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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- i might eat a baseball in one bite just for fun
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"I've been thinking"
No berd! Don't do that! It'll make your head explode!
God bless you ❤❤❤
Can confirm. I did some thinking and my head no longer exists.
He hed go boom :(
Thankfully he's not drinking "Juice That Makes Your Head Explo~ode !™"
Tomorrow's Tortoise -> Today's Turtle -> Yesterday's Yertle
-> the day before's Tort of War
Yertle was the king of the turtles who ruled all he could see
I love when he turned into a scribble for a sec.
i read that as scrabble and was very confused
@@thatguynamedtohukisame
I have been summoned
@@thescribbleguy8813hello
He IS a scribble
Can't even have a nice turtle moment these days without chaos erupting.
Oh damn how right you are.
Im always hoping that those vids end quite and calm and no one dies. But unfortunately such comforts are not given to us.
We'll just call it the Today Turtle. Thank you, berd.
Today We Have a turtle, what a silly goober
That's a box turtle and the absolute biggest threat to its survival is people taking them from the wild and putting them in boxes
That sounds like a joke but it's literally true; people just put them in boxes and kill them
That's what they get for calling themselves that.
Who the fuck puts turtles in boxes for no reason
@@Poopenfarden It's myth that they can survive in just a box if given food and water. It's literally WHY they are called box turtles
@dickygushy WHAT?! I thought it was because they sorta _look_ like boxes!
0:26 That actually jumpscared me.
Lol me too
The end was an actual jumpscare
Please make this a series of you gushing over cute bebe or smol critters. 10/10 most wholesome utubes content of 2024 so far.
i love this little goober turtle already.
berd has blessed us a tiny lil fella- NOOOOOOOOO
I decided to try and watch some videos on how to tie knots for a necklace with not enough length of string and not the right type of string at 7 in the morning without having slept yet, and you could say that my mood was not exactly in the best place. But Today Turtle... Today Turtle healed me. Thank you, Today Turtle. I'm gonna go make myself some food now. ADHD hyperfocus is a hell of an executive dysfunction sometimes.
berd knew exactly what we wanted.
Wow what a twist at the end there
Millions of years of humanity has been evolving there humour up to this moment. It was worth the wait.
Octopuses are truly the cutest
Berd becoming one with the turtle but he became one with the tortoise and tries to run away but didn't realize he was walking slow.
that description is the kind of thing i say to my friends when im bored out of my mind
That scream was pure agony
one of my friends said "Obtrauma" when i said this to them
surprised more people arent talking about the end
At the end, The turtle: This obamanopticon to hold me
Look at this little guy
His cuteness levels reach the sky
All of my chill teachers during online classes:
That turtle sold me tic tacs behind a Mac truck convention.
This is why Berd is god tier quality. He gives us what we want.
Berd sounds kinda like Vinesauce Joel at parts… just without the Swedish accent.
Turtle, that's all this is, just a turtle
I love the way he says little guy
I'd like to see more of the patreon shorts if possible, or maybe another berd-drawing stream?
Berd it's 1:13 in the morning. Berd go to sleep. Berd go to sleep. Berd go to
1. I have a suggestion
2. It's actually a demand
3. Play Palworld, this is a threat
4. I am going to put a landmine in your computer
5. OOPY
Today is the greatest day I've ever known, Berd blessed us with turtle, tomorrow's much too OH NO D:
He was a nice little guy. Thank you berd
The moment you said no twist, I knew that was a Berd lie. Still look at that little guy, he is indeed cute.
I FREAKING LOVE TURTLES AND TORTOISES!! THANK YOU BERD!!
Hey that's a box turtle. They fold the front part of their lower shell up like a box. Idk if they do the same with the back part but I think they can.
should've done blue lobster jumpscare
In the wise of JackSepticEye: "He's just a lil guy!"
this is actually such a good video to get Berd reaction images from; thank you Berd
the today turtle
Holy shit, Doobus Goobus's brother cameo!
Thank you for showing us the little guy. He was a very nice little guy.
He's a little guy. I love him. I will die for him. He's amazing.
I needed this turtle at 3am fr
omg i cant believe Berd got Mitch McConnell to cameo!!
This is how I feel about the real life baby smokey bear, please do go look at that little guy also- oh it's Obama.
Berd, eat the baseball.
(Please)
Berd is now aware that he could jingle keys in front of a camera for 2 hours and have it be hus most popular video
Let's dive into the world of sea turtles, specifically the magnificent Leatherback sea turtle. The Leatherback sea turtle, scientifically known as Dermochelys coriacea, is undoubtedly the epitome of turtle excellence. Here's why:
Firstly, its sheer size sets it apart from other turtles. The Leatherback sea turtle is the largest of all living turtles, with adults reaching lengths of up to 7 feet and weights exceeding 2,000 pounds. Its immense size commands respect and admiration, making it an awe-inspiring creature of the ocean.
Secondly, the Leatherback sea turtle boasts remarkable adaptability. Unlike other turtles, it lacks a hard, bony shell. Instead, its shell is covered by a layer of leathery skin, giving it its name. This unique adaptation enables the Leatherback to dive to incredible depths, up to 4,200 feet, in search of its primary food source: jellyfish. Its ability to thrive in diverse ocean environments showcases its resilience and flexibility.
Moreover, Leatherback sea turtles are exceptional migrators, embarking on long-distance journeys across oceans. They travel thousands of miles between feeding and nesting grounds, exhibiting impressive navigational skills and endurance. These epic migrations contribute to the dispersal of nutrients and help maintain the health of marine ecosystems.
Furthermore, Leatherback sea turtles play a crucial role in marine ecosystems as apex predators and ecosystem engineers. By controlling jellyfish populations, they help maintain the balance of marine food webs. Additionally, their nesting activities contribute to the nutrient cycling of coastal habitats, enriching the soil and supporting the growth of vegetation.
In conclusion, the Leatherback sea turtle stands out as the best turtle due to its remarkable size, adaptability, migratory prowess, and ecological importance. As a symbol of resilience and grace in the vast expanse of the ocean, the Leatherback sea turtle rightfully deserves recognition and appreciation.
Poor turtle got squished.
berd i remember watching ur videos in like 2018-2019 im glad nothing changed
It reminds me of the “hello” turtle
im glad it was just a lil guy lil dud nothing out of the ordinary nothing wrong happens at the end, i appreciate that i very video that liked 10/10 👍
25k views for a png of a turtle. Truly you are the master of content berd
Any video you make is amazing I say keep up the good work
We love how random you can be
Berd: "but in the end..."
Me: "IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER"
Sorry xD
This is my favorite Berd video.
Was fully prepared to just watch a little guy
oh what a cool box turtle png, i sure hope nothing bad happens
Obama Prism: Grand return
Why was I expectinf the Duel outro
First a turtle, then a rat. What animal will be next?
I shall name the turtle Tihimothy
"I've been thinkin-" oh no...
A cute little bean with another cute bean
Felt that cough in my soul
I love this little guy, I need more little guy videos
Love ornate box turtles, they’re so personable and cute!
I've been following you since pandemic lockdowns and every upload brightens my day a little.
I like the little guy, too. Little tortl.
This is one of the videos of all time
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of turtling?
I like how berd gets smaller with every drawing, then gets bigger again at the second half of the video
todays my berday so thank you for the turtle berdi boi
I knew something was coming but could never guess it would be that
That’s an Ornate Box Turtle by the way. Very sweet little baby! 🥰💖
Sometimes you just need a li'l guy
tommorow you should rename this video to yesterday and so on
ILLUMIBAMA IS NOT REAL, HE CANNOT HURT YOU MY CHILD
I do, in fact, just wanna look at the little guy
Oh yeah look at him go, go little guy
BERD NO THATS A BOMB LOOK OUT
To be honest, I dont feel like berd has "it" anymore. Maybe he got tired and just tries to (please send help they are torturing me) force his silliness into every video in hopes to recreate all the love and appreciation (also bring cookies) that he received for the past hundred years of making youtube videos. Also Oopy is going to be pissed if you focus on that dude too hard
berd sounds different
Where is Little Guy? Is he alright? Is he safe?
You said there would be no twist…I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU BETRAYED ME!
Oh no! Not Obamid!
lil box turtle, my beloved ✌❤🐢
Berd doesn't make the video, the video makes Berd
Man, it is strange to see a Berd video without any twist. It was just a cute baby turtle Berd wanted to show :)
you didn't watch to the end... did you
@@moved_js I did, i just think a joke flew above your head. To prove it, O B A M A P R I S M
🔺
I had a little turtle guy just like that when I was a kid. His name was Fred and he ate strawberries and cheese balls and if you left him on the floor he'd bite your toes :)
Reminds me of my own turtle I had named mr bite your toes. He would run around and bite your toes
@@Tepigisjeff I wonder why he was named that
@@Squidemoticon I also wonder that
It's a Box Turtle! They have large round shells like tortoises instead of the flat slick shells that turtles have and don't swim!
Good call Berd, I did in fact boot up my computer, go to youtube, and clicked on this specific video in hopes of seeing that specific little guy.
This is what I came here to see and now that I have I will take my leave, thank you very much.
Always when there are bouts of silence, berd blesses us with award winning content
-A certain guard doggo : "Today!!"-
Berd : *"I like turtles"*
Can't believe the turtle died because of Illumibama, this is so sad, Alexa play-
BAU BAU
"Not tomorrow!"
The layers of meme in this is amazing
obamamid has absorbed the turtles life essence, he grows stronger by the day
😢
That turtle is dope, thank you for showing him!
When Berd momentarily entered dimensions beyond our perception in pure joy whilst pronouncing a happy wheeze - i have never felt more envious in my entire life.