Yup! Where is Farage? Where is Reform? Keeping their besides warm on comfy seats? Not a peep now that salaries in place for the next 5 years OR are they all perhaps going to surprise us? 🤞
That's what I thought.I really was thinking,either this youtuber is a wonderful editor or,as I've always thought BJ is inarticulate.His extremely expensive education wasn't wasted,was it?
@@alisonhope1I think he puts on an act though? Like, so people don't expect too much from him? Or maybe they use extra curricular enjoyables so it makes them a bit like that?
Such a pity that all that time and talent wasn’t used against the real snake in Britain’s jungle swamp. Its too good to have been made by the only Tory comedian on the circuit and the fans of Corbyn would never be so counterproductive. US satirists united against Trump to provide hours of laughs now Britain needs as many as it can get.
Can’t believe this is 3 years old.. it is even more relevant now! Brilliantly done video, goodness knows we need a laugh as there’s precious little to make us happy in this country right now.
Ikr centrist labour candidates are so unelectable 🙄🙄🙄 that’s why Blair lost by a landslide in 1997 ❌ We should go for a super far-left candidate instead, like Corbyn who won by a landslide in 2019 ✅ (as everyone knows).
@@Hydro66 Yeh well New Labour lost 5 million votes from 1997 to 2010. You shouldn't have to fly to the Caymen Islands and submit to Murdoch to win an election in the UK
@@neilgenius3913 That loss of votes is something called party fatigue, and happens naturally when a party is in power for long enough. It would have happened to the Tories in 2019, if Labour weren’t lead by the love child of Marx and Lenin.
They are golden. It’s just a shame the USA ones get the most views. I much prefer the ones who end up getting less but it’s less motivation so I hope this one does well.
@@medeniofacaselnshs6163 yeah i can take a joke, its funny but the message is wrong unless you dont at least want a bit of social justice, bottom line is Starmer may do something to get labour into power and make things a bit better or we can stick with Johnson and his hard brexit.
@@stephendavis4809 Indeed. He's like a centre-right version of the far-right IDS during his leadership of the tories... Sooner labour dump Keith and replace him with Clive Lewis the better. Hell, I'd settle for Angela Rayner...
Oh yeah, being politically homeless must have been awful for them. God. Glad us lefties who oppose wars and austerity and privatisation and welfare cuts and the like have never had to experience that!
@@TheYopogo listening to them you'd think they were first people ever not to be represented in parliamentary politics (despite the Lib Dems still existing).
@@venmis137 THey had over sixty seats when Charlie Kennedy was leading them to the left of Blair, then they got into bed with the tories, and the rest - including the vast majority of their MPs- was history.
A polite reminder that brave Sir Keir changed everything, made Labour right-wing to gain 2% of the popular vote, trailing Jeremy's result in 2017 by about 6 points and Boris' result in 2019 by well over 10. And that is before he failed at anything...
He is only Boris' biggest asset because Corbin and McDonnell arent in the shadow cabinet anymore. Labour is essentially two parties fighting over who gets to call themselves "the party of the people"
@@samanthaspino that makes him just as bad as the Tories. Politicians never change. They cheat, they lie, take all our money and ignore the middle class who are taxed 50% of what they are supposed to earn. I just want people who do what’s in the best interest of the people instead of themselves to be in charge like they used to so many years ago…
Coming back to this song after he sacked his shadow transport minister because he supports labour as a member of the labour party. God the state of this party...
Many joined Labour because Jeremy was at the helm- no one liked him in politics, because he couldn't be bought, so they had to smear him and look who you all got?
Can these starmer supporters calm down, it’s a satire video obviously slightly exaggerated and you know a lot of us will probably vote for starmer next election but we are allowed to criticise him you know, but when you start to insult us it makes us not want to vote for a party who’s supporters are like that
He maybe the worst labour leader yet, the thing is I kind of feel sorry for labour they can’t seem to see their own bullshit and they still cannot figure out why people aren’t voting for them.
@@Tad1945 still makes you wonder why people vote for conservatives instead. At least you can expect Labour to be somewhat honest to the general public. Better than lies and scandals every week like we are having with Bojo. The only thing he seems to have done was order enough vaccinations soon as he had chance. Somehow still better than Brexit-pusher Theresa May
@@Tad1945 well south wales votes for labour as they still thinks its 1984 and the strike is still running with running pickets and clashes outside long gone pits
He’s the worst Labour leader in my 22 years on earth, and the worst Labour leader of all time arguably, even worse than Kinnock, and is almost polling as low as Foot (who was a true Labour man, like Corbyn, who was also sabotaged by the Labour Right)
@@vikingsmb A lot more to do with a competent Welsh Labour government - free prescriptions, huge apprenticeship programme, great social housing record, best vaccination programme in the world... and you think we’re behind the times? It’s not 1984, it’s 2021, and we in Wales know that better than anyone.
@@venmis137you’re about to get a rude awakening then. The current labour leadership are just red tories. When they get in, nothing will change. Anything but the tories is no longer good enough. We deserve better than lying starmer
Who’s watching this in 2024 😮
Swap Boris to Nigel 😂
This did not age well...look now....
Yup 😂😂😂
Starmer has lost it, he’s well out of his depth.
Yup! Where is Farage? Where is Reform?
Keeping their besides warm on comfy seats?
Not a peep now that salaries in place for the next 5 years OR are they all perhaps going to surprise us?
🤞
I love how this was made as a parody 4 years ago, and it’s painfully more true than ever right now.
💥
Well it can't be as worse as when the Tories were in power😂
@@vanessaeden8174 that's a very low bar
@@vanessaeden8174 It's worse
@@vanessaeden8174 Yes it can.
Hold on tight! 😬
Starmer's voice is perfect for these because he doesn't sound any different when the audio gets elongated and distorted.
Because he is so exciting it doesn’t need to be enhanced
@@Fleeb-pb7zo lol
@@Fleeb-pb7zo lol
@@sammcdermott78 ikr
@@sammcdermott78 Why did you say it twice?
This must have had a surge of popularity (or relevance - can't decide which). Didn't realise this is actually 3 years old.
Masterpiece.
As funny as this video is, Labour are certainly not right wing they are well the other end of the spectrum, verging on Stalinism
This becomes more and more relevant as the days go by, aged like fine wine.
Fun fact- Boris’ noises during the chorus didn’t even need editing for this clip, they just exist.
That's what I thought.I really was thinking,either this youtuber is a wonderful editor or,as I've always thought BJ is inarticulate.His extremely expensive education wasn't wasted,was it?
facts
And the visuals too… I commend it all even tho they didn’t have to do the jungle book like this.
@@alisonhope1I think he puts on an act though? Like, so people don't expect too much from him? Or maybe they use extra curricular enjoyables so it makes them a bit like that?
😂😂
Imagine having to watch hours of the most boring speeches to make these videos
In this case its swedemason. He has his own youtube channel and patreon. He is a brit and has covid so now would be a good time to help him out.
Such a pity that all that time and talent wasn’t used against the real snake in Britain’s jungle swamp. Its too good to have been made by the only Tory comedian on the circuit and the fans of Corbyn would never be so counterproductive. US satirists united against Trump to provide hours of laughs now Britain needs as many as it can get.
I think you could use a program to auto-transcript it then look for which clips have which terms?
@@quickly4702 Still though, the script writing etc. Is pretty funny
@@quickly4702 that would be easier what programs do you know of??
Can’t believe this is 3 years old.. it is even more relevant now! Brilliantly done video, goodness knows we need a laugh as there’s precious little to make us happy in this country right now.
Absolutely bloody brilliant 😅😂!! as MORE PLEASE !
First time seeing this. Love it. 🏴🏴🇬🇧🇬🇧
Three years on and could not be any truer
If only UA-cam existed in 1995, can see Tony Blair singing this now
Ikr centrist labour candidates are so unelectable 🙄🙄🙄 that’s why Blair lost by a landslide in 1997 ❌ We should go for a super far-left candidate instead, like Corbyn who won by a landslide in 2019 ✅ (as everyone knows).
@@Hydro66 Yeh well New Labour lost 5 million votes from 1997 to 2010. You shouldn't have to fly to the Caymen Islands and submit to Murdoch to win an election in the UK
@@neilgenius3913 That loss of votes is something called party fatigue, and happens naturally when a party is in power for long enough. It would have happened to the Tories in 2019, if Labour weren’t lead by the love child of Marx and Lenin.
Tonty Blaire*
@@Hydro66 whatever. The fact is floating voters side with fascists when faced with a choice. Sad world.
I’ve found labours anthem for the 2024 election
Politics Joe and the underground music scene like you.
Absolutely brilliant 👌 Whoever you are, you're very talented for producing this. Well done. 😊
Watching in 2024…(after general election)
I didn’t like or dislike this video, I abstained
@@fieldmarshalaloysius9907 I think you missed the joke lol
A true Starmerite 😂
Look at Johnson's father (of whom he is afraid), and then call Starmer a bear. This is a piss-poor piece of journalism!
@@darrenjamieson9711 it's satirical
With The US on the verge of taking us over (via The EU or otherwise), satire is the least we need!
ive missed these so much - they got me through the first lockdown
They are golden. It’s just a shame the USA ones get the most views. I much prefer the ones who end up getting less but it’s less motivation so I hope this one does well.
I must have watched the Theresa May/Radiohead one like 50 times
Nice to see some bits of unedited Boris speeches as the backing vocals
Thanks utube for recommending this I needed a laugh. 🤣🤣
That really put a smile on my face ! Nice . . . . . .
"Haircut without a spine" These never get old, great to see your making more of them!
@@handoesarttt That is some DEEP sarcasm.
@@medeniofacaselnshs6163 yeah i can take a joke, its funny but the message is wrong unless you dont at least want a bit of social justice, bottom line is Starmer may do something to get labour into power and make things a bit better or we can stick with Johnson and his hard brexit.
@@handoesarttt I think you might be waiting a awful long time for Keith to get into power.....like forever.
@@stephendavis4809 Indeed. He's like a centre-right version of the far-right IDS during his leadership of the tories... Sooner labour dump Keith and replace him with Clive Lewis the better. Hell, I'd settle for Angela Rayner...
@ Was it also greeshen that Starmer puts on his hair?
For loving Jeremy
Who lives rent free
Deep inside my head
I spat my drink out laughing
Same! An absolute genius line 😂😂
Same! So good
That cheeky dance absolutely suits Jeremy
i don't get it
no you spoke his name
The backing vocals from Boris make it! 😂😂
Quality, pure quality.
The whole of contemporary British politics summarised beautifully in less than 2 minutes...
This is the longest time I can stand to watch him.
Best performances from these two in ages. Clear concise messages and Bojo has never been so well dressed.
This has aged incredibly well. Love the lyrics, especially "A haircut with no spine" !
Hello Yvonne, How are you doing?
Well this aged like fine wine.
Now with Labour in government this is even more enjoyable to watch because it's actually happening
Jeremy on Mogwi's body had me in stitches!
Respect for watching all of the speeches and Interviews to make things banger🔥👊
They can just search through the subtitles to find clips.
That must of been utter torture like listen to Boris Dron on and on.
this song lives rent-free deep inside my head
2 years later and this video is more fitting than ever
Damn ..prophetic
amazing! the best thing to come out of starmer's leadership
Its the Only thing as well.
I agree.
Well @@davidlister7590
Well, at least the 'politically homeless' landlords have their party back...
Oh yeah, being politically homeless must have been awful for them.
God.
Glad us lefties who oppose wars and austerity and privatisation and welfare cuts and the like have never had to experience that!
Like Jeremy Clarkson!
@@TheYopogo listening to them you'd think they were first people ever not to be represented in parliamentary politics (despite the Lib Dems still existing).
@@Lennon6412 Lib Dems have no power lol. They are weak and barely get any seats.
@@venmis137 THey had over sixty seats when Charlie Kennedy was leading them to the left of Blair, then they got into bed with the tories, and the rest - including the vast majority of their MPs- was history.
This is just astoundingly brilliant! Can’t get it out of my head! ‘They’re claiming I’m a wet wipe just a haircut without a spine’!
With no spine*
That's gonna be the next Tory poster slogan!
For me it’s “for loving Jeremy, who lives rent free, deep inside my head” 😂
A polite reminder that brave Sir Keir changed everything, made Labour right-wing to gain 2% of the popular vote, trailing Jeremy's result in 2017 by about 6 points and Boris' result in 2019 by well over 10. And that is before he failed at anything...
I think he might be failing now… 😂🙈
Brilliant 👏, absolutely 💯 %perfect . Thank you 👍 🇬🇧
How much I have missed these! Can’t wait to hear some more.
Amazing... You've done the impossible - you've made Johnson and Starmer make sense.
The king of swinging the lead.
The amount of work gone into this is phenomenal, well done 👏🏻.
I swear, I came back because this never gets old
"I must abstain"- love it!
"and forensically opine". Utterly brilliant.
"Jeremy, who lives rent free inside my head" 😂🤣😂
"I wanna blame the left like you-hoo-hoo" Couldn't have been said more honest. Good work politcians.
You did this 3 years, ago?.... It's still revenant today in 2024.
every day this gets more and more relevant
A hair cut with no spine sums up Starmer perfectly.
Tell me about it!
Really really good, hits the nail on the head in a way so much else has missed its mark on.
More true today than ever 😢
As I heard on Novara yesterday, Starmer is Johnson's biggest political asset right now.
Give Dawn Butler some credit...
That's why is very good reason to get rid of him as Labour Leader.
He is only Boris' biggest asset because Corbin and McDonnell arent in the shadow cabinet anymore. Labour is essentially two parties fighting over who gets to call themselves "the party of the people"
Superb
And now he is the Prime Minister
I hope he won't make any drastic u turns
@@Befr13420 As Frazier from Dads Army said. "We're all dooooomed!"
Unfortunately
Doesn't seem like he's interested in undoing any of the serious damage done by the Tories
@@samanthaspino that makes him just as bad as the Tories.
Politicians never change. They cheat, they lie, take all our money and ignore the middle class who are taxed 50% of what they are supposed to earn.
I just want people who do what’s in the best interest of the people instead of themselves to be in charge like they used to so many years ago…
This is soooo good! Thanks so much for making these songs !!!!
I just cannot stop watching this video. It’s just so beautiful
Lmaoooo no lies were told
This is relevant now love it🇬🇧
Coming back to this song after he sacked his shadow transport minister because he supports labour as a member of the labour party. God the state of this party...
‘can learn to make labour right-wing too’ you’re not wrong
Bedwetter.
@@brettharter143 come again mate?
As a left winger, no thanks
@@elliot3322 is Labour right wing though? No one even knows.
@@frankie7529centre I guess?
Starmer and his supporters cannot blame Corbyn now.
the Labour party will always blame someone, anyone but themselves
No but they do blame the corvbynites
Many joined Labour because Jeremy was at the helm- no one liked him in politics, because he couldn't be bought, so they had to smear him and look who you all got?
Can these starmer supporters calm down, it’s a satire video obviously slightly exaggerated and you know a lot of us will probably vote for starmer next election but we are allowed to criticise him you know, but when you start to insult us it makes us not want to vote for a party who’s supporters are like that
Oh, the irony...
you new to politics or something lol?
@@clefton3112 Are you new to spelling?
my bad lol
There are no Starmer supporters
And, Sir Keith has won frankly just on the fact that we’ve had it with 14 years of the Tories.
Starmer: Labour right-wing too!
Natalie Elphicke enters the chat!
Who's here after labour did disastrously badly under Starmer's leadership
He maybe the worst labour leader yet, the thing is I kind of feel sorry for labour they can’t seem to see their own bullshit and they still cannot figure out why people aren’t voting for them.
@@Tad1945 still makes you wonder why people vote for conservatives instead. At least you can expect Labour to be somewhat honest to the general public. Better than lies and scandals every week like we are having with Bojo. The only thing he seems to have done was order enough vaccinations soon as he had chance. Somehow still better than Brexit-pusher Theresa May
@@Tad1945 well south wales votes for labour as they still thinks its 1984 and the strike is still running with running pickets and clashes outside long gone pits
He’s the worst Labour leader in my 22 years on earth, and the worst Labour leader of all time arguably, even worse than Kinnock, and is almost polling as low as Foot (who was a true Labour man, like Corbyn, who was also sabotaged by the Labour Right)
@@vikingsmb A lot more to do with a competent Welsh Labour government - free prescriptions, huge apprenticeship programme, great social housing record, best vaccination programme in the world... and you think we’re behind the times? It’s not 1984, it’s 2021, and we in Wales know that better than anyone.
Oh my god I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Labours red did indeed turn blue 😂
I still love this...
#StarmerOut
It's SIR Kier Starmer, give him his due respect
yeah, white working class people arn't exactly his fav people so he'd DEMAND the respect from us proles
SIR Kid Starver
Instant classic. Masterpiece.
If only starmer was animated as this.
I really wanna to hear him sing this live 😂
@@da-p6814 yes i am aware of that. I’m just saying that i’d be funny if he saw this and thought uk for a laugh, i’ll just sing this live
@@gauravsmatharu Of course he won't, he might actually win some votes if he did that 😂
@@tomfenlon8567 😂😂😂
He might become slightly likeable if he did . He needs not to do it
00:07 “My dad was a TOOL MAKER”
"Maker" is superfluous!
Starmer doing his best to live up to these lyrics.
Idrc, tories are fucked, that's all I care about.
@@venmis137you’re about to get a rude awakening then.
The current labour leadership are just red tories. When they get in, nothing will change.
Anything but the tories is no longer good enough. We deserve better than lying starmer
Mad how I was actually raving to this song
If you like this check out also the Blood On You Hands song that's on You Tube.
tankie.
@@DeezN1892 i hate tankies but even they are better than fucking centrists
Had to watch this watching the Labour disaster during the elections
This is simply a masterpiece!
Never thought it would happen but two tier starmer really does make Boris look intelligent
Dear leader isn't going to like this! Someone is going straight to jail, no 24 hour speed court, just straight to jail!
How as this not got more views. Fantastic work, thank you 😂🤣👍
Sir keir starmer, our newest prime minister… caught singing jungle book songs with Boris Johnson 💀
This is so crazy how 3yrs on nothing has changed with Starmer and yet people believe he will change when he gets elected 😂
Boris Johnson scatting is the funniest thing I've seen.
haters will say its edited
Get out of my pub
Keir stamer, i wouldn't trust you to keep the plants in number 10 alive
I finally found an answer when someone asks me what do you think of Stamer
We need make this blow up when Labour wins the next general election lmao
!remindme 2050
lol, still relevant today
HAHAHA so true!!! Brilliant guys.
Hartlepool... 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
That haircut with no spine just let all but one of the 2017 saboteurs back into the party.
They were waiting in wings to be let back in.
Letting all his co-conspirators back in.
getting better with every minute!
With all that is going on the British Sense of Humour shines through.
I didn’t realise it was so old.
Bojo as King Louis works so so well....😄😔
He was absolutist monaechist like Boris is now.
I love how in America, Starmer would be called a communist, but to us he’s super centrist
Anyone who isn’t far right in the US is a commie
Whereas Boris wouldn't be called anything, because his political ideology is populism ie if it wins votes he'll do it
He'd probably be viewed as an old school democrat
@@TheDrummingWarrior Yeah if they don't quote from Mein Kamph or carry gun then their commi pinkos.
@@jamesdettmann94 That's called right-wing demogoge.
I've lost count how many times I've played this video has me in fits of laughter 😂🤣
Just coming here from time to time to remember when this channel was not in Labour's pocket.
This is what I’ve been waiting for….🤣🤣🤣🤣