drakonid
      @drakonid 7 років тому +3

      Have aussies never heard of brinner?

    • @adiwindardi4369
      @adiwindardi4369 7 років тому

      Matthew Papaleo well, Indonesia still at night, man

  • @mauwmauw593
    @mauwmauw593 7 років тому +83

    You brighten up my day. Thank you

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  7 років тому +73

      You're welcome.

    • @mauwmauw593
      @mauwmauw593 7 років тому +16

      You Suck At Cooking and now I am even happier. What is this

    • @RaeSyngKane
      @RaeSyngKane 7 років тому +5

      I live in Texas and it is now too bright, can you turn it down a notch?

  • @kaileyshy3046
    @kaileyshy3046 7 років тому +9

    Thank you for posting this on one of the worst days of my life. Youre a lifesaver, your videos always make me feel better☺️

  • @alwkw3783
    @alwkw3783 5 років тому +70

    "If you make this, you're never gonna be a homeowner....I really hope it was worth it." 😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant:)

  • @DizzyedUpGirl
    @DizzyedUpGirl 7 років тому +61

    Shell-less eggs? But that's where most of the nutrients are.

  • @Doc2beer
    @Doc2beer 7 років тому +843

    *INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR!* Banana stuck in peanut butter!

  • @ydobonrm
    @ydobonrm 7 років тому +456

    Pause at 0:41 if you look at the apples they spell "COOK"

    • @LlamaCraft
      @LlamaCraft 6 років тому +26

      its um not cook its um cock

    • @blackmamba3855
      @blackmamba3855 6 років тому +2

      Omg ur right

    • @NaschAzure
      @NaschAzure 5 років тому

      @Pop TheOakTree it is though

    • @speccysquaregolike9629
      @speccysquaregolike9629 5 років тому +1

      @@NaschAzure WHERE IS THE OTHER "C"!? 😂😂😂 Like theres two "C" shapes, but they aren't in the right order to spell "cock", so... idk what you're on, m'boi

    • @nicoletta7358
      @nicoletta7358 5 років тому +3

      @Pop TheOakTree what's with the "bitch" that didnt need to be added bitch

  • @LolCow.Complilations
    @LolCow.Complilations Рік тому +6

    This channel finally made me learn to cook after hating cooking for years because he’s teaching me yummy things and keeps my attention

  • @zionklinger2264
    @zionklinger2264 7 років тому +45

    YSAC, You're great content and I appreciate you!

  • @steffanieo9989
    @steffanieo9989 7 років тому +192

    Where do you buy shell-less eggs, couldn't find them at the shops?

    • @EarlyWorm1
      @EarlyWorm1 7 років тому

      Steffanie Ogilvie Subscribe to my channel I made a song about being horny

    • @denistremblay8670
      @denistremblay8670 7 років тому +1

      Steffanie O
      gilvie

    • @EzekielWheel
      @EzekielWheel 7 років тому +5

      Steffanie Ogilvie you can find them in salads usually shell-less eggs are kept refrigerated

    • @Jacob99.
      @Jacob99. 7 років тому +28

      Probably in the boneless section

    • @AceBoone05
      @AceBoone05 7 років тому +8

      Steffanie Ogilvie shell-less eggs are put in a carton container right next to the shelled eggs.

  • @samvidr6035
    @samvidr6035 6 років тому +41

    Vision board-did you do it ?
    YSAC-yes
    Vision board-what did it cost?
    YSAC-everything

  • @tehreemraza123
    @tehreemraza123 5 років тому +17

    "Serve it with a hot plate of coffee" I burst out laughing in middle of the night.

  • @goatvic
    @goatvic 7 років тому +446

    Is no one gonna talk about the fact his avacado was seedless?

    • @nikkigreen8217
      @nikkigreen8217 7 років тому +41

      GoatVic I was searching for this comment, the apple doesn’t have seeds either

    • @skater555556
      @skater555556 7 років тому +137

      *boneless

    • @microceratus
      @microceratus 6 років тому +72

      Unless I'm missing the joke, he just sliced the Apple and avocado from the outer parts, avoiding the pit and core.

    • @ccleake1
      @ccleake1 6 років тому +30

      Louis Webber um its spelt
      *B O N E L E S S*

    • @sooof1839
      @sooof1839 6 років тому +2

      Callum no I dont think he used spelt, that has gone mainstream, riceflower is the new breakfast ingredient

  • @griffinclements3908
    @griffinclements3908 7 років тому +50

    Oh Heck I love your channel
    Breakfast tomorrow is set

  • @noncreator
    @noncreator 7 років тому +7

    My recipe for avocado toast:
    1. Check your bank account and if you have a comma then talk with a mortgage lending agency, I recommend at least 3-5 for comps.
    2. Get an estimated estimate of the estimated amount of estimated value of home you can estimate, sorry buy.
    3. Get a pre-inspection done, seriously don't skip. You might need a new roof, new water heater, or a new furnace, then negotiate, negotiate, negotiate.
    4. Check HOA addendum if any.
    5. Always bring a cashier's check and some avocados for your final home close meeting with the title agency.
    6. Get a box to sit on. Use that avocado from the title office and smash it with your bare hands.
    7. Salt and pepper for taste and top with some lime juice and cilantro.
    8. Eat a toasted bread with those hands in your new home that is owned by a bank and you get to live in it and make payments for it for the better part of your life, I mean what else are you going to do to look successful? Lease a new sports car you can't afford? Wait.

  • @tuxedogaming5289
    @tuxedogaming5289 6 років тому +7

    I cannot verbally explain how much joy you bring to me

  • @PoserGalore
    @PoserGalore 7 років тому +554

    I can tell we have new viewers on here. Welcome!

  • @hem9483
    @hem9483 7 років тому +21

    Come on man, I just made my breakfast.
    Now I have to make it again.

  • @radheyp.107
    @radheyp.107 7 років тому +54

    "A hot plate of coffee" lmao😂😂😂😂

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 років тому +48

    _This guy taught Gordon Ramsay how to cook_
    This is the first video i've seen of this guy and it's fantastic

  • @nbluejay6762
    @nbluejay6762 7 років тому +202

    No. You'll get enough money from your Instagram likes to buy a house.

  • @carterchui5395
    @carterchui5395 7 років тому +24

    Am I only one who finds it perfect that the video is 5 minutes long? Thank you lord You Suck At Cooking

  • @kevinshah8656
    @kevinshah8656 7 років тому +503

    Is avacado on toast really that good. never tried it

    • @isaacs8783
      @isaacs8783 7 років тому +421

      Kevin Shah if you like avocados and toast

    • @dankdankeryetdanker2726
      @dankdankeryetdanker2726 7 років тому +151

      You will NOT be able to buy a home if you make or GUARANTEED.

    • @johnd5574
      @johnd5574 7 років тому +61

      Legally, millenials are not allowed to have avocado toast. So unless you're old or rich, don't even think about such deliciousness because it'll just make you sad.

    • @Kahandran
      @Kahandran 7 років тому +19

      Just don't forget the salt

    • @mistymalibu9680
      @mistymalibu9680 7 років тому +13

      Kahandran and a little pepper pepper pepper!

  • @liammcgealy5072
    @liammcgealy5072 5 років тому +29

    “Omelug or Moglet” 😂

  • @millennialdisposition
    @millennialdisposition 7 років тому +24

    the oats will go well with Echoes of the Afternoon

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  7 років тому +18

      mmmmmmm, great combo.

    • @millennialdisposition
      @millennialdisposition 7 років тому +2

      You Suck At Cooking Inspired by you, kind sir

    • @juliamorton3438
      @juliamorton3438 7 років тому +3

      Abdullah Ansari obviously you serve it on a plate made of reclaimed wood

    • @BlutigeTranen
      @BlutigeTranen 7 років тому

      Julia Paddock *Reclaimed barnwood at Burning Man.

  • @negativezero4029
    @negativezero4029 6 років тому +90

    Me: give me a candy
    You suck at cooking: wats the magic word?
    Me: pepper pepper pepper

    • @debilzneta340
      @debilzneta340 5 років тому +2

      Alex_Suplex it’s actually wangjangle

    • @Allieeee581
      @Allieeee581 5 років тому

      Alex_Suplex what*

  • @fuutaipaste6403
    @fuutaipaste6403 7 років тому +5

    Where has this channel been on my whole life omg. This is brilliant!

  • @tearat179
    @tearat179 5 років тому +32

    you should make a video with "what to do with the Chinese noodles you ordered but didn't eat so you put them in the fridge overnight and they're tasteless help"

    • @justinxin8415
      @justinxin8415 5 років тому

      tea rat That’s basically modified ramen right there

    • @shirleytang68
      @shirleytang68 4 роки тому

      tea rat happy birthday

  • @ksmasterchif
    @ksmasterchif 7 років тому +126

    you didnt let the egg say goodbye... is that ok when you are cooking them in the microwave???

    • @Wispful
      @Wispful 7 років тому +132

      This one was a shell-less egg, it was born defective and unable to communicate.

    • @xxlemonychocopuffsxx0923
      @xxlemonychocopuffsxx0923 7 років тому

      When the reply gets more like than the comment

    • @Wispful
      @Wispful 7 років тому

      Whoa didn't even see that I got likes

  • @tonymusic720
    @tonymusic720 7 років тому +338

    How does the Flash like his eggs?
    Runny

  • @GEEKYSIM
    @GEEKYSIM 7 років тому +669

    ....what did I just watch...he zipped up a banana...

    • @lindseymp6897
      @lindseymp6897 7 років тому +75

      Angel Jhonson Welcome to YSAC.

    • @ThanhCNgo
      @ThanhCNgo 7 років тому +32

      All men did.

    • @ChronosKat
      @ChronosKat 7 років тому +39

      Angel Jhonson Hello, welcome, you must be new.

    • @liamsinnicks8066
      @liamsinnicks8066 7 років тому +3

      ChronosKat I was just thinking that

    • @alex_dot_org5512
      @alex_dot_org5512 7 років тому +14

      ChronosKat he is one of us now

  • @ms.l8811
    @ms.l8811 5 років тому +55

    Thank you UA-cam for finally showing me a treasure. Great helpful tips. With a hint of what the fuck did I just watch. Perfect.

  • @unicornk1d
    @unicornk1d 7 років тому +6

    Ahhhhh! Im so glad you're trending! I've watched you for a long while and I'm just glad to see your channel grow. Thanks for makin my favorite youtube videos!

  • @blanktae8459
    @blanktae8459 7 років тому +63

    i snorted a couple time this is actually more entertaining that i was expecting

  • @Debaaa86
    @Debaaa86 7 років тому +4

    I feel like YSAC's songs don't get enough recognition, they're so great! Can we get an album? 😁

  • @Ashley-tf7zz
    @Ashley-tf7zz 6 років тому +363

    Ur instructions were not clear
    I ended up being stuck in a microwave

    • @joemohamed3008
      @joemohamed3008 6 років тому +1

      Wut

    • @bobbymcgee815
      @bobbymcgee815 6 років тому +2

      U must be a a really tall miget then

    • @missmarreynolds
      @missmarreynolds 5 років тому +2

      Wait
      Thats nOt supposed to hapoen?

    • @CodeWithLukas
      @CodeWithLukas 5 років тому +2

      Instructions unclear, my dick got stuck in a toaster

    • @alanbrito4941
      @alanbrito4941 5 років тому +2

      @@CodeWithLukas well i got my microwave stucked in a dick

  • @yousuckatcooking
    @yousuckatcooking  7 років тому +227

    Tweet the breakfast: ctt.ec/w8c17
    Facebook the breakslow: hrefshare.com/42240

    • @user-yn6gk7xf3h
      @user-yn6gk7xf3h 7 років тому +18

      You Suck At Cooking keep up the good work dude, your videos bring me joy every time I watch them.

    • @masonberger7624
      @masonberger7624 7 років тому +6

      I feel like your fixation on home owning comes from a very personal place

    • @st007tg
      @st007tg 7 років тому +1

      You Suck At Cooking are you high when you make these videos?

    • @idkstilldont1570
      @idkstilldont1570 7 років тому

      You Suck At Cooking you are the best UA-camr that there is and ever will be

  • @GingerGingie
    @GingerGingie 7 років тому +9

    THANK YOU! Omelet in a mug is how I fed myself through college. My hubby thinks it's insanity. NO. You Suck At Cooking just validated 4 years of my breakfast life.
    You're the best.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  7 років тому +24

      That's what happens when you marry an elitist.

  • @jamestree6697
    @jamestree6697 7 років тому +13

    let's face it dude, we all want pimblockto back!

  • @daviddow1257
    @daviddow1257 6 років тому +32

    I remember watching this when I was younger, not getting the jokes, and being very angry

  • @branpuff4218
    @branpuff4218 7 років тому +49

    I'm new here but this is amazing and I subbed

  • @chrinnyy
    @chrinnyy 7 років тому +332

    Last time I was this early, the haters didn't dab back

  • @FireAce45687
    @FireAce45687 7 років тому +8

    People started staring at me eating breakfast in the middle of the day.

  • @durkado6318
    @durkado6318 5 років тому

    Where has this channel been my entire life!? Not sure what I was watching to have these videos pop up in my recommended feed, but thank you. Been on a binge this morning.

  • @abdaishere
    @abdaishere 7 років тому +116

    I suck at holding an apple i suck at breaking an egg i suck at cutting thing whit a knife i suck at holding a cup and i suck at eating
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Help!

    • @mediumbots1463
      @mediumbots1463 7 років тому +6

      Any vidoes
      breaking eggs takes literally no skill

    • @bandorando6405
      @bandorando6405 7 років тому +4

      Sounds to me like you suck at cooking. Yeah, you totally suck.

    • @sirepanfried8641
      @sirepanfried8641 7 років тому

      Any vidoes What you need to do.... is practice

    • @nelaepowt
      @nelaepowt 7 років тому

      Any vidoes in

    • @scrampledegg-nj1bj
      @scrampledegg-nj1bj 7 років тому

      your supposed to get shell-less eggs

  • @datboi145
    @datboi145 7 років тому +47

    Funny thing is, im still too damn lazy to make breakfast so i have cereal

  • @bortsampson6301
    @bortsampson6301 7 років тому +19

    Aw man I'm allergic to mason jars

  • @shamus8687
    @shamus8687 5 років тому +1

    Dreams going up in flames set to the making of avocado toast is something I didn't know I needed. Thank for for collaborating with Babish.

  • @MrHupcakes
    @MrHupcakes 7 років тому +61

    This is frickin How To Basic with a touch of humanity...

    • @estrellamoreno3145
      @estrellamoreno3145 7 років тому +5

      Ryan Kloosterman he disses how to basic in one of his videos

    • @alex_dot_org5512
      @alex_dot_org5512 7 років тому +1

      Ryan Kloosterman Really? I compare him more to the channel Alantoutrial, but ysac isn't nightmare fuel.

    • @chinadollsyndrome
      @chinadollsyndrome 7 років тому

      If How To Basic could speak English and had more respect for eggs.

  • @josephshy3488
    @josephshy3488 7 років тому +13

    If I decide to spread the apple onto the almond butter, will it yield a different result?

  • @alexiag6763
    @alexiag6763 7 років тому +33

    omg the banana zipped up perfectly 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ancientferret
    @ancientferret 3 роки тому

    That indie movie vibe you put on your videos really makes them more than just a cooking video, it's relaxing at times.

  • @boldedname5060
    @boldedname5060 7 років тому +22

    This is how I watch YSACs videos:
    -I click on the video
    -I wrote a funny comment hoping to get a reply from YSAC
    -I write another comment
    -and another
    -another one
    -as many as I can think of
    -then I rewatch the video since I didn't watch it the first time.

    • @kwortz7105
      @kwortz7105 7 років тому +1

      *Bolded name* Hah you'll never get a reply!
      oh....oh wait..

    • @lininomartino
      @lininomartino 7 років тому +1

      Bolded name: I got your reply right here....

  • @audrey0554
    @audrey0554 7 років тому +6

    One of my favourite ending songs in the series

  • @fafinaf
    @fafinaf 7 років тому +19

    If I distill the oats one time will it still turn out ok? Thanks

    • @faithyayi
      @faithyayi 7 років тому +20

      fafinaf I'm offended. The oats deserve someone better than you

  • @bahuliyamanyapu7664
    @bahuliyamanyapu7664 4 роки тому +4

    YSAC: I recommend throwing that in the fridge.
    Me: I recommend throwing that in the trash.

  • @bereavedsneaks4194
    @bereavedsneaks4194 7 років тому +871

    Am I still allowed to watch this video if I cook like Gordan Ramsay?

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  7 років тому +184

      Yes, but you are obligated to judge it.

    • @TheDoctorOfOdd
      @TheDoctorOfOdd 7 років тому +70

      THIS BANANA IS FUCKING RAW! Disgusting.

    • @leticiagonzalez1591
      @leticiagonzalez1591 7 років тому +22

      Voices in the back of your mind of Gordon yelling, "ITS RAW YOU DONKEY!"

    •  7 років тому +12

      Gordon: ITS FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY. WHAT ARE YOU.
      Person: an idiot samwich

    • @mariuhhh_xoxo
      @mariuhhh_xoxo 7 років тому

      Na_Kevin I'm dead lol 😂😂😂

  • @Ravenclaw-gq2nn
    @Ravenclaw-gq2nn 7 років тому +13

    Congrats 2 on trending!

    • @EarlyWorm1
      @EarlyWorm1 7 років тому

      Ravenclaw 2016 Subscribe to my channel I made a song about being horny

  • @erickestrada1271
    @erickestrada1271 7 років тому +164

    Hey can you please upload more to the casually explained channel?

  • @TheSalazarai
    @TheSalazarai 3 роки тому

    THIS is the most genius way to make a cooking vid. I seriously love all these videos. LMAO each time!!!

  • @Pain-vv3hc
    @Pain-vv3hc 7 років тому +210

    Anyone else watching this with their socks off?

    • @laurenwarner6653
      @laurenwarner6653 6 років тому +1

      Yesssss😂😂

    • @biku3628
      @biku3628 6 років тому +4

      in philippines u don't wear socks inside ur home

    • @qtnull
      @qtnull 6 років тому +1

      Wow, you got me...

    • @snifey2233
      @snifey2233 5 років тому

      Im sorry i wear sandle and crocks for living

    • @Korpionix
      @Korpionix 5 років тому

      How did you know?!

  • @Boundforever90
    @Boundforever90 7 років тому +218

    This Guy is Hilarious..

    • @momihititgetthecam5090
      @momihititgetthecam5090 7 років тому +1

      I agree lol

    • @adamperkins6589
      @adamperkins6589 7 років тому +1

      MomIHitItGetTheCam n d..D..e n🕭🐆🐆🕭🐷😙😙🏔🚤🚤🚤

    • @alex_dot_org5512
      @alex_dot_org5512 7 років тому +2

      Andrew-D's Tv you must be new here, welcome to the start of your journey to watch every single video he has

  • @DaedalFactotem
    @DaedalFactotem 7 років тому +17

    "Hot glue will f!#@ you up." Yes, yes it will.

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 7 років тому +1

      indeed

  • @sanjudidwania2003
    @sanjudidwania2003 2 роки тому +2

    the hot glue part got me wheezing-
    _the commentary istg_

  • @RyuuBaka
    @RyuuBaka 7 років тому +41

    Never have gotten a reply from YSAC, so I will will just ask how you are doing this morning? How is your day going YSAC?

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  7 років тому +76

      It's going pretty good! How is your day going, Shannon?

    • @RyuuBaka
      @RyuuBaka 7 років тому +15

      You Suck At Cooking it is going well, I woke up to a funny video from you which made it better. But it started with realizing someone charged my credit card with a bunch of fraudulent charges :(

    • @Desi-qw9fc
      @Desi-qw9fc 7 років тому +44

      YSAC charges per reply.

  • @avadhootv
    @avadhootv 7 років тому +18

    I buy pre-distilled oats. what are you a savage.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  7 років тому +21

      I'm old fashioned.

    • @avadhootv
      @avadhootv 7 років тому +4

      You Suck At Cooking I always thought that one day I will try your one of your recipes but due lack of suitable onion I couldn't. Today I saw peanut butter and banana recipe and I have almost all ingredients except zipper. I cried.

  • @brendanfasolino
    @brendanfasolino 7 років тому +640

    help me

  • @bobamation
    @bobamation 2 роки тому

    I am SO glad he corrected his speaking mistake by putting "wangjangle" on the screen when he said "mix", because I have no idea what "mix" even means and I was super confused. Thanks ysac for teaching us how to cook properly and use common methods in your vids