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  • Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
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    This week; we talk about my super rare find at an antique store, Addison Rae's twitter drama and we watch some very troubling videos of Machine Gun Kelly. Enjoy!
    0:00 intro
    02:10 golfing with my dad
    10:50 my mental health
    13:15 my rare antique find
    22:58 terrible machine gun kelly videos
    38:42 addison rae
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  • @jadeshay1
    @jadeshay1 3 роки тому +1891

    I'm 23 and I don't even know where to find 17 year olds. They're living a WHOLE different life than I am bc they're still *children* in *highschool*

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 3 роки тому +126

      Exactly. They’re teenagers, literal adolescents and he’s (supposed to be) a whole adult

    • @maijashea
      @maijashea 3 роки тому +38

      To be fair, I was 17 when I started university (December birthday) and I was flirting with 20-23 year olds in my classes. Probably shouldn’t have been but it didn’t seem like an age gap because we were both in our first year at school

    • @cloudyyybear
      @cloudyyybear 3 роки тому +100

      @@maijashea that may have been the case but I feel like once the older people you were flirting with knew your age, they should have most definitely done something - be that distance themselves or make it clear that that was not okay. The minor is never the one to blame in the situation no matter who instigated it, it’s the adults responsibility to make sure things like that don’t happen.

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 3 роки тому +16

      Don’t you feel like weird around people thay young tho? Like holy hell you might have been like thay and you cringe back and I do not like it

    • @GrayYeonWannabe
      @GrayYeonWannabe 2 роки тому +16

      i'm 25 and i feel like 21yos are in a whole different world from me, in college or not. when i was 23 i felt that way about anyone under 21. ppl in their 20s who hang out w teens are weird (w the exception of like, 18 & 19 yos for 20yos and like 19yo for 21 yos, depending on circumstances)

  • @nikkicarreon
    @nikkicarreon 3 роки тому +4572

    I really hope Megan Fox finishes stealing BB Gun Kelly’s soul soon cause I’ve had enough of him 💀

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 3 роки тому +159

      BB gun kelly- I haven't heard that one before 😂

    • @K4ALE
      @K4ALE 3 роки тому +30

      I’m scubscribed

    • @eggcetera761
      @eggcetera761 3 роки тому +48

      hi niki!!

    • @SpookyMingo
      @SpookyMingo 3 роки тому +14

      ty for saying this lol!

    • @forevergirlb
      @forevergirlb 3 роки тому +11

      aaa I just finished watching ur new video:))

  • @genoswest7253
    @genoswest7253 3 роки тому +1696

    The fact he knows all these facts about predatory musicians at hand is so fucking alarming ew !!

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 роки тому +316

      wtf wait ur right why did he come so prepared to defend himself

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 3 роки тому +61

      exactly my thought

    • @AriaLouisa
      @AriaLouisa 3 роки тому +129

      That's what I was thinking too... This has been on his mind for sure. He honestly has a problem.

    • @reidbead7196
      @reidbead7196 3 роки тому +27

      yeah he knew it was wrong

    • @alm6029
      @alm6029 3 роки тому +15

      wait that's so true what

  • @lammyweiss
    @lammyweiss 3 роки тому +3692

    I still find it surprising whenever Kurtis mentions that he golfs, despite that I already know that he does

    • @bellarodriguez8673
      @bellarodriguez8673 3 роки тому +61

      happens to the best of us

    • @Sofia-re3hj
      @Sofia-re3hj 3 роки тому +247

      his straight man trait

    • @Kenmoos
      @Kenmoos 3 роки тому +178

      His only cancallable trait

    • @redox6548
      @redox6548 3 роки тому +95

      Like i pictures him playing tennis at best. But golf dude... I can't

    • @Hasan-qu2jg
      @Hasan-qu2jg 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sofia-re3hj i mean ttc golfs

  • @kezkai
    @kezkai 3 роки тому +2039

    "it's not weird cause I'm not a creepy age"
    " if she was naked and you're 50"
    So what is a creepy age then my dude

    • @shroger_yt8183
      @shroger_yt8183 3 роки тому +21

      Hi Kai

    • @kezkai
      @kezkai 3 роки тому +42

      @@shroger_yt8183 uh hi, shrek?

    • @lergia
      @lergia 3 роки тому +19

      @@shroger_yt8183 hi shrek

    • @kenz9710
      @kenz9710 3 роки тому +22

      i thought the exact same thing like wtf!!!!

    • @delilah3055
      @delilah3055 3 роки тому +10

      No literally

  • @hell0mega
    @hell0mega 3 роки тому +920

    the fact that he knows SEVERAL musicians off the TOP OF HIS HEAD?? that all dated minors??? is super fuckin creepy. it shows that he looked that shit up. he really went "is it okay to want to date a child?" and saw these all these past people doing it and getting away with it

    • @1hinita
      @1hinita 3 роки тому +74

      Right and followed up with "if you dont know, they're one greatest musicians of all times..." like..sir.. that dont make it right.

    • @ambercaulfield2909
      @ambercaulfield2909 3 роки тому +5

      I don’t think that’s really how it went. I’m a woman and have never searched up if I can date children and I knew those facts because they’re about famous people and any and all information about them is shared and people share information so yeah…a bit of a reach…but what he said is fucking weird don’t get me wrong but yeah

    • @staszewaM
      @staszewaM 2 роки тому +23

      @@ambercaulfield2909 Nah, if you have a list of musicians who did noncy things ready off the top of your head to justify you doing some noncy stuff...just nah.

    • @jaymeselijah
      @jaymeselijah 2 роки тому

      @@staszewaM idk I feel like if you’re even somewhat knowledgeable in the rock and roll scene you’d know that most everyone there is a pedo in one way or another. Similar with today’s emo pop/punk scene

    • @brinnd330
      @brinnd330 2 роки тому +9

      @@jaymeselijah to know the specific ages of the girls that the multiple rockstars dated off of the top of your head is extremely weird. The fact that he could say all that without really thinking about it beforehand is very….telling

  • @myricn
    @myricn 3 роки тому +239

    Why tf would he go “i have black child” and straight up go “black people give the best heads” like jesus christ that’s creepy

    • @alysss_zoc
      @alysss_zoc 3 роки тому +22

      I found that incredibly disturbing

  • @skelet0nchic
    @skelet0nchic 3 роки тому +636

    Kurtis referring to him as Machine Gun like that’s his first name is sending me

  • @lenefyecak9024
    @lenefyecak9024 3 роки тому +1175

    The fact that he got so offended when that lady walked away is embarrassing. What if she just had to leave?

    • @taenimin
      @taenimin 3 роки тому +96

      The whole situation is embarrassing.

  • @anyrija.
    @anyrija. 3 роки тому +924

    asking a comedian to pull a joke out of their ass whenever you want them to, is the equivalent of asking an artist if they can draw you

    • @tys3rdeye497
      @tys3rdeye497 3 роки тому +64

      I feel seen as an Artist😫🤌🏾 The amount of times people have said "draw something for me" is crazy😭

    • @ayshathsana9316
      @ayshathsana9316 3 роки тому +46

      @@tys3rdeye497' oh can you draw me next ? 🥺👉👈'

    • @iamhydration9263
      @iamhydration9263 3 роки тому +16

      Right? It really puts them in the spot

    • @Destanyxoxo
      @Destanyxoxo 3 роки тому +3

      Omg, yes.

    • @sofiantz2142
      @sofiantz2142 2 роки тому +3

      Just straight up tell them no

  • @juliatowne9478
    @juliatowne9478 3 роки тому +1260

    I’m 17 and like if a 23 year old man hits on me at work my fight or flight literally activates … they all look greasy like mgk as well

    • @lenefyecak9024
      @lenefyecak9024 3 роки тому +41

      Fr. Even 18 is old to me.

    • @lenefyecak9024
      @lenefyecak9024 3 роки тому +130

      That’s why I don’t want to turn 18. Cuz I won’t be able to say “I’m under age” or use my age as a way of sort of protecting myself.

    • @Samantha-xi4xr
      @Samantha-xi4xr 3 роки тому +47

      Older dudes who behave like MGK only have one thing and that’s the AUDACITY smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @hunter7473
      @hunter7473 3 роки тому +44

      @@lenefyecak9024 at least you'll still have that 21 excuse towards creepy dudes with drinks. Also if your young passing you can say your a teen still technically

    • @shushunk00
      @shushunk00 3 роки тому +34

      I would tell them "I am gay" for the sake of convenience

  • @aniyagarcia6263
    @aniyagarcia6263 3 роки тому +1203

    besides being a literal creep he perpetuated a racist stereotype (masculinization of black women) after she responded in a way that, given the circumstances of the situation, would make HER feel more comfortable (aka away from him!). he’s disgusting and i genuinely hope he doesn’t talk to/ about his daughter like this.

    • @ayla5909
      @ayla5909 3 роки тому +56

      HE HAS A DAUGHTER????

    • @charlotteoswald7998
      @charlotteoswald7998 3 роки тому +150

      ayla I’m pretty sure his daughter is half black which makes the situation so much worse 😭

    • @JerSeyK
      @JerSeyK 3 роки тому +5

      @@ayla5909 yes

    • @roguestowl2280
      @roguestowl2280 3 роки тому +2

      Me too. Ugh.

    • @jameswarden5312
      @jameswarden5312 3 роки тому +65

      yeah in the clip kurtis showed he said "my child is black" 😭 i wish he didn't have a child tho

  • @qwbw
    @qwbw 3 роки тому +599

    Paintball Gun Kelly Clarkson 100% says the n-word when he's alone and no one can convince me otherwise

  • @madellleine
    @madellleine 3 роки тому +481

    The interviewer was really trying to give him an out with the “wait until she’s 18” question but he was like NO I AM COMMITTED TO THIS CREEPYNESS.

    • @r.s.6357
      @r.s.6357 3 роки тому +12

      Because that would be so much less creepy on her 18th birthday?

    • @madellleine
      @madellleine 3 роки тому +50

      @@r.s.6357 no definitely not! Talking about women and girls like that is disgusting full stop.

    • @shanareilly6649
      @shanareilly6649 3 роки тому

      Pfttt

    • @_b_e_a_n_s_
      @_b_e_a_n_s_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@r.s.6357 still grooming, but you dont sound as slimy

  • @barillium9135
    @barillium9135 3 роки тому +2357

    “it sucks because my mom’s name is kelly” lol that made me laugh so fucking hard 😂

  • @ilveyous
    @ilveyous 3 роки тому +670

    "Super rich and famous people just go to stuff." - Kurtis Conner, 2021.

  • @AveryTalksAboutStuff
    @AveryTalksAboutStuff 3 роки тому +1303

    Kurtis looks more and more horrified with each thumbnail and I do not blame him. 😂

    • @queenofzenk
      @queenofzenk 3 роки тому +12

      such is life in the 2020's 👆👉

    • @spaciousdoubledawg
      @spaciousdoubledawg 3 роки тому +9

      I just realized that now that you mention it lol

    • @Autumnnn_017
      @Autumnnn_017 3 роки тому +3

      I just went back to look and you're so right ong 🤣🤣

  • @majadespic8517
    @majadespic8517 3 роки тому +172

    it's disturbing to think that he's dating now megan fox who was famously sexualized as a teen. i feel bad bc she ended up with someone who is the same as all those predators that were lurking her then

  • @tonie222
    @tonie222 3 роки тому +154

    The way he insulted that woman for walking away fucking shook me to my core and now I wish I was that woman so I could rock his shit

    • @alysss_zoc
      @alysss_zoc 3 роки тому +30

      Imagine getting that mad at someone walking away after you said something blatantly offensive. This guy has problems

  • @jacyndalove5792
    @jacyndalove5792 3 роки тому +472

    I’m gonna be 23 and my little sister is 17 years old…and she’s a BABY in my eyes, hello?!

    • @Etticos.
      @Etticos. 3 роки тому +22

      Well I wouldn’t recommend dating your sister especially if she’s a baby.

    • @fireant3955
      @fireant3955 3 роки тому +5

      @@Etticos. lmfao

  • @valentinamarin3254
    @valentinamarin3254 3 роки тому +501

    Mgk thought he looked so cool, it’s embarrassing and disgusting.

    • @iamahiphopfan3759
      @iamahiphopfan3759 3 роки тому +33

      I couldn't listen to what he said because I would've died of second-hand embarrassment

  • @xrosyxposyx
    @xrosyxposyx 3 роки тому +98

    The fact the MGK literally prepared himself with a list of pedophiles and the age of their victims.. he had to look that up to justify it to himself. The interviewer is gross too "are you counting down until she's 18?" What I find ironic is the Megan Fox has spoken out about how creepy older men were with her when she was still underage.

  • @livparker3950
    @livparker3950 3 роки тому +135

    I feel like Machine Gun Kelly is going to be one of those people I see in a “Where are they now?” video in ten years… with several mug shots…

  • @nkmtexe
    @nkmtexe 3 роки тому +371

    kurtis should try telling each person on the golf course that he has a different job every time they ask

  • @buggbonez
    @buggbonez 3 роки тому +393

    when he slips into aave bc hes angry... feels very much like he believes that black people are aggressive or smthn hmmm

    • @moren8689
      @moren8689 3 роки тому +20

      hes perpetuating that stereotype when hes doing that, isnt it?

    • @mayathedreamgirl1357
      @mayathedreamgirl1357 2 роки тому +10

      @@moren8689 Yup. This guy is really a piece of work.

    • @cherrybomber3328
      @cherrybomber3328 2 роки тому

      @loveutill theendoftimes WAIT LINK?

    • @kotacaelum9428
      @kotacaelum9428 2 роки тому +1

      i searched it, and this is what came up 😅 ua-cam.com/video/gJ12jZ9W_Ss/v-deo.html

  • @myricn
    @myricn 3 роки тому +149

    I’m french canadian and like literally nobody would talk about how celine dion was in a relationship with her husband at 14 and he was like, 30 and her manager. PLS 💀✋

    • @moisavictoria
      @moisavictoria 2 роки тому +18

      ok but thats like really fucking creepy and that she actually married him tho

    • @sarahgooey
      @sarahgooey 2 роки тому +7

      are you fucking kidding me now. why no one talked about this?

    • @khushichadha512
      @khushichadha512 2 роки тому

      What

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 2 роки тому +4

      That's messed up.. But so did Elvis Presley.. He was almost 30 when he started dating priscilla and married her after she turned 18..
      This is nothing new. Grown up men have gone n married teens since the ancient years and it's still happening in other sides of the world's

    • @jada2374
      @jada2374 2 роки тому

      holy shit omg

  • @katiebensley-marshall7996
    @katiebensley-marshall7996 3 роки тому +65

    as someone who dated a 23 year old at 17 and defended this type of stuff for the years that we dated... yes it's WEIRD and wrong. I was not old enough to understand what I was getting myself into, to see certain red flags or to stand up for myself when I needed to. Guys who do this shit are in denial because yeah the girl might be into you but she's literally a child who doesn't know any better. Left that relationship when I realized that I wouldn't even date an 18 year old not even being 23 myself. ALSO of course this man is a huge machine gun kelly fan LMAO

  • @Floricado
    @Floricado 3 роки тому +90

    Oh gosh, I relate to the "Tell me a joke right now!" I'm a translator and get "ok, speak a foreign language!" And if I do they laugh and go "I didn't understand a word you could've been saying gibberish I wouldn't know!" aghhstjgkirgkysgj

  • @Ariana-yl3ww
    @Ariana-yl3ww 3 роки тому +77

    "she's 17 and she's a celebrity so there's no limits there" huh? what so if ur a minor and a celebrity the latter cancels out the former???

    • @Ariana-yl3ww
      @Ariana-yl3ww 3 роки тому +3

      @@dandelion4439 omg yeah when I found out abt paul walker i was like why does no one care/talking abt this ??? i do remember ppl caring abt caroline flack when she was dating harry tho

  • @SnakeskinSestra
    @SnakeskinSestra 3 роки тому +351

    MGK spent YEARS grooming my ex's younger sister. Told her he was gonna get her famous & convinced her to get his album art tattooed on her, then bounced when she was 19
    The dude is nasty as all hell.

    • @SnakeskinSestra
      @SnakeskinSestra 3 роки тому +48

      @@Carolina-cs1xn 7+ years ago

    • @drizzydres5608
      @drizzydres5608 2 роки тому +4

      Cap

    • @ATizzle08
      @ATizzle08 2 роки тому +2

      @@SnakeskinSestra Are there articles about this? That's fuckin wild

    • @basedlaya
      @basedlaya 2 роки тому +22

      @@drizzydres5608 pretty sure by the way he talks I would believe any terrible thing he does before I believe anything he says LOL

  • @TheXxjackchopxX
    @TheXxjackchopxX 3 роки тому +367

    It's okay to call things what they are - racist, misogynist, etc. There's no need to use euphemistic language like "offensive" or "inappropriate." That language doesn't accurately reflect the gravity of the prejudices it describes

    • @TheXxjackchopxX
      @TheXxjackchopxX 3 роки тому +65

      You also have consider whose feelings you're protecting with said euphemisms. It's an attempt to not upset or incite bigots but if you're gonna speak up for what's right you have to follow all the way through

    • @sherlaik
      @sherlaik 3 роки тому +7

      yes!! exactly what i was thinking

    • @danijones8314
      @danijones8314 3 роки тому +4

      very well said.

    • @collinharris4848
      @collinharris4848 3 роки тому +8

      I agree but at the same time you have to realize that saying those things might blind the bigot beyond reason. An easy example of what I'm trying to say is flat earthers. If you're trying to make an argument that the Earth is round or at least the flat earther should consider their position, you don't start out with "the Earth is round and you are ignorant for not knowing this." It's true, and gets the point across, but as soon as they hear that they're gonna block you out and not listen to anything else you have to say
      Similarly if you start by calling a bigot offensive they're going to question you and try and prove you wrong, but that opening is how you win

  • @ctraye6293
    @ctraye6293 3 роки тому +472

    “A little hedgehog living under the course”
    Kurtis, my guy, you literally have a Caddyshack poster behind you. Try again

    • @Kat-fh6hv
      @Kat-fh6hv 3 роки тому +11

      literally!!! lmfao

    • @veryreallygood
      @veryreallygood  3 роки тому +200

      I had a brain fart!!!

    • @Kat-fh6hv
      @Kat-fh6hv 3 роки тому +43

      @@veryreallygood not acceptable i want an apology 😡

  • @saea8677
    @saea8677 3 роки тому +453

    It's ironic that MGK is dating Megan Fox, who is older than him 😅

    • @whatdoyousuppose
      @whatdoyousuppose 3 роки тому +126

      I hope she dumps him lmao he’s too pathetic for her, she’s truly a sweetheart and deserves the world.

    • @user-tf6pv9zw6t
      @user-tf6pv9zw6t 3 роки тому +195

      @semi considering she's dating him I don't think she's any better. she's like those girls who say "I can change him🥺🥺" when people mention their racist boyfriend

    • @trisharb
      @trisharb 3 роки тому +61

      @@user-tf6pv9zw6t tbf she might not know about all the things he did. but if she knew then that’s messed up.

    • @freshbizkit
      @freshbizkit 3 роки тому +10

      @@user-tf6pv9zw6t i mean, shes bifobic so

    • @cassidyb.3531
      @cassidyb.3531 3 роки тому +92

      @@freshbizkit She made those comments years ago and she identifies as bi herself. I'm not condoning what she said, but people change and internalized homophobia is a thing.

  • @rjpendragon
    @rjpendragon 3 роки тому +63

    Hearing that someone is a comedian and immediately saying "tell me a joke then!" is the exact same as hearing someone is an artist and saying "can you draw me?"

    • @myricn
      @myricn 3 роки тому +9

      Or like; oh you speak (any language) !! Say something!!!

  • @hanna.ciszewska
    @hanna.ciszewska 3 роки тому +402

    Very glad to hear Kurt is feeling better! Absolutely obliterating his old creaky-boned dad with subpar hip rotation in golf must've been a real mood booster!

    • @tanaazchowdhury1505
      @tanaazchowdhury1505 3 роки тому +19

      This comment made me laugh. Comment Evaluation 10/10
      Edit: Please don't question the validity of my comment evaluation. Instead question the validity of Kurt's old creaky boned dad's hip rotation. It's not subpar, it's less than average at best.

    • @danny8284
      @danny8284 3 роки тому +5

      HAHA OMG 😭😭

    • @paytonbusevac5880
      @paytonbusevac5880 3 роки тому +5

      PLS!! I AUDIBLY LAUGHED!!

  • @BeTheAeroplane
    @BeTheAeroplane 3 роки тому +339

    "Kurtis Conner Shin Scab" sounds like a dope grindcore band.

  • @awol.oper8r
    @awol.oper8r 2 роки тому +8

    "Not all Kelly's!"
    *R. Has joined the chat*

  • @SerenaPalmer
    @SerenaPalmer 3 роки тому +50

    Anyone else see the tik tok about a fan who hung out with MGK? She said she accidentally called him “sis” and he got super mean and made her cry

    • @alysss_zoc
      @alysss_zoc 3 роки тому +10

      Holy shit that's horrible that poor girl like imagine having that major of a response to someone calling you "sis". MGK has problems

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 2 роки тому +8

      Geez this guy is sinking lower n lower everyday. Hope megans ex husband keeps their kids far away from him

  • @InterIdoru
    @InterIdoru 3 роки тому +110

    A 23 year old could be an actual high school teacher! So scoping out students for dates is pretty creepy. And if one isn't a teacher, I see no reason for a 23 year old to be at a high school.

  • @annagoodrich8050
    @annagoodrich8050 3 роки тому +220

    machine gun kelly fans scare me like they get so protective over him lmao

    • @Luv_April
      @Luv_April 3 роки тому +35

      I'm just so happy I never fell into the pit of liking mgk that teenages fall into here, bc if you can't escape it you become the Cleveland version of those obnoxious new yorkers and only talk about Cleveland.

    • @alysss_zoc
      @alysss_zoc 3 роки тому +15

      It's so weird how hard people go to defend a grown ass man's shitty actions

    • @Denturess
      @Denturess 2 роки тому +7

      That’s just how celebrity idolisation goes. So many ppl defend their idols no matter what. Literally could dismember a dog and set it on fire and they’d be like “awwww he put it out of its misery 🥰😍”

    • @Vi-wf7li
      @Vi-wf7li 2 роки тому +8

      Literally I don't get it. At the beginning of the year I found out about his music and loved it. As soon as I found out how shitty of a person he is I just blocked him everywhere. His scandals don't even come up much on google basically only his beef with eminem. It's not like there is a lack of music artists out there. Defending problematic celebrities because you like their content will never get into my head. Woul they also hang around people who did th same shit but aren't famous? I can't tell you how often I got cursed for saying I don't listen to MGK or BTS anymore because I wouldn't excuse pedophilia or dressing up as nazis for anyone. Like that's not what good people do. The people that just worship celebrities as if they can do no wrong scare me.

    • @lime7642
      @lime7642 2 роки тому +9

      @@Vi-wf7li Even his beef with Eminem is related to all this predatory behaviour because iirc it started when he called Eminem's daughter (a minor at the time) hot, even though he was in his 20s

  • @ninalove3044
    @ninalove3044 3 роки тому +91

    MGK used the most random/worst examples to prove his point- "Axel Rose dated a 16y.o."- SO????? WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT??!!!! EW!!!

    • @TheFlamingPotato
      @TheFlamingPotato 3 роки тому +2

      Mmm gross

    • @lavarball528
      @lavarball528 3 роки тому +3

      Exactly! Like that only makes Axl a piece of shit too which he is

  • @bugkween
    @bugkween 3 роки тому +119

    when he said “get this guy off set” I thought he was gonna make a joke about switching MGK out for Offset 😭
    Like “get me Offset NOW”

    • @bugkween
      @bugkween 3 роки тому +21

      This rapper SUCKS GET ME A NEW ONE

    • @bugkween
      @bugkween 3 роки тому +11

      Also, the “I’ll change your shirt” bit really got me

  • @chelseayougot4958
    @chelseayougot4958 3 роки тому +85

    Ugh. I hear you about the tell me a joke thing. When people hear I sing in a band for fun they go “Oh. Sing me a song!” Like, now isn’t the time.

    • @whatdoyousuppose
      @whatdoyousuppose 3 роки тому +17

      saaaaame. I say I’m a professional singer & do opera & musical theatre and I always get “sing an opera!”. Oh you want me to sing a *full* opera lmao then you gotta pay the big bucks and grab a chair for a few hours bc it’s gonna be a loooong night 😂

    • @chelseayougot4958
      @chelseayougot4958 3 роки тому +15

      @@whatdoyousuppose Haha. It’s always in the worst most inconvenient places too! You meet a friend of a friend at Target and they’re like “Bust out some notes.” Like, girl, I’m holding 25lbs of cat litter and dish soap and you want a full on concert? Think again. It isn’t karaoke night boo boo.

  • @evanho4538
    @evanho4538 3 роки тому +59

    I agree “ooooooooooo” would be versatile… but “SO BEEFY” was pretty funny lol

  • @denied7616
    @denied7616 3 роки тому +51

    beside the creepiness i think it just shows how much of an influence our idols have over us. he wanted to be a rockstar, his idols were doing this groupie bullshit so he idolized that and clearly just assumed this behavior is normal for someone famous. that's why we need to keep influential people accountable and stop romanticizing dangerous things.

  • @BobinsBinted
    @BobinsBinted 3 роки тому +29

    "hey I'm rob dyrdek, I have the biggest shoes and the smallest head, let's watch these people die" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @peach_total
    @peach_total 2 роки тому +7

    “if you’re 50 and kendall jenner’s in your room naked, you’re going” ……..yeah TO PRISON

  • @karlazambrano8186
    @karlazambrano8186 3 роки тому +115

    start lying to the men at the golf course mayor! say u actually live off of a sugar mama or professionally trade rare pokemon cards its rlly none of their business

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 роки тому +20

      i’d pay to see the reactions to the sugar mama one

  • @roach999
    @roach999 3 роки тому +66

    mgk is WAY too well versed in famous guys that have dated minors....

  • @viejaenlasaladeespera505
    @viejaenlasaladeespera505 3 роки тому +56

    tbh "its my day off" its a pretty funny joke

  • @evy1073
    @evy1073 3 роки тому +380

    stopped doing my summer reading for this even tho i go back to school soon

    • @lizziebassett15
      @lizziebassett15 3 роки тому +16

      soon? dang when

    • @FunkVT
      @FunkVT 3 роки тому +7

      That's very really good

    • @evy1073
      @evy1073 3 роки тому +16

      @@lizziebassett15 beginning of august

    • @Eli-pi4eh
      @Eli-pi4eh 3 роки тому +2

      absolute madlad

    • @littlelad1756
      @littlelad1756 3 роки тому +3

      Dude same. I have to read and do a whole quote log before school starts (in 20 days) and I barely started yesterday

  • @DunesRavinoff
    @DunesRavinoff 3 роки тому +51

    When the old dudes at golf ask you to tell them a joke, just say, “which begs the question why 2k” just to use the joke. 😂

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 3 роки тому

      he should just recited one-liners from videos that make no sense without the context

  • @shorterstax
    @shorterstax 3 роки тому +40

    I'm 26 and I told my parents about budlight seltzer, and they were so JAZZED they raised my allowance. Thanks Kurtis¡¡¡

  • @slim_streams
    @slim_streams 3 роки тому +100

    I can't believe kurtis was playing mario golf in real life

  • @LisaFevral
    @LisaFevral 3 роки тому +79

    "YoU gOtTa SHoW yOuR SKiLLS"
    that's what you're supposed to do, Kelly, when you're up on stage or releasing music, yet here we are

  • @MissCutechan
    @MissCutechan 3 роки тому +205

    He said “It’s 153” and I thought he meant the temperature and I was just like, yeah 😞

    • @bbyfcetm
      @bbyfcetm 3 роки тому +18

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE🤣

    • @danny8284
      @danny8284 3 роки тому +5

      LITERALLY

  • @shirinatron3585
    @shirinatron3585 3 роки тому +41

    Fiiiinnallllyyyyy someone bringing to light Machine Gun Kelly's predator ways😩😩 took far too long ngl

  • @richardw63
    @richardw63 3 роки тому +143

    i actually went to a night club one time and there was a stand up there in the middle of the night…the music never stopped tho they kinda just…lowered it

    • @tiwiogunye
      @tiwiogunye 3 роки тому +4

      😭😭😭😭😭

  • @rocks7473
    @rocks7473 3 роки тому +140

    The new intro sounds like the lofi version of generic club music.
    if that makes ANY sense at all- 🤠

  • @grimeydanny4214
    @grimeydanny4214 3 роки тому +43

    "im still 19" college sophomore aged... calling middle schoolers hot...

  • @nooneinparticular469
    @nooneinparticular469 3 роки тому +16

    I listen to Very Really Good every night. It’s gotten to the point that my cat can’t sleep until we listen to you. She’ll poke at my phone until I turn it on, and then purr when she hears your voice.
    I think I might have a problem.

  • @mothrasboyfriend
    @mothrasboyfriend 3 роки тому +33

    Hey Kurtis, as someone who has been a part of VHS collecting for a long time, please be aware that tapes should not be worth more than $1 or $2. There are some legitimately rare tapes out there that deserve their worth, but any other tape you find you should not be paying more than $2, especially Disney tapes. The people out there selling these things as "rare" are really destroying the community and those actually in the community do not support this. Sorry for the long comment! I'm not trying to be gatekeepy or anything, but this is a big problem with VHS collecting and I just want you to be aware for future reference. I love you

  • @GrayYeonWannabe
    @GrayYeonWannabe 2 роки тому +3

    "it sucks bc yknow my mom's name is kelly" 😂

  • @pepaigea
    @pepaigea 3 роки тому +9

    "So, what do you do?"
    "I'm a masseuse."
    "Oh, give me a message!"

  • @lexide7854
    @lexide7854 3 роки тому +101

    I feel you on the weird things people are bound to say when they know what your job is. I work in a shoe store (Skechers, no less) and the amount of times I've heard something along the lines of "You're like Al Bundy, but you're probably too young to know who that is!" from old men is criminal

    • @maebeline2496
      @maebeline2496 3 роки тому +9

      Ew what a lame joke I'm so sorry

    • @SonderBeats
      @SonderBeats 3 роки тому +23

      I thought you misspelled Skechers only to find out I've been spelling it wrong for over a decade...

    • @lexide7854
      @lexide7854 3 роки тому +27

      @@SonderBeats The only T in Skechers is the quali-T

    • @SonderBeats
      @SonderBeats 3 роки тому +6

      @@lexide7854 😔

  • @Rhadv
    @Rhadv 3 роки тому +50

    I once found a one direction take me home tour t-shirt from 2013 at an antique store and it ruined my day

    • @peachinagokart
      @peachinagokart 3 роки тому +2

      same exact same thing happened to me except with midnight memories… have never felt older

    • @ronweezer
      @ronweezer 3 роки тому

      Stop I'm about to cry😭😭

  • @minnowbucket9205
    @minnowbucket9205 3 роки тому +55

    kurt, just wanna say hearing u talk about what you're interested in/excited about is so entertaining and wonderful. i love it! i could listen to people talk about their passions/hobbies all day

  • @agw7897
    @agw7897 3 роки тому +76

    knowing these come out on wednesdays is the only thing that lets me know what day it is this summer

  • @addie1873
    @addie1873 3 роки тому +52

    You should get the aaahhh sound effect from toy story (I hope you know what I'm talking about) so you can be a true disney adult

    • @2542lauren
      @2542lauren 3 роки тому +2

      ooooo that’s a good one

  • @MegaLowShellCastle
    @MegaLowShellCastle 3 роки тому +7

    Literally a comedian walking around at a party or a business telling jokes is just reinventing the concept of a court jester lol which honestly I’m all for

  • @gracejohnston3539
    @gracejohnston3539 3 роки тому +65

    the new intro is so groovy mr conner!! great job

  • @roguestowl2280
    @roguestowl2280 3 роки тому +15

    That hedgehog who lives under the golf course image is so dang cute. Lil’ business hedgehog.

  • @angelinas8758
    @angelinas8758 3 роки тому +34

    facetiming with my mom? no it’s golfing with my dad (kurtis i dare you to make a parody of that)

  • @dwatt421
    @dwatt421 3 роки тому +4

    I went to school for kinesiology! It’s basically the study of movement, for lack of a better word. My major was called exercise science. I’m a clinical exercise physiologist, I’ve worked in cardiac rehab helping people recover after having a heart attack or heart surgery etc., and now I work in a fitness facility for people aged 50 and older who have a wide range of health issues and training ages.
    Basically, I could help your dad with his bad back and his golf swing.

  • @pegsies.
    @pegsies. 3 роки тому +12

    Kurtis is a 60 year old man, in the body of a 30 year old trucker, with the sense of humor of a 5 year old

  • @didielle9770
    @didielle9770 3 роки тому +12

    6:37 “sell me some insurance right now “

  • @lucillegail6050
    @lucillegail6050 3 роки тому +74

    i’m 13 and a 19 year old was hitting on me.
    he said he thought i was in my late twenties 😭

    • @kaepiper
      @kaepiper 3 роки тому +69

      ain’t no way a 13 yr old looks like they’re in their late twenties 😭😭 could’ve AT LEAST said you looked 18 if he was gonna double back n bring up how old u looked, but nah he had to go with LATE twenties 💀

    • @lizdexamphetamine
      @lizdexamphetamine 3 роки тому +56

      hes lying to you sis

    • @lotusrr
      @lotusrr 3 роки тому +14

      had a teacher tell me i looked older or mature for my age when i was 14 and he was about in his late 30s/early 40s ☹️

    • @lucillegail6050
      @lucillegail6050 3 роки тому +1

      @@lizdexamphetamine all of my friends said he was flirting with me 💀
      but he was probably over exaggerating lmao

    • @lizdexamphetamine
      @lizdexamphetamine 3 роки тому +14

      @@lucillegail6050 yeah like you probably do look older than you are its not creepy to say so but if theyre saying it suggestively or find out youre 13 and they dont stop going then run

  • @maddied9730
    @maddied9730 3 роки тому +30

    Kurtis is starting to remind me of Eric from that 70s show

  • @krankari
    @krankari 3 роки тому +1

    Loved the antique talk - super interesting! I love media relics too, misprints and old advertisements especially!

  • @bootleg8923
    @bootleg8923 3 роки тому +40

    My family had a copy of the "phallic" little mermaid cover when we were younger. I don't think it was ever ~banned~ but (that I know of) it was recalled. I might be wrong though because I'm from England so it might have been a different situation in different areas of the world. I'm kinda sad we got rid of our copy

  • @emnotbruce
    @emnotbruce 2 роки тому +3

    It’s ok kurtis don’t compare yourself to the weird rich people on the golf course, we appreciate your work way more than I’ll ever appreciate theirs.

  • @cinkas4515
    @cinkas4515 3 роки тому +48

    The intro snaps im propably gonna fall asleep but i will listen to the rest later! Good night lmao

  • @gracef2095
    @gracef2095 3 роки тому +3

    Congrats on almost 500 patrons! That's super cool especially since it's still relatively new. Super happy for you!

  • @oliviadutton166
    @oliviadutton166 3 роки тому +2

    I'm so happy ya Mental Health is doing well!!! Our mental health is a spectrum and we always have our ups and downs, and im glad you feel comfortable enough to share it with us! wishing you the best Kurt :)))

  • @loisrandle-jordan2964
    @loisrandle-jordan2964 3 роки тому +26

    I just hope that no one ever talks abt MGK’s daughter the way he talked abt underaged girls 😐

  • @0Yazz
    @0Yazz 3 роки тому +5

    I remember the first time I arm wrestled with my dad and won... at first I was excited cuz I could never beat him before, then a deep sadness washed over me because there was a sense of safety in his strength that I didn't realize I needed.. and now that I was stronger, I realized that time had passed and life is fleeting and one day he won't be here so long story short i am forever broken now.

  • @heatheryoung3808
    @heatheryoung3808 2 роки тому +2

    The way he jumped right in to 3 consecutive examples of old celebs who dated young girls shows he's had to explain this many times already lol he has his key points memorized 🤣

  • @ultimatechatotgamer4555
    @ultimatechatotgamer4555 3 роки тому +1

    hope u are doing well kurtis :] excited to watch the pod!

  • @haleigh6089
    @haleigh6089 3 роки тому +9

    yooo the intro is so cool!! it looks awesome

  • @kennedyn.589
    @kennedyn.589 3 роки тому +47

    Hey Kurt! Really appreciate all the effort you put into your content but please remember to take time for yourself. Your subscribers will still be here for you. All the best :)

  • @memeityy
    @memeityy 3 роки тому +2

    Whenever I can't sleep, listening to Curtis talk about interesting stuff helps relax me.

  • @toby________toby
    @toby________toby 3 роки тому +2

    Ur doing a really great job, youve built up such a great profession as a comedian and im really proud of u

  • @katharine3828
    @katharine3828 3 роки тому +27

    Omg I didn't know your hometown was Hamilton. Mine too, also I'm still here lol. We really do have a lot of great antique/art places.

  • @cleo5090
    @cleo5090 3 роки тому +4

    can't wait for your knew video also Jennas interior design is insane I love her

  • @amberlo2679
    @amberlo2679 3 роки тому +2

    Ngl gonna miss the old intro music but this is so fresh and exciting :) happy to see kurtis shaking things up, even if in small ways

  • @nevadanate4957
    @nevadanate4957 3 роки тому +5

    Wow I love the new intro. The old one wasn't musically bad but it made me depressed for some reason. This one fits the energy better.

  • @oliviajohnson3878
    @oliviajohnson3878 3 роки тому +35

    another mayor kurt video to brighten my evening

    • @Olivia-jw5sd
      @Olivia-jw5sd 3 роки тому +3

      oh my god you have my maiden name and it fucked with me lmao I was like "I didn't post this???"

  • @toxicdotaep2890
    @toxicdotaep2890 3 роки тому +47

    bruh as a 22 year old with 18 year old friends ..... they're like Kids they're. those are younger-sibling type friends. how the fuck is mgk dating a 17 year old how does he not feel like that's weird as hell !!

  • @deniseishere
    @deniseishere 3 роки тому

    i was waiting for this all day!!!

  • @Kenmoos
    @Kenmoos 2 роки тому +2

    Kurtis: I love weird old tech
    Me: fuck yes Dot Matrix Printers
    Kurtis: George of the Jungle VHS