I honestly can't think of a better item than the aforementioned Scribblenauts Journal. The game itself proves that you can use the journal to summon things from FICTIONAL works as well, meaning you can bypass the limits of this challenge by creating more video game items at your leisure to help you annex Toronto. The one downside I can think of is you MIGHT run out of paper? But that was never a limit in the game.
if the book can make anything then you can make unlimited books/paper. if the book doesn't let you create the book/paper then you can find a item that grants wishes/items and get another one that way.
Considering Haminations recent trend of going overboard with murdering random characters for not agreeing with his opinion makes me believe that the whole, “killing normal people” thing is more likely than we think.
@@glitchdragon9019 ooooh... I thought they were moon rocks not moon dust What is moon dust made of anyway that chemical could be on earth but maybe rarer
Indeed, only thing that can top it is a dev console to reality. (Also, you need to think about the limits on the book, is it as limited as the games or can I tell it to summon a random ass if I wanted to (specifically trying to include vulgarity as a point))
The sketchbook one is probably the best choice out of this list purely due to its limitless nature. You don't have to depend on anything, the book's all you need.
The only problem is if someone steals it, or it falls into the wrong person's hands... All it takes is for some idiot to joke around and write "nuke" and we're done for.
3:23 The Blue Shell is a fun pick because outside of the context of a competitive game, "what constitutes first place?" Especially given the assignment of conquering Toronto. Would it attack the mayor? The premier of Ontario? Or would it fly off into the air to seek out and demolish Trudeau?
The scribblenauts notebook one is actually a really good idea, basically every other item that was mentioned in the video can be brought to life with that.
Only problem would be if the limitations they place on the game (nothing obscene or overly violent) applied in real life. Would still be useful, but you'd have to Rube Goldberg some solutions to specific problems.
He forgot one of the most insane parts of the notebook too. You can not only make anything you want, but you can also modify anything. Want someone dead? You don't have to make a device to kill them, you just have to add "dead" to their name and bam. Also time pauses when you use the notebook so that's pretty neat.
@@HTacianas I specifically remember summoning cannnibals and shooting people with guns to solve problems in that game it really shouldn’t be a problem.
Best item is the Scribblenauts unlimited Notebook and it's not even close. You essentially just become a god upon pickup or the notebook Like other choices like the different Gmod guns are powerful, but not only can the notebook probably make something even stronger, but the notebook can also make YOU immortal
There are a couple of problems with the portal gun: 1. You can't place portals on every surface. The only one I'm sure you can is moon rocks. 2. Without long fall boots, if you wanted to fling yourself like in the game, every single bone in your body would break.
Nah dude you can place portal on surfaces that arent moon rocks you can place them on flat surfaces Its is in the game lore that You can place portals on other surfaces BUT, its not standing forever One subject has been stand in the middle of the portal But the portal wasnt placed on a moon rock panel Then portal closed and subject was cutted in the half like a fruit
I really don’t wanna think this but I feel like he just uploaded this video to pay the bills, 2 minutes of actual content and 2 minutes of sponsor segments, I enjoy his videos I just wish he made longer ones again
the capes from Sky: Children of the Light(for all 3 but mostly daily life.) wouldn't be able to go out in the rain, sure, but FLYING!!!!! and you recharge it with fire and i like fire so thats cool too! (and if that doesnt count as an "item" then I'd go with the Krill Cat/Feline Familiar, also from Sky. this ones only really good for the 1st and 3rd thing tho, since if you get to close it'll launch you, but still very cute!)
For me, I would have to go with “The Bag of Holding”. Never again will I have to worry about storage space(up to a limit) but still a pretty solid and versatile choice.
I'd probably choose Maxwell's Book from Don't Starve Together, for all 3 scenarios cause 1. I can summon more of myself to help me fight the zombie hordes (and for use as cannon fodder) 2. I can summon more of myself to just do everything better/faster (imagine how much faster cleaning up's gonna be with like 12 people) 3. I can summon more of myself to just overwhelm Toronto with an endless horde of me's (also for use as cannon fodder) All at the small price of losing bits and pieces of my sanity!
There’s also the cannon power of the codex umbra, which means that theoretically you could put yourself into the constant, IDK how that would help but it’s pretty neat.
@@OddyOddity-ob2uv Yeah, moon rocks are mentioned as good portal conductors, but not the only ones. In the old aperture, we place portals on concrete (which makes sense, since moon rock is similar to earth rock, so there's no reason why it would have to be moon rock)
He's gonna be real disappointed (dead) during that zombie apocalypse when he learns that the portal gun won't work because his house isn't made of moon dust.
I'm pretty sure moon dust is just very conductive to portals and not necessarily a requirement, but it's been a while since I played the Portal games so I could be wrong
The enchanted flint and steel from minecraft: story mode would be cool to have. Why survive the zombie apocalypse when you can live in a hallway of interdimensional portals. :)
I’d take the Ocarina from Legend of Zelda. There’s just so many cool uses for it. You can make it daytime when you want, you can time travel, you can cause a tropical storm. There’s so much to do with it
I have also come up with ocarina at first but then I thought it may be too dangerous, making daytime whenever would render calendars useless and probably create many other problems. Other than time travel I don't think it's very useful
portal gun only seems cool to have until you realize that all the fun stuff you can only do if you also have the jump boots and the magical ability to automatically orient yourself legs-down while flying.
If you talk about flinging yourself around you also won't find the purpose made architecture to utilize that. What you have anywhere is flat walls next to flat ground to walk on so you can just walk through portals like doors and still have most utility as the world we live in opposed to apperture testchambers is not designed to be challenging to traverse.
Well, even though I'd love a Portal Gun, it'd be pretty useless, because it requires the surface where you put the portal on to be made out of moon rocks, which is pretty hard to come by imo
Not necessarily. In the first game, you can put portals on all kinds of surfaces. I guess the lore is supposed to be that it works better somehow with moon rocks.
@@gavinwilson5324 I think it had to do with how flat a surface is, old aperture originally used wood and concrete for their portal walls and it worked decently. They probably switched to moon rocks because they knew that moon dust is very fine, so surfaces coated in it would be almost featureless.
3:48 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% agree I would love to have Kirby as a pet and I am so less obsessed with him. It’s not healthy.
It doesn't only work on that; the rest of portal 2 shows that regular ol white concrete works, and portalable surfaces existed long before aperture discovered moon rocks worked well
I'd like to mention that if you're going with "BOTW paraglider means you need stupid strength" then the hookshot is also useless, as it would dislocate your arm, then remove it. The Sheikah slate would be much more powerful between stasis and magnesis for everyday (idk _what_ you'd do with those) and infinite bombs for the apocalypse and Toronto. No idea what you'd do with cryonis- just like in the game!
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The video game item I'd go for is the inventory. I don't really know if that counts or not, but imagine how many things I could carry on me all at once.
For me I’d have to say the Monado, since it would be pretty useful. -You’d have arts which could increase your speed or give you a shield to help block you from getting hurt -Can cut through Machinery and or robots -And can also let you see visions into the future Only downside I can think of is that it can’t hurt people but that’s also good so you can’t murder. Plus with it you could possibly annex Toronto, and survive a zombie apocalypse.
[Xenoblade spoilers] . . . . . If it would be able to control the fabric of reality even though ether isn't real, it'd be a maxwell's notebook-tier pick
This just makes me think of other real life uses for video game items. The Shade cloak from Hollow Knight, so you can run through people at fast speeds and not touch anyone or get hurt. Any mirror from animal crossing, for the power to naturally change the color of one's skin, eyes, hair, as well as the power to physically change gender and facial structure. Wings from Terraria, for clear reasons. From Oblivion, The Skeleton Key(unlock all locks), Knight of the Order Armor(a full set of cool armor that takes seconds to put on. Never need to get dressed again).
My pick is the Metroid Power suit with all upgrades. I could use it for self defense, (Arm cannon, screw attack.) I could use it to get places faster, and not have to worry when a hotel doesn’t have an elevator. I could just space jump up, or shine spark! (Though, I don’t want to crash through the roof, and the shine spark drains the suit energy, so not ideal..)
The Breath of The Wild paraglider is actually a really good one. Instead of holding on to it for a long time, you can just pull it out from your invisible pocket right before you hit the ground. It lets you cancel fall damage.
Four! The companion cube... Would be useless but would be good :) maybe it'd be Toronto's friend and they'd annex themselves due to spending more time with it
It kinda depends The in game item has its limits It is surely one of the most powerful items but if you asked it to make somthing specific or a video game item 90 precent of the time it won't be able to make it You could kind of recreate most of them through adding traits to regular items though If you assume it will work with anything in our world then it probably would be the best item and even if it can't its still broken
I really love how space breaking the portal gun is, but I’m more of a time breaker, so something like the time dagger from Prince of Persia would be pretty cool
@@williammilliron8735 and not just any sand will work, unlike what the movie says, in the game you have to use the already released sands of time as a refill. So you'd have to cause the sand zombie apocalypse just to get more use out of it.
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If part 2 i would use the pure nail from hollow knight (and a charm kit with every charm) for the zombies, the meme rifle from rain world (plus 3 singularity bombs) for destroying Toronto, and for every day use... i dont really know... maybe like a pet Strabby from bugsnax, maybe?
I want to try to make an argument for Mythra’s or Malos’s core crystal (which you can think of as permanent summoning items for demigods that ties them to you somewhat), but... there’s really nothing stopping them from abandoning (or even killing) you if they really want to, so, maybe not that. But if you could get them to work with you you would be almost unstoppable.
After careful consideration 🤔 I think I'd probably go with: -The Banshee (for transportation, a.k.a everyday use) -The "RY3NO" from Ratchet and Clank for a zombie apocalypse. (because it's basically a slightly more compact and portable version of the D00M BFG, with the same amount of power.) And -The "Farsight XR20" for anexing toronto (because shoot-thru-walls + x-ray vision scope + auto-aim. it's broken as all hell, yes.)
Portal gun for everyday use, ocarina of time for surviving a zombie apocalypse (just make it day, zombies burn, ez solution lol), and scribblnauts book for annexing Toronto. Just make yourself a god.
Why not the Zodiac or Harbinger from Ratchet and Clank for Zombies? The Zodiac for clusters to safely explode them into ashes. And the Harbinger... For..... Reasons. .......Totally zombie related.
I've always wanted the Ring of Sustenance from D&D 3.5 edition. It removes your need to eat and grants you the benefits of 8 hours of sleep after only 2 hours.
I have a chronic sleep disorder that makes me constantly tired no matter how much sleep so... Idk how much it'd do for me. Worth a shot though lol, maybe it'd make me normal.
@@gemmajamms you could use a sleep app and see if you have sleep apnea or toss and turn alot in your sleep. If you snore it can be fixed by removing or lowering the pillow, if it's moving alot then you can get a different firmness/softness topper. Could be influenced by late eating habits or simple bad habits like using your phone in bed (dedicate the bed to sleeping only).
@@WhiteWolfos I actually have had multiple sleep studies done that confirm that I have idiopathic hypersomnia, sleep literally doesn't work for me. It's really rare and none of your suggestions would fix it. I've literally slept 23 hours in a day a couple times. I appreciate the suggestions though.
Star Rod from Paper Mario. Litiral *endless invincibility, world bending wish-granting abilities.* Honestly any important item from the Mario RPGs would most likely make you a God.
Okay so setting aside the inconvienient thing about only placing portals on certain materials, the portal gun would be reality breakingly fun. Infinite loops to hack gravity into infinite electricity, massive clean bombs, plus all the normal advantages like fast travel times, etc.
@@JamesTDG Sure you can! just make sure you get a really sturdy rotating wheel, and something like water to fall onto the wheel's paddles, make a chamber where the falling liquid can never escape from and you've got yourself a spinning power source!
The portal gun sounds so great for everyday use though. Imagine buying a tiny house on the other side of the world and making a portal there, you could escape to winter on hot summer days and get some sun and warmth on dark winter days.
Don't you need a moon rock surface though?? For portals to maintain form or something like that. It was a HUGE part of the final challenge of Portal 2 that it was effectively useless without those panals to go with it.
@@artiscommunication.2271 The short awnser is that processed moon rock is just really effective but not required for the portal gun to work. The wiki cites the fact that you can shoot portals on what seems to just be standard concrete and the fact that the portal gun was in use in the 1950s by Aperture before the discovery of the moon rocks’s capabilities. Edit: typo
My dream is to live in Canada but I'm from Europe. So I would use the portal gun to place a portal in where I currently live then buy a house in Canada, book a one way flight to Canada and put the other portal in the new house. What it would do is let me go back to see my family and invite them over from time to time. That would be amazing.
But then you would never be able to put another portal somewhere else. Otherwise you would need to physically travel back to that house to restart the portal there
@@cgduude Just acquire a space suit, and some kind of really accurate tripod mount for the portal gun. When you need to get somewhere new, put on the space suit, shoot a portal at the ground, shoot a portal at the Moon, go to the Moon, and then use your tripod and a bit of luck to land a portal where you wanna go. When you get there, just try not to inhale too much of the moon dust. Also, be sure to close the portals so you don't suck all of the atmosphere onto the Moon.
I’m surprised no one picked the Sheikah Slate, especially fully upgraded and with DLC. You can freeze an object in time and bap it with a baseball bat to make it fly. You have the ability to move Metal Objects freely. Infinite Bombs. You can take pictures with a high quality camera and comes with a compendium. A map that lets you put waypoints and a gps for items you have taken a picture of, so take a picture of your keys or something and you will never lose them again. The ability to set a waypoint and teleport back to it. And to top it all off, you can summon a Motorcycle that’s eco friendly, you can probably use compost or just flat out garbage or something to fuel it. (Plus Amiibo support, so I guess you can just grab random goodies once a day or something)
The toolgun from garry's mod works for me for one simple reason, it's modable, you can add any feature you want to it, you can even spawn portals with it, so you don't need the portal gun, or spawn friendly npcs, that will help with the zombie and toronto scenarios
I feel like the Zenith from Terraria would be an amazing weapon for a zombie apocalypse, as it swings tons of boomerang swords wherever you want, it also pierces and goes through walls
1:07 The portal gun is specifically conductive with the moon, so you’d either need moon rock or you can only put portals on the moon. So it’s actually terrible for anyone but a billionaire.
Magic Gloves from the Zelda series. The one that allows you to pick up massive boulders. Helps with moving objects, self defense and annexing Toronto by separating them from the continent.
My idea is the chaos emeralds from sonic for every one of them. Zombie apocalypse reason is you go super and kill them all, the everyday one is making breakfast really fast, the last one is use chaos control to freeze time and cheat, cause no one’s gonna catch you.
A fully upgraded suit from Metroid is a good choice too. Offers speed, power, pseudo flight, protection, and plenty of versatility with stuff like the morph ball.
Can I mention that Maxwell's notebook along with any similar item is easily the best choice since it gives you unlimited access to other items, which makes it sorta feel like a copout
I would do any onion from pikmin if it can summon pikmin, (probably blue for everyday and red for the other 2) because i can basically summon endless amounts of fighters/gatherers to do my dirty work and household chores.
Stardew return sceptre would be an interesting one. It’d be great in a zombie apocalyptic since realistically you’d be constantly moving your home base to wherever safe, so you can just teleport there in a pinch when you need. You can also use it for everyday life sometimes. I could find a tonne of other uses but for example it just annoys me when you go on a walk and you’re just no longer in the mood to walk back. I'd use it for that a lot
How would you tell it where to bring you? In Stardew it brings you to a specific shrine, not your house itself. Terraria's Magic Mirror is probably more what you want, since you could set it just by sleeping in a bed.
for me i'd choose these 3 1: Marksman Revolver from Ultrakill, since its literally made for apocalypses also ricocheting things off coins is pretty cool or all of ultrakill's weapons including the arms 2: the TF2 engineer's wrench and PDA, because i can just build a teleporter from one place to another and get there instantly 3: same as 2, but using the dispenser, because there is infinite supplies
Marksman revolver wouldn't do much for you unless if you yourself can hit the coins, imo piercer would be better for the average joe due to how both have infinite ammo but piercer has more utility
I feel like a Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts would be cool. This thing can do a lot of things. Elemental magic, flight, time manipulation, and many other things.
Id go with Cappy from Mario Odyssey for all 3. Being able to capture literally any being and use their power is the ultimate life hack no matter the context.
@@Starz1317 doesn't Cappy override the consciousness of whoever he's captured? I can't think of a single time a capture has fought off mind control, Bowser included
I’d use the sims build mode tool so I can easily make the house of my dreams without actually doing any physical work. Hideout in the woods here I come!
I can see enderchests from minecraft being very useful in everyday life situations. just put stuff in it at home and place either the same one or another one down at another location to get all the stuff without having to carry it.
I would choose the soaring insignia from terraria for infinite flight. If modded items count, i would also choose the heart of elements from the calamity mod because A: waifus, and B: they would just obliterate the zombies for me. As for the 3rd one, either the void bag or piggy bank from terraria because it would provide a way to store a lot of things without me having to actually carry them. So yeah, this zombie apocalypse is going to be a piece of cake. I meant the celestial star board, not the soaring insignia. Whoops.
@@guichabanaano27 the info is in portal 2, not half life 2 and all the information is, is that moon rocks are the best conductor for portals, not the only ones
It works on any smooth, white/grey colored surfaces. It's very apparent that most of the surfaces you portal with over the course of the series are not covered in moon dust. The moon goop just also happens to make surfaces portal conductive.
Maxwell's notebook is definitely the best answer for all three categories and more. It's literally like Hey, do you want a genie that won't dick you over as questions and has an unlimited number of wishes The only limitation is your ability to describe something. The amount of times I made super teeny nuclear baby ant and blew up an entire map is absolutely ridiculous. I also made nuclear miniguns but fired nukes
For me, I would probably go with Lucky Seven from Xenoblade 3. Will really help in a zombie apocalypse as it can literally cut through anything, no exceptions, and its swings practically break the laws of physics as you can basically just wave the sword in front of you and a bunch of zombies will die without you even being near them
A Monado might be useful with visions and supposedly super strong reality warping, though if it has to rely on ether for everything as in-game, it would pretty much just be a big bludgeoning implement.
everyone constantly forgets that the portal gun requires moon rocks to work, and would therefore be next to useless in any category except the last (assuming Toronto has some exhibit of moon rocks)
I mean, technically the portals just concentrate on the moon rocks really well. And the borialis might of teleported with a portal gun esq technology, as aperture seemingly teleported it. But it could of been an area/concentrated teleporter like in the Hl series compared to the gates for aperture
Kass’s accordion from BotW, he doesn’t even push the keys. He just presses it back and forth and it automatically makes music. I also wouldn’t mind the assist trophy from SSBU
The Tool Gun from Garry's Mod. The ability to spawn literally anything I want at any point and being able to weld things together, rope things etc is incredibly strong. Imagine just spawning the the Eifel tower where ever you want, and then welding it to whatever you want.
I think Shouts from Skyrim would be a pretty good pick, you can set zombies on fire or freeze them (or use bend will), you could use clear skies for any weather related reason or summon a tornado to scare people in Toronto (or use bend will[in Toronto])
You think if you whisper shouted, you could light a campfire or freeze a beverage? That would be pretty cool, and pretty useful! Stuck in an avalanche and need heat? Make a fire that way. There’s a fire you need to put out? Easy!
@@monroerobbins7551 That fire shout in a avalanche idea is a great way to drown and or boil and freeze yourself if you get buried under a significant amount of snow. Think about it. Better off doing the good old fus ro dah push shout, providing we are still ignoring Newton's third law of physics and the opposite reaction doesn't apply therefor not causing immediate head explosion.
My take: Zombie apocalypse: enough Doom-Shrooms, from Plants vs Zombies, the entire country of Russia and still have room to fill half of Japan, as Doom-Shrooms are specialized nukes for zombies. Everyday use: Warp Box from Mario party, transportation purposes. The last one: Command Block & Lever from to, essentially, become GOD!
I would go with a ghost for this one though. Unless you're only desire is the flying speeder because I don't think the ghost comes with one. The ghost can essentially store physical matter in a pocket dimension, then place it in front of you at any moment. So a ghost could technically do that to a motorcycle or maybe even a car, giving you what essentially amounts to a vehicle in your pocket.
The varia suit from metroid! Not only is it a cool and versatile for general use but is also highly modular! "Oh hey a flamethrower, now I can add it to my suit"
Are you a lefty? Because with that suit you _better get good_ at doing things with your left hand... I mean, if I was gonna have an arm canon, I'd want it Megaman-style so *it can change back into a hand* when I'm not actively firing it. =^p
@@CBGS01 LOL, _that one's a good point!_ X^D You plan to shoot hoards of enemies during breakfast while using silverware with the other hand? ;^p Hey, weird question- does the suit have some way of allowing Samus to eat through the helmet, or does she have to take it off for meals? (No, the recovery items in Smash Bros. do NOT count- unless you want to explain Meta Knight, Sheik, and R.O.B. too! X^p)
@@danielthecake8617 A pansy who _can still clap his hands, hold a video game controller other than a Wiimote, climb a ladder or rope, knit, type "A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" in under 10 seconds, etc._
I feel like just a Minecraft Bed would be super useful. In an apocalypse situation, well, zombies and various other undead threats are already in Minecraft so... For every day life, it would be like immortality, but should you want to become mortal again, but destroy the bed and bingo, back to normal. and to annex Toronto... Idk, if you fail, you can just respawn and try again, I guess?
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the #1 answer to all three is asura's wrath, from asura's wrath.
not asura, just his wrath
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I honestly can't think of a better item than the aforementioned Scribblenauts Journal.
The game itself proves that you can use the journal to summon things from FICTIONAL works as well, meaning you can bypass the limits of this challenge by creating more video game items at your leisure to help you annex Toronto.
The one downside I can think of is you MIGHT run out of paper? But that was never a limit in the game.
if the book can make anything then you can make unlimited books/paper.
if the book doesn't let you create the book/paper then you can find a item that grants wishes/items and get another one that way.
In the game you can create more journals though.
Same!
The Infinity Gauntlet
It’s.. you get the point.
@@Bajongusthat book is WAY stronger than the infinity gauntlet
2:09 My motivations are beyond your comprehension
Genius. I use the hook shot to kill keese all the time
zenith from terraria with legendary reforge for max damage against toronto
Yooo! Haminations! Huge fan! No like really, HUGE FAN!
Considering Haminations recent trend of going overboard with murdering random characters for not agreeing with his opinion makes me believe that the whole, “killing normal people” thing is more likely than we think.
@@ronik7102 Cosmic carkeys.
I'd love a portal gun too... The only downside though is that they're only usable on the white panels made specifically for them.
Lunar dust is used to make them, so if there were rocks from the moon, you'd be good!
More specifically moon rocks mixed with a jell
@@glitchdragon9019 ooooh... I thought they were moon rocks not moon dust
What is moon dust made of anyway that chemical could be on earth but maybe rarer
@@powdereyes2210 Ok you are thinking too hard about this, they picked something rare and valuable as a joke. The moon is actually quite boring
@@glitchdragon9019 what if you shot a portal at the moon
The notebook from Scribblenauts would actually be really OP. You could just draw all the other video game items and have all of them.
no, this isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game.
You could easily nerf it by using the one from the old game.
Indeed, only thing that can top it is a dev console to reality. (Also, you need to think about the limits on the book, is it as limited as the games or can I tell it to summon a random ass if I wanted to (specifically trying to include vulgarity as a point))
Except they all have to be low color cartoony versions
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The sketchbook one is probably the best choice out of this list purely due to its limitless nature. You don't have to depend on anything, the book's all you need.
Yeah, you could write "Portal gun" or "Kirby" in it and it would show up. You could have ALL THE OPTIONS.
@@Sample_Gamingyou can get absolutely any game you want
Same with the toolgun since it can produce assets from thin air
The only problem is if someone steals it, or it falls into the wrong person's hands... All it takes is for some idiot to joke around and write "nuke" and we're done for.
3:23 The Blue Shell is a fun pick because outside of the context of a competitive game, "what constitutes first place?" Especially given the assignment of conquering Toronto.
Would it attack the mayor? The premier of Ontario? Or would it fly off into the air to seek out and demolish Trudeau?
It flies off and ends up kill someone like Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos
Or would it seek the being above all beings?? And have an epic fight to the death??👀
@@artiscommunication.2271 it wouldnt be a fight to the death the shell would just kinda knock them around a bit
It just kills the oldest person in the world
@@kevintrang6447 it just took out the Queen
The scribblenauts notebook one is actually a really good idea, basically every other item that was mentioned in the video can be brought to life with that.
Only problem would be if the limitations they place on the game (nothing obscene or overly violent) applied in real life. Would still be useful, but you'd have to Rube Goldberg some solutions to specific problems.
He forgot one of the most insane parts of the notebook too. You can not only make anything you want, but you can also modify anything. Want someone dead? You don't have to make a device to kill them, you just have to add "dead" to their name and bam. Also time pauses when you use the notebook so that's pretty neat.
@@HTacianas Not if we take the one from scribblenauts unlimited where you can make your own items from scratch
Heck, all you would have to do to annex toronto is add "Annexed" to toronto's name.
@@HTacianas I specifically remember summoning cannnibals and shooting people with guns to solve problems in that game it really shouldn’t be a problem.
as someone who lives in Toronto I can confirm that people are constantly trying to annex us with items like barrier blocks
@opzz xsin and the moon so we could send Toronto there
I mean like. I live in a major city in Canada. Called Vancouver
@@XToeMark you better get out of there now
once they’re done with Toronto they’ll be coming for the west
No but just think of the chaos the blue shell would have on the dvp and 401
yes. the portal gun that can only be used on flat, non moving , moon rock coated surfaces is a great tool
Best item is the Scribblenauts unlimited Notebook and it's not even close. You essentially just become a god upon pickup or the notebook
Like other choices like the different Gmod guns are powerful, but not only can the notebook probably make something even stronger, but the notebook can also make YOU immortal
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There are a couple of problems with the portal gun:
1. You can't place portals on every surface. The only one I'm sure you can is moon rocks.
2. Without long fall boots, if you wanted to fling yourself like in the game, every single bone in your body would break.
Also, you have to be able to see your destination to use it, so it's not great for like, travel.
Nah dude you can place portal on surfaces that arent moon rocks you can place them on flat surfaces
Its is in the game lore that
You can place portals on other surfaces
BUT, its not standing forever
One subject has been stand in the middle of the portal
But the portal wasnt placed on a moon rock panel
Then portal closed and subject was cutted in the half like a fruit
@@Blaze-gq4bd So for all purposes that don't include getting sliced in half... I'd say you can only really use it on moon rocks
@@lodewijk. No, what that means is just that you have to be quick with the portal unless you want to slice yourself in half.
@@lodewijk. You are missing the opportunity for cutting other people in half with it! Instead of a zombie flinging machine, you get a zombie blender
I don’t mind having a inconsistent uploading schedule. I like having Ice Cream Sandwich videos just sort of appear one day, feels very on brand.
I really don’t wanna think this but I feel like he just uploaded this video to pay the bills, 2 minutes of actual content and 2 minutes of sponsor segments, I enjoy his videos I just wish he made longer ones again
yeah
@@epianimates The sponsor segment is only like 50 seconds long
@@epianimates true, but when he does do sponsorships, they still feel like a part of the video and he keeps it entertaining, you know?😆
the capes from Sky: Children of the Light(for all 3 but mostly daily life.) wouldn't be able to go out in the rain, sure, but FLYING!!!!! and you recharge it with fire and i like fire so thats cool too!
(and if that doesnt count as an "item" then I'd go with the Krill Cat/Feline Familiar, also from Sky. this ones only really good for the 1st and 3rd thing tho, since if you get to close it'll launch you, but still very cute!)
For me, I would have to go with “The Bag of Holding”. Never again will I have to worry about storage space(up to a limit) but still a pretty solid and versatile choice.
I will also go with a bag of holding so we can put 1 inside the other >:3
Doesn't The Bag of Holding have a storage/weight limit?
Until your DM decide you have a weight limit now, and starts counting your ammo as well.
Just as long as you don't think about the one guy who went into the bag of holding and became a minor eldritch horror.
Hear me out, bag of holding plus a dev console
I'd probably choose Maxwell's Book from Don't Starve Together, for all 3 scenarios cause
1. I can summon more of myself to help me fight the zombie hordes (and for use as cannon fodder)
2. I can summon more of myself to just do everything better/faster (imagine how much faster cleaning up's gonna be with like 12 people)
3. I can summon more of myself to just overwhelm Toronto with an endless horde of me's (also for use as cannon fodder)
All at the small price of losing bits and pieces of my sanity!
Clearly different from my choice: Maxwell's Notebook from the Scribblenauts games
well yes but you're gonna get all the mental disorder with that
it’s all good
you get your sanity back when you destroy your shadow clones
There’s also the cannon power of the codex umbra, which means that theoretically you could put yourself into the constant, IDK how that would help but it’s pretty neat.
AND you can hit zombies with it!
Always love his sponsorship bits
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nice
Is it weird about how many sponsors are keeps
People constantly choose the portal gun in questions like this, but according to the game, the portals can only be placed on moon rocks
It only specifies that the moon rocks are good at holding portals, I think. Not that they're the only surface that can hold them.
@@OddyOddity-ob2uv Yeah, moon rocks are mentioned as good portal conductors, but not the only ones. In the old aperture, we place portals on concrete (which makes sense, since moon rock is similar to earth rock, so there's no reason why it would have to be moon rock)
He's gonna be real disappointed (dead) during that zombie apocalypse when he learns that the portal gun won't work because his house isn't made of moon dust.
Yeah that's my one worry for that one , easy fix though. Just get the portal gun from Terraria!
@@busterbeast999 with that logic I’d get like the zenith or the rod of discord or the drill containment unit etc.
I think (might be very very wrong) that they said the portal gun works on any really flat surface.
I'm pretty sure moon dust is just very conductive to portals and not necessarily a requirement, but it's been a while since I played the Portal games so I could be wrong
Yes
The enchanted flint and steel from minecraft: story mode would be cool to have. Why survive the zombie apocalypse when you can live in a hallway of interdimensional portals. :)
First of all, you need to find portals...
It only lights portals, it doesn't build them, so uh, good luck with that.
I think you need to replay story mode that flint and steel nearly killed them all on multiple occasions
@@IcyDaily tbh its better than being mauled by zombies
The flint and steel doesn’t mean you have a portal
I’d take the Ocarina from Legend of Zelda. There’s just so many cool uses for it. You can make it daytime when you want, you can time travel, you can cause a tropical storm. There’s so much to do with it
Loving those examples:
1. Convenient and civilization ending.
2. Convenient and universe ending.
3. Just a big ol fuckin storm lol
Sure it's powerful... but I worry that if you get one note wrong it'll turn your eyes backwards or something.
Plus you can turn masks in to statues. Because that’s what we all want to do
@@meee_5155 Halloween would be a lot cheaper lol
I have also come up with ocarina at first but then I thought it may be too dangerous, making daytime whenever would render calendars useless and probably create many other problems. Other than time travel I don't think it's very useful
The only problem is that as soon as kirby eats a zombie, 𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲.
this assumes that zombies have a copy ability relevant to whatever game you ripped kirby out of
@@carbonmonteroy Yes, you can't just eat king dedede
portal gun only seems cool to have until you realize that all the fun stuff you can only do if you also have the jump boots and the magical ability to automatically orient yourself legs-down while flying.
And moon dust
@@philwhite2730 moon dust launcher
There's still plenty of "fun" stuff you can do...
If you talk about flinging yourself around you also won't find the purpose made architecture to utilize that.
What you have anywhere is flat walls next to flat ground to walk on so you can just walk through portals like doors and still have most utility as the world we live in opposed to apperture testchambers is not designed to be challenging to traverse.
I thought the boots actually helped with that. It was in the trailer for them.
Well, even though I'd love a Portal Gun, it'd be pretty useless, because it requires the surface where you put the portal on to be made out of moon rocks, which is pretty hard to come by imo
I mean you would have a zero cost way to the moon
Not necessarily. In the first game, you can put portals on all kinds of surfaces. I guess the lore is supposed to be that it works better somehow with moon rocks.
and you need long fall boots
BUT THE DEV CONSOLE!!!
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@@gavinwilson5324 Oh yeah that's true, I forgot about that. I guess it'd still work, but the uses would be pretty limited
@@gavinwilson5324 I think it had to do with how flat a surface is, old aperture originally used wood and concrete for their portal walls and it worked decently. They probably switched to moon rocks because they knew that moon dust is very fine, so surfaces coated in it would be almost featureless.
Andy's uploading is like a blessing
The lord has blessed us
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Four bots in ONE comment. There's even an ICS bot!
@don't be surprised stop
3:48 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% agree I would love to have Kirby as a pet and I am so less obsessed with him. It’s not healthy.
The scribblenaughts notebook could be used to add adjectives to yourself, such as "invulnerable" and "omnipotent," effectively making you a god.
The game itself has a lot of limitations but outside of it you can do whatever you want, you can even erase an entire solar system if you wanted to
@@ImR3DACT3D well you could also just summon a very shiny golden teal colored Charles Darwin statue.
Invincible
Fearless
Sensual
Mysterious
Enchanting
Vigorous
Diligent
Overwhelming
Gorgeous
Passionate
Terrifying
Beautiful
Powerful
GREY PRINCE ZOTE
*furiously writing* invulnerable zombie killing army
@@alastor6430LMAOOO😭😭😭
Problem with the Portal Gun, it only works on specially prepared surfaces that are coated with a paint that uses Moon rock dust as the pigment.
That's why you get the one from Terraria that works on anything and comes with longfall boots
It doesn't only work on that; the rest of portal 2 shows that regular ol white concrete works, and portalable surfaces existed long before aperture discovered moon rocks worked well
I'd like to mention that if you're going with "BOTW paraglider means you need stupid strength" then the hookshot is also useless, as it would dislocate your arm, then remove it.
The Sheikah slate would be much more powerful between stasis and magnesis for everyday (idk _what_ you'd do with those) and infinite bombs for the apocalypse and Toronto. No idea what you'd do with cryonis- just like in the game!
Imagine using stasis during a baseball game. Hit that ball as hard as you can as many times as possible and watch that thing go sub-orbital
Windbomb irl
@@fardung Windbombing results in one heart of damage.
...do you have more than one heart?
@@jlco yes
@@jlco i got max
I love the way you animate, especially Kirby
Ice Cream Sandwich: *Goes through sponsorship segment*
Also Ice Cream Sandwich: *Holds someone hostage the entire time*
I swear it’s the most entertaining part every time!😂
Ice cream sandwich is the absolute best storytime-ish-animation youtuber. No matter how big he gets he still feels like you've stumbled upon an absolute gem of a channel.
dude that is sooo true. no-mater the animation content competition, he will always be my absolute favorite animation youtuber
Bro why did I think you meant no matter how physically big he got 💀like he grew to 25 meters in height and you're like "he's still a great youtuber
@@burgerboy_20 hahaha.. i mean, that too. With Ice Cream Sandwich i wouldn't be surprised
A gem?
The video game item I'd go for is the inventory.
I don't really know if that counts or not, but imagine how many things I could carry on me all at once.
Hahahahaha!!! I adore this train of thought you've pulled me onto. I guess it depends what game's inventory, right? 🤔
@@artiscommunication.2271 Modded Minecraft.
@@SSKJ64 *places shulker box inside of shulker box
*CREATIVE inventory
@@ChronDoc024 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i would choose the tool gun. make ropes appear out of thin air, also make balloons appear out of thin air too, delete stuff, spawn stuff and much more
For me I’d have to say the Monado, since it would be pretty useful.
-You’d have arts which could increase your speed or give you a shield to help block you from getting hurt
-Can cut through Machinery and or robots
-And can also let you see visions into the future
Only downside I can think of is that it can’t hurt people but that’s also good so you can’t murder.
Plus with it you could possibly annex Toronto, and survive a zombie apocalypse.
Downside: you die if your not chosen by it
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If it would be able to control the fabric of reality even though ether isn't real, it'd be a maxwell's notebook-tier pick
okay but junk sword
Yeah please annex Toronto it’s expensive to live here bro 💀
Xenoblade spoilers
Actually it can hurt people, only with that upgrade tho
Ice Cream sandwich is one of the few channels that makes me laugh consistently with every video
Exactly
This just makes me think of other real life uses for video game items.
The Shade cloak from Hollow Knight, so you can run through people at fast speeds and not touch anyone or get hurt.
Any mirror from animal crossing, for the power to naturally change the color of one's skin, eyes, hair, as well as the power to physically change gender and facial structure.
Wings from Terraria, for clear reasons.
From Oblivion, The Skeleton Key(unlock all locks), Knight of the Order Armor(a full set of cool armor that takes seconds to put on. Never need to get dressed again).
Scribblenauts notebook still the best item, 1 item to open to possibility to limitless things if your creative enough
My pick is the Metroid Power suit with all upgrades. I could use it for self defense, (Arm cannon, screw attack.) I could use it to get places faster, and not have to worry when a hotel doesn’t have an elevator. I could just space jump up, or shine spark! (Though, I don’t want to crash through the roof, and the shine spark drains the suit energy, so not ideal..)
The portal gun doesn’t work very well because it can only place portals on “portal conductors”, of which the only one we are aware of is moon rock.
Concrete works, but the moon rock is used for the gel.
I was about to say that
na, this is an advanced model
doofin shertssssss
This is like a gun that shoots portals and it can go anywhere is what they mean💀💀💀
The Breath of The Wild paraglider is actually a really good one. Instead of holding on to it for a long time, you can just pull it out from your invisible pocket right before you hit the ground. It lets you cancel fall damage.
How often are you falling to your death? Are there many places near you to fall?
@@daque4409 rather than take the long way down from a building, just jump out a window
@@daque4409 I litteraly live in one of, if not THE, flattest places in NA. I would not be able to fall off anything.
@@daque4409 s t a i r s
You use video game logic. In real life, trying to break your fall 2 m before the ground would lead to your fingers slipping and your body flattening.
The fact that all three big Source items were featured AND animated brings my heart so much joy.
even with the right sounds, that makes it even better 😀
Four! The companion cube... Would be useless but would be good :) maybe it'd be Toronto's friend and they'd annex themselves due to spending more time with it
And what about the crowbar?
‘Companion’ from ‘Cats are liquid’
A little cube that can help with everyday tasks!
If you had Maxwell’s notebook from scribblenauts you could have literally all the items because you can draw them into reality.
Legendary Zenith
I LOVE YOU
It kinda depends
The in game item has its limits
It is surely one of the most powerful items but if you asked it to make somthing specific or a video game item 90 precent of the time it won't be able to make it
You could kind of recreate most of them through adding traits to regular items though
If you assume it will work with anything in our world then it probably would be the best item and even if it can't its still broken
I’m going to Toronto later this week I’m going to die
GOD HIMSELF
I really love how space breaking the portal gun is, but I’m more of a time breaker, so something like the time dagger from Prince of Persia would be pretty cool
solid choice but you'd have to make sure you get a massive stockpile of sand.
@@williammilliron8735 and not just any sand will work, unlike what the movie says, in the game you have to use the already released sands of time as a refill. So you'd have to cause the sand zombie apocalypse just to get more use out of it.
I’ve been playing My Singing Monsters since year 1 when I was a kid, and I gotta say, I was not expecting to see a sponsorship from them, and definitely not from this channel lmao. It’s honestly one of my favourite mobile games just because of how many memories I have of it.
Ginger pale also got one on his mushroom video
Saaaame used to play it on my dads tablet. Also never thought i'd come to steam.
My Singing Monsters was amazing ✨
If part 2 i would use the pure nail from hollow knight (and a charm kit with every charm) for the zombies, the meme rifle from rain world (plus 3 singularity bombs) for destroying Toronto, and for every day use... i dont really know... maybe like a pet Strabby from bugsnax, maybe?
I want to try to make an argument for Mythra’s or Malos’s core crystal (which you can think of as permanent summoning items for demigods that ties them to you somewhat), but... there’s really nothing stopping them from abandoning (or even killing) you if they really want to, so, maybe not that. But if you could get them to work with you you would be almost unstoppable.
After careful consideration 🤔 I think I'd probably go with:
-The Banshee (for transportation, a.k.a everyday use)
-The "RY3NO" from Ratchet and Clank for a zombie apocalypse. (because it's basically a slightly more compact and portable version of the D00M BFG, with the same amount of power.)
And
-The "Farsight XR20" for anexing toronto (because shoot-thru-walls + x-ray vision scope + auto-aim. it's broken as all hell, yes.)
Portal gun for everyday use, ocarina of time for surviving a zombie apocalypse (just make it day, zombies burn, ez solution lol), and scribblnauts book for annexing Toronto. Just make yourself a god.
Why not the Zodiac or Harbinger from Ratchet and Clank for Zombies? The Zodiac for clusters to safely explode them into ashes. And the Harbinger... For..... Reasons. .......Totally zombie related.
The RY3NO would absolutely level Toronto as well
Problem: these things require fuel and ammo. How would you solve this issue?
@@blubullie4850 You can rent them out, just don't worry about what people will use them for
I've always wanted the Ring of Sustenance from D&D 3.5 edition. It removes your need to eat and grants you the benefits of 8 hours of sleep after only 2 hours.
The item of choice for students
Heeheehee *Warforged Superiority* But seriously i like that idea Vull-Vull.
I have a chronic sleep disorder that makes me constantly tired no matter how much sleep so... Idk how much it'd do for me. Worth a shot though lol, maybe it'd make me normal.
@@gemmajamms you could use a sleep app and see if you have sleep apnea or toss and turn alot in your sleep. If you snore it can be fixed by removing or lowering the pillow, if it's moving alot then you can get a different firmness/softness topper.
Could be influenced by late eating habits or simple bad habits like using your phone in bed (dedicate the bed to sleeping only).
@@WhiteWolfos I actually have had multiple sleep studies done that confirm that I have idiopathic hypersomnia, sleep literally doesn't work for me. It's really rare and none of your suggestions would fix it. I've literally slept 23 hours in a day a couple times. I appreciate the suggestions though.
Star Rod from Paper Mario.
Litiral *endless invincibility, world bending wish-granting abilities.*
Honestly any important item from the Mario RPGs would most likely make you a God.
Okay so setting aside the inconvienient thing about only placing portals on certain materials, the portal gun would be reality breakingly fun.
Infinite loops to hack gravity into infinite electricity, massive clean bombs, plus all the normal advantages like fast travel times, etc.
Can't use terminal velocity for power
Just stipulate that it's the one from Terraria and you don't have to worry about material.
@@JamesTDG Sure you can! just make sure you get a really sturdy rotating wheel, and something like water to fall onto the wheel's paddles, make a chamber where the falling liquid can never escape from and you've got yourself a spinning power source!
@@bungeetoons no you can't. Matpat explains it well in this video ua-cam.com/video/aj8NDOA0Sgw/v-deo.html
I’d love a health potion from any game where one potion heals you back to full health.
Then I’d give it to my mom.
Wholesome
Aww
Get one from Diablo 3. It's infinite but has a cooldown.
@@jacobc9221
That would be perfect!
The portal gun sounds so great for everyday use though. Imagine buying a tiny house on the other side of the world and making a portal there, you could escape to winter on hot summer days and get some sun and warmth on dark winter days.
Don't you need a moon rock surface though?? For portals to maintain form or something like that. It was a HUGE part of the final challenge of Portal 2 that it was effectively useless without those panals to go with it.
@@artiscommunication.2271 The short awnser is that processed moon rock is just really effective but not required for the portal gun to work.
The wiki cites the fact that you can shoot portals on what seems to just be standard concrete and the fact that the portal gun was in use in the 1950s by Aperture before the discovery of the moon rocks’s capabilities.
Edit: typo
My dream is to live in Canada but I'm from Europe.
So I would use the portal gun to place a portal in where I currently live then buy a house in Canada, book a one way flight to Canada and put the other portal in the new house.
What it would do is let me go back to see my family and invite them over from time to time.
That would be amazing.
But then you would never be able to put another portal somewhere else. Otherwise you would need to physically travel back to that house to restart the portal there
@@cgduude Just acquire a space suit, and some kind of really accurate tripod mount for the portal gun. When you need to get somewhere new, put on the space suit, shoot a portal at the ground, shoot a portal at the Moon, go to the Moon, and then use your tripod and a bit of luck to land a portal where you wanna go. When you get there, just try not to inhale too much of the moon dust. Also, be sure to close the portals so you don't suck all of the atmosphere onto the Moon.
I’m surprised no one picked the Sheikah Slate, especially fully upgraded and with DLC. You can freeze an object in time and bap it with a baseball bat to make it fly. You have the ability to move Metal Objects freely. Infinite Bombs. You can take pictures with a high quality camera and comes with a compendium. A map that lets you put waypoints and a gps for items you have taken a picture of, so take a picture of your keys or something and you will never lose them again. The ability to set a waypoint and teleport back to it. And to top it all off, you can summon a Motorcycle that’s eco friendly, you can probably use compost or just flat out garbage or something to fuel it. (Plus Amiibo support, so I guess you can just grab random goodies once a day or something)
The toolgun from garry's mod works for me for one simple reason, it's modable, you can add any feature you want to it, you can even spawn portals with it, so you don't need the portal gun, or spawn friendly npcs, that will help with the zombie and toronto scenarios
Tool Gun is best choice by far
Thank you
"yeah I would just pick creative mode"
Boring answer.
Spawn a zombie cure. Or some ****s.
I feel like the Zenith from Terraria would be an amazing weapon for a zombie apocalypse, as it swings tons of boomerang swords wherever you want, it also pierces and goes through walls
That's what I thought! Also fishron wings or a stupidly op calamity weapon
@@bobstr6224 lmao the frickin triactis true paladinian mage hammer of might or something would be, interesting
and yes it was necessary to write out the full name
@@bobstr6224 or maybe the soul of eternity from fargos soul mod
@@sxlarsxlarsxlar haha yeah
I love his voice edits, very natural sounding so there isn't any breaks in the momentum and the only time it paused was for the comedic effect XD
1:07 The portal gun is specifically conductive with the moon, so you’d either need moon rock or you can only put portals on the moon. So it’s actually terrible for anyone but a billionaire.
Magic Gloves from the Zelda series. The one that allows you to pick up massive boulders.
Helps with moving objects, self defense and annexing Toronto by separating them from the continent.
Not to be that guy
But it’s power gloves
@@themightycxzeriallordok honestly at that point that’s cheating you can’t just pull out a mod with the longest crafting recipe in anything Terraria
Any weapon from Terraria would probably obliterate the entire world the instant you spawn it
Yeah lemme just spawn in a musket and go full British Empire on the world.
i was thinking the zenith
@@somerandomname0092 Let's go even further...
Soul of Ethernity or Photon Ripper (modded endgame items in Terraria)
Damaged Copper Shortsword
@@jxed5610 *He’s too dangerous to be left alive!*
I love the style of asking the community questions and animating answers
My idea is the chaos emeralds from sonic for every one of them. Zombie apocalypse reason is you go super and kill them all, the everyday one is making breakfast really fast, the last one is use chaos control to freeze time and cheat, cause no one’s gonna catch you.
A fully upgraded suit from Metroid is a good choice too. Offers speed, power, pseudo flight, protection, and plenty of versatility with stuff like the morph ball.
What if you get the Triforce. It could anex toronto. It could end the zombie apocolypse. You could use it to get ALL the video game items.
*ignores the power bomb*
I would absolutely use that. 😂
I think Ice Cream Sandwich is one of the best examples of Chaotic Good out there in the universe.
Yes
@lсе сrеаm Sandwich 🅥 bot
And albert
Can I mention that Maxwell's notebook along with any similar item is easily the best choice since it gives you unlimited access to other items, which makes it sorta feel like a copout
I would do any onion from pikmin if it can summon pikmin, (probably blue for everyday and red for the other 2) because i can basically summon endless amounts of fighters/gatherers to do my dirty work and household chores.
Stardew return sceptre would be an interesting one. It’d be great in a zombie apocalyptic since realistically you’d be constantly moving your home base to wherever safe, so you can just teleport there in a pinch when you need. You can also use it for everyday life sometimes. I could find a tonne of other uses but for example it just annoys me when you go on a walk and you’re just no longer in the mood to walk back. I'd use it for that a lot
Oh that’s true! I wish I thought of that
How would you tell it where to bring you? In Stardew it brings you to a specific shrine, not your house itself. Terraria's Magic Mirror is probably more what you want, since you could set it just by sleeping in a bed.
@@HumanoidDerpling oh yeah, i forgot it did that. Yeah thats probably better
@@HumanoidDerpling actually, that's the warp totems. the return scepter puts you directly outside of your front door
@@Kennylotl Huh, I guess I forgot that the scepter worked differently. My bad.
for me i'd choose these 3
1: Marksman Revolver from Ultrakill, since its literally made for apocalypses
also ricocheting things off coins is pretty cool
or all of ultrakill's weapons including the arms
2: the TF2 engineer's wrench and PDA, because i can just build a teleporter from one place to another and get there instantly
3: same as 2, but using the dispenser, because there is infinite supplies
yeah and also passive income (generates a coin every 4 seconds)
@@null4145 yeah but wouldnt that break the economy by just printing money out of thin air
@@CursedBystander I'm more concerned about conservation of mass, but sure.
And in a zombie apocalypse, the Sentry Gun would be OP considering the knockback a level 3 sentry has in tf2. And how fast it kills light classes.
Marksman revolver wouldn't do much for you unless if you yourself can hit the coins, imo piercer would be better for the average joe due to how both have infinite ammo but piercer has more utility
I feel like a Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts would be cool. This thing can do a lot of things. Elemental magic, flight, time manipulation, and many other things.
This is the one I was thinking of lol. It’s so good!
„Oh no, i lost my housekey!
*Akward silence*
*Very quick breather in* Luckily- *pulls comically large key out of pocket*
@@naboli698 that's very funny, i like you XD, tbh i would only ever use a key blade for comedy
don't you have to be chosen to use a keyblade though?
i suppose if you get chosen and the keyblade it's fine.
1) buy a harness so you can hang-gpude
2) Be sure you learn how to make moon dust to mix into paint otherwise it wont work
3) Perfection
Id go with Cappy from Mario Odyssey for all 3. Being able to capture literally any being and use their power is the ultimate life hack no matter the context.
imagine coppying mom's slipper or dad's belt and using it against them...
@@binary8995 ...you alright man?
*captures boss*
*Gives everybody raises*
Getting them to cooperate, however, is a completely different matter
@@Starz1317 doesn't Cappy override the consciousness of whoever he's captured? I can't think of a single time a capture has fought off mind control, Bowser included
Singing Monsters is actually a really good game (I used to play it when I was a kid). They made a good choice making you thier sponsor sharer.
I dont wanna seem like a nerd but.. My Singing Monsters*
I’M PART OF THE COMMUNITY
@@goodbye9282 : ^
@Slatt hits hard on mute
@Titik Koma stop, just, stop.
I’d use the sims build mode tool so I can easily make the house of my dreams without actually doing any physical work. Hideout in the woods here I come!
Remember: portals can only be used on specific surfaces deeming the portal gun useless unless the zombie apocalypse happens in an aperture science lab
I can see enderchests from minecraft being very useful in everyday life situations. just put stuff in it at home and place either the same one or another one down at another location to get all the stuff without having to carry it.
don't forget that in a pinch, you can jump into it
I chuckle every time I see the frame on 1:40 because Andy's face is the _perfect_ reaction.
:O
I would choose the soaring insignia from terraria for infinite flight. If modded items count, i would also choose the heart of elements from the calamity mod because A: waifus, and B: they would just obliterate the zombies for me. As for the 3rd one, either the void bag or piggy bank from terraria because it would provide a way to store a lot of things without me having to actually carry them. So yeah, this zombie apocalypse is going to be a piece of cake.
I meant the celestial star board, not the soaring insignia. Whoops.
If we're talking Terraria, I'd definitely have to go for the Soul of Eternity. Hard to find something you _can't_ do with something like that!
Terraria items are definitely best suited for this video. Aside from maxwells notebook which can get you anything even god himself
you need wings first.
@@wearebreakingup But absolutely ANY wings work. Therefore flapping your arms is probably enough already.
Oh shit that is genius
4:01 don’t take the funny sharp metal object from Kirby, the little poyo might get mad at u
The portal gun would be cool, if only it wasn't confirmed in Portal 2 that they only work on surfaces covered in highly toxic moon dust.
Oh dang really? I never played the half life games so I missed that information completely.
@@guichabanaano27 the info is in portal 2, not half life 2 and all the information is, is that moon rocks are the best conductor for portals, not the only ones
Glad someone said it
It works on any smooth, white/grey colored surfaces. It's very apparent that most of the surfaces you portal with over the course of the series are not covered in moon dust. The moon goop just also happens to make surfaces portal conductive.
@@turtlesayhi get the moon dust then, go ahead
Maxwell's notebook is definitely the best answer for all three categories and more. It's literally like Hey, do you want a genie that won't dick you over as questions and has an unlimited number of wishes The only limitation is your ability to describe something. The amount of times I made super teeny nuclear baby ant and blew up an entire map is absolutely ridiculous. I also made nuclear miniguns but fired nukes
Especially if it's the later iteration that can edit objects, not just create them.
Writes dictionary and/or wikipedia: boom limitless options baby!
The toolgun from Gmod would actually be busted as hell, even without considering if G *mods* work with it IRL.
I mean the portal gun has to be modded to work on any surface. Unless you have moon paint.
For me, I would probably go with Lucky Seven from Xenoblade 3. Will really help in a zombie apocalypse as it can literally cut through anything, no exceptions, and its swings practically break the laws of physics as you can basically just wave the sword in front of you and a bunch of zombies will die without you even being near them
A Monado might be useful with visions and supposedly super strong reality warping, though if it has to rely on ether for everything as in-game, it would pretty much just be a big bludgeoning implement.
everyone constantly forgets that the portal gun requires moon rocks to work, and would therefore be next to useless in any category except the last (assuming Toronto has some exhibit of moon rocks)
Portal gun from terraria would work tho
I mean, technically the portals just concentrate on the moon rocks really well. And the borialis might of teleported with a portal gun esq technology, as aperture seemingly teleported it. But it could of been an area/concentrated teleporter like in the Hl series compared to the gates for aperture
macaroni with the chicken strips ah
Kass’s accordion from BotW, he doesn’t even push the keys. He just presses it back and forth and it automatically makes music.
I also wouldn’t mind the assist trophy from SSBU
HAMINATIONS!!?? 2:09
3:49 wouldnt kirby turn into a zombie if they were to swallow one of the zombies?
I think not, kirby can eat a waddle dee and not transform into one…
But if the zombie had some sort of power, then i think he would….
@@bombas42069 i dont get why someone would respond to a comment that was made 1 year ago but okay : D
@@bombas42069copy its power he would still be kirby
The scribblenauts book and gmod toolgun is pretty much the equivalent of:
"I have the item to have every item I want"
What about the Minecraft command block
@@Mr_Roomba_ that too
@@Mr_Roomba_ you can’t use that in survival lol
@@cristoffer9024 i know
@@Mr_Roomba_ Why did you add the command block then?
the ghost from destiny 2. Could revive you and even heal you, plus works as a therapist.
Dont forget subclasses. Wtf are Toronto residents gonna do when I pull up with a Nova Bomb
The Tool Gun from Garry's Mod. The ability to spawn literally anything I want at any point and being able to weld things together, rope things etc is incredibly strong. Imagine just spawning the the Eifel tower where ever you want, and then welding it to whatever you want.
3:05 the banshees only downside is that its weak as hell and gets destroyed easily like a deagle could prob shoot it out of the sky if shot enough
I think Shouts from Skyrim would be a pretty good pick, you can set zombies on fire or freeze them (or use bend will), you could use clear skies for any weather related reason or summon a tornado to scare people in Toronto (or use bend will[in Toronto])
I thinks so to especially with the dash and the push
You need to kill dragons to use them tho
You think if you whisper shouted, you could light a campfire or freeze a beverage? That would be pretty cool, and pretty useful! Stuck in an avalanche and need heat? Make a fire that way. There’s a fire you need to put out? Easy!
@@monroerobbins7551
That fire shout in a avalanche idea is a great way to drown and or boil and freeze yourself if you get buried under a significant amount of snow. Think about it.
Better off doing the good old fus ro dah push shout, providing we are still ignoring Newton's third law of physics and the opposite reaction doesn't apply therefor not causing immediate head explosion.
Not an item.
i love how ice cream sandwich can make his sponsorships super entertaining almost every time
My take:
Zombie apocalypse: enough Doom-Shrooms, from Plants vs Zombies, the entire country of Russia and still have room to fill half of Japan, as Doom-Shrooms are specialized nukes for zombies.
Everyday use: Warp Box from Mario party, transportation purposes.
The last one: Command Block & Lever from to, essentially, become GOD!
the drawings of the items are so adorable
For some reason I like those compact vehicles in futuristic videogames, so for all 3 scenarios I would use Sparrow from Destiny series
I would go with a ghost for this one though. Unless you're only desire is the flying speeder because I don't think the ghost comes with one. The ghost can essentially store physical matter in a pocket dimension, then place it in front of you at any moment. So a ghost could technically do that to a motorcycle or maybe even a car, giving you what essentially amounts to a vehicle in your pocket.
The varia suit from metroid! Not only is it a cool and versatile for general use but is also highly modular! "Oh hey a flamethrower, now I can add it to my suit"
Are you a lefty? Because with that suit you _better get good_ at doing things with your left hand...
I mean, if I was gonna have an arm canon, I'd want it Megaman-style so *it can change back into a hand* when I'm not actively firing it. =^p
Mega Man is a pansy.
Who says I’m gonna stop firing
@@CBGS01 LOL, _that one's a good point!_ X^D
You plan to shoot hoards of enemies during breakfast while using silverware with the other hand? ;^p
Hey, weird question- does the suit have some way of allowing Samus to eat through the helmet, or does she have to take it off for meals? (No, the recovery items in Smash Bros. do NOT count- unless you want to explain Meta Knight, Sheik, and R.O.B. too! X^p)
@@danielthecake8617 A pansy who _can still clap his hands, hold a video game controller other than a Wiimote, climb a ladder or rope, knit, type "A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" in under 10 seconds, etc._
I feel like just a Minecraft Bed would be super useful. In an apocalypse situation, well, zombies and various other undead threats are already in Minecraft so...
For every day life, it would be like immortality, but should you want to become mortal again, but destroy the bed and bingo, back to normal.
and to annex Toronto... Idk, if you fail, you can just respawn and try again, I guess?
I'm so happy that My Singing Monsters sponsored you! I've played it since forever and it's great to know they are promoting it more! The game has really great music.
HE IS AN MSMTUBER YES YESSsSssSs
@@The9thLetterOfTheAlphabet YESSSSSSS
the game is cringe in my opinion