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  • Annoying customers are annoying. These are times I met the most notable customers and shoppers when I worked at the UPS store. I thought working in food jobs would be worse but I think I had a worse time in the UPS store. Looking back now I think it was funny. In the moment though it was less of that and more annoying. Crazy customers be crazy. And I imagine people working in retail now have even crazier stories from the past year. My stories are from years ago.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 17 тис.

  • @shuktisarkar3953
    @shuktisarkar3953 3 роки тому +10699

    "If you wanna ship drugs...... DON'T!"
    Drug trafficking reduces to 0%

  • @waningbloom
    @waningbloom 3 роки тому +14695

    _”I don’t like work, I just like moneyyy.”_
    -Guy who spends majority of his time working

  • @JohnnyTromboner
    @JohnnyTromboner Рік тому +596

    "Not paid enough for it to be my problem" is great advice to live by for a lot of things

  • @rileyflynn5221
    @rileyflynn5221 2 місяці тому +77

    "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." Is the full saying which means the opposite of what we think it means. And it's so surreal.

    • @phoenixofthechorus
      @phoenixofthechorus Місяць тому +6

      Well yeah, because using the butchered saying gives managers an excuse to treat their lower-level employees like garbage every time a customer starts being unreasonable.

    • @millennium7909
      @millennium7909 16 днів тому +4

      Whoever butchered the entire saying is a menace

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 10 днів тому +1

      @@millennium7909 every saying is halved, like the full phrase is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" and "blood is thicker than the water of the womb"

  • @lucia2715
    @lucia2715 3 роки тому +1906

    "Fax"
    "It isn't working"
    * rustle rustle *
    " *F A X* " 👁 - 👁

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 3 роки тому +30

      IT ISNT WORKING DUDE
      *F F A A X X!!!!*

    • @buzzzysin
      @buzzzysin 3 роки тому +25

      (ノ👁👄👁)ノ **F A X**

    • @henryhey2985
      @henryhey2985 3 роки тому +5

      *Fax*

    • @MusicDecomposer
      @MusicDecomposer 3 роки тому +6

      Let me make this very clear...
      *Ef, ay, ex, FFFAAACKSSS!!!*

    • @endgamerplays
      @endgamerplays 3 роки тому

      can stop please

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 3 роки тому +2893

    The ones who show up minutes before closing are a special breed of people.

    • @k64speed
      @k64speed 3 роки тому +80

      Hey, some of us are just chronically god-awful with time and/or time constituents, such as prioritization and knowing when to stop one thing and start another. :P

    • @Deimos_the_Autist
      @Deimos_the_Autist 3 роки тому +153

      @@k64speed once again a very special breed

    • @Deimos_the_Autist
      @Deimos_the_Autist 3 роки тому +39

      @kermo yeah used to work at Walmart and not only would there always be a rush of people 5 min before the store closes but whenever a register was off and there was a-sign saying it was off people would still ask if it was open or the entitled ones would automatically start setting up their shit and get mad when someone told them it wasnt open. I joined the Army and it was better than my time at Walmart harder but i prefered it

    • @ioanalazar2114
      @ioanalazar2114 3 роки тому +15

      I'm that kind of special... I'm sorry it's just my anxiety overrides all senses and then I know I have to go to the store and then I'm afraid of going because of reasons... and then I wait a bit more and more and when I finally have the corrage to go and it's already late....

    • @stormy9196
      @stormy9196 3 роки тому +4

      @@Deimos_the_Autist haha i work in front of a walmart at one of the gas stastions that branched off from them, i totally get that a lot, 5 min before closing 2 mins, 1 min, then want several items lol or they come in after going "why you not open cant i just get 1 thing pllzzzzz" i used to let people get stuff but then another comes up while your serving him and then its the "but you let him do it why not meeeee" and yea... i do a strict its closing thats it unless your outa gas and cant make it im not doing anymore XD

  • @vladimirglutentag1469
    @vladimirglutentag1469 11 місяців тому +400

    Pro tip for anyone working in a job where people complain about it taking too long. Explain your steps if you have to. Remember to keep a calm tone and act as if they’re interested, because it seems like they are. It does make the process a little longer but the benefit of keeping them occupied instead of insulting you is worth it.

  • @aoifeclancy120
    @aoifeclancy120 Рік тому +115

    I love this. Working in retail made me discover how stupid people can be, how strange people can be and how stubborn people can be. It also made me way more respectful as a person because now i now the shit people have to deal with when working a customer service job. Also the customer isn’t always right, is something i agree with on a spiritual level, the ability i have learned to control my patience!

  • @Ghostinthesheets
    @Ghostinthesheets 3 роки тому +3343

    "I wanna go home"
    "*GASP* Me too!"
    Making friends 101

    • @An0r1
      @An0r1 3 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @central2052
      @central2052 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/2Y7wv4Ce-ic/v-deo.html I’m so sorry

    • @Live-mt9zr
      @Live-mt9zr 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/NMdW8qk3GQM/v-deo.html

    • @footlover9416
      @footlover9416 3 роки тому +2

      oh my god i read this right when they said this in the vid

    • @CrazyCollectorGirl
      @CrazyCollectorGirl 2 роки тому

      Woo upvote number 2k exactly baby! \o/

  • @justsomeone3729
    @justsomeone3729 3 роки тому +3200

    andy: “if he wouldve just taped it-“
    drug dealers: “write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!”

    • @mikeshreck35
      @mikeshreck35 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/6F4vGpK3uKQ/v-deo.html

    • @humnflush
      @humnflush 3 роки тому +15

      @@dont9178 You absolute moron. I did not only read your profile picture, I subscribed to the channel, that was linked in the description of an unlisted video

    • @DareMurdok
      @DareMurdok 3 роки тому +23

      i mean the guy tried to ship apparently just loose weed in a box? like just scooped in there? not in baggies.
      the easiest thing would've been to put it in a secondary container like a shoebox or something

    • @justsomeone3729
      @justsomeone3729 3 роки тому +9

      @@DareMurdok that makes sense like what if it were black bags ?

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 3 роки тому +18

      The real kicker being the fact that THEY SELL TAPE AT THE UPS STORE. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @Leafy_soup
    @Leafy_soup 4 місяці тому +27

    I love the part where he go's "YOU'RE MEAN!" *aggressively cutely chucks them out the window*

  • @williambutcher7429
    @williambutcher7429 Рік тому +60

    5:43 “you could spend 100$ on five guys”
    That amount of money could get you a small fry and half of a burger at five guys

  • @SunnySplosion
    @SunnySplosion 3 роки тому +5474

    I remember working 20 hours a week in high school after doing 35 hours a week at school and i would go home and my parents would be like "bACck iN myY dAy i hAd tO woRk 399 hOuRRs per weEk and gET A+++ iN alL mY clAssSEs"

    • @thedotgiver2820
      @thedotgiver2820 3 роки тому +77

      .

    • @erxyt
      @erxyt 3 роки тому +33

      .

    • @liljammy6434
      @liljammy6434 3 роки тому +208

      I now look up to you, you have my honour and respect

    • @Araitne
      @Araitne 3 роки тому +22

      Oh I feel ya

    • @akorn5247
      @akorn5247 3 роки тому +276

      Yeah, most people who start a sentence with "Back in my day..." tends to be disconnected from the current requirements to succeed in life. "That's all well and good, dad, but a Big Mac was also probably 65 cents back in your day." Love yo face :)

  • @CatoDepresso
    @CatoDepresso 3 роки тому +2787

    “I don’t care about onions”
    Kicks a garlic

  • @waffles6527
    @waffles6527 Рік тому +15

    you are 100% right about the food thing, never ever work at a grocery store, it is absolute hell.

  • @ItsDoms
    @ItsDoms 8 місяців тому +9

    I work in IT and a older woman insisted that her 86 year old rival neighbor had hacked her phone, I told her first of all it’s an iPhone so there’s no way, and second of all she probably isn’t tech savvy enough to use an iPhone, she said “oh trust me, she knows all these things, she can even change the password!” I don’t think this lady knew that changing a password was possible for the normal everyday user, she also believed that her SIM card was hacked and that this lady would delete all the stored data on the phone through the SIM card… I later found out that early stages of Alzheimer’s and dementia can cause paranoia and irrational thinking

  • @Haminations
    @Haminations 3 роки тому +26816

    You would not have enjoyed working at five guys... trust me...

    • @igloo9929
      @igloo9929 3 роки тому +292

      Good content, I subscribed

    • @ImprobableTrace
      @ImprobableTrace 3 роки тому +237

      Oh hey I know you ur that guy with the weird drawing you call ham

    • @MrJazzy-so6xk
      @MrJazzy-so6xk 3 роки тому +356

      Give fuys furgers and bries

    • @blueshell4188
      @blueshell4188 3 роки тому +500

      Damn, the 4 other guys not treating you well?

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 3 роки тому +45

      fvie gyus bruegrs and feirs

  • @thatturnipoverthere
    @thatturnipoverthere 3 роки тому +2737

    "I want to go home"
    *GASP* "ME TOO"
    rinse and repeat for 8 hours.

  • @xavanleroux
    @xavanleroux 10 місяців тому +14

    If I was working there and that lady that said "you should have the computers on our side." I would turn the computer and say" there, do it then."

  • @AudenimLock
    @AudenimLock Місяць тому +5

    Worked retail most of my life and my god. It’s one of those life experiences that everyone should have. Keeps you grounded.
    also, you realise that yes, some people genuinely are that dense…🙂

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT 3 роки тому +7728

    Fun fact: I got called disrespectful and racist when I didn't let a customer buy $20 worth of food with $3

    • @luv_strawberriez
      @luv_strawberriez 3 роки тому +346

      Oh god

    • @tuckisbad
      @tuckisbad 3 роки тому +457

      seems legit

    • @apokolypx
      @apokolypx 3 роки тому +30

      are you racist tho? lmao

    • @Deacon...
      @Deacon... 3 роки тому +34

      What

    • @sltrskid
      @sltrskid 3 роки тому +415

      this would be a "yeah sure" moment but people really do be like that tho

  • @Li-lj1fv
    @Li-lj1fv 3 роки тому +1412

    "These other customers came in."
    The customers:
    "Hello we are...
    *THE POLICE"*

    • @nikolaleus
      @nikolaleus 3 роки тому +18

      @@AxxLAfriku We’re not stupid. We can obviously see that you’re trying to not make it seem like it’s self-promotion.

    • @phybie5439
      @phybie5439 3 роки тому +6

      @@AxxLAfriku Now I'm gONNA do what you told me not to

    • @mikeshreck35
      @mikeshreck35 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/6F4vGpK3uKQ/v-deo.html

    • @mo0nflowersart
      @mo0nflowersart 3 роки тому +1

      shi-

    • @jisthecoolest-_-1741
      @jisthecoolest-_-1741 3 роки тому

      @@AxxLAfriku I don't know how I should feel about your channel/videos

  • @Zaidnotzane
    @Zaidnotzane Місяць тому +4

    I recently learnt, years after working as a waiter, that the saying is actually "the customer is always right in matters of taste" which makes a lot more sense

  • @MarasiTemple
    @MarasiTemple Рік тому +17

    5:14
    *gasp* Me too!

  • @AwesomeVidzChannel
    @AwesomeVidzChannel 3 роки тому +4541

    - Fax!
    - It´s not working...
    - FAX!!!
    😂

    • @Jazzmaster_gaming
      @Jazzmaster_gaming 3 роки тому +42

      Fax = Facts

    • @GenericCorporationMedia
      @GenericCorporationMedia 3 роки тому +16

      Fax machines suck!
      (A typewriter is much better)

    • @bread8095
      @bread8095 3 роки тому +15

      Maybe they just wanted someone to appreciate all the facts on the paper

    • @tockbird9929
      @tockbird9929 3 роки тому +2

      1000th like

    • @catzbestfriend
      @catzbestfriend 3 роки тому +4

      I worked in a library and I can confirm that this is what they do. FAX!

  • @Lepper36
    @Lepper36 3 роки тому +4289

    I worked at Disneyland as security. Best part about the job wasn't the free admission or the heavy discounts, it was telling the rude customers "no" and they could leave with a smile on your face.

    • @Zenith106
      @Zenith106 3 роки тому +243

      Ngl , that has got to be the best job ever.

    • @sparker-sparkle
      @sparker-sparkle 3 роки тому +58

      i wish i could do that to people but after i block them they usually get unblocked by making new accounts or having several other people come yell at me about it

    • @PurpleMK07
      @PurpleMK07 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/KNXMdELIMOg/v-deo.html

    • @hiiamyournervoussystem3759
      @hiiamyournervoussystem3759 3 роки тому +16

      Well I know where I’m going to work

    • @Bl1tzkn1ght
      @Bl1tzkn1ght 3 роки тому +17

      Lucky bastard. I have immense fear of the register because of the customers.

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR Рік тому +4

    2:12
    I was at the post office when I lived in Japan and it was taking a while to get the correct price on shipping my boxes. I heard this granny Karen mutter in Japanese “slow af.” I spun on my heels and practically barked back in Japanese “This is going international, and there are an insane amount of rules! The woman is DOING her BEST and she will GET TO YOU when she GETS TO YOU!!!!”
    I might be a loud foreigner, but I’m a loud foreigner who tries.

  • @AtlanticPancakes
    @AtlanticPancakes 11 місяців тому +4

    "i want to avoid the food service because i fear people will be more abrasive with their meals"
    will keep this in mind

  • @kobijean1881
    @kobijean1881 3 роки тому +1951

    “i don’t care about onions!”
    *kicks garlic*

    • @KolnBruck
      @KolnBruck 3 роки тому +8

      69th like
      It’s unyun

    • @road2apples
      @road2apples 3 роки тому +9

      Onions go on everything except cake!

    • @superman8127
      @superman8127 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/MedwMMKEeSY/v-deo.html

    • @bombastikanimals5450
      @bombastikanimals5450 3 роки тому

      You are invite to my channel for cute cats🙋‍♀️🐾❤😺🔥❤

    • @R4e0fsunshine
      @R4e0fsunshine 3 роки тому

      @@KolnBruck nonono Onyo

  • @vinnygothika7510
    @vinnygothika7510 3 роки тому +520

    "Not payed enough for it to be my problem." Huge mood in society.

  • @handsomeavocado14
    @handsomeavocado14 26 днів тому +1

    i find myself saying things like "thats on the no go zone" and "two for two baby" very often now. thank you for expanding my vocabulary

  • @domaisbetter
    @domaisbetter Рік тому +8

    7:52
    FAX! FAX!

  • @samwellsand8819
    @samwellsand8819 3 роки тому +738

    The biggest thing you will realize in retail is people will literally think “Should I care what’s happening here? Nah I don’t get paid enough I really don’t care.”

    • @R0TEK
      @R0TEK 3 роки тому +3

      Yea lol

    • @kingxeno4794
      @kingxeno4794 3 роки тому +9

      Tbh I think that goes for fast food too. Cuz one of my co-workers I worked with stole food from the store and was like "yo don't tell and ill give you some" I sat there and said "nah you can keep it I definitely don't get paid enough to give a fraction of a"

    • @bombastikanimals5450
      @bombastikanimals5450 3 роки тому +1

      You are invite to my channel for cute cats🙋‍♀️🐾❤😺🔥❤

    • @kingxeno4794
      @kingxeno4794 3 роки тому

      @Dinesh Krishantha what was the point of that

    • @ven_uwu
      @ven_uwu 3 роки тому +3

      Retail taught me I shouldn’t kiss ass and fulfill expectations. No matter what, who cares at this point?

  • @cirtasin6230
    @cirtasin6230 3 роки тому +2716

    You can tell he's been playing a lot of minecraft lately.

  • @theocruex
    @theocruex 9 місяців тому +1

    Literally me on every rude customer that's treats me so bad

  • @aaronmurray7308
    @aaronmurray7308 Рік тому +2

    I subscribed to you earlier today and it its best thing Ive done this week. The voice acting, great stories, fast animations; everything. Awesome work!! Keep up the great work!!

  • @timeworncypress
    @timeworncypress 3 роки тому +2592

    I work food service, and my boss has a mug that says "the customer is always wrong. now go away" and i love her for it

    • @novemberiscoolithink
      @novemberiscoolithink 2 роки тому +127

      if i was her and some dunce customer was screaming at me i would just have that mug on standby filled with water and take a long sip

    • @norvegicus
      @norvegicus 2 роки тому +70

      @@novemberiscoolithink Coward. Fill it with vinegar

    • @sandweird6517
      @sandweird6517 2 роки тому +51

      @@norvegicus coward fill it with salsa

    • @lanceelamparo7593
      @lanceelamparo7593 2 роки тому +41

      Coward!!! Fill ot with *HOT SAUCE*

    • @achairwithinternetaccess996
      @achairwithinternetaccess996 2 роки тому +29

      @@lanceelamparo7593 Coward, fill it with dinosaurs

  • @Psych2go
    @Psych2go 3 роки тому +2021

    Eat a cookie 🍪

    • @Ani-yt4nf
      @Ani-yt4nf 3 роки тому +37

      Omg Psych2go's here lolololol poggers

    • @theowlhouseseason3213
      @theowlhouseseason3213 3 роки тому +16

      thanks

    • @mrfish.-
      @mrfish.- 3 роки тому +73

      *No, cookies are super bad for you’re metal health and could lead to toxic relationships*

    • @BlindingWulf
      @BlindingWulf 3 роки тому +14

      Bruh how are they here

    • @puip6918
      @puip6918 3 роки тому +6

      yay cookie

  • @Concord_loveer
    @Concord_loveer 7 місяців тому +2

    That goofy boy he just said you’re mean I just don’t know the window got me😂

  • @CastorGaming
    @CastorGaming Місяць тому

    I have worked at a UPS Store for the last 5 years, and you are 100% correct. Especially about the people who knock on the door after we're closed, only to ask if we're open. The lights are off, the open sign is off, the hours are posted next to the door, the security gate is closed, the front door is locked ... WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK WE'RE OPEN!?

  • @novasion327
    @novasion327 3 роки тому +1276

    “I dont like work, just like the moneyyy”
    *Everybody liked that*
    Edit: oh shit thats alot of likes

    • @NeoHiPPy1980
      @NeoHiPPy1980 3 роки тому +4

      * gasp * Me, too! (4:46)

    • @vx-samuel-xv9102
      @vx-samuel-xv9102 3 роки тому +6

      Everybody likes the money. I think schools should pay you to go 💵💵💵

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +4681

    "The customer is always right, in matters of taste."

  • @Nevertoleave
    @Nevertoleave Рік тому +2

    The knocking after closed thing is just so, constant. I’d had the exact opposite once. It was fall in northern Canada so after dark but we were open to 11 pm at this point so we were very open. We have a giant neon sign that juts out of the build, like five feet out at least five feet tall and right over our door with a giant neon arrow being like go on in. Every light in the place on, and door wide open because while my co-worker was inside I was outside, sweeping leaves off the sidewalk to pass the time. Dude comes up to me, I’m bathed in the organe glow of the sign and lights, and asks, “are you still open?”

  • @juwel_draws
    @juwel_draws 9 місяців тому +1

    At 1:58 I swear I saw the same thing happen, some person unfolds their chair thingy, the memories get a little fuzzy but I swear I remember seeing something similar. I was little and all I thought was “that’s a cool chair”

  • @Loos-e
    @Loos-e 3 роки тому +423

    I’m convinced his eyes actually make that sound when he blinks.

  • @trbld5219
    @trbld5219 3 роки тому +832

    Fun fact: "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." is the actual full saying. People always ignore the second half of this.

    • @annyeonggomenasai5564
      @annyeonggomenasai5564 3 роки тому +31

      Wait, rlly?

    • @runawaypacman
      @runawaypacman 3 роки тому +27

      You learn something new everyday

    • @takeodavis5478
      @takeodavis5478 3 роки тому +35

      @@runawaypacman *insert the more you know meme here*

    • @rowocean3409
      @rowocean3409 3 роки тому +12

      What does that mean "in the matter of taste"?

    • @rickyalmada1389
      @rickyalmada1389 3 роки тому +90

      @@rowocean3409 as in, if a customer wanted a purple car with a red interior, you shouldn't judge them, or say that it's wrong. It was mostly used for things such as suit tailoring and custom textiles, since those business rely mostly on customer input.

  • @zanefrye5221
    @zanefrye5221 Рік тому +1

    “The customer is always right, in terms of taste” is the actual phrase, meaning if the customer doesn’t like the food, then they are right in saying they don’t like it. Much like ordering steak, if it’s too done or not done enough, you are completely right in asking for it to be prepared differently

  • @yikeschel9977
    @yikeschel9977 Рік тому +2

    I'll never forget working in retail and scanning all a customers things and I asked if she wanted to sign up for the app (because we had to ask) and she just said "no absolutely not my son works in IT and hes told me about what sorts of things these apps do". I didn't argue with her but I was trying so hard not to laugh

  • @gaolbreak1090
    @gaolbreak1090 3 роки тому +390

    The best thing about living in Germany: if you are a shit customer, the workers can tell you to shut up or leave. Or be rude back to you. It's great and teaches manners.

    • @thenerdbyrd7026
      @thenerdbyrd7026 3 роки тому +28

      It's just required by the managers who are scared of losing literally like 1 or 2 stuck up customer witnesses who thinks that employee should be nice. Howecer it's less and less implemented that the customer is always right because customers are becoming just fucking dumb lately.

    • @devibenpatel1933
      @devibenpatel1933 3 роки тому +15

      wow BRB moving to Germany

    • @Natervader13
      @Natervader13 3 роки тому +2

      A lot of retail stores, at least here in the USA, really bank on customers leaving good reviews and stuff like that, even somewhat more than sales itself. So yeah, you're supposed to really have thick skin and keep a smile about everything, regardless of the context.
      It's pretty dumb.

    • @radleyg.l.1890
      @radleyg.l.1890 3 роки тому

      @@thenerdbyrd7026 Yeah that sounds about right. The first thing i was taught at my retail job was "The customer is always wrong" haha

    • @yourstruly8625
      @yourstruly8625 3 роки тому

      Take me

  • @DarkandTwisted
    @DarkandTwisted 3 роки тому +7326

    "I said *no* pickles, peasant." 😆

  • @truth09
    @truth09 Рік тому +4

    I worked when i was 14 at restaurant. And it was horrible. I worked 3 days straight, almost without sleeping only to get fired. I dont even get salary for this.

  • @coverage5884
    @coverage5884 Місяць тому +1

    “yOuRe mEaN!”
    *yeets out the window*

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 3 роки тому +569

    “I don’t like to work, i just like the money”
    -literally everyone

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 3 роки тому +1

      Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

    • @Zathren
      @Zathren 3 роки тому +3

      Literally everyone who's suffering from depression.

    • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
      @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 3 роки тому +7

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 0, you don’t deserve any for begging

    • @CopperStarToons
      @CopperStarToons 3 роки тому

      You got that right! :D

    • @grass6989
      @grass6989 3 роки тому +2

      @@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 correct B) Self PREMOTING sucks

  • @soaphie7914
    @soaphie7914 3 роки тому +450

    “YOU’RE MEAN!”
    *throws orphan through window*

    • @NeoHiPPy1980
      @NeoHiPPy1980 3 роки тому +1

      Why would you throw a window? 🤣

    • @soaphie7914
      @soaphie7914 3 роки тому +1

      @@NeoHiPPy1980 Sorry, my apologies. I made a spelling error previously and have corrected it.

    • @brianm.johnson4438
      @brianm.johnson4438 3 роки тому +7

      Technoblade style

    • @erinreynolds9794
      @erinreynolds9794 3 роки тому +1

      @@brianm.johnson4438 y e s

    • @meganturnbull9188
      @meganturnbull9188 3 роки тому +1

      Technoblade would love that

  • @SilverSabertooth
    @SilverSabertooth Рік тому +6

    "I don't care about onions!"
    *draws himself kicking a piece of garlic*

  • @lebozo869
    @lebozo869 Рік тому +1

    I swear every few months I'll come back to this video and chuckle at things like "That's on the No Go Zone? :L"

  • @tiedie3763
    @tiedie3763 3 роки тому +612

    “Look at my eyes”, yeah, that’s gonna be a no.

  • @TheMysty46
    @TheMysty46 3 роки тому +2516

    To be fair, the say that the costumer is always right was originally about his own taste. If you have a restaurant and he want to order the most disgusting item on your menu, it's his right and you can't say anything. It was never a pass to treat employes like shit.

    • @WasThatOneDude
      @WasThatOneDude 3 роки тому +130

      Too bad shitty people treat employes like shit cuz of that line

    • @CombatSportsNerd
      @CombatSportsNerd 3 роки тому +130

      Unfortunately my friend. You are part of the extreme minority that actually remember is the origin of that phrase.

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 3 роки тому +10

      Why is it worded weird?

    • @TheMysty46
      @TheMysty46 3 роки тому +32

      @@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 Probably cause english is not my maternal tongue and I'm not perfectly bilingual. But I understand enough, I'm just bad at writing it. I'm sorry if there was any mistake, I try my best. Not everyone on the Internet grew up speaking english, honey.

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 3 роки тому +38

      @@TheMysty46 I meant the "The customer is always right" phrase and I'm not perfectly bilingual too. No need to get overly defensive and upset, _honey_

  • @tigersketches7119
    @tigersketches7119 9 місяців тому

    Fax. “It’s not working..” FAxXx!!! Got me cackling lol

  • @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui
    @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui 10 місяців тому +1

    2:35 most companies got rid of that phrase a few decades ago but some people still believe in it so that they can do what they want when they want

  • @james8616
    @james8616 3 роки тому +3076

    Ice cream sandwich saying “nO” gives me life

  • @Totaltko
    @Totaltko 3 роки тому +371

    “Five guys is good” I couldn’t agree more

    • @chunliisthebest
      @chunliisthebest 3 роки тому +5

      No better place to eat 2000 calories of grease
      It’s my favorite place on earth

    • @andrex1456
      @andrex1456 3 роки тому +1

      I couldn't agree less

    • @bobkamachi2346
      @bobkamachi2346 3 роки тому

      It’s good, but it’s overpriced tbh. Just my opinion tho

    • @okeyb0i974
      @okeyb0i974 3 роки тому

      I’ve never had it

    • @sir.sauceum6872
      @sir.sauceum6872 3 роки тому

      I could, so I will

  • @kiya-sm5rw
    @kiya-sm5rw Місяць тому

    "YOUR MEAN" *chucks out window* love it

  • @CGHawkatoo
    @CGHawkatoo 2 місяці тому

    I've worked as a dishwasher for the last 4 years; I have been praised for my on-time arrivals, consistency in doing my job, being polite, efficient, and having a plan in case I'm inconveniently delayed.

  • @Xojin_
    @Xojin_ 3 роки тому +450

    "I don't like to work, I just like the money"
    Most relatable thing I've heard all day

    • @Xander-mn1bi
      @Xander-mn1bi 3 роки тому +3

      I like your profile pick! Just started hollow knight last night!

    • @CopperStarToons
      @CopperStarToons 3 роки тому

      Oh yes!

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 3 роки тому +1

      Nice pfp! Though I last played hollow knight last year.

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 3 роки тому +1

      am i the only one that likes muh work and the money? like being a pilot is awesome! you get to shoot bad people so that regular people can have good lives cuz screw the IMC the militia is where its at

    • @eloisspiderlily
      @eloisspiderlily 3 роки тому +1

      QUIRREL QUIRREL QUIRREL QUIRREL
      I like your pfp :D

  • @GreatDragonAD
    @GreatDragonAD 3 роки тому +3410

    "You're mean!" *toss bad customer into window*
    Every time, that cracks me up.

  • @grizzlybearpikachu8683
    @grizzlybearpikachu8683 8 місяців тому +1

    I hate how relatable these experiences are😂

  • @DumA2034
    @DumA2034 3 місяці тому

    So THIS is where that weird tackle then box animation came from... Neat!

  • @dechappothenurglitemightbe8715
    @dechappothenurglitemightbe8715 3 роки тому +1723

    "I wanna go home"
    "*gasp* me too!"
    Basically how I make friends lmao

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 3 роки тому +6

      Why do people say this at work though. There's one guy at the last place i worked who would say this all the time, every day. Like, do you think I love spending my time here being a wage slave?

    • @dechappothenurglitemightbe8715
      @dechappothenurglitemightbe8715 3 роки тому +14

      @@Eralen00 idk... reassurance? Lol

    • @A_Buster9693
      @A_Buster9693 3 роки тому +5

      * gasp * me too!

    • @zoonic999
      @zoonic999 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @berryw6818
      @berryw6818 3 роки тому

      XD

  • @jellobassprawn
    @jellobassprawn 2 роки тому +8543

    As someone who works in food service, if almost shipping drugs is the worst thing that happens at the UPS store, I think I’ll apply there.

    • @zoeroux4222
      @zoeroux4222 2 роки тому +468

      Right, I've had a customer cuss me out and throw food on me for giving her a check 🥲

    • @lpsjewel
      @lpsjewel 2 роки тому +22

      @@zoeroux4222 Oh Gosh, I hope your Supriors Kick her out(after she paid).

    • @choryllis6646
      @choryllis6646 2 роки тому +485

      Same. Parents buying milkshakes with snickers in it and getting mad their kid with a peanut allergy had an allergic reaction.
      Management deciding to change the ingredients and only tells 1 cook so I almost kill someone who has a food allergy.
      Customers getting mad the food costs so much when the prices are right next to the food item's name.
      Customers trying to place orders over the phone when they haven't even looked at a menu. ("I want a burger and fries." "Ok, which one?" "Just the burger." "Ma'am, we have 15 different kinds of burgers. Which one would you like?")
      Another fun conversation I get to have is this one.
      "I want a burger."
      "Ok, we have 15 burgers. Which one?"
      "The cheeseburger."
      "All of them come with cheese. Which one?"
      "The classic burger."
      "Ok, we have 3 classic burgers. Which one?"
      "The quarter pounder."
      "All of them are quarter pounders. Which one?"
      "The Our Burger."
      I have this one multiple times a day every day I work.

    • @ranjitsharma5811
      @ranjitsharma5811 2 роки тому +97

      @@choryllis6646 holy hell
      But you know
      "The customer is always right"

    • @LumboDumbo
      @LumboDumbo 2 роки тому +1

      @@ranjitsharma5811 More like the customer is always a moron

  • @paszivali5427
    @paszivali5427 8 місяців тому

    To be honest, you're making this job sound so fun to work to me

  • @mayindi
    @mayindi 11 місяців тому

    I totally agree! I hate the social pressure of having to get a job!!

  • @indurasavant1831
    @indurasavant1831 3 роки тому +460

    Random guy: *tries to ship drugs through UPS*
    16 year old: *Stops him*
    Random Guy: 2:46

  • @hay9147
    @hay9147 3 роки тому +360

    “eat pizza like a cookie” yes

    • @renameagain5808
      @renameagain5808 3 роки тому +5

      Eat cookie like a pizza

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 3 роки тому

      Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

    • @iexistig
      @iexistig 3 роки тому +1

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 oh god not another bot...

    • @pencilRC1
      @pencilRC1 3 роки тому +1

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 shut

    • @mariselag.7197
      @mariselag.7197 3 роки тому

      @@renameagain5808 why

  • @APP1_H3AD
    @APP1_H3AD Рік тому +2

    “OR AM I CRAZY? I AM CRAZY BABABABABABB” tbh i act like icecreamsandwich at my school ._.

  • @datbishjae5882
    @datbishjae5882 Місяць тому +1

    0:43
    As someone who's 16 and works in food industry, I have indeed, had someone yell at me about onions

    • @HelloandHiwelcome
      @HelloandHiwelcome Місяць тому

      How does someone yell at you because of onions?

    • @Beaniskool
      @Beaniskool 29 днів тому

      @@HelloandHiwelcomeonions make u cry and it’s instantly a complaint (I actually have no clue)

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 3 роки тому +48489

    I like ur eyes

  • @theplutonium_
    @theplutonium_ 3 роки тому +152

    "Here's some advice: If you wanna ship drugs, *DONT"*
    Amazing advice. I will take it in mind

  • @ChaosGremlin22987
    @ChaosGremlin22987 9 місяців тому +1

    "I don't like onions" kicks garlic

  • @RetroFox841
    @RetroFox841 11 місяців тому +1

    2:17 If if I ever see a customer like this, I am turning the computer around and saying “Alright, have it your way.”

  • @Jarekthegamingdragon
    @Jarekthegamingdragon 3 роки тому +5336

    My first job was a as a lifeguard in the poor side of town. I am happy I had that job, I learned a lot. But my goodness I have some stories.

    • @luuzsie512
      @luuzsie512 3 роки тому +92

      Pls share

    • @Jarekthegamingdragon
      @Jarekthegamingdragon 3 роки тому +554

      @@Fao2 We had a drunk homeless man wonder into the pool and jump off the top of the slide. Compound fracture in his right leg then went into shock. 15 years old is definitely far too young for the responsibility you get at that job.

    • @eee8891
      @eee8891 3 роки тому +26

      @@Jarekthegamingdragon 😀

    • @Frugthereal
      @Frugthereal 3 роки тому +32

      @@Jarekthegamingdragon TELL MORE

    • @tomdom_0143
      @tomdom_0143 3 роки тому +137

      As a lifeguard myself. Holllllyyyy moly I have some tales. My favourite also involved a drunk person who liked to hide on the roof. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @MissEssiemee1
    @MissEssiemee1 3 роки тому +246

    “Are you open?”
    Standing in a shop with no lights, and a “we are closed” sign hanging on a door. I’ve been there.

    • @MatthewSmith-sz1yq
      @MatthewSmith-sz1yq 3 роки тому +7

      I love the customers that think that because there is still someone in , or even just near, the store, it immediately means we are open, and if we refuse, it's because we are being lazy or rude.
      I had an old guy, back when I worked at discount tire, show up 45 minutes before we open. I just happened to be there 45 minutes before we open, even the employees are just supposed to get there 30 minutes early. The manager wasn't even there, and they have the keys. This guy kept wanting me to "just get him in real quick' because apparently he was going to be late for work. I kept telling him I don't have the keys.
      Even if I did have the keys, it takes AT LEAST 15 minutes to get everything set up. You need to wait for the compressor to build pressure, boot up the computers, and do all the stuff the closing crew were supposed to do because they were lazy POS. So there was no way I could just open the door, pull his car in, and get him serviced. I told him if he waits, he will be the first in line, and the moment that we are ready, we can get his car serviced. Even then, he was getting all mad, yelling he was going to be late.
      It was hard to resist the urge to just ask him what exactly he wants me to do. The store is locked, I don't have the keys. He started lecturing me about 'having a good service mindset, and work ethic.' What was I supposed to do, break a window?! I'm sure my boss would appreciate me 'taking the initiative' and breaking into the shop.
      I finally realized he was just a horrible human being who thought of service employees as slaves or something when he said 'just because you are off the clock doesn't mean you don't have responsibilities.' That's basically the definition of off the clock, I am no longer working, I am a random person. Just because I have a job that happens to serve people doesn't mean I am obligated to do whatever a customer says, even when I'm not working.

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 3 роки тому

      Read the sign ~ Squid ward

  • @TechRex37
    @TechRex37 9 днів тому

    “The customer is always right” is the shortened version of the phrase. The full phrase being “The customer is always right in matters of taste” meaning don’t judge people’s purchases

  • @BBQAnimates
    @BBQAnimates 7 місяців тому +2

    When Ice Cream Sandwich posts a new video. "Guys! Andy's coming!"

  • @CeliaNightstep
    @CeliaNightstep 3 роки тому +338

    "I don't like work, I just like money."
    -Literally everyone, like absolutely all of them.

  • @Natervader13
    @Natervader13 3 роки тому +531

    Hearing dumb retail stories never gets old.

  • @mk5902
    @mk5902 4 місяці тому +2

    Your character looks precious like I want to protect him ✨️

  • @harlembeatfreak
    @harlembeatfreak Рік тому +1

    "I wanna go home" "*gasp* me too"
    mood

  • @annjrue
    @annjrue 3 роки тому +13433

    The dislikes are from everyone who's tried to ship drugs at a UPS store and got stopped by a 16 year old.
    EDIT: Incredibly original replies, keep ‘em coming guys! /s

    • @norffillian497
      @norffillian497 3 роки тому +171

      Omg, this would be such a nice plot for juvenile detective literature

    • @poof7499
      @poof7499 3 роки тому +86

      Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing

    • @elmagicsquid8271
      @elmagicsquid8271 3 роки тому +14

      It is what it is

    • @beeeans6662
      @beeeans6662 3 роки тому +43

      @@poof7499 NOOOOOOOOOO IT HAS SPREAD

    • @somebodythattrulyexists28
      @somebodythattrulyexists28 3 роки тому +8

      @@norffillian497 Thanks for the idea random person AKA "Norf"
      I will use that.

  • @blue_birb
    @blue_birb 3 роки тому +2634

    "I don't care about onions"
    * proceeds to kick garlic *

  • @Mr_JarGaming.brothers
    @Mr_JarGaming.brothers 10 місяців тому

    I’ve Ben down a lot some days there for I decided to watch you you inspire me and made me happy and your the most funniest person I ever watched

  • @crypticvoid372
    @crypticvoid372 Місяць тому +1

    I currently work at the UPS Store and I’ve experienced literally every one of these scenarios 😭

  • @sn1p1n
    @sn1p1n 3 роки тому +1554

    “I don’t care about onions”
    Onion: *starts crying*

  • @dcyphyr
    @dcyphyr 2 роки тому +2715

    "Are you open?"
    "Yes, but we won't let you in."
    "Why?"
    "Because we're closed."

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 роки тому +71

      "yes, _sexually"_
      - grins seductively -
      *person about faces and retreats*

    • @africanofalltime
      @africanofalltime 2 роки тому +33

      @@brovid-19 "what"

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 2 роки тому +23

      @@brovid-19 "what"

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 2 роки тому +19

      @@brovid-19 "what"

    • @hibesties
      @hibesties 2 роки тому +17

      @@brovid-19 “what”

  • @Barghaest
    @Barghaest 9 місяців тому +8

    Having been in the service industry, I find great joy in calling out other customers on their rude behavior in my presence because I don’t work there and they can’t do a damned thing about it.

  • @connorsmith2205
    @connorsmith2205 3 роки тому +668

    The dislikes are the people who tried to ship the “illicit substances”

    • @Lava_Zoid
      @Lava_Zoid 3 роки тому

      Lol 😂 also one question do u like epic battle animation or funny animation?

    • @harmonybade324
      @harmonybade324 3 роки тому +1

      I got then through an airport once :O Three times, actually.

    • @cheri8832
      @cheri8832 3 роки тому +1

      @@harmonybade324 i don’t know whether you should be proud of that 🧍‍♀️

    • @harmonybade324
      @harmonybade324 3 роки тому +1

      @@cheri8832 Eh, I am anyway. :)

    • @shadykiwi4140
      @shadykiwi4140 3 роки тому +1

      Its not even that hard tho. something airtight, like those tupperware with the rubber sealy majigger, then just pack it with some other shit. like a book or two. easy

  • @TheWinjin
    @TheWinjin 3 роки тому +487

    I'd be honest, I hate that there's this thing with kids getting like the worst, cheapest, underpaid jobs, but overall I think getting a job when you're still in school is VERY motivational. I could only start working after I've finished University because of hovermom and it quickly became clear to me, clear as a goddamn day, that I hate my work field, I don't want to do it, and I'm years behind in every skill like trading, haggling, arguing, human relations and everything else, that normal people have, that do not immediately apply to the job, but to everything around it. School and university are so different, and also having your own income is liberating.

    • @_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._-
      @_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._- 3 роки тому +2

      Me too man, me too.

    • @armstrong.r
      @armstrong.r 3 роки тому +2

      Same here bro

    • @sjcaljames
      @sjcaljames 3 роки тому

      Awwwww ice creamsandwich voice changed its kinda hard to notice it it changed like 5% changed same is 95% on my opinion

  • @DonutCat-nk9od
    @DonutCat-nk9od 6 місяців тому +1

    “I want to go home” “(gasp) me too!!!”

  • @surprisedpotato
    @surprisedpotato 3 роки тому +1079

    The lady with the cane was just flexing her COOL CANE CHAIR TRANSFORMER

  • @themilitarydork
    @themilitarydork 3 роки тому +490

    “I’m not paid enough for THAT.”
    *BOY* if that ain’t the truth....

    • @seemie3389
      @seemie3389 3 роки тому +10

      "Im not paid enough to care"

    • @fuzzytadpole
      @fuzzytadpole 3 роки тому +2

      I’m not paid enough to live