Them's small fries, but then nobody should grow up in a household run by narcs (the other kind, not cops) who think holiday spirit involves putting everyone to work baking hundreds of cookies nobody wants, to generously gift on everybody else.
I pretty sure you forget to put the dough under a mistletoe and give it a gentle kiss before whispering sweet nothings into their ears to make sure that they know even if they're easy to make and eat, they're still important
When my son was little I just couldn’t afford to buy cookie cutters for every holiday. So I bought the cheapest ones I could find after the particular day and reused them. Who would know? Yup, you guessed it. My son noticed. “Christmas bats Mum? Are we celebrating Christmas bats?” Now it’s a family tradition. It’s not Christmas until we’re done decorating the Christmas bats.
@@DerNachtmar well I was assuming she meant that she couldn't afford ones for EACH holiday (Easter/Halloween/Christmas/Etc) so she just bought the Halloween ones when they were on discount and reused them for other holidays. Unless I totally misunderstood what she said lol
Yo can👍 you guys please help me? My parents promise that if I can get 10k subs before February they will get me a new Google home mini , and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.🎄
I introduced YSAC to my mom and now every weekened when her friends are over, I hear them watching an episode of it and laughing a lot. I hope I did you proud
I had to use a zucchini as a rolling pin when I was making Halloween cookies. I ended up getting one for Christmas from my mom who saw me and how pathetic I was.
How have I not watched this guy before? He's like if How2Basic and Binging with Babish had a child and the child turned out to be a comedic cooking genius and got more of Babish's genes.
A million years ago, I made gingerbread dough, then walked into a living room full of stoned hippies. "Who wants to make gingerbread?" Nearly got stampeded. We got some interesting cookies from that one.
Last episode, UA-cam's algorithm finally suggested this channel to me. I have now binged the entire 5 years of episodes, and finally understand why there is a bell notification.
Holy crap im getting omega nostalgia, I use to watch this when I was younger and I totally forgot. Keep doing what you love, and don't get discouraged.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear fresh
2:48 If you're a naughty boy, in stead of getting presents, the guy with a really long arm will reach down the chimney and spank you. 5:33 I checked the overview shot to see if your monolith was the stick turned 90° But alas, it was a separate creation! Now that's dedication (or you missed an opportunity to be lazy) 4:01 Those are definitely NOT fully cooked, which makes sense, cause they're sunny side up. 3:06. A portrait of someone? I though it was a tree on a mound of dirt. 4:02 Dentist definitely don't recommend cleaning your teeth with the toothbrush comprised of sugar. 3:20 You're supposed put that L shaped cookie on your siblings forehead. 2:53 Your camel is in dire need of some protein. 4:06 Better yet, you can made 3D printed cookies, and use the cake batter as your filament. 3:13 If you add a few antlers, you can use your evil Christmas reindeer as a menorah to celebrate Hanukkah. 3:43 The rhino has a smoke stack to blow off some steam when he's angry. 4:04 Major opportunity missed. Add some powdered sugar to the top and that's a funnel cake! 4:13 That's actually brilliant, because your mug doubles as a scone with an edible handle. 5:03 Don't pretend that was an accident. That's a scary ghost cookie! (The ghost of Christmas past?) 3:52 The seahorse isn't as peaceful as we all think. His tail came off, because something from the bottom of the ocean (3:54) went chompy chomp. 5:07 No, that's a cookie moisturizer, it helps them go down smoother. But if you insist on adding a cleaning agent, then that's on you.
The types of cookies just kept going and I thought I would be stuck in Christmas cookie purgatory forever. That doesn’t sound like an awful way to spend eternity, though.
Oh my Santa, that's too much effort! The longer the shapes went on, the funnier it go but you put wayy too much effort in this. I love it. Absolute masterpiece!
Your channel fills me with such joy and bewilderment. Amongst all of the chaos of the world, you offer a chaotic yet ultimately harmonious window into the creativity such a world can nurture. Carry on, comrade. You are a blessing 🥰🍄🙃
Can't sleep, middle of the night, watching YSAC... I had to pause this video because it was cracking me up so much, had me in tears, I was afraid I'd wake up the wife with laughter.
I'm just scared of some of YSAC's creation sometimes... They look like something from H.P. Lovecraft's world xD Merry Christmas to all of you watching this, I hope you have a wonderful Christmas this year!
I don't think you remember, but I commented that it was my birthday on your gingerbread cookie video last year, and you actually responded. Just wanted you to know that I've still been watching every single one of your videos, and I still love them!
For all you people dis-likng the videos. Idrc. But this dude is funny AF. Even his cook book isnt just a cook book. Its a comedy cook book. Its also funny AF. Best book ever. I just dont see why some people dont like these videos
I kinda get de Javu watching this, then realized this is a year ago video that I already watched. Just different thumbnail. And as expected, I'm laughing exactly like the first time I watched it.
I just wanted to let you know that I, a fourty something love your channel. So does my partner, and so does our four year old daughter. I don't know what magic you poses to be able to appeal to two different generations like that, but keep it up! Also why isn't there an octopus cookie cutter, why??
I’m pretty sure the people watching this video are the og’s that love this guy and can’t let go including me I’ve been here since the beginning so glad his still going plus he sounds a lot happier
@@ThatIckyGuy - He did, and I've also never seen black vanilla icing the consistency of water. If your vanilla icing looks like this, rush it to the emergency room.
How is it that no matter what mess you start with it always end in glorious peaceful seahorses?? I am officially jealous of your cooking/baking skills sir, well done
Wishing you a peaceful seahorse rest of your year
Peaceful?
thanks bro
seahorse
You too seahorse also can I use salt instead of sugar to make salt cookies?
𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕀 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕥
How has nobody talked about the sheer amount of cookies this man made for a gag on a UA-cam video? That’s some serious dedication
+100000
Well he'll have fun eating them
Them's small fries, but then nobody should grow up in a household run by narcs (the other kind, not cops) who think holiday spirit involves putting everyone to work baking hundreds of cookies nobody wants, to generously gift on everybody else.
He probably only used one serving of that dough for all of em. That recipe makes a shit ton of dough
@@hotpikachu lol he's probably still eating them now
I pretty sure you forget to put the dough under a mistletoe and give it a gentle kiss before whispering sweet nothings into their ears to make sure that they know even if they're easy to make and eat, they're still important
it's hard to remember everything
@@yousuckatcooking no shame
I'm the most forgetful person I know
@@mr.potato2223 perverts.
@@anastasiae.5338 what
@@yousuckatcooking mother
Remeber when his outros used to be him running with a dog, and it would be a different dog everytime?
I miss the songs, ngl
he ran out of dogs
@@sophiewooloff121 There's a song in this video. Watch until the end.
Pepperidge farm couldn't care less
U earned the like for the scientifically accurate term “molecule slower downer”
I've heard him say that one before so what about "laser beam box" 🤣🤣
@@DexiduousRose molecules actually slow down when they're cold, though.
@@JohnstasBACK
So?
@@DexiduousRose Man, go fuck yoself.
@@JohnstasBACK
Nah, you can though
Having severe deja vu watching this and I don’t know why. It’s the wanghelijanglecopter. Have I dreamed this episode??
it may be the other gingerbread cookie episode
I mean it’s a pretty common kitchen appliance maybe you’re just thinking of yours?
Spooky.
The weird dog cookie is a reference to an earlier episode
I swear I've seen that dog cookie before
I have watch every single episode of this show in 3 days
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When my son was little I just couldn’t afford to buy cookie cutters for every holiday. So I bought the cheapest ones I could find after the particular day and reused them. Who would know? Yup, you guessed it. My son noticed. “Christmas bats Mum? Are we celebrating Christmas bats?” Now it’s a family tradition. It’s not Christmas until we’re done decorating the Christmas bats.
Aw thats sweet.
Keep making Christmas bats
That's very wholesome ❤ I hope you made many Christmas bats this year
Wait, are you supposed to throw them away?
@@DerNachtmar well I was assuming she meant that she couldn't afford ones for EACH holiday (Easter/Halloween/Christmas/Etc) so she just bought the Halloween ones when they were on discount and reused them for other holidays.
Unless I totally misunderstood what she said lol
@@wakerobin9215 oh right thanks!
“Vanilla Extract: the ketchup of baking”
it is essentially that, everything is better with it!
It's the only thing I purposefully dump too much into recipes because it's doing nothing but making it better
@@stinksorstonks1498 couldn't agree more
more like the soy sauce of baking
@@hamzahcovers4893 yeah that’s a good point. Both are fun to drink directly out of the bottle.
that water gun didn't look as wholesome as I expected on this channel.
This channel isn’t as wholesome as expected
His first few videos were the best but he would have never been able to get sponsors or monetization if he kept doing it how he started.
All these websites asking me to accept these cookies...
But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!
F
Whispers*
'So who's gonna tell him'
I know right! Ugh such false marketing
@@hairyputter5363 i dont know man aint me
Here ya go🍪
5:12 Bukookie
Mhm
Damn I was like that's a funny comment, then I was like "Who said this?" then I was like "Oh nice" then I was like "That's why I'm subbed to him too!"
Yo can👍 you guys please help me? My parents promise that if I can get 10k subs before February they will get me a new Google home mini , and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.🎄
GOATs 🐐
no.
I introduced YSAC to my mom and now every weekened when her friends are over, I hear them watching an episode of it and laughing a lot. I hope I did you proud
This reads a lot like it’s from before the pandemic, yet it’s during the pandemic... I miss having friends over.
Hey my kids introduced me to ysac and I also laugh my butt off when friends come over. Are you my kid?
@@blgraham00 ... Mom? Is that you?
@@ferretforrest 😂👍
I had to use a zucchini as a rolling pin when I was making Halloween cookies. I ended up getting one for Christmas from my mom who saw me and how pathetic I was.
The icing pistol. Reminiscent of the evening escapades.
Ha ha
I-
I mean... It is... If you know, you know.
was it your uncles or santas
@Have_A_Goose
Same 👀
“A lot of people prefer royal icing I prefer peasant icing.”
I see....
Welcome, comrade
A man of the people
We all know Squire icing is better
Peasants icing is cheaper so i like it
4:19
"Vanilla extract is the ketchup of baking."
Me: Write that down! Write that down!
I'm going to use that quote for the rest of my life
I thought that it was a Minecraft reference 😂 but nevermind.
Is that good or bad?
@@canaisyoung3601 good and bad don't exist. They're only constructs in your mind.
@@PyroNinja713 shut up philosophy I am running away from you
It's so weird without the intro, I was expecting it so hard
Same it was so weird
But at least there's a song at the end :)
Same!
🎶 *"You suck at cooking, yeah, you totally suck!"* 🎶
@@seventysilva true
How have I not watched this guy before? He's like if How2Basic and Binging with Babish had a child and the child turned out to be a comedic cooking genius and got more of Babish's genes.
Thank you for the Pastafarian representation this time of year. Nice to be remembered around the holidays.
R'Amen
The bicep reveal at 1:45 was the Christmas present I didn't know I needed
Thank You Kind Man!
that 1:39 motion with the rolling pin thou 😂
@@alexschwarz4749 💀
I was afraid I was the only one
rivalled only by the 0:31 pant/torso reveal
i can’t say i like the consistency of that icing when it’s being shot out of the water gun or out of the soap dispenser
Christmas cummies
@@slig4656 and your username with that comment made it so much better
thank fuckin god you said it bc i didnt know how to tell em
@@Xurnalea someone had to say it 🤷🏽♂️
I thought only I noticed that...dirty mind alert🤣🤣
That was not a pineapple wrench cookie and a wrench cookie. That were Pimblokto arms. Admit that you miss him.
That was*
@@se7en427 I'd say 'those were' because he's talking about two cookies.
@@Soepsas he said cookie not cookies
@@se7en427 does it really matter though?
@@bee8315 to me, yes I don’t want em lookin like an idiot
"the ketchup of baking" I can't tell if that is the worst or best thing I have ever heard in my life
A million years ago, I made gingerbread dough, then walked into a living room full of stoned hippies. "Who wants to make gingerbread?" Nearly got stampeded. We got some interesting cookies from that one.
Oh I bet
3:17
Ah yes, “My octopus teacher”, my favorite anime.
It was a documentary in Netflix but It does sound like assassination classroom
@@ishigami4622 a very good documentary 🐙
its a really sweet documentery
@@ishigami4622 i thought of assassination classroom as well lol
My New Year's resolution is to unlock my true inner peaceful seahorse
that's wholesome i agree
Ah thats sadly not gonna happen..no one ever completes new year resolutions
That's the true meaning of life.
Last episode, UA-cam's algorithm finally suggested this channel to me. I have now binged the entire 5 years of episodes, and finally understand why there is a bell notification.
I read that comment to the tune of "Last Christmas." We all learned something valuable.
Holy crap im getting omega nostalgia, I use to watch this when I was younger and I totally forgot. Keep doing what you love, and don't get discouraged.
I love how much effort he puts in this video and the list of cookies! Sugar cookies taste so good, but love his creativity!
"Laser beam box"
"Molecule slower"
I'm gonna call my microwave and fridge that from now on.
What are those things? I never heard about "microwave" and "fridge". Is it something in french?
@@wikizza I almost thought you were serious for a second so I’m kinda dumb
Glad you're on the same page with us cooking try hards now.
I think he's secretly Nathan W Pyle
They are essentially that! Scientifically proven!
that water gun squirting the "icing" was a sight to behold
As were the "long legged" cookies.
Twas a jizz shooter and then bloody jizz shooter
lmao! I know all I could think was: thankfully he used red icing..
hi ataturk
I fucked a cookie
Do you think it's safe to eat the dog shaped cookies when you are allergic to dogs?
no I don't think so
You can always use a vitamix to treat your allergies though
Just add 1 tsp of Benadryl to the mix before baking. Works every time.
You can counteract the allergen using essence of catfish.
Glue a round cookie to the top (with baking glue obviously). Then it will be safe cause it's a turtle now.
This channel is one of the few gems on UA-cam.
Well done 👏
"The octopus from My Octopus Teacher"
Weebs: is this an Assassination Classroom reference?
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
No, sadly it is a documentary on Netflix... 😐
@@sharl_j really?
@@sharl_j nope I refuse to accept that show
KURO SENSEI
The cookies are going in the oven, how long will you cook them?
-Soft
-Crunchy
-Seduce the dough
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear fresh
@@AxxLAfriku k
@@AxxLAfriku Shut up axxl grease.
@@AxxLAfriku they sent a space probe 10 years ago to find out who cares
@@AxxLAfriku oh my g you have 2 girlfriends! In my dream i had 3 lol get rekt fam big t x
Man I hate it when I find stuff that doesn't look like flour in my flour.
Especially when it looks like a fork
Your journey ends here pilot. The skies belong to me.
YSAC is so generous, representing us peasants in his icing
This guy is the best, funniest and chiling videos ive ever seen! He explains funny ways and you laugh with him. He's very intelligent
the fact that half of these are burnt really makes this
they are not burnt.
@@dangernoodle23101 yeah you're just a coward oc
2:48 If you're a naughty boy, in stead of getting presents, the guy with a really long arm will reach down the chimney and spank you.
5:33 I checked the overview shot to see if your monolith was the stick turned 90° But alas, it was a separate creation! Now that's dedication (or you missed an opportunity to be lazy)
4:01 Those are definitely NOT fully cooked, which makes sense, cause they're sunny side up.
3:06. A portrait of someone? I though it was a tree on a mound of dirt.
4:02 Dentist definitely don't recommend cleaning your teeth with the toothbrush comprised of sugar.
3:20 You're supposed put that L shaped cookie on your siblings forehead.
2:53 Your camel is in dire need of some protein.
4:06 Better yet, you can made 3D printed cookies, and use the cake batter as your filament.
3:13 If you add a few antlers, you can use your evil Christmas reindeer as a menorah to celebrate Hanukkah.
3:43 The rhino has a smoke stack to blow off some steam when he's angry.
4:04 Major opportunity missed. Add some powdered sugar to the top and that's a funnel cake!
4:13 That's actually brilliant, because your mug doubles as a scone with an edible handle.
5:03 Don't pretend that was an accident. That's a scary ghost cookie! (The ghost of Christmas past?)
3:52 The seahorse isn't as peaceful as we all think. His tail came off, because something from the bottom of the ocean (3:54) went chompy chomp.
5:07 No, that's a cookie moisturizer, it helps them go down smoother. But if you insist on adding a cleaning agent, then that's on you.
Holy shit the scary ghost cookie
@Heidi Hopf XD
I'm just leaving a like and a comment because this guy took a lot of work to write all these funny things... and I loved it!
this is the You Suck At Cooking of commenters -i love the attention to details :p
This was great, got to say
The types of cookies just kept going and I thought I would be stuck in Christmas cookie purgatory forever. That doesn’t sound like an awful way to spend eternity, though.
probably not the worst of the eternities
You could spend an eternity running from the lime mom :/
Hi
When you hear him call a fork.. a fork.. and it throws your whole morning off.
i had to pause the video and come to the comments for this
@@edajio_ Same here, that caught me so off guard I had to see if other people noticed that as well
Just seeing these cookies almost makes me cry
.oh where did my childhood go.
Me and dad like it very much This video is amazing.
Hello verified man with 1 like can i Get more likes on this comment than you
Very true
*When the world needed him most, he returned*
Oh my Santa, that's too much effort! The longer the shapes went on, the funnier it go but you put wayy too much effort in this. I love it. Absolute masterpiece!
A third of this was dedicated to naming all the forms a cookie can be. I love it
I almost cried out of happiness when i heard the song at the end. I really missed them
Your channel fills me with such joy and bewilderment. Amongst all of the chaos of the world, you offer a chaotic yet ultimately harmonious window into the creativity such a world can nurture. Carry on, comrade. You are a blessing 🥰🍄🙃
Something about the phrase "pre-jangled egg" gives me immense amounts of serotonin
Yes
I like how most of this video is just him naming his cookies
It's fantastic: how many popular UA-cam bakers do u see naming cookies? This channel has its name for a reason lol ;)
"You decide"
Too bad I suck at cooking and can't handle this sort of responsibility.
I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day... 😂 "Well, we alllll wish we could be a peaceful seahorse this yeeeear!" 🎵
Can't sleep, middle of the night, watching YSAC... I had to pause this video because it was cracking me up so much, had me in tears, I was afraid I'd wake up the wife with laughter.
I love these videos so much. A lot has changed but our boy still delivers quality content. 👌👍
Absolutely digged "molecule slower downer"
He used it before in an episode where he also said molecule speeder upper. Don't remember which. But it was glorious
@@LudaChez i think it might have been the ice tea episode
I'm just scared of some of YSAC's creation sometimes... They look like something from H.P. Lovecraft's world xD
Merry Christmas to all of you watching this, I hope you have a wonderful Christmas this year!
Do we know he's not trapped in a Lovecraftian horror dimension?
Cthookies
I don't think you remember, but I commented that it was my birthday on your gingerbread cookie video last year, and you actually responded. Just wanted you to know that I've still been watching every single one of your videos, and I still love them!
For all you people dis-likng the videos. Idrc. But this dude is funny AF. Even his cook book isnt just a cook book. Its a comedy cook book. Its also funny AF. Best book ever. I just dont see why some people dont like these videos
Is it just me or was everyone else confused when he said "whisk that in with a fork" thats like a real sentence.....
Ikr, this man is an imposter
I'm almost never this early, I guess it's a Christmas miracle, lol
Anyway, love your channel! Happy holidays!
happy holidays!
“The octopus from My Octopus Teacher” Why did you have to make me cry today 😖
I kinda get de Javu watching this, then realized this is a year ago video that I already watched.
Just different thumbnail.
And as expected, I'm laughing exactly like the first time I watched it.
Friggin hilarious! Your humor matches mine exactly. This channel is exactly what I didn't know I needed. Now it is required viewing daily....
Those cookies are very artfully laid out. I’m intimidated by the professionalism
i get concerned for every episode he makes.
This man sacrificed two of his forks to make this video.
I just wanted to let you know that I, a fourty something love your channel. So does my partner, and so does our four year old daughter. I don't know what magic you poses to be able to appeal to two different generations like that, but keep it up!
Also why isn't there an octopus cookie cutter, why??
I forgot about u.ive been subcribed for years and man it was a nice treat to see u again!
Is YSAC the only guy with his own cookbook but doesn’t own a Kitchenaid stand mixer?
You mean an Auto-Wangjangle-go-round?
You mean spinning death blade wangjangler?
Oversized Stationary jangulator or flour cloud generator.
He sucks at cooking?
Like he said, he prefers peasant icing, but if he switches to royal grab your torch and hay-janglers.
I forgot to remove the objects that didnt look like flour
now im an alleged reindeer with weird antlerS
NEVER FORGET THAT STEP
When he said "the flying spaghetti monster" I felt seen ✊😔
The fact that this never fails to bring me joy...
I can't decide if I keep coming back to this channel for the puns, the euphemisms or music.... friggin spectacular!
I miss the cinematic masterpieces that used to be incorporated to this channel
I think he tries to compensate with the extra comedy he has xD.
Everytime he changes the thumbnail a batch of Christmas Cookies spontaneously burns...
Wanghelijanglecopter.
*Technology has advanced to a new level*
Missed oppurtunity for "wang-jingle-jangler"
**snaps fingers** upgrades people upgrades
I’m pretty sure the people watching this video are the og’s that love this guy and can’t let go including me I’ve been here since the beginning so glad his still going plus he sounds a lot happier
The level of artistry in this video is off the roof.
The octopus from “My Octopus Teacher”? DAMMIT, I DIDN’T COME HERE TO FEEL THINGS 😭
Ha ha, such a wonderful show
During the Christmas cookie Rorschach test, I only saw death.
That means you have unresolved childhood trauma and your comment is underrated.
Look, I’m not gonna lie to you, that icing looks like something else and I think you meant it.
Merry Christmas to YSAC and all the wonderful wangjanglers!
Why did UA-cam take so long to recommend this channel to me? Up your game in 2021, this stuff is good.
Any plans on making a new part of the egg drama? The suspense is killing me. Just who were the motorcycle boys??
My overly anime saturated mind thought he was talking about Assassination classroom when he brought “my octopus teacher.”
Was he not
That's instantly what I thought as well.
I think he would have enough respect to call him Koro-sensei, even in cookie form
@@mravocadotoast8129 it’s a documentary on Netflix
"Vanilla icing"
"The ketchup of baking"
How dare you
😭 but it is
I thought he said vanilla extract. It's in a lot of cookies, cakes, and so on.
@@ThatIckyGuy - He did, and I've also never seen black vanilla icing the consistency of water. If your vanilla icing looks like this, rush it to the emergency room.
I’m amazed how dedicated he is to this video, making so many sugar cookies despite that being objectively the worst kind of Christmas cookie
The sheer amount of joy I feel after learning that I don't need a cookie cutter-
I can make *whatever I want*
Sweet cracker used to be my nickname in prison
I cackled way too loud at this omg
"You can also use a knife to cut the cookie dough however you want..."
Wait, that's illegal
I have watched every episode 5 times
No regerts
You are my fav youtuber. Never change YSAC
"the ketchup of baking" very true. used in everything tastes horrible on its own, tastes amazing with other things
“Some kind of guy” is my favorite
"Peasant icing", I can't wait to use myself as icing.
5:13
I still wanna be on Santa's good list so I'm just posting the time stamp.
I think I got problems with have too much dirty mind
That's not icing. I refuse to believe it
@@zcarp8642 yes, it's clearly soap
This is actually the best episode yet. That's saying something
How is it that no matter what mess you start with it always end in glorious peaceful seahorses?? I am officially jealous of your cooking/baking skills sir, well done